Beauty is Blind (OFFENSIVE)
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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*"I'm in so much pain I lost my accent."*
Brandon's so good at acting that I'm not sure if that was improvised or actually in the script.
Factual Opinion Why not both?
Dr. Wilkinstein because improvisation & using a script are polar opposites. improv is coming up with the joke on the spot. Scripting is writing it down beforehand & practicing it.
Well maybe the SCRIPT told him to IMPROVISE, HMM?
Argonwolfproject Illuminati Confirmed.💯💯
Watch his face when this happens, he completely changes character XD
"I'm in so much pain I lost my accent!" underrated quote.
Ikr
Lmao it one of the best things ever said by a human
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying
I’m pretty sure the Simpsons stole this joke at one point, and that means they stole from the best.
Y. E. S.
"Daddy I'm Darth Vaderrrrr!"
"No you are not, I am your father."
Underrated af xD
"He was convinced it was a toothbrush."
"You've got to start narrating quicker."
*continues brushing*
I didn’t even notice that he continued brushing until now! That’s a shame cuz it’s hilarious.
So good of you guys to put Brail at the end credit scenes so the blind people watching this can read it! Respect brother
Lachy this comment made my day😂
You are my sprit animal.
Lachy bro this is the best comment ever
uhhh how does a blind person read through the computer screen when it is just glass
Jos h Sonico omg 😧
" I'm in so much pain I lost my accent " 😂😂
sovann sok same XD
sovann sok 999 + 1 = 1K
WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS, BEST PART.
that the only part that mad me laugh
Best part!!
"I got daddy's eyes."
"She has stolen mein blind schtick."
Schtick*
oh hahaha XD
I Can't see the Haters
"mien" *nien*
mein* nein*
😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!
Brandon and his team’s humor is a special kind of humor.
It has the unfiltered, unapologetic, and free-for-all nature of the early 2000s with the randomness modern internet culture. I’m glad there’s still audiences out there from all walks of life willing to laugh at stuff like this and not take life too seriously.
"Daddy,I'm Darth Vader!"
"No,you are not,I am your father!"
Lolol hahahah star wars reference
😂😂😂😂 perfect!
x no it’s Star Trek
😭😭😭😭😭
No that's not true, that's impossible
"I dont understand that word therefore it is meaningless"😂😂😂
山口山 ㄥ 爪丹Ｋモ 匕卄モ ㄥ工Ｋモ ム口 匕口 2. 1Ｋ
barbicide is when a barber commits suicide
@@george7184 No it's when you get killed by Sweeney Todd.
@@Silverwind87 nah barbicide is like a disinfectent for straight razors
I don’t uunderstand zat word unt zerfor it is meanizis
*someone calls me gay*
"I don't understand that word unt therefore it is meaningless."
Į_ÅM_PØĪŠŌÑ *someone calls me straight*
“ *_THAT WORD IS VERY OFFENSIVE_* “
*someone calls me gay*
you’re right
Gray Draws I don’t get it ??
Und* 🤓
@@orangejuice3352 Means that they are gay and that they hate being called straight. also they used a line.
I swear, the old woman who plays Donna and the daughter in this vid, she is a great and talented woman.
And Brandon, though your content is sometimes risky, you’re an amazing entertainer and a very crafty producer!
Paulette Jones is amazing
Paulette is absolutely fantastic, always hilarious on Brandon's videos. Including this one
1:26 His wig fell off in the pool iM ROLLING 😂
Lmao I didn't even notice it before
Lmao
@Ender Bear same
That kind of prat fall never fails to get laughs from me
Heheh
aww how sweet. Brandon Rogers was sensitive to the blind people that he put up dots for them so that they read what it says.
This is an underrated comment lmaooo
Tay Is Lonely
Ermmmm his was a joke too?
@@ianmyers7718 r/wooosh
@@ianmyers7718 r/woooosh
@@Ethanlouisc r/wooosh
Just found out what the outro text says. It says "Subscribe to Brandon Rogers or your staff will use their gadgets."
