I PAID A STRANGER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A WEEK

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @kait5634
    @kait5634 4 года назад +4014

    the fact that by the end they were basically having a genuine conversation is hilarious

  • @reagan1316
    @reagan1316 4 года назад +5307

    He payed an e”girl” to talk to him and ended up having her chase him wtf. Life sure is a mad ting

    • @lich5297
      @lich5297 4 года назад +94

      Yes? Wouldn't it be more nonsense if he chased for her while he gave the money?

    • @reagan1316
      @reagan1316 4 года назад +50

      chitlembik no cuz that’s usually what happens

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 4 года назад +99

      Well i feel like if i was getting people to pay me to talk to them, i'd probably actually talk to them everyday and chase them otherwise I feel like they're not getting what they paid for😂

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 года назад +26

      @@yusurkassem4174 nah it's weird because she said upfront how often they would talk. It seems like she actually is lonely 😕

    • @ash-fz3tw
      @ash-fz3tw 4 года назад +76

      I think its mostly because you have to buy like a week at a time and she didn't want him to lose interest so she could get a repeat customer lol

  • @merwen33
    @merwen33 5 лет назад +13191

    Plot twist: she actually was looking for a boyfriend and decided to make them pay for it

    • @AugustSchroif
      @AugustSchroif 5 лет назад +650

      This is basically what women do.

    • @ifarted9127
      @ifarted9127 5 лет назад +416

      @@AugustSchroif Are you generalizing 3,5 billion human beings right now lmfao

    • @AugustSchroif
      @AugustSchroif 5 лет назад +573

      Yes.

    • @ifarted9127
      @ifarted9127 5 лет назад +111

      @@AugustSchroif That's not really bright is it m8

    • @Mfmail12484
      @Mfmail12484 5 лет назад +166

      @@ifarted9127 its true thought lol if u dont have money then forget getting girlfriend they wont even look at u .

  • @nerdynautilus5373
    @nerdynautilus5373 4 года назад +5041

    George: Pays for an e girlfriend
    Also George: ignores her
    😂😂😂

  • @garrickkthegreat1705
    @garrickkthegreat1705 5 лет назад +8980

    You paid her and she started falling in love with you
    You're smoooth

    • @kelsugar9329
      @kelsugar9329 5 лет назад +438

      GarrickkTheGreat id fall for people if they gave me money for nothing too 😂

    • @iofferyouthis2924
      @iofferyouthis2924 5 лет назад +378

      If you think thats true you sire will be taken advantage of by girls haha - i love you (wanna buy another week?) lol

    • @adrianfarahani3524
      @adrianfarahani3524 5 лет назад +7

      Its a he

    • @mamat1042
      @mamat1042 5 лет назад +1

      If only you're youtuber that will works

    • @toe179
      @toe179 5 лет назад +19

      I really wanna type
      Cha cha real smooth

  • @itslimits1
    @itslimits1 5 лет назад +9289

    Nobody:
    Memeulous: “Right okay so uh uh”

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 лет назад +89

      W

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 лет назад +84

      W

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 лет назад +90

      W

    • @quise8499
      @quise8499 5 лет назад +84

      W

    • @mexicanslap
      @mexicanslap 5 лет назад +184

      "A couple of days ago i found this really weird youtube channel * chuckles a bit *"

  • @CypherClue
    @CypherClue 5 лет назад +5493

    She actually was trying. Mad props for the girl haha

    • @RuLeZ1988
      @RuLeZ1988 5 лет назад +463

      Or guy :D

    • @torakka2ow640
      @torakka2ow640 5 лет назад +301

      RuLeZ1988 that could very well be a guy. Maybe that’s why he didn’t want to call or videochat.

    • @XboxIssues
      @XboxIssues 5 лет назад +336

      It was 100% without a doubt a guy

    • @Jacobyxt
      @Jacobyxt 5 лет назад +128

      I think she caught feelings lmaoo but he ruined it by not talking to her

    • @KingErnst16
      @KingErnst16 5 лет назад +8

      or guy

  • @torbenandert2920
    @torbenandert2920 5 лет назад +5583

    Plot Twist: The fake gf is his uncle

  • @CJ-zw1fy
    @CJ-zw1fy 5 лет назад +5329

    i was eating a burger while watching and when he said "fatal right hook" i inhaled half my burger and nearly choked to death

    • @CrazyCrusader1
      @CrazyCrusader1 5 лет назад +166

      It was fatal right hook indeed

    • @wrench6234
      @wrench6234 5 лет назад +97

      your suicide attempt made my day xddd am dying out of laughter

    • @reforgotton7730
      @reforgotton7730 5 лет назад +59

      Did you end up in the same hospital with the gay guy?

    • @ralf1554
      @ralf1554 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mits4940
      @mits4940 5 лет назад +9

      thats some kinky shit

  • @zoeycares8501
    @zoeycares8501 5 лет назад +30449

    Ironically $20 a week is cheaper then a real girlfriend...

