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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2020
  • A football team rallies for their coach (Beck Bennett) to let Robbie (Chris Redd) join the team until one team member (JJ Watt) speaks out.
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  • @Vaerah
    @Vaerah 4 года назад +9935

    I expected everyone to surrender their spots just for Robbie to be the only guy out there getting absolutely destroyed.

    • @blakem2494
      @blakem2494 4 года назад +128

      Vaerah lol same

    • @daurinx5043
      @daurinx5043 4 года назад +269

      That's some key and Peele shit

    • @Starlesslight
      @Starlesslight 4 года назад +84

      Yeah, I thought maybe this was some sketch based way back when, and all the white guys were going to hand in their jerseys because they didn't want to play with him.

    • @robcow897
      @robcow897 4 года назад +23

      You should be a writer for this show not even kidding

    • @Patrick-id9uq
      @Patrick-id9uq 4 года назад +36

      Thought the same thing lol and they're all cheering him on. I feel like that'd be funnier than this.

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 4 года назад +5935

    "Maybe you don't beleive in me Riley"
    "I definitely don't"

    • @seanhornof6705
      @seanhornof6705 4 года назад +47

      OKAY!

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 4 года назад +19

      Tyler Kochman best line

    • @vastfood1792
      @vastfood1792 4 года назад +18

      Job caught your attention enough to comment. 🙄

    • @ex2bot
      @ex2bot 4 года назад

      Job Good job

    • @vastfood1792
      @vastfood1792 4 года назад +12

      Job my goodness i bet you are miserable. Bless you.

  • @henrylarkin8397
    @henrylarkin8397 4 года назад +4813

    “Unfortunately, passion don’t mean nothing at this level. This is D1 son.” Basically sums up college sports lmao

    • @boppob1343
      @boppob1343 4 года назад +58

      Yeah, it pretty much hasn't meant anything since they started recruiting specific players lol
      not to mention how well they have optimized their infrastructure for athletes getting and staying in D1 shape

    • @Plockman29
      @Plockman29 4 года назад +24

      @@boppob1343 it's been this way for a looooooong time.

    • @paddyflatts8105
      @paddyflatts8105 4 года назад +3

      Henry Larkin nope in notre dame it’s about grades but if you can pass and be really good ur a starter

    • @eplanti
      @eplanti 4 года назад +7

      only mutants allowed

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 3 года назад +15

      @@paddyflatts8105 yes and no. There have been plenty of players throughout the years that were not the best academically and still got to play.

  • @MrShanester117
    @MrShanester117 4 года назад +5873

    I thought he was going to take everyone’s spot and be the only one on the field

  • @lewlux5561
    @lewlux5561 4 года назад +2523

    Janitor: “why do you keep coming back to my office? It’s weird” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 4 года назад +30

      It reminded me of the Jonah Hill Champion sketch, they keep thinking the janitor is their best friend

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 4 года назад +17

      @@15thCrypt he keeps a pumpkin in his locker, TINY hole in it

    • @jenniferwebb5954
      @jenniferwebb5954 4 года назад +8

      Janitor: "And WHO keeps letting you in my office!? Stop coming back here man, it's weird"

    • @lewlux5561
      @lewlux5561 4 года назад

      Trystan Welch the most I’ve ever had! Woohoo 🎉

    • @lewlux5561
      @lewlux5561 4 года назад

      Jennifer Webb yeah true. But the premise was still in place! Cheers

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 4 года назад +6521

    It's even funnier when you know that JJ is like the nicest guy ever.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 4 года назад +237

      He is Nice and all...but no one wants to lose in the playoffs 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mandyc3524
      @mandyc3524 4 года назад +34

      HONESTLY!

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 4 года назад +111

      jlbueno0611 If only he acted this way toward Bill O’Brien and his dumb management.

    • @franniemagee309
      @franniemagee309 4 года назад +26

      True but I don’t think in real life anyone including JJ would give up a playoff spot he took his back in the playoffs

    • @16rumpole
      @16rumpole 4 года назад +65

      jj rocks. He raised over 70 million for the texas tornado victims. And yet, he wasn't named GQ man of the year, Colin Krapernick was.