Thank you
Paper6122 I was looking 4 this comment so thank u
thank you! I was searching for this comment everywhere!
Paper6122 yayyyyyy
Paper6122 the horror
“daddy i’m darth vader”
“no you’re not, i’m you’re father”
underrated
True.
IAM IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT
*10 PM at night*:
"all of this sunlight and i still can't seem to tan."
y o o n m i n ARMY!!!
y o o n m i n the most sunlight yoongi received in 5 years
Helen Lu
haha true
army fighting!
y o o n m i n Love the profile pic!
The message at the at the end says subscribe to Brandon Rogers or your staff will use their gadgets.
BildoxGaming I thought deaf people couldn't see?? How did you read this?
s martin aHAHAHA IM DYING DUDE READ YOUR FUCKIN COMMENT AGAIN
Vincenthbu deliberate irony mate 😂
s martin oH THANK GOD . ive seen some dumb shit and i was low key hoping you were kidding lmaooo
BildoxGaming thanks
Jurgen has been with his son the entire time.
"he was convinced it was a toothbrush"
"you've got to start narrating quicker"
Kaydragon08 *daughter throws up* darling I know what happened to the pepto bismal
Kaydragon08 I was gonna like your comment but then I saw it had 666 likes. I don't wanna pissed of the creator of trump so...
lol XD
Kaydragon08 daddy i'm darth vader
She has stolen mein blind schtick!
“GIVE THE CONFUSED BOY BACK HIS HAIR!”
I read this as he said this
@Gacha Murple UwU A lot of people think our daughter is
I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT!
GekiPurple 2003 that part was funny AF I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I DIED
Do i need a grave if u died to put u in it?
2:51 the fact that Brail was printed out of his phone is too good
*I don't need eyes to see that I have talent*
Kate Marsh I'm glad to see you're still alive how is Max
Kate Marsh yea Kate talent at making certain videos lol
LIFE IS STRANGE!!!
NICK DOMINATES!!
delilah vega ...I like Nick, but I knew about LIS before I found his channel.
" I do not understand that word, therefore it is meaning less "
me in school 😂😂😂
My mum when I talk about anime 😂😂😂
You and me both XD
*L a u g h i n g c r y n g e m o t e*
everyday
Anthony Sandoval LOL SAME
"Darling, Darling she's choking on something"
"then handle it"
*slaps*
That part came up right when i read this
Question:why does the comments has no dislike but the video?🤣
_Pukes_ "darling I now know what happened to the peto biso!"
@@mrwho2200 you have a point. Why do comments have no dislikes 🤔🤔
I found this comment right when that part came up-
“I’m in so much pain I lost my accent!”
I love this because I can relate.
“I don’t understand that word and therefore it is meaningless.”
This is me
"THIS GATORADE IS EXPIRED"
"DUDE THATS BARBICIDE"
"I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT WORD AND THERE FOR IT IS MEANINGLESS"
hahahahahhaha
400 likes and 1 reply? Wtf
1000 likes
You meant und, not and. Und is German for and
as a blind woman the end card really helped me out,,, i could almost feel the bumps
WAAAAAIT A MINUTE
"As a blind woman..."
Waaait a minute!
How do we know you're a woman?
:. .::. ..: .: ..:. :.
Frida Reminisx I didn’t know it had a flavor
afever if your blind... then how are you able to use your phone???
"i'm in so much pain i lost my accent"
Meep Meep 😂😂😂😂
Meep Meep I wonder if that was improv.
Meep Meep favorite quote of the video hands down
"Our relationship is planned to be a short term. We've made a longterm accident by having a little girl 4 years ago" 😂
Meep Meep lol
“I’M IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT”
This NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!
"She has stolen mein blind schtick" 😂
QrincessQri I stole daddy's eyes!
