Sam does HOLLYWOOD (OFFENSIVE)

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  • @elizabethrose3187
    @elizabethrose3187 5 лет назад +10515

    I love the lady who was cheering on Sam's celebrity body. Everyone needs a hype man like her.

  • @stannctorbeasquare
    @stannctorbeasquare 5 лет назад +3544

    When he just went up to that guy and told him he looked gay, I died

    • @fatmarley6750
      @fatmarley6750 4 года назад +26

      Ya Boi eat your cereal

    • @michaelstrunk4804
      @michaelstrunk4804 3 года назад +17

      Part of a balance breakfast and it says your gay :D

    • @djbrandon5016
      @djbrandon5016 3 года назад +10

      “Ethcuthe Me Mister I don’t mean to alarm you but you look a little GAY”😂😂😂

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 года назад +32

      I would have been so honored if Brandon said I looked gay.

    • @scharb
      @scharb 3 года назад

      You can tell how straight he is because he let go immediately

  • @rae2732
    @rae2732 8 лет назад +3507

    DONNAS COMMERCIAL. I LOST IT

    • @sleepingwiththeveil5250
      @sleepingwiththeveil5250 8 лет назад +6

      Rae Zap 😂😂 same

    • @PlonkapplePrequel
      @PlonkapplePrequel 8 лет назад +48

      Rae Zaps I just realized Chronic Orgasms are an actual medical condition. Called PGAD or Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. O.O

    • @gogo-qz3vt
      @gogo-qz3vt 8 лет назад +23

      DerpsMcPineapple DONT GET CLOSE TO THE ORANGES!!!!!!!

    • @foolio813
      @foolio813 7 лет назад +1

      Agreed!! It gives me life

    • @kidshawn1
      @kidshawn1 7 лет назад +44

      Rae Zaps now I can finally ride the bus with children.

  • @Kitnighty
    @Kitnighty 4 года назад +1291

    "This video is unavailable on this device."
    It's a computer, how much more power does RUclips need to capture Sam on video.

    • @Adamm-zr2xt
      @Adamm-zr2xt 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 года назад +21

      He has become too powerful Sam has ascended beyond godhood and RUclips knows it

    • @tiffany-chan1235
      @tiffany-chan1235 3 года назад +2

      Kitnighty Same, also the Icon is friggin amazing

    • @thegameroftheyear4751
      @thegameroftheyear4751 3 года назад +1

      An iphone 8 ig cause thats what im using

    • @thegameroftheyear4751
      @thegameroftheyear4751 3 года назад +1

      Also what i said was a joke so dont take it seriously

  • @FainterStreak
    @FainterStreak 8 лет назад +4684

    I lost it when the Scrabble words said "Ima Cop"

  • @paperman876
    @paperman876 8 лет назад +2336

    "Ive been sitting here so god damn long my tits are starting to fossilize" I am deceased

    • @notcelioo
      @notcelioo 8 лет назад +44

      "Where have you been!? I've been here so long i went through menopause... Again!"

    • @leeduu
      @leeduu 8 лет назад +3

      My favourite part! 😂👍

    • @greed.official0.0
      @greed.official0.0 8 лет назад

      I'm dead

    • @erinlengden8645
      @erinlengden8645 8 лет назад

      +XxNW73xX I can't breath

    • @Sanctoh
      @Sanctoh 8 лет назад

      Is kill

  • @ProsyMe
    @ProsyMe 6 лет назад +7699

    Damn that comedy club scene gave me a mini cringe heartattack

  • @jackjones4196
    @jackjones4196 4 года назад +524

    Donna's acting career is expanding I'm so proud of her

  • @apollo1939
    @apollo1939 6 лет назад +3007

    "Now I can finally ride buses with children!"

    • @tuckergf3000
      @tuckergf3000 5 лет назад +30

      Jared from subway says that to himself but it's not gonna ever come true

    • @jellydoggy4592
      @jellydoggy4592 3 года назад +5

      OK Ruby

    • @jellydoggy4592
      @jellydoggy4592 3 года назад +4

      BTW where is sapphire

  • @samuelmurrill7438
    @samuelmurrill7438 5 лет назад +3391

    6:07 "If I'm gonna distract you with a video, Im up to something"
    Wait... what is Brandon up to?

