"In addition to this, I wanna kiss you, which will give it a kind of nice texture and mouthfeel, and that will obviously give it a delicious sort of spicy twist." Gold.
As a Brazilian I can confirm we do give children 200-300mg of weed a day to help concentrate with math lessons. Which is why we have such great results on international math competitions. Thank you for spreading our culture around the world Mr Joffman.
For some people a big fear is going through life never finding what they are really good at. Always just struggling and plodding on. Hames gives us a glimpse at a fate that is truly frightening. Finding something that you are brilliant at, but disliking the very concept of it.
My poor puny brain cannot reconcile how Hames' videos can be pure shitposting and so fucking well made at the same time. To be able to completely twist his words while still retaining enough sentence structure and cadence to FEEL like it's really James saying it, to be able to weave these long and meandering thoughts together into an actual narrative, to be able to find the most tickling ways to misuse coffee terminology (shoutout 'mouthfeel' in this one like LMAO are you kidding me that's hilarious), and somehow each new one just keeps getting better. I'm only sad that this one didn't get any IPA in the caption. Like who the hell is making these??? 10/10 exceedingly unhelpful. We are blessed.
It could just be me seeing my own reflection, but I'd guess it's the work of an ADHD brain. Getting caught up on 'irrelevant details' as thoughts and feelings immediately wants to yank the wheel and drive straight towards them. Can be great for creativity and conceptual work. And my comment could be a self portrait. Either way, I agree with you. Hames feels like a love letter to that kind of creative self-expression and silliness I think we all wish we could get more of. And I'm so happy they exist. /Blursed ADHD brain (*naturally biased.)
The Lore. The absolute lore of it. The perfectly timed punches, the seamless edits. The restraint showed in Balls was not shown here - and for good reason. The gloves have come back off and in a very tasteful manner. That's it. That's an official sub from me.
This is really funny because you’ve managed to perfectly recreate his normal speech patterns. Unlike a lot of YTPs, this one sounds like it’s really him saying these things
James himself also contributes to his parodies not only by some wonky words he chooses but also his clarity in pronounciation and well timed pauses and emphasis. HAMES IS GOD at catching those details. Love your work! keep up!
As somebody who works in customer support, this video made me chuckle and smile all day long as I said or typed '...support'. Smashingly put together! Tnx!
I used to post those comments where I'd quote my favourite bit, but that's no longer possible... this is one gem after another. I thought the video peeked with the weed talk, but then came the discussion of the fortunate few and I completely lost it.
I am just in awe how you can take something so serious as James and make him so silly. There's no end to the joy it gives me. Good job, you're an amazing editor!
@GK2003 You're absolutely right. James is super silly as well! I think the word I was looking for wasn't "serious" but perhaps... "professional". I mean, he had a barbershop quartet sing about the sponsors in the episode on the Milwaukee coffee brewer in full costume! That's EXTREMELY silly in all the right ways, but it's also very professional in his own spicy way!
Sometimes I like to believe Hames is really just James reediting his videos for some fun and that‘s why we never see them together in the comments or anywhere. Anyway, as stated by lots of others before, these clips are so well made and hilarious to the point, where it sometimes just makes me laugh out loud in front of my device!
This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while especially knowing how the first interview went (clean scientific and with a bit of humour) however this edit is just pure madness😂
Holly... I had no idea what was waiting for me when I clicked! I'm glad I have already watched the full length video. This is a masterpiece at self mock comedy (?).
Holy crap I watched the whole thing without realize this was not real but a bunch of really good editing to make it seem like this actually was recorded this way.
Even better would be james making his own video using the exact script from a Hames Joffman video. No context, no discaimer, just a James Hoffman Hames Joffman parody.
I like how at the moment he's roasting (ha!) my ability as a human to taste stuff, it sounds like someone's furiously typing "ooooo sick burn" in the background.
What makes it work perfectly for me is how the speech pattern, in rhythm and emphasis, flows so naturally. Is Hames using an audio tweak to make the prosody scan to fit a crafted script, or are they possessed of such an uncannily good ear for pitch, tone, and rhythm, they freestyle the text purely by ear?
Fruit however, that's a very different answer - Damn the fruit strikes again, I love it, we already know from previous summaries that Hames is a fruit, it's so deep
This is great because the original video had some sudden cuts and the fact that he's wearing the same thing throughout the entire video means that it doesn't really seem out of place when it cuts
Incredibly enlightening. Thanks for the support, support.