I don't get it
*SOMEONE STOP ME IM RUNNING WITH SCISSORS AHUHA OW IM IN SO MUCH PAIN IVE LOST MY ACCENT*
It makes me laughs. Every time.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
BRUH THE SCENE PLAYED RIGHT WHEN I STARTED READING
one of my favourite lines HAHAH
Brandon Rogers has to be one of the most underrated creators on this site.
Rough Butter filthy frank, spectro, chris chann
Christian Castellanos I didn't say he was the only underrated creator I just said he was one of them.
I know there are a lot of creators who make great creative content and who don't get near as much support as they deserve
Rough Butter well compared to that Smosh shiza and thee crap that PewDiePie's doing, nah still really underrated...
Rough Butter He Deserves So Much More Than 2 Mil
I 100% agree.
Brandon:
Made a video in which he played 10 of the roles
Close to all had very different accents
they (look like) they talk to eachother
They have physical interactions(look like)
2.9 million
Pewdiepie:
Video on Pepsi
50 million subs
(Not hating on Felix, I actually really like him)
1:37 DONNA IS THAT YOU!?!? 😂
"If you go any shorter you'll start looking like a 'L e s b s h n i t z l'"
Brandon Rogers- 2017
Hi, I'm Cringey, nice to meet you. _Wack_
😂😂😂😂
*lesbianschnitzel*
I can’t believe this was in 2017 it feels like it was released just a year ago.
Hey cringey I'm dad
*You brought this onto yourself*
I love that little dance he did while he said “Welcome back, Sofia Vergara!”
"STOP CHOKEING"
...
"darling. I think I know what happened to the pepto bismol"
I swear to god, Brandon's characters could star in the perfect comedy movie..
MrTao i agree
I agree too! ~_~
MrTao serie****
MrTao ikr
yeah why he didn´t make a movie like on halloween but longer :D
2:04 I'm in so much pain I lost my accent 😂😂
Darth Orange Because logic
Darth Orange a
because thats the actual brandon rogers
This is less offensive than I am used to. I am offended.
jesseg1699 me too
Anyone got the SJWs phone number?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT STATEMENT IS VERY OFFENSIVE!
Im blind I can't see offensive therefore it means nothing.
jesseg1699 yes very much
as a blind person, I am so grateful you added the subtitles at the end, when I saw it, I was overwhelmed by joy.
Wait
"Stop choking"
*daughter pukes*
"I think i know what happened to the Pepto bismol"
your profile pic is gr8
queen abigail I don't get it
3oin the puke was pink and pepto bismol is pink
ComCastAbleTM what's pepto bismol?
|-/
*voopsie daisy*
*i don’t zhink zis is ze bazthroom*
I read this as he was saying it :|
@@woodsandlaws7310 same
*bassdroom
*”zoopzie daizy”*
You mean *Zhink* ?
"This ghatorade is exshpired."
"Dude that's barbicide."
"I don't underschtand zat vord, und zherefore it is meaningless."
ArDFaarK _ I found a loophole if you don’t know about death it’s meaningless and you cannot die
@@jamescolm1133 the fuck is death?
This is going to be my philosophy from now on
What is barbicide
@@fefyfefingtion1530 death by barber
“Darling she is chocking on something”
“Then handle it!”
*continues to bitch slap*
This is a new style of comedy
It's never been *SEEN* before ;)
boo hiss
Jerome Jeffcoat ba dum tshhh
Jerome Jeffcoat don't think _eye_ saw that coming.
Jerome Jeffcoat get out
did not *SEE* that one coming
"Y'all need to control your handicapable child"
Like that's me, I am that child
Eren Jaeger you're in the wrong anime
tell Mikasa i said hi
HaventNamedMyFrenchHornYet ButStillLoveIt j
Im a Lesbeshnitsel
So am i
I’m a pansexualshitzel
I am bisexuashnitsel
I'm helishnitsel
I am bishitzel
“If we go any shorter, you’re going to start looking like a lesbersnitchel”
Gets me every time 😂
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT
*Someone stop me im running the scissors*
I am in so much pain I lost my accent.
tbh.zhina I laughed at that
DAN
ay pham
PROTIP, never trust Jürgen with art
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT
I diedd
Bruh Im from germany and he accent is worse
2:04 “I’m in so much pain I lost my accent!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"She has stolen mein blind schtick!" 😂😂😂
L Hodg "I've got daddy's eyes"
1,000th like :3
L Hodg as he chases her around a corner and everything, lol.