  • @volo455
    @volo455 4 года назад +2702

    That setup was honestly SO many football movies with the moving music, glad they squashed that 😆

    • @orangecayman520
      @orangecayman520 4 года назад +6

      David Van Horn what?

    • @robot-he6nq
      @robot-he6nq 4 года назад +67

      @@orangecayman520 He's talking about the sports movie cliche from every movie. The plot is so predictable - underdog undergoes a journey to become one of the best players on the team, plus dramatic music.

    • @53knights
      @53knights 4 года назад +35

      Dude this is Rudy

    • @taurusthefool
      @taurusthefool 3 года назад +5

      If you thought this was funny, you should check out the 2007 Movie The Comebacks with David Koechner. Very great sports spoof movie.

    • @LPow58
      @LPow58 2 года назад +1

      Of course they squashed that. The joke is the misdirection. Punchline doesnt land without the trite football movie setup

  • @petegoff3755
    @petegoff3755 3 года назад +246

    "What about you Riley? You want Robbie to take your spot"?
    Riley: "F**k no"

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 4 года назад +2038

    I almost did but I held it in.
    No, he didn't.

    • @jbellamy83
      @jbellamy83 4 года назад +6

      @Professor Bernard Quartermass Yes, what he said is what I typed. What is your point?

    • @jbellamy83
      @jbellamy83 4 года назад +10

      @Professor Bernard Quartermass Ok, I have a sec to answer your question. My point was to elicit a reaction to something I thought was funny in this sketch. That reaction could have been some "likes" or a couple of funny comments. But, I have to remember this is the internet and there will always be those "other folks" like yourself.

    • @16rumpole
      @16rumpole 4 года назад +5

      jj rocks. He raised over 70 million for the texas tornado victims. And yet, he wasn't named GQ man of the year, Colin Krapernick was.

  • @sistersthatpoint
    @sistersthatpoint 4 года назад +474

    "Ya 5 foot nothing, a 100 and nothing"
    Love the way Keenan delivers those lines.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад

      Lies again? MLS NFL Right Forward

    • @YourMothersMan
      @YourMothersMan 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@NazriBTF are you even talkin about guy 😂

  • @jae9843
    @jae9843 4 года назад +1787

    Straight up no lie. When JJ Watt is done with football, I want to see him on the big screen. The man is just so likeable and is already a decent actor. He's the next Rock and John Cena.

    • @KaleLikesWaffles
      @KaleLikesWaffles 4 года назад +10

      JJ Watt has a role in “Bad Moms”

    • @evanli8813
      @evanli8813 3 года назад +25

      @@cian9393 Not really. In the United States, American football is the most popular, most watched sport.

    • @evanli8813
      @evanli8813 3 года назад +10

      @@cian9393 He doesn't need to be internationally popular to be big.

    • @evanli8813
      @evanli8813 3 года назад +9

      SeaEyeAyEn John Cena, if I’m not mistaken, is really only popular in the United States. So what’s to say that a person playing a more popular sport, in the US that is, couldn’t be as famous or even more.

    • @panvlk
      @panvlk 3 года назад +6

      @@cian9393 ​ Nobody gives a s**t about wrestling outside US either. Ask 10 random people in Europe who Cena is, 9 of them will have no clue, and the last person might know about him from some memes, but that's about it...
      Most people in Europe don't really get an appeal of these rehearsed stage performances presented as an actual fighting sport.

  • @METALSAULGOODMAN
    @METALSAULGOODMAN 4 года назад +1375

    "MAYBE YOU DONT BELIEVE IN ME RILEY"
    "I definitely don't"
    Lolol

    • @jonmolina948
      @jonmolina948 4 года назад +6

      Robbie might suck but at least he's not always on IR......like this one guy on the Texans....

