@renegademedia1418 lmao! Let me just tell ya, I'm 35 yo, 5'11 and fluctuate between 130-135lbs. My husband says I'm an oxymoron bc I'm tall but I'm small or big but small. But as a female it gives me a complex to be described as big in ANY way...except maybe my DD's but they're fake lol (from breast cancer reconstruction, not vanity, get ur minds outta the gutter lol)..and so anytime I hear stories like this, it always reinforces that complex in my head like "OH fuck, is that what men say about me behind my back or to my friends?" And it's hilarious bc I know damn well thats not the case and ur descriptions are so funny and something I would say being sarcastic to someone who isn't out of shape at all! It always gives me new ideas!
What I really love about your page is sometimes u will talk about the gang politics and jail live then u will come with funny stories like this very few RUclips pages can do this as well as u do keep up the good work love from Tha 6ix 🇨🇦
You not lying my boi thicc girls not only sometimes got the best dome or comida but yeahh once you give em attention and hella pipa you in the game lol I got hella money or shoes just cuz I smashed and made em feel on top of the world 😂
Damn bro 😂 desperate times makes for desperate measures. I've taken 1 for the homies before but damn this had me laughing. 3rd neck 😂 you sure it wasn't like those things turkeys have in their neck
Right ✅️ off the dribble " oh my God " 😅 Jay had me laughing thru this whole story. Dam Jay u a good man. go with a big woman.
Gotta check the rolls and other crevices for that cleanliness.
😂😂 Walk of shame in front of the jefa and everything!! You’s a fool my boy!😂
Your 😂 wild Jay 🤣
That was a super TortA XL
😂😂😂My boy's a real carachter
Your funny homie😂
Maaaaaaaaaan that’s a torta tale 😂🤣😂🤣kept it real ……real big but REAL none the less.
“I’m Bout to tear this minion up”😂🤣💀
Have me Rollin bro dayum.....😂
Were is part 2? Good shit 😂
DAMMMMMM FOOOO IM AT WORK ROLLING 😂 😂
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you had me dying with the no bottom half! 💀 🤣 🤣
You funny asf bro I’m glad I ran into this while I’m going through some shit with my girl😒😂😂😂😂🙏🏼
DAM BRO YOU A POWER RANGER!!! YOU TAKE DOWN ANY MONSTRO!!
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Bro my boy said glizzy gladiator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll get you a little ipad in there...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 booty scoots down the stairs!!!
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The kangaroo pouch 🦘 😂😂😂
Hahaha " hideousness" 😆😆😆😆
@Applebee’s you got my boy? 😂😂
Havnt cut up this hard from a story in a minute lmao whole time was 🤣🤣🤣
Tortas need loving too 😂
Lmao head game strong 💪🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
😅😂
🤣😂bro!!😂😂kangaroo pounce like uh uh stop it !!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤝🏻💯
Am bigger. Been around this life for minute. Just started listening to you.
Man with 10,000 views dude should have way more than just any 500 likes let's go
LMFAO!!!!!.. Booty scoops down the stairs!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao hilarious ....yo mama tho, no tienes verguenza !! pinche werqoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damnit 🤣
Ain't nothing wrong with being a BIG GAME HUNTER, LOL
8:44 brooo that shit killed me!!!! 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
APPLEBEE'S SMASHING YEAHHHHH GET DONE BRO BRO HIT AND QUIT IT DONT BABYSIT....🎉🎉
Tuna casserole!!!😂😂 Cochina coño..lol😅
Torta Tales 💀💀Freaky Tales 🤣🤣🤣
APPLEBEE'S LMAO...
So fkn funny
Tortas are my favorites lol
Glizzy gladiator...🤣🤣🤣🤣, Love these torta tales ...stay blessed..❤️🙏🙏🙏
You too!!
Jay manos with dem Central Valley Rasputia's! Orale!!!
These stories be having me dying at work g
Gotta give a shout out to all the SUCIAS, TORTAS, and SKONKAS! 😅
Serio..without them i wouldnt have lost my virginity😂
@@El_LeChErO91 without them my count would not be at 35 lol
Representing all sucias, tortas & skonkas! Stand up 1 time!! Whoot whoot!
@@tonymontanamalverde you counting each one as 2?😂 that puts you at 70 bodies
Don’t forget the “Toxicas”.