    • @maxies4090
      @maxies4090 5 лет назад +85

      I just realized he did that

    • @batmanisthecool3st
      @batmanisthecool3st 5 лет назад +65

      IT HELLUVA BOSS THAT HE WAS DOING FOR ALL OF THESE VIDEOS AS A DISTRACTION!

    • @horvathtunde3026
      @horvathtunde3026 5 лет назад +17

      i think it was sam & stuff and blame the hero 😳😳

    • @gabeyoung9828
      @gabeyoung9828 4 года назад +4

      🍼😂💦🐩🔨🤯🤔😦😨😐😨🤔😝😶😴🥴🤐😬🙃🙄😭🙃😯😱😐🙃🙃😦🤬🤔😕😗😏😖😨🧐😟😗😟🤯😗😖🤩🥳🧐🤯🙃🙃😖🙃😟😐🙃😢🙂🙃🙃😧😣😱🙃

    • @kokonuts6651
      @kokonuts6651 4 года назад +7

      Brandon distracts us for a living

  • @rocketraccoonsleftwhisker3898
    @rocketraccoonsleftwhisker3898 5 лет назад +11224

    Sam: *is against gay people*
    Also Sam: *asks Sugar Lips the MAN for a kiss*

    • @mrheebee_jeebees2432
      @mrheebee_jeebees2432 5 лет назад +396

      He's a very confused boy

    • @jmartin5544
      @jmartin5544 5 лет назад +170

      That clip was probably meant less for plot and more for showing Brandon out in public acting goofy

    • @str9306
      @str9306 5 лет назад +67

      Joshua Martin you know what didn’t surprise me is that Brandon is actually gay

    • @vinboi8053
      @vinboi8053 5 лет назад +51

      It's the irony

    • @greekgamergoddessgalaxy
      @greekgamergoddessgalaxy 5 лет назад +60

      Sam's in denial that he's gay

  • @jaydenzhang7103
    @jaydenzhang7103 5 лет назад +874

    I just realized that the gun was a nerf gun, just spray painted black.

    • @seawolfdog8472
      @seawolfdog8472 4 года назад +16

      I have that nerf gun also in the vid the trigger isn't down

    • @THEGamer-be2dd
      @THEGamer-be2dd 4 года назад +17

      I got it too, its called the doublestrike and tbh its a pretty solid blaster

  • @syncergardner7041
    @syncergardner7041 6 лет назад +7852

    I wish I had his confidence to do stuff like this in public’s

  • @arcadestickgaming6601
    @arcadestickgaming6601 8 лет назад +7256

    Brandon has the biggest balls to go out in public and do this funny ass shit

    • @betdee2873
      @betdee2873 7 лет назад +51

      Naruto Uzumaki Ikr

    • @odellbaughcumjr5674
      @odellbaughcumjr5674 7 лет назад +181

      Naruto Uzumaki Yeah, him and also FilthyFrank.

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 7 лет назад +81

      Naruto Uzumaki he has no shame whatsoever & I love him for it

    • @uwotm8634
      @uwotm8634 7 лет назад +19

      Sianboss Studios then the Internet doesn't like you

    • @damonrobinson569
      @damonrobinson569 7 лет назад +2

      Naruto Uzumaki 999th like

  • @retheply8092
    @retheply8092 7 лет назад +4810

    "Uh how old are you misters?"
    "Umm... Six..."
    "And you already have a baby you should be ashamed of yourselves"
    I'm dead

    • @ffs2410
      @ffs2410 7 лет назад +19

      retheply KPOPERRRRZZZZ

    • @sisselilja7881
      @sisselilja7881 7 лет назад +9

      retheply og

    • @allanr.8751
      @allanr.8751 7 лет назад +3

      same

    • @monstergirlinc8707
      @monstergirlinc8707 7 лет назад +57

      Imagine those kids stumble across this video several years later, when their old enough where that joke doesn't go right over their heads.

    • @sooshfx
      @sooshfx 7 лет назад +2

      Me too

  • @fetuz6764
    @fetuz6764 4 года назад +4814

    Only og's know what was cut out of the scrabble part

    • @minaashido7914
      @minaashido7914 4 года назад +82

      Yepp

    • @echolynn13
      @echolynn13 4 года назад +139

      Yeah I realized that :/

    • @stnkbug7533
      @stnkbug7533 4 года назад +251

      lol I had to rush right down to the comments to make sure I wasn't crazy

    • @luliecoe4713
      @luliecoe4713 4 года назад +117

      @@stnkbug7533 wait what was cut out?