    • @JJ_436
      @JJ_436 5 лет назад +2144

      You get what you pay for

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 5 лет назад +1168

      @@JJ_436 well shit, that must make mine top of the line

    • @FujisamaProductions
      @FujisamaProductions 5 лет назад +131

      LMAO

    • @SimoneVPoise
      @SimoneVPoise 5 лет назад +713

      Well a real girlfriend actually makes her own money lmao

    • @SimoneVPoise
      @SimoneVPoise 5 лет назад +184

      And not by pretending she is someone elses girlfriend LOL

  • @sorajk7151
    @sorajk7151 5 лет назад +7058

    *reads the title*
    Why
    *clicks on the video anyway*

  • @Shikii05
    @Shikii05 5 лет назад +2646

    Just imagine saying this to your son
    “Son, this is how I met your mom”

  • @shabnazparvin6119
    @shabnazparvin6119 5 лет назад +491

    I love how she got needy for him even though she is getting paid either way

    • @GruntyGame
      @GruntyGame 5 лет назад +88

      I love how *he* got needy for him even though *he* is getting paid either way

    • @KECOYA
      @KECOYA 5 лет назад +20

      The guy catfishing probably is a loner though

    • @supernatural.unicorn
      @supernatural.unicorn 5 лет назад +2

      shabnaz parvin maybe she wanted that and saw she could be getting paid for it,you know.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +2905

    When you pay someone to be your girlfriend for a week and they dump you on the first day.

  • @willy4129
    @willy4129 5 лет назад +2386

    "Just punched my flatmate out of rage. He's out cold" Lmao I died

    • @noahmontague5355
      @noahmontague5355 5 лет назад +2

      Willy same!

    • @space5476
      @space5476 5 лет назад +1

      I does by The right hook he gave me

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett 5 лет назад +3

      so did he

    • @NotAtro12
      @NotAtro12 5 лет назад +1

      Wait you’re the flatmate wait....... you died it all makes sense now

    • @pantsman8498
      @pantsman8498 5 лет назад +1

      just like his flat mate

  • @mmoogl3547
    @mmoogl3547 3 года назад +220

    Best part about this is she actually seemed interested in you, or at least could've been, like she kept at it for seemingly more than a week. Made it all the better. 13 minutes of online gold.

    • @TicyPhenylFanClub
      @TicyPhenylFanClub 3 года назад +4

      It's a dude

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 2 года назад +9

      I mean, she _was_ getting paid so like, shes gotta do her job

    • @marvelanddcretrospective
      @marvelanddcretrospective 2 года назад +9

      @@louise4152 she was only paid for one week, once George ignored her for a week she could've stopped but she insisted on messaging him past that week. She definitely became interested.

    • @H3llfire320
      @H3llfire320 2 года назад

      Long term investments

  • @iNabber
    @iNabber 5 лет назад +11309

    Can't believe you used my girlfriend in your thumbnail, not happy george

  • @bouwevandekrol4192
    @bouwevandekrol4192 5 лет назад +803

    Next on memeulous: I pay my girlfriend to be a stranger for a week (it was for one week only babe pls come back)

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 лет назад +3

      say you're a kech and she will come back.

    • @h4_opening
      @h4_opening 5 лет назад +38

      I also once paid my dad to be a stranger for a week
      Dad please come back buying a bread from the bakery cant take 8 years

    • @chair8401
      @chair8401 5 лет назад +6

      @@h4_opening Lol XDDDD

    • @seadrown6252
      @seadrown6252 5 лет назад +2

      *insert the lions sleeping tonight meme*

    • @evanthiakrassa9197
      @evanthiakrassa9197 5 лет назад

      If he ever had a girlfriend

  • @capylost
    @capylost 5 лет назад +812

    ”i consider him my wife“
    ”alex is the closest thing i have to girlfriend“

    • @hanialis7704
      @hanialis7704 4 года назад +22

      They're getting married now

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp 4 года назад +2109

    plot twist: *the girl is actually alex.....*

  • @Anonymous-mb1pj
    @Anonymous-mb1pj 5 лет назад +1446

    Imagine she’s getting a crush while doing this but still wants the money

    • @niklas7379
      @niklas7379 4 года назад +108

      So it would be like a regular relationship

    • @spnupus8666
      @spnupus8666 4 года назад +8

      I can imagine that

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад +4

      @@niklas7379 lol

    • @queryq1330
      @queryq1330 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a Rom-Com

    • @600Denise
      @600Denise 4 года назад +2

      Reminds me of Wilbur Soot and Minx on that dating show

  • @stein3738
    @stein3738 5 лет назад +1489

    My Name is george but you can call me anytime

    • @yukionn846
      @yukionn846 5 лет назад +9

      the same fucking thing i thought

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 5 лет назад +36

      Hello anytime. Odd name to pick for yourself.

