TORTA TALES…THE DIRTIEST HOUSE I SEEN..BUT SHE CRUSHED MY EGO WITH WHAT SHE SAID😳👀😵

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025
  • when i got out of prison ...she took me to her house...and destroyed my ego

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  • @WillSmith-wb1wv
    @WillSmith-wb1wv Год назад +1

    Omg 2:30 had me dying 😂 brotha hahaha rejuvenated for tha week !!! 😂😂😂

  • @Paniolo_6
    @Paniolo_6 Год назад +21

    Tortas always down to ride 😂

  • @Zerospawnn
    @Zerospawnn Год назад +15

    My boy jay back with them
    Big ass hats 😂💯🙏

  • @El_LeChErO91
    @El_LeChErO91 6 месяцев назад +1

    Come on my boi, you know damn well that fridge had no veggies or fruits😂.

  • @ReDoGx4
    @ReDoGx4 Год назад +9

    😩😂😂😂 you got me rollin out here while I'm working 😅 good shit

  • @rob-w3j7c
    @rob-w3j7c Год назад +10

    Going through some hard times right now, third time watching this video thank you for everything you done. “You break it you buy it” 😂 😭

  • @StevenDelagarzajr
    @StevenDelagarzajr 5 месяцев назад +1

    Cmon bro😂😂😂 not the TORTA....IF THE TORTA BREAKS SOMETHING THEN SHE GOTTA GO ...LOL MUCH LOV HOMIE....

  • @This__Is__True__Beats
    @This__Is__True__Beats Год назад +4

    "she literally turned my couch into a V".....LMAO.....great vid man

  • @fb8650
    @fb8650 Год назад +1

    Did u seriously just make my bed expression was on point lol😂 14:52

  • @alejandrogonzalezgaray7034
    @alejandrogonzalezgaray7034 Год назад +5

    Always with some good true story's vato! Keep up the Good work 5.9.J💯

  • @stacieperkins2437
    @stacieperkins2437 Год назад +3

    Toucan sam fupa 😂😂 spit my drink out at work. Every one starin. 😂😂😂😂

  • @emoney2046
    @emoney2046 Год назад +4

    Funny as hell bro but what was that tapping sound i kept hearing it the whole video?

  • @ff7fanboi
    @ff7fanboi Год назад +4

    not the hot funions!!! lmaooo

  • @adrianchavez7183
    @adrianchavez7183 10 месяцев назад +1

    Shit she's a responsible shopper G 😂 she knows all about the deals

  • @THISNAMEISTODAMLONG
    @THISNAMEISTODAMLONG Год назад +2

    lol a torta stories are fireeeeeeee your crazy homie a keep them comming more torta stories homie

  • @TWard-je6mr
    @TWard-je6mr Год назад +1

    I’m dying bro😂😂 fucking hilarious!! Good story!

  • @margarethernandez07
    @margarethernandez07 Год назад

    Shout out to your TORTA .. 😆🤙🏽
    Good story .. thanks for the laughs..
    May your happy New Year’s be a blessed one in 2024 💕

  • @williegutierrez2337
    @williegutierrez2337 Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BOUT TIME ESE😂 THATS FUNNIE AS HEL

  • @giovannicarosa8819
    @giovannicarosa8819 Год назад +3

    That was a good one bro! Had me dying! 😂

  • @stevek.385
    @stevek.385 11 месяцев назад

    You crack me up HomeBoy! The way you describe shit is on hit!!
    Keep the content coming Homie, you're hilarious!!!

  • @joejoeaz47
    @joejoeaz47 Год назад +9

    A scrapbook of her favorite foods 😂

  • @williegutierrez2337
    @williegutierrez2337 Год назад +2

    her home girl said " You go out with a vato from a neighborhood hood we dont get along with. 😂😂😂😂kick rocks G. 😂 thats tha sign😂

  • @CaineDaCowboy
    @CaineDaCowboy Год назад +1

    Funny story! 😅 but on another note whatever you got rattling on that table was driving me nuts! 😣lol

  • @09mrdennis
    @09mrdennis Год назад +2

    Lol I went to a chicks pad I went to the bathroom turned in the lights so many roaches i had to text my homie to call me and say it was an emergency 😅

  • @notsocrates9529
    @notsocrates9529 Год назад +2

    18:45 by this time in the tale I am fucking dead LMAO

  • @J49-g8u
    @J49-g8u Год назад +4

    😂👍 Hope you are Monetized and Happy New Year 🔥

  • @erikhernandez5930
    @erikhernandez5930 Год назад +3

    Bro I been waiting for the torta stories but gracias for all the other videos

  • @MissTee4me
    @MissTee4me Год назад +1

    I love these.. always makes me tighten things up..I am a clean freak 😂

  • @eliseopena9067
    @eliseopena9067 Год назад +3

    😂😂😂thanks for the lololol!!!

  • @Loyalty56918
    @Loyalty56918 Год назад +8

    Torta addiction is real.

