SNL Presents Football Sketches

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @24hnilson76
    @24hnilson76 4 года назад +2034

    The Jared Schleff part is epic. Every single moment. I'm in tears. OHH LAAWWD TAKE MY EYES!!

    • @donosvann
      @donosvann 4 года назад +8

      24h Nilson you were crying?! Are you ok?!

    • @deliverydemon3045
      @deliverydemon3045 4 года назад +6

      24h Nilson man don’t you LOVE cgi and green screen

    • @zackhayes1268
      @zackhayes1268 4 года назад +16

      It genuinely couldn’t be any less funny.

    • @barbfarter7443
      @barbfarter7443 4 года назад +16

      Would y’all let people enjoy things? I’m sure you’re all so fun at parties, that is if you get invited to any

    • @PurdyGood
      @PurdyGood 4 года назад +15

      BLIND ME LAWD

  • @ruffiovega6999
    @ruffiovega6999 4 года назад +2485

    “Normally the play is over when the front of your knee touches the floor”
    “What about the back of your knee?”

    • @kennygwalk5328
      @kennygwalk5328 4 года назад +31

      A tear came out of my eye on that one lol

    • @jasminedavis3030
      @jasminedavis3030 4 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Reliquancy
      @Reliquancy 4 года назад +25

      Schleff’s career was brief but he’s immortalized in the reason behind rule 104.9 subsection b.

    • @Shasgirl
      @Shasgirl 4 года назад +10

      I laughed so loud at that!

    • @Chuy23199
      @Chuy23199 4 года назад

      CSE Samoan Zeus 🤣🤣😂

  • @Jophelerx
    @Jophelerx 4 года назад +790

    "Loitering with an intent to murder" lol

  • @43STEELERS43
    @43STEELERS43 4 года назад +1925

    "I punched a mailman, that's federal baby"

  • @BoRaiChoWins
    @BoRaiChoWins 3 года назад +164

    I love Pete Davidson messing with his legs during the interview and Keenan debating if he should shoot or pray

  • @tiffanysullivan5454
    @tiffanysullivan5454 4 года назад +559

    I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @redneck7926
      @redneck7926 4 года назад

      I really love cocaine

    • @orischarf4031
      @orischarf4031 4 года назад +7

      And I'm the punter
      Tax fraud

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 года назад +6

      for some reason "Stanford! :)" cracks me up every time

    • @hellokittyangel211
      @hellokittyangel211 3 года назад

      @@taakotuesdays Same, especially as both an Ivy League daughter and sister, lol.

    • @kevinbejkoxdxd1514
      @kevinbejkoxdxd1514 3 года назад

      @@redneck7926 down get down that path or else you will never go back to normal

  • @GrayStudios
    @GrayStudios 4 года назад +2258

    Adam Driver sounded exactly like Pete Holmes in that sketch.

  • @Stjtcb
    @Stjtcb 4 года назад +229

    Billy The Gun was one of my grandpa’s favorite sketches. He was a big Steve Martin fan and found out about that sketch years after it aired and watched it almost weekly. I remember bringing friends over and that would be one of the first things he would do, is show them that sketch.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 года назад +8

      he remembered when they played the game properly. with guns.

  • @buzztrucker
    @buzztrucker 4 года назад +587

    The play is dead when the front of your knee touches the ground
    Sure but what about the back of your knee?
    I don't know.
    😂😂😂

  • @siroliveoil5176
    @siroliveoil5176 4 года назад +450

    We will not subject you to that again....
    ...From that angle this angle is much better

    • @jeffmoore1435
      @jeffmoore1435 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/x1qoOCrwbxw/видео.html

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 4 года назад +348

    That is so true of the NFL(& media in general)...
    "That was heart-wrenching to watch... Now here it is from another angle".
    "If you have children watching at home I suggest you have them leave the room... BUT before you do that here's a close up,wide angle,zoomed in shot of a man being decapitated"!!

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 4 года назад +1684

    SNL: we need someone to play a black guy
    Keenan:

  • @gabrieljimenez9762
    @gabrieljimenez9762 4 года назад +302

    Billy the Gun was the best. What a great cast! The NFL intros one was pretty dark. How did they get away with using real names of players?!

    • @conradkorbol
      @conradkorbol 4 года назад +23

      It’s parody and thus fair use.

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 4 года назад +24

      "American Taliban!"
      So just KKK then?

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 3 года назад +1

      @@snatchadams69 The KKK has Morals. Cannibalistic ones have Molars, for to eat the backs of Black's Knees, with, while listening to AC/DC. You, are welcome.

