Clowns on a Date (NOT FOR KIDS)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Blah Blah the Clown goes on a date with Whoopsie Wendy!
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So his mom said “blah blah” when he was born, since the first word they say is their name.
A child
F***head the clown
Imagine someone’s name being ew
i think it might have been them getting talked to by someone they didnt care about, like "oh my god you're having a baby! quick we need to get you some blankets and towels and some hot water, oh my gosh do you need pain killers i've got some advil somewhere in my purse that might help a little bit" meanwhile the mother's had the child and goes "bla bla bla do you ever shut up? i'm fine."
@@Anna-w4p3s disgusting spawn the clown
RUclips algorithm: "Bright colors and emojis are for children"
This video:
ScarrVett well kids shouldn’t be on RUclips so I don’t care what they see it’s their parents fault there is RUclips kids for a reason
James Games fr fuck them kids not literally though...
@@fatorangebastard What a shame, you were almost promoted to the elite life
Foolish humans
I'm a kid and from the looks of the replys..I think I'm welcome here 😎
Me: Can I have the Joker and Harley Quinn?
Mom: They’re too expensive. Let’s see, you can have Blah Blah and Whoopsie.
Im crying from laughter! I love this comment! XD
Yeah this is the rare occurrence where the off brand is better than the name brand.
Love it!!! Lol
I mean a lot less abusive
Kid: Mom can we have Joker and Harley Quinn?
Mom: No, we have Joker and Harley Quinn at home.
Joker and Harley Quinn at home:
1:02 IS THE PART IS KILLING ME
IM CRYINGGG
"Not for kids"
"GOOD MORNING CHILDREN"
2:00
Oh my god, his mom said blah blah when he came out
I just realised Brandon Rogers voices as blitzo from helluva boss. And also in the C.H.E.R.U.B episode blitzo dressed up as Brandon Rogers clown thing (idk his name lol)
“So what’s You’re social security number?”
Smoooooove.
3:24 “Quiet time test #28”
He’s such a genius I keep saying it because he keeps proving it!!
“NOT FOR KIDS”
**12 year olds have entered the chat**
how did you-
😐😐😐
Yep
iM 11 sO sHuT tHe f uP
How did you know-
Judging by that ending there's definitely going to be a series made out of this.
He sounds like "Him" from the show powepuff girls
Yes!!!! 😍😂
“Well, you keep your-...”
“Go ahead, say it.”
“...BLA-“
What a fucking n
Blood?
😂😂😂😂
YOU STOLE TJIS
Ok but can we talk about how gorgeous Brandon looks in the purple hair and contacts????
OMG YES. So sexy.
He slays fr
His hair is supposed to be pink I think
@@Ji-hoonJemStill
i was gonna comment the same thing don't question the user it was a dare
i love that he has to clarify that this isnt for kids
Coppa sucks
Aiden Mills nah he does it in pretty much every video
He shouldn't have to
COPPA blows
Title: (NOT FOR KIDS)
The first sentence in the video: HeLLo ChiLDrEn
“everyone knows a clown’s name is the first words from their mother”-
his name is blah blah 😭😭
My mother has a birthing fetish
@@HGmolotov oh
@@user-sg4ov7ng4h you too?
BoopaDoop Johnson HWHAT
He doesn't know his name so blahs blahs could be a sensor for everyone saying it
I 100 percent believe that Brandon bought tiny robot hands one day and decided to make an entire series based around it
“not for kids”
first line: good morning children
So true
devin yes
COPPA: Wait... Thats illegal
Because he knows that the children are gonna click the video anyways
@@prithiviflippinvoodoo4852 No, because it fits with the plot.
“Not for kids”
“Hello children “
Caught us
Brandon:you cought me red haned
2 thousandth like!
hello-
.Im 11.
Brandon: "(NOT FOR KIDS)"
Also Brandon: "GOOD MORNING CHILDREN"
Only kids who watch him and fuck their parents can watch his videos silly
I know... it's like he is monetized. Jajajaja
Ain't that a coincidence
🥴😭🥴😭🥴😭
@@YeahAlright1983 i dont swear at my parents cuz their filipino and he is the only tging that makes my day
3:32 the detail of him saying ¨Whoopsie!¨ showing the blurred lines between reality and his hallucination of Wendy is soo good . Chillss
it genuinely gave me a shiver up my spine
this is going to be a series isn’t it
well why tf not tho
Jam Bismuth
bro I want it to be a series
HOPEFULLY
Del Taco Cat it better be
If it isn't I'll kill myself.