    • @HoeShiet
      @HoeShiet 5 лет назад

      Ok anytime

    • @SyTheBeyonder
      @SyTheBeyonder 5 лет назад

      Hmm not good enough
      Anytime. What's 2√2x2 2+2 22

    • @killianm3
      @killianm3 5 лет назад

      Der aller echte oh my god....

  • @KingMoon110
    @KingMoon110 5 лет назад +2623

    0:04 Can we talk about the dude trying to sell telepathic mind control for 10$?

    • @onode797
      @onode797 5 лет назад +65

      King Moon he needs some milk 🥛

    • @alexhd252
      @alexhd252 5 лет назад

      Cor bimey gimme a hit

    • @alexhd252
      @alexhd252 5 лет назад

      Of day Krispy kristmasss

    • @djdixon5215
      @djdixon5215 5 лет назад +9

      My mans said I will send you a telepathic message

    • @CandyCat182
      @CandyCat182 5 лет назад

      Tony d normie

  • @snxw2k
    @snxw2k 5 лет назад +209

    George:I've never received the coochie
    Me at 3AM: Dying inside
    Mom: Son are you ok
    Me: ya I'm just watching George

  • @Maxdoescooking
    @Maxdoescooking 5 лет назад +2220

    Video idea: pay two strangers to go out with each other whilst they think they are texting you😂

    • @vunzo3349
      @vunzo3349 5 лет назад +45

      and how would he get evidence of that to make a video

    • @badateverything2931
      @badateverything2931 5 лет назад +153

      @@vunzo3349 Give them a link to the same discord server and have yourself look like a bot

    • @Crypto_Lan
      @Crypto_Lan 5 лет назад +5

      Great idea!

    • @papaxohn4829
      @papaxohn4829 5 лет назад +31

      thats literally catfishing

    • @wendyev310
      @wendyev310 5 лет назад +3

      PLEASE

  • @keithpharaoh8440
    @keithpharaoh8440 5 лет назад +544

    Buys Cyber Gf, leaves her on read for entire week. Boss level. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

  • @blue-funk3076
    @blue-funk3076 5 лет назад +812

    I love how he wrote nonce instead of none by accident. I literally ugly laughed when that happened.

    • @MrGEORGETHOMPS
      @MrGEORGETHOMPS 5 лет назад +20

      By accident

    • @eshmoh608
      @eshmoh608 5 лет назад +2

      What does nonce rlly mean?

    • @Volroomste_melk
      @Volroomste_melk 5 лет назад +1

      I almost shat myself while laughing at that

    • @msbrownie8248
      @msbrownie8248 5 лет назад +1

      I'm So Meta Even This Acronym what do u think nonce means?

    • @andresr9686
      @andresr9686 5 лет назад +1

      @@msbrownie8248 we don't know that is why he asked D:

  • @patkruk1527
    @patkruk1527 5 лет назад +588

    “Are you right or left handed” 😭😭😭

    • @imaguy9053
      @imaguy9053 5 лет назад +3

      Right

    • @spyder8464
      @spyder8464 5 лет назад +45

      Middle🖕

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад +1

      @@spyder8464 lol

    • @amjoiv
      @amjoiv 4 года назад +3

      I am a middle handed I have 3 arms so 💪👌🖕

    • @neptune9996
      @neptune9996 4 года назад

      @@spyder8464 wtf a gota.io player randomly found?? What r the chances lol
      And u know chrome lol. Found my friends friend randomly on a RUclips comment

  • @coolsk8r
    @coolsk8r 5 лет назад +3557

    So Alex isn't your gf?

  • @Darkreaper71
    @Darkreaper71 5 лет назад +62

    I genuinely find it cool how this person took the job seriously and kept texting back.
    What a great *guy*

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 лет назад +2093

    Still a better love story than Twilight

  • @forbeswhittet2156
    @forbeswhittet2156 4 года назад +245

    Imagine that woman is married with kids 😂

    • @nod_jawk
      @nod_jawk 4 года назад +14

      Imagine it's not a woman ;)

    • @tytle1222
      @tytle1222 4 года назад +8

      @@nod_jawk and was pregnant

    • @koala5716
      @koala5716 4 года назад

      69.like

    • @awesome_barabado
      @awesome_barabado 3 года назад +1

      @@tytle1222 and married to a man

  • @-zond3r
    @-zond3r 5 лет назад +1058

    I don't know why this was in my recommend but I don't regret clicking it. Best laugh I've had in months.

    • @loganpaulapologyvideo2971
      @loganpaulapologyvideo2971 5 лет назад

      lPlatinum\_/ Ace\ nah demon hunter

    • @davidthedreamer0
      @davidthedreamer0 5 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately, I regretted it. A whole new world of sadness and level of trolling opened up for me on this one and I don't know which is worse.

