@renegademedia1418 lmao! Let me just tell ya, I'm 35 yo, 5'11 and fluctuate between 130-135lbs. My husband says I'm an oxymoron bc I'm tall but I'm small or big but small. But as a female it gives me a complex to be described as big in ANY way...except maybe my DD's but they're fake lol (from breast cancer reconstruction, not vanity, get ur minds outta the gutter lol)..and so anytime I hear stories like this, it always reinforces that complex in my head like "OH fuck, is that what men say about me behind my back or to my friends?" And it's hilarious bc I know damn well thats not the case and ur descriptions are so funny and something I would say being sarcastic to someone who isn't out of shape at all! It always gives me new ideas!
you had me dying with the no bottom half! 💀 🤣 🤣
😂😂 Walk of shame in front of the jefa and everything!! You’s a fool my boy!😂
Have me Rollin bro dayum.....😂
The kangaroo pouch 🦘 😂😂😂
😂😂😂My boy's a real carachter
Maaaaaaaaaan that’s a torta tale 😂🤣😂🤣kept it real ……real big but REAL none the less.
Your 😂 wild Jay 🤣
That was a super TortA XL
Tuna casserole!!!😂😂 Cochina coño..lol😅
Your funny homie😂
Tortas need loving too 😂
LMFAO!!!!!.. Booty scoops down the stairs!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some Shallow Hal shit 🤣
Were is part 2? Good shit 😂
🤣😂bro!!😂😂kangaroo pounce like uh uh stop it !!!
Lmao head game strong 💪🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
Bro my boy said glizzy gladiator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Applebee’s you got my boy? 😂😂
APPLEBEE'S LMAO...
He said " stomach fight" 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha " hideousness" 😆😆😆😆
You funny asf bro I’m glad I ran into this while I’m going through some shit with my girl😒😂😂😂😂🙏🏼
Torta Tales 💀💀Freaky Tales 🤣🤣🤣
I'll get you a little ipad in there...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 booty scoots down the stairs!!!
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Lmao! Rash under the chorizo…..daaaamn
Havnt cut up this hard from a story in a minute lmao whole time was 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Jay manos with dem Central Valley Rasputia's! Orale!!!
Ain't nothing wrong with being a BIG GAME HUNTER, LOL
Lmfao hilarious ....yo mama tho, no tienes verguenza !! pinche werqoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAMMMMMM FOOOO IM AT WORK ROLLING 😂 😂
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Dripping lol straight gold mine 😂
“dammnnnnn” 🤣🤣🤣 more cushion for the push in 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤝🏻💯
DAM BRO YOU A POWER RANGER!!! YOU TAKE DOWN ANY MONSTRO!!
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When she was going up the steps you should’ve ran away! 🤣🤣
Tortas are my favorites lol
Jay Be Like Quit Slammin Yo Legs Woman Yer Givin Me A Concussion LoL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BEST CASCO FROM THE CHONCHITA!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Found your playlist Colonel..love the lyrics..✊💯
These stories be having me dying at work g
So fkn funny
The bigger the Fupa, the fatter the Chalupa.. 🤣😂🤣😂 I know I've had my share of biggen's
A gold mine lol
😂😂😂
Gotta give a shout out to all the SUCIAS, TORTAS, and SKONKAS! 😅
Serio..without them i wouldnt have lost my virginity😂
@@El_LeChErO91 without them my count would not be at 35 lol
Representing all sucias, tortas & skonkas! Stand up 1 time!! Whoot whoot!
@@tonymontanamalverde you counting each one as 2?😂 that puts you at 70 bodies
Don’t forget the “Toxicas”.
J loves him some CARNITAS
Yup🤣🤣
Lmao. Mamon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m Bout to tear this minion up”😂🤣💀
Applesauce and lil debbies😂😂
8:44 brooo that shit killed me!!!! 🤣🤣
you a foo brah.. much love
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😅😂
Bro the way you explained the kangaroo pouch 😂
Lol 😅 carnal she was built ĺike a tornado good story bro
Am bigger. Been around this life for minute. Just started listening to you.