  • @Think444Yourself
    @Think444Yourself Год назад +4

    Bro, you had me cracking up

  • @statixplaysroblox4029
    @statixplaysroblox4029 Год назад +4

    They say find a fold and f it😊

  • @arturobeckett4452
    @arturobeckett4452 Год назад +3

    Mayne hold up lol 💯🔥

  • @skii76
    @skii76 Год назад +2

    Jay you da man 'G,
    big props to you da big papi chulo, always pumpin out top notch content consistently for us!! 🤜🤛

  • @CutlassSupreme_
    @CutlassSupreme_ Год назад +12

    If she ain’t 280 she ain’t a real lady 😂😂 #TortaTales

  • @Puro-guerrero
    @Puro-guerrero Год назад +3

    Shit I would of blocked that B…
    Make sure she never called me agian😂

  • @FlameOnJonny
    @FlameOnJonny Год назад +1

    Jays Tortas look like Jabba the Hutt from star wars 😂

  • @johnrobertromero6717
    @johnrobertromero6717 Год назад +3

    Crock pot stashed 😂lmao

  • @ribaiarrona9872
    @ribaiarrona9872 Год назад +6

    I’m always waiting for the torta tales 😂

  • @MiguelSandovalmadrigal
    @MiguelSandovalmadrigal Год назад +5

    Jay, you are scared of a rooster, but not afraid of a torta-whale.😅

  • @OSOskandalous
    @OSOskandalous Год назад +2

    Busted out with the R&B 😂

  • @Never_show_feelings
    @Never_show_feelings Год назад +2

    Hypochondriac is when you think you’re always sick.

  • @piltg8568
    @piltg8568 11 месяцев назад

    She saving on food to buy more food , love that line

  • @christianpaul-cp6746
    @christianpaul-cp6746 Год назад +3

    Bro this had me roooollin😂😂😂 Real ones know about getting sex tips from reading American Curves magazines!

  • @raquealhernandez3009
    @raquealhernandez3009 Год назад

    Lmao torta tales 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marvelousmar2637
    @marvelousmar2637 Год назад +1

    My boy keeping it 💯 fr fr 😂😂😂

  • @tommymontoya7085
    @tommymontoya7085 Год назад +5

    Well a lot of us guys have been with Tortas 😂 there's nothing wrong with em if they got a beautiful face 💯 plus some of em could cook 😉 awesome video homie

  • @OSOskandalous
    @OSOskandalous Год назад +2

    Coupon for the warehouse shoe store 10$ off can’t go wrong

  • @susiegonzales5864
    @susiegonzales5864 Год назад

    😂lol...yr crazy !!! Funny

  • @Tito713_P
    @Tito713_P Год назад

    Funny asf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaels5659
    @michaels5659 Год назад +4

    Dirty house wtf sone girl took me to her apartment on Hoover. She sat on her couch and roaches started crawling all over her. Her face her hair. I ran out so fast. They wer her pets

  • @statixplaysroblox4029
    @statixplaysroblox4029 Год назад +3

    I'm the exact same way about coupons but my wife will take a coupon in to save a quarter.

  • @TheLogicalThinkers
    @TheLogicalThinkers Год назад +4

    Yo bro love the channel can you do a video on Danny Masterson he just officially hit Cali prison yesterday he’s the guy from the 70 show he was charged for SA on women!!

    • @renegademedia0224
      @renegademedia0224  Год назад +1

      Yeah I will

    • @TheLogicalThinkers
      @TheLogicalThinkers Год назад

      @@renegademedia0224 Thanks bro I want to hear you’re predictions in that situation because it sounds bad for him but I got not fear when renegade media is here to break it down!! 😂💪🏽

  • @octaviofelix2894
    @octaviofelix2894 Год назад +1

    You're a foo homie, "69 big toes" 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @roypina706
    @roypina706 Год назад +2

    Damn good one bro 🤣

  • @jackthedrought113
    @jackthedrought113 Год назад +3

    Just in time for my road trip for new years supplies 🎉

  • @elviejon1989
    @elviejon1989 Год назад +2

    The nose of Toucan Sam😂

  • @donttrip4912
    @donttrip4912 Год назад +12

    Bro torta storys are the best! I feel like you need to take atleast 5 tortas a week for the team! We rooting and counting on this storys bro!!

  • @eddieoside
    @eddieoside Год назад +3

    You crack me up🤣

  • @rachelmontoya3809
    @rachelmontoya3809 Год назад +3

    Hahaha,
    Yr tooo funny J

  • @jacobperez281
    @jacobperez281 Год назад +1

    Órale jay !, you too rich 4 coupons? I do coupons in paper and digital promo to save money, remember money saved is money earned !

  • @jorgechavezii4057
    @jorgechavezii4057 Год назад +4

    Sound?

