A Virtual Date with Brandon Rogers
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024
- Look, I can't date all of you, ok? So just watch this video instead, and please PLEASE... try to contain your orgasms.
www.eliasandtheerror.com
Song: "As I Was Going to St. Clair"
by ELIAS AND THE ERROR
Cinematographer: David Espinoza
Didn't he technically kiss my eyeballs?..
Deanna Watson-Brown i thought the same thing 😂
based on how this video went, would that even be weird?
Now I have the image of eyes is someone’s mouth
*...EVEN BETTER*
Its that z shit
Wait, didn’t he technically do all this with his camera man? I HEAR THE FANFICTION ROLLING
Nuuuu I'm not making that on wattpad nuuuuu
a 20% phone I might 🤣
I dont know, those look like lady's legs to me. I've been inbetween a few pairs in my day
@@JaneDoe-gu5sb yeah but like the hands look like man's hands
@@bean4395 Maybe they switch? OR the cameraman just has some real feminine legs
"Ya still wanna date me?"
He forgot the people who watch his videos are all crazy
I know everyone said yes.
Yea
YEP LOL
AGREED
I could hear everyone saying yes the minute he said that
“Y’all still wanna date me?”
Was... was that supposed to discourage us?
Yeah that was hot lol
@@VoidKing666 agreed
I agree
Lol it killed me at the part, "I'm going to pretend your 18"
Yay I will die Yung happyness finally came for me
hollybell 1146 I mean he kinda has to with me lol
congrats im your 1k subscriber
No it killed you later when they stabbed ya
.........*you're
"You still want to date me, you-"
Oh Brandon, I think you underestimate everyone of your fans.
Lol for real tho
Exactly
He's gay
@@ftanthony so am I
REAL
“I’m gonna pretend you’re 18 and take you on the best date you ever had”
Jokes on you, I am 18
Same
Lol brandon im like five or something
grungebob jokes on u, ur probably ten! Yay
Angel Pupz I mean I was 13 when I first saw this video so pretty close lol
You weren't when this came out though, and let's face it, you won't be 18 for long
The first half of this was actually pretty wholesome
Even with the murder and cannibalism that’s still the most affectionate date I've ever been on... so yes Brandon I AM sick
I think everyone here is a bit sick, and maybe not 18. Lol
And necrophilia too
@@shedevil5724 I’m 17, does that count?
That's the only date I have been on.
ROGERINAAA
"You still wanna date me? You sick piece of shi-"
*Yes*
Sky Sky I literally answered him out loud that’s how much I meant it
Elisa Bayona haha me too
Same
@@pumpkinpie7096 Me too😂
Same
I thought this was kinda cute at first but I mean cmon its Brandon Rogers what do you expect
.
.
Meme Queen yeah
The fuck you mean? This vid is cute, and will always be.
.
Me, a lesbian:
Him, a gay man:
Us: Well... This is awkward.
extraordinary awkward
me, the camera ( aka, aroace and unfeeling ) : *...yes.*
SAME
My bi energy cannot contain this
me: *PANik*
So Brandon... How does it feel to make out with a camera?
Very strange
very strange...
We've all done it, don't lie
oops. a virgin here
bich i lost a lung.
Memaymoo um.....no.
this gives off mad "don't threaten me with a good time" vibes
he does KINDA look like Brendon urie
its the hair
Yesss
YES.
Haha yess 😂
I never really saw how attractive he was until this video.
Literally same
Not just me 😅
fuck yeah man. he is actually very attractive
Same lmfao
Especially after he killed us. 😩
i think the most concerning thing is that i genuinely have feelings for this man😭
Same, and hes 34💀
@@bobdebouwer128doesnt matter still love him 💀
@@itzKimGames agreed
Amen, and I'm a minor and he's gay 💀💀💀
ME FR😭
Camera: *pans down to bleeding abdomen*
Me: honey I'm not that thin
😂😂 i cant
"so u think im SKINEEEEEYYYYYYY let me have my moment let me have my MOMENT let me have my moment, thank you." energy
Pretending to be skinny is the only fun part of the date. I think I'd be more active defending myself than just standing there watching myself getting stabbed.