This is a great question because this is a good question
Hello WIRED, thanks for the great interviews!
Does James know about this video? Has he SEEN it?
Lmao, this is hilarious. How are they here 🤣🤣
We need tech, tech now
This is too meta for me 😂
"In addition to this, I wanna kiss you, which will give it a kind of nice texture and mouthfeel, and that will obviously give it a delicious sort of spicy twist." Gold.
After hearing that I laughed so hard, I cried.
I think the twist would be more fruity when it comes to James
I don't tend to laugh out loud while watching videos alone but that one made me crack for real.
LMAO
I don't know how I feel about the fact that kissing me makes coffee taste better, but I think I'm supposed to feel flattered...
“…I’m usually making coffee before I’ve had coffee as a form of insect repellent…” - Absolutely golden
Haha… 😂 brilliant!
I was drinking coffee when that was said. I have never been so close to spitting out my drink! 😂
I died.
@@livegolfismygt Dude, I failed. I spat my drink all over my keyboard. Fucking Hames!
@@xyzzy12345 Same
As a Brazilian I can confirm we do give children 200-300mg of weed a day to help concentrate with math lessons. Which is why we have such great results on international math competitions. Thank you for spreading our culture around the world Mr Joffman.
Sounds like a reason to "come to Brazil"
RUclips has loads of well edited parody videos. But you... you're on a league of your own. The quality and comedy of these edits are amazing!
I'm laughing so much my stomach hurts
It's so good. I wouldn't be mad if it was actually James dubbing over himself with this nonsense. So seamless
I apologize for liking this post because it had 666 likes ...
But yeah.. rule #6 well executed.
Almost as good as Dino Flask
Parody video? This is coffee education
It's like I've always said: Hames hates coffee yet is cursed with knowledge and understanding
For some people a big fear is going through life never finding what they are really good at. Always just struggling and plodding on. Hames gives us a glimpse at a fate that is truly frightening. Finding something that you are brilliant at, but disliking the very concept of it.
Its like socializing - im charismatic and make friends easily, but im a misanthrope
My poor puny brain cannot reconcile how Hames' videos can be pure shitposting and so fucking well made at the same time. To be able to completely twist his words while still retaining enough sentence structure and cadence to FEEL like it's really James saying it, to be able to weave these long and meandering thoughts together into an actual narrative, to be able to find the most tickling ways to misuse coffee terminology (shoutout 'mouthfeel' in this one like LMAO are you kidding me that's hilarious), and somehow each new one just keeps getting better. I'm only sad that this one didn't get any IPA in the caption. Like who the hell is making these??? 10/10 exceedingly unhelpful. We are blessed.
It could just be me seeing my own reflection, but I'd guess it's the work of an ADHD brain. Getting caught up on 'irrelevant details' as thoughts and feelings immediately wants to yank the wheel and drive straight towards them. Can be great for creativity and conceptual work. And my comment could be a self portrait. Either way, I agree with you. Hames feels like a love letter to that kind of creative self-expression and silliness I think we all wish we could get more of. And I'm so happy they exist.
/Blursed ADHD brain (*naturally biased.)
You don’t even need to be familiar with James Hoffmann to enjoy this this are incredibly silly
what is IPA
You should look into YTPs and sentence mixing. This sort of edit has been done with many others, like in "Jordan Peterson vs Peter Jordanson"
@@jjhassy International Phonetic Alphabet
The Lore. The absolute lore of it. The perfectly timed punches, the seamless edits. The restraint showed in Balls was not shown here - and for good reason. The gloves have come back off and in a very tasteful manner. That's it. That's an official sub from me.
oh wait.... I didn't mean to become your sub just your sub... dang it.
It's just the natural order of things: the commenters are always the bottom ones.
@@starry_lis yeah but youtube gives commenters the power of voice - so are we power bottoms?
@@jacobkamphaus5565 we're just loud bottoms
@@starry_lis loud bottoms end up on top
Great work. It was not only unhelpful, it was completely useless.
But damn it was funny.
Antihelpful.
That whole weed part... brilliant. It can't be coincidence that James used words like piny and resinous in the original video. He knew what was coming
He is complicit. He must be stopped
This is really funny because you’ve managed to perfectly recreate his normal speech patterns. Unlike a lot of YTPs, this one sounds like it’s really him saying these things
it took me way too long to realize that it was a YTP and not his actual sequence of words xD
Part of it is that James speaks clearly with a consistent tone of voice, so he's pretty easy to edit like this
"Science doesn't truly understand what is going on" is the Hames Joffman Phenomenon understatement of the multiverse century.
