Batman Without Kryptonite
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2023
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Comic: Knight Terrors: The Flash Issue #1-2
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In the Injustice Comic series, Batman faces Superman without Kryptonite, a rarity. This occurs after Batman seeks revenge for Alfred's death, attacking Zsasz. Damian, aligned with Superman's kill-first philosophy, intervenes. A battle ensues between Batman and Damian, leading to Superman's arrival. They debate killing, but Superman throws Batman aside. Batman ingests a pill, granting him a power boost. He then fights Superman on par, a first. Their brawl is interrupted by allies, leading to more chaos. Flash rescues Batman, reevaluating his stance on killing. Batman is saved from the League's wrath, showcasing unique dynamics and character development.
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Batman didn't use his 100 million gadgets, he just used a pill to make his strength be at the same level as Superman, and Superman didn't use his 21 trillion powers. A totally fair battle
The thing is, if Clark wanted to kill Bruce, he would've. In this SAME Comic Series, Superman and Flash slow down time to have a conversation. That convo for them was minutes, but for everyone else, seconds.
Clark still wants Bruce to join him deep down and doesn't want this friend dead.
It was a fair fight. It's not Batman's fault that Kryptonians are dogshit when it comes to actually fighting someone just as strong as them. It's more like Clark after all these years is actually fighting someone fairly
@@Vampire_Bat-true 👍
@@Vampire_Bat-Superman has fighting experience
Writers don’t use it
It’s that simple
@@ccelite3782 exactly
Actually Bruce wasn’t really going to kill Clark, he was bluffing to see if Damian would try to kill Bruce to save Clark- and Damian did throw a baterang so Bruce caught it and dropped Clark
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@@wanderingmercurymarauder761no
Cool
@@wanderingmercurymarauder761🤪
@@erinlouissegamboa1583You are a fucking hero
Batman - Doesn’t kill
Superman - Goes too far
Red Hood - Doesn’t side with neither
Which is why I respect Red Hood
'doesnt side is neither' bro wha-
@@gojoisakitkatfr yeah I noticed the spelling error lol, meant to put with
@@kustomationstudios yeah lol
Red hood: "I only wanted to kill SOME of them"
Flash was one of my favorite character in Injustice next to Alfred.
He's split between siding with the dictator that was his friend and his other friend that wants to overthrow him.
Earlier on (I think in Year One) him and Superman's boys go to Australia to quell a protest and Flash accidentally paralyzes a guy who was one of his biggest fans. Flash then helps him with physical therapy.
He's just a guy who doesn't want to see his friends fight each other.
He was responsible for him being paralysed, he didn’t do the paralysing
I still take a great level of comfort and joy knowing that Alfred beat the living piss out of Injustice Superman in the Bat Cave after he hurt Bruce. His words during that moment are unforgettable. If you know, you know.
There just lucky Injustice superman also dident use any other powers but hand to hand in that beat down he could of disappears and lasered alfred
@@doriankamanzi6874
At last someone who knows superman
@@aliyahsulaiman4695 I think everyone knowes that unless they are broken stronger they only won because superman held back like he always dose
@@doriankamanzi6874 less that he was held back, more that he was so blinded that he thinks very linearly.
not really he was willing to beat bruce and break his spine and kill shazam he definitely was just holding back@@aqueous5099
Flash was the real hero here
yes
Given the context of the fight, both Batman and Superman were just evening the odds. Batman didn't want to kill Superman and Superman knew that, so while Batman didn't go all out by exploiting Superman's weaknesses and simply made himself stronger. Superman returned the favor by only using his strength and not his full range of powers he could have used to kill Batman in an instant. Even while they are at war with each other, the two of them still fight each other with respect after knowing each other for so long.
Some people may call it lazy writing, but keep in mind that Batman not only learned but mastered almost every single practical form of Martial Arts in the world, including some fictional ones that don't exist in real life. Meanwhile, Superman at best only ever read books about such things and never really actually mastered any form of hand to hand combat, instead choosing to rely on his generally unmatched power. Superman is also something of an intellect, but not to the same degree as Batman. As such, it makes perfect sense that on a level playing field Batman would win such a fight.