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 5 лет назад +5618

    Why is my sister in the thumbnail

    • @pain_rain609
      @pain_rain609 5 лет назад +254

      papa what are you doing here

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 5 лет назад +156

      LemonOVA ITS DISCORD CHRIS HANSEN HIMSELF

    • @cisdea
      @cisdea 5 лет назад +14

      Oi sup

    • @lil_owo_vert4145
      @lil_owo_vert4145 5 лет назад +7

      @LemonOVA give me kai

    • @-lisa169
      @-lisa169 5 лет назад +26

      Copied the top comment with slight modification...

  • @rayanraahim6290
    @rayanraahim6290 5 лет назад +572

    Can we have a moment of silence for Alex...
    Was killed by a right hook....damn....

  • @Deniz_1637
    @Deniz_1637 4 года назад +185

    Rent A Girlfriend season 2, early access.

  • @jasonvoorhees9117
    @jasonvoorhees9117 5 лет назад +298

    George has got such a cartoon voice I love it

  • @ArtOfImprovemental
    @ArtOfImprovemental 5 лет назад +897

    "It's like Romeo and Juliet but with a sadder ending".

    • @adriangarza3737
      @adriangarza3737 5 лет назад +3

      Fishwhisperer03 read this as he said it lol

    • @Johnvwilliams0
      @Johnvwilliams0 5 лет назад

      Adrian Garza lmao me too

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Vixy.cosplay
      @Vixy.cosplay 5 лет назад

      Lmao I was exactly reading this comment when he said that 😂😂😂

    • @bluepanther7333
      @bluepanther7333 5 лет назад

      It's funny because what can be sadder than romeo and juliet both killing themselves....

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 5 лет назад +1746

    Awww, missed out "Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like.... "

    • @AJ-bj5lp
      @AJ-bj5lp 5 лет назад +1

      COLLIIIIIN!!

    • @JermainFishwick
      @JermainFishwick 5 лет назад +2

      Colin!!

    • @ByRedecade
      @ByRedecade 5 лет назад +16

      40 for a girlfriend? how about 15?

    • @kraseidon
      @kraseidon 5 лет назад +5

      JamzR No la you price lesser. Gimme more. Final price *opens calculator* 35. Collin: I can do like 35 for 5.

    • @Niyolam
      @Niyolam 5 лет назад +1

      @@ByRedecade how low can you go???
      I can do 5...

  • @sidewayspagan9221
    @sidewayspagan9221 3 года назад +21

    "I can send you a picture of me crying if you want proof"
    dude i was crying shit's funny af

  • @MonarchSVRN
    @MonarchSVRN 5 лет назад +2824

    Stranger: *Doesn't call or vid chat*
    *Issa guy*

    • @bryantpicasso
      @bryantpicasso 5 лет назад +16

      period

    • @zachstevens6233
      @zachstevens6233 5 лет назад +21

      Does it matter? Guy or girl, its a stranger you'll never meet.

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 лет назад +67

      @@zachstevens6233 Not everyone is into both Zach

    • @zachstevens6233
      @zachstevens6233 5 лет назад +3

      @@sgtbacon63 whooosh

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 лет назад +50

      @@zachstevens6233 Not sure about that mate

  • @elmathebeliever
    @elmathebeliever 5 лет назад +711

    me when I disappoint everyone:
    sorry, life's been a mad ting

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 5 лет назад

      I feel ya on that one. Wanna hang out with me for 100 bucks?

  • @David188126
    @David188126 5 лет назад +1701

    7:53 *Doesn't reply for a few hours*
    "George?"

  • @Shikii05
    @Shikii05 5 лет назад +411

    XD Just imagine that girl watching this XD

    • @d3vil908
      @d3vil908 5 лет назад +11

      Shit xD

    • @spacenodus7959
      @spacenodus7959 5 лет назад +7

      And watching what she has done at the end

    • @mother4614
      @mother4614 4 года назад +10

      That's why I'm reading the comments 😂

    • @berbal9658
      @berbal9658 4 года назад +1

      Mօther ZFX exactly where is she??

    • @fuckngreat8955
      @fuckngreat8955 4 года назад +4

      Its probably his fukkin uncle, mate

  • @micardo134
    @micardo134 5 лет назад +748

    I like how he blurred out his own profile picture on discord

    • @princessaliena6551
      @princessaliena6551 5 лет назад

      Blurred * 😂😂🤞

    • @micardo134
      @micardo134 5 лет назад +4

      @@princessaliena6551 ok

    • @scottnielsenn
      @scottnielsenn 5 лет назад +34

      Nah he just added a blurred strip on the whole left side of the screen. It saves editing each individual photo.

