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Hello fellow youtuber im the next pewdiepie

[@jschatz]

“mr popular pants” made me cry

[@drpie17]

The Bread Cat ikr

[@BigGorrillaDrip]

The Bread Cat Frieend u Like bread FRIIEND

[@nutball2626]

Popular pants sounds like some show u see on like PBS or something

[@evanflynn5113]

Same

[@oliphant5044]

Most emotional sentence ever said
M R P O P U L A R P A N T S

[@brownmm8397]

“im here with josh”
**turns volume down**

[@thoup]

jay jay Lol I did too.

[@overusedcondom581]

*_H E L L O_*

[@mariannakouznetsova5313]

jay jay same omfg

[@Anny-me9ny]

GO TO FUCKING RETAIL *que josh’s hyena laugh*

[@sneezu]

my favourite gay ship, gotta love them in a video together

[@K.JBoone]

You guys scared her off of fiverr lmao

[@mugs4439]

Kareem B. Really?

[@Jp22204]

lol what made you said that ?

[@richhobo1216]

@@Jp22204 Because she's not on fiverr anymore.

[@Gvlogs200]

Really?!

[@oceansalami6818]

@@turboflash_ what's that

[@clounze]

George = 14yo SovietWomble
Joshy = 45yo Cyanide
Cainz = 17yo Girl Gamer

[@Vannieeee]

Y E S

[@bound5055]

Clounze George the 14yo Soviet Womble thats 7 foot 2 whos wife broke up with him

[@willadt3082]

Omg yes

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Nope.

[@lilbaa8381]

Yes man! 😂😂😂😂

[@cameronlamb4636]

George: I’m 7’2
Girl: Aren’t you 14
George: *im a bit tall for my age*

[@dinnyspuds1245]

MyRUclipsAccount that was george

[@BenjieWinney]

MyRUclipsAccount just a little tall

[@sant6820]

Just imagine a 14 year old boy that's 7'2

[@changingslow]

chrisizthebest 209 i know 14 year old 6 foot

[@pcmasterace1533]

5'3*

[@omegalul9629]

,,I'm 7'2'"
,,Aren't you 14?"
damn

[@hanbieryu8390]

"I'm a bit tall for my age."

[@egnin1]

im 7'3 and im 10 (jk xdd)

[@HikikimoriFemcel]

My twelve year old cousin is 6`somthin

[@HikikimoriFemcel]

@ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄɪᴤᴇʀ no.208 actually he's taller than my dad XD

[@jessethen7979]

Youd think the fbi would come when a 17 year old girl got paid for an hour of funtime.

[@frostea4539]

I can't believe I was just tricked into watching a fortnite video.

[@heineriko]

+1 :(

[@jayoak3967]

thanks for warning me

[@virtual153]

Fuckin same. Can’t believe I’ve been bamboozled

[@PlayGamesArt]

666

[@unknownwill4th549]

This was made in 2018

[@gheudbbn9134]

British humour is the best

[@samlung2724]

Wanker

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Oi m9

[@kanyenorth5711]

Sam Lung no u

[@Themlgpro_]

HitlersASS S no it’s not

[@beccaleighton6712]

Themlgpro 9982 the hell you just say blud

[@XVenoMXVenoM]

Josh:i'm 45.
George: i'm 14.
George: and he wants to meet me.
FBI OPEN UP!

[@lazylen2686]

Lol

[@xanderpeters3221]

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

[@sirrandomthesecond2700]

1k liker!!!!!!

[@XVenoMXVenoM]

@@sirrandomthesecond2700 wow 1k likes didn't notice that.

[@sirrandomthesecond2700]

XD lol

[@conorbrennan2156]

Honestly thought she was whispering but realized you guys were just yelling the whole time and she was talking with her inside voice.

[@Jaydika]

Conor Brennan same here lol

[@kylebrincat2518]

"Do you have kids?"
"That's none of your business!"
"We wanna meet up."
'Do some fun things?"
"Excuse me darling, I have kids!"