Me: honey my chest is too big to see my abdomen past ;-;
I remember This one time I saw a robbery happening at my local Safeway
Tbh thats the healthiest relationship I've ever been in
Memes R Us 😂😂😂
Memes R Us IM FUCKING DEAD
SAME BOI
That is true.
Wow I'm the thousandth like on this XD
brandon rogers went from damnnnnn to what in the actual fuck happened
Brianna Fleming hes still attractive biotch
He's hot asf 😩
Still cute though
Brianna Fleming yeah I don't want to have sex with my girlfriend now after I saw this
Brianna Fleming tf just happened
“I’m gonna pretend you’re 18”
This hits different when you realize this video came out when you were 10
STOP
Holy shit, I was 12 when this video came out
I was 11 😅
i was 3
@@VanNessy97 I am 12 and I'm watching this just saying I was more interested in the canbalism part-🥰💗✨
I just knew things would make a weird turn in this video
isn't that all his vids lol Brandon is to creative I love he's to funny
Why because of the creepy ass music or because its just brandon rogers
didn't we all XDD
Same
The Smart Cookie ...
This is the only reason I bought VR goggles.
Same to be honest.
Intelligent
Thith ith the only reathon I bought vr goggleth thaaaaaaam
Same. Fucking worth it
Epicdrawer4life
No!!!!!!!!
*I like the part where I died*
Justin The Gaming Gem Same dude
Meeeee
Justin The Gaming Gem i liked the part when we get married
im jealous
Justin The Gaming Gem XD
This has such Panic! At The Disco "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" vibes, I love it
Knowing Brandon Rogers.... There's always some unexpected parts
Lucy Lacemaker you are god damn right
Yep
Ikr
Nobody:
Brandon Rodger’s Camera: 💋👄💄💦💧
Yes
Holy crap I just got to that point
@@Alexa-mr4jn Damn you're right
_Can we take a moment to appreciate that the person who is our supposed point of view is a guy?_
@SLAYQUEENS_1130061717 he is! both the camera man and Brandon are but they're just friends
Legs and hand loomed female till the end
those are clearly davids hands, jeans and feet. bare legs however, are a different story.
Brandon is gay irl too!
And he's gay
Watching this in 2024 is.. certainly a trip I must say
Hey Drake! I hear you like them young!
Him: "I'm gonna pretend you're 18 and take you on a date."
Me: "HE KNOWS!"
Lmao
Same
He’s all knowing
I laughed so hard at that part😂
Yup, u have gatcha life profile picture so your probably 7
“I’m gonna pretend you’re 18 and take you on the best date you’ve ever had” excuse me sir😂😂😂
+Napoleon Bonaparte not necessarily as he might be a foreigner trying to learn english.
There, that easy to fix. And also, most adults make the mistake of your and you’re just so we’re clear.
Madison Brignac hahhahahahasaha
I'm a ten year old Filipino kid ho would kill anyone for all I care
Madison Brignac /
Is it sad that this is the only date I've been on?
TokyoCheeseGrater nope! Same for me too
TokyoCheeseGrater same with me
TokyoCheeseGrater same that's why I insult people
TokyoCheeseGrater same
TokyoCheeseGrater same 😂
Brandon:”still wanna date me?”
Me: um forgot date heck let’s get married
Such an underrated comment. I laughed so much at this 😂
Crazy 😂
I wonder how the camera guy felt after all that
The cameraman is actually Diesel from angry office!!
Daniel Tolley from the structure of the hand it's not a girl's....
lmao
Gamer-chan Jesty dead
Never Hills hahahaha
In the intro he said “I decided to make this video to kill all you birds with one stone” hinting that he was gonna kill us
TheYunikōnLyfe ....wow
No. He said “I’m going to kill all your birds with one stone”. It’s a saying.