    • @parkerduffy4486
      @parkerduffy4486 2 года назад +3

      not all were real

  • @joshtaylor8304
    @joshtaylor8304 4 года назад +320

    Billy the gun inspired billy these ain’t Blanks in last boy scout lol

    • @85Japan69
      @85Japan69 4 года назад +3

      Josh Taylor ffs I almost forgot about this movie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 4 года назад +765

    They called me The Gun for two reasons:
    1. I had the best arm in the league!
    2. I always brought a gun on the field!

    • @thexmacx812
      @thexmacx812 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

    • @chaotictattoo
      @chaotictattoo 4 года назад +17

      Wow so cool you repeated what the skit said

    • @Jake_Connellan_71
      @Jake_Connellan_71 4 года назад +12

      Ah yes you watched the video as well.

    • @Ledgebagasour
      @Ledgebagasour 4 года назад +7

      Literally the first 10 seconds of the video

    • @darthazul2143
      @darthazul2143 4 года назад +2

      😂🤣🤦‍♂️Shit was funny as hell

  • @sheisamazing2246
    @sheisamazing2246 4 года назад +96

    “I NEVER FOOTBALL!!!” 😂

  • @rhettcujo9006
    @rhettcujo9006 4 года назад +90

    “Which one of you sob’s wants to eat a bullet!?” Lmao!!

    • @Cash2620
      @Cash2620 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂

  • @Sleepy_B.i.t.c.h
    @Sleepy_B.i.t.c.h 4 года назад +27

    10:58 Love how he says treeason lol

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 4 года назад +126

    That's so funny, "I brought a gun"! Much needed belly laugh thank you SNL, you never disappoint! ! 😂😂😂

  • @YellowwFellow
    @YellowwFellow 4 года назад +238

    "And I'm the punter, tax fraud"

    • @rubydixon598
      @rubydixon598 4 года назад +6

      I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattdominick1679
      @mattdominick1679 3 года назад +5

      @@rubydixon598
      "Kendrick Douglas... I hit my wife..."
      "And I'm his wife, I hit his ass back!"
      I'm dead after that lol.

    • @miacabildo8098
      @miacabildo8098 3 года назад +2

      wendell jones: i love cocaine😁

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 3 года назад +1

      Dan Smith, BYU

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 2 года назад

      Donald Washburn, AMERICAN TALIBAN.

  • @cjohn250cj
    @cjohn250cj 4 года назад +545

    As soon as I saw Pete Davidson as the 4th string QB I BUSTED out laughing.

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 4 года назад +4

      canessa johnson with or without doo rag on lmao

  • @ivyrose779
    @ivyrose779 4 года назад +100

    Disappointed they missed an opportunity to make a shotgun formation joke.

    • @aaroneaston8899
      @aaroneaston8899 4 года назад +10

      They tend to prefer pistol.

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 3 года назад +1

      Just in time for Canadians to have their Guns taken away.
      Disclaimer: I heard Canadians Guns were taken away, by their Government, although, i cannot confirm this, as i am not Canadian nor am i from Canada.

  • @fnn2024
    @fnn2024 3 года назад +159

    Colin and Che aren’t in a lot of skits, but when they are, they’re amazing!

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 2 года назад

      Che sucks. He’s only there for diversity reasons.

  • @gallagherchick
    @gallagherchick 4 года назад +64

    “If the pupils dilate...”
    “YOU DID GREAT!” 😆

  • @gamergod3378
    @gamergod3378 4 года назад +34

    That espn classics documentary is exactly what every sports documentary looks like. They nailed even the music that they use.

  • @mikhailhunter5277
    @mikhailhunter5277 4 года назад +105

    "He's done, he's done Forever" That's something you never want to hear your doctor tell you.

  • @true_gift2329
    @true_gift2329 4 года назад +140

    Bart Doleman:
    I haven’t done nothing yet
    But I’m gonna

  • @steverogers5439
    @steverogers5439 4 года назад +292

    I didn’t know Adam Driver did sports? 🤔
    Sorry, I meant Matt....
    Or wait, I mean Randy!

    • @kevinpauly6342
      @kevinpauly6342 4 года назад +1

      Steve Rogers ?

    • @marusapenic
      @marusapenic 4 года назад +8

      Kevin Pauly it’s a reference to Adam’s Undercover Boss skit.

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 4 года назад +6

      Steve Rogers matt straight up sucks !

    • @steverogers5439
      @steverogers5439 4 года назад +1

      Prince Charming he’s just got some anger management issues...

    • @kevinpauly6342
      @kevinpauly6342 4 года назад

      Marusa Penic I got the reference. It’s not what they said at first since they edited the comment.

