NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 1: Meet the Gang

[@brittanykosterlytzky7248]

"i keep my friends close and my enemies dead" my senior yearbook quote

[@SunFlowerpowers]

ok

[@goduwu8075]

yersh

[@jersienicole2676]

same

[@lake_dot]

Goddammit, I was already thinking that till I saw this

[@brittdawgggarfarf1882]

Bri Koster stupid

[@HawksNestYT]

Bro I’ve seen the “a child” clip millions of times and had NO idea that was Brandon Rogers...

[@livygonza]

Me too

[@luziox7197]

Lol same

[@gizmajd3545]

Lmfao same.

[@nicholashernandez6675]

Same

[@eddiemantell19]

Bro what..... howw

[@Incursion56]

I actually want to see this as a show like the office

[@IzzyBella739]

Hes basically Micheal Scott if he kept failing to get into the police academy

[@addison3505]

there’s a show that brandon made in 2008 i think that’s called theater class it’s really good it’s just like the office

[@Slades_Garage]

Lol

[@chickonman2387]

Same

[@720cory]

Yeah i wish they would pick up the show again but the actors dont look anything like they did here so they cant rlly

[@emmagettings222]

It’s the office but they’re all Dwight

[@stickypoopoo8982]

Basically

[@shortkid7848]

No Delilah and Preston are more like a Jim and Pam type people

[@yctutorials18]

Schrute family spin off

[@Anna-wq4hm]

Yoooooo

[@Anna-wq4hm]

I’ve never agreed with something so hard in my life.

[@isaaclarson4587]

"I keep my friends close and my enemies dead."

[@leandratheaustralian2183]

I lost my shit there

[@nikitastar3000]

+IsaacR Larson New senior quote everybody!

[@marionettethefemalepuppet3962]

+IsaacR Larson so do I :D

[@heatherw02hw]

😂😂😂

[@hallieh1879]

IRL 666 likes😂👍🏻

[@simonyoo1343]

I dont even care if you cant get the whole cast just please bring this series back

[@heyspoons]

@Jesse Gutierrez sad

[@dfox6222]

Abby's probably my favorite character in this because she's a kid with a GUN

[@realbabyeater]

Jesse Gutierrez source?

[@gameridiotNOT]

@Jesse Gutierrez Im so confused

[@gameridiotNOT]

@Jesse Gutierrez Then looks like I'm on the right path

[@Beeznwax]

"we forgot the f*cking phone number" I lost it there😂😂😂

[@DarKiRage.13]

SAME😂😂😂

[@jasonvalencia7773]

I HAVE TO PISS

[@RaInBoWDiNoSxD]

I always rewind that part, oml.

[@Bludgeoned2DEATH2]

+Keishya Davis I nearly choked on my food and snarfed it lol that was so fucking funny.

[@bangtanslay9769]

same

[@dulapeeps3043]

“I keep my friends close..and my enemies..dead” a little confused but he’s got the spirit

[@TT35109]

Reminds me of something Micheal Scott from the Office would say. XD

[@Wall_flower]

Omg Dula Peeps/ Charlie James

[@kylebroflovski5163]

Senior quote right there

[@kittyoverlooord1300]

4:21 for reference

[@rosepopal4103]

THE FAKE DOOR OHMYGOD

[@leandratheaustralian2183]

Ikr ahahahahhaha

[@unknownlethal9148]

Nah it's real ;)

[@thecommoncoldvirus642]

@Rose Popal
Was it a real fake door?

[@windymoment885]

maxmofoe be like :

[@adrock_sokolov6570]

I think that's the door from the shining

[@rice.6287]

*A child.*

[@somethingcreative6232]

WHERE!?