Looks like Brandon is lowkey teasing his new series.
Sure as hell hope so. This one seems especially interesting
@@smolbasso truth
You had me at
"Slowly teasing"
@@darrylestano Have you considered slowly teasing?
Darryl John Estaño I hope so
Joker: I disturb people
Brandon Rogers: Park my clown car
No hold my peptobismal
Arkeiou park my clown car
Netflix hella jealous
Arkeiou there we go thanks for using it
Well he can’t hold shit because he has robot arms
Blonde nurse says “playtime’s over” at the beginning and the end
Edit: and at the part where Blah Blah leaves to get Whoopsie a prize
henoryry holy crow- i didnt notice that
The wig looks similar to the surgeon from Stuff and Sam
“YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL???”
*_“YeS DADDY”_*
Is this how we're starting the 20's? pink and poop free?
ND Junction yes.
Oh...oh my
Angel Dust who?
Why am I always seeing these when they say that
I'm showing this to my child and telling him this is how my date with his father went
Elgender41 popped a tit right into his mouth
Yuii and it was because of you
Omg
LOL
You spilled juice on the floor
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NERVOUS?! YOU'RE THE HOT ONE"
"I KNOW"
"YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL?!"
"YEAH DADDY"
Favorite part
AKA Blitzo's and Verosika's first date.
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!"
@@Gavin53zane “CAUSE WE’RE CLOWNS”
@@888.veronicaa oh.
Oooh
"don't talk about yourself. Make sure the conversation's about her."
All in an echo
**Something ain't right here**
Yeah. The truth way goes to a woman's heart is: Talking about her" to her instead of anything else. Works
Captain llima Bean/Kuraiku if he talks about himself he might have a chance to remember who he really is in the first place (which I’m guessing that’s what they want to avoid)
@@bobvancevancerefrigeration844 that's kinda the point. But the echo seems to be associated with slipping back into reality.
Maybe they're trying to get information from her so they can use her for I-don't-know-what. That's probably why she dissapeared at the end ;-;
Maybe it's advice that you can use back in reality to trick the nurse to let her guard down😉
The one thing I wasn't prepared for when I was watching Brandon was lore that blew my mind
Honestly I love that his videos connect to a story too. He's really stepping up
There’s a lot of lore in all of his vids if you look hard enough
same I was so scared when it all went real real, I was waiting for like a funny gun punchline Yknow? But no it’s LORE
Same, when I finished blood and makeup, the entire video took a massive turn.
@Breme gang the serial killing clown
I wouldn’t mind a long serious like with ‘Dont Blame The Hero’.
its called "blame the hero" because the main character was called blame
Lv3 Crook and that the hero was to blame for all the bad things that happened in the series
@@lv3crook301 yes i think he knew that, he meant he wanted a long series like with blame the hero
i’m so god awful with names, i thought the main dudes name was Blame but i didn’t remember right, you are correct.
my point still stands, i want a movie like thing for this clown boy
@@bubbajohnson1354 yeah but the parent comment called it dont blame th hero
i say this very literally; i can't stop watching this. this video is EXACTLY my brand of psychological horror that itches my brain just right. brandon rogers really gets it
christmas is hell had me on the edge of my chair man
I got flashbacks to Magic Funhouse when he said “Good morning, children”
Especially since Whoopsie is Sacha from Magic Funhouse
Why hello there boys and girls !
Thibault L. I hope you’re all a fannnn of *holds up random fan* MAGGGICCCC
I hope your a fan of piLls
@@BiG_WeWsie we'll cast some spales to help tou grow,
I need more of this like a full show of him just trying to figure what’s going on
YES!
I'd love that
And maybe every other episode he's forced to take the drugs and while high he tries to figure more stuff out as Blah Blah.
Wait another four months
I think it’s down the pipeline
Brandon Rogers: **Not for kids**
Kids: *clicking intensifies*
EDIT: Holllyyyyy crap 1.9k.. that's higher than I can count-
When I was 10 every time I saw 18 plus I clicked so fucking fast
69th like you’re welcome
The second I read that I was like “this won’t stop me if anything it makes me want to click on the video more”😂
COPPA
This man is so fucking good at connecting everything together. Ties in so well to the short Blah Blah series.
Love that detail when his clown voice gets back after he got drugged again.
This seems like it'll branch out to a whole new series.
Man i hope so!