"As a form of insect repellent" really got me.
I was mildly amused and then that part happened and I burst out laughing
are you an insect then?
So happy that Hames' work is back on the platform! They're a creative genius! :D
At this point we are all now just living in the James Hoffman Cinematic Universe
who's James Hoffman? I only know Hames Joffman
@@1224chrisng True how silly of me 🤣
@@1224chrisng The Hames Joffman Unimatic Cineverse. Just like the JHCU, but with even better hair.
"Definitely love bong usage, because it is a lot of fun", cut to him with the lamp kettle. Holy crap this editing is amazing.
had to rewatch the oriignal
I don’t see how this is unhelpful. I never understood the “Support” videos until I saw this. They all make much more sense now!
That's why it's support support.
We're back, boys!
The existence of Hames Joffmann is a small reminder that the internet can be a force for good.
I'm so glad the channel is back online!!
"I'm gonna take the bottom here." - Hames Joffmann, the man who starts with hating coffee and then delves deep into his love life.
well, we all love things with mild fruity notes, coffee or otherwise
*particularly fruity [love life]. If you know what I mean. If you'd don't get that, I'm not explaining that joke to you.
(All his quotes)
@@vojtechtax9723 well, that's just putting words in his mouth
we can leave it up to him to put other things in his mouth
I know everyone always comments on each of your videos saying it's the best one yet, but this time it's really true.
actually every new video this is true
Hames keeps raising the bar each upload
And I'm here to SupportSupport
Este es el mejor hasta la fecha.
Future you is in for a treat - they do keep getting better.
another entry in the ongoing narrative that james hates coffee but somehow ends up making videos about it
I just watched part of the food poisoning saga and here you are in the comments of the next vid I watched
How's your day going
I love that someone has dedicated themselves to making ytp’s of just james hoffman
Only just found this. You turned James Hoffman into an MP! He now answers no question while not stopping talking. Incredible.
Every time I watch one of these I wonder, "What other talents does Hames have?"
James himself also contributes to his parodies not only by some wonky words he chooses but also his clarity in pronounciation and well timed pauses and emphasis. HAMES IS GOD at catching those details. Love your work! keep up!
honestly this channel is a true youtube gem
"I'm usually making coffee before I've had coffee as a form of insect repellent" - words to live by
Im here from james talking about your channel being back. Subbed
"This is a great question because this is a really good question." 😂 Logic 101
Thank God you're back. That was laugh out loud funny (even though I must have seen it when it came out). 😂
Continuing the lore that Hames hates coffee. Love it. The Hames Joffman cinematic universe is very deep.
The path towards insanity seems like quite the rollercoaster.
How do you keep getting better and better with every video? Absolutely amazing.
You finally did it. These always raise a smile but this one had me genuinely laughing out loud.
Perfect.
You're back!!
Contrary to what the title suggests, this was indeed useful to cure my depression.
I usually enjoy your videos, but with this one.. you totally outdid yourself. Slam dunk.
Great job!
This has got to be one of the hardest videos to do because there's only 1 video for reference but this is awesome. you've outdone yourself this time.
As somebody who works in customer support, this video made me chuckle and smile all day long as I said or typed '...support'. Smashingly put together! Tnx!
this may be your best work yet, excited to see where we go from here
I used to post those comments where I'd quote my favourite bit, but that's no longer possible... this is one gem after another. I thought the video peeked with the weed talk, but then came the discussion of the fortunate few and I completely lost it.
I am just in awe how you can take something so serious as James and make him so silly. There's no end to the joy it gives me. Good job, you're an amazing editor!
That’s where you need to understand: James Hoffman IS silly. I would have loved to see Graham Chapman imitate him
@GK2003 You're absolutely right. James is super silly as well! I think the word I was looking for wasn't "serious" but perhaps... "professional".
I mean, he had a barbershop quartet sing about the sponsors in the episode on the Milwaukee coffee brewer in full costume! That's EXTREMELY silly in all the right ways, but it's also very professional in his own spicy way!
So J Hoffman is ridiculous concept, professional execution.
I do love these unhelpful edits. They're slapstick, but cerebral. Some of my favorite humor on RUclips.
I love how much Hames hates coffee.
