ROLLER COASTER TYCOON No Exit Challenge - IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Welcome back to Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 one of the greatest roller coaster tycoons ever created and also one of the first! Of course Spiff is going to be ignoring all of the rules and logic with building roller coasters and theme parks and instead playing the strangest game of Open RCT2 yet. The Spiffing Brit will be trying to win the Game without settling a city! That's right a No City Exit Only Challenge! Is it even possible to win a game without placing down your settler and getting one city. Well it turns out Spiff has found a way! So is Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 a perfectly balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS, Except for the No Exit Challenge?
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the No exit Challenge is broken!! How can you even loose a game of RCT2 without letting your guests leave the park!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Majestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: ROLLER COASTER TYCOON No Exit Challenge - IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
    Last video Title: NO CITY WIN ONLY CHALLENGE - CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS Except Maori
    #Funny #Exploit #Tycoon

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  • @macra_
    @macra_ 4 года назад +3233

    Come to Spifftopia, it's the most fun you'll have in your life!!
    (Please note: this may be the last fun you will have in your life as there is a very small (99%) chance you will die)

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +36

      Spiffed Away theme park

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад +25

      Come to Spifftopia; it's the most fun you'll have in your life!!*
      Two sentences that support one another should be combined with a semi-colon, not a comma.

    • @RaijinStormWing
      @RaijinStormWing 4 года назад +14

      It's a party that never ends, with a host that never dies!

    • @scorn787
      @scorn787 4 года назад +7

      Unless they're immortal then they will die in the park. It is inevitable.

    • @awokensleeper
      @awokensleeper 4 года назад +11

      Hotel California but it's a theme park ran by a brit

  • @HurricaneBlade1
    @HurricaneBlade1 4 года назад +463

    Visitor: "Wait... it's all Mr. Bone's Wild Ride?"
    Spiff, locking the gates to Spifftopia: "Always has been, chap."

    • @Taedrin
      @Taedrin 4 года назад +25

      I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

    • @HurricaneBlade1
      @HurricaneBlade1 4 года назад +16

      We all want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 4 года назад +6

      We all want to get off Mr. Boner's Wild Ride.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 года назад +10

      I like to get off on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

    • @perverse_ince
      @perverse_ince 4 года назад +8

      The ride never ends

  • @blubbartron8404
    @blubbartron8404 4 года назад +857

    I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

    • @mr.skeleton7780
      @mr.skeleton7780 4 года назад +58

      T O O B A D

    • @TheSomberlain93
      @TheSomberlain93 4 года назад +70

      The ride never ends

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 4 года назад +35

      Don't forget.You're here forever.

    • @saucewaifu
      @saucewaifu 4 года назад +14

      No bathroom breaks

    • @JC12223
      @JC12223 4 года назад +16

      WE want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.

  • @volaalov6254
    @volaalov6254 3 года назад +180

    Honestly RCT2 is still one of the best looking videogames out there. No, it's not technically impressive but it has timeless style.

    • @ward360lol
      @ward360lol 2 года назад +7

      definitely ahead of it's time. RCT ran so Planet Coaster could sprint

    • @AliRadicali
      @AliRadicali Год назад +6

      Many of these older games' visuals still hold up because the designers/artists put in a lot of painstaking work to make the most of the limited palette and pixels/polygons available to them.
      With many modern games on the other hand, it feels like they choose that retro pixel look out of laziness, so they can say "stop whining, we made the game look like that on purpose, because nostalgia, see?". Very little effort is made to optimise the designs to whatever arbitrary limitations they set for themselves, so the end result isn't timeless, it's just ugly-on-purpose.

  • @virtualfaxy
    @virtualfaxy 4 года назад +599

    "Man cannot survive off of just spiral slide alone" -The Spiffing Brit 2020

  • @eugenm6287
    @eugenm6287 4 года назад +1538

    AI like: I escaped the park after 4 years nearly dead eating nothing but candy. it was nice, thinking of going back there with my family....

    • @marcus5044
      @marcus5044 4 года назад +27

      Pffft like they would escape

    • @EdgarRenje
      @EdgarRenje 4 года назад +29

      "Nice adventure"

    • @acidicvideos8733
      @acidicvideos8733 3 года назад +3

      I’m actually really disappointed in this comment section. I thought his viewers were of a mature age but sadly I’m mistaken.

    • @eugenm6287
      @eugenm6287 3 года назад +31

      @@acidicvideos8733Yes, no fun allowed here. LET ME SEE THE MANAGER!

    • @acidicvideos8733
      @acidicvideos8733 3 года назад

      @@eugenm6287 theirs fun then theirs acting like a autistic child wanting attention.

  • @MattBradyrules
    @MattBradyrules 3 года назад +176

    I loved visiting Spifftopia park! In no way did I ever feel threatened while I was there, it was as lovely as a freshly brewed cup of tea!