Damnit 🤣
It's.called,being.a.chubby.chaserrrrr!!!
I think we should all.start.a.interstate Club/ gang,we.should.call it the Torta lench mob!!!!!
This dude had me dying with his sound effects 😂
This fool is hilarious
😂❤💯
Man with 10,000 views dude should have way more than just any 500 likes let's go
Nes, nes, nes😂
Glizzy gladiator...🤣🤣🤣🤣, Love these torta tales ...stay blessed..❤️🙏🙏🙏
You too!!
Shout out to u homie the torta slayer
Brother you should be a COMEDIAN ⭐...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ewwwwwww the triple stack 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Big girl food 💀🤣🤣 im dead
APPLEBEE'S SMASHING YEAHHHHH GET DONE BRO BRO HIT AND QUIT IT DONT BABYSIT....🎉🎉
Oh. My. God. 😂😂😂
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Too funny 😂 had me laughing he said I'm thinking your name should of been free willy 😂
@renegademedia1418 lmao! Let me just tell ya, I'm 35 yo, 5'11 and fluctuate between 130-135lbs. My husband says I'm an oxymoron bc I'm tall but I'm small or big but small. But as a female it gives me a complex to be described as big in ANY way...except maybe my DD's but they're fake lol (from breast cancer reconstruction, not vanity, get ur minds outta the gutter lol)..and so anytime I hear stories like this, it always reinforces that complex in my head like "OH fuck, is that what men say about me behind my back or to my friends?" And it's hilarious bc I know damn well thats not the case and ur descriptions are so funny and something I would say being sarcastic to someone who isn't out of shape at all! It always gives me new ideas!
@@andrewcortes9801 right?! If only he took her swimming in a black n white swimsuit 🤣
@@Jen_K 😂
Lol damn homie
Lol😂 you’re the reason why this tortas think they are all that lmao
You’re a brave man !
Thanks bro
What’s the biggest warthog you ever took down
Big
What a fine pair of sin verguensas like Ritchie’s Mom told Him, and Bob. 🤣🤣🤣
😅 i bet the stairs hate her there probably like hurry up get off me
Like browser from Mario kart
On lunch break eating a torta watchin Jay talk about a torta 😂🤣
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Damn can’t believe I missed this one
Lol you crack me up my boy that’s right
“Ima tear this Minion up, bro I’m not even trippin”. 💀💀💀
Another classic!! Laughing hard bruh
Pleaseeee tell the story about the viagra big bra this shit had me dying
Soon bro
😂😂had my dieing off this story another good one bro 😂
Thanks bro I try bro
Food reviews for sex is crazy 😂😂😂
Im guessing she was a surena lol she was hiding her tats
😂😂😂 yo moms was disappointed
You gotta clap those big girls like you riding a Harley Davidson
Lmao bro your killing me
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😂😂 Nobody caught that joke. "I can exercise patience " 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣you’re the only one bro
@@renegademedia0224 hilarious 😂 love the story
“Lick my raspberries..” 🤣🤣🤣
EBT? Extra Big Tortas? 😂 @applebees
Hahahah
😂😂😂 you way out boy…. Funny ass fuck 😅
Thanks bro 🤣💯
Funny shit always bro hahahaha!!!!!!
"These are the tales...the torta tales. These are the tales that I tell so well"
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
Torta-ology 101
😂😂😂WOW!!!! DAM HOMIE...I CAN RELATE LIKE A MTHFKR!!! FIRME STORY...KEEP THEM COMING..POR FAVOR...NELA HER!!!
These are the tales, the torta tales , these are the tales that I tell so well.💯
Yes they are
Was that a torta de lengua?
She slid you her number, but it was really her weight. 🤣🤣
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