    • @Thatblackvette7.0LS
      @Thatblackvette7.0LS 4 года назад +27

      Yes I remember

  • @gramps3351
    @gramps3351 5 лет назад +954

    “It looks just like me”
    *_”IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME”_*

  • @CoolgirlMSP-bf3so
    @CoolgirlMSP-bf3so 8 лет назад +2194

    " Now i can ride buses with children"

    • @katsosbey4614
      @katsosbey4614 8 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @antisocialboy3756
      @antisocialboy3756 8 лет назад +72

      "Creampie cornhole"

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 8 лет назад +18

      Coolgirl3682 MSP any old woman who is bold enough to say all that shit you've gotta respect

    • @CoolgirlMSP-bf3so
      @CoolgirlMSP-bf3so 8 лет назад +6

      I do, dude dont take everything serious. You need to laugh once in a while.

    • @a.t.pickle85
      @a.t.pickle85 8 лет назад +11

      oh, forgot what i was watching for a second there, bud. thanks

  • @zoemattler4509
    @zoemattler4509 7 лет назад +951

    "Religion doesn't make you straight, Sam." "Well, straight people make me religious." xD

    • @vumasgaming
      @vumasgaming 7 лет назад +13

      " I'm straighter than a dick"

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Год назад

      This coming from the man who claims to be, and I quote, "straight as a dick"

  • @isaiah0969
    @isaiah0969 2 года назад +205

    5:45
    I always thought he looked like he was either just acting like that or if he was on the verge of busting out into laughter

  • @nicheburger
    @nicheburger 8 лет назад +1168

    anything that brandon does in public with people is so fucking hilarious

    • @notlisteningto
      @notlisteningto 8 лет назад +19

      "phil's nipples"
      i am deceased.

    • @rosaRodriguez-wf2ve
      @rosaRodriguez-wf2ve 8 лет назад +1

      you watch shane!HA me too i love shane ♡-♡ ♡_♡

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 8 лет назад +6

      How does he not give two fucks about doing all that stuff in public? Also, OF COURSE someone in the phandom would be lingering over here 😆

    • @sickomode9524
      @sickomode9524 8 лет назад +2

      You're username. I can't

    • @rosaRodriguez-wf2ve
      @rosaRodriguez-wf2ve 8 лет назад

      mostar1219 😂

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 7 лет назад +618

    That last scene with Sam and Donna was actually really sweet

  • @zeke7100
    @zeke7100 7 лет назад +814

    The people who work at those stores must be like:
    "Oh, it's another RUclips weirdo".

    • @thatguy266
      @thatguy266 6 лет назад +1

      Blake B. Ii

    • @yoongay4074
      @yoongay4074 6 лет назад

      Says the person who has 666 likes ;)

    • @dargonfrot
      @dargonfrot 6 лет назад +1

      Noodles Draws what the hell does that have to do with his actual comment?

  • @conocotattoo
    @conocotattoo 5 лет назад +1254

    everyone, say it with me now.
    “BRANDON ROGERS SHOULD BE PAID MORE”
    ok thank you

  • @Stephine2425
    @Stephine2425 7 лет назад +330

    "Now I can finally ride buses with children" LMAO

  • @ooficusrex3347
    @ooficusrex3347 5 лет назад +4166

    “How old are you?
    Six
    And you already have a child you should be ashamed of yourself”
    My favorite part lol

  • @charley9248
    @charley9248 7 лет назад +1335

    "I've been here so long I went through menopause again"
    ok so let's sit and think about how this man is a genius how did he find those quotes srly

  • @rezunderground
    @rezunderground 5 лет назад +201

    does anyone hear what donna said?
    “cornhole” in the audition.
    in blame the hero, the cafe is “cornhole cafe” !!!!!!

  • @thegaang2829
    @thegaang2829 5 лет назад +2831

    Sam: "Why are you still recording Donavan?"
    Me: "Donavan? Like Bryce's Donavan"
    **Video cuts to the CEO**
    Me: "Well wooptie fricken doo I was right!"