  • @aleclewis4894
    @aleclewis4894 4 года назад +2957

    My dad would do a playthrough of one of the scenarios, with the goal of trying to get as many people in the park as possible. (We didn't know about the no-exit feature, so this was done properly)
    Once the scenario was over, he would place down many free balloon stands so that as many people as possible would have balloons. Once that was done, he would systematically delete the pathways in the park, slowly corralling all of the guests together until they end up on a single tile, usually suspended a few layers above the ground. Finally, he would put a single tile of water below the path, and delete the final piece of path, dropping thousands of people to their watery demise.
    People with balloons will release them when they drown, so you would get a cloud of thousands of balloons floating away for a minute before they all burst in an ear-shattering "POP".

    • @ryangallagher8194
      @ryangallagher8194 4 года назад +453

      That somehow reminds me of how I would pick up guests and toss them far, far, far out into the wilderness, and see how long it took their pathing to bring them back to society. Some never did.

    • @WickerOctopus
      @WickerOctopus 4 года назад +309

      This was the most horrific thing I’ve read today. Nice.

    • @ranaghast
      @ranaghast 4 года назад +83

      Beautiful

    • @alyshay82597
      @alyshay82597 4 года назад +119

      Reminds me of my childhood, almost brought a tear to my eye

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 4 года назад +81

      here I was thinking I was a monster for dropping those 2 lazy ass janitors into the lake :(

  • @vbi_kun
    @vbi_kun 4 года назад +346

    "as beautiful as a potato wearing make-up can be"
    Me, an Irish lad: What a beauty.

    • @mrtoasteer3561
      @mrtoasteer3561 4 года назад +9

      The FBI doesn't sound very Irish. What does it stand for?

    • @Momlovebabycharline
      @Momlovebabycharline 4 года назад +29

      @@mrtoasteer3561 for beutiful ireland

    • @colinbaumgart4522
      @colinbaumgart4522 4 года назад +2

      Federal burou of investigation it's and USA thing

    • @colinbaumgart4522
      @colinbaumgart4522 4 года назад +4

      Or, "Food Because Intelligence" 🙃

    • @A-60-MM
      @A-60-MM 4 года назад +3

      That tayto looking thicc though..

  • @volcanic0321
    @volcanic0321 4 года назад +86

    “Ladies and gentlemen” counter: 22
    “Ladies and gentlemen” per minute: 1.503

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp 4 года назад +7

      *minutes per ladies and gentlemen: 1.5
      L&G per minute: 0.666
      🤔 an auspicious number

  • @ertrick3693
    @ertrick3693 4 года назад +278

    "RT Game is trapped in purgatory"
    You mean to imply he wasn't the gatekeeper and host of that place?

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 4 года назад +422

    Cursed Swamps are literally why all the best theme parks are in Florida.

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence 4 года назад +10

      Can confirm as a floridian

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 4 года назад +14

      Ah but was the swamp cursed before or after the theme parks were built? I'm not saying it's Walt Disney's fault but I very much want it to be true.

    • @demikus
      @demikus 4 года назад +4

      hey I can't completely judge since I've never been to any parks in Florida, but Cedar Point up in Ohio is Fantastic, I would say the best.

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 года назад +3

      Demi Viral is there a dead body in your park

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 4 года назад +1

      @@demikus Does it have a cursed swamp?

  • @Davivd2
    @Davivd2 4 года назад +76

    I worked at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Purgatory is such an appropriate name. I was once stopped from leaving the park by a security guard and detained, nearly jumped by 7 other guards, then ultimately was threatened to be told to leave. At which point I laughed at the guard screaming at me, because I was simply trying to walk out the gate the entire time. So this video makes me laugh and is quite accurate.

  • @UndeadHavoc1
    @UndeadHavoc1 4 года назад +43

    Oh my gosh, I loved the Spiffventures themepark!
    It was so aggressively unthreatening and whimsical!
    They don't bother with nuanced "requirements" like safety belts or bars, and every ride is riddled with character, what with the rickety support beams - so exciting!
    The sleeping arrangements are to die for, as well - so rustic!
    I particularly enjoyed the Shark Tank show, where people were selected (at random I'm pretty sure, the lucky buggers) and comically deposited into a large pool of water filled with sharks!
    I tell ya, that Spiffing gent sure knows how to draw a crowd!
    The best bit of all is that we never have to leave!

  • @vixual4412
    @vixual4412 4 года назад +443

    Just hearing his accent instantly puts me in a exploitative mood.

  • @DaGrubb97
    @DaGrubb97 3 года назад +44

    I love the wonderful Spifftopia park, it was just a blast the last time we visited. Plenty of rides to ride and excellent manage. I am in no way being threatened by park management and this review is 100% authentic

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +201

    >RTGame walks into a British theme park.
    RTGame: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @ConnorLinley
      @ConnorLinley 4 года назад +5

      Ugh, heard it In the accent.

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore 4 года назад +13

      "..soundtrack guy?.."