[@knxght5096]

She sounds like 12

[@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757]

missed the perfect chance to say "do the kids in my basement count?"

[@miabennett04]

@@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 but it isn’t funny

[@superk9letsplays419]

@@miabennett04 it IS

[@cadey3491]

Josh:”Could you hear me sing it”
Girl:”yea”
Josh:”*WeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE-*”

[@tom_4615]

"Is Jacob your friend"
"Yeah"
"Jacob leave now"

[@willhall796]

to m “I paid her Jacob I’ll hav to remove you by force”

[@triggeredinsaan]

*you have 2 million subs*😂😂
i literally choked on water when she said that😂😂😂😂

[@asimzaman007]

Triggered Insaan wen did she say that

[@Coco-td2ty]

asim zaman the end of the video

[@BidoMaggot]

Time stamp pls

[@itzcinematic3552]

was it really water tho?

[@pr-rw2og]

remove those emojis, someone might get eye cancer from that

[@Jolly.e]

7ft 2in for a 14 year old
Just a bit tall for your age

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

I was more than that at 18 currently I'm 5'11.

[@brad5983]

How u know her age

[@AA-bz1pr]

@@brad5983 r/whoooosh

[@brad5983]

Darth Gamer lol u don’t know how to use it woooooosh

[@AA-bz1pr]

@@brad5983 How ironic as you only said the "whoooosh" part. Also, I do know. He was r/whooooshed as the main comment wasnt talking about the girl

[@consicedisc6961]

2:12
josh "hows your day?"
girl "good hows yours?"
josh "yes i jus got out of the shower"

[@nbv1335]

This physically hurt to watch. I hope your happy.
Please do more

[@confuseflakes8324]

NightbladeV1 you're

[@theninjas2870]

You hope his happy is what? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

[@doodoobutter3929]

ConfuseFlakes ! Oh yeah yeah

[@confuseflakes8324]

Spacewalker 154 oh yeah yeah

[@trashy3249]

I am so confused by these comments

[@amyisaway7800]

she handled that like a champ lmao

[@Marblewho]

How? She sounded super boring and brain dead

[@spartan963300]

Because she's getting paid lmao

[@stevethea5250]

Respect the boundaries lol

[@ZLP-TM]

@@florence4372
I don't think she needs to.
I did my research and it seems to be her indeed,
Although her streams barely get views, she gets quite massive amounts of money from them

[@CojaGamez]

@@spartan963300 Even for someone being paid lmao she still deals with it well

[@kSwissh007]

she was really tryna win but yall were too busy trolling her SMH

[@hiimpotato7694]

Shut up unless you’re kidding

[@chozels7372]

@@hiimpotato7694 r
R/wooosh???

[@hiimpotato7694]

Yigit Uzel do you know if it was a joke? If you do then you can say whoosh

[@botelladeaguamediollena4885]

Master qwerty 456 Then t/wash

[@chozels7372]

@@hiimpotato7694 I used the???

[@andrewtob9804]

"Canada, is there where the Eiffel tower is located" lmao

[@RamiHaddadin]

nah mate its in the america of the united states

[@joewaten1243]

@@RamiHaddadin nah its in africa

[@theshadownator]

@@joewaten1243 nah it's in india

[@TheMakerOfShoes]

You should have asked her if she could play Minecraft with you.

[@BALLBOY52]

YAS

[@rageminht8920]

Yep XD

[@disyim4038]

PLZ

[@louishook]

Yes pleez

[@ilikecheeseca8345]

He should do abother vid like this bit with minecraft

[@frogmio8885]

This was the most entertaining fortnite gameplay ever. Like i don't watch them usually but that was just hilarious.