    • @MunkyChunk
      @MunkyChunk 5 лет назад

      I have him on Discord anyway haha

  • @skylerledrew2220
    @skylerledrew2220 5 лет назад +2835

    Something tells me that the discord fake gf was a male

    • @nobby3265
      @nobby3265 5 лет назад +384

      *80 year old man would like to know your location*

    • @aladdinaouimeur2649
      @aladdinaouimeur2649 5 лет назад +14

      *Becuz E doesn't exist*

    • @καταστροφήή
      @καταστροφήή 5 лет назад +112

      yeah i agree too . she seem too chill and calm while normal girl will get angry and annoyed so yes i believe 70 % its a man

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 5 лет назад +16

      @@καταστροφήή woa are you saying were angry all the time

    • @angelic.process
      @angelic.process 5 лет назад +10

      @@καταστροφήή bruh shut up

  • @rudrecciah
    @rudrecciah 5 лет назад +2786

    *why is this recommended to me on valentine's day*

  • @karevv
    @karevv 4 года назад +71

    when he typed "nonce" i lost it-

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 лет назад +1609

    Imagine having a girlfriend?
    - _this post was made by forever alone gang_

    • @juhbuh6276
      @juhbuh6276 5 лет назад +29

      Maybe because you have an anime profile pick

    • @minershrub769
      @minershrub769 5 лет назад +42

      Girls aren't real, stupid

    • @fluffyhusky9120
      @fluffyhusky9120 5 лет назад +19

      what's a girlfriend?

    • @pastaman9907
      @pastaman9907 5 лет назад +26

      It would help if you were a Minecraft parkour master

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 5 лет назад +1

      Imagine dating a non-gamer boy

  • @Juliansladehernandez
    @Juliansladehernandez 5 лет назад +856

    *nEvER ReCiEVeD ThE CoOChIE*

    • @gun2424
      @gun2424 5 лет назад +16

      thiccm0rty I was going to screenshot this but then I saw your profile pic was Fortnite

    • @polkop90
      @polkop90 5 лет назад +14

      MissIOn fAiled!

    • @Old_Gregg
      @Old_Gregg 5 лет назад +9

      @@polkop90 , We'll get 'em next time...

  • @luakkun318
    @luakkun318 5 лет назад +584

    You should definitely do this again

    • @bazinga2171
      @bazinga2171 5 лет назад +1

      Just here to let you know you hit 475 likes.

    • @signofapproval260
      @signofapproval260 5 лет назад

      Lu Bay just here to let you know you hit 577 likes

  • @moritzaigner2562
    @moritzaigner2562 4 года назад +35

    4:31 „good UUHH😂“ is killing me

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 5 лет назад +730

    12:20 wow that really is an authentic gf experience

  • @McBaller96
    @McBaller96 5 лет назад +787

    Honestly good for her!! I've really been out here dating douchebags for FREE???? I've TRULY been fumblin' the bag

  • @DiscoBoi
    @DiscoBoi 4 года назад +25

    I love how George feels the need to blur his profile pic but it's clearly just his RUclips pic

  • @Toasttaylor
    @Toasttaylor 5 лет назад +268

    So that's where the hickies come from

    • @swakv
      @swakv 5 лет назад +1

      I'm better

    • @bugsandsnakes
      @bugsandsnakes 5 лет назад +5

      alex must use the same girl then lmao

    • @elio_fay
      @elio_fay 5 лет назад

      @Chibi Bunny you're 13 and you don't know what a hickey is... tf.

    • @din0rawrz
      @din0rawrz 5 лет назад

      Taylor Paterson wait he had-

  • @KingAndy-gc2bw
    @KingAndy-gc2bw 5 лет назад +334

    WE NEED AN UPDATE, MEET HER IN REAL LIFE

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +1009

    You absolute madlad

  • @yungsesh
    @yungsesh 5 лет назад +726

    I hope no one is unironically buying that...

    • @e36fanatics
      @e36fanatics 4 года назад +35

      Why not? I bought a girlfriend for a week and it was nice =)

    • @yungsesh
      @yungsesh 4 года назад +80

      @@e36fanatics i hope you trolling.

    • @jackogrady3118
      @jackogrady3118 4 года назад +85

      @@e36fanatics yeah, sex trafficking is great
      Shame when they run away tho :(

    • @tijnkuijpers262
      @tijnkuijpers262 4 года назад +14

      Just bought some Girls in a cool truck for £50 on fiverr heard they will Arrive from grays

    • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
      @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 4 года назад +3

      @@malia6162 are you still in business?
      I genuinely don't want you to answer this. I wanted to look funny and pathetic.

  • @KOFilms797
    @KOFilms797 5 лет назад +1618

    Don’t worry she must’ve found
    *F I L T H Y F R A N K*
    Wrong George
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @smh7607
      @smh7607 5 лет назад +9

      The even edgier George... F

    • @bongowrld
      @bongowrld 5 лет назад +1

      @Virtual W A K E · lol

    • @ilovetiffany6663
      @ilovetiffany6663 5 лет назад +5

      I’m more depressed now

    • @devait4752
      @devait4752 5 лет назад +3

      AmethystGacha :3 lmao shut up you probably only started watching his videos when he quit RUclips. He’s doing what he loves and he’s fucking great at it

    • @KOFilms797
      @KOFilms797 5 лет назад +5

      Joji is a great singer no doubt

  • @ethancothron
    @ethancothron 5 лет назад +779

    *prostitution with limits*

  • @MooFunMan
    @MooFunMan 5 лет назад +1687

    She will be Impressed with my guantlet

    • @chester9584
      @chester9584 5 лет назад +10

      Ayyy, what that gauntlet do?