    • @ConnorLinley
      @ConnorLinley 4 года назад +5

      @@ShevkoMore that's an underrated comment

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +3

      @@ShevkoMore Hah, perfect.

  • @WishedWash
    @WishedWash 4 года назад +324

    Spiff: "It's 18, it can go to the pub and order a pint of beer!"
    Americans: Wait that's illegal

    • @BeegtymeRawkstah
      @BeegtymeRawkstah 4 года назад +22

      It's not illegal for an 18-year-old to order a beer. It's illegal to serve it to him.

    • @hunterromano5562
      @hunterromano5562 4 года назад +7

      Depends on the state. There are a lot of caveats to the age restriction.

    • @kylemilford8758
      @kylemilford8758 4 года назад +13

      Americans grow up far slower than those across the pond though

    • @phitc4242
      @phitc4242 4 года назад +2

      @@niklas3677 work comes before fun, no? you gotta hit what you want to hit

    • @Rjinsi667
      @Rjinsi667 4 года назад +4

      You're missing the point: the game was published in October. So it is, ath the time this video was published, not quite yet legal to drink!

  • @Swollen_Goat
    @Swollen_Goat 3 года назад +20

    The amount of early weekend mornings back in early 2000s loading up RCT 1/2 without remembering to turn my volume down. I always clenched when it started blasting that intro music and I was scared of waking my mom up. I remember reading about the closed signs back then too and always did that. I am so glad you put this in here because it brings out so many memories.

  • @nerdprjncessshortsandstrea7843
    @nerdprjncessshortsandstrea7843 4 года назад +88

    The VIP’s Review:
    “Excellent park overall, good food, fun rides, easy access to bathrooms, and an only mildly confusing layout. My only complaint is that the exit has been blocked off since I arrived, but I am sure they will get that fixed soon.”

    • @johart309
      @johart309 3 месяца назад

      written 100's of times on all walls in the park with (his own?) blood while maniacally laughing (not only) because of lacks of proper sleep, healthcare and the ability to leave.

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 4 года назад +31

    Even hearing Spiff's plans for "Spiffventures," I would still, 100% go to that "park"/deathtrap.
    10/10, would be conned again.

    • @blackcitadel9
      @blackcitadel9 4 года назад +4

      Is it a con if Spiff does exactly what he said he would?

    • @PaxIesus
      @PaxIesus 4 года назад +3

      @@blackcitadel9 Fair point.

  • @curtis_tubbs
    @curtis_tubbs Год назад +19

    Spifftopia is super fun! I am actually here as we're speaking, I haven't left in 23 years because I am not allow- I mean it's just too fun! In no way is it threatening at all!

  • @B1rday
    @B1rday 4 года назад +95

    'they've been here since March and they haven't left for 4 months"
    Wow spiff hitting close to home much?

    • @Greenjeepclub
      @Greenjeepclub 4 года назад +4

      He would need to drop down a few Mask Stalls, and add signs around the park stating "Stay 6ft (1.82m) apart".

  • @Enforcer6k
    @Enforcer6k 4 года назад +65

    "We're now in June, and no one has left the park"
    What fresh hell has 2020 wrought upon us?

    • @Ironica82
      @Ironica82 4 года назад

      Well...this is the best "self quarantine" tactic for 2020 👍

  • @seriousshenanigans7609
    @seriousshenanigans7609 4 года назад +76

    Goes to the bank for the loan.
    Banker: So what are you going to use this loan for?
    The Spriffing Brit: So hear me out there is this exploit...

  • @karlcollitt7760
    @karlcollitt7760 4 года назад +81

    "I personally recommend this to the Queen. She was impressed that I did not feel in any way scared during my life in spifftopia"

  • @scotttaylor7146
    @scotttaylor7146 3 года назад +50

    Blocking off the exit doesn't work. You'll notice by the end of the video no people are spawning in and the park rating is at 0. Guests also have a "need" to leave the park after a random amount of time, and the longer it takes them to leave the angrier they will be. Considering this basically caps the amount of people in your park, and most challenges require a park rating of several hundred in addition to guest numbers, the strategy will fail every time.
    Unless, of course, you put the no exit sign down close to the finish date so that you can take advantage of the small boost in guests right at the end before the people trying to leave get angry enough to tank the park rating.

    • @Bonde7280
      @Bonde7280 2 года назад +8

      Also people that wants to leave does not use the shops, and lowering the entrance fee does not make more people visit. For a big park like this visitors will use as much money as they spawned with.

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 2 года назад +2

      I was about to say the same thing. Once they decide to leave the park they’re not going to spend any more money or do anything except try to leave so blocking the exit is pointless. When they can’t find the park exit that kills the park rating and then no new people want to come because the park rating is low.

    • @hatyyy
      @hatyyy 2 года назад

      but that doesn't matter, locking innocent families up is fun

    • @alex_zetsu
      @alex_zetsu Год назад

      Wait if the captive guests can't spend money once they need to loeave, how did this work? He got all the way to June.

