Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Lacrosse Team, Black Santa App
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Confederate general Robert E. Lee's childhood home going up for sale.
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Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Lacrosse Team, Black Santa App - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I will never tire of the kindest guy on tv screeching “black women and lesbians are liars!!”
#cancelseth
I’ll never get over how the studio audience also can’t get over it lmao
Too bad they’ll never make a T-shirt out of that phrase (for OBVIOUS reasons 😆😆😆)
I was coming -- essentially -- to agree with @William Owens that I always enjoy this bit, but I've never appreciated the ultimate punchline... leaves a bitter taste in my mouth every time.
@William Owens
That's not how brains actually work. Provided they're working. Any theory based on "the unwashed masses won't understand" always turns out to be wrong.
This never gets old, I think Amber and Jenny should get more airtime.
Jenny appears on Amber's show too sometimes!
@@missybarbour6885 “Amber Roofin…”
@@missybarbour6885 right, Amber has all the screen time she needs now 😍
Amber Ruffin does have her own show now...
Amber already has her own show.
Honestly, Amber doesn't even need to tell a joke, just seeing her crack up makes my day
Especially when she tries to hold it back, that twitch/smile combo gets me every time
Most of her segments are nothing but her making ridiculous faces.
I like comedy that has more political satire in it. Especially now.
@@ccdogpark she literally has a repeat segment "how did we get here" detailing the origins of important political ideas such as voter disenchantment and housing discrimination. She is absolutely political, all the time, she's just fun too.
I now right? Love Amber and Jenny 😂😂😂😂
When Amber laughs, the universe is a better place.
That Lacrosse joke was GOLD.
I don’t get it.
... and old.
100th like
You could see it from a mile away. Same as "nuns."
@@vadimastprojects8770 That's okay. Most puns are obvious. They're still fun for those of us who love them.
The way Amber was cracking up after her Maya Angelou bit was great 😆 and Jenny's eyebrow wiggle lmao I always love these
Call me crazy but I would rather watch Larry David
and JB Smoove on CYE than nonsense like this.
@@ccdogpark a'ight, you crazy
We are grateful that Seth never learns his lesson.
I'd actually like to see a new twist to the ending.
Like Charlie Brown and the football...
@@tenzhitihsien888 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌
And that they are so forgiving.
@@pagano60 IKR? Like, what if HE had told the 'driest' joke?
I adore Amber's innocent voice when she says "hey seth... why dont you tell one!"
Amber is about as funny as a turd in the punch bowl.
If she had her own show, I doubt anyone in their right
mind would watch.
@@ccdogpark Aw, bless your heart for trying,
@@juliest6015
You're welcome.
@@ccdogpark She has her own show
@@NolanSnoeyink
Sometimes it seems like I'm the only person in the
world who doesn't have either their own TV show
or their own RUclips channel.
I live in a city called Lethbridge, and we in all seriousness sometimes refer to ourselves as “Lethbians”😂
"You get what you get", or, as my mother used to say: "I want many things, too".
Yeah for a second I thought, wait, am I black Santa??!
Like it or lump it, my mum would say. I never knew what "lump it" meant.
@@makinoahcelloduo9008 I did, and like it was always the preferred option :P
Truth 🤣
🙃
I love Jenny's side smirk, and watching Amber break and silently giggle. It is time for some popsicle schtick, methinks.
Literally same
And/Or DIORAMAS
there's only like six shows left of the year 😭
POPSICKLE SCHTICK!
Agreed
the Maya Angelou rap was CLASSIC!!!
Again, Digital team, the chins on fists IS PART OF THE BIT!
This is one of the best segments.
Cant age well. But yea :D
all of his segments are the best segments!!!
@@JavierFernandez01 I dunno, the jokes are pretty tame, I think it will age pretty okay
@@itcouldbelupus2842 aw yea!
@@itcouldbelupus2842 becuase they are funny without being hurtful or demeaning or dismissive. Super funny clip!
That master bathroom one had me cackling... Be far the best joke out of the whole skit.
As a non-American, can you explain it to me?
@@sontohartono General Lee had slaves, and the slaves would call their owners master. So it's a play on words.
Also implying that, while the mansion has lots of bathrooms, none of them was for slaves.
That one had just going "Oh! Oh! Whoa!" out loud. Her delivery is gold.
Jenny has THE best frizz-free curls. Girl, what is your secret to shiny, smooth, perfect curls?
Pleasing women. Gives you magic curls every time you worship at the red altar.
@@brittvaughn9447 I wish! If that were true, I would have gone from a frizzy mess to gorgeous curly hairs for years now.
