Espresso Puck Prep for Dummies [a James Hoffmann edit]
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Today, James shared his personal tips and tricks to ensure maximum wasted time, and minimum flavour, using some industry secrets.
If you are suffering from frustratingly well extracted and effortlessly repeatable shots, then this is the video guide for you.
Original video:
• How I Make Espresso: T... (main video)
I used a few others here too, but tbh I was too under-caffeinated to make a note of them this time. Sorry.
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re-uploaded quickly, to fix the 20 minutes of black screen on the first version. oops.
it's like blanking out while WDTing too long
I hope you have a nicely distributed day too!
Favorite outro yet
not just an outro, it's probably the best wish for someone's day
This is exactly how my fiancee, a tea person, thinks I sound...
Excellent! Mission accomplished.
"George Clooney droplet technique" 😂😂
The GCDT is very versatile!
Nicely distributed day sounds like a Lance Hedrick sign-off too.
Don't you just hate it when your George Clooney gets a little damp? This one thing's enough to ruin a nicely distributed day.
Don't worry - little George will dry out quickly enough if left in the sun.
@@hoffmanncometh the sun is a deadly laser
@@cheekibreeki904not anymore there's a blanket!
@1:17 Coffee grounds vibrator: *BRRRRRRRRR* ....James: "I have no idea what's going on...*huehuehue*" xD
The voice warbling was an excellent touch. Brilliant
Thank you! I hope you have a well distributed day.
@@hoffmanncomethit was expensive and time was wasted, thank you! :D
@@classicrockonly Marvellous! An ideal outcome.
@0:33 "Is it worth doing? *SLUUURPPPP*.....NoOo!." Bahahaha xD omg and the grounds vibrator LOL!
Thought this is a comedy channel
And all I get is a totally unedited re-upload from Hoffmann's channel
Where has my 20 minutes of blank space gone?
I miss it dearly.
Gone......just gone
I thought you were just promoting uneven distribution.
@@yongers While hilarious that is too much commitment to a bit by about 20 minutes.
As someone who watches Hoffman (James) mostly because he has a nice voice this made about as much sense as the source material. 100% bypass for life ❤
That's the spirit!
I live for you and Hames Joffmann! You guys are my new Goffee Cods! (James is officially my Coffee God) 😂
Very kind of you!
@@hoffmanncometh New goal unlocked: Get you and Hames MONETIZED!!!
"B-roll" made me spit out my coffee.
"I hope you have a nicely distributed day" might be my new favourite expression :D
"Slurp... Nooo" LMAO!
That certainly was a very nicely distributed edit !
Thank you!
getting a bit of movement from my bottom is always nice 😉
Very nice use of b-roll
Glad you think so!
This is so mean. I love it.
This is gold
Thank you - glad you enjoyed it
Haven't laughed that hard in a while
Glad I could be of assistance
james hoffman needs to do a video watching all these videos
Watching these in reverse chronological order because RUclips makes that easy and I'm sensing a theme with the Nescafé jokes... :D
... I don't know what you mean! ;)
@@hoffmanncometh gets me every damn time
These are too brilliant, well done!
Thanks - glad you liked it!
NEWS FLASH ! ! ! Hames Joffmann channel has been restored, it seems....
my underextracted comment is gone! and the beautiful black screen with some silence puck preping moments. so sad. i hope you brew something
No fear, your comment will live forever in the imminently privated version of the original upload, after I realised it had 20 mins of black screen.
My George Clooney is always damp.
Really skillful editing! Very funny.
Glad you enjoyed it
So proud to have been the first ever comment on this channel. Your videos are just so genuinely funny and consistently good. A nice distribution of laughs. As precise as a Lagom.
Thank you for your support! Glad to hear you are enjoying the videos. (I must admit, I had to google 'Lagom')
@@hoffmanncometh If you're a real fan of James Hoffmann, name 5 of his grinders :P
@@TheInconspicuousMan
1. a hammer
2. Weber SG-1 (Custom David Hasselhoff Limited Edition)
3. Niche Trio
4. The Mahlkönig AK-47
5. his bare hands
@@hoffmanncometh I've heard the AK-47 helps with great shots, not sure if espresso, but great shots nonetheless
Loved it! It’s aammaazziinngg!
Thank you!
that... was... amazing...
Very kind of you.
tHiS iS aMaZiNg
well said!
That’s amazing
Thank you!
brilliant
Very kind!
Hard to watch with all the video jumping, but good info.
Where did my "It's not looking good in here" comment go? :D
Unfortunately it was on a version of the video I quickly realised I needed to take offline and replace with this one. Sorry your comment took the hit!
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