Minty Vines a metaphor
Yesssss ur profile picture👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Never thought of it that way😂😂
Damn I’ve got some amazing thighs 😏
I know i got thigh gap!
Who wants a thigh gap?? I’m proud of my no thigh gap
Aiden Hayes
PLUS ULTRA
Saaayymmme
Forealll
Can't believe this was 7 years ago, and i still want the second date
we're very dead there is no second date
Okay but if I filmed this I would be giggling so much
Faith my name is Faith
That’s my name aswell
His name is my name too!
1000th like
same
Nobody :
Literally no one:
Not a single soul on this universe :
Brandon: *making out with a camera *
Soph Lmao idk the camera man is actually gay and so is Brandon do it works out. It was shot by his friend David July which is his insta name, and Brandon came out in a podcast
Just when I thought I couldn't get any gayer, thanks Brandon
same
Lol
Same
I'm already gay
Yep
2:10 really reminds me of the couple from the normal British series
Everything connected..
honestly pretty good date 7/10
gomi. Is say 10/10
Would recommend
I was the 420th person to like this comment I am proud of myself
I say 10000000/10
Fuck u that was a ten out of ten mufuckin date bro
"Im gonna pretend you're 18" good idea I will do the same , heh
emilyvos I’m under 13
@@gamerjellypaws7717 guess for you counts the same then
Ye. Im just gonna pretend im eighteen too
Annu and I'm gonna pretend I'm white
Annu same
Annu pfffff totally not 15 pffff
LpsMaddiecat I'm totes not 5 years old lollolol
Annu same
1:24
the camera guy: I BETTER BE GETTING A RAISE AFTER THIS-
Oh you gentlemen.
That salty Peach lmao
And your love story ended with him being a cannibal😂🤣🤣
That salty Peach 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑❤️💓💜💕💖🖤💛💚💙💗❣️💟💞💝
Best Night out
Not My problem he’s gay
2:26
I can physically feel the fangirls screaming across the globe:
*_Y E S_*
gay fanboys: Y E S
U mean me screaming
【Mellifluous Roses】 hey it’s me
You mean 2:23
OMGG YEAAS and he's still hot
First kiss, First time, First murder! WOW best date ever!!!
Terrazas549 I know right?!?
Ikr!
Terrazas549 I KNOW RIGHT
Terrazas549 lol nive
Ikr
The “Im gonna pretend you’re 18” line hits WAAYYY different when you’re 24 😂
best date I've ever had
Only date I've ever had
relatable wow
Myrka Robles same
Myrka Robles same XD
Myrka Robles Same...
Brandon: still wanna date me
Everyone: BITCH YES
SAMMMEEE
He ate us inside and out WOW
YAS
What the fuck no he didn't even turn off the camera. If you're going to kill someone hide the evidence.
Haley Loyd 100000% fuck yes
Brandon: *wines, dines, then proceeds to brutalise me*
Brandon: So, you still wanna date me?
Me: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
When you're from another country, so not only you get a date with Brandon, but also a trip in the USA...
Yeah well, and get murdered, but it can happen a couple of times right?
Love. It.
SofiaDM
Here’s an emoji because I don’t wanna ruin the 420. 👍
Okay this had his usual plot twist but the first part was the cutest thing ever
IKR
Ikr
tru
+Melody Lam i looked up if he was a while ago and the internet says hes not but idk
Was the person he was doing the "you know what" a boy or girl?!
"I'm gonna pretend you're 18 and take you on the best date you've ever had." Lmao
Also he's the guy that would turn me straight.
That was the best date I have ever had probably because that was the 1st date I've ever been on ☺🙂😐😑😶😂😢😭
#DEAD😂😂😂
Jeremy Heere it was the second date I've been on the other was with markiploer
Im only 11
F
Tajhay Banks me too
little did we know that this would be relevant in the 2020s
After rewatching this about a million times I realized Brandon said in the beginning he was young to kill all of us with one stone and I'm the end we get murdered
Very punny
Killing 2 birds with 1 stone means multitasking. Therefore, it means he will kill all of the birds with 1 stoney
yeah but you know, play on words? also, FORESHADOWING
Truee
the 12 year old creepypasta fangirls would still want to date u
+Ghost boo I can't believe that's a thing...
