I think it's because he want's creative freedom and turning his shows into TV/Movies would restrict him. Plus, the overly sensitive morons now a days who get angry over a fart joke saying it's "Racist" would just whine about his stuff.
''Her parents let her watch The Simpsons when she was 10'' The Simpsons was first aired on December 17th 1989, which means Donna can't be any older than 37 as of this video...
Brandon man, idk if you read the comments but if you do i just wanted to say that your dark humor is someof the best youtubed ever had. You should have a bigger platform with more resources because your ideas are really fucking funny
Mr Narwhal22 yeah it is beacuase when dona said my tits are starting to fosiolize and in the end of stuff n sam she says u could have dofosilised my tits sooo it is
Y'know my appreciation of Brandon's content has had an interesting metamorphisis 2018: Hysterical laughter 2019: Boredom watching the exact same videos, thought I grew out of his humor 2020: Gut-laughing again. Considering 2018 was the worst year of my life and 2020 is 2020, I think my enjoyment of his content is tuned to how much I'm suffering lol
I love Brandon’s work, especially in Helluva Boss, but this channel is just icing on the cake- my question is, how the hell does he not get banned from every store he films this series in??
+Brandon Rogers That's amazing XD I wish I was brave enough for that. The only thing I've done is a spin and said that I was weird to a teenage couple.
Brandon is a big dose of serotonin in our veins, to us all, too. I used to have depression. Listening to BTS and watching Brandon's videos cured me in some way. The magic of laughter and smiles.
I love the lady who was cheering on Sam's celebrity body. Everyone needs a hype man like her.
Yassss queen
Ikr, im striving to be her levels of supportive
Elizabeth Rose hell yeah!!!
This is a fact....did you know Donna is Trans? I don't judge but omg
I agree
When he just went up to that guy and told him he looked gay, I died
Ya Boi eat your cereal
Part of a balance breakfast and it says your gay :D
“Ethcuthe Me Mister I don’t mean to alarm you but you look a little GAY”😂😂😂
I would have been so honored if Brandon said I looked gay.
You can tell how straight he is because he let go immediately
I lost it when the Scrabble words said "Ima Cop"
Fainter Streak same
Same
Fainter Streak nigga ima cop
Fainter Streak same
Fainter Streak I'm a
"This video is unavailable on this device."
It's a computer, how much more power does RUclips need to capture Sam on video.
Same
He has become too powerful Sam has ascended beyond godhood and RUclips knows it
Kitnighty Same, also the Icon is friggin amazing
An iphone 8 ig cause thats what im using
Also what i said was a joke so dont take it seriously
DONNAS COMMERCIAL. I LOST IT
Rae Zap 😂😂 same
Rae Zaps I just realized Chronic Orgasms are an actual medical condition. Called PGAD or Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. O.O
DerpsMcPineapple DONT GET CLOSE TO THE ORANGES!!!!!!!
Agreed!! It gives me life
Rae Zaps now I can finally ride the bus with children.
" Now i can ride buses with children"
Lol
"Creampie cornhole"
Coolgirl3682 MSP any old woman who is bold enough to say all that shit you've gotta respect
I do, dude dont take everything serious. You need to laugh once in a while.
oh, forgot what i was watching for a second there, bud. thanks
"Now I can finally ride buses with children!"
Jared from subway says that to himself but it's not gonna ever come true
OK Ruby
BTW where is sapphire
Donna's acting career is expanding I'm so proud of her
"Ive been sitting here so god damn long my tits are starting to fossilize" I am deceased
"Where have you been!? I've been here so long i went through menopause... Again!"
My favourite part! 😂👍
I'm dead
+XxNW73xX I can't breath
Is kill
Sam: *is against gay people*
Also Sam: *asks Sugar Lips the MAN for a kiss*
He's a very confused boy
That clip was probably meant less for plot and more for showing Brandon out in public acting goofy
Joshua Martin you know what didn’t surprise me is that Brandon is actually gay
It's the irony
Sam's in denial that he's gay
Brandon has the biggest balls to go out in public and do this funny ass shit
Naruto Uzumaki Ikr
Naruto Uzumaki Yeah, him and also FilthyFrank.
Naruto Uzumaki he has no shame whatsoever & I love him for it
Sianboss Studios then the Internet doesn't like you
Naruto Uzumaki 999th like
Only og's know what was cut out of the scrabble part
Yepp
Yeah I realized that :/
lol I had to rush right down to the comments to make sure I wasn't crazy
@@stnkbug7533 wait what was cut out?