    • @CyberJamSam
      @CyberJamSam 5 лет назад +29

      I don't get the ending I feel so stupid arrgg!

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 5 лет назад +22

      Doesn't she know Sam from Sam & Stuff?

    • @SunfishFan68
      @SunfishFan68 4 года назад +16

      Hitsuga Tatsuro this is before sam n stuff

    • @thot1815
      @thot1815 4 года назад +5

      MY TRANS PAN HEART LOVES YOUR PROFILE PICTURE CBDJBDBCKSBD

    • @SunfishFan68
      @SunfishFan68 4 года назад +2

      Ya Boi imagine being two made up things

  • @mrwiggles7497
    @mrwiggles7497 6 лет назад +1930

    6:03 How everyone watching this channel feels.

  • @Maggie-vc1zt
    @Maggie-vc1zt 8 лет назад +5391

    Watching all of Brandon's videos before they get deleted...

  • @artytheartist1655
    @artytheartist1655 5 лет назад +356

    5:46 is my favorite cause hes trying not to break character

  • @escobarsblunt
    @escobarsblunt 7 лет назад +2573

    I'm sorry but the start of this is like the start of an action series on Netflix "let me tell you how I got here"

    • @AMZT14
      @AMZT14 7 лет назад +48

      thats the joke

    • @zenstanstraykids3556
      @zenstanstraykids3556 7 лет назад +1

      sharny hope yes

    • @thxrns9917
      @thxrns9917 7 лет назад +15

      This should be a Netflix show 😂😂

    • @alana2683
      @alana2683 6 лет назад

      i had to be the 1kth like srry

    • @jmoney3647
      @jmoney3647 6 лет назад +2

      fuck negativity he has a Nerf gun

  • @FreudianDuck
    @FreudianDuck 8 лет назад +1486

    How the fuck is this guy not on TV or in movies?

    • @karlacamacho9300
      @karlacamacho9300 8 лет назад +2

      Freudian Duck Ikr

    • @XLuckyChloeX
      @XLuckyChloeX 8 лет назад +44

      I think putting a youtuber in a movie or show is horrible, fred and annoying orange are dead because of it

    • @unchartedonion326
      @unchartedonion326 8 лет назад +55

      I think it's because he want's creative freedom and turning his shows into TV/Movies would restrict him.
      Plus, the overly sensitive morons now a days who get angry over a fart joke saying it's "Racist" would just whine about his stuff.

    • @lucyla26
      @lucyla26 8 лет назад +19

      Freudian Duck He's making one called Magic Fun House or something along those lines. Hopefully it comes out soon.

    • @lizzie_is_chill1541
      @lizzie_is_chill1541 8 лет назад

      Lol

  • @nevenmusic3024
    @nevenmusic3024 6 лет назад +3296

    ''Her parents let her watch The Simpsons when she was 10''
    The Simpsons was first aired on December 17th 1989, which means Donna can't be any older than 37 as of this video...

    • @kermitzx.xteatime7993
      @kermitzx.xteatime7993 6 лет назад +131

      Its a video,it doesn't really matter lmao

    • @mysoulsosynical5354
      @mysoulsosynical5354 6 лет назад +159

      Neven Music In friendly doctor office she said she was 28

    • @christo_sk8540
      @christo_sk8540 6 лет назад +21

      Memelovelyboo Queen That was a different character.

    • @walterbell1529
      @walterbell1529 5 лет назад +10

      Wouldn’t she near/about 40 now?

    • @TSFboi
      @TSFboi 5 лет назад +99

      She's still going through puberty

  • @princezzguts557
    @princezzguts557 5 лет назад +618

    *me having my social anxiety*
    How tf does he do this 😂

    • @CheesyRacc
      @CheesyRacc 5 лет назад +3

      You are the worst human.