Omg I laughed to hard at that comment.
Why am I laughing so hard at this
+Ghost boo i was ten when I liked creepypasta but one of my old firends like them when we where 12 and thats why i stoped hanging out with her + she made out with one of my best firends who was also a girl and I got pissed off and told them they where sick not for being les but for making out and now the other day {we are 15 now there still together} and me and my firends had a free period they did to and me and firends went to taco bell because it was down the road and when we got there they where of course making out and i told my firends about there story and they wanted to talk so we did and they told told us they are having sex so we asked since when and they said when we first made out and I was like OMG and when we where walking back to school they skiped to who knows what and I told my firends just know me and those girls we dont talk anymore...
+basket naps IT'S OK TO BE GAY
LETS REJOICE WITH THE BOYS
IN THE GAYYY WAYYYY
Well.... I guess you can say he did eat you out at the ending
Echt he?
😂
^lol
HAHAHA 😂😂
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YES
I watched this at 13. I'm back at it at 16 and my answer of yes hasn't changed
I watched this at 13 and have come back at 19 and honestly same
" you still wanna date me"
Me: yeah sure... seems like fun
a c ok me
Welp I used to be gay buuuut after seeing this I'ma just go back to being straight
Brandon: *smiles at camera while on sand*
Also Brandon: *sneezes because of sand and looks at sand with disgust*
Wow, okay, I relate-
A whole new meaning to getting eaten out 😂
cringe 47 PFFF your name! it says cringe but that made me do the opposite of cringe LOL
666 likes👍
999 likes 👍
That smile at the end always gets me
ah, back when everyone thought he was straight
Good times...
i think he's bi?
Nikiforos nah he said in a podcast he is gay.
@@zoembiez which one?
@@vzimmz69 271st episode of the drinkin bros
When a virtual date is more romantic than your love life...
Mainly because you don't have one.
Same
This hit me in an emotional place I never thought I even had
God...i feel that
yeah uh
very romantic
Bold of you to assume
Video- "Im gonna pretend your 18 and take you on the best date ever".
Me-😂😂😂😂
you're*
Best date you ever had*
You're not funny
i know and i'm like I'm actually 18 lmaooo
This genuinely made me feel like a very special girl, thank you brandon for brightening my day yet again ☺️☺️☺️
The only thing I'm wondering who the fuck did he make this video with
the CDSHOW Ikr
Candy River I think that's part of the joke but idk
the CDSHOW the cinematographer was David Espinoza
*casually puts on virtual reality thing*
ANIMATICX Hamilton same 😂😂😂😂 btw love the icon ! Yuri on ice is the shit I swear
Mystical Day thanks
ANIMATICX Hamilton Fucking same 😂
ANIMATICX Hamilton I have a real SAMSUNG one
ANIMATICX Hamilton true doe
I don't want to date you anymore....
I want to marry you.
Me too
Meeee
Same
Same
Literally same
This video introduced me to Elias and the Error and I forever can't listen to the song without thinking of this video, and I love that
Elias and the error is a god
Brandon: “So do you still wanna date me?”
Me: “Yes.”
You sick piece of shi-
Yeeeeeeeeeeees
It’s kinda hot tbh
Omg fuck yes
A shit same ;¬;
Wow, a date AND I get to die?
Relatable
best experience.
SAME
PERFECT!
ToasterBomb win win for everyone
Him: I'm gonna pretend like your 18
The few people who are actually adults: 👁️👄👁️
I'm 50, so he would need some prescription contact lenses for his blurry vision.
after all these years i’m finally 18 XD
My question why not 21 since that’s the age of consent
@@stickthelanding4785 Well in America the age of consent vary from 16,17, and 18. The legal drinking age is 21 in America.
Sir... I'm thirteen years old.