[@SeudXe]

Sofia Luna Make people pay to play with u. Easy money girl

[@emilyd9187]

10:25 this makes me laugh all the time even when I’m sad 😂

[@theultimatephantheorists]

Emily Xxx Same omg 😂

[@elcujo1347]

HERE COMES DR GLANISTER
SLIDING DOWN THE BANISTER

[@jxshhd2991]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alec_smd]

9:24 "I spend my entire wage on that game" 😂😂

[@williamcharles4935]

I wonder if he got evicted

[@ce8543]

Yes getting evicted next week

[@sweetooze4108]

This is how you pick up girls in 2018.

[@martinkarlsson5827]

Wanna join My bin weevils cult

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Martin Karlsson boo you should join my Moshi monsters clult there's lots of pufferfish

[@imgay463]

Red Chicken yes

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Yeh mate 2 mil should do the trick

[@entruh4520]

Martin Karlsson hell yeah

[@derwahreredi]

That Girl:What happened.
Memulous:My wife left me.
Lol

[@monopotato8019]

screw Stacy

[@rubenramos3858]

Didn't he say he was 14 in the video

[@okutann]

My wife left but I'm a 7'2" 14 year old

[@maddie7164]

lum dragobuzhda and he’s 14 lmao

[@twonkmelon5686]

Josh: "Yeah my ice is really hot,"
Girl: "Your ice?"
Josh: "Yeah my bling."
Me: *wheezes so hard coughs a million times, and dies of laughter*

[@cyrusthagreat6649]

It would've been better if he had said "drip"

[@zxomb]

I’m more concerned about your profile picture lol

[@zandery9023]

10:22 HERE COMES DR GLANASTER SLIDING DOWN THE BANISTER

[@rmmusic1720]

See, they can talk to girls! They just needed to pay them...

[@jakezepeda1267]

The problem was getting the girls to talk to them.

[@rmmusic1720]

Jake Zepeda true

[@gravelis_6798]

"Mr. Popular Pants"

[@emilyd9187]

GravelisGaming _ I rate your profile picture

[@karenletmeseethekidsplease1981]

*S U C C*

[@lordofshades9497]

GravelisGaming _ meme man help me

[@rosepctals545]

No one:
Litterally no one:
Not a single soul:
Joshy:HeRe CoMeS dR.gLaNiStEr
SlIdInG dOwN tHe BaNiStEr

[@xxthelilyflowerxx6014]

clqud. vsp I loved that bit so much omg

[@OizysA]

Lmao i was looking for a comment abt tht, tht shit was too funny😂

[@Harley92820]

this meme format is shit

[@jbrown3180]

"YOU GOT LIKE TWO MILLION SUBS”
“wAiT rEaLlY?!”

[@millipower]

“My wife left me”
I died

[@AAnimalArk]

“Canada? Is that where the Eiffel Tower is?”

[@asylumarcade]

Somewhere around there

[@Reysonwithashotgun]

Lol

[@p03t]

*National geographic wants to know your location*

[@thewolf8939]

I think Eiffel Tower is in Russia

[@NotTit]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID ITS IN PARIS YOU IDIOTS! oh wait im wrong, Its in Las Vegas whoops.

[@adamwallis3235]

8:17 Josh sounding loke Joaquin Phoenix's joker

[@callummellis3280]

"George, show her how it's done!"
"Innit" I'm dying

[@WholesomeLad]

Oh i know you!
You made Harry potter and the noscopers stone! A classic.

[@AWM-ct8pq]

Wholesome Lad ya, a Christmas classic

[@gazzyishere2918]

Yeah A Classic

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Don't worry my younglings I can no scope

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Memeulous has ordered a rap song from me a month ago.. made a video about it and scored 3 mill views on that video. You can checkout the full song ( Yung Shagger ) on my channel :D
I am YoHProgrammer from fiverr hehe. Thank you!

