This foo “TOXIC CHICK” 😂😂 since yesterday that I subscribed to ur channel u have me rolling with ur TORTAS stories continue doing good content STAY UP COMPA saludos desde Carson Ca
That's some Hilarious Shit Jay! Damn. At least she warned you it was that time of the month. I went downtown. But she went to the Rest room first. Needless to say I got my Red Wings that night. Not a good Idea to have the lights out an drunk as F**K!. Live an learn. Que No?🤢
"The Torta Whisperer" for real bruh?? BTW, pizza doesnt open up my legs, LMAO. I know something else that could tho?? Na, fr homie, thanks for sharing another torta video, always a good laugh. Stay Up, Stay Blessed🙏❤️💯
Thank you for your historias homie. You're funny as hell Jay. Keep them coming ese. You made me laugh homie. Gracias and stay up from big bad OXC SANTANA
Yo you said what all of us are afraid to say. Messing with a fat girl or torta is like riding a mo ped fun to ride tillbyour friends see on one quefffff
YO LOC!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂 THE " SHE TREATED ME LIKE A HOE.... A HOOD RAT" 😂😂😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SMDH.... I CAN RELATE!!! 💯👊🏿 HILARIOUS FUNNY ASF!
We need more of these bruh love em. Especially since i use to run around them areas years early 2000’s. Back when i was in the navy we had hella fun running around Fresno visa, all that. I dont even think them navy fools allowed to kick it out there like we use to be able too. Hitting them clubs on shaw in fresno and shit el presidente in visa good times.
I can’t count how many times I seen dudes that I was locked up with have a picture of the girl in the thumb nails twin sister. It was always the same thing, “I love her tho, and she keeps money on my books and money on the phone.” They always told them they were going to marry them once they got out. Best believe the minute they got out 75% of them dropped em like a bad habit when they got out. The other 25% needed them for a home placement but as soon as that went through they got ghost.
Shout out to all the Sucias and Skonkas even Tóxicas but not the Tortas hahaha I honestly would not be able to get my homie downstairs to wake up and into a Torta. Hell nah 😅
Hey that cebo is something,it holds alot of juice😁. I use to hate fat girls, that's how I use to say it. Everybody knew how I was. I thought I was the shit.If they weighed more than 130,I wasn't messing with it. And 130 was stacked, a stallion. But as I got older and got out. Shiiiit, I want meat. I was pretty much a vegan before suckling on the cebo😂😂. But as much shit I use to talk; I had a mom,sister,daughter,niece,tia, and primas in which one or more were big. Just like gente that talk shit now about tortas. They don't have an entire family that's fit. Something is wrong with one of them. But some gente want to feel masculine by being with someone who weighs less then them. Or I could say, who is more feminine🤷🏽♂️And some just are respectfully not into it. I have a niece who isn't big at all. She just is healthy.Maybe like 150 5'8. So thick I guess.She told me about someone calling her a torta at a club one time. Why he did,because she didn't want talk to him😂One day I go to a club and my sobrina is there with her friends. I'm with my friends and I'm not really paying attention because I'm looking at some ass on the dance floor. I then turn at the perfect time because I see this guy/homie trying to ask her for a dance. She respectfully declines. He's persistent and she just tells him No!!! He gets all pissed and says," well fuck you you torta"😮She responded as I told her before. She said, "Funny you call me a torta and this coming from a Pan" 😂😂😂😂 oh shit, he got all Karened out and threw his drink at her. It just so happened she seen it coming and threw her glass at him. His boys tried to calm him down and I respectfully intervened. He kept on and on with she's a torta.So I told him, "Your slip is showing and you're acting like the Pan she called you" He was in the wrong position to make a move but he did🤷🏽♂️Ni modo. But my sobrina burned his Pan ass with that witty retort. Andale pues, just thought I'd share that with you.
Omg!!!! Your are so ruthless to these big girls. You are coo coo …. ((((Laughing))))!!! Why couldn’t she use toilet tissue instead of one of your socks? Wow it effected her feet too!!! Damn it, Your a damn it (((( funny funny funny)))) Keep safe god bless !!!
Damn, this was a funny ass video. But on top of that it has a real moral to the story. Because I went through something like this too lol she wasn’t a torta 😂 but she was pretty bad and I hit it 1 time and I was hella nervous bc I stepped out on my gf at the time even tho she knew I had a gf but she never hit me back, i found her recently and she told me that I hit it and just left and that sucked 😂 then blocked me after acting like she was gonna give it up. Moral of the story is don’t do ppl how u wouldn’t wanna be done ✅ thanks for the laughs
Aye respect to her. She knew what she wanted. She wanted dude with a shower not just a tub haha. Man you remind me of one that got away; she had a donk donk back there before surgeries were in. I tried for years, but she would never let me hit because she had a son a couple years younger than me LOL.