I better fukkin beee
IT SHOULD
That was exactly what I was thinking xD
Yeah hopefully
"Hey Brandon, what should we do for the credit scene?"
Brandon: "Idk man, just pour Pepto Bismol on the table."
PieQueen234 PieQueen234
Did you know that you can od on Pepto Bismol? I didn’t.
Love you profile picture ❤️❤️❤️
@@marinafawcett252 oh really I should try thay
@@marinafawcett252 agreed!
@@marinafawcett252 gracias
2:00
... who the hell says 'Blah Blah' when they give birth? (I love the video to much)
lmfao
She could have said nothing and had told someone that afterward
I hope he makes a dark series out of this.
Zin_Gacha ME TOO
Same
Something similar to Magic Funhouse would be nice
@Hayden Walker Oh hell yeah, that'd be awsome!
@@alexxxx242 What if this is a sequel to Magic Funhouse and Arlo and the rest of the cast went crazy?
"(NOT FOR KIDS)"
"GOod mOrniNg chiLdrEn"
carissa crowl god dammit my joke was already joked
Lmaoooo I thought that same
Let’s hope COPPA doesn’t touch this. Apparently, they already put the COPPA label on episode one of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared. Seriously. Wtf.
Khaotic_mess 123 bruh you’re the reason coppa exists
@@parkchimmin7913 damn
"Clowns on a date", bruh you depicting all of the couples in my school
I laughed so fucking hard at this comment. Relatable asf
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUMN
LOL
I’m fucking laughing soooo had at this comment hahahhaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Literally all the tiktok couples
"Well you keep your-"
"Go ahead say it"
...
"Bla-!"
Had me rolling 🤣
Brandon: *has multiple mental breakdowns on screen*
Us: *A R T*
😂
ArTHp
It is thought
“Make the conversation about her.”
_”What’s your social security number?”_
Me on a date
Thats a good conversation I must say lol😂
When you’re on a date with a scam phone call
Yeah we watched the video
ngl that clown is terrifying and im not even scared of clowns
This is the one clown I don't find terrifying for some reason
0:56 all my dreams in one sentence
I actually hope this turns into a full on series
This shit interesting
Me too
Brandon said it would be!!
Jackyy Styles oMg yESS
Jackyy Styles when?
@@hfghvvgfthn4641 I don't know :0 it's in production! He is looking for young people and parents on facebook right now!
"YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMAL!!"
"YEAH DADDY"
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING"
"CAUSE WERE CLOWNS"
*audible attraction*
poieismagic I like the part were she said “YEAH DADDY”
OOOOOO
A A A A A
What is pepto bismal
jeffery morago Diarrhea medication
It can treat diarrhea, heartburn, nausea, and upset stomach.
😆
*NOT FOR KIDS*
"Good morning, children"
* Confused COPPA noises *
Lol same thing i said😂😂😂😂😂. I love how everyone notices the things i notice too
lmao coppa i-
Fuck, I accidentally copied your comment
@Dharma Hernandez Sorry, but
Execution*
I don’t
It’s all the same joke
3:19 she looks like a robot
"playtime is over." Well, were starting off strong aren't we?
yaaaaaaaas
He's the channel that cures cancer then gives it back.
You might know this, but this is the little break you get when scrolling down the comments before reading more unoriginal quote from video shit👀 so thanks..
Brandon Yeeteth and Brandon Yoinketh away
Love that for him
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I can’t be the only one who’s interested in the whole insane asylum thing going on near the end...
Your not alone
I wanna know too
It belongs to the doctor in the Anthony Padilla collab
I'm still waiting what will be the sequel to this video
I'm really interested in it as well
0:56 “And I’ll do it again to!” “ do what?” “Idk what we talkin about, but I’m ready to fight” literally one of my favorite lines in this series
"Everybody knows me. Im Dumb Bitch Linda." I dont know why but I laughed way too much at this.
Hahah I agree that's a funny part I like
Just a guy that really loves Yut Lung same LMAO
Just a guy that really loves Yut Lung me too
I love dumb bitch Linda
*”WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?”*
*”BECAUSE WE’RE CLOWNS”*
“oooh”
“ahhh”
"So how long-"
*"DONT ASK ME QUESTIONS."*
"So whats your social security number?"
Genius
BRUH YOU JUST REPEATED SOMETHING FROM THE VIDEO, and you got a thousand likes for it.
