"Guardians of the calories"classic.shes making milk shakes in the washing machine 🤔🫣🤤.your homie and you are some straight maniacos taking down some wildabeast and she hadn't even showered when you handled your scandal 🤣🤣😂
You fired on a Samoan and got away without getting dome cracked?? Man you’re lucky. Thats an extremely rare case of putting hands on a Samoan and getting away without getting assaulted back😂
Guardians of the calories lol
Lmfaoooo
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🍸🎶These are the tales the Torta Tales, these are the tales that I tell so well🎶
Yes they are!
@@renegademedia0224 hey homie you should do a short little intro rapping that whenever you tell them Torta Tales lol
Bro your stories and names you come up with, on top of that your facial expressions 😂has me dying
Thanks bro
Your stories are funny af 😂
Damn that Aqua gets you doing crazy things sometimes. Hella Funny, Have a Blessed day Brotha.
Bro this s*** to funny 😂😂😂😂 the way you explain this ish crazy AF! Big girl bigggg baby 😂😂😂😂
"Guardians of the calories"classic.shes making milk shakes in the washing machine 🤔🫣🤤.your homie and you are some straight maniacos taking down some wildabeast and she hadn't even showered when you handled your scandal 🤣🤣😂
☠️ damn you a real dragon slayer you’d give King Arthur a run for his money.
“Her own gravitational pull” 🤣
Am stealing that saying Jay...GUARDIAN OF THE CALORIES,great show bro
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The birdman shoes! I had them too😂 they pretty much just looked like AF 1s tho if I remember correctly
Torta Lives Matter
Improper Dorito with a straight face is crazy 😂😂😂
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Perfume and tuna cans
This Foo said "MMMMM CHIKEN NUGGETS " 😂
this foo said "they we're uglier than a monkey's armpit" 🤣
“Chicken Nuggets” 😂
THESE TORTAS BE LOOKING LIKE PAN DULCE SOMETIMES🫡
I could go for a torts right now
Lmfao
Batman couldn't beat this story out of me 😂😂🤣😂🤣
Bro yo ass funny aff 😂
I would have, I would haveee!!!, Down by the River (El Paso,Texas 🇲🇽),in the.house!!!
Bro said she looks like a improper Dorito 😂😂😂
Nickel nickel nine!!! 💯🔥🤘🏼
Lol Lustful Mcdonalds Looks
Chicken nuggets 😂
perfume & tuna cans!! 🤣🤣🤣
Showed up with a big baby 😂 built like a tent 🤣💀
I have been there 😂 in methdesto tho 💯 can't wait for the next one
_Takes out loans to fill her fridge_
LMAO 💀
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😂 love your content keep it coming bro
It’s called a Rolling tray pop😂
A homie..tell one of them tales when you was messing with them punks in prison. "Punk tales".... 😂
You did all that for a zip of yeska.SMH!times was rough huh!?fuck it you gotta do what you can in times of need
Keep up the good videos G
Global hunger 😂
Basketball shorts😅
I'm dead ASF bro
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Man another banger
Multiple elbows lol
We all been there foo but damn you give king david a run for his money 😂
Is the torta in your video thumbnail similar to the Guardian of the Calories?
LMAO
"He left with the two ugly girls"
Best videos
Buenos dias Bro up an early hell yeah get that
Shii had me laughing. Good video
Run back there with a flash light...is that two raccoons digging in the trash 🎉
Mmmm 🐔 nuggets 😂
Love them torta tales have me rolling
Glad you like them!
Keeping it 💯 on another Lever 😂
Mud duck 😂😂
Come on Jay!!
Im dead af😂😂😂😂.
Tortas deserve love too g
Orale! More torta tales!!!!
59 Jay ! 💯
Maybe you should do SKANTE TALES??
Chicken nuggets 😂😂😂
Bro you married one just like that hahaha
Hey, tell the truth did you eat it?😂
The details 😳💀
Where could we email you a story?
This one is a nasty experience 😂 skanless lmao
Drop another Fresno tale
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lustful mcdonald's looks!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Keep pushing sir J💪🏽
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You fired on a Samoan and got away without getting dome cracked?? Man you’re lucky. Thats an extremely rare case of putting hands on a Samoan and getting away without getting assaulted back😂
Not him the dude he was talking to was Mexican
@@renegademedia0224 ahhh ok 😂
Yuck!
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Wolf with no collar OG. iM OK iM OG iM OJ in these streets.
-Weezy
Go get tested this story was nasty 🤮 as hell.
Tapping in from the UK respect from London Bro 👍
Appreciate that
Dirty vato
@SmurfNacho on the feature OG. 💛🫡👑👑
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