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone 4 года назад +54

    Fun fact: Billy's gun is what inspired the T-shirt cannon

  • @Badruborg
    @Badruborg 4 года назад +261

    "Knowing that deep down you know this is why you watch football."

    • @premeplug6201
      @premeplug6201 4 года назад +6

      I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @poolshark121
    @poolshark121 2 года назад +17

    Kenan's reaction as the doctor is my reaction at home every time I see these injuries hahaha

  • @ZiggyLu-og3zp
    @ZiggyLu-og3zp 4 года назад +21

    “This new angle must be CGI or something, legs don’t do that!”
    🤣

  • @georgeregister4050
    @georgeregister4050 4 года назад +48

    “ I haven’t done nothin yet, but I’m gunna”

  • @Justaguy3005_
    @Justaguy3005_ 4 года назад +244

    They forgot to do the shitty slide in zoom out chris collinsworth always does where it starts with al talking and slowly zooms out while chris slides in lmao

    • @peytonsmith9390
      @peytonsmith9390 4 года назад +2

      Caleb Wilson lol that gets me every time 😂

    • @Doomerz666
      @Doomerz666 4 года назад +3

      Now here’s a guy...

  • @Angie_Onaleta
    @Angie_Onaleta 4 года назад +242

    "...and I'm the wife! I hit his ass back!" I miss Leslie. 😂😂😂

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 года назад +4

      But is it okay to cheer excitedly about a woman hitting a man?
      Even if in response to original strike by man?

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 года назад +22

      @@hd-xc2lz It's natural to cheer for the weaker person defending themselves. Here in particular not sure Leslie's character was the weaker one though. :D

    • @MUSHROOMAN4
      @MUSHROOMAN4 4 года назад +2

      Evija3000 nah, either it’s all okay or none of its okay.

    • @SF-op5ix
      @SF-op5ix 4 года назад +19

      h d
      It’s poking fun at the amount of wife beaters in the NFL. The stats on that are a yikes

    • @624LC
      @624LC 4 года назад +1

      @@hd-xc2lz ummm yes!

  • @thekugelschreiber7744
    @thekugelschreiber7744 4 года назад +31

    They forgot the tim tebow sketch, it is litteraly the best football sketch of SNL

  • @GrimeMinister41
    @GrimeMinister41 4 года назад +17

    The Gun and Stanford got me in tears 😂😂😂

  • @froggiethefrog1357
    @froggiethefrog1357 4 года назад +45

    10 seconds in and I’m already happier

  • @BleedCubbieBlue77
    @BleedCubbieBlue77 4 года назад +98

    How could you not include the superfans Da Bears

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 4 года назад +10

      kchitown 1977 That needs to be its own compilation. Daaaaaa Bears.

  • @TheKingOfRegret97
    @TheKingOfRegret97 4 года назад +18

    2:37
    Hes like: "god or gun, god or gun?"
    "God did make the gun, but the gun helps people see god quicker. Tough choice here".

  • @cartermiller853
    @cartermiller853 4 года назад +11

    Gabe made 2 catches that day.
    A touch down,
    *wipes tears*
    and a bullet

  • @bobbyacosta244
    @bobbyacosta244 Год назад +9

    To me the funniest thing about this sketch is the fact that they actually got the call wrong. It’s not a fumble technically. He did lose the ball but since his arms were going forward It’s a forward pass.

  • @mrsocko316
    @mrsocko316 4 года назад +21

    At the end of the criminal charges skit, it should've had someone playing oj. "Oj Simpson, I was acquitted"

  • @batmad2851
    @batmad2851 4 года назад +11

    “You can forget... the really!” OMG!!! Kenan Thompson is The GOAT!!!

  • @neuroling
    @neuroling 4 года назад +24

    Back of the head..."Put your princess to bed!" Roger.

  • @subscribeandilleatstuartli9928
    @subscribeandilleatstuartli9928 4 года назад +47

    KNOWING DEEP DOWN THAT THIS IS WHY YOU WATCH FOOTBALL

  • @adub92199
    @adub92199 4 года назад +9

    The gun sketch is amazing. And bill hadar is such a great actor😂

  • @ianfoley6887
    @ianfoley6887 3 года назад +3

    “PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!!” Omg love that

  • @Joy_esprida
    @Joy_esprida 4 года назад +10

    I'm so thankful for snl posting these skits! Thank you for laughs! I'm having a blast watching these 😁

  • @bjhaw5989
    @bjhaw5989 11 месяцев назад +2

    The Gun was absolutely hilarious. Never gets old

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x 3 года назад +10

    Wow those were WAAAAYYY more hilarious than I was expecting!