Yes I remember
Damn that comedy club scene gave me a mini cringe heartattack
Brandon Rogers is heir to the FilthyFranks throne
and we love it.
666 likes h a h a *S A T A N*
If I was there I would have laughed
ProsyMe the true joker
I wish I had his confidence to do stuff like this in public’s
Same
It´s much easier with knowing that millions of people will watch it.
*NO U*
Also since he's getting paid to do it and he's playing someone else so ya
I can barely show my face in public
“It looks just like me”
*_”IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME”_*
“It even has no balls”
I just realized that the gun was a nerf gun, just spray painted black.
I have that nerf gun also in the vid the trigger isn't down
I got it too, its called the doublestrike and tbh its a pretty solid blaster
How the fuck is this guy not on TV or in movies?
Freudian Duck Ikr
I think putting a youtuber in a movie or show is horrible, fred and annoying orange are dead because of it
I think it's because he want's creative freedom and turning his shows into TV/Movies would restrict him.
Plus, the overly sensitive morons now a days who get angry over a fart joke saying it's "Racist" would just whine about his stuff.
Freudian Duck He's making one called Magic Fun House or something along those lines. Hopefully it comes out soon.
Lol
this is how Hollywood turned into Hollyweed
Ethan Vasquez So True😂😂😂😂
I wanted to like this comment but it's got 420 likes and I didn't want to ruin it
That last scene with Sam and Donna was actually really sweet
ikr! That was so nice!
My heart melted
everyone, say it with me now.
“BRANDON ROGERS SHOULD BE PAID MORE”
ok thank you
Oui oui croissant
BRANDON ROGERS SHOULD BE PAID MORE
BRANDON👏ROGERS👏SHOULD👏BE👏PAID👏MORE👏
Hěy_Iťş _Łeåh SHE GETS IT
Its LA everyone's fucked up
"Uh how old are you misters?"
"Umm... Six..."
"And you already have a baby you should be ashamed of yourselves"
I'm dead
retheply KPOPERRRRZZZZ
retheply og
same
Imagine those kids stumble across this video several years later, when their old enough where that joke doesn't go right over their heads.
Me too
The old lady looks like a ghoul from Fallout 4.
Spider_Mistress she does
Lol I think she has the same phone as me XD
agreed
oml she does xD
Lol
6:07 "If I'm gonna distract you with a video, Im up to something"
Wait... what is Brandon up to?
I just realized he did that
IT HELLUVA BOSS THAT HE WAS DOING FOR ALL OF THESE VIDEOS AS A DISTRACTION!
i think it was sam & stuff and blame the hero 😳😳
🍼😂💦🐩🔨🤯🤔😦😨😐😨🤔😝😶😴🥴🤐😬🙃🙄😭🙃😯😱😐🙃🙃😦🤬🤔😕😗😏😖😨🧐😟😗😟🤯😗😖🤩🥳🧐🤯🙃🙃😖🙃😟😐🙃😢🙂🙃🙃😧😣😱🙃
Brandon distracts us for a living
5:45
I always thought he looked like he was either just acting like that or if he was on the verge of busting out into laughter
'nigga'
'im a cop'
omfg I'm dying
same
he kinda stole that from the liam guy who made dirty scrabble
OMG you can read!?!?
+Lolygamer9 i like lolz omg you dont have a hairline
The Creator OMG you can't insult!
“How old are you?
Six
And you already have a child you should be ashamed of yourself”
My favorite part lol
Ooficusrex ur gay and a degrace to our country
Ooficusrex u r
@@Illinois_musky_anglers you're** disgrace** and you are assuming they are from your country!? Dumbass..
@@Illinois_musky_anglers you are**
@@Illinois_musky_anglers 🖕🏻
Quality over quantity, guys
Well said
does anyone hear what donna said?
“cornhole” in the audition.
in blame the hero, the cafe is “cornhole cafe” !!!!!!
Nice catch!👍
anything that brandon does in public with people is so fucking hilarious
"phil's nipples"
i am deceased.
you watch shane!HA me too i love shane ♡-♡ ♡_♡
How does he not give two fucks about doing all that stuff in public? Also, OF COURSE someone in the phandom would be lingering over here 😆
You're username. I can't
mostar1219 😂
"Now I can finally ride buses with children" LMAO
I love it when he goes outside to mess with real people.