Gabriel's Random Videos ya life is crazy
I love ur pfp btw
This hits different after the third part of blood and makeup.
it does
On god
I was thinking the exact same thing !!!
yeah rip wendy
I’m the 666 like and I’m scared
someone commented that the video hits different once you realize that their voices are echoing even tho they’re in a small fully furnished room because they’re actually in a large maintenance facility…
I hope he makes this into longer series with a deeper lore.
Edit (I better start seeing a check in the mail)
J- Tricks he surely does
Yk I didn't have much faith in that comment seeing the thumbnail I didn't think much of it but now I see what you mean this has a lot of potential
Me too
If the videos is a TV 30 Production then it means its gonna have a deeper lore :)))
This is the greatest idea ever.
The youngsters are trembling reading that message “not for kids”
Haha haha....funny joke
i looked at the title for 2 minutes and got up to start looking for my headphones
i said "fuck it" and watched the video...
at 11:00pm
a swearing video...
with my mom in the next room...
with no headphones...
so many things wrong
@TXC Rag3 i dont assume
i no
@@jpegdemon6014 *know
@@cerisemin it was a joke
Feaking love how original his content is becoming .....he is a genius
EDIT: my god,more than 1000 likes!I'm gonna go get wasted to celebrate ,i will drink in everybody's name! And if you ever read this Brandon,keep doing what you doing , you help a lot of people making them laugh , i assure you!
keitaroc he had to take over from Shane Dawson lol
keitaroc I feaking love it too
@@PhoenixRoseYT Shane's series are boring although I kept watching them to see if he's improved and he hasn't so I just kinda give up now.
@@tinymarblesuwu793 miss his conspiracy theories
Phoenix Rose don’t compare Brandon’s skits to Shane’s lmao.. Shane’s old sketches and stuff were on crack but not in the good way like Brandon’s
Oh. Now I can see who's Blitzo's Disguise was based of in Episode 4 of Helluva Boss.
I would like a whole series about this damn clown man
Yaaas
Yes
S A M E
I'm down for this to turn into a series, focusing more on the reality
Y e s
Seeing how blame the hero was a series it’ll probally happen
Yesss
𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒓
👏🏼 y 👏🏼e👏🏼s!
If the clowns are named after the first thing their mother said while giving birth, does that mean his mom just screamed "BLAH BLAAHH!" while she popped him out?
Yes
Probably Blah Blah's dad was trying to calm her down by talking too much and that made Blah Blah's mom scream out said name.
Sadly yes
Or maybe.. THERE IS NO LOGIC THIS IS A HPPAY PILL.. REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION AND THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BYEEE
Angel dust!
1:39 how girls react when they see me
🔧
You will never know how I got this many likes
I would literally work for cheap to help this happen. Brandon! I'll help with marketing, writing, PR, editing, whatever. HMU lol.
But is he insane or the people working there.
Yes totally agree I want to see this happen
I was literally just thinking this lmaoo
literally make this happen
“YoU wAnT sOmE pEpTo BiSmOl????”
“YeS dAdDy!!!“
wHy ArE wE ScReAMiNg?!
cUsE wErE ClOwNS!!!!!!!!!
OoOoO!!!
Evelina Sturma is for nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach and diarrhea have you seen the commercials it’s this pink liquid that helps with that
Evelina Sturma np it was fun to say nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea into the phone LOL I sing it
Him : “Hiiii Kids”
Title (NOT FOR KIDS)
1:31 nice
This is lowkey turning into a series where a man is framed for a mental illness, and loses his identity, while being kept there by cruel staff, keeping him from finding the truth, as if he were a government project or government project test subject. But hey, that's just my opinion.
I'm not gonna lie this reminds me of american horror story asylum series
Or my small nuts
That was just a question
thank you wise one
That’s just a theory. A game theory
Brandon seems to be inventing his own Black Mirror series.
Comrade Ivan Love that.
Brandon mirror
Derek Bradley
Black Rogers?
Nah sounds racist
@@Rebel_Friend have it be a spin off
Comrade Ivan can’t wait to see what happens next
This gave me CHILLS I need more!
“Join me next time and find out why I can’t find my way out my god damn House!” THAT really hooked me... I feel like this tells a bigger darker story, please make more!
I ruined 191 likes I'm sorryyyy
If you haven’t, watch his series blood and makeup. It’s the full story and it’s really good
Anyone else getting Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vibes from that line now that the new series has come out?
@@thehouseofwhatkivanders fr bro I was thinking the same thing
Congrats im the person that gave you 1k likes
He rlly looks like one of those mermaids from siren with those light eyes at 2:48
“I thought I had a special guest today but whoopsie!”
