INSTANT PRISON ESCAPE CHALLENGE - PRISON ARCHITECT is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits !?!
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Welcome to prison architect! The Greatest Prison Management Tycoon Simulator ever created. Not only can you create and manage your own prisons you can also escape from your own prisons or community designed prisons. In todays video we will be exploiting prison architect by doing the Instant prison escape challenge. We will be able to get out of some of the most complicated prisons simply by no clipping through the walls. So is prison architect a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or will the spiffing brit be able to use some video game exploits to Complete this Instant prison escape challenge. Today we will be playing on the new Island bound update and trying to escape Alcatraz! Spoilers its surprisingly easy!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect instant escape only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat A Prison simulator with the instant prison escape challenge!!
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Title: INSTANT PRISON ESCAPE CHALLENGE - PRISON ARCHITECT is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits !?!
Last Prison Architect Video: Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!
#funny #Escape #Exploit
"hey you hear about the new prisoner?"
"the one that broke every single shower head on his first day for no reason?"
"yeah, that one"
"what a badass"
"damn I wish I were as cool as him"
Same energy as tilting every painting in the hallway of the enemy who you hate the most
Or taking the time to travel through a movie theater and put every toilet seat and lid down (provided they have lids), and run them out of toilet paper and hand soap
"you heard about that guy who burned down that prison"
"yeah, why?"
" What a loser"
"I hope he'll get us into his gang"
"Yeah, oh look, that's him! Wait, what is he doing-"
"Holy shit, he just phased through a wall!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
@@CharlesBalester True monsters do that.
"The island is surrounded by water" - a surprisingly common feature of islands is that Spiff.
Being british, it really shouldn't surprise him.
@@countluke2334 look up the Isle of Thanet in England. It's an Island. It's not surrounded by water
Never see a lava island?
@@countluke2334 oh no, it should. Everyone knows that Britain is the whole world.
Everythings surrounded by water, except for Australia... Australia doesnt exist, neither does new Zealand
I like to imagine Spiff looking for stock images and typing things like: "Clown in suit", "Boomer with computer and hands up", "Fedora man winking", oh and we can't forget "Gamer guy screaming/angry" and it always makes me laugh for some reason.
I'm pretty sure someone else does all that in editing. There really only seems to be a few dozen photos used most of the time.
Those are created by him, if you look closely the watermark is a tea and the name is spiffco
Yup, that too lass
Lmao same
he got in trouble with shutterstock in his early days and decided to be a cheeky bugger about it
Punches few shower heads - reputation: god. Burns down entire prison with one lighter - reputation: +1. :)
I would respect (fear) a dude that spent an hour smashing his fists into metal shower heads and windows just because he could. XD
Yeah. Anyone can burn down a prison filled with stone walls with a lighter, but punching metal shower heads with your bare hands??? That's the real badass.
Bruh
Op
"If you dont vote you go to prison"....good thing im watching how to break out LOOL
ha
@@thespiffingbrit The power of Yorkshire tea
Exploits the prison
But he said "Failure not to vote, will mean you will be sent to prison." so voting gets you sent to prison, not not voting.
@@SkidIncGaming The English language is a perfectly balanced game
*Random inmate, pointing at another prisonner:* Who's that?
*His friend:* That's Tough Jeff, he was there for 20 years, you could say he rules the prison by now. He has been caught with weapons 637 times, started 28 riots and killed half a dozed guards.
*Random inmate:* And that?
*His friend, shaking:* That's Langdon, he arrived yesterday, we don't talk about him
He speedrunned his escape
Langdon is just built different
@@friendlyfire3412 he escaped then came back to yell at the guards about how bad the security is.
Soapy punch
"the island is surrounded by water!" - Sir Spiff Co The Magnificent
compared to those islands surrounded by land
3:08
Well you could surround it with lava ;)
If you have an island in a lake, the lake is surrounded by land and therefor the island is technically surrounded by land. *sip*
or an island in the air a sky island
@@singulator2291 Isn't there water in the air tough?
Rhode island dude its 3 side water then about 3000 miles to the Pacific.
- Hey, boss weren't you arrested like 4 hours ago? You went to prison! How are you already here, back at the hideout?
- I escaped.
- What? From The Rock? How?!
- Well, it all started with me going in the showers and learning how to lunge...
