I watch your videos daily great job. I have to go back to the archives something I haven't watched and this was one. Hilarious man you have a gift. But when you said Noah's River meaning the Red Sea Moses Red Sea that's when I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro I got to give it to you. You seem like a riotous person. I was born and raised in the flats in Santa. My brother is in the feds and most of my boys are dead so I come from that STRUGGLE. I’ve gotten the opportunity to meet REAL norteno soldados behind walls so I know there’s no difference but the color of the rag. so it’s real interesting to hear the stories from raza because I know most of us can relate. Keep doing your thang! From one loving father to another just as much time, blood, sweat and tears we put into the streets let’s put that into OUR kid’s future.
Good morning Jake want let u know homie u got a lil audience over here wayyyy over here in south Texas ,!! Actually Mexico is a walking distance,, any way Hb you had us all laughing hard loud , we the cleaning crew coming in early af ,, let’s do the calculations so we bout to clock in at 4am is start time and we watching this torta tale as u call dem lmao feel like I know you so dispensa if I say anything exetera keep em coming Hb before we start to work,, les dego Vo ponerles a mi homito firme norteño de California ese ,,
Manitas you are freaking crazy my brotha did you really go tru that lol….it was funny when u we’re doing your in and out and u saw something going across ha ha ha lol that was funny as hell…keep doing wat your doin my boy….manitas I’m not real good with computers but how can I send you some $$ l remember awhile back u said u wanted to get some more equipment or update your equipment so let me know homie…..$$$$
Damn bro, you are super sunburnt. “ And my face turned cherry red “ you mean like it is now? lol jk bro. I fuck wit u heavy. No pun intended. I know this is a torta video. 😂
Bro i started rolling when you said "she looked at me like a deep fried person" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hilarious
You messed around and got THE BOSS TORTA
Ma boi kiiling it with these torta tales!! I’m still laughing! 😂
More to come!
Omg. I laughed so damn hard. Thank you. I needed it after my shift today.
Your welcome
I watch your videos daily great job. I have to go back to the archives something I haven't watched and this was one. Hilarious man you have a gift. But when you said Noah's River meaning the Red Sea Moses Red Sea that's when I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂
These videos are why I subbed and started watching in the first place
Fr tho
Two sticks on a pear ?? LOL!!! Ahh my god ,👍
The best!
This is the best torta tale 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I live for Tortas 💃👀😜🤪😝 the more meat, the better they treat 🫡
Yuck
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lmao this have me rolling, accidentally woke my lady up in her sleep from laughing to hard haha
I waaaas eating before I started listening to this now I AM NOT...
Hella funny , had me rolling 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
Homie smashed tortas lookin like Big Show and Bam Bam bigelow!!!!
"Bro said I'm a nail technician too I been known to give a pedicure to a camel toe 🐫 😅😂 lol "
Lol 😂damm dif need go back and forth bro with serio stuff and torta tales
Wait till you hear my tweaker tales
Finally one of The torta tales your personal stories are the best ones
About damn time my boy
Bro my boss looking at me like wtf this guy laughing about.. shit had me laughing 😂 🤣
You should talk about the San Jose SNY Northerner Car. They were deep in SNY yards.
Yes Sir!!!
Bro I got to give it to you. You seem like a riotous person. I was born and raised in the flats in Santa. My brother is in the feds and most of my boys are dead so I come from that STRUGGLE. I’ve gotten the opportunity to meet REAL norteno soldados behind walls so I know there’s no difference but the color of the rag. so it’s real interesting to hear the stories from raza because I know most of us can relate. Keep doing your thang! From one loving father to another just as much time, blood, sweat and tears we put into the streets let’s put that into OUR kid’s future.
“I threw it at her anyway because I needed it..” my boy is dedicated to his craft 😂💯
HAHAA 🤣 not the tea bag pillows 😂
Deep fried person 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I love tortas
they treat you like a king
Yea buddy💪🏽
Yes sir
Finally early as soon as i read tortas i clicked
It's been a good minute, torta tales😂.
glad to see you passed that 100k mark.