How does he only have 2million subscribers when others have 17million and just talk about what's in their handbag??😂😂😂
Zoe xo Because people are stupid.
Zoe xo they don't appreciate his offensiveness
Zoe xo literary what I said while watching this lol
who are you referring to
ghostie why what's wrong with what they said lmao
"IM IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT!"
This is the only part of this video that made me laugh, why?
Yea, why is this the ONLY part that made you laugh?
TheNicePrincess
It made you laugh because you can't lose ur accent because u hurt...
Or it was just the most funny thing in the video!
TheNicePrincess 😂😂😂😂😂
l actually cried tho at 1:25
Same
“I don’t understand that word and therefore it is meaningless” the way he delivered that line was perfect.
"If you go any shorter your going to look like a lesbaschnitzel"
Key-Key Is Amazing Lesbischschnitzel
Isn’t it stop looking like a lesbischnitzel, anyway I don’t blame you because the first hundred times I watched this I thought it was what you said
Unicorcreater56 & Cooldued 7 he is right short hair is stereotypical for lesbians
Blind German = Not see
SKSKS OMG DID NO ONE ELSE GET THIS?💀
Lol flawless
Ikr
Lmao
Hahahahahaha thas a good one 😂👍
"I'm in so much pain I lost my accent "
2:09 the narrator is hella cute bro and her voice!!😍🙈😫
Simp.
I believe it’s Stella
That is Georgina Leahy, a frequent actress in Brandon’s skits. And yes, she does indeed have a very soothing voice…
_This is one of Beverly Hills most _*_exclusive_*_ hair salons, but you'd never guess it was ran by a sightless entrepreneur..._
"I don't need eyes to see that I have talent"
*UGGHHH!*
"Well that wouldn't have happened if you stopped _squirming_ around so much"
_Of course the staff would never let Jürgen touch a customer's head, which is why they've employed a young man named "Cockwaddle" to come in disguised as various high-end clients..._
"We've got Jennifer Anistonnnn!"
"It's Donald Trumpppp!"
"Sofia Vergaraaaa!"
"WELCOME BACK SOFIA VERGARA"
" _Dude... I told him Sofia was in here yesterday_ "
"If we go any shorter you're going to stop looking like a lesbischnitzel *SNIP SNIP SNIP* "
"Yeah, we switched all the clocks up so he only comes around when there's no customers"
"Like right now *looks at watch* he thinks it's 10 _AM_ "
**10 PM**
"All this sunlight and I still can't seem to tan"
_Jürgen can start each day by confiscating all staff cell phones_
"All 'vight everyone, you know the drill"
*Everyone puts in candy bars*
"You can have zese back at the end of the day"
_because he has taken away their gadgets, it's then his responsibility to provide entertainment for his staff... every hour_
"We hate it, but he's our boss so we gotta watch his little shows"
"Hey Dolorio, you're looking awfully _glowy_ ... did you just have a birthday?"
"Bitch, you know god damn well black don't crack"
"HEY watch what you say about black people in front of my girlfriend, who if you haven't noticed is quite black herself!"
"Zis is my African American girlfriend, Sookilah"
" *unhuman giggles* "
"We're very much in love"
"Although our relationship is planned to be a short-term *falls in pool* "
"We've made a long-term accident by having our little girl four years ago"
" _MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE_ "
"GET YOUR GODDAMN DAUGHTER she stole my wig!"
"G-G-Gretchen, give the confused boy back his hair"
"OH *FUCK* YOU DADDY"
" *gasps and faints* "
"A lot of people think our daughter is..."