[@Blueberry.Flavored]

*_NO!_*

[@leapaws5011]

**no**

[@secondhandguru3558]

That's the whole reason I'm here lol

[@b.psy.g]

no

[@grimawormtongue8993]

"We forgot the fucking number"

[@Barneyfunny321]

Ded XD

[@jersienicole2676]

i was laughing so hard at that part

[@obeyyeti_ttv4677]

Yasin ŞAHİN XD XD XD

[@weezingargonian6523]

This feels like “Parks And Recreation” “The Office” and “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” all rolled into one

[@rinrin63]

I dont fw your name but i agree with your comment

[@xoxo3896]

And Arrested Development too

[@commonsens3]

@@xoxo3896 yes. That woman looked like the mom from arested development

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

pretty sure you mean the HOA version of Reno 911

[@DirtyDozen6612]

+ Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@ConstaYok]

We forgot the fukin phone number part got me

[@unknownincognito2425]

Year ago reply

[@elisatovar1084]

True

[@alessandralerro6784]

3:14
Drama channels after James Charles’ apology video

[@maddiefrymyer2748]

underated comment

[@theTrevorluck]

No one
Absolutely no one
Zombies on hard difficulty: 0:05

[@popripple8]

Best comment I've seen and I'm not just saying that

[@eversick8552]

3:16 morphe members tryna get the most out of their pay before they drop james

[@Romaneatschickenparm]

Uncle Ben your dead damnit

[@BradyTheButcher]

3:14 Area 51 guards once they realize the raid isn’t a joke

[@BlackCat-tg7th]

Too bad that the raid was a joke xD

[@EZ-kh1km]

Too bad that shit flopped

[@gayvideos3808]

The area 51 raid was two years ago wtf it feels like yesterday

[@lukesimmons897]

@@gayvideos3808 facts

[@aarondadvlogs]

You can reallyyyy see the office and arrested development influences in his older stuff and its still awesome but im glad he branched out and grew into his own unique one-of-a-kind COMPLETELY INSANE Brandon Rogers style over time

[@ihatejeffreecampbell]

and madtv

[@lovergirl5013]

you need to make an actual show.. a mocumentary like parks and recreation or the office.. i'd watch that..

[@mads165]

|-/

[@IsaacAutumn]

Are you serious? You haven't watched theater class?!

[@lovergirl5013]

+Isaac the thing i have. it doesn't seem finished.

[@twentynegrrilaz1061]

|-/

[@dayleoleary1947]

Same! I need a whole season

[@DrPhil-hz4up]

Louis (Brandon): “What’s in there?”
Girl: “My allowance!”
Louis (Brandon): “Yeah right.”
*Throws it on the ground*
*”d r u g m o n e y.”*

[@fetal.beetle07734]

4:03

[@mmmora7748]

LOL

[@mmmora7748]

4:08

[@-breadcrumbs]

Louis (Brandon) "I'm so sure"***

[@-breadcrumbs]

"What do you got in the pig, sweety" for the first one

[@niamh669]

We forgot the fucking phone number

[@miigllle]

Niamh 😂😂😂

[@rosamendieta4579]

XD

[@blaisezabine8774]

Me during finals week

[@858Boi]

911 likes

[@deadlytorito9845]

Im the 1000 Like

[@jonathanzaragoza634]

That “we forgot the fucking phone number” kills me every time 🤣 0:46

[@Angel-kv8zw]

I'm getting a The Office vibe from this and I really like it

[@tyrekewilliams4074]

You like this watch his series theater class

[@shadiuhhh8396]

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[@KingKoscheii]

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[@evlovesmj]

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[@jeslynwilliams9887]

Right?! Vince kinda reminds me of Ryan

[@samuelmaxim3984]

I wish I could meet brandon rogers so bad he is so funny

[@samuelmaxim3984]

Great

[@AlexeyLevkinNumber1fan]

+Casey Wookie did you take a picture?

[@akacarleyy]

billy bobjoe lol i met him at vidcon in a dark allie way

[@julietbauer4989]

"What'd I'd do for a school shooting" omg dead

[@Jes.117]

no but the students are

[@julietbauer4989]

ZOMBIE RAGER Damn.

[@kaylagarcia8924]

+ZOMBIE RAGER OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@heatherw02hw]

+Juliet Bauer lmaoo

[@lololtryme6504]

Jesus fcking Christ

[@twixiess]

"There is only one thing worst than a rapist."
*gasp!* "A child!"
*"N o ."*

[@Priapus_GodOfFertility]

What time?