Salute to you and your hard work.
lol I love these 😂😂😂😂
You pulled a Mcdouble😂😂 funny shit .. i fr pulled what you’d call a mctriple one day good times 😎 love the torta tales i was rolling 😂
if shes that big... shes got a big bed , there has to be room for me on that bed . 😂😂😂 im dead
Pillows looked like teabags.!. 😂😂😂😂💀
Wow.. it was a good laugh.. pet detective .. 🤣🤣
Period don’t stop nothing but a sentence fam. 💯💯
Put two sticks at the bottom of a pear 🍐 this guy’s wild bro 😂
Bro we need more torta tales like once a week bro serio gracias
Torta got my cobb lookn like Mexican street corn 😂
Good morning Jake want let u know homie u got a lil audience over here wayyyy over here in south Texas ,!! Actually Mexico is a walking distance,, any way Hb you had us all laughing hard loud , we the cleaning crew coming in early af ,, let’s do the calculations so we bout to clock in at 4am is start time and we watching this torta tale as u call dem lmao feel like I know you so dispensa if I say anything exetera keep em coming Hb before we start to work,, les dego Vo ponerles a mi homito firme norteño de California ese ,,
Lmao 🤣 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Jays torta tales and gunners super norteno videos are hilarious
This mf clowning the whole video.. had me laughing like a MF 😂😂
Torta chronicles 😂😂 he said she took three steps and blew her bangs had a visual 😂
Lmfao😂 hood tales
Morning bro needed a good 😅😂 this morning 👍✌️ have a great day
My boi had them red slugs looking back at him in the shower 😂😂
4:00 I agree with that.
I don't have rats, mice, roaches. Come on down ...😂😂😂😂😂❤
How am i supposed to deny one of god blessings 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 u hellll!! 😂😂
Manitas you are freaking crazy my brotha did you really go tru that lol….it was funny when u we’re doing your in and out and u saw something going across ha ha ha lol that was funny as hell…keep doing wat your doin my boy….manitas I’m not real good with computers but how can I send you some $$ l remember awhile back u said u wanted to get some more equipment or update your equipment so let me know homie…..$$$$
Torta hunter clika!!!!
Lol deep fried person bro got me rolling @ work
I wouldn’t mine having that torta with the green dress 😂
" If her daddy rich, take her out for a meal. If her daddy poor, then do what you feel."
Horrrrrrrrrible! That one word to describe all that!
Good story bro
Hell na vato lol 😆🤣 hahaha
Funny one 😂laughing n looking around 🐁
these bloody rituals.... BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Her deep fried prize 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I had a few tortas too bro shit is what it is 😂 swim in the ocean now I'm with an older broad with bad knees 😂 I need me a young one now
You make me laugh so hard!!😂😂😂😂
Salsa dip hahaha u a dogg
I bagged a big one, once upon a time... big girls give the best H.
Damn bro, you are super sunburnt. “ And my face turned cherry red “ you mean like it is now? lol jk bro. I fuck wit u heavy. No pun intended. I know this is a torta video. 😂
It's all that crust between those toe jams
Omg 😂 what if she follows this page
BROOOOOOO😂😂😂
Damn dawg your sum else
4:37 my 🥷 blushing 🤣🤣🤣
Mouse probably had a nest in that pile of clothes
😂😂 Nickels 🩸
We all have a torta tale
Deep fried person 😂😂
Ahe had to have some room in that bed 😂
!!!!😂
I ain’t heard one of these a minute lol
Pure comedy 🤣
way too funny 😁😆😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
JAY, I got a feeling You attended one of Puff Diddys Party😅
Homie said bloody rituals lmao. Hilarious 😂
He said smells like nickels😂 I’m fd
If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady
This story must be old af. I haven’t seen a 25¢ bag of chips in the longest. 😂
Lmfao😂ewww 🤢
Denise was to much bacon for two eggs. Keep you’re rocket in you’re pocket
dirty vato a soldier
1st one
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I remember that story G u said u felt used caz she told u she gonna drop u off early in the morning after u smashed her was a good story bro
This was great!!!😂😂😂😂💀
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All you can eat buffet young man
Doesn’t Tortas smell ?
I’m asking for a friend 😂
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Dirty Dogg!
Why do you have a houston tattoo on your face, and you're wearing a Houston rockets cap? I don't understand. Can someone please explain this for me
That's a Chicago hat
@@almarazmichael11 the opening music video. He's wearing a rockets cap
R is for renegade my boy
@@2-blessed-4-stress thank you
R for Northern Ryders or Ryders
God did not put anything IN front of you bro lol that was the work of the devil .
I hope u don’t work there anymore cuz if she sees this lmao
Turned it off when he said blood bath ur gross bro 🤦♂️