"Retarded" "Disabled"
"Oh.."
"Retarded" "Disabled"
"She's a normal little girl, she just looks a little _old_ for her age"
"I can tell you haven't touched a single item on your plate"
"GIMMIE THAT"
*they both chase after each other* "I GOT DADDY'S EYES" "SHE HAS STOLEN MEIN BLIND SCHTICK"
"Somevone stop me I'm running with schissors!"
"AH *crashes* "
"I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT"
_The man is so accident-prone, he's even recruited me to narrate his everyday life_
_He was about to walk into a wall_
"OO, thank you"
_He was convinced it was a toothbrush_
"You've got to start narrating quicka"
"DADDY I'M DARTH VADERRRR"
"NO, you are NOT, I am your father"
"darlang... DARLANG SHE'S CHOKING ON SOMETHING"
"Then HANDLE IT"
*slaps her*
"This gatorade is expired"
"Dude that's barbicide"
"I von't understand that word, unsderfor it is meaningless"
"Oopsie-daisy... I don't think zis is the bathroom"
"Aren't you smiling? Smile for za camera"
"TIME TO PEEL THE BANANA"
"Y'all need to control your fuckin' handicapable child!"
" *DEEP GASP* That word is _very_ offensive"
"She is retarded"
*violently gags*
"STOP CHOKING"
*throws up*
"Darling, I know what happened to the Pepto Bismol! "
"GOD IN HIMMEL, I am receiving a text"
"OO! Great news everyone! We have received 5 stars on Yelp!"
*CHEERING*
So yeah... *_i'm so tired_*
Cyclist? I thought he said sightless
You're right :P
I just appreciate Brandon so much :P
this quoting lines from the video in the comments thing has gotten out of hand
bish, they need to be PAYING you for this shit!!!
"I'm in so much pain I lost my accent" is so funny
"She's choking"
"Handle it"
Smacks the shit out of her lmao
*"Daddy, I'm Darth Vader"*
*"No you are not, I'm your father"*
I WANT A 3 MILLON ESPECIAL WITH ALL OF THE CHARACTERS IN ONE VIDEO! "Another Day at the Park"
with** in** with**
Bayli Barnes
You are great.
Yuki's Cringe Page, I'm spanish so i can't write a very nice english D:
Leoreo IKR ANOTHER DAY AT THE PARK
I want to see the Mom, Elmer, Mexican Kids...
“I can tell you haven’t touched anything on your plate”
“GIMME THAT!”
“I got daddy’s eyes!”
“I got daddy’s eyes!”
“ *she has stolen mein blind schtick!* “
“Someone stop me, I’m running with scissors * german laugh, then a crashing sound * *I’M IN SO MY PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT!!!”*
*wait a minute*
"He was about to walk into a wall"
@@cthulhutheone8787 he was convinced it was a toothbrush
1:52
2:17
So..... are we just gonna ignore that he was about to put that razor back in his mouth.
iTheman 6s I noticed that too
Razor, by the way.
iTheman 6s
yes we are
iTheman 6s Oh shit
He was told it wasn't a toothbrush the n is like NOPE
1:57
* is blind *
* dodges edge of pool when running to get cane back*
"DARLING! I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEPTO BISMOL!"
K
Samantha Rain I SAW THIS AS SOON AS THEY SAID THAT
He is blind so how did he know it was pepto bismol???
DARLING! I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ZEE PEPTO BISMOL*
l got dad's eyes
Im in so much pain i lost my accent
Danny Portillo dd
Danny Portillo so funny 😂
Daddy’s
Danny Portillo Lol
The staff throwing candy bars as “phones” is underrated as hell lmfao
“Im in so much pain I lost my accent” idk why but I really felt that
*i don't understand that word so therefore it is meaningless*
Math class
SierraSimmer literally as they said this line I was looking at this comment omg lol
SierraSimmer I'm going to use that in my trigonometry class ☺️
I myself am blind and I can verify that the braile in the credits is in fact saying what's in the parenthesis.