Apparently the dumb idiots thought that having a wall be 1 meter in height was a good idea.
And it all ended with me learning how to phase through matter
Spiff: Failure to vote will get you sent to prison.
Also Spiff: *shows how to obtain godly powers and scape prison*
He's done that on porpus
He actually said "failure NOT to vote" would get you sent to prison.
That's why I didn't vote. I didn't want to go to prison, even if it IS easy to escape from.
If you get god powers from entering prison, is it that bad
Local spiffy man arrested for showing people how to break out of prison.
UPDATE: He has escaped!
UPDATE: he phased through the walls and end up in the center of the earth
Its our duty to free him!
he has the power of Yorkshire tea, he cannot be confined against his will
Update spiffy is now on the run from the coffee police and the chase is heating up
UPDATE 2:They caught him again, using some sort of tea as bait, he them promptly escaped again, only to get caught again due to the EXACT same bait.
Spiff: Wants a raid sponsor
Me: Of course they won't sponsor you, you will find some way to exploit the game
Even RAID has standards.
@@NolePTR no they don’t
@@thenumber27issomehowtaken At least you can play for free. If they didn’t have standards it would be one of those thumb print scam apps.
im sure there are a lot of bugs because even the game testers wouldn't play raid
They don’t want their RUclipsrs actually PLAYING the game, they just want them promoting it.
The difference between the two DLC is that the Psych Ward was originally developed by Double 11 for the Xbox version of the game, and then ported to PC while Introversion still had the game. It is very well done, even if it has some very minor issues, but the Island DLC was made by Paradox right after they bought the IP, which is why it's far more expensive, rushed, and full of errors. The problems you're showing off are all things Paradox introduced because they hamfisted new content into the game despite not being familiar with the code. The escape mode is however not the focus of the game, which is also why it's so utter broken. Paradox has added a bunch of stuff, much of it pointless, to the game, along with a ton of bugs and bad decisions, and for a long time it wasn't possible to play it all without constant crashes
PRISONS HATE HIM!
Learn how ONE MAN escaped prison in ONLY 4 HOURS.
Info graphics show
IN REAL LIFE!!
WARDENS HATE THIS TRICK
PRISONS HATE HIM!
Learn how one man turned a prison into a star
"The island is surrounded by water" -Spiff 2020
I just realised the joke haha!
"australia is both an island and a continent" - probably some historian
These comments arent funny. Just repeating what they say and adding the year its from.
@@colossalchad4249 do you think your addition is any funnier?
@@smolneko9294 wasn't trying to be funny
I love how his review is still the top review on the DLC's store page and has several hundred steam awards
Still is lol
@@diagofox1 2022 an its only 2nd on the list now. but it still has 1000s of upvotes compared to the top so its still a win :D
And now Paradox pays him! The Spiff’s powers know no bounds!
@@RicardoGantusa its 3rd now lol
Theory: The spiffing brit actually owns Yorkshire tea and his whole channel is an advertisement
Yes it does
you know too much
Mind blown.
well this channel is the reason why i bought a box of yorkshire tea gold.
You wont be ever seen again
Hackers in Hollywood movies: "Annnnnd I'm in !"
Spiff: "Hello there my name is the spiffing brit and today I am going to hack into you"
Underrated
Computers are perfectly balanced machines with no exploits (excluding phishing only challenge)
Whatsupp me guges
Hackers in Hollywood movies: "Annnnnd I'm in !"
Spiff: "Annnnnd I'm out !"
Does fire still entirely break the game's ai?
Spiff: *Shows a clip of spiff phasing through walls at the beginning of the video*
Also spiff: which one am I going to do, 2 other options or phasing through walls.
Everybody knows that question was rhetorical
@@amogernebula3983 woooosh?
r/woosh
hmmm, could it be... c ?????
" i dont think i can actually melt through concrete." -Spiff, after having melted through many many walls that were clearly half brick and half concrete.. :?
The chicago fire had burning water, sonce it had flammable liquids. So without the brick it won't burn, because the brick is somehow flammable.
@@jacobc9221 the truth is that fires can only be started on "objects", like windows or showerheads. Terrain such as walls or shrubs can only be ignited by spreading, not by lighters
Spiff doesn’t need to escape the physical realm, he has already done it
But then he enters the realm of Reanu Keeves :O
In this episode, i try to speedrun prison architect while my tea tries to stop me
He has ascended to higher states of mind.