[@tkoprog]

We dont mention that here

[@Miguel-jm9zt]

HERE COMES DR GLANISTER
SLIDING DOWN THE
BANISTER

[@lytee7455]

WHAT'S IN THE CANISTER

[@electricanimations6183]

8:52
"I literally woke up and dabbed so hard that I broke my jaw"

[@AkiayamaProductions]

Not sure if anyone appreciated the "This is me in the club." crying meme reference as much as I did.

[@HailingHayles15]

I really wanna know what was going through her head through that entire session 😂😂

[@henryboy3656]

"they payed me too little for this job"

[@boofjunkie4366]

Legit the funniest thing I've seen in ages, you two should make a channel together

[@JGO293]

Joshulous

[@SPyne-qs5ov]

Memey

[@rowan4134]

Memosh

[@raspberries9998]

YETUS EL FETUS DELETUS I don't think they'd be able to deal with each other's shit for 1 video.

[@yolanda2849]

Moshy

[@ber0h]

"Jacob leave I paid her to play with me"

[@charlie1615]

“Canadia, is that where the Eiffel Tower is” 😂😂

[@saraxhooriya]

Josh screaming "HELLO" is my new way of greeting.

[@GoldenPenHD]

I use McDonald’s WiFi so thank you Memeulous for telling me about NordVPN.

[@FiresongGames]

macca's wi-fi is quite sketchy

[@memeulous]

No problem, stay safe mate

[@joeygreen4705]

@@cuxle5890 i know what u mean where u from

[@finna253]

Memeulous how many dogs does it take to make a puppy

[@wagwanitsjake8270]

?

[@amitb2969]

Why did the pig cross the road. Because it did lololol

[@eeshan1507]

bruh

[@bigprank4130]

unoriginalllll

[@rozanfaust2967]

You ruined your joke by putting “lololol” also make something original that someone can laugh at.

[@urzhjs]

"here comes doctor glanister
SLIDING DOWN THE BANISTER"

[@JDMLifeMeets]

I haven’t enjoyed a RUclips video like this for a while now. Tbh this was well funny I beg you do more 🖤

[@ZackH455]

JDM Life agreed

[@asmrbabytime1502]

Zack Hastings same

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

It's because it's Fortnite, isn't it?

[@iamgreatness542]

SAMMMMME HONESTLY I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD FROM A RUclips IN SO LONG

[@thatdomingovibe1707]

true shit

[@eyewarsx]

Pay her again, now 4 hours.

[@robbiescott4207]

eyewars he wouldn’t have to pay her anymore

[@robbiescott4207]

He has 2 mil subs she could make him pay way more

[@ancient3668]

eyewars lmao me and my friend found someone for 2 dollar per hour so we paid him 100 dollars
But he refused so i got my money back XD

[@eyewarsx]

lol

[@squinqz8bp230]

i mean on Fiverr the min is $5 so idk how u did that m8

[@eorinae]

she suddenly got excited when she found out about his 2mil subs lmao

[@electricanimations6183]

I LEGIT CAN'T BREATHE CAUSE HOW FUNNY THIS IS
IM DEAD

[@thenormalestgirl]

“Here comes doctor glanister sliding down the *B A N I S T E R* “

[@angelacuna9884]

You paid a girl to do something with you
FBI OPEN UP

[@leongray105]

Angel Acuna barry bee

[@leongray105]

yo bro says the guy whos channel has uploads of him playing with a plastic dog. 😂😂 wtf

[@yobro2513]

@@leongray105 silence vile fiend

[@yobro2513]

@@leongray105 also those aren't mine. My brother uploads videos, I use the channel to watch videos.

[@ghg789987]

"I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat"

[@notded7310]

1:23 Why did the pig cross the road? cuz he did XD

[@SAMALT68]

😂😂😂😂

[@jayparker4303]

I'm actually struggling to continue watching this

[@rissatheboss1453]

Why

[@KnotGabs]

Well this poor innocent girl is gonna get spammed with friend requests

[@mrpuff505]

GabstarPlayz I’m on it!