Her secret is a professional hair and make-up team before she goes on stage. Try the No Frizz range by Living Proof. My hair is more wavy than curly, so I don't know if it will have the same effectiveness if you hair is more like Jenny's, but it's the only anti-frizz range I've used that feels like it actually does something. Even when I spent a month in the middle of the rainforest in Fiji during summer my hair stayed pretty normal when normally that level of humidity would have destroyed it.
A wig lol
Seems hard to believe that Jenny ever dated men. That pencil snap was well deserved.
"black women and lesbians are liars!" is somehow so wholesome in this context 🤣
“Seth is a good looking lesbian.” LOL.
I love that they always end this segment like Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football.
Jenny speaks Spanish? She’s a cunning linguist.
pffffffff.... please tell me that was intentional haha
@@givemeyourknees7178 Nah it was just a slip of the tongue..
I don't think her Spanish was that good. Sounded more like lip service. 😁
Shes puerto rican
Space Force Commander your joke was best. A real groaner
"YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE OKAY!" I died.
When Sally Ride was preparing for her historic space 3-day flight, male NASA employees stocking the crew’s supplies asked if 100 tampons would be enough. Ride answered she didn’t need nearly that many. So they provided 50.
This factoid never stops being funny. I can't get over though how easy it should have been (if they'd have stopped being squeamish enough for a second) to legitimately find out the reasonable answer. These smart cookie people working at NASA ffs!
That was nice of them.
Culos!
I am willing to bet she responded with a number and the engineer doubled it for a safety margin. Then the next engineer doubled it again.
I think that was less about not understanding it and more about safety factors. Always better to have many more than necessary than not enough, especially with that sort of thing
When Seth calls himself a straight, white man, I have flashbacks to his kiss and wedding with Stefon
The jokes are so-so - the joy of Amber, Jenny and Seth is e v e r y t h i n g
Ok, it was worth watching that entire State Farm commercial to hear Amber’s joke about the master bathrooms
Edit: there is an entire joke in Spanish in this and it’s actually funny
Commercials?? I use Firefox and have never seen a commercial.
The Spanish joke was good, but my favorite was the Kool-Aid.
@@rabbit251 I get commercials all the time on Firefox. Also, I do not need additional input on how you avoid commercials. I’m good on that.
@@rabbit251 I personally gasp cackled. rare for me.
@@dyskelia Ssssssssssoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy. Don't know what you're doing wrong since I never get any commercials. Glad you're such a wizard at avoid commercials.
@@rabbit251 You definitely have an add-on. That's simply not possible.
Amber and Jenny, my favs👏🏾👏🏾😭😍❤️
I friggin' love Amber. Well, who wouldn't. She's awesome.
Jenny wins today with the driest summer!
He really hammed up the 'i shouldn't do this' part. I loved it
I don't think this bit will ever get old. Also why he continues to be my favorite of the many white male late night hosts
Not the best jokes they've ever done for this segment, but I really needed to see them cracking each other up today.
Like Weekend Update without all the sexual tension.
It’s true, the sexual tension between Jost and Che is palpable.
@@amberbanuelos7053 The sexual tension between Seth's segmented selves, are actually what gets me on the frenzy. Love me some Seth on the brink, of... Self actualization, mmmmmmmmm sexy, sexiest Seth.
Just gotta say this: I don’t like the Jokes Seth Can’t Tell clips that DON’T end with them sitting with their elbows in the desk and their fists under their chins 🤣🤣
Thanks for warning me so I'm not too disappointed
Hear, hear!
Amber sorta flubbed it by doing it too early at 3:33 lol
I hope Jenny will get her own show too some day!
"Visiting the Red Planet" is so good I'm surprised it hasn't been used in a sci-fi book.
That was a good one
Ironically (or coincidentally?), isn't the red planet, Mars?
@@MarcillaSmith Neither. That was the point of the joke.
@@CMBell1985 I got the joke, we're past that now. Mars is associated with the masculine in the Mars/Venus duality
0:52 lol! Watching Amber trying to redirect to Seth is the most amazing thing I've ever seen... That's called the Boomerang Michael Che, young Lady.
One of the best things about these bits is Seth trying not to crack up when they deliver the punchlines.
Master Bathrooms… lol took me a sec
I miss this. And also, I could watch 24hrs of Seth wreaking havoc with the jackals, especially because he’s definitely Richard Gere in the scenario. Blessed are they.
Seth snapping his pencil in half at Jenny's joke 😂🤣☠️
This is one the most unhinged and BEST of these segments.
Nobody could keep from breaking.
I love how much fun they're always having with this bit
“..Every night” uuumm Seth more like Monday-Thursday nights except on the weeks you are off!!!
I hope this makes corrections!!! I’m a wanna be jackel
@@hookuptruck Gotta put "Correction:" at the beginning i think, so it's more easily seen
@@scarletspidernz this is why I’ll never be a successful jackel!