You have it backwards. Spiff was around before time immortal, a fully formed being which chooses to manifest in physical form.
All he needs is a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold
About 5:40 The shower thing is all about prison rep itself not damage.... Most fights in prison are generally done in the shower areas (less guards) so i'm assuming thats what the devs had in mind, People starting fights during shower time 🤷♂️
Spiff: Punching showers to get points
Guard: Hey
Spiff: Phases through reality because why not
Guard: 👁️👄👁️
Spiff: Sends me to prison for not voting
Me: Uses the Prison Escape Exploit Spiff just showed me to Escape The Prison
Spiff said he'd send you prison for *failure to not vote* which is a double negative, meaning he'd only send you to prison if you voted.
Prison Guard: He phased through the wall
Warden: He phased through the wall!?
Prison Guard: look out of the window
Warden: *looks*My God! He's running about 200mph!
The humor in this video was the best it's ever been. The getting caught by a guard in the shower bit drove me mad with laughter. I'm a coffee drinker, but I think I'll give tea a try after watching this.
Did his "I'm not a swimmer" bit mean what I think it did? If so, jeez Spiff you got some balls
I didn’t vote and was sent to prison. Thanks to the tutorial on phasing through reality, this was only a minor inconvenience! Thanks Spiff!
Spiff: "The island is surrounded by water!"
Me: "Well that's one of the main things that make an island well.. An island!"
Also I voted C on the voting part
same
"Alright everyone hit the showers"
Langdon: say no more
"The island is surrounded by water"
Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
You can get islands not surrounded by water, for example, a traffic island is typically surrounded by tarmac and the 2005 film the island which was surrounded by people who kind of enjoyed watching it but were also a bit underwhelmed.
@@danielsanders6959 an island is surrounded by water.
@@MrNight-dg1ug Firstly, I think I've demonstrated that there can be islands not surrounded by water. Secondly... It's a joke
@@Pigggles That's an island, but in the sky; You specify that it isn't surrounded by water.
That's like saying "...my boat, which has wheels..."; You specify the difference.
An island is a mass of sand/dirt, surrounded by water.
@@Pigggles That's an island, but in the sky; You specify that it isn't surrounded by water.
That's like saying "...my boat, which has wheels..."; You specify the difference.
An island is a mass of sand/dirt, surrounded by water.
I enjoy that Spiff absolutely savages this, and yet Paradox is totally cool with continuing to actually sponsor him to break their games.
"I have no idea why anyone would need 10x speed"
~Spiff, after using 10x speed to get to his cell quicker
*sips coffee*
they fixed it, thank you Spiffster, keep putting those game devs to the test
They “fixed” it by just removing the fast forward feature.
If I was a Dev, for a game that's a bit shit, I'd pay Spiffing Brit to NOT play my game.
Paradox: this prison is impossible to escape from
One British Speedy Boi: *punches shower heads and phases through solid walls and swims away*
Me: sees the words "Diggy Diggy hole"
*Butter fly effect time travels to 10 years ago*
Me: Why that's a name I haven't heard in years...
Had the exact same thought.
Quite a trip down memory lane
That's a name I have heard a few time over ten years. Seeing that they made the song then remastered it then a band did a cover.
It has been prominent in memes for the past few months, especially in Discord cesspools
i am a dwarf
@@notajalapeno4442 and im digging a hole
I wonder - at 10x speed, prisoners basically have the same powers as supervillains - matter phasing, pyrokenesis, superspeed, clairvoyance, etc.
I wonder if Prison Architect is ever going to partner with Marvel to make a prison for holding such super-powered villains? I imagine people would pay some decent DLC money for something like The Raft or The Cube or the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.
Oh the irony of getting a Raid shadow legends ad when they won't sponsor spiff
They won't sponsor him because he's announced that he doesn't like them.
Which is fair lol
@@Alizudo Not even the people who are sponsored by them like them.
Actually even at regular speed, lighters can still light fires across walls somehow
Well, you have a good point. But Salamanders tend to set anything on fire.
Shit I found out the jump thru walls glitch like 2 years ago and kept it to myself so it wouldn’t get patched ;(
Oooooooofff
Spiff: "i'd love to get some of that RAID money"
First Ad "RAID!!!!"
Spiff:"Showers are brilliant"
Me: carreful now...