"Excuse me, mister. I don't mean to alarm you, but you look a little gay." 😂😂😂😂😂
Khadijah Flowers “my name is gOoD oL’ sUgArLiPs”
The guy he called gay sorta looked like RackaRacka
Khadijah Flowers “gotta have jesus as your helmet!”😭
Your comment has 666 likes..... I'm getting my holy water.
@@jessicathai4092 ERROR! BRING TEH HELY WAHTER
*me having my social anxiety*
How tf does he do this 😂
You are the worst human.
@@CheesyRacc why
Ikkkkkkkk I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment/anxiety and I just can't
I mean I can yell and dance in a store but some of the stuff he did? Like I could never😅
@@CheesyRacc why atsro
Who plays Donna?! I swear to god the funniest ever
Check the credits
Paulette Jones
Paulette Jones.
Nate Presutti
Paulette jones
Sam reminds me of my social studies teacher, just without the profanity
Profanity?? Sam is my only character who NEVER swears ;)
+Brandon Rogers Sure ;D
+Brandon Rogers "I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE GAY"
+Brandon Rogers SOUP.
+Brandon Rogers You just burst my ovaries thank you very much
''Her parents let her watch The Simpsons when she was 10''
The Simpsons was first aired on December 17th 1989, which means Donna can't be any older than 37 as of this video...
Its a video,it doesn't really matter lmao
Neven Music In friendly doctor office she said she was 28
Memelovelyboo Queen That was a different character.
Wouldn’t she near/about 40 now?
She's still going through puberty
5:46 is my favorite cause hes trying not to break character
"Religion doesn't make you straight, Sam." "Well, straight people make me religious." xD
" I'm straighter than a dick"
This coming from the man who claims to be, and I quote, "straight as a dick"
The people who work at those stores must be like:
"Oh, it's another RUclips weirdo".
Blake B. Ii
Says the person who has 666 likes ;)
Noodles Draws what the hell does that have to do with his actual comment?
I'm sorry but the start of this is like the start of an action series on Netflix "let me tell you how I got here"
thats the joke
sharny hope yes
This should be a Netflix show 😂😂
i had to be the 1kth like srry
fuck negativity he has a Nerf gun
i didn't realize he had to cut the scrabble scene lmaoooo
6:03 How everyone watching this channel feels.
Mr Wiggles Facts
ZERO lies in this comment ^^^
Speak for yourself
So much lies in this comment.
*I love Brandon, I have a fanpage of him on Instagram :)*
Yes.
I cringed so hard at the silence of the comedy club
Relatable
same
omg yea
//Same XD
Same
"Here's a tip: 'If I distract you with a video, I'm up to something.'" Clever bastard.
"Now I can finally ride buses with children" That has me dead to this day 😂🤣😂
Watching all of Brandon's videos before they get deleted...
They are?
Same....
Stupid guidelines
same
+pixie 2345 what do the guidelines say? ;o
"I've been here so long I went through menopause again"
ok so let's sit and think about how this man is a genius how did he find those quotes srly
Yolo Patalo i
I think this is mostly improv'
I think Brandon dropped a hint here. "If I distract you with a video then I'm up to something."
That's what I thought too
Must be talking about his new tv show. "Coming soon" my ass, it's been like 20 years lmao
+rhink af its coming in 2 months
Zuzxo Where'd you get that info from?
that was exactly my thought as well
1:51 the way he times the last syllable of emergency and him hitting the cardboard boxes with toys it hilarious
This guy has sum guts to embarrass himself like that
Mack Is Back its not embarrassment is you found it funny
That’s why he’s awesome
Mack Is Back k
You mean some not sum
Mack Is Back *some
It takes real balls to do that at a comedy club
not all the time, sam doesn't have genitals.
+Amy O'Malley best comment ever😂
Ikr it made me cringe so hard
I know right omg😂😂
fr tho i would be laughing just because it was a bad joke tho
Man Sam is straight
Straight as a circle
Circles aren't Stra.........Ohhhhhh
Place holder name Sam is straight, yeah.