  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 4 года назад +98

    "Purgatory, much like the real thing, costs about £
    45 to enter"
    *Protestant reformation intensifies*

  • @kyledewitt4941
    @kyledewitt4941 2 года назад +8

    I came close to dying when he said "There is something charming and endearing about convincing people to go on a ride which just moments before they boarded it flew off its own rails and murdered a queue of 14 people.... Produce rollercoasters enough lateral g's to separate skin from the human body" paraphrased a bit but my God... I remember doing the first part of intentionally test crashing coasters then convincing people to go on it with the placement of a single brake.

  • @BowmakerFox
    @BowmakerFox 4 года назад +234

    "You can check out any time you like..."
    " *but you can never leave* "
    -Hotel california

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 4 года назад +11

      ...they stab it with their steely knifes, but they just can't kill the Spiff....should've used that Skyrim fork instead :p

    • @Clararomanovitz
      @Clararomanovitz 3 года назад +1

      *Outro starts to play*

  • @ghostmaffle8231
    @ghostmaffle8231 4 года назад +20

    I love spifftopia, at no point did i feel in the slightest, but not limited to: scared, threatened, emotionally and/or psychologically harmed. It was quite fun.

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 3 года назад +15

    I remember when I first discovered that you could place No Entry signs and peeps would actually obey the sign. Unfortunately, those signs don't prevent peeps from leaving in RCT3.

  • @lucaslennan3356
    @lucaslennan3356 4 года назад +69

    "Oh it didn't delete the swamp goo.
    Oh no, it didn't delete the swamp goo!"
    Not 10 seconds later: "Oh that wasn't even the exploit! How did it get worse!?"

  • @daffydwagstaff4627
    @daffydwagstaff4627 4 года назад +31

    Spiff: "Oh god, I'm evil!
    God: "Hey, don't bring me into this!"

  • @thesteelrodent1796
    @thesteelrodent1796 2 года назад +3

    Just a correction to what Spiff said: OpenRCT2 legally requires you to own RCT2. It's not a free version of the game - it's nothing like OpenTTD - but more an open source expandalone, and because it contains some reverse engineered parts of the original game you must own the game or you can't legally use the open source remake because the developers don't have the rights to distribute the game code (only Atari can do that). But RCT2 is dirt cheap to buy on GOG, so there's no excuse for not buying it.
    Also Parkitect is an attempt at making a modern version of RCT2, with proper 3D graphics, all the same features, and everything we always wished RCT2 could do. Highly recommended if you don't jam with the 2D pre-rendered 3D pixel graphics

  • @natekane1444
    @natekane1444 4 года назад +75

    This was my jam growing up.
    I usually just put a "Do Not Enter" sign at the entrance so they couldn't leave.
    Edit: Annndd there it is 27:00. Welp I was a cruel child who also played perfectly balanced games with no exploits.

  • @Simon_Nyne
    @Simon_Nyne 4 года назад +9

    This all reminds me of one of the earliest mechanic exploits I ever blundered into, on the game that inspired Chris Sawyer's better version, Bullfrog's Theme Park (sponsored by Midlands Bank in the UK version, seriously) - in the game, guests could play various arcade/stall games, but the only prize they ever got was cold hard cash (400, 800, 1200, 1600, 2000) - and you could set the price per play and the probability. So you'd hike the price up to maximum (998 per game), hike the probability up to maximum (100%), then throw the prize down to minimum (400) - as a result, everyone won, everyone was happy, and you'd snag a cool 598 off of everyone who played.

  • @PSkullKidDnazen
    @PSkullKidDnazen 2 года назад +8

    Ah, the glorious times when you could get complete, extremely fun games inside your cereal

  • @SlayerEndX13
    @SlayerEndX13 4 года назад +25

    Seeing the non-optimized paths to the rides is driving me up a wall.
    Also, a helpful tip -- if you make entering the park free, you can set the price of the rides to equal their entertainment value. You'll get more customers and a more consistent stream of revenue. So there's a way to optimize this. Also-Also, if you build trash cans and lamp posts while building your paths, you can speedrun your way to the Cleanest Park Award.
    EDIT: I did not wait until the end of the video before posting this. Cursed Swamp Speedrun is superior speedrun, clearly.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 4 года назад +4

      Or you make the ride free, have money of admission, the kick the guest out with the maze exploit.

    • @SlayerEndX13
      @SlayerEndX13 4 года назад +4

      @@matsv201 These are very exploitable games, yes...
      You can also make all the food in the park free, then make the bathrooms cost money. Put bathrooms next to the exits, and put food and drink stands next to the entrances, so guests will engorge themselves before hopping on a ride and pay a fortune to expel everything when they get off of it.

  • @patrickmuller4483
    @patrickmuller4483 4 года назад +46

    "It's amazing how the market has moved on (from content to graphics)."
    - Spiff 2020
    Yeah, pretty much.