The captions about ominous typing is gold and a great excuse since in the original video that’s when the next question comes in. 😂
Sometimes I like to believe Hames is really just James reediting his videos for some fun and that‘s why we never see them together in the comments or anywhere.
Anyway, as stated by lots of others before, these clips are so well made and hilarious to the point, where it sometimes just makes me laugh out loud in front of my device!
I suspect the same since I discovered there are similar remarks in subtitles of the original videos :D
I'm very convinced Hames is James and I love him more for it lolol
The absolute joy of dialogue editing, I love it
This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while especially knowing how the first interview went (clean scientific and with a bit of humour) however this edit is just pure madness😂
Another very unhelpful masterpiece!
Thank you, Hames; I feel so supported.
I have to say: it‘s so well edited, that I almost believed what Hames said
I've been watching this channel for a while and this is by far the best one yet
Holly... I had no idea what was waiting for me when I clicked! I'm glad I have already watched the full length video.
This is a masterpiece at self mock comedy (?).
Holy crap I watched the whole thing without realize this was not real but a bunch of really good editing to make it seem like this actually was recorded this way.
Omg, I found James (and Hames) on the Wired video a couple weeks ago and I’ve been binging on both channels since. This just brings it full circle!
This is a work of art
This is the best and most unhelpful summary yet :)
This might be the best one yet, so many of these lines were absolute gold
I've laughed at all of these, and this is the one that brought me to tears
Great work Hames. This had a strong Bad Lip Reading vibe to it.
Id love to see James reacting to some of these, especially a brand new one he hasn't seen yet! They are so well done!
Even better would be james making his own video using the exact script from a Hames Joffman video. No context, no discaimer, just a James Hoffman Hames Joffman parody.
When I saw your comment on that video, I knew good things were coming.
The editing is so well done, i almost forgot what the real interview was like.
so well editor! for a second i legit forgot this was a hames video when he was taking about the weed coffee bong question 😅
I like how at the moment he's roasting (ha!) my ability as a human to taste stuff, it sounds like someone's furiously typing "ooooo sick burn" in the background.
That's so funny I shot coffee out of my nose.
And I wasn't even drinking any.
"I'm gonna take the bottom, here. That moment of genius"
I'm convinced that I will never drink coffee again
But you can still use it as an insect repellant.
This has to be the best Joffman video so far, love it
What makes it work perfectly for me is how the speech pattern, in rhythm and emphasis, flows so naturally. Is Hames using an audio tweak to make the prosody scan to fit a crafted script, or are they possessed of such an uncannily good ear for pitch, tone, and rhythm, they freestyle the text purely by ear?
There’s the Unhelpful James Hoffmann we all love.❤
I was hoping you'd cover this. Thanks Hames!
I can only imagine the laughs you get when you find two sentences that match in the most hilarious way :D amazing
This is pure comedy gold. I love every single one of your vids
Oh my goodness, I'm dying! This is your best video yet!
"What's happening!?!?!"
"Great question, this is a big one"
I'm dead.
I cackled with delight when I saw this in my subscriptions :D Absolutely wonderful, as always!
I think this might be my favorite so far. Great Job, Hames.
Most James Hoffmann-y video yet. Comedy gold!
The editing job is admirable to say the least
HE'S BACK!!!
Fruit however, that's a very different answer - Damn the fruit strikes again, I love it, we already know from previous summaries that Hames is a fruit, it's so deep
I really hope you enjoy making these as much as we enjoy watching them. Or as much as you despise coffee.
(ominous typing) Marvellous once again!
At this point we are only watching the James Hoffman videos so we can have these works of art later. Delightful.
ive watched the og video and watching this edit feels like I had a fever dream about being on set the day of filming for the og video
I feel really supported after this support support
This is great because the original video had some sudden cuts and the fact that he's wearing the same thing throughout the entire video means that it doesn't really seem out of place when it cuts
Here again to ask for a summary of the Tom Scott video
... which makes me wonder if Hames Joffman has a friend called Scom Tott who also makes unhelpful summaries.
One of the best you've done so far! Absolutely brilliant!
This is brilliant! Thank you Hames
Hames delivering as always. Really unhelpful. Thanks.
this might be the best one so far, absolutely loved it!!!
Best thing about this was it lampooned James Hoffman without being at all insulting....now that takes class! Well done!
(ominous typing)
I love the extra layer the captions provide these videos.
This reminds me that I never actually finished watching the original video. Thanks!
I think this is your best work yet.
I love all your videos but I think this might be the best one yet!