Straight up gay
He's about as straight my track record
Place holder name I
2:49 I thought all he had that week was soup
hes like the human roger from american dad lol
keyzz keyyy But better
litteraly
omg he is 😰
except he don't care about religion or teen pregnancy
keyzz keyyy what if he is roger? :0
The comedy club was so funny omfg
i question why Brandon puts himself thru this
Youngjae
XD
Got7
TBH
Brandon man, idk if you read the comments but if you do i just wanted to say that your dark humor is someof the best youtubed ever had. You should have a bigger platform with more resources because your ideas are really fucking funny
Thank you!! I do try and read EVERY comment, and I'm happy you can appreciate dark humor. I've always loved dark humor since I was a kid!!!
He is having his own show in Saturday night live.
+Spe eder when?
+Brandon Rogers same
I think he's working with deluxe so he is growing for sure
As someone who's been watching The Simpsons since I was 10, I can confirm that that joke is 110% accurate
"my voice is dropping and I got some hair my pubertys poppin and I just don't care!"
YES
"JUST AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE SEX"
"CAUSE ONLY BAD PEOPLE HAVE SEX"
Amazin' , right? Cx
f no
+MentallyFierce I swear, the internet is trying to convince me that nobody knows what the words they're using mean.
WE NEED AN ENTIRE VIDEO OF DONNA!!
Donnas back story make it happen
YAAAS
Agreed
I love donna!
yes I agree
I can't even say what I'm feeling it's just silence
"This video is unavailable on this device"
WHAT
I cringed so hard during the comedy club
I hope that wasn't real for his sake
LPSRaven It was real but he probably let them know beforehand
Missile it was scripted they were actors
Subz zz It was a real comedy club.
Missile same
6:41 ITS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER
Just think, his kids are going to watch this one day.
Phoebe Drudi doubt it
TgTh_Gamer_X 210 I think he’s bisexual, though I could be wrong. Also if he did want a child, there are adoption centers
and they’re going to love it.
Phoebe Drudi Just know, he’s gay..💔
@@kenzied4157
There's a thing called adoption.
. _.
“Yeas, holding on to money!” That little excited jiggle jog was so cute 🥰
I still love the "Yo, why the fuck am i watching this?" 😆😂
I feel SO bad for the people at the 'comedy club'.
TrigglyPuff Same
The amount of times I replay these videos are insane
same
aloisss
YOUR NAME+PFP,
ikr
that name is almost as long as Panic! at The Disco's song titles
4:15 I hate how youtube is now, its forcing him to remove so many jokes from so many videos
I can't remember what the letters spelled out. Do you?
@@SirDylanPickle-v2 the word
@@SirDylanPickle-v2 The word that starts with an n
"If I'm gonna distract you with a video I'm up to something!" WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
last month he anounced a series hes working on so this might be a filler to distract everyone till it comes
I looked behind me
He's doing a TV series. it's probably that!
Good work detectives, have some bagels.
+Impossible Fusion, Super Gogito oh Janet, you're back. What a... Pleasant surprise
Omggggggg he really got balls to do that at a comedy club😂
Trouble Love ikr
He’s brave to do any of this
Trouble Love big ass watermelon balls
I can just imagine him being banned from every store he entered
At the end when Donna hugged Sam after he gave her the little trophy to make her feel better was just wholesome.
*IM IN A PICKLE*
No I’m really in a pickle
I'M PICKLE *RIIIIICK!*
no I mean ima in a dick
@@despacitojr2270 ew
Twin cat Lovers I see
tht applebees jokes had me screaming
It's a comedy club bro!
Sorivios pop
Sorivios lmao
Trevor Manning Straight TRASH
i say brandon was actually kidnapped and was forced to make this video.
OMG
#savebrandon
BRANDON IF YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, HAVE HAIR
+Twenty Øne Panicing Piløts At The Disco |-/
+you dont know me at all |-/
Sam being Brandon's closeted version makes me feel great he came out when he did.
When the video started, I thought it was a parody of Marina Joyce
same 😂
No •_•
me too omfg
Me too
+Cloudy_ Canadian how? 😑
Sam: "Why are you still recording Donavan?"
Me: "Donavan? Like Bryce's Donavan"
**Video cuts to the CEO**
Me: "Well wooptie fricken doo I was right!"
I don't get the ending I feel so stupid arrgg!
Doesn't she know Sam from Sam & Stuff?
Hitsuga Tatsuro this is before sam n stuff
MY TRANS PAN HEART LOVES YOUR PROFILE PICTURE CBDJBDBCKSBD
Ya Boi imagine being two made up things
But is he having it?
He's never having it
Hi is not having it.