LOVE THE TORTA STORIES!!!! KINDA IN THE MOOD FOR ONE🤔🤫🤔🤫
All bad 😂
😂
"Torta whisper" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah forget about Norte and sur program , torta chronicle all day
The Torta whisper!!!, Este Vato!!!,TE VAS resio dea madres!!!, respect from Down by the River (El Paso, Texas 🇲🇽)
You said Dingasaurus....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....dang that arm wave was hella funny...thank you for sharing another funny torta story..🤣❤️🙏
You are so welcome
Lmfao bro your humor is out of this 🌎 😂
Thanks bro
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you like them Big O Tortas carnal do yo thang shallow hal lol ..South Los At@@renegademedia0224
🤣this foo Gone Wild 😂
This one hit close to home.. lmao much appreciated this video had me laughing hella loud.
🤣🤣🤣💯
😂😂😂 bro Hahahajah he said giving pizza hut😂
Damn entertaining us and putting us up on game,where else u get that??😂
Torta stories the best GEE they funny AF
Tortas need love too!
Lmao torta whisperer 😂 bro this was off the hook
Put the bed on bricks 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Lol I had many of those I called them Ol faithfuls they were good in the winters lol good times.
This foo “TOXIC CHICK” 😂😂 since yesterday that I subscribed to ur channel u have me rolling with ur TORTAS stories continue doing good content STAY UP COMPA saludos desde Carson Ca
Thanks for subbing!
Dang this was suchba funny ass spill... 😅 love the realness n how u keep ot 💯 even if u put yo self on blast... following for this kinda content..
That's some Hilarious Shit Jay! Damn. At least she warned you it was that time of the month. I went downtown. But she went to the Rest room first. Needless to say I got my Red Wings that night. Not a good Idea to have the lights out an drunk as F**K!. Live an learn. Que No?🤢
😂😂😂😂 We got the air freshener on!!! Bro you got zero sense!! 😂😂😂
You already know
Let’s Go These Are My fav Ones Stay Up
La sloppy head😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's right boy get your red wings young man
Not the first slice lmao 🤣 🍕
Bro these dude is funny as hell
Thanks bro
Bruh now I have it my head you eating your torta with extra jamon with that white sticky thing you see on it 😂 😋
😋
Fuck my boy u have me rolling....I like me a think torta..like I always say if they ain't 280 they ain't a lady ...... Lmao..
A period don’t stop nuthin but a sentence my boy. 💯💯
Lol hahaha 🤣 I’m dying bro. Keep up the solid and hilarious content my boy.
He said extra cheesy 😂😂 lmfao
I'ma start watching da video with a bomb stizzy and some popcorn G Shawoooo lol
I'm call her socky 😂😂😂..im weak bro ...
Ciao!!! Y so serious, homez 😂
My boy was doin the worm
Lol u and harveys bro were smacking cheeks 🤜🤛
Hell yeah bro
La almighty torta 😂😂😂🤟
"The Torta Whisperer" for real bruh?? BTW, pizza doesnt open up my legs, LMAO. I know something else that could tho?? Na, fr homie, thanks for sharing another torta video, always a good laugh. Stay Up, Stay Blessed🙏❤️💯
Bra keep these coming 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 TORTA WHISPERER 🤣🤣🤣
☝️😂 ✋🤣 🗣 _Ãye Torta chill_
_its getting me sea sick Ma_
Torta whisper lolololol funny
Torta master👌
Thank you for your historias homie. You're funny as hell Jay. Keep them coming ese. You made me laugh homie. Gracias and stay up from big bad OXC SANTANA
Ohh shyttt lmao keep doin ur thang bro
“The Mask Of Torta “ 😂
Yo you said what all of us are afraid to say. Messing with a fat girl or torta is like riding a mo ped fun to ride tillbyour friends see on one quefffff
Hahahah fool said a couple bricks from home depot is 30 bucks im.dead
Dawg your funny as fawk but this one had me lookin stupid lol looking at my phone!!!
Damn bro this one made me laugh so hard
🤣🤣🤣
He'll ura I might re watch it
😂😂😂 make it stooooppp 😆
I have a similar story. I like the torta tales from the hood.
Some youngsters are gonna be like, I got this. Just gotta give this torta the first piece of pizza and I’m gonna beat guts😂😂
Grab a dirty sock😂😂😂
Torta chronicles 😂
😂😂😂...you WILDN!!
Thanks
They might not be able to jog or power walk.. 😂😂😂
If you were making pizza at home to feed this girl, what would you use to
cut it🤔
🍕 “Little Cesars”🍕
(scissors ✂️)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Them stalls looked like the bathroom in Desparado .
YO LOC!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
THE " SHE TREATED ME LIKE A HOE.... A HOOD RAT" 😂😂😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
SMDH.... I CAN RELATE!!! 💯👊🏿
HILARIOUS FUNNY ASF!
😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽(me standing)🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽(the torta whisper)🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Yeeee
We need more of these bruh love em. Especially since i use to run around them areas years early 2000’s. Back when i was in the navy we had hella fun running around Fresno visa, all that. I dont even think them navy fools allowed to kick it out there like we use to be able too.