    • @LCSClips22
      @LCSClips22 4 года назад +1

      Jon M Look... it’s a hater

  • @Los150
    @Los150 4 года назад +151

    The way he said "We're gonna f**kin loooosssse!" 😂😂😂

  • @hectorarredondo6929
    @hectorarredondo6929 4 года назад +1681

    Rudy: where grown men cried
    Robbie: where grown men laugh

    • @tsuikagura
      @tsuikagura 4 года назад +10

      Thank you! I didn't know that movie. Also this sent me down a rabbit hole learning a lot about Sean Astin and his family, and did you know that the other lead in the original movie was Jon 'Mandalorian' Favreau? :D

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 года назад +8

      Robbie: where grown men pooped demselves

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 4 года назад +3

      Rudy definitely did not doody.
      Robbie most definitely doodied.

    • @jdobbs5957
      @jdobbs5957 4 года назад

      Tsui Kagura Most people who’ve seen a lot of movies and know movie actors and their history, especially Rudy, know this. You do realize Sean Astin is Mikey from The Goonies, Samwise Gamgee from LOTR, Bob from Stranger Things, etc. And shoot, Vince Vaughn aka Jon 'Happy,' 'Jungle Book' 'Lion King,' 'Chef,' (and so many other shit) Favreau’s close friend is in Rudy and that’s where they met and have since done a shit ton of movies together.

    • @KathrynKufar
      @KathrynKufar 4 года назад +3

      That was all fabricated. Divine planned to play him for one play at the end. No team member ever gave an ultimatum to Divine and the tackle was allowed to happen. BTW he never got carried off the field.

  • @JorgeMartinez-yu8ob
    @JorgeMartinez-yu8ob 4 года назад +747

    JJ releasing frustration from having Bill Obrien as a coach.

    • @MultiCardsfan1
      @MultiCardsfan1 4 года назад +34

      Jorge Martinez I’m glad to met a fellow member of the “Bill O’Brien is a moron” club

    • @ofclown9458
      @ofclown9458 4 года назад +18

      @@MultiCardsfan1 thats anyone whose ever watched a texans game

    • @mr.gentlezombie8709
      @mr.gentlezombie8709 4 года назад +14

      @@ofclown9458 Or less than a game. The second quarter of the Chiefs Texans game is more than enough evidence.

    • @Crimsonfangg
      @Crimsonfangg 4 года назад +8

      That punt fake against the Chiefs was a friggen disaster. Why would you risk that on your own side of the field?

    • @tidepodz3036
      @tidepodz3036 4 года назад +1

      Yeah he should be, especially now that Hopkins got traded for nothing 😂

  • @melanieswor5900
    @melanieswor5900 4 года назад +168

    "I'm just going to take my jersey back."

  • @jacksondunlay8061
    @jacksondunlay8061 4 года назад +272

    Robbie: He gave me the strength I needed to believe in myse--
    Janitor: Hold on now.
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @rshelley7496
    @rshelley7496 4 года назад +85

    "Robbie's got heart Riley...its gotta count for something..."....
    "He shit his pants in practice last week Stevens....AGAAIIN"

  • @cscottzimnamaste
    @cscottzimnamaste 4 года назад +422

    JJ shows himself a true performer in this, and the entire show tonight. The man has some chops.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 4 года назад +10

      He is no John Cena or Rock, but he is 100 times better than Peyton Manning was.

    • @camaro25
      @camaro25 4 года назад +14

      @@mloftin6472 The Peyton Manning sketch where he is playing football, yelling at the kids and throwing the ball super hard at them is awesome though.

    • @markdouglas1601
      @markdouglas1601 4 года назад

      I mean hes not really acting lol

    • @Dandan-kk4te
      @Dandan-kk4te 3 года назад

      Yolo

  • @terencegraham5098
    @terencegraham5098 4 года назад +56

    "Just gunna go ahead and take my jersey back." 😂😂

  • @bettyveronica460
    @bettyveronica460 4 года назад +537

    JJ is hilarious and could be a comedic actor if not football.

    • @SuperAidan2000
      @SuperAidan2000 4 года назад +8

      I've heard comedians make a lot of money compared to NFL players!