  • @Michael_Chandler_Keaton
    @Michael_Chandler_Keaton 4 года назад +17

    "9 time Pittsburgh Steeler Mr. DC Timmons?" So, he played for the Steelers 9 times? Like 9 games?

    • @NgwanSb
      @NgwanSb 2 года назад

      At least four of those games were in the Superbowl, so...

  • @johnnyc4738
    @johnnyc4738 4 года назад +4

    "PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!"
    "I feel safe, coach."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrishansen2338
    @chrishansen2338 4 года назад +24

    Donald Washburn: AMERICAN TALIBAN

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 года назад

      Sulomon something: Somali Pirate

  • @seanalbro3689
    @seanalbro3689 4 года назад +85

    Marvin Ingram, I was accused of sexual assault at *the* Ohio State University 😆😆😆

    • @samnelson3614
      @samnelson3614 4 года назад +7

      THE ohio state university

    • @brandonhinrichs387
      @brandonhinrichs387 3 года назад

      Marvin ingram isn't a real player You're thinking of melvin ingram and he went to alabama.

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 года назад +1

      @@brandonhinrichs387 it’s a joke Mark Ingram hasn’t sexually assaulted anybody

    • @brandonhinrichs387
      @brandonhinrichs387 3 года назад

      @@sto1238 yeah i didn't say he did I'm just saying he confuses the name marvin ingram and melvin ingram. Mark engram also didn't go to ohio state lol

    • @twondagreat8893
      @twondagreat8893 3 года назад

      @@brandonhinrichs387 mark went to bama..melvin went to south Carolina

  • @takarastar9129
    @takarastar9129 4 года назад +4

    " That new angle makes me think this is CGI or something...legs don't do that" hahahahaha Adam Drivers hilarious

  • @donellatello
    @donellatello 4 года назад +13

    “Pistol Pete” would’ve been the perfect skit 😭

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 4 года назад +353

    Definitely don’t search the video of the guy working out and his legs go backwards... yeah don’t search that and watch it... it probably won’t haunt your dreams.

    • @Sul_Opreym
      @Sul_Opreym 4 года назад +14

      We watched the video in middle school in science

    • @iamjacksyoutube5375
      @iamjacksyoutube5375 4 года назад +17

      Dont forget about the weight lifter who blew out their anus doing squats. I dont know if there's video of it but I saw pictures years ago... Another cringe worthy one is the girl jumping hurdles that snaps her femur in half... I know there's video of that one

    • @iamjacksyoutube5375
      @iamjacksyoutube5375 4 года назад +4

      @@AFishBicycle
      Oh my...

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 4 года назад +4

      Sul Opreym sounds like you had a big day yesterday 👍

    • @projecttwentytwentyfiveisgreat
      @projecttwentytwentyfiveisgreat 4 года назад +2

      Another good one. Johny Knox of the Bears, getting folded in half, backwards.

  • @sandotastic
    @sandotastic 3 года назад +8

    How could they put this together without including any Peyton Manning!!!!??? The dancing in the locker room and the United way sketches were the best!

    • @ChristineCAlb1
      @ChristineCAlb1 Год назад +1

      Yeah, those were great. I would’ve liked to have seen the Jesus confronts Tim Tebow in the locker room sketch included as well.

  • @cloakthebandit7051
    @cloakthebandit7051 4 года назад +3

    1:49 “OHHH LORD TAKE MY EYES!” 😭😭

  • @tshegomonyeki1607
    @tshegomonyeki1607 2 года назад +1

    “The gun” had me in tears 🤣🤣😭 that whole skit is just 🤌🏾

  • @spinalrocksable
    @spinalrocksable 4 года назад +4

    The last sketch reminds me those from Key & Peele making a parody of the NFL players bizarre names. XD

  • @ThatBoyEpic08
    @ThatBoyEpic08 Год назад +1

    I lost it when I saw the way Chris Pratt said “American Taliban” with the most intense look on his face

  • @adelavaldez8080
    @adelavaldez8080 3 года назад +9

    Man, that just brings back memories of Joe Theisman's leg.

  • @AAV_69
    @AAV_69 Год назад +3

    0:48 *nick chubb foreshadow*

  • @STEAMBOATDAGOAT
    @STEAMBOATDAGOAT 3 года назад +33

    I lost it at "I hit my wife"-
    "I'm his wife, AND I HIT HIS ASS BACK!"

  • @anthonyzanoni2156
    @anthonyzanoni2156 3 года назад +2

    "and I'm the punter! Tax fraud!" Best line in the whole video!

  • @sirius4k
    @sirius4k 4 года назад +64

    The Gun was the most American handballer ever.