[@jediael9906]

GabstarPlayz good for her

[@TABBYMUSIC]

*this is me in the club*
*cries
*m y w i f e l e f t m e*

[@3dDoener]

why am I crying in the club rn 😔

[@mrpeach2023]

Wora Awkward

[@dwpick1488]

Lol, did you see his search history on fiver, it said strip

[@d3m053]

Susan left him again after Tucker The Turtle

[@TM-rh7zs]

Wora Boi shut yo sensitive ass up
Edit: Nvm i just cried

[@Shteiny]

this was so good. I started tearing up from laughin

[@kazei3098]

This video is so great. Love it. I remember watching this when it came out and just laughing my ass off.

[@Tonjit41]

She actually used to go to my school. This is so strange to watch.

[@jodiekaye8293]

Girls playing Fortnite with memeulous
And joshy
This is gonna go down in history

[@CozyHi]

-
1918 Memeulou’s great granddad: My great grandson will surely find a beautiful girlfriend.
Memeulous 2018: *I HAD TO PAY A GIRL TO PLAY A GAME WITH ME*

[@TheAshingBLaze]

Not just A GAME
FORTNITE

[@iden01]

CozyHi Memeulou

[@shannon5180]

memeulou is that the feminine of memeulous

[@Matt-fo9ut]

What's the difference?

[@johnmcmanus7602]

10:24 is when I need to make a song for music class

[@messedup8408]

😂

[@donniejefferson9554]

"Wowzeroony this is a closey" might be my new favorite sentence

[@izonlychris]

10:23
HERE COMES DR GLANISTER SLIDING DOWNT THE BANISTER

[@sophieseavey8332]

Ikr i'm dying

[@saskia4475]

😂

[@ImJonah]

You should of asked her to play roblox with you for some more moneyz 😂

[@carrotsandpeas4091]

Jonah lad you’re using the forbidden language

[@carrotsandpeas4091]

Never use the forbidden language

[@-novaz-4690]

Jonah i agree

[@Shitbull4Azlakssss]

roblox isnt as cringe as fortnite

[@ImJonah]

i'm sorry dad plz forgive me :(

[@jakobmayert6059]

You guys have to be the funniest guys I think I've ever watched

[@zyawilliams6457]

I haven’t laughed this hard from a RUclipsd in SOOOO LONG. You’ve definitely earned the subscription!🤣

[@E_Rutherford]

She’s traumatised forever

[@jin.mp3]

And famous

[@Why.did.they.add.numbers]

Yustin Y. You do replies now? *Find you hate comments*

[@coopierre]

@@jin.mp3

[@jin.mp3]

Lol

[@jin.mp3]

Wtf guys XD

[@username_username_101]

I love how in every Josh & memeulous collab Josh says *"HEEELLLLOOOOOO"*

[@Julius3774]

mikeislame89 it gets louder each time

[@HorseZee]

UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY 🤣🤣🤣

[@iza3643]

I was watching this at night and my mum told me off for laughing too loud 😂

[@yomommahoe8367]

This is why we have tinder so instead of paying girls to play fortnite with you then pay a girl to be your girlfriend

[@leoloennhammar600]

Her reaction at the end when you told here to visit your channel

[@leoloennhammar600]

なな BikerWithNoBike she said "omg u have like 2million subs wtf"

[@longliveharambe8415]

Its been a while since i laughed so hard. Thanks mate, nice channel.

[@lolyouwontfindme6070]

This is the video that got me to subscribe to Memeulous lol 😂 the funniest video ever !

[@musicgirlpro]

14 and 7’2
Seems about right

[@ehm7273]

Calm down she tried to be funny

[@richardsonrichly8456]

7'2??????