[@wave9290]

@@Priapus_GodOfFertility its in the first seconds of episode 2. This is episode 1

[@Priapus_GodOfFertility]

@@wave9290 ooh lol my bad thank you

[@wave9290]

@@Priapus_GodOfFertility your welcome :)

[@brillywinsen6526]

Nooo! A CHILD rapist. And what's even worse than that?
GASSSPPPP!
A local...
*facepalm*

[@kai1736]

Brandon has grown so much 💘

[@shivsoni1281]

No, he was bigger before, he’s actually gotten skinnier.

[@kai1736]

Kiyro Yagami im talking about from this to the present time -

[@kelkinn]

ew

[@shivsoni1281]

alyx_ Me too, but I mean in physical size

[@haley9999]

alyx_ ikr I love him so much

[@xxxxxyy]

"She's fucking her brother" THIS IS TOOOO MUCH FOR ME LMAOOOOO!

[@alphonse6803]

BA IM DEAD

[@wolfofthenightsky708]

Neighborhood Patrol is my favourite anime.

[@CarlyKleve]

WolfOfTheNightSky Meme ............

[@zoinksscoob9954]

WolfOfTheNightSky Meme manga was better

[@xerox501st]

Why does this not have a Netflix contract

[@marlinatrevino8797]

"Whats do you got in the pig sweetie"
"My allowance"
"Im so suree"
*Cracks pig*
"Drug Money"

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3437]

We know what he said we can here. We’re not deaf

[@JesusGomez-ob2qt]

@@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3437 plus he wrote the quote wrong smh

[@wokekola6939]

Otis:6 years
Rita:5 years
Louis: 4 years (leader)
_seems bout right_

[@Pdm70]

There could’ve been another leader

[@Tuckems]

Magnets & magic There was, he was shot dead, sacrificing himself to save children from a school shooting. Rip Bill (1969-2009)

[@takayanagi-senseissurprise2104]

Vince Miller: Insert text here

[@aMAXproduction]

"insert subtitle text here"

[@user-hy5hs2wk2i]

+UltreesKiload ??

[@irmapena1765]

😂

[@dronetwister8956]

A child

[@DavidSmith-dh5kb]

I saw that, that was holarious

[@elenavega4438]

Lol no, is the text

[@miles_quartz]

the production quality here is insanely good for something they did independently 10 years ago, like props to them, this is amazing

[@-ms9vrS]

They filmed this in 2011, so it’ll actually be 13 years ago is crazy

[@sierrawilson7363]

ABBY. THE ONLY ONE WITH A GUN IS THE CHILD. OH MY GOD.

[@alecarrdgz5577]

tiger kitty thats exactly what i said 2

[@version3155]

Omg guns are bad mkay. Look at me guns are bad

[@heinman6250]

*Tases little kid*
“Yea boi”

[@simrannanda299]

*breaks piggy bank* DRUG MONEY
DEAD XD

[@danielherron5597]

Same!

[@thejournalist8091]

rip

[@stfu_b4and0n]

Simran Nanda XD I KNOW

[@alexa8819]

Simran Nanda me

[@nickv.3573]

I didnt realize that was Brandon in the beginning, he looked so difference.

[@wya5705]

What a daddy!

[@PaetynPeebles-tg5cb]

I think maybe he was heavier here? He looks suuuuuuper thin in his recent stuff. He’s fine as hell no matter what though!

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

He definitely lost a lot of weight

[@abbaddabba6100]

He's thinner...but I think...it's his teeth throwing people off. His gap isn't there.

[@arianaislife2255]

"my allowance!"
*breaks piggy bank*
"drug money"😂😂😂

[@Hanky03]

"I keep my friends close and my enemies dead" I'm dieing of laughter!!!😂😂

[@UncommonSituations]

Dying* fucktard

[@okaybye5679]

Dying*

[@MariahTheSloth]

YOU'RE AN ENEMY OF NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL

[@yaibts2529]

same

[@Supermanlover93]

+FadJeb Clone

[@ifshebreathesheathot6958]

0:08 the fact that you can see the homie recording in the mirror got me crying😂

[@g148b4]

And his eye looking at the camera.