Nice
If your blind how did you read it?
@@kaitlyn4376 By using braile duhhh
Um
R/WOOOOOOOSH
I like how they inadvertently hired his son to act as different people
It took me a while to realize the daughter is actually Donna
Really?
You can tell.
Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂
You can tell by her voice
F4XY
No way!! . . . . who is that?
HIS ACCENT IS SOO GOOD! I WANT MORE FROM THIS CHARACTER PLEASEEE
Can I just point out, his girlfriend's name was Tequila
Aley Kat I never realized that lol
Sookilah
Ace and Tequila
Sookilla
“Give that confused boy back his wig”
"Daddy! I'm Darth Vaderr"
"No, I am your father!"
LMFAOO!!!
Kayleigh smith 2:17
"I GOT DADDYS EYES"😂🤣😂😂😂
Hi fam
I Found Jimin's Jams WASSUP GIRL
I Found Jimin's Jams jimin looks really cute in your profile pic
fifi yawi thanks *winku*
I Found Jimin's Jams Your welcome strong power thank u my fella
Omg he’s been cutting his long lost sons hair this whole time 🥺🥺🥺
Andrew Ramirez
Yea he has from a day at the beach
And his throat
“ I got daddy’s eyes” is the most uncalled for and outta pocket thing I’ve herd today
🤣 that one caught me off guard. top notch humor
wow that brail at the end really helped with my blindness. thank you for being so kind
MCR IS BETTER THAN YOU oh look, MCR!
Dr. Jasontheman ye man
Poppylisious braile*
31337 H4x0r Braille
but you cant feel it wtf
does anyone know what the background song is? (played at the end too)
Shazam it 😂
You are so gay
totenwaffe hi
Durade sandstorm
gay boy
1:27 When new drama hits RUclips
‘IM IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT’ the best line of the year
Daddy im darth Vader
No you are not i am your father
yoonmin shipper
Me tOo (fellow yoonmin shipper)
yesss army yoonmin is life
Yeet
ARMY. i am also a yoonmin shipper
yoonmin shipper i am your 99th like
"GRETCHEN GIVE BACK DA CONFVUSED BOI BACK HIS HAIR"
"OH FVUCK U DADDY"
MushroomKitty my name is mcfrickin gretchen rip
*DADDY IM DARTH VADERRR*
I FUCKING DIE EVERYTIME
2:17 😂😂
sharny hope to
YOU ARE NOT DARTH VADER, I AM YOUR FATHER
No You Are Not, I Am Your Father
sharny hope OMG that my fav part tooo 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
sharny hope *no your not i am your father*
"I don't understand that word, therefore it is meaningless" one of my favorite quotes
How to save child from the choking:
1 - Say: "*Stop choking*
2 - Profit $$$$$
No..you missed the first step...slapping them
STONKS
“She’s choking on something”
“Then handle it”
*slaps*
“Stop choking”
*throws up*
“I know what happened to ze pepto bismol
What is Pepto Bismol
jeffery morago
Stomach medicine
@@fefyfefingtion1530 It's a medicine for certain things like stomach aches, fevers, and other stuff.
Message in the end:
Subscribe
to
Brandon Rogers
or your staff will use their gadgets
Brandon Hey you are also a Brandon :D
yup
Brandon thank god you translated what Brandon said.
no problem, fellow Brandon
How did you translate that?
“Ahhhh! I’M IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT” I can’t lol 💀
Stop being blind, it's bad for your eyes 😆
FinntheMexican "stop being brind it's bad for your eyes" Hilarious
Nayele Martinez u spelled blind wrong... U welcome 😄😄😄
IWant15000 Subscribers I meant to spell it like that because that's the way he said it
IWant15000 Subscribers please say you're joking
FinntheMexican it was intentional. from A Day At The Park where the Asian "girl" says "Stop Being brind its bad for your eyes"
"I dont understand that word, therefore it is meaningless" me in school
Jaiden dude same