    • @thefaegrove
      @thefaegrove 5 лет назад +34

      Chia it probably “snaps” away a girls virginity, if I had to guess

    • @mikcoyour2547
      @mikcoyour2547 5 лет назад +9

      Thanos can you snap me out of existence

    • @PanDaMan-yd3ef
      @PanDaMan-yd3ef 5 лет назад +5

      @Firthy boy Have you seen infinity war? And Im positive that you're also a virgin.

    • @vivi-ji1dm
      @vivi-ji1dm 5 лет назад +1

      😍😍

  • @septic-god193
    @septic-god193 3 года назад +8

    Ngl George actually seemed so happy talking to her as at first he was doing it for a meme but then he was getting invested and it was wholesome and I can tell will was enjoying this experience, still tho overall wholesome vid

  • @marshallbrereton9825
    @marshallbrereton9825 5 лет назад +751

    I hope that girl watches this video 😂

    • @ez7096
      @ez7096 5 лет назад +91

      Man*

    • @marshallbrereton9825
      @marshallbrereton9825 5 лет назад +9

      I hope people know I’m talking about the girl from Fiverr that George paid to be his fake girlfriend. While everyone keeps replying my comment “boy*” or “man*” I don’t really know who they are talking about can someone please explain,,,, thank youuuuuu 💕😂👌

    • @Chloe-jt4yb
      @Chloe-jt4yb 5 лет назад +82

      @@marshallbrereton9825 they're joking because they're saying the girl he paid is actually a man who is pretending to be a girl.

    • @marshallbrereton9825
      @marshallbrereton9825 5 лет назад +6

      Chloe ohhhhhh that totally makes sense.. thanks man 😂

    • @ItsTonyMc
      @ItsTonyMc 5 лет назад +46

      Ryan Elizabeth I'm sorry but it really took you that long to figure that out? lmao

  • @user-ol8ei5fy6j
    @user-ol8ei5fy6j 5 лет назад +464

    *Legend says that george's wife is still out of cold.*

  • @BenDover-md9ro
    @BenDover-md9ro 5 лет назад +733

    £20 a week is cheaper than a real girlfriend

    • @QueenMellon
      @QueenMellon 5 лет назад +23

      True af

    • @lliwbrown3089
      @lliwbrown3089 5 лет назад +2

      Fax bro

    • @2econd428
      @2econd428 5 лет назад +2

      I thought about it and it’s BIG FACCTSSSSS

    • @jonasn6889
      @jonasn6889 5 лет назад

      u made ma day 😂

    • @phylush5827
      @phylush5827 5 лет назад +7

      "The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for."

  • @ytbvdshrtnr
    @ytbvdshrtnr 3 года назад +4

    "That's like Romeo and Juliet, but with a sadder ending"
    12:33 lolllll

  • @luggitheak9754
    @luggitheak9754 5 лет назад +562

    Damn... I wish I had money for a girlfriend :(

    • @Qlevr
      @Qlevr 5 лет назад

      😰

    • @what-usha
      @what-usha 5 лет назад +52

      You can buy them for cheaper if they’re used

    • @txisl8288
      @txisl8288 5 лет назад +7

      Default skin 💀💀💀

    • @funnyjoke3910
      @funnyjoke3910 5 лет назад

      I'll be your gf :D
      Chiruno#9179 on Discord!

    • @yeetustothefeetus4279
      @yeetustothefeetus4279 5 лет назад +1

      Default skin
      But they’re all used..

  • @wellthatsstrange
    @wellthatsstrange 5 лет назад +1267

    You got broken up with by a dude, cheers mate

  • @grisco3846
    @grisco3846 5 лет назад +116

    dont worry Alex will be fine. The 50k a month will sort him out

  • @thatdarnneighbor
    @thatdarnneighbor 4 года назад +168

    Damn. Hell of a lot cheaper than my "girlfriend", and she left me after 2 weeks anyway

  • @DinosaursAteMyCookie
    @DinosaursAteMyCookie 5 лет назад +366

    Why am I legit kind of sad for that girl? She seemed actually interested

    • @Chloe-jt4yb
      @Chloe-jt4yb 5 лет назад +47

      @TheNewBaller well you don't know it was a man, but she obviously was pretending lol

    • @FatMCSteve
      @FatMCSteve 5 лет назад +11

      She got $20 from it, so eh

    • @andrewblair2944
      @andrewblair2944 5 лет назад

      Could get catfished a belter on this like

    • @bG1nSan3
      @bG1nSan3 5 лет назад +1

      Because you're naive and probably stupid.