  • @juniorperezrojas6474
    @juniorperezrojas6474 Год назад +1

    Take me to jail, I don’t wanna be seen with you 😂😂

  • @caliboyz8314
    @caliboyz8314 Год назад +2

    Mom sign 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnrobertromero6717
    @johnrobertromero6717 Год назад +2

    Good one

  • @savagesangrebayshitcrazy9940
    @savagesangrebayshitcrazy9940 Год назад +5

    BRO, YOU SAID " FAT WITH NO CHE CHE'S" YOU A DIRK DIGLURE FOR THAT ONE BRUH!

  • @Projectbaby-45
    @Projectbaby-45 Год назад

    What’s going on Jay?! Why the filter bruh?😂 👀 looks weird I was thinking wtf is this and old episode 😂😂😂

  • @707jr
    @707jr Год назад +2

    My mom used to make me go buy milk with mfn food stamps. I’m talking in the 90s when they were actual FOOD STAMPS, Bills that were similar to money, but only for food 😂 man I was like 13 and that ish used to embarrass the hell outta me 😂

  • @goldenstatenative2648
    @goldenstatenative2648 Год назад +5

    Been waiting on another torta tale 🍿 😎

  • @paulmedina46
    @paulmedina46 Год назад +1

    I've been waiting on these and tweeker tales.

  • @ElephantInTheRoom777
    @ElephantInTheRoom777 Год назад +3

    you just detailed my baby momma

  • @margarethernandez07
    @margarethernandez07 Год назад

    Lol … 😆🤣 .. 2 Kraze 😂

  • @Sam-uk3sr
    @Sam-uk3sr Год назад +3

    Yooooo wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Raskel213.
    @Raskel213. 10 месяцев назад

    22:04 bro lmfao that shit was hilarious

  • @RaymondPadilla-j2j
    @RaymondPadilla-j2j Год назад +3

    Dammm homie you and these tortas........

  • @Threestar-h7s
    @Threestar-h7s Год назад

    😂😂😂this whole story was funny as hell😂😂😂

  • @rebeccanunn6775
    @rebeccanunn6775 Год назад +2

    Love the torture tales. Question can you start dropping your music videos here on the channel? I love the intros but can't find the full video. Idk like Friday night music party?

  • @MazPower1982
    @MazPower1982 Год назад +3

    Remember that Old Movie.... HEAVYWEIGHTS

  • @javierpreciadojr413
    @javierpreciadojr413 Год назад +3

    If it aint 180, it ain't a lady... 😂

  • @SPANKS54CONTRERAS
    @SPANKS54CONTRERAS Год назад

    Funny as hell had me rolling

  • @Danielandmelly
    @Danielandmelly 11 месяцев назад

    She is deducting money for food to buy more food 😂😂

  • @danielvelazquez3969
    @danielvelazquez3969 Год назад +2

    Hahaha pure gold

  • @rloks28
    @rloks28 Год назад +1

    I like yur hat bro 💯u got any extra for sale jk lol keep up the great content 💪

  • @RIPKINGTRUE_626_LA_PUENTE
    @RIPKINGTRUE_626_LA_PUENTE Год назад +1

    Did caspers video get taken down ?

  • @richardsmalls8620
    @richardsmalls8620 9 месяцев назад

    Bro nooooo he said I kissed her 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eastside1981
    @eastside1981 Год назад +3

    Torta Tales🤣🤣

  • @Alhogg377
    @Alhogg377 Год назад +1

    Some women just haters and when your indulging it’s will never be real. Real is sober. Great story.

  • @Robert-cp6js
    @Robert-cp6js Год назад +3

    That was funny.

  • @ogrocha
    @ogrocha 11 месяцев назад

    RIGHT ON 2 FUNNY BRO GOOD STORY.

  • @stanleyhudson2587
    @stanleyhudson2587 Год назад

    🔴 been there for that. Those big girls are a life saver. They usually don't complain and give you the work. They're a gift from God.

  • @raidernation5595
    @raidernation5595 Год назад +3

    Hell yeah 😂

  • @Sam-uk3sr
    @Sam-uk3sr Год назад +3

    Takes a real one to admit to this bro hahaha wtf

  • @vavila4746
    @vavila4746 Год назад +1

    The "69 big toes" got me to sub!!!😂

  • @Audit640
    @Audit640 Год назад +1

    Bro, take a break. Recharge the gittyness. Take care, happy new year. 2024 is all yours

  • @stone8654
    @stone8654 Год назад +3

    Jay 😎👍🏼
    #1L1C #humble #blessed

  • @petepedro350
    @petepedro350 Год назад +1

    Intro was 🔥

  • @HELLBENTFORIT-vd3gw
    @HELLBENTFORIT-vd3gw Год назад +3

    LOL

  • @danp7463
    @danp7463 Год назад +4

    I bet there's a ton of cockroaches in that house.

  • @davedouglass5304
    @davedouglass5304 3 месяца назад

    Bro had me rolling..

  • @Ascension-z9u
    @Ascension-z9u Год назад

    Sometimes it's hard to take one for the team......lol. damn, that was funny. I have to take my hat off to you... Because I can't stand a dirty house.