    • @Novgord98
      @Novgord98 3 года назад +2

      Did he say the part within brackets or you just added your own opinion?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 года назад +2

      @@Novgord98 he mentioned graphics before the quoted park but the other part is op’s interpretation

  • @therealsonicfan123
    @therealsonicfan123 4 года назад +68

    Fun fact: Chris Sawyer wrote TTD, RCT 1, & RCT 2 in assembly.

  • @Bananahammock681
    @Bananahammock681 Год назад +1

    I adored visiting Spifftopia, truly at no point was I ever left with a lingering sense of dread or threatened in any way, shape or form. I just... I really love that spiral slide man, it's beautiful!

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot Год назад +1

      The Perfect Spiral (like in American football!)

  • @umoreira2008
    @umoreira2008 4 года назад +92

    "You can never leave."
    *Hotel California intensifies*

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 года назад +122

    _"RT Game, you're trapped in Purgatory!"_
    Also known as any time he records with Call Me Kevin.

  • @masterofthecontinuum
    @masterofthecontinuum 3 года назад +12

    I want to get off Mr. Spiff's Wild Ride.

  • @MichaelUrocyon
    @MichaelUrocyon 4 года назад +27

    I remember figuring out how to trap guests when I was a kid. Hours of fun.
    Making a square of sadness was always my favorite thing to do. Guest accidentally wander in and can't leave.

    • @combrade-t
      @combrade-t 4 года назад +3

      The Best Childhood activity, Making a Square of Sadness.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +132

    "It can go out to the pub and buy a pint."
    *laughs in California 21-year-old age restriction.*

    • @ElectricBlueElectrum
      @ElectricBlueElectrum 4 года назад +7

      Laughs in Cuba where alcohol is ileagal

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf 4 года назад +3

      Laughs in german, where it can go out and buy the hard stuff in 3 months, since it alread had so many pints the last 2 years :P

    • @jasepoag8930
      @jasepoag8930 4 года назад +8

      Why specify California? That's the entire US.

    • @dijikstra8
      @dijikstra8 4 года назад +1

      @@ElectricBlueElectrum Huh? Have you ever been to Cuba? I can guarantee that alcohol is 100% legal.

    • @Hey-up5eo
      @Hey-up5eo 4 года назад

      dijikstra8 I think you’ve just been
      R/woooosh-ed

  • @samsungsama6767
    @samsungsama6767 3 года назад +7

    I absolutely love the Spifftopia park! It was a very thrilling and enjoying experience, and the security I admit is the best feature of the park!

  • @ShinyShilla
    @ShinyShilla 2 года назад +2

    As an Italian I have no idea what the Italian Police Ride is hiding

  • @cheer90099
    @cheer90099 4 года назад +262

    "this game could go to the pub and buy a pint"
    *sad American noises*

    • @oli-pr1xl
      @oli-pr1xl 4 года назад +17

      Laughs in german

    • @geraintthomas4343
      @geraintthomas4343 4 года назад +36

      Look, just revoke that silly declaration of independence thing, submit to uk law and your 18 year olds can drink in the pub as is right and proper...

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 года назад +6

      God I hate this country

    • @savlosavage
      @savlosavage 3 года назад +3

      Lol while we ride around angry with guns and personalized vehicle plates .... Smh God America needs help ( yes Im a yank)

    • @masterofthecontinuum
      @masterofthecontinuum 3 года назад

      Can someone explain the currency thing to an American? Do those 2 just use euro now or what?

  • @alantremonti1381
    @alantremonti1381 4 года назад +101

    Spiff, if I google up the history of "Italian Police Ride" am I gonna be put on a list?

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 года назад +10

      Probably. But let me know what you find.

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 4 года назад +6

      I'm also interested, so please tell us the results.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 года назад +7

      Likely, but the results intrigue us.

    • @Fuma._.
      @Fuma._. 4 года назад +10

      The police skins look like uniforms that Municipal police of Milan used to wear in the past, they used to call them "ghisa" wich means cast iron because of their helmets, from what i can see there are some convertible-500 spinning, that being said i legitimately think devs where high on something 😂

    • @johnogroats2733
      @johnogroats2733 4 года назад +5

      i found a glorious video of the italian police force riding motorcycles in formation.

  • @dokwalk
    @dokwalk 2 года назад +8

    holy crap, the nostalgia hahah i always just did the free to build park and went nuts

  • @jayshagsby342
    @jayshagsby342 4 года назад +41

    The only reason we know that we don’t live in a simulation is that Spiff has yet to release “Real Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” And come on, if he did a video on Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated, he would have done one on Real Life by now

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter 4 года назад +4

      um there are many exploits IRL.