    • @andrewblair2944
      @andrewblair2944 5 лет назад

      With a name like that it’s your best bet of getting a girlfriend 😂😂

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 5 лет назад +659

    You should have waited till Valentine's Day

    • @viktor1504
      @viktor1504 5 лет назад +7

      Update on Valentine!

    • @AzureSkull76
      @AzureSkull76 5 лет назад +1

      No

    • @blvrdz
      @blvrdz 5 лет назад +1

      could’ve gotten the discount :/

    • @joegastly6166
      @joegastly6166 5 лет назад +2

      True fact: Holidays and Valentines day was invented to get people to spent more money

    • @johnlorenz2160
      @johnlorenz2160 5 лет назад

      @@joegastly6166 gay fact

  • @LewisTopic
    @LewisTopic 5 лет назад +383

    Just reminding everyone that imallexx drinks bath water

  • @saba_0001
    @saba_0001 4 года назад +3

    6:00 then a random ad came up and said "so.. Do you have a plan B? "😂😂😂

  • @gavinislightning
    @gavinislightning 5 лет назад +135

    "How far deep are you into this lass?" - WillNe

  • @nihilmr
    @nihilmr 5 лет назад +286

    George, you're not a virgin anymore!

    • @gearrode
      @gearrode 5 лет назад +1

      Neptune Lies he didn’t do it yet tho

    • @Abananapie
      @Abananapie 5 лет назад +16

      @@gearrode But he got a virtual hug

  • @mambocan7821
    @mambocan7821 5 лет назад +545

    Georgy has an e- bona

  • @eddiehaddox9043
    @eddiehaddox9043 3 года назад +14

    Damn that girl must be a damn boxer! Right handed you'll most likely stand orthodox and lead left hook. That was wild lol.

  • @LordGonzo
    @LordGonzo 5 лет назад +420

    If you are right handed you stand in a orthodox boxing stance with your left foot and arm in front of you. The right arm in this stance is used for power punches. This girlfriend really knows about boxing might actually be a guy

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 5 лет назад +41

      my thoughts too

    • @Noface678
      @Noface678 5 лет назад +21

      Lord Gonzo that’s common sense lol wtf

    • @sekirosshadow9319
      @sekirosshadow9319 5 лет назад +32

      @@f.b.l.9813 i hope you are on the case

    • @LordGonzo
      @LordGonzo 5 лет назад +12

      @@Noface678 the guy who made this video seemed to not catch that detail so I'm here to be helpful

    • @chappie3642
      @chappie3642 5 лет назад

      I would usually keep the right hand on the front, i can hit much faster, hitting fast with the left hand would do nothing

  • @JoeOnaBoat
    @JoeOnaBoat 5 лет назад +340

    there are a lot of weird people on the internet and you can trust me

    • @quitsie
      @quitsie 5 лет назад +15

      Joe On a Boat didn’t you get at noahsnoah about this creepy shit?

    • @raykeemer7674
      @raykeemer7674 5 лет назад +12

      Joe you wholesome man

    • @adamleahy7796
      @adamleahy7796 5 лет назад +7

      Hello my dearest friend

    • @803kaleb
      @803kaleb 5 лет назад +6

      your name is "Joe On a Boat" you're probably one of them

    • @JoeOnaBoat
      @JoeOnaBoat 5 лет назад +8

      @@803kaleb you can trust me

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 лет назад +393

    *Valentines day be like:*

    • @nicolakitten
      @nicolakitten 5 лет назад +16

      That pfp is going to give me fucking nightmares

    • @nicolakitten
      @nicolakitten 5 лет назад +2

      Jerry Gonzales damn

    • @220p2
      @220p2 5 лет назад

      Athesterical2 the pic is a meme
      image search it

    • @Unnamed_Gh0st
      @Unnamed_Gh0st 5 лет назад

      @Jerry Gonzales look him up

    • @Unnamed_Gh0st
      @Unnamed_Gh0st 5 лет назад

      @@nicolakitten look it up

  • @youareveryannoying9179
    @youareveryannoying9179 4 года назад +69

    Fact i just made up:
    People that say are single forever are actually gonna get the hottest wives / husbands
    I'm gonna be single forever and I made that up to make you guys feel better

    • @e36fanatics
      @e36fanatics 4 года назад +12

      Was this written by 8yo

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 4 года назад +8

      It's fine, you'll be a wizard.

    • @Demoniizerr
      @Demoniizerr 4 года назад

      Oh just let her wait till she sees my nose

  • @anonymoustjoma2885
    @anonymoustjoma2885 5 лет назад +153

    My name is George, but you can call me ANYTIME

    • @xarmatic5976
      @xarmatic5976 5 лет назад +1

      I was waiting for that

    • @ohyeahyeah6313
      @ohyeahyeah6313 5 лет назад

      Whats up with people having this deus ex profile pic lately?