    • @jdobbs5957
      @jdobbs5957 4 года назад +6

      He already does comedic acting. He was in Bad Moms a few years ago and has guest starred on multiple episodes of The League.

    • @bettyveronica460
      @bettyveronica460 4 года назад +4

      @@jdobbs5957 I didn't know that. Great🙂

    • @junghunt8645
      @junghunt8645 4 года назад +3

      He’s not funny and he’s a bad actor.

    • @bettyveronica460
      @bettyveronica460 4 года назад +9

      @@junghunt8645 You're entitled to your opinion.🙂

  • @liz1115
    @liz1115 4 года назад +846

    the sad thing is, is my high school football team consists only of robbies, so this is extremely realistic lmao

    • @user-ro5iu6br4f
      @user-ro5iu6br4f 4 года назад +28

      Sports are not theatre class, hun.
      If you ain't good enough, fuck off.

    • @codkue5142
      @codkue5142 4 года назад +56

      ​@@user-ro5iu6br4f god, u sound SO manly now, my panty is falling off....

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 4 года назад +9

      my jr high baseball team was full of football players, we didn't have not ONE real baseballer. We sucked so bad.
      I got benched for parking the 3rd base guy into his dugout when he tried to tag me out. ahahhaha

    • @godsperfectfailures796
      @godsperfectfailures796 4 года назад +2

      You're line must be Robbies shit.

    • @williamjordan5554
      @williamjordan5554 4 года назад +2

      @@codkue5142 I don't think anyone would doubt you wear panties.

  • @chuyozuna2398
    @chuyozuna2398 4 года назад +318

    I could see JJ watt having a great acting career

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 4 года назад +28

      he might go the John Cena or The Rock route once retiring from pro athlete.

    • @emanueldixson5645
      @emanueldixson5645 4 года назад +1

      He was in Bad Moms

    • @AlmostReady504
      @AlmostReady504 4 года назад +2

      He's a bit stiff and forced.
      But why not. You don't have to be Dinero to have success in a particular genre

  • @ahrifangirl
    @ahrifangirl 4 года назад +194

    Lmao i thought every player was going to give Robbie their spot and it would be Robbie alone on the field wearing a dozen jerseys

    • @lefthandedkam1385
      @lefthandedkam1385 4 года назад +4

      Timujina Parsons I’m glad 93 of our brains think alike lol

    • @djfaceplant2076
      @djfaceplant2076 4 года назад +2

      LeftHandedKam oooo Ima have to flag robbie for too many jerseys on the field. You can only field 11 and a dozen is 12. That’ll be a 5 yard penalty

  • @crumpfamilyvalues7935
    @crumpfamilyvalues7935 4 года назад +33

    'Who keeps letting you in my office?' 🤣😂

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown 4 года назад +652

    This is why the real Rudy story is so remarkable. How many power football programs would let a 5'5" walk-on into the locker room let alone an actual game? 😂

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 4 года назад +42

      Rudy was actually good at football tho 😅

    • @DetroitMerxy
      @DetroitMerxy 4 года назад +86

      jlbueno0611 He was nowhere near good enough to play for Notre Dame. His story is only known because of the work he put into in, academically and physically. He only played one play.

    • @sws212
      @sws212 4 года назад +52

      @@DetroitMerxy And later, he was charged with securities fraud. so eh.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 4 года назад +6

      @@DetroitMerxy he knew the plays ...and he didnt drop the ball 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @imfromdowntown
      @imfromdowntown 4 года назад +54

      @Logan Collier He was fast in high school but yes, not really walk-on caliber for ND. Great story but guy was basically a mascot. Dude was 27 years old when he finally got to play in that one game.

  • @leopardgaming8034
    @leopardgaming8034 4 года назад +63

    I legit thought everyone would give up their jerseys so Robbie would be the only one playing😂😂😂

  • @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi
    @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi 4 года назад +78

    JJ Watts never disappoints. This is realistically good. What a parody !