[@spoofy0760]

MusicGirl Pro that’s short af

[@october5848]

Seems legit

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

josh has such a natural angelic voice. He should be proud

[@Axoe]

mar i idk he sounds weird to british people, memeulous has a normal voice joshy has a kinda annoying voice

[@robocop7678]

I think she was joking

[@stephi7260]

Trevor Manning sounds like shit compared to our savior joshy

[@xrriyejigsxw_2795]

Hunter x Hunter My dude

[@madison6359]

*HELLO* -Josh 2k18

[@puppysoccer9465]

such a chaotic duo i love it

[@1bingbongtingtong1]

The reason she was so nice was because she's Canadian 100%.

[@selenanaz5999]

"i'm 7 foot 2"
"are you actually fourteen?"
"yeah i'm a bit tall for my age"

[@biblereadingmum1239]

get nordVPN to protect your moshi monsters password

[@nast8219]

why isnt this top comment?

[@henryboy3656]

It must be protected

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thanks for the tip dude, now i will be protected, AWESOME!!!

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Trash VPN get express vpn instead

[@nickrhys-jones6897]

*bim weevils password

[@Michigangminibikes]

HERE COMES DOCTOR GLANISTER SLIDING DOWN THE BANISTER

[@YaRaY0y0]

I almost died with laughter!! This is one of my favorite videos lolololololollolo

[@timrez8257]

She’s better then ninja

[@SirSpaceCow]

I’m better than ninja! I never miss a shot!
*Because I Hack.*
Wait I’ve never played fortnite...

[@ibbym9160]

Pootin ninja fans might come, if they know this channel

[@dreamsteal4773]

Pootin who the actual duck is ninja and why is everyone speaking of a ‘ninja’?

[@luckyberlin1201]

Than

[@DinnerMeal]

please explain good man

[@holddadsbeer3611]

next video: 'I PAID A CONTRACT KILLER TO ASSASSINATE ME!'

[@Coolhand118]

Idi Amin xD

[@nicolalee1127]

1000 likes soon

[@miltay_]

Sounds like that guy from BuzzFeed who gets like the FBI to hunt him down. Ugh what's his name??

[@SirSpaceCow]

No, his next video is when he calls his dead nan, or was that a lie... :(

[@coopersansom1362]

I DONT WANT GEORGE TO DIE

[@girlymoon4875]

”TAG ON DOWN”
”IM DOWN”
When they scream omg i cried ”AHH”

[@Sven3ST]

This must be the best Memelous video. I laughed so fucking hard. I spat out all the tea.... trough my nose.

[@luke_owen__]

Here comes dr glanister sliding down the banister *DEAD*

[@loyaltyovereverything7675]

anonymous gamer 123 dead like xxx

[@fullmetalsheep2899]

10:25 yw

[@bryaby7528]

memeulous : hey lads...
joshy: *HELLO*

[@abraxas7736]

I haven't laughed this much since Georges last video😂

[@solsubridens]

I loved this, hope you make more man, great job.

[@marcoconnor1670]

HERE COMES DR GLANNISTER SLIDING DOWN THE BANNISTER

[@spark9_]

i'm scared of josh everytime you start with that intro

[@yiannisgaming03]

Sachindra Bhattacharya same

[@SoNextJenn]

H E L L O

[@PointlessPlayer]

HELLLOOOO!

[@Vexthewolf03]

Plz don't be, its completely normal

[@saskia4475]

10:25 "Here comes Dr Ganister, slidin' down the banister"
Old but gold👌

[@heIaire]

I remember as a ten year old I was friends with this kid who said alright I’m going to kick me offline if I didn’t give him my exotic knife in a Roblox game called Assassin and my internet went out and scared me shitless

[@BondTheOGYT]

10/10 quality Fortnite content

[@BondTheOGYT]

loving it George m8

[@Ahadd77]

Hi

[@Anas-di5se]

Hi

[@connorb614]

Bond Broo I used to have you on my Skype friendslist from trickshotting days, I knew I had seen your profile pic before.

[@Coolhand118]

Ikr

[@ethan-gk6py]

epick gamer girl: hows ur day?
josh: yes

[@drater6027]

11:15 made me lmao