+Evan Torres Torres make sure it's wet
this is the best comment I have ever seen.
Papa Poot is the best name ever.
he took out the part where the letters spelled nigga! And he thought we wouldn’t notice
5:48 BAHAHHA THE DUDE WITH THE GUN WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH
Karma Nashed I just noticed that lmao
The gun was a nerf gun
1:09
but head sports dot net oh my god it is lmfao, it’s the hammershot or whatever it’s called
The doublestrike
"Do I have the body of a celebrity?"
"Turn.....YAAAAAAAASSSSS"
My answer.
WAIT THIS IS THE PREQUEL TO SAM AND STUFF! Why am I just realizing this now?
Queen Katara no it's not
Its stuff and Sam btw
Mr Narwhal22 yeah it is beacuase when dona said my tits are starting to fosiolize and in the end of stuff n sam she says u could have dofosilised my tits sooo it is
Stuff and Sam not Sam and stuff
The ending with Bryce is totally a prequel
Y'know my appreciation of Brandon's content has had an interesting metamorphisis
2018: Hysterical laughter
2019: Boredom watching the exact same videos, thought I grew out of his humor
2020: Gut-laughing again. Considering 2018 was the worst year of my life and 2020 is 2020, I think my enjoyment of his content is tuned to how much I'm suffering lol
Welp all his vids are getting de-monitized
true lol
Brandon rogers should sell shirts that says "no means no".
Shakyrunner360 Yes Indeed
why?
Lucy Lee RUclips's new policy
1:13 THAT FACE. He looks so judgmental I love it
This dude has no self control
I love it
Rusty
Rusty
Rusty
Rusty
I love Brandon’s work, especially in Helluva Boss, but this channel is just icing on the cake- my question is, how the hell does he not get banned from every store he films this series in??
He’s actually been banned from a lot of stores for recording there, so he finds new stores to record in every video basically
Who let him on a stage?
They’re probably actors
He probably signed up for the show as Sam not letting anyone know that he was literally just there as satire
A legend
@@pugperson6129 They aren't actors. He does a lot of stufd in public
Somebody who is clearly *irrisponspible.*
Anyone up at 1:20 AM
4:22am
3:25
MEEE!! I was about to sleep
11:32 am
4:30 am
Does anyone know if the people he talked to were actors or not?
The only people who were in on it were listed in the cast credits at the end, everyone else was the real deal ;)
+Brandon Rogers How have you not been arrested for public indecency??
+Brandon Rogers That's amazing XD I wish I was brave enough for that. The only thing I've done is a spin and said that I was weird to a teenage couple.
+Brandon Rogers I love you
+Brandon Rogers thanks for answering my question! 😊
0:28 IT’S HAPPENING... 🤣🤣🤣
5:30
I’m in a pickle
If you know Hollywood you know it's impossible for him to go around everywhere in one day, he's going all over
“I brought scrabble and baby carrots let’s get this party started”. OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You could keep the entire continent of Africa fed with the amount of emojis you use
Theresa Rayner i cant argue with you on that but unlucky for them i don’t use emojis anymore :)
Brandon is a big dose of serotonin in our veins, to us all, too. I used to have depression. Listening to BTS and watching Brandon's videos cured me in some way. The magic of laughter and smiles.
maybe refrain from calling gay people fairies 💀‼️
@@chipsikarpuzi I don’t get it but okay… though I’m pan and don’t see the problem but I’ll stop…
@@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS "fairy" is typically used as an insult for gay people lol but im sure you meant well 😭
that's why donna calls sam that
@@chipsikarpuzi oh okay
I want to know how he gets into these stores.
Sapphire The Rain-Wing just walk in The store dumbass
Sapphire The Rain-Wing he gets kicked out a lot
Wait Sam is a Pisces..
But I'm a Pisces...
Oh god, does that mean Jesus is my helmet?
A Chameleo 🏳️🌈
I am cancer
@Sky the wolf I am also
I'm a Pisces too
Pieces gang ♓♓♓✨✨✨
ive been waiting so long for a video omg ty
me too!
Same
same 😂
Me too
Sam:her parents let her watch the Simpson's when she was 10
Me:I watched the Simpson's when I was 8......uh oh
Ur not the first nor last it was a joke and no one asked about u seeing it just watch the video and go onto the next one
@@yah_boy_isaac132 chill
I started as long as I could remember
I watched it at 6...shitty shit shit