  • @j.speedsvids2646
    @j.speedsvids2646 4 года назад +60

    JJ is good at everything he does. This is classic.

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 4 года назад +80

    "I almost did,but I held it in"
    -Me whenever someone asks me if I'm crying

    • @millymartin7191
      @millymartin7191 4 года назад +3

      BANA Nawal “no he didn’t.”

    • @bananawal8215
      @bananawal8215 4 года назад +2

      @@millymartin7191 Welp, got me there.

  • @thomasdunmore9080
    @thomasdunmore9080 4 года назад +52

    Folks, JJ Watts killed on SNL last night. By far one of the funniest athletes to host the show. Was not stiff or mechanical, he was a natural on stage.

    • @liljmarian7327
      @liljmarian7327 4 года назад +1

      When u take on 6' 7" 320lb monsters on the weekly the last thing he's worried about is metro sexual fuqs n soccer moms😂

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo 4 года назад +26

    "I'm just gonna take my jersey back. . . ." 🤷🏿‍♀️🤣

  • @Frir10
    @Frir10 4 года назад +454

    I thought the joke was going to be, that he would be the only player on the field. If all the other players gave him their "spots", there wouldn't be anyone left to play WITH.
    Anyway, this was funny too. "Yeah, I'm just gonna take my jersey back..."

    • @BLURRRULB
      @BLURRRULB 4 года назад +1

      SAME!

    • @savaana7581
      @savaana7581 4 года назад +3

      @@commonsensemod4039 Mind your business next time instead of commenting. wtf? so damn rude. Go tell your mom to hug you more

    • @Frir10
      @Frir10 4 года назад +1

      @@commonsensemod4039 I... did not see that...?

    • @Frir10
      @Frir10 4 года назад +1

      @@commonsensemod4039 None of the top comments (on my page) had said that, when I commented.

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 4 года назад +1

      @@Frir10 It doesn't matter you're a Power Puff Girl. You say what you want!!!✌

  • @toxicelec5960
    @toxicelec5960 3 года назад +2

    THis is one of my all time favorites, I died when JJ just said "WE'RE GONNA F**KING LOOOOOSSSEEE!!!"

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 4 года назад +83

    We aren’t friends... stop coming back here it’s weird... Ha!

  • @adrianbosier2900
    @adrianbosier2900 4 года назад +25

    Just gonna take my jersey back...😂😂🤣😂

  • @user-zv6ly7fu3w
    @user-zv6ly7fu3w 4 года назад +83

    JJ Watt is really talented and comical....he reminds me of Peyton and Eli Manning . I think he might have an acting career after football....he's good !!

    • @calebqueen2090
      @calebqueen2090 4 года назад

      ALAN 711 yeah, cuz Eli Manning acres like he wasn’t 💩 for the last 5 years of his career before they let Daniel Jones take over

  • @skippss01
    @skippss01 4 года назад +38

    This is honestly one of the better sketches of the year

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 4 года назад

      When there’s only two episodes released this year.

  • @Michael5221
    @Michael5221 4 года назад +9

    JJ is hilarious. "I definitely don't" cracked me up

  • @METALSAULGOODMAN
    @METALSAULGOODMAN 4 года назад +195

    This reminds me of the jonah hill fake wrestling champ sketch lolol

    • @seattlephog
      @seattlephog 4 года назад +4

      haha. Yeah, when I saw the thumbnail, that's exactly what I thought.

    • @ScarredBert
      @ScarredBert 4 года назад +1

      My biggest fear

  • @LessGo7921
    @LessGo7921 4 года назад +60

    This just went from 'The Longest Yard', to 'The Longest Inch'.

  • @jennasmith9309
    @jennasmith9309 4 года назад +19

    I love when Kenan plays the janitor who has no idea why the team's loser considers him a friend.

  • @elenasophia6798
    @elenasophia6798 2 года назад +2

    "he shit his pants.... AGAIN" the delivery of that line fucking SENT me 💀💀

  • @justinflores1620
    @justinflores1620 Год назад +5

    I laughed too hard when they started taking their jerseys back 😂😂

  • @raha243
    @raha243 4 года назад +10

    Funniest SNL skit I’ve seen in a long time.