    • @deactivatedperson3759
      @deactivatedperson3759 4 года назад +18

      @@CheesyRacc why

    • @DreemyDreemz
      @DreemyDreemz 4 года назад +23

      Ikkkkkkkk I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment/anxiety and I just can't

    • @thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365
      @thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365 4 года назад +5

      I mean I can yell and dance in a store but some of the stuff he did? Like I could never😅

    • @kogallfixation
      @kogallfixation 3 года назад +6

      @@CheesyRacc why atsro

  • @khadijahflowers5566
    @khadijahflowers5566 6 лет назад +809

    I love it when he goes outside to mess with real people.
    "Excuse me, mister. I don't mean to alarm you, but you look a little gay." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @memelord9859
      @memelord9859 6 лет назад +9

      Khadijah Flowers “my name is gOoD oL’ sUgArLiPs”

    • @kane9143
      @kane9143 6 лет назад +1

      The guy he called gay sorta looked like RackaRacka

    • @jadenmendez8759
      @jadenmendez8759 6 лет назад +2

      Khadijah Flowers “gotta have jesus as your helmet!”😭

    • @jessicathai4092
      @jessicathai4092 6 лет назад

      Your comment has 666 likes..... I'm getting my holy water.

    • @friskdreemurr2252
      @friskdreemurr2252 6 лет назад

      @@jessicathai4092 ERROR! BRING TEH HELY WAHTER

  • @MrMrNOYFB
    @MrMrNOYFB 8 лет назад +516

    "Here's a tip: 'If I distract you with a video, I'm up to something.'" Clever bastard.

  • @giveemhell4697
    @giveemhell4697 8 лет назад +754

    Sam reminds me of my social studies teacher, just without the profanity

    • @BrandonRogers
      @BrandonRogers  8 лет назад +79

      Profanity?? Sam is my only character who NEVER swears ;)

    • @giveemhell4697
      @giveemhell4697 8 лет назад +1

      +Brandon Rogers Sure ;D

    • @ileentp3024
      @ileentp3024 8 лет назад +12

      +Brandon Rogers "I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE GAY"

    • @forks8294
      @forks8294 8 лет назад

      +Brandon Rogers SOUP.

    • @roxxpopp8
      @roxxpopp8 8 лет назад +1

      +Brandon Rogers You just burst my ovaries thank you very much

  • @matthewlarson5910
    @matthewlarson5910 4 года назад +61

    "Now I can finally ride buses with children" That has me dead to this day 😂🤣😂

  • @unclejoey9765
    @unclejoey9765 8 лет назад +751

    Brandon man, idk if you read the comments but if you do i just wanted to say that your dark humor is someof the best youtubed ever had. You should have a bigger platform with more resources because your ideas are really fucking funny

    • @BrandonRogers
      @BrandonRogers  8 лет назад +355

      Thank you!! I do try and read EVERY comment, and I'm happy you can appreciate dark humor. I've always loved dark humor since I was a kid!!!

    • @dog-fp9if
      @dog-fp9if 8 лет назад +10

      He is having his own show in Saturday night live.

    • @m1cahandre
      @m1cahandre 8 лет назад +5

      +Spe eder when?

    • @baldcaps5435
      @baldcaps5435 8 лет назад

      +Brandon Rogers same

    • @sanguinedystopia1826
      @sanguinedystopia1826 8 лет назад +1

      I think he's working with deluxe so he is growing for sure

  • @ellie20021
    @ellie20021 8 лет назад +3235

    I cringed so hard at the silence of the comedy club

  • @detiforoowa
    @detiforoowa 6 лет назад +828

    *IM IN A PICKLE*

  • @Terrijoeswig
    @Terrijoeswig 4 года назад +44

    i didn't realize he had to cut the scrabble scene lmaoooo

  • @phoebedrudi5223
    @phoebedrudi5223 6 лет назад +367

    Just think, his kids are going to watch this one day.

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 5 лет назад +9

      Phoebe Drudi doubt it

    • @thec0nductor537
      @thec0nductor537 5 лет назад +8

      TgTh_Gamer_X 210 I think he’s bisexual, though I could be wrong. Also if he did want a child, there are adoption centers

    • @eeiity8600
      @eeiity8600 5 лет назад +6

      and they’re going to love it.

    • @kenzied4157
      @kenzied4157 5 лет назад +1

      Phoebe Drudi Just know, he’s gay..💔

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 5 лет назад

      @@kenzied4157
      There's a thing called adoption.
      . _.