[@JoseAyala19]

Brandon looked so different back then. What a transformation

[@Alice-ib4cz]

Who els wants more Neighbourhood patrol

[@leiliahall1693]

meeee

[@lakehudson6583]

+Red_LeviathanGaming RLG they really should make more

[@thiccsouls1048]

It's cancer in my opinion

[@shadiuhhh8396]

meh

[@kethman4807]

Mwa

[@nickwerstler5512]

"Boom, a child."

[@princesskitty3104]

XD

[@jkrogsgaard8739]

I cant find it plz help me

[@thedazinator851]

It's from the second episode

[@klopia1]

Nick Werstler "No"

[@taylorowens3721]

Wrong episode.

[@TheBruceRichards]

This is a very similar style to the office

[@hannahbanana9820]

i think its more of a Parks and Recreation type show tbh

[@enamouredwiddit]

I agree it does have the same feel as the Office

[@tyrekewilliams4074]

Watch his series theater class...

[@o.3313]

Dc

[@lynnalexandre9640]

Hannah Armar the office and parks and rec are both mockumentaries so theyre all similar

[@SunBunz]

Dude, I can’t believe there’s only 2 episodes! Bring this series back, it’s hilarious! 😂

[@canned_arbys]

"I keep my friends close and my enemies dead"

[@Harper_1984]

3:14 and from that moment, a vine/twitter reply video was born.

[@deebee4278]

"Are you always this stupid?"
"Yes but not always."

[@pr3ttyvacant]

Dee Bee Lol

[@theexreal1468]

04:08 ''Drug money'' gets me everytime

[@tardisman602]

*sigh* "What I'd do for a school shooting"

[@BowGangLexi]

this needs to be a show on Adult Swim. like now

[@jolikethat]

Lexi Zana yassss

[@rigzfn2830]

Lexi Zana more like a show on Disney channel

[@eggyofficial]

Silent Wraith no

[@th3voic3oftr3ason]

The office that TV wouldnt allow

[@rogenabdalla4633]

Why am I getting The Office vibes?

[@jackkenney3349]

Rogen Abdalla I was surprised no one else noticed lol

[@schlongersaurus]

Nah more parks and rec

[@freedomflight.]

No theater class is where i get the office vibes from

[@eeeee7963]

Rogen Abdalla the music

[@benwarford8915]

Ikr

[@DarcyIsLame]

3:15 My last few brain cells when a girl starts talking to me....

[@madmanwebster94]

Brandon is hands-down the most non PC RUclipsr on the internet and that's the best quality about him. He's like the living embodiment of a South Park cartoon. No One Is Safe and it's always something random.

[@nothingtoseehere6142]

Glad I found him, especially since Filthy Frank died. This is better anyway.

[@madmanwebster94]

@@nothingtoseehere6142 imagine if they collaborated together before he retired from RUclips? The whole internet would have had a seizure.

[@realspartan5206]

Repeal Woman's Suffering let’s not talk about that last one

[@realspartan5206]

Busto Caponi PAPA FRANKU!

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

And it look like something out of Adult Swim

[@lizxu322]

CONTINUE THIS SERIES PLEAAASE

[@adriancua777]

Liz Xu he needs his friends from this episodes back, which is difficult

[@lizxu322]

I don't care

[@jennaharrison3163]

@@lizxu322lmfao you answering that 4 years later with the same mission is funny

[@lizxu322]

​@@jennaharrison3163 and?