Hitting them clubs on shaw in fresno and shit el presidente in visa good times.
Vergence came back torta style lmao
I can’t count how many times I seen dudes that I was locked up with have a picture of the girl in the thumb nails twin sister. It was always the same thing, “I love her tho, and she keeps money on my books and money on the phone.” They always told them they were going to marry them once they got out. Best believe the minute they got out 75% of them dropped em like a bad habit when they got out. The other 25% needed them for a home placement but as soon as that went through they got ghost.
Lol this guys is super funny 😆
Great story. It would make a good tv show episode. You could make a hulu show with your stories. Funny stuff.
Maybe one day!
Bro are the platters on the thumbnails the actually tortas you grubbed down?😂
Facts first slice is the best slice G
This story is hilarious bro 😂
Keep it bro now I want a torta 😅with salsa sound yummy 😋
😋
What up my boi.....keep it up with the torta stories
You already know
I live for these stories lol.
My guy trying to get pinky eye
Haha nomames
Shout out to all the Sucias and Skonkas even Tóxicas but not the Tortas hahaha I honestly would not be able to get my homie downstairs to wake up and into a Torta. Hell nah 😅
The funniest thing is that the pizza is the secret cause he read it in a book lol 😂
U dirty bro ... I like yo style foo
Cdubbb on the beat .. love it
Don’t be stupid mariscos gets them every time lol
Lol I ain’t on the shrooms today shit still fire ! LOCKED IN
🤣🤣🤣🤣 FAF 👍
That intro song growing on me
He said he picked it up and smelled it lol.. I bet it smelled like my ex mother in laws breath 😂😂💀
Funny story loool 😂😂😂
Hey that cebo is something,it holds alot of juice😁. I use to hate fat girls, that's how I use to say it. Everybody knew how I was. I thought I was the shit.If they weighed more than 130,I wasn't messing with it. And 130 was stacked, a stallion. But as I got older and got out. Shiiiit, I want meat. I was pretty much a vegan before suckling on the cebo😂😂. But as much shit I use to talk; I had a mom,sister,daughter,niece,tia, and primas in which one or more were big. Just like gente that talk shit now about tortas. They don't have an entire family that's fit. Something is wrong with one of them. But some gente want to feel masculine by being with someone who weighs less then them. Or I could say, who is more feminine🤷🏽♂️And some just are respectfully not into it. I have a niece who isn't big at all. She just is healthy.Maybe like 150 5'8. So thick I guess.She told me about someone calling her a torta at a club one time. Why he did,because she didn't want talk to him😂One day I go to a club and my sobrina is there with her friends. I'm with my friends and I'm not really paying attention because I'm looking at some ass on the dance floor. I then turn at the perfect time because I see this guy/homie trying to ask her for a dance. She respectfully declines. He's persistent and she just tells him No!!! He gets all pissed and says," well fuck you you torta"😮She responded as I told her before. She said, "Funny you call me a torta and this coming from a Pan" 😂😂😂😂 oh shit, he got all Karened out and threw his drink at her. It just so happened she seen it coming and threw her glass at him. His boys tried to calm him down and I respectfully intervened. He kept on and on with she's a torta.So I told him, "Your slip is showing and you're acting like the Pan she called you" He was in the wrong position to make a move but he did🤷🏽♂️Ni modo. But my sobrina burned his Pan ass with that witty retort. Andale pues, just thought I'd share that with you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
She aint no fun if aint 300 taking down the tanques my boi 🫡🤣🤣
Tortas are loyal n warm…
Omg!!!!
Your are so ruthless to these big girls. You are coo coo …. ((((Laughing))))!!! Why couldn’t she use toilet tissue instead of one of your socks? Wow it effected her feet too!!! Damn it, Your a damn it
(((( funny funny funny))))
Keep safe god bless !!!
Bruh😂😂😂
Damn, this was a funny ass video. But on top of that it has a real moral to the story. Because I went through something like this too lol she wasn’t a torta 😂 but she was pretty bad and I hit it 1 time and I was hella nervous bc I stepped out on my gf at the time even tho she knew I had a gf but she never hit me back, i found her recently and she told me that I hit it and just left and that sucked 😂 then blocked me after acting like she was gonna give it up. Moral of the story is don’t do ppl how u wouldn’t wanna be done ✅ thanks for the laughs
Thanks bro
The torta whisperer 😂😂😂
Daaamn!…😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should have took her to Applebee's
💥 ANOTHER ONE 💥💥💥💥💥
That’s a dope as hat my boi sheesh
i read it in books 😂
😆😆😂😂😂playa 👍
You are a torta too 🤣❤️
I haul kill cows in there and I knocked a couple just posting up at the taco truck 😂😂
Your main price was the torta de milanesa bro witch is the best torta😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Aye respect to her. She knew what she wanted. She wanted dude with a shower not just a tub haha. Man you remind me of one that got away; she had a donk donk back there before surgeries were in. I tried for years, but she would never let me hit because she had a son a couple years younger than me LOL.