    • @superllama6768
      @superllama6768 4 года назад +5

      If he does a real life is a perfectly balanced game I’m going to alt f4 to get out of the simulation

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 4 года назад +1

      1.58 million subscribers, yep he did that too

  • @art3mis48
    @art3mis48 4 года назад +23

    "Just like real purgatory, it costs about 45 pounds to enter." That's hilarious!

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali 3 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure the version of RCT I grew up with didn't have hoity-toity mind control signs. However, the oldschool way to trap people is to have the exit of one ride drop onto a section of path that isn't connected to the area the guest dropped in from. So long as you don't create a path to the exit guests will obliviously leave the ride and drop into whatever demented trap you've sprung for them, be it a watery grave, an endless queue that starts right at the exit of the ride it leads to or the actual prison-park itself.
    Also you can make annoying guests disappear from the game without it counting as a death and ruining the park rating with this simple trick: Create a one-tile pillar of terrain. Put the problem guest(s) on the pillar and then frantically drag the pillar up and down with the dig tool until your victims fall through the surface of the terrain. Once this happens you can see them slowly descend through the ground until they reach the bottom of the map and vanish without a trace. An expensive but satisfying way to get rid of guests who've outlived their purpose.

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 2 года назад +4

    I did the no exit challenge in RCT3 by making a fenced off monorail station at the entrance to the park, which then elevated over the fence to a second station, where the guests would walk out of the ride, fall a short distance to the path and continue without a way to get back on the monorail to go leave. I added a pool for them to fall into just for a fun. The game crashed with several hundred peeps splashing around.

  • @lagbait3076
    @lagbait3076 4 года назад +34

    I remember the last time I was at a Spifftopia park and in no way did I ever feel threatened at all.

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 4 года назад +2

      sounds like fake news, you wouldnt have left yet to write that comment

    • @gonecoastal4
      @gonecoastal4 4 года назад +1

      I'm still here and not only can't I leave, I don't want to! Oh God, I really don't want to leave.

    • @laserpanda9553
      @laserpanda9553 4 года назад +3

      Ye really warm and inviting. My favourite was the spiral slide

    • @Hey-up5eo
      @Hey-up5eo 4 года назад

      Same except I’m still in spifftopia park

  • @notnobodynotknowhow8992
    @notnobodynotknowhow8992 3 года назад +1

    "Trust me, the invention of teabags was very exciting."
    Teabags were invented in 1904.
    Are you a vampire? Lmfao.

  • @Rainbow-Dash
    @Rainbow-Dash 4 года назад +57

    When you realise this game is made whole in Assembly

  • @killiberke
    @killiberke 4 года назад +65

    You've clearly never driven a car in Italy - or you would understand.

  • @androiduk
    @androiduk 3 года назад +2

    Been playing this game for years. Never gets old

  • @Sir_Steven
    @Sir_Steven 4 года назад +62

    As a wise skeleton once said: "The ride never ends."

  • @corvianknight_caw
    @corvianknight_caw 4 года назад +8

    A Dutch youtuber (Marcel Vos) 'specializes' in creating the longest possible rollercoaster rides. I believe his current record stands at 135 real-time years (so that means it takes even longer in game years). Not surprisingly he dubbed his creation The Century Coaster.

    • @corvianknight_caw
      @corvianknight_caw 4 года назад +1

      Ah, I see you mention him at the end of your video xD.

    • @jakec9869
      @jakec9869 2 года назад

      How does he know it takes that long? Does he have a speed up mod or something?

  • @ArturoGuevaralml
    @ArturoGuevaralml 3 года назад +1

    I love Spifftopia! Spiffy bois all round and tea in every corner!

  • @kieranlane1377
    @kieranlane1377 4 года назад +7

    1:30
    Its simple, it's fun and it's stupid but most importantly there's no espace.
    Best quote of the year

  • @SpotTiger
    @SpotTiger 4 года назад +25

    I love how Spiff is part of the Yogscast, yet he has the balls to not so subtly call them out for the scam that was the Yogventures Kickstarter!! 😆
    They made all the money, and instead of making the game, they bought themselves shit, and they flaunted it online.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +12

      It wasn't really supposed to be a scam;
      it just fell through. Lewis is actually very personally upset at how Yogventures turned out.

    • @ram89572
      @ram89572 4 года назад +8

      @@Alizudo Hey man. I've got some lovely tropical paradise oceanfront property to sell you right smack dab in the middle of Kansas. It's just miles and miles of pristine beaches and crystal blue water. Now I'll need the money up front and there are no refunds

    • @loucanscale1570
      @loucanscale1570 4 года назад +1

      Didn't they refund everybody, even out of there own money.
      A perfectly balanced scam?

  • @druagablackhart621
    @druagablackhart621 2 года назад +3

    I'd like to see Spiff get their hands on Two Point Hospital (since they already did Two Point Campus recently) and let run loose on its systems and mechanics. I'd also like to see Spiff tackle some re-visitation on games that have been patched (like The Outer Worlds).
    Been binging Spiff's videos for nearly 3 days now(?) and I just love how broken the games become afterward xD

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 4 года назад +64

    Spiff: "technically this game can go to the pub and order a drink"
    Me: *laughs in American*

    • @Raelarial
      @Raelarial 4 года назад

      and me:taunts and teases americans by being canadian

    • @ifscho
      @ifscho 4 года назад +6

      You mean "cries in American"?