    • @weonsbr
      @weonsbr 5 лет назад

      @@ohyeahyeah6313 search up maximilianmus... Its his fans

    • @trollghost9997
      @trollghost9997 5 лет назад

      @@weonsbr no, his virus

    • @weonsbr
      @weonsbr 5 лет назад

      @@trollghost9997 lol

  • @vj9483
    @vj9483 5 лет назад +94

    1960: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future
    2019:

    • @deadly1246
      @deadly1246 5 лет назад

      Shitty comment

    • @vj9483
      @vj9483 5 лет назад +3

      @@deadly1246 no u

    • @jedmaegraith8542
      @jedmaegraith8542 5 лет назад

      SAVAGE VINNEX No👏one👏likes👏these👏comments 👏

    • @rebeccarnningen1502
      @rebeccarnningen1502 5 лет назад +2

      Jed Maegraith apparently 84 people do... :)

  • @simonockas
    @simonockas 5 лет назад +436

    *is from UK*
    *tries to type literally anything beginning with "non"*
    _N O N CE_

    • @ploopy2782
      @ploopy2782 5 лет назад +4

      Šimon Očkáš can u explain I’m from us

    • @thethinker8914
      @thethinker8914 5 лет назад +8

      Somewhere Rainbows we use the word nonce a lot in England, as a playful insult

    • @candeks6579
      @candeks6579 5 лет назад +2

      Why does everyone has your profile picture?

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 5 лет назад +8

      @@candeks6579 it's a gay joke everyone is in on I guess and they all say oh yeah oh yeah

    • @iliaslef
      @iliaslef 5 лет назад +4

      @@simonockas how pedophile is not an insult? I'm a bit confused

  • @robertcraane7910
    @robertcraane7910 4 года назад +39

    I paid a woman 50 dollar last night to be my wife for 15 minutes....

  • @gerardjansens1748
    @gerardjansens1748 5 лет назад +397

    Pls keep talking to her this is so sad

    • @llxtilly
      @llxtilly 5 лет назад +1

      KING how 💀💀

    • @gerardjansens1748
      @gerardjansens1748 5 лет назад +1

      @@llxtilly Wdym?

    • @Old_Gregg
      @Old_Gregg 5 лет назад +9

      @@gerardjansens1748 Is he just supposed to keep paying her? (Tho tbh, I'd love to see an update video, this one just made my night XD)

    • @gerardjansens1748
      @gerardjansens1748 5 лет назад +2

      @@Old_Gregg ofc he is supposed to keep paying her what else is he supposed to be doing with his money anyway

    • @llxtilly
      @llxtilly 5 лет назад

      KING how tf is it sad she just wants money not him

  • @beanseanpiro3989
    @beanseanpiro3989 5 лет назад +189

    Memeulous paying for fake girlfriend
    WillNE is spending money on delfine
    Where is this going

    • @justrcd
      @justrcd 5 лет назад +4

      Wonder what imalexx is planning

    • @jamie2563
      @jamie2563 5 лет назад +14

      @@justrcd planning on buying James Charles

    • @what13106
      @what13106 5 лет назад +1

      Delphine

  • @Birdperson-by2ne
    @Birdperson-by2ne 5 лет назад +375

    You must have paid them a lot of money

    • @swakv
      @swakv 5 лет назад +3

      I'm better

    • @ajt2004
      @ajt2004 5 лет назад

      *paid lol 😂

    • @Zilla_.
      @Zilla_. 5 лет назад

      Nerd Neck

  • @snaij7158
    @snaij7158 4 года назад +18

    Imagine buying that 40$ pack, but telling her that you're only 5'5 ft and she declines

  • @clutchz4009
    @clutchz4009 5 лет назад +235

    This girl just seems like a bot 😂

    • @ThePaperCreater
      @ThePaperCreater 5 лет назад +40

      A bloke*

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 5 лет назад +2

      lmao must be a pretty damn good bot to reply about him punching his boyfriend, looking up him and Fred and stuff

  • @Snowclimb
    @Snowclimb 5 лет назад +125

    You can't even pay them to stay with you. Damn

  • @yourdailydada4184
    @yourdailydada4184 5 лет назад +138

    Plot twist: Will was actually the girl in the video this whole time

  • @eleca5332
    @eleca5332 4 года назад +12

    I was laughing at every second of this while my brother had online class LOL

  • @lilsalsito4291
    @lilsalsito4291 5 лет назад +695

    Legend has it...
    He’s still waiting for that call

  • @aadrummer9893
    @aadrummer9893 5 лет назад +59

    “Oh, what you’re in love already? This is like year 7!”
    The way he subtly says that makes it even funnier

  • @bonquiqui8190
    @bonquiqui8190 5 лет назад +975

    I AM LAUGHSING SO HARD

  • @Fortnut-j9v
    @Fortnut-j9v 4 года назад +9

    Me: Mom can we have Rent A Girlfriend?
    Mom: we have Rent a Girlfriend at home
    The Rent A Girlfriend at home:

  • @yoisyoudeadass
    @yoisyoudeadass 5 лет назад +82

    Awh she actually seems nice 😭🤣