Its only wank that batman won. Most iterations of superman are depicted as brawlers and not as smart as batman. In the main continuity tho, he processes information on the attosecond, meaning he can read and understand/memorize concepts much faster than bruce realistically should be able to. He also can fight, using said brain power he studied two kyptonian martial arts for a very brief time, but because he is so smart he learned it in a fractions time.
batman is a better detective due to it being a profession reliant on expertise and experience. But when it comes to just learning things, superman should be much much smarter than batman.
@@welp65 he should be though. If he can think on the attosecond he should be able to deduce and learn faster. And his brain can handle more. He’s nearly immortal thus his brain doesn’t decay and he will retain his memories whereas human brains lose memory and function the older you get.
Speedsters in general almost always get heavily nerfed by writers because it's one of the most overpowered abilities otherwise.
There's a scene in The Boys (The live action show) in which a speedster is deliberately threatening a main character with his ability to kill him at any moment through lethal injection faster than he could ever react to. It's a scene that understands exactly why hero speedsters need to be nerfed constantly for them to work in the story.
Otherwise they could solve all the problems before anyone even knew what happened and there'd be no story left to tell. The only enemies that can really stand any kind of a chance against an un-nerfed speedster are other speedsters. Anyone else could be killed or knocked out before they could even blink. Even something like super durability isn't enough because the speedster can just use their speed to find a solution quickly, such as finding a particular vulnerable weak point or using something else in the area to their advantage.
Superman is actually smarter than Batman though
Superman is actually super intelligent. Batman doesn't stand a chance. He's too slow.
Applause to barry, lowkey the innocent child who just wants to do the right thing
"How did you beat Superman?"
Batman: *Senzu Bean*
Batman: NEVER leave the cave without it and the Bat - Credit Card!😉
That’s why Batman doesn’t have super power
Superman: *flies*
@@Nae_exwell I mean yes but, can't Bats fly too??
@@personexistingnot he surely can't
@@Nae_ex but manbat you know. He's a bat but like man. So man but bat and like Bats they can like fly so like bat and man like you know.. you know?
He has a super power its plot armor🤣
Damn, Zsasz got done dirty.💀
he killed Alfred though
He can’t get away with disrespecting my boy Alfred like that
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469 Fun fact: Superman released Zsasz and basically sent him to kill Alfred just to get Batman to kill.
@@Birb56 He was sent by Superman tho so i think we can cut him some slack. Superman is clearly a mad man. Giving a serial killer full power to kill his best friend's father figure for his best friend to join him? That's F'd up.
He’s this smart, but he can’t keep a clown in jail 💀
default xbox 360 pfp looking ass
The clown is also smart like very smart
@JustVarnge, you can’t really blame Batman for not being able to keep joker in jail
It’s more just whoever works in Arkham asylum
Superman could lazer Batman from 100 miles away, but plot armor exists
Mfs when a story requires them to use a 7 gigazillionth of their brain to understand the motives of the characters and the smart dude is smart: Well I do not understand it theirfore pLoT aRmoR
Batman did a stage interactive on Yellow Lantern💀
😂
My thoughts exactly!😅
Me: How did you beat Superman?
Batman: Because I’m Batman
Literally yes
Because im plot armor.
@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265bat armor*
Because he’s basically the main character. There is so many battles that were un-win-able for others but Batman treats it like a walk in the park.
Batman is literally the symbol of indomitable will.
Look, Superman being a dictator in the Injustice comic was completely in the wrong. But that doesn't make Batman in the right. The fact that he wouldn't kill Zsasz is stupid. That's why I just can't be on Batman's side. While I do agree that Superman went way too far, Batman doesn't do enough to protect innocent people. He constantly lets the villains live which ends up hurting and killing innocent civilians in the long run. That's why I'm on Red Hood's side, especially in his ending in Injustice 2. He's in the middle ground. He doesn't like Superman's dictatorship but also doesn't agree with Batman's no-kill rule.
Well... To be fair, Superman was the one who released Zsasz and had him kill Alfred just to prove the "he's too dangerous to be left alive" argument.