Spiff: you can just burn through them
Me: we dodged a bullet.
Was thinking the same thing
I guess u can say he PENATRATED the wall
Preston Garvey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
I'd say C: because it was in capital, how could the legendary spiff diminish himself by following a low case writen plan.
outrageous
Game Dev: so I made this game
Spiff: Interesting, *Activates God Mode*
2:11 I pick D, Spiff creates an economy based on tea, and pays his way out.
Who would be so stupid to sell tea!?
If only
Yes
Classic Brits. Need money? Use tea to make some.
7:38 I understand why you want to escape. You're locked up with France.
15:50 You can actually interact with things through walls at any speed.
And by interact, I mean really anything. Store/retrieve contraband, start a fire, attack.. anything.
I'm drinking Yorkshire Tea at this very moment 😊 so don't worry, I got you
One time I was belittled on this channel just for preferring coffee.....
@@Stoodity don't get me wrong, coffee is good, however I would say it's good to expand your taste buds haha
@@neeeeeeeeeeeeewer Trust me I've tried to like other drinks like tea but it's just not for me, but I have nothing against anyone who drinks tea.
@@Stoodity I get you no doubt. I can't drink straight tea to save my life. But if you make the tea as the good boys across the pond do, or as The Spiffing Brit makes his then it's pretty good
They told me not to buy from them, so I don't.
"It would take days, hours even!" XD
*Looks like he's gonna use rep points to get out* Aigh't seems legit
"So what we can do is *escape*
*Breaks through the wall out of nowhere*
"Excuse me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat."
Ah, nothing better than watching Spiff breaking yet another game! Better put on my kettel I bought solely because of Spiff telling me of the healing power of Yorkshire Gold.
“No one pays me” ... Hilarious to hear after watching several Paradox sponsored Spiff videos 😂😂
“Choose your option: A, B, C”
Everyone: C
The answer was in the beginning...
Definitely C
Doesn't matter if I go to prison, since he's showing me how to get out
C
I thought the answer was D...
Who else went and checked to see if he actually posted it? xD
Yos
Did he?
I’ve never seen a prison in escape mode that I couldn’t just walk out the front door of...
A diggy diggy hole refrance in 2020 oh god he is truly perfectly balanced
From Shadow of Israphel.
Hmmm DIGGY DIGGY HOLE???
you dig a 🕳 And find some 💎 diamonds 💎 😂
memes are bringing it back
OOOOOOHHhhhh I can’t hold the balance any longer!
6:00: Okay, that's not what most people mean when they say, "I'm going to hit the head" and go into the bathroom.
Unless your in the Navy. That's what we called the toilet... for some reason?
People say that?
"I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, Diggy Diggy HOLEEEE."
Holy shit the memories!
Brothers of the mine rejoice!
1:54 I was today years old when I found out there is actually a song called diggy diggy hole
The original or the one by Wind Rose?
D: Punchy punch a god, use the unconscious god to dig his way out and achieve freedom.
Imagine going to a government agency and asking the map and every details and design of a prison just to make a map in your game
Totally not sus
tbf Alcatraz was decommissioned like 80 years ago
Bored during lockdown? Do a shot every time Spiff says “ladies and gentlemen”
More like a sip of beer.
Don't actually do this, alcohol poisoning isn't as fun as it sounds.
@@EzekiesAcheron Sip of Yorkshire tea
Take a shot of tea every time he says or shows something that relates with the UK
Please say that the U.S Government is perfectly balanced and has no flaws
Other than we need to somehow become dependents of the Queen.
More balanced than China
The law system isn't
Hi brit
You have a carrot as president how is that not flawed
6:51 "Right, so there's a couple things we can do. We can actually EsCapE"
This bug has existed for year - theres actually another EXPLOIT where you can get infinite squad mate by simply starting a new escape in the same prison.
Escape mode -> Map you're escaping from -> then repeat as meny time as you want.
Edit: Not sure if it works for premade map, But it does work for Player made.
Infinite gang members.
“But now the guards are onto me, but that’s okay, they can’t stop me now” had me rolling on my bed
I want a SpiffingBrit video where they go to exploit Fallout 76 (early days version) and the video begins by showing a clip of the Prydwen from FO4 being imported into the map and Spiff saying "that's it. That's the whole video" and ending it there.