[@ianmooney3963]

its like a home made version of the office

[@emmalouise2075]

Ian Mooney 100000% agree

[@themeanestcanadian1044]

It's more like Brooklyn nine nine

[@unoriginal6958]

@@emmalouise2075 everyones talking about the office should i watch it

[@emmalouise2075]

YESSS ITS BY FAR THE BEST SHOW, THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY AN OFFICE REBOOT

[@FireAssassin06]

took me nine years to find this.......I am not disappointed

[@thewaterfall8627]

"are you always this stupid?" "yes bit not always" I dried laughing

[@Ampwich]

Read that JUST as they said it xD

[@pxetal-8562]

bit
dried

[@makinnatheboo8117]

The Waterfall I’m laughing at ur spelling

[@muddashucka9743]

*died

[@elipng]

what youtube was before let's plays and endless vlogs...

[@shane.l9646]

Too true my friend

[@shane.l9646]

Ok but we all love watching brandon

[@vrman4600]

but Let's Plays aren't bad

[@munjee2]

Nope those existed then too

[@theunitedkingdom]

Let's Plays existed since the beginning of RUclips.

[@kate.marsh.]

"I keep my friends close and my enemies dead." XD

[@ashabrantley4041]

Kate Marsh the fact that your username is Kate Marsh makes that so much funnier

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

Why does her name make it better?

[@jetsbcuzyolo90]

I had no idea that famous meme video was from Brandon Rogers's content. All these years, had no clue. lol

[@brookecroff7166]

I keep my friends close and my enemies...dead.

[@jessicazarate6258]

I keep my friends close my enemies dead 😂😂😂

[@AlexeyLevkinNumber1fan]

i keep my old emoticons alive and new ones dead XD XD XD

[@woahningenius]

This is just like "Parks And Recreation"

[@larrycoolervines4709]

Fuck you

[@TheDerpsOfLife]

The Office

[@aradiiiah]

XD

[@franpanda91]

But 153859603 funnier!

[@leandratheaustralian2183]

Omg I was thinking the same

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

2:13
"Are you always this stupid ?"
"Yes, but not always"

[@SalamBustanji]

WE WANT NEIGHBOURHOOD PATROL BACK

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3437]

Yeah 2020 wants it back too

[@ericcartman9180]

Yh I wish

[@62buddyboy]

"Are you always this stupid?"
"Yes, but not always."
I flippin died!!

[@mafragoso9971]

"She's fucking her brother" That made me laugh so much.

[@offtopiccc]

i cannot explain how disappointed i feel coming back after years and seeing this video is still underated

[@inuyashastolemyheart]

"Are you always this stupid?"
"Yes, but not always."
lmfaoo

[@Winterwolfmage]

I'm laughing because the path this channel took is completely different from the beginning.

[@johnguevara1764]

"What do you got in the pig". "MY ALLOWANCE". "I'm so sure" *breaks pig and intensely looking at camera* "Drug money"

[@edwardm7292]

Yea I saw it. But it was better when you recreated the whole thing in text.

[@virgilebonnaud5525]

“I keep my friend close and my enemies... dead” Now that’s a golden one liner.

[@itslev4692]

*smashes piggy bank*
*looks into the camera luke on the office*
drug money.

[@gaby-xi9vo]

WHO WE REALLY AREEE

[@itslev4692]

+Gabii Cats IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
WHAT WE REALLY ARE

[@Bonelesspath]

+Salt when we arrived on Earth

[@youtubeuser3284]

From out beyond your star

[@youtubeuser3284]

***** we will protect your kind

[@alexparker161]

We forgot the fucking phone number
Had a good giggle at that tbh

[@iamdefish3315]

Alex Parker OH U WOT M8 U HAVIN’ A FOKIN GIGL M8?

[@zombiesindustries]

This was brilliant why did he stop?! :(

[@brittdawgggarfarf1882]

Arisbel Perez he didn't? He just posted a new video on Monday and has a whole new series being released in December

[@zombiesindustries]

lol I'm talking about this online series.... not his new content. Sorry for not specifying.

[@hannahelzen1665]

Arisbel Perez he just posted one a few hours ago

[@zombiesindustries]

Y'all dumb.

[@pimpsandwich9521]

lmao seeing all these replies thinking you meant he stopped making content period. I'm laughing so hard. the education system has failed.