He said her name-
"What's The Matter Blah blah?" "I uhh Thought I Had a Special guess Today But Whoopsie" *Clown Laugh*
Why do you need to add the "-"
@@YodsYunkestYriver idk what ur situation is but i think you normally learn that in 5th grade or somewhere in there
@@Copium-Detector the "-" is actually uneeded
Wow good job Sherlock Holmes you figured it out
Lmao he had to put “not for kids” just incase
LapisGoBlue well im a KID sooo
@@nicholasr.c1340 It's just so he doesn't get marked for kids because of the title for COPPA.
COPPA is kicking in hard...
Madison Ritchie oh 🤨
bigbig bearcat sooo i can’t say it?
this one can EASILY pass for a Black Mirror episode
😳😳😳
more like sucker punch but ok
not really but okay.
When I first read this and seen the video I was like not really than I seen the whole thing I'm ok yessss
nah, Brandon is too good for that predictable crap
Blitzø and Verosika date be like :
Me: mom can we have Joker?
Mom: No, we have Joker at home
Joker at home: Blah Blah Clown
blah blah the clown >>
Nicholas Artuso this is better than joker tbh
@@yaboy9439 nice joke
Sounds like an upgrade to me
Only Brandon Rogers knows how to convert his schizophrenia into a video.
Golden comment
Just another brandon rogers video. Nothing to see here
I mean the story is that he's being forced to be drugged and then imagine all the clown shi and puppets
Did he say that he is schizophrenic at some point? Just asking because I didn't know about that! :)
@@Sunflauraaa He's not, it was a joke.
Joker: Society has turned this man into a clown. They want clowns, then we will give them clowns!
MAD BENDY that quote should be in JOKER 2👍❤
Maybe... CALL JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!
I don't have his phone number dude.☹😔
Ok... tweet him or something.
I don't use twitter .... Forgive me😓😔
Who else is here after seeing this scene created with blitzø and verosika?
I don't get a series out of this I'm going to be pissed [>:v]
If*
Can’t wait for this to become a series with yet another twisted ending
Joshua kitchin same
Same.
Same
0:22 - 2:10 Never before scene footage of Blitzø & Verosika's first date. (Feat. Moxxie & Millie) (4K 1080p resolution)
My mom doesn't understand why I watch this "stupid" guy but you guys do.
Uhh
Lol
We gotchu fam.
@Shalanglang Life army?🐰🐥
You mom probably watched something that was her generation's 'this' when she was young. She should get some perspective.
“So, what’s your social security number?”
This is definitely something I would hear on a date with Brandon.
@@ravynme8975 Haha video references
Ah yes the most haunting character in this whole goddamn ensemble
as much as i love how funny brandon rogers is, my parents are now questioning me why im watching this on my family tv
“Mom I wanna see it 2”
“No we have it 2 at home”
It 2 at home:
This is better than it 2 xd
Bruh wtf this is even better than IT 2 😂😂
At- um well at least this has a better ending-
Your mom has great taste
Nyfuze this is way better than any other horror film
Me: Can I have Joker and Harley Quinn?
Mom: We have Joker and Harley Quinn at home...
Joker and Harley Quinn at home:
*Me: good*
Nice tumble meme.
Don't you ever insult blah blah like that again
Deyoxyo thats not an insult
Notice how he says “I thought I had a special just, but whoopsy!” Whoopsy was her name, I think he secretly remembers.”
DISC0 skull i don’t think it’s a secret he remembers, i think it’s more like he subconsciously remembers
@@mayumigarcia9445 i agree with you view a bit more
Yes
Woah
Took me a while to realise he wasn’t wearing a shirt
It took me reading this tweet to realize he wasn't wearing a shirt
@@casperwolf1537 do you mean comment?
@@victoriasnyder9120 Lol I use Twitter too much
God I love this character. The storyline that’s slowly showing is the cherry on top fr and it’s just a wonderful piece of art overall.
I'm so excited that this seems to be turning into a series, I'm digging the storyline so far! Everyone has different theories and THAT I think makes a good show
totally agree
What I’ve noticed is that some of his characters actually have a deepBackstory that end up connecting to a series
*"I don't know what we talking about, but I'm ready to fight"*
OddOmelet27 again I saw it when they said it
“Why are we screaming”
“Because we’re clown”
Me: *starts screaming*
You are not a clown, You are the entire circus.
600th like
shutthefuckup
You circu