Batman of course suspected it was Superman. And if he could get Zsasz to confess, then Clark and his regime would be done. At least in terms of legitimacy, because Superman by that point literally tasked a known and dangerous serial killer to murder Batman's closest family just to get him to kill.
If Batman had been successful in exposing Superman's actions, then it would be game over publicly for the regime.
Honestly it's the fault of Gotham's Justice system I mean don't they have Death Row? Batman beat up these criminals and puts them behind bars where the law should kill them but nah let em live to kill hundreds more
@@Sickle2z2Realistically, in dc, nobody should be able to get out of jail, because most people wouldn’t be stronger enough to deal with all manner of special magic, force fields, etc. they just do for plot. And killing people is wrong, so…
@@Sickle2z2 honestly the biggest point people neglect, batman is a vigulanty not an executioner.
while i do agree there's some cases where they take batmans cool headedness to near sociopathic levels (like not killing joker after he murdered his son, perfectly mirrored by the batman beyond movie having him go for a straight up kill shot at the torture reveal), injustice at least puts fourth an argument as to why batmans ideology is justifyable. not correct again if joker died decades ago he wouldn't have lived long enough to jump start supes blood lust, but it does show how a weak willed individual could become a monster after such an act.
in this case though do agree with the op somewhat, he should have been in kill mode, see the injustice luege and then think it was a set up directing his anger at them, i say somewhat cause that seems to be what happened here just quite a bit muted and without the accusations that he was released on purpose when they'd otherwise just murder a criminal like him.
Isn't sending Zsasz to the chair or living a life sentence enough for you? Killing him by your own hand would just make it easier for him.
Based flash
He is my 2nd fav hero after batman
Mfs be actin' a victim while the clutcher of the team is down 💀
DC has this obsession of putting Batman VS Superman, and making Batman the winner every time. When deep down, we all know what would really happen if they do. Dumb.
Batman without plot Armor:give him all te prep time u want..any menber if justice league will kill him or defeat him 😂
Red pill? Blue pill? Naw man we out here with the green pill.
1:20 I'm gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring!
How Injustice started: Terrorist Clown drugs alien into suffocating his hot wife
How Civil War started: Blue American guy disagrees with Billionaire
Very Stupid comment
Exactly
This was the only time that Batman ever beat Superman in a fight in Injustice 1 comic; meanwhile he lost to Superman in every other encounters even with the green pills and even with the fight coming down to hand-to-hand combat only.
Man how long is the injustice storyline even gonna last 💀
This issue is from 2013 and takes place before the game. I don’t think there’s an active continuation at the momment.
@@cnarylmaz998 didn't injustice superman meet the new superman? The one that took down ultra man
Yeah it's goofy the writing is pure booty cheeks for every charaacter.
@@epic-17 I wouldn’t count that as a continuation to the injustice storline as a whole, it’s just that version of Superman making an appearance on an another story.
TDKR Batman sometimes makes appearances in anniversary comics but i wouldn’t count those as continuations. Then again i might be proven wrong in the future, we’ll see what they do with that Superman story.
@@cnarylmaz998 what's tdkr?
"Strong pill"
Lmao, these writers literally write in anything to make a story.
So a power pill is where you draw the line? Out of all things?
For real. No explanations.
@@Choculula There is a difference between science fiction and straight ass fking science.
If you can't get it, by just reading the sheer stupidity of the concept, nobody can explain you my man.
@@Chocululathink he was talking about how dumb the name sounds
That not the name it was the same pill Alfred use to beat Superman ass the pill has kryptonite in it
Batman doing chiropractor therapy on superman
Then suddenly, superman just uses one of his other abilities, like flying up and just lasering Bats. Even with a pill, if there is no strong magic involved, a human can't just get stronger and tank hits that would split mountains. Man, I really wish they would at least try to make this interesting.
That pill was created with kryptonian and Luthor technology to grant the physical abilities from a kryptonian to a normal being, which mean streght, speed and stamina, and was created by Superman in order to make an army of super soldiers for his new regime. Batman just stole it and use it on himself.
How is Clark laser sniping Bruce more interesting?