    • @TheThiccestChungus
      @TheThiccestChungus 4 года назад

      Me: laughs in danish

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 4 года назад +24

    "I want to go on something more thrilling..."
    Spiff - Builds a TWIST
    Me - _Actually_ facepalms.

  • @Limeocelot
    @Limeocelot 2 года назад

    Roller coaster tycoon 2, my beloved. What a blast from the past, I love Spiff for making videos of old games

  • @gamingxmachina6718
    @gamingxmachina6718 4 года назад +10

    At no point did I feel threatened by riding any of the deathtraps that were at the Spifftopia park.

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 4 года назад +50

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking you cups of tea!"
    "And blessed be the queen! Sir Britt has noticed a RUclips commenter! Quickly! Dispatch the tea shipments at once!"

    • @shqmbles
      @shqmbles 4 года назад +1

      Yorkshire tea gold or no tea

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 4 года назад

      Yes sir

    • @ninjafahita
      @ninjafahita 4 года назад +2

      @@shqmbles You mean Yorkshire tea gold. There is no other choice

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m half convinced mr bones is just the spiffing Brit’s spiffing skeleton

  • @deathstar2730
    @deathstar2730 4 года назад +14

    I myself experienced a very nice time at spifftopia i most enjoyed walking around and giving good ratings while drinking very nice tea provided at a 0.01% discount at the entrance i never felt any sort of danger nor did i feel any threat at my time here i also give this park a 5 star rating (i hope that my infinite wealth can be deposited faster)

  • @LordNatbob
    @LordNatbob 4 года назад +18

    Me: Aww yeah, this game was my jam when I was a kid!
    Spiff: *mocks decrepit graphics*
    Me: NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU

  • @martinfredskov6830
    @martinfredskov6830 3 года назад +7

    Would love to see what exploits you're able to find in Zoo Tycoon Complete Collection - I myself have done a few tests with Shark Tunnels, forcing guests to pay 3 times in order to get into your zoo

  • @d3Rm0Nk
    @d3Rm0Nk 4 года назад +18

    How does one even find something like this?
    "So I was stacking multiple layers of swamp goo and built a shitty coaster like you usually do and when I started moving it as a template it just sort of happened"

  • @keyough
    @keyough 4 года назад +6

    I love the Spifftopia park! I in no way felt threatened when visiting the park, and all the rides are 100% safe. I am still there as of writing this and don't have any plans of leaving!

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo 3 года назад +1

    I like how he had to refer to Spifftopia as a donut because there is a hole in it.

  • @laikahusky6358
    @laikahusky6358 4 года назад +60

    The Spiffing Brit: "Technically, this game could go to a pub and buy a pint!"
    Me: _Cries in American._

  • @seancampbell5751
    @seancampbell5751 3 года назад +1

    Y'know it's weird. I don't normally comment on these videos, but I visited Spifftopia recently and really loved it. I mean it's amazing how few threats I received at Spifftopia! None! I was not threatened at all in Spifftopia! Wow, I love that place.

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome 4 года назад +5

    6:51
    As an Italian, i feel extremely represented by that ride. So much so that your park looks really Italian. More than Italy in fact.

  • @bron2452
    @bron2452 4 года назад +14

    man the spifftopia park sure was neat! and i in no way felt threatened while i was there! damn this tea is good, its strange that i didnt make it, wonder whats in it, oh whats this? a like button! SMASH!

  • @sammorgan31
    @sammorgan31 2 года назад +3

    I had this game back in the day. My favorite thing was to make a launched rollercoaster with nothing but a station and a ramp. Load it up with test subjects and let it fly.

  • @RymeofDawn
    @RymeofDawn 4 года назад +21

    Me: Okay so Spiff is going to jump into the midpoint when I least expect it
    Spiff: Jumps into the midpoint of the video when I least expect it
    Me: Wow he got me!

  • @DKMperor
    @DKMperor 4 года назад +45

    "this game is 18, it could go to the pub"
    Cries in american

    • @kurokagator4567
      @kurokagator4567 4 года назад

      Oh, right... You're first of age at 21, right? Greetings from Germany ;)

  • @portal5718
    @portal5718 2 года назад +1

    Honestly Spiff should have just called the park Hotel California.