  • @jahyazzy
    @jahyazzy 4 года назад +6

    Schelf knew he was doomed when they showed him smiling.... BLIND ME LAAAWD

  • @jensenmccutcheon8650
    @jensenmccutcheon8650 4 года назад +5

    Remember when Kenan Thompson was the knuckle pick kid in mighty ducks 2 and 3

  • @elissalopez1172
    @elissalopez1172 3 года назад +4

    Colin as the Punter had me dyingggg

  • @jeanmaryfrancois1584
    @jeanmaryfrancois1584 4 года назад +13

    Oh Lord take that guy eyes 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @CamJames
    @CamJames 4 года назад +3

    Woody Harrelson was trying so hard not to laugh when Kenan started CTE'ing all over the place

  •  4 года назад +6

    Yeah ı like pretty much all of those vintage silent films from 1920's pretty fun and calming and good to c Mr. Martin by the way, yeah certanly ı like nostalgic things for sure

  • @cottoncandysoldier9045
    @cottoncandysoldier9045 4 года назад +8

    I'm the punter, tax fraud! 😂😂

  • @runitonce7791
    @runitonce7791 2 года назад +3

    I'm half way through the 2nd sketch and I still can't stop laughing about the Jared Schleff sketch

  • @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295
    @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295 Год назад +1

    The gun sketch is literally the same logic used in AirBud

  • @ddogfilm
    @ddogfilm 4 года назад +3

    They need to do more of the player introductions. They hilarious

  • @odinson902
    @odinson902 4 года назад +2

    Donald Washburn American Taliban had me in tears🤣🤣

  • @tgd445
    @tgd445 4 года назад +11

    Being a packers fan the first one was hilarious

  • @nathandonat4663
    @nathandonat4663 4 года назад +8

    Why does American Taliban make me laugh every single time I watch it😂😂😂

  • @mojopiggy1724
    @mojopiggy1724 4 года назад +7

    10:50 when they run out of black guys to play football players so they call Michael Che😭

  • @lurkingbanette
    @lurkingbanette Год назад +1

    "9 time pittsburgh steeler" the best line by far

  • @phoenixvvv4685
    @phoenixvvv4685 4 года назад +18

    "OH LAORDY TAKE MY EYES"
    Me when I walk in on my parents kissing a little too passionately

  • @PatFenis420
    @PatFenis420 4 года назад +7

    "Tax fraud" 😂

  • @MarinoAhmadi
    @MarinoAhmadi 4 года назад +3

    8:31 this made me LMAO

  • @JakCT-
    @JakCT- 3 года назад +2

    Adam Driver matches sports commentators’ energy so well
    he is such a good actor

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 года назад

      Except that is not even close to Chris Collinsworth.

  • @spzm3x
    @spzm3x 4 года назад +4

    “I punched a mail man thats Federal Baby.”

  • @WildAngel-ti5rx
    @WildAngel-ti5rx 4 года назад +2

    Those fuckin legs and tackling! Hahahahaha I’m crying from laughing so hard it hurts

  • @85Japan69
    @85Japan69 4 года назад +3

    Make no mistake....it’s all about “The Gun” in this clip 😭

  • @haden636
    @haden636 3 месяца назад

    "No one should ever have to witness something that shocking...let's see it again" and they keep showing it 😂 today is now a good day

  • @wiwiwawa5958
    @wiwiwawa5958 4 года назад +5

    1:50 oo his done

  • @beetleborg430
    @beetleborg430 4 года назад +2

    Woody is almost about to die laughing at Keenan lol

  • @justinbehrenshausen1653
    @justinbehrenshausen1653 3 года назад +3

    “This one’s for allllll the Marlboros” 😂😂😂😂😂 Kenan is the absolute best

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 2 дня назад

    7:30 I remember vividly watching this live and laughing SO HARD.

  • @Rang3rz
    @Rang3rz 3 года назад +3

    i think you got them mixed up. that’s the real Baltimore Ravens player intros.

  • @robertcomaduran7944
    @robertcomaduran7944 3 года назад

    Lol the espn classic skit I live in western PA by Altoona.. Allegheny.. lol ... live in New Castle

  • @jokerfieri1312
    @jokerfieri1312 4 года назад +60

    Never knew Kylo Ren is a sports announcer in his pasttime.

    • @laynebrock
      @laynebrock 4 года назад

      Joker Fieri haha very funny

  • @frailewe113
    @frailewe113 4 года назад

    The last one was key peeles east west bowl

  • @themothman4935
    @themothman4935 4 года назад +6

    I literally didn't even recognize Adam at first then after a few seconds I was like WAIT WHAT