Damn this one had me rolling . 🤣 😅😅 I know exactly what you are talking about. One of my workers gave me a blue pill and i thought i was gonna go at least couple hours hard instead i felt like I was having a heart attack.
Another episode of tortas bro it’s was fire 🔥 bro for you the viagra didn’t work for me it work bro but I went to the hospital cuz it couldn’t come down no more
More of these stories ASAP I’m over here dying at work
Soon
Any Torta Tale is a must watch. Keep bringing the stories.
once the pill hit you got me crying bro no joke man
"share a platter with yo selfish big self"
we have feelings too!
I couldn't stop laughing ur commentary is funny asf "eat her like a all u can eat buffet" lol
The Torta Chronicles 😂
😂😂 He should make a new channel huh The Torta Chronicles 😂😂
These torta tales are my favorite 😂😂
Am here for that
Addicted to the Torta Chronicles 😅 Thanks for the Stories !!
💯💯💯😂😂😂great story bro!!!
Brings back memories growing up in the neighborhood 😂😂😂Thanks for sharing
“ it’s going down like celly cel , I don’t give a fuck “ 😂😂😂😂 shit has me dying
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😂😂😂😂😂
Get story on the blue pill..admire your honesty..and your sense of humor..you made me a fan of yours…
Homie youre funny ,da way you narrate da stories, is dope ,u deserve a Grammy..💯
I appreciate that
That’s right, The Torta Life!! Keep them coming carnal..🤙👍😆😆🤣
Foo said gold dust 😂😂😂😂
I remember walkin in a tortas crib and she had a welcome mat right before you hit the kitchen 😂💯
Yes we need more like this even if you run out of your story’s please tell your homies story’s to we love it bro stay up TopG
Mando bro
crazy jayy not the blue pill🤥funny ass video homie do ur thang u already now much love n respect to ur family G...✌🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽👍🏽
Damn this one had me rolling . 🤣 😅😅 I know exactly what you are talking about. One of my workers gave me a blue pill and i thought i was gonna go at least couple hours hard instead i felt like I was having a heart attack.
Torta master 🙌
Bro you’re really good at funny stories.. That story sounded like a funny movie scene😂
So many hilarious lines in this story 😂😂
Bro you making me laugh hella BAD good story 😂keep doing your thing…
Omg im hella rolling. Im Momz from 559. I miss all of it. Reminded me of the Homie Pinner. Always had me rollin
What's good LoKo much respect g..like always nothing but that fire straight up..
Norte Regiment 918 reporting for programming Teniente..👑💪
"Daddy Longstrokes" are you FR Jay??? I cannot with you🔥
Bro said he was turned on by her triple necc 😂😂😂😂 u funny af bro good shit bro
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These are too funny bro , working by myself all isolated and shit , cracking uuupp
We been waitn on dis one big dog!!! 🤣🤣🤣💪💪💪💥💥💥💥🔥🔥
Call my mom call my mom WTF 😂😂l😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Everything u talk about homie , is real deal shit , I did my fair share of time , much respect from respect from tha 916 homeboy
Hahaha hahaha 😂😂😂...
😅😂😅😂 I need some water … nah bro you needed some milk 🥛 😂
The air fryer put in some serious work!! 🤣😂
Greetings Teniente...one life one chance..doing burpees today to save my sanity..🙏👑💜
Another funny torta story....love it...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad you enjoyed it
Your hilarious bro, the way you tell yiur story , raw and rugged. Your Mr Raw Dogg…LOL
I've incorporated love slug in my everyday vocabulary 😂😂
Golddust I was like damn 👀💅 Mirada de Juan Gabriel
devils rejects on em😂🤣😂😂😂
Damn Homie them Tortas stories are frime lol.
Hey carnalito Gunnerz bed time story were funny but you got that vato beat.
Thanks bro
I was weak AF !!! My boy said I want the food out the “air fryer” 😂 you should have plug it up on your way out left a message lol
Next time!
@@renegademedia0224 leave the eggs and bacon 🥓 on the counter Playa!!!! She’ll come back confused 😐 lmao 😂
7:55 Tupac wasn’t on Friday after next. I think you thinking about Katt Williams. I put on my cape and I save hoes. I’m interested in that torta.
That Thumb Nail Torta Shitt I wouldn’t mind G ALL DAY!
“Share a platter” got me cryinggggg😂😂😂😂😂
That torta scream auggg aughhhh. 😂😂😂
You need that blue chew sponsorship ASAP 😤😤
Tortenos
I got a rhino but i've never used It.... Just move to a new area is it not worth using?
Ayyyyyy fucKing torta time baby!!!😆😆
17:37 what the fuck😂😂😂😂😂😂pinchi cry me a river😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Bro torta tales, bro you catching feelings! Ima have to revoke thay playa card jajaja
You already know!
@@renegademedia0224 yo bro you should talk about being on sick one story's. Like Shit you would do or your homies would do. Shit well all been there!
Aiirfryer😅😅😅😅☠️☠️☠️
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This vid made me crack the fuk up this morning lol
Hahaha oh ahit this was a funny one, i liked the exercist part.hahah
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Devil's rejects is sick favorite movies
Lets Go💪🏽!!!
I’m going to click like before I even start watching the video 😂
I’m not really into comedy but this had me rolling
Jay your Scared Nervous Voice sounds like Katt Williams
😂
Lmao!!! Frito boat!!!!
Got dam the chilli beans 😂
6:26 she didn't have the body of Halle Berry, she had the body of Fred Berry (Rerun) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This fool hilarious 😂
Hailey scary. 🤣🤣
Banger torta stories
Lil pito loko 😂😂😂😂
Good job homie. King slurped 😂
😂😂
Dammmm make me breakfast 😂😂😂damm bro the best
Hope you enjoy
This foo 🤣 dude said “you might not go to work tomorrow you might need a wheel chair” bro stop 🤣🤣
Talking yourself up before had her scared! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Slug bug” 🤣🤣🤣
Another episode of tortas bro it’s was fire 🔥 bro for you the viagra didn’t work for me it work bro but I went to the hospital cuz it couldn’t come down no more
😂😂😂😂
Lol Dam
“ I’m telling u bro her air fryer “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Talk about some Strathmore or plainview og if you know any
Bro said he was looking at her like Gold Dust 😂 ooh noooo😮😂
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😂😂😂dammmm bro u had me rolling like always
Chili beans 🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂
3:10 even the pill was a torta😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 umm idk what’s wrong with me,,,
I had a few tortas my self and it was all good 😁
Phyzer😂😅
these torta stories are hilarious
The slug bug 😂
The old man was going to Bill Cosby your ass😅😅😅😅stay off them 💊s
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Cool story. Rhinos are a hit miss
Fuckin a your golden with your adventures bro!!! Simon!
😅 bro ur crazy
😂
Cooo
Man I remember hitting up the tortas when I couldn't get anything else LMAO
Yep 1:30 am at the club
Lmao gold dust 🤣 💀
Bro you had me rolling laughing
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Lmao keep it up bro
Will do