  • @kennyg240
    @kennyg240 8 лет назад +6993

    This guy has sum guts to embarrass himself like that

    • @dylanrees3794
      @dylanrees3794 7 лет назад +45

      Mack Is Back its not embarrassment is you found it funny

    • @_finish_6
      @_finish_6 7 лет назад +158

      That’s why he’s awesome

    • @sirpuggy6363
      @sirpuggy6363 7 лет назад +5

      Mack Is Back k

    • @festa7427
      @festa7427 7 лет назад +7

      You mean some not sum

    • @MISERI
      @MISERI 6 лет назад +5

      Mack Is Back *some

  • @raeleelol
    @raeleelol 8 лет назад +6017

    The amount of times I replay these videos are insane

  • @tridentmanproductions3528
    @tridentmanproductions3528 4 года назад +49

    1:51 the way he times the last syllable of emergency and him hitting the cardboard boxes with toys it hilarious

  • @AH-yo2df
    @AH-yo2df 8 лет назад +218

    That music video needs to be an actual video at BrandonVevo

  • @awsomedude1able
    @awsomedude1able 8 лет назад +426

    I think Brandon dropped a hint here. "If I distract you with a video then I'm up to something."

    • @sarahskibby1870
      @sarahskibby1870 8 лет назад +4

      That's what I thought too

    • @whoisjai
      @whoisjai 8 лет назад +29

      Must be talking about his new tv show. "Coming soon" my ass, it's been like 20 years lmao

    • @Mexitian
      @Mexitian 8 лет назад

      +rhink af its coming in 2 months

    • @whoisjai
      @whoisjai 8 лет назад

      Zuzxo Where'd you get that info from?

    • @evexas671
      @evexas671 8 лет назад

      that was exactly my thought as well

  • @zachhollins604
    @zachhollins604 8 лет назад +813

    'nigga'
    'im a cop'
    omfg I'm dying

  • @AAAdeeno
    @AAAdeeno 3 года назад +16

    “Yeas, holding on to money!” That little excited jiggle jog was so cute 🥰

  • @sorivios728
    @sorivios728 7 лет назад +1265

    tht applebees jokes had me screaming

  • @AshleyPie529
    @AshleyPie529 8 лет назад +373

    Quality over quantity, guys

  • @karmanashed1855
    @karmanashed1855 7 лет назад +400

    5:48 BAHAHHA THE DUDE WITH THE GUN WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH

  • @RandomAticsJR
    @RandomAticsJR 2 года назад +24

    As someone who's been watching The Simpsons since I was 10, I can confirm that that joke is 110% accurate

  • @SpitMutant
    @SpitMutant 8 лет назад +455

    this is how Hollywood turned into Hollyweed

  • @jacquithompson3927
    @jacquithompson3927 5 лет назад +273

    I can just imagine him being banned from every store he entered

  • @kennedytrump4728
    @kennedytrump4728 7 лет назад +210

    I can't even say what I'm feeling it's just silence

  • @StockImagesMan08
    @StockImagesMan08 2 года назад +34

    2:49 I thought all he had that week was soup

  • @natepresutti7782
    @natepresutti7782 8 лет назад +564

    Who plays Donna?! I swear to god the funniest ever

  • @00spaceissocool00
    @00spaceissocool00 7 лет назад +331

    I still love the "Yo, why the fuck am i watching this?" 😆😂

  • @hayden1280
    @hayden1280 5 лет назад +116

    6:41 ITS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

  • @TheAsrielDeal
    @TheAsrielDeal 4 года назад +35

    "This video is unavailable on this device"
    WHAT

  • @troublelove8000
    @troublelove8000 7 лет назад +424

    Omggggggg he really got balls to do that at a comedy club😂

  • @cee2607
    @cee2607 8 лет назад +222

    "I bought scrabble and baby carrots" IDK WHY BUT THAT GOT ME

  • @lexipoo8886
    @lexipoo8886 8 лет назад +676

    "Do I have the body of a celebrity?"
    "Turn.....YAAAAAAAASSSSS"

  • @the_UF365
    @the_UF365 2 года назад +17

    Sam being Brandon's closeted version makes me feel great he came out when he did.

  • @uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8 лет назад +4890

    I cringed so hard during the comedy club

  • @thatonegirl3391
    @thatonegirl3391 8 лет назад +200

    I feel SO bad for the people at the 'comedy club'.

    • @ffs2410
      @ffs2410 7 лет назад +1

      TrigglyPuff Same

  • @schnatten8660
    @schnatten8660 8 лет назад +1325

    The old lady looks like a ghoul from Fallout 4.