[@rohan291995]

Why was this not turned into a proper production sitcom like the office! Its fricking hilarious

[@GingerTurquoise]

Will he ever finish this? D: This was such a funny show

[@etheal478]

Ginger Turquoise along with theater class

[@emilyreedy2081]

I wish there were more episodes

[@awesomechan19]

Same

[@leandratheaustralian2183]

I fucking know right

[@cwimberley76]

DESTIEL

[@emilyreedy2081]

+cwimberley76 FRNK

[@ellen4427]

+cwimberley76 AKA OTP

[@ofhistoryandscience6095]

2:26 don’t worry about it just wait

[@mywackyworld6964]

Interesting

[@mightymine3703]

That's so messed up.............

[@Thicc_Cheese_Dip]

Give it a week, you'll have one.

[@deadsoldiertr]

3:45
The smile at back was hilarious.

[@goldbane]

"we forgot the fucking phone number"
IM CRYING

[@brittdawgggarfarf1882]

voltron ruined me there, there. It'll all be okay

[@ayatokirishima496]

BrittDawggg Arf Arf! wait voltron did a copy of this? 😂

[@juanadams7759]

this reminds me of the office for some reason

[@nxt4150]

Juan Adams yeah

[@merathe9391]

Juan Adams more like parks and recreation

[@ArchiverUnknown]

yeah

[@cookiemonster3518]

Juan Adams same. Its how they recorded it.

[@pootdis805]

*raises hand* "yes Philip".
"I don't know"

[@amaltomy7967]

I just came searching for "a child" clip, but I found GOLD. It's sad that this series ended with 2 episodes

[@woahningenius]

3:53 "YOU LIL BITCH!" LMFAO

[@Giok8]

"Master the trumpet, overcome cancer, and land on the moon like he did"

[@nationdecay]

“Are you stupid”
“Yes but not always”
I fucking died. What happened to the guy that played that character

[@shadycatgames1405]

He died of cancer

[@IAmKentori]

ShadyCatGames seriously?

[@ren-pf6mr]

Nation Decay whats worse than a rapist. a child! no.

[@AbbasKhan9364]

This is still one of the most funniest RUclips videos I've seen. Every scene is a riot.

[@binayasha]

This needs to be a tv show now.

[@SqweakySqwizard]

Old Brandon is still one of the biggest icons of all time

[@Meeperthemp4]

why did they stop this this could have been a good show

[@NaviWolf9]

So many memes born from this video. 10/10

[@jrkaske7]

This reminds me of "The Office" or "Parks and Recreation"
I have a feeling these videos are going to be hilarious.

[@nxt4150]

Jena Kaske yep

[@rfswag]

Yeah

[@JustinAmador]

Nebula: Thanos is on a farm
Cap Marvel: Then lets get him...
The Avengers: 3:14

[@carranzabecerraalejandro8990]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theTrevorluck]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Zombies on hard difficulty: 0:05

[@shortkid7848]

Is better at being blah blah

[@g148b4]

Blackwidow: "Wait, i'm gonna talk a sip"

[@caskadcringycommentary1305]

Top 10 best anime shows

[@Capicous]

Caskad Cringy Commentary stfu

[@Dayprincess32]

Night guard no u

[@Emma-kg3ni]

Has any one else watch this more then one 100 times every since it's been posted 😂

[@YACHI0000]

omg when they tazed the girl lol

[@ImaginaryNate]

4:34 Goodnight.
*proceeds to ram car into the back of a police crown victoria*

[@cookiemonster8874]

''what id do for a school shooting'' omg i cant right now

[@mrmow7014]

cookie monster OMG OH MY DIDDLES JUSTIN JUST CALLED ME RIGHT NOW LIKE.... Really! Goooood!! My mom got me and iPhone 7 I wanted an iPhone 5!!!

[@florence4372]

mood

[@yourbootiful5147]

Is it weird that I saw this video before I saw the meme “a child”...

[@andreryujinchamoun]

Your Bootiful he’s a evolved human

[@zarna4667]

I just watched that video, and some were discussing in the comment section about it, and I came to watch it

[@putalover4519]

It's still great