"There's only a handful of exceedingly dead people over here."
- Spiff 2020
"we won't make any dlc" *proceeds to make a billion dlcs*
69
@@skyprior3866 Nice
@@dankcatsmemes9219 noice
Actually, the original developer said that. He never made any dlc and he even stopped doing updates. Then Paradox turned around and purchased it from him in Jan '19. They are the ones whom started making dlc, less then a year later.
D. He's going to drink some tea. But not just any tea, the best tea: Yorkshire Tea.
Second best is Mr.T
Spiff: wow 32 so many rep points
Me: *laughs in 4000 rep points by killing everyone I see*
Me: *laughs in infinite rep points by using a power drill on a dead dog*
@@jasonzhou8274 you monster
@@jasonzhou8274 i don't play this game but now i kinda want to...
4000 points aint that much.
Thats like 10-20 secs of dog drilling XD
the reason why he left the prison was because they didn't provide tea to him, obviously.
Ive been watching spiff for a while now... This is THE FIRST time Ive ACTUALLY had a cup of tea while watching. It is deffinately more enjoyable.
Huh, ill remember to try that. Assuming hoarders didnt buy all the tea in a a5km radius :(
I love when RUclipsrs say stuff like "be sure to go down to the comments and vote on what you think will happen!" Then nobody in the comments actually votes
.....also, uh... I vote C
“Failure not to vote will mean that you will be sent to prison.” So if I vote I go to prison?
Ah, yes, the double negative. Don't not do this, or else.
Yeah, I was wondering about that too. XD
Well, it makes sense since the British didn't let the colonists vote.
Time for my cuppa tea, Victoria sponge cake, and a spiffing Brit video.
next episode: how to gain even more steam point
(because everyone is going to go to the review section on steam and award him with those steam points)
*goes to vote to avoid prison then remembers that Spiff is about to show him how to escape from any prison* Ha! Looks like the ball is in MY court NOW!
Spiff: "This is very strange"
Has a person called France on the screen at the same moment.
Me: yes, indeed, it is! *sips tea*
Raid shadow legends is a perfectly balanced sponsor when?
Yes
Sweden? I expected more from a fellow Brit.the only thing that should suffice is the 13 colonies
@@thespiffingbrit just ask for somewhere shitty like wales
"Hours > Days"
Made my life.
This is why there is no Speed up time options in Escape mode. You just literally have to stare at an unskippable cutscene for 10 minutes when entering the prison, or if you get Lockdown or Solitary you can't skip it without points
I think I know the problem: They built these prisons under the rules of quantum physics.
3:39 Spiff clearly meant:
REAL LIFE Hours > IN GAME Days
"As you can see I'm not a swimmer" and I'm here thinking "Oh it's because he's...." Wait that can't be the reason.
Good one
Spiff, when are you going to drown all coffee in the harbour as revenge on the coffee-drinkers?
Ah, I thought I smelled yorkshire tea.
Honestly if the first thing someone did when arriving a prison was rip half the shower heads off the walls all on their own I'd have a lot of respect for them too.
Mmm I feel the tea flowing through me giving me the power of perfect balance.
So you build up speed to walk through walls. Do we need to talk about parallel universes first or are we good?
Backwards long jump would like to know your location.
No need here. This is merely a standard speed phase trick that takes place in the single universe.
If anyone's interested, even though I think they've removed the fast speed options for escape mode, you can still do this glitch on x2 speed, it's just a lot harder to pull off and I think only works with walls with only 1 square thickness max, it's how I escape some of the prisons that are actually impossible without glitches lmao
I like how he pays for the stock images, then adds his own watermark over it.
C, literally C. Even if I didn't see the part at the beginning, what else would Spiff be doing here?
"Failure not to vote will lead to imprisonment." Whew, dodged a bullet there.
2:20 "Vote now!"
0:00 ...
lol yeah C. Don't send Reanuu Keaves after me. 0_0
For the quiz thing two minutes in I choose:
C: ULTIMATE GOD MODE
spiff: nobody sponsors me
Game Companies: he will just break the game
Today I learned that "feeeling" is in Spiff's spell checker dictionary, but "DLC" is not.
Cool
I prefer the escape mode from the console version, where you actually need to focus on your character needs and you can customize it.
You are the reason I, an American, went out and purchased Yorkshire Tea; it is absolutely fantastic!