  • @xDovahOG
    @xDovahOG 4 года назад +32

    Spiff: "Have to pull out the big guns."
    Me: Go Karts
    Spiff: "The most powerful ride in all of RollerCoaster Tycoon 2"
    Me: *GO KARTS*
    Spiff: "The Italian police ride."
    Me: the *what*

    • @Basssiiie
      @Basssiiie 4 года назад +3

      Go Karts is actually pretty bad. It's really popular but the guests per minute is quite low because they do multiple laps + only a few guests per race. :)

    • @zackattack9228
      @zackattack9228 4 года назад

      *the cup ride

  • @fritzskrivvens8727
    @fritzskrivvens8727 3 года назад +2

    At no point did I feel threatened riding any of the deathtraps I mean coasters I created.

  • @shadowrunner2323
    @shadowrunner2323 4 года назад +8

    I actually still have a CD copy of this game. many fond hours in my childhood ^^

  • @tonykristhiofan1113
    @tonykristhiofan1113 4 года назад +35

    I would like to think, that this a child's nightmare. The story goes something like this.
    A child goes to a theme park, he had so much fun he never want to leave. When the day is over and the parents said it's time to go home, the child said he don't want to go home. Reluctantly, the parents drag him back to the car and go home. In the car, the child fall asleep and dream about this theme park. A place where you don't have to leave, a place of eternal fun. The child do what he always wants, to stay in a theme park forever. He rides all the ride, eat from every food stands, buy all the gift and toy he wants. When the night fall, he thought he want to go home because he is tired. But, to his surprise there is no exit. He search everywhere for an exit, he searched all over the park. Eventually, he ask a staff, and the staff told him there is no exit, he is there forever. The child then cry and collapse. Imagining he is trapped and can never go home. The child then wake up and know it was all a dream.

    • @aloserdontsubscribe485
      @aloserdontsubscribe485 4 года назад +4

      I had a ducking stroke reading that but that was cool

    • @spidertiger585
      @spidertiger585 4 года назад

      oh nooo.... you're right

    • @tonykristhiofan1113
      @tonykristhiofan1113 4 года назад +2

      @@aloserdontsubscribe485 yeah, Grammar is not my selling point. I also feel awkward reading it

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that kind of the ending of Monkey Island 2?

    • @d3viLang3LFall3n
      @d3viLang3LFall3n 4 года назад

      Someone should make a movie out of this...

  • @vawkwardbat
    @vawkwardbat 2 года назад +5

    This game was one of my first "proper" games and it was incredible and still is. I just started playing it again :)

  • @MB-eb9ed
    @MB-eb9ed 4 года назад +5

    Spifftopia provides an absolutely amazing experience unlike any other!
    It prides itself as the only park with a roller coaster that sends you straight into the afterlife!
    The best part is you don't ever need to leave, and it's so fun that NOBODY EVER HAS!!!!

  • @400and4
    @400and4 4 года назад +26

    "The best thing about RCT 2 community and RCT community in general is that it's still going"
    That's like saying the best thing about your grandfather is that he's still alive.

    • @trash9378
      @trash9378 3 года назад +2

      Grand pappy isn't doing too hot

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 3 года назад +3

      You'd be surprised how quickly most gaming communities can day. So one still going after 18 years is kinda special.

    • @RecklessInternetting
      @RecklessInternetting 3 года назад

      *Laughs in Age of Empires 2*

    • @Malenrick
      @Malenrick 3 года назад

      If said grandpa was following video game years of life, then 18 years would probably equate to about 600 human years considering games seem to live about 3 years on average. And humans tend to live between 80-100 years give or take a few years.
      So yea, it's impressive grand pappy is still living strong when most humans would definitely be dead by then.

  • @kacookgirl
    @kacookgirl 4 года назад

    I have spent a solid 12-13 hours in an amusement park before...It is just like being trapped in Purgatory. I was part of a program trip with 14 other people, we had no choice but to stay from 10:30 am to 11:30 pm. All we could do was have hope that eventually the trip coordinator would let us get back on the bus at some point. Finally, after the fireworks that we "absolutely had to see" were over, they let us leave the park. I have fond memories of Hershey Park in PA, but my fondest memory was being let back onto the bus to pass out on the way home.

  • @storytellerrex2537
    @storytellerrex2537 4 года назад +6

    1: I've been watching a lot of RCT videos lately and you you instantly do a video on it, that's convenient.
    2: the games beautiful.
    3: I need to play a game like this now thanks
    (edit) 4: always look forward for your content

  • @okomisan2672
    @okomisan2672 4 года назад +15

    This was so much fun and I’m totally not being threatened to say this

  • @FeedEgg
    @FeedEgg 3 года назад +1

    *You are now forced to ride the texas giant forever!* "Holy shit! My spine!" *Horrible screaming noises.*

  • @casualgamer3771
    @casualgamer3771 4 года назад +5

    I am not quite sure yet why I am watching this...
    "this is the most exciting ride ever"
    totally worth it.

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 4 года назад +13

    Spiff says that we’ll be compelled to like the video.
    Me: “Jokes on you, I already liked... wait.”
    I forgot to like the video.
    “OH NO!”

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 4 года назад

      Meanwhile I don't drink tea, and waited to the end of the video to like.