@@rileydavidson180It's almost like that would force the writers to get creative
@@rileydavidson180same way butman manage to beat JL with his lame plot armor and his fans start meatriding on those lame stories
@@araizashraflike superman being op and meatriding his stories😂😂😂 makes superman just as lame
The one time I piss myself as the presence of Batman😭😭
i might need a part 2 ngl
What I got out of this is that my man the flash is a real one.
Batman the GOAT
Injustice jumpings are UNREAL
Did you just call us pimples?......Subscribed.
They need to give Batman at least invulnerability and super strength and speed
Superman could literally fly batboy to space and kill him with no oxygen
all batman needs is his red sun gadgets or his rip off hulkbuster
Ah, injustice aka infinite batwank
barry is just trying to keep everyone alive
It Feels So Good To See Injustice Superman's Ass Get Beaten😂
3:17 how did this dude knew that I was covered in pimples💀
“Kill him, Bruce it’s the right thing to do”
Five minutes later in a neck hold
“Remember, you’re one rule, Bruce no killing!”
Batman’s greatest power is the plot
@superamazinman 🤦♂️
His greatest weapon is his mind, as long as you give him enough time to prepare he can take down almost anyone. So honestly if a new villain wants to defeat the justice league and conquer earth they should take down batman first
Damn i really gotta reread Injustice
"which resulted in alfred's very young death"
man he didnt even reach age 500 how could someone do that???
batman could do it with enough Big Bat Energy.
Flash did came in clutch 💀
1:37 this pill is kryptonite...
Batman was just walking MENACING
That's the thing. Take away Supermans powers and he's just an average man, take away Batman's gadgets and suit and he'll still cripple your arse. Put Batman on equal footing and he'd turn Superman into a stain if he wanted.
Batman went blow for blow instead of using martial arts
In the end even this is still batman using about 80% of his plot armour since superman decided I won't use my other powers in the end it's always the same batman can not beat a superman who tries
Whats with the shame muzzle
So to be blunt, he took a steroid.
i dont even believe anyone could make any pill that gives out superman's full strength he just tactically picked him apart like the mofo could lift entire cities, move faster than sound but to batman's ridiculously trained eyes he moves like an armature that relies on strength hence readable
When batman pots strength 2
Batman the darkest knight actually killed every Superman from every earth without kryptonite
At this point Batman needs the Spiderman comic writers to do a comic on him. Yeah, it’s that bad
I think that's the unique thing about Batman. He's the only ordinary person in the Justice League yet he is the most respected by his colleagues and is feared by villains. The reason for this is bc Batman is is almost a genius and is always full of secrets and surprises. No one knows what he's thinking or what secrets he hides. Not to mention he's always 10 steps ahead of everyone. Believe it or not, him not having powers is his actually his greatest strength. He has to rely on his intelligence to create things so he an ordinary human being can either be on the same level as people with powers or subdue those with powers.
Honestly no need to kill if you don’t have to.
Superman always holds back.
Are these plots written by children?
Batman takes a pill! I’m strong as Superman! 🤣🤣🤣 🙄🙄🙄
Injustice was always trash, Kingdom Come is a way better version of this concept
Injustice comics are wild💀
What issue #?
Basically batman stole goku's senzu bean to whoop superman's ass
All superman had to do was fly
Batman comes off weird... Alfred just died and he mutters one-liners such as "saved one for a rainy day"
SAYS YOU
???
Batman's punch is weaker than gas station toilet paper? I don't know, are you willing to back that up by letting him punch you?
I know the middle ground is the most popular stance, but don't forget that Superman hired Zsasz-- a known serial killer-- to interrogate Alfred, the butler of Zsasz's greatest rival.
Batman's no-kill rule isn't ideal, but Superman actively hiring psychos to terrorize others is objectively worse.
The man could shatter any bone in your body with a punch what you mean weak as toilet paper
Batman haters still gonna hate and scream “plot armor”
Dont even think Superman could hit Batman if they were evenly matched in combat.
So Batman took compound V to even the odds against Supes.
Sounds about right.