  • @stupendoushorrendous8258
    @stupendoushorrendous8258 4 года назад +14

    Y'know my appreciation of Brandon's content has had an interesting metamorphisis
    2018: Hysterical laughter
    2019: Boredom watching the exact same videos, thought I grew out of his humor
    2020: Gut-laughing again. Considering 2018 was the worst year of my life and 2020 is 2020, I think my enjoyment of his content is tuned to how much I'm suffering lol

  • @tangpang2463
    @tangpang2463 8 лет назад +361

    It takes real balls to do that at a comedy club

    • @amyomalley9622
      @amyomalley9622 8 лет назад +163

      not all the time, sam doesn't have genitals.

    • @gangsadnessonyt
      @gangsadnessonyt 8 лет назад +1

      +Amy O'Malley best comment ever😂

    • @marrohill6594
      @marrohill6594 8 лет назад +10

      Ikr it made me cringe so hard

    • @milkymuuu2368
      @milkymuuu2368 8 лет назад +1

      I know right omg😂😂

    • @mismani9755
      @mismani9755 8 лет назад

      fr tho i would be laughing just because it was a bad joke tho

  • @alexmarie6156
    @alexmarie6156 8 лет назад +388

    "If I'm gonna distract you with a video I'm up to something!" WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    • @xoxanime4lifexox
      @xoxanime4lifexox 8 лет назад +17

      last month he anounced a series hes working on so this might be a filler to distract everyone till it comes

    • @brendanb4361
      @brendanb4361 8 лет назад +5

      I looked behind me

    • @normanthedoorman9993
      @normanthedoorman9993 8 лет назад +5

      He's doing a TV series. it's probably that!

    • @bootleg_
      @bootleg_ 8 лет назад +6

      Good work detectives, have some bagels.

    • @alexmarie6156
      @alexmarie6156 8 лет назад +1

      +Impossible Fusion, Super Gogito oh Janet, you're back. What a... Pleasant surprise

  • @keyzzkeyyy8042
    @keyzzkeyyy8042 7 лет назад +793

    hes like the human roger from american dad lol

  • @rjjackson2044
    @rjjackson2044 4 года назад +77

    4:15 I hate how youtube is now, its forcing him to remove so many jokes from so many videos

    • @SirDylanPickle-v2
      @SirDylanPickle-v2 3 года назад +1

      I can't remember what the letters spelled out. Do you?

    • @bigtommy7940
      @bigtommy7940 3 года назад +1

      @@SirDylanPickle-v2 the word

    • @_bluegoodin2227
      @_bluegoodin2227 2 года назад +2

      @@SirDylanPickle-v2 The word that starts with an n

  • @MKPStudios
    @MKPStudios 8 лет назад +432

    Anyone up at 1:20 AM

  • @abby1167
    @abby1167 8 лет назад +826

    The comedy club was so funny omfg

  • @thisisme5911
    @thisisme5911 5 лет назад +258

    1:13 THAT FACE. He looks so judgmental I love it

  • @maddiemello2413
    @maddiemello2413 4 года назад +7

    I love this guy and appreciate how he puts "OFFENSIVE" in the title just so people know this is hilarious

  • @queenkatara7861
    @queenkatara7861 6 лет назад +1500

    WAIT THIS IS THE PREQUEL TO SAM AND STUFF! Why am I just realizing this now?

    • @p1r4t38
      @p1r4t38 6 лет назад +10

      Queen Katara no it's not

    • @kelliekoolkat3495
      @kelliekoolkat3495 6 лет назад +25

      Its stuff and Sam btw

    • @goingjuan
      @goingjuan 6 лет назад +32

      Mr Narwhal22 yeah it is beacuase when dona said my tits are starting to fosiolize and in the end of stuff n sam she says u could have dofosilised my tits sooo it is

    • @nsyhjtjb367
      @nsyhjtjb367 6 лет назад +4

      Stuff and Sam not Sam and stuff

    • @mxxnlightmar
      @mxxnlightmar 6 лет назад +23

      The ending with Bryce is totally a prequel

  • @achameleo6097
    @achameleo6097 6 лет назад +351

    Wait Sam is a Pisces..
    But I'm a Pisces...
    Oh god, does that mean Jesus is my helmet?