A decade later and I'm still listening to Elias and the Error thanks to this video lol
Thank you, Brandon for pretending i'm 18 and taking me on the best date i've ever had
***** Lovely
lol
***** Nice profile
didn't you die
A chick stabbed me.
O: My first kiss!
And first time getting murdered...
Same here on the kiss part. :)
Summer nice
Just be glad there wont be a second
Summer oh it was my 10 hundred and first
Summer 600th like on your comment your welcome
I love how he wrote the sign that said RUN!!!
This is THE BEST response to simping that I’ve ever seen
Binge watching his videos. Why is this the video where I realized he's actually attractive... something is wrong haha
Omg same!!! Before he seemed normal to me but I think it's because of the cute parts where he actually made a cute face
Omg sammme
+PrettyGirlRock1115 trueeee
me
same
"I'm gonna pretend you're 18"
Me: HOW DID HE KNOW
s u m m y s e e y a me too...goodneds
Sbsbsb sAme
Sierra Nathu We are everywhere. But I'm not a extreme army like before tho.
Holy shEt fucking Army's are everywhere, our fandom is le best lmao!
Im the 69th like
Ngl even with the ending it’s better than any date I’ve ever been on
Because I’ve never been on a date.
I’ve been single my entire life. Help.
Same but I'm ok with it😐😐
You’re prob like 14
bayleigh same fam. Same
Lets change that ;;))
/s
Love your profile pic💖💖😆
I love coming back to this video at least once a year reminds me of good and sad times
I’m straight but God if anyone is as sweet, lovable and charming as this man here, I’d be the luckiest in the world. Hope you guys find your “Brandon”!
Jurassic Productions
That murders and eats me then rapes me? I hope too
Cannibalism and necrophillia, a twofer! 👍
Hi is min❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@kaylanasok1508 min? Lol
Same
That escalated quickly and took a dark turn
Okay but imagine dating Brandon... god what a dream..
Did you watch the video
Your guts are gone my dood
@@wolfyx100lol
Ummm no not a dream
It would actually be really fun
I totally forgot this existed! Ty for inadvertently cheering me up Branbran 😘
Legend has it that the person in the elevator is still there.....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
oop
"do you still want to date m-"
"marry me"
YES
EXACTLY KDHCJSBD there's something wrong with me XD
lol
HAHAHA SAME!!! 😂😂😂😂💀💀
lol same
it must be so awkward for the camera man
LAUGH OUT LOUD LOL I think it was a camera girl
+Ted Mosby *was a guy
+Ted Mosby ooh nvm I read wrong
I'm not sure if it was a girl the hands and feet look like a mans
LAUGH OUT LOUD LOL o
Its been yrs. Im 23 now
Still watching this
gotta be honest, i actually liked this
meme meme same
Me too
Your profile makes me depressed lol
meme meme me too
meme meme same
This is the most human interaction I’ve ever had.
who still wants to date him after seeing this video
Kenya Harris meeee
Me. I must have issues lol
me
Me too
Me
I remember watching this back when I was a middle schooler, I'm a college student now and this still remains one of my favorite Brandon Rogers vids😂😂
Who else just likes him even more now 😂
Lol yup. I don’t have those kind of feeling towards him, but comedy wise oh hell yeah.
Mikugoddess haha yeah his comedy is on point 😂
I wasn’t simping before I watched this
I sure am now
🥺🤌
Yep 😂😍
I still wanna date you. That looks like more fun than i've ever had in my life.
honestly? me too.
Free World Natural Beauty me too😂
Free World Natural Beauty Wow
Getting murdered? Ok..
Same
I don't know if it's just me, but I always found Brandon attractive.
Me too, I'm really young.. shhh
SAME
Sameeee
Yes.
Ohno yeah he’s absolutely attractive...
the girl in this video is quite cute herself too, not gonna lie...
“i’m gonna pretend you’re 18” when i am 🤣
*stabs girl*
*pulls knife out with no blood on it*
stainless steel
godd damn
The Noob's Wrath I love how your reply has more lives than the actual comment.
The Noob's Wrath LIKES, God
Mia Radi