@@hookuptruck jackal 😉
@@scarletspidernz He's still saying "See me next week" at the end of Corrections and I never tagged my objection to "See you all next week".
Anyone can be a jackal, you just gotta have no faith.
The best recurring bit on any late night show, ever.
This segment is about 90% of the reason why I subscribed
If Amber & Jenny flip their lines "I'm black" and "I'm Lesbian" without telling Seth... does he notice?
OMG now I need this to happen. LISTEN UP LATE NIGHT!
The lesbian nun joke was quality
Unlike the movie :(
I was _wondering_ why the grape Kool-Aid I was drinking while I watched this tasted extra sharp today! 😉
This bit didn't quite work the same without the studio audience. Very glad to have it back
This is the best segment Seth's ever done, we need more Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
When is Jenny getting her own late night show? 🙌🏾
Great question.
For now, I believe she's the head writer on Amber's show.
@@rejoyce318 She is
"Driest summer in New York..." joke killed me! I love Jenny! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Amber needs to finish every joke with the phrase "Waka waka waka!"
Her Spanish is amazing.
She is Puertorican
Poor Seth! Charlie Browned again by two Lucys.
My favorite segment!!!!!
0:55 The Master Bathroom joke took 2 minutes to kick in for me to get it.
Lee didn't deserve that slur.
@@johnbrowne3950 persistent racist traitor slaver leaders deserve it all. I'm still struggling to get this punchline tho.. if it's because Lee was a slavemaster, then that's an obvious funny not a tear-inducing hilarity
@@johnbrowne3950 dude you comment waaay too much. slow down we already knew what your political allegiance is.
@@evrtt_trn And I know everyone here. So?
@@hobog You might want to check out the Northern state slave owners.
Black Santa 🎅🏾 ..We call them..."Brotha-Claus" ..Also the Red Planet ,adds to my Venactular..Cincinnati Baseball Team, Aunt Flo, Lady-Thing, and now Red Planet...Classic !!
I thought he's called Sump'n Claus because, you know, everbody's gettin' sump'n.
I thought men are from Mars
the crimson tide, shark week, red spot specials, riding the crimson wave, menstration
Ow, yes, yes,yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
It's just the best use of humor ever.
“ You gets what ya get” I got 😂😂😂
ALMOST makes me wish I'm not post-menopausal. I love it: "visiting the red planet!" I'd totally use that.
I love Amber! She is too funny!
Just the opposite, actually.
@@johnbrowne3950 "GET OUTTA HERE!" - Ala Amber
I'm happy the old formula is back, it's still solid af, chefs kiss.
Come on, Master Bathrooms? That is the best joke. You kill it Amber!
Still the best segment!!
That "Red planet" joke was GREAT.
Lmfao. Scrape me off the bathroom floor
Visiting the red planet got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never gonna get old 😂 Luv ya Ladies... yes that includes Seth and 😘
Side note - Seth, I love this shirt on you. Whoever did this to you, please give them a Yuletide bonus, because you look sharp.
That is all.
Never gets old...'red planet' 🤣
I’m not used to Jenny breaking more than Seth and Amber.
But I love to see it!
Never get rid of this bit.
Way to smile through it Amber.I knew you could do anything.
That drawing of Seth is like is when a caricature artist at the state fair tries to draw Eddie Redmayne
They were having so much fun lolololol. Loved it.
This bit had me at "lacrosse team."
Absolutely love these sketches because they are pure gold! What a great concept that is pulled off with perfection!
Every joke, a winner!
True comedy is not taking yourself seriously. This is it.
Omg....Amber's Maya Angelou killed me..
All Master bathrooms, Daaaaaamn that's good. lol
Amber and Jenny are brilliantly hilarious xxxx
Please, please make more of this, they crack me up every time🤣😂
I rewinded that Maya Angelou quote like 3 times lmao
She messed that joke up. Her reaction gave it away, bit she didn't want to tell it again. It was clearly supposed to be master bedrooms lol
I had so much fun watching these 3 🥸😂😂
Jenny’s hair is soooo beautiful. 😍
Jenny cracks me up every time…
I’ve missed these!
I loved the one about the catholic nuns! That cracked me up/open! And Congrats to Halle Berry! That was the only reason i watched that otherwise snooze fest of a Program!! Um, i meant the Peoples Choice, not THIS Show, of course!!
Oh hey, that's my NBC affiliate's mug on Seth's desk!
I missed these during Covid!
Glad they're back!
thanks, now I have to go listen to Jay-Z and JD to get the song outta my head!!!
"the red planet". Lmao
Frickin' hilarious!😆
Got to be one of my favorite segments.
Oh that ending 🤣
That maya angelou bit was fantastic.
I love this segment.
"Lethbians"🤣🤣