  • @P1aceHo1derName
    @P1aceHo1derName 8 лет назад +401

    Man Sam is straight
    Straight as a circle

  • @char8627
    @char8627 5 лет назад +37

    Sam:her parents let her watch the Simpson's when she was 10
    Me:I watched the Simpson's when I was 8......uh oh

    • @yah_boy_isaac132
      @yah_boy_isaac132 5 лет назад

      Ur not the first nor last it was a joke and no one asked about u seeing it just watch the video and go onto the next one

    • @theaashin-sai
      @theaashin-sai 4 года назад +2

      @@yah_boy_isaac132 chill

    • @shutupgrayson9297
      @shutupgrayson9297 4 года назад

      I started as long as I could remember

    • @Gr33dyangell
      @Gr33dyangell 3 года назад

      I watched it at 6...shitty shit shit

  • @liamaspirin8562
    @liamaspirin8562 8 лет назад +202

    i say brandon was actually kidnapped and was forced to make this video.

  • @verdant9171
    @verdant9171 8 лет назад +490

    Sam: 'what's wrong with Applebee's they ain't serving apple and I didn't get stung by the bees'
    Me: I'm done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spartacusani
      @spartacusani 5 лет назад +1

      His face expression though 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG

  • @theultimatebawz6481
    @theultimatebawz6481 8 лет назад +171

    I watched this video before it said "(OFFENSIVE)"

  • @justmax5430
    @justmax5430 4 года назад +14

    I love Brandon’s work, especially in Helluva Boss, but this channel is just icing on the cake- my question is, how the hell does he not get banned from every store he films this series in??

    • @taximaxi1431
      @taximaxi1431 3 года назад +1

      He’s actually been banned from a lot of stores for recording there, so he finds new stores to record in every video basically

  • @tayf-w5019
    @tayf-w5019 8 лет назад +390

    When the video started, I thought it was a parody of Marina Joyce

  • @applesauceenjoyer5
    @applesauceenjoyer5 6 лет назад +223

    5:30
    I’m in a pickle

  • @galaxiamiller8631
    @galaxiamiller8631 7 лет назад +218

    If you know Hollywood you know it's impossible for him to go around everywhere in one day, he's going all over

  • @tibetanpoplars
    @tibetanpoplars 4 года назад +19

    At the end when Donna hugged Sam after he gave her the little trophy to make her feel better was just wholesome.

  • @Lucas-qk9me
    @Lucas-qk9me 8 лет назад +412

    WE NEED AN ENTIRE VIDEO OF DONNA!!

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian 7 лет назад +549

    I want to know how he gets into these stores.

    • @ponpiniyu
      @ponpiniyu 6 лет назад +27

      Sapphire The Rain-Wing just walk in The store dumbass

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 6 лет назад +42

      Sapphire The Rain-Wing he gets kicked out a lot

  • @leogarcia8640
    @leogarcia8640 7 лет назад +128

    "Now I can ride buses with children!" I'm so ded lmao

  • @yosh_nook6396
    @yosh_nook6396 3 года назад +10

    he took out the part where the letters spelled nigga! And he thought we wouldn’t notice

  • @papapoot4999
    @papapoot4999 8 лет назад +462

    But is he having it?

  • @KittyBooRocks5
    @KittyBooRocks5 6 лет назад +1353

    Who let him on a stage?

    • @pugperson6129
      @pugperson6129 6 лет назад +37

      They’re probably actors

    • @abnormallatter914
      @abnormallatter914 6 лет назад +67

      He probably signed up for the show as Sam not letting anyone know that he was literally just there as satire

    • @cronk8219
      @cronk8219 6 лет назад +1

      A legend

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 5 лет назад +5

      @@pugperson6129 They aren't actors. He does a lot of stufd in public

    • @Sillyskkfan
      @Sillyskkfan 5 лет назад

      Somebody who is clearly *irrisponspible.*

  • @cgron34
    @cgron34 6 лет назад +135

    Camera man is Donovan CEO co worker is Donovan. CONSPIRACY THEORIES FOR STUFF AND SAM!!!

  • @luis_0campo
    @luis_0campo 4 года назад +27

    0:28 IT’S HAPPENING... 🤣🤣🤣