Nes, nes, nes😂
Found your playlist Colonel..love the lyrics..✊💯
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BEST CASCO FROM THE CHONCHITA!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
“dammnnnnn” 🤣🤣🤣 more cushion for the push in 😂😂
A gold mine lol
you a foo brah.. much love
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Like browser from Mario kart
😅 i bet the stairs hate her there probably like hurry up get off me
Jay Be Like Quit Slammin Yo Legs Woman Yer Givin Me A Concussion LoL
😂❤💯
Oh. My. God. 😂😂😂
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Too funny 😂 had me laughing he said I'm thinking your name should of been free willy 😂
@renegademedia1418 lmao! Let me just tell ya, I'm 35 yo, 5'11 and fluctuate between 130-135lbs. My husband says I'm an oxymoron bc I'm tall but I'm small or big but small. But as a female it gives me a complex to be described as big in ANY way...except maybe my DD's but they're fake lol (from breast cancer reconstruction, not vanity, get ur minds outta the gutter lol)..and so anytime I hear stories like this, it always reinforces that complex in my head like "OH fuck, is that what men say about me behind my back or to my friends?" And it's hilarious bc I know damn well thats not the case and ur descriptions are so funny and something I would say being sarcastic to someone who isn't out of shape at all! It always gives me new ideas!
@@andrewcortes9801 right?! If only he took her swimming in a black n white swimsuit 🤣
@@Jen_K 😂
What I really love about your page is sometimes u will talk about the gang politics and jail live then u will come with funny stories like this very few RUclips pages can do this as well as u do keep up the good work love from Tha 6ix 🇨🇦
Yes sir I try to not limit myself bro
Bro the way you explained the kangaroo pouch 😂
He said " stomach fight" 😂😂😂😂
When she was going up the steps you should’ve ran away! 🤣🤣
Hahahah
J loves him some CARNITAS
Yup🤣🤣
Dripping lol straight gold mine 😂
This dude had me dying with his sound effects 😂
Lmao! Rash under the chorizo…..daaaamn
Finally tortas videos bro keep its bro we need your merchandise 59jay eats tortas all day every day
Lol😂 you’re the reason why this tortas think they are all that lmao
You’re a brave man !
Thanks bro
It's.called,being.a.chubby.chaserrrrr!!!
I think we should all.start.a.interstate Club/ gang,we.should.call it the Torta lench mob!!!!!
. I swear if you charge everybody five dollars to listen to you talk about big girls you’ll be a billionaire overnight we will all tune in.😂😂😂
Lmao built like gru 😂😂😂😂 big gals pay what they weigh
Ohhhh hell ya bro!!! Woke up to a torta tale!!! Let’s goooo😂 these are my favorite ones
Hope you enjoy
@@renegademedia0224 had me rolling bro gracias
OMG BRUH I NEVER EVER SAW IT THAT WAY EBT..I RESPECT THAT CAUSE IN REALITY ITS FACTS..PA2NWK IN BACK...
11:44 🤣🤣🤣 No neck if anything LMAO
Damn can’t believe I missed this one
The bigger the Fupa, the fatter the Chalupa.. 🤣😂🤣😂 I know I've had my share of biggen's
Food reviews for sex is crazy 😂😂😂
Lmiao
"she lives upstairs" ...lol
Applesauce and lil debbies😂😂
Aye don’t diss 03s I b whipping my 03 ukon gmc Denali still pull n I’m 20 😂
Lol 😅 carnal she was built ĺike a tornado good story bro
Torta-ology 101
These are the tales, the torta tales , these are the tales that I tell so well.💯
Yes they are
Pleaseeee tell the story about the viagra big bra this shit had me dying
Soon bro
This fool is hilarious
Shout out to u homie the torta slayer
Lmao
“Ima tear this Minion up, bro I’m not even trippin”. 💀💀💀
I keep listening to your stories at work bro you got me laughing man thanks 🙏
Thanks for listening
"These are the tales...the torta tales. These are the tales that I tell so well"
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
Brother you should be a COMEDIAN ⭐...
Big girl food 💀🤣🤣 im dead
Im guessing she was a surena lol she was hiding her tats
🤔 now I’m curious I wanna try a torta now thanks for broadening my options
Any time!
Better eat your wheaties first and stretch lift wit your knees not your back trust me homie lol sum be freaks tho 😆 lol
😂😂had my dieing off this story another good one bro 😂
Thanks bro I try bro
You not lying my boi thicc girls not only sometimes got the best dome or comida but yeahh once you give em attention and hella pipa you in the game lol I got hella money or shoes just cuz I smashed and made em feel on top of the world 😂
Lmao. Mamon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ewwwwwww the triple stack 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dammmm homeboy, You had me Roll’n after the steering wheel, you’re a foo J. Appreciate you 😂
Thanks bro
Lol you crack me up my boy that’s right
On lunch break eating a torta watchin Jay talk about a torta 😂🤣
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Damn bro 😂 desperate times makes for desperate measures. I've taken 1 for the homies before but damn this had me laughing. 3rd neck 😂 you sure it wasn't like those things turkeys have in their neck
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A damn gabler…😂
Lmao bro your killing me
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