Let's be real, everyone here would be like Flash. Thinking in the beginning that killing criminals and what not would solve everything and then realize how wrong we are and make the change of mind like he did here. Flash is morally the most realistic super hero in DC.
Wouldn’t failsafe come out?
Batman could of achieve powers beyond but he chooses a pill💀
So batman would kill his bestfriend clark but not kill the psychopath killer who killed more than a hundred people (one of his victims being alfred)......makes a lot of sense
Superman released Zsasz from jail and basically sent him to kill Alfred. Batman suspected that so he was more pissed at Clark than Zsasz.
Batman: I can kill Superman and end years of fighting
Also Batman: No, Joker. I won’t kill you. Even after all the men, women, and Robins you killed.
he never was going to kill superman btw
@@kureeta60 I figured, but it was still funny to me
There's an animation showing how Joker would realistically be sent to the chair or sentenced to death lol. That's literally what would happen if Batman ever bothered to fix the justice system of Gotham. Plus he's the best detective in DC, Joker has no possible way to get away with it in the court.
@@damsen978How the fuck would Batman fix the justice system? He's a vigilante, not a politician.
As Bruce Wayne... @@SirDankleberry
What's with the mask ?
I have a lot of issues with DC as a whole but one of the problems is that so many writers gave Superman too many powers so everyone now applies tha logic to every Superman iteration. Another is the writers making Batman do things no one agrees with like his no killing rule which I personally don't mind since it is NOT Batman's job to kill villains but then the writers have Batman intentionally leaving Superman to be killed by some villain oe something because "Batman is paranoid abourvhis power" or something.
I miss the versions of Batman from Brave and the Bold and DC Justice League because there he felt like a human being with his morals that he didn't push onto others all the time or just come off as asshole behavior.
Back to Superman, the writers made him to strong so making him lose to a (damn near super) human with gadgets feels like a cop out.
I will also say that I was completely okay with Superman killing the Joker, everything afterwards on the other hand was way over the line.
I also prefer stories where Batman and Superman are like brothers rather than at each others throats
i was like "Kill him , Bruce and end the regime" and is that supposed to be Superman who does not hold back?
batman didn't used kryptonite to beat clark he used steroids
Tf you mean Batman is jacked and would woop your ass and Mime with one swing
Every batman fans dream
W batman like always
so basically this version's superman never goes to get sun and is basically weaker than other versions
Basically if batman did steroids
Instead of going through the trouble of hiding your face just do a voice over😂😂😂
Ironically, that’s exactly what I do 😉
@@idoknownothing8209for some parts yes, but the parts where you show yourself isn't a voice over. Which normally I don't care what RUclipsrs do either way but why show yourself just to not show yourself?
Batman winning makes sense.
Injustice has mid portrayal of Supes brah. He literally mentioned how he could onetap and blitz Bruce but he just ALLOWS him to win for the sake of being a good friend.
Batman is the goat the goat!
With best martial arts experience, fighting supes should have been easy for batman.
Batman one because he is good in hand to hand combat unlike superman who never learned anything cause he was already strong
Honestly, in a fair strength fight, batman would def win as superman relies on his strength to beat enemies with no real combat training
common flash W
Was Alfred really dead?
Victor Zsasz devsered being knocked by batman and being despawned by damian for killing the chad alfred. FOR ALFRED
why is WW an actual bloodthirsty warlord in Injustice?
She have so much moral and all the sudden she became an entirely different person, manipulative and impulsive.
She was always like that in injustice just more tame pre-nuke
Steven trevor, the one who showed her the good in the world of man, was a nazi and betrayed her in injustice
In the animated feature, Superman went down this path and WonderWoman basically high fived and asked for a job.
i despise how dc is always trying to make superman be evil. injustice literally did his entire character injustice. superman is supposed to be the good guy. a hero. hes supposed to represent the fact that just because someone has the power to destroy the world doesnt mean they will. dc turned it completely around and turned what was supposed to be proof that superman was a good guy (the fact that he had so much power but still did good with it) and turned him into a monster
Did Clark seriously try to go into hand to hand combat with a dude who has mastered every martial art and fighting style and who just took a pill to become stronger??