  • @JonAdamich
    @JonAdamich 4 года назад +110

    Wait, JJ is a good actor? He was right there with the cast members. Well done

  • @gusztitencenhauer
    @gusztitencenhauer 4 года назад +2

    Kenan always plays the janitor. =D

  • @legendaryfitcrew1272
    @legendaryfitcrew1272 4 года назад +5

    This sketch was perfect in every way

  • @fabianespinoza9058
    @fabianespinoza9058 4 года назад +32

    That went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @Ironmen-tw4np
    @Ironmen-tw4np 4 года назад +10

    Burst out laughing when JJ started his rant

  • @gummieworms3909
    @gummieworms3909 4 года назад +1

    Lol I Love how the music wells up when they talk and when Riley and the janitor talk it's silence😂😂🤣😭😂🤣😁

  • @gabrieldodds1365
    @gabrieldodds1365 2 года назад +1

    probably the best movie satire SNL has ever done

  • @PerplexedGibbon
    @PerplexedGibbon 4 года назад +14

    lmao, " I almost did but I held it in."......." no he didn't."

  • @AccessoriesAddict5528
    @AccessoriesAddict5528 4 года назад +35

    "GOT IT!!!!"
    "WHAT WAS IT THOUGH???" 🤔

  • @kyzor-sosay6087
    @kyzor-sosay6087 3 года назад +8

    One of the absolute funniest SNL sketches I have ever seen ,Watt is good.

  • @jeffreybreiten4117
    @jeffreybreiten4117 3 года назад +3

    Pooping sound when he hits the locker is often missed. Brilliant
    Also the repeated build of inspirational music makes it

  • @charlie4412
    @charlie4412 4 года назад +7

    Kenan always gets me😭😭😭

  • @iwillbehokagegorge1042
    @iwillbehokagegorge1042 4 года назад +17

    i needed this laugh, thank you

  • @aldowilliams4765
    @aldowilliams4765 Год назад +2

    Rudy is one of my all time favorite movies and one of the most inspirational works of art ever but I gotta admit this is funny

  • @monerz1
    @monerz1 4 года назад +1

    This was a spoof about the movie, "Richard". Richard was a walk-on for Notre Dame back in 1990 & no one expected him to ever play. He eventually did play when the starting quarterback was suffering from clinical depression. Richard (played by Sean Astin) eventually won 7 straight games for Notre Dame & the national championship. He also won the Heisman Trophy that year & went on to play 6 season for the Atlanta Falcons. So, whenever you watch, "Richard", think of Richard Jankowski & all he suffered. Thank you.

  • @dmanigo77
    @dmanigo77 3 года назад +3

    3:42 Robbie got that hang time. 😂

  • @celestina0603
    @celestina0603 4 года назад +7

    Whoa! This football player can also act, real good! He's amazing!! 😎✌️🎬

  • @khan.rabia22
    @khan.rabia22 4 года назад +4

    Every foootball game is mosty this story. I am so glad they made fun of it, it was spot on lol! I loved it!

  • @junkboxxxxxx
    @junkboxxxxxx 4 года назад +3

    I love it when Kenan does 'old black man'

  • @TheHersaWay
    @TheHersaWay 4 года назад +14

    JJ Watt is hella funny I could definitely see him coming back to host

  • @wisbadgergirl
    @wisbadgergirl 4 года назад +3

    Please promise that this will ALWAYS be available. It has the power to make me gut laugh on even the suckiest of days!

  • @Crewby
    @Crewby 4 года назад +2

    "You hit your head too hard in practice last week son?" The look on his face, I'm crying laughing it hurts

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge 3 года назад +8

    The really funny thing is that JJ is actually a decent actor in this. Usually the athletes that made it on SNL were really fish out of water, which had its own charm. But JJ Watt is actually legit funny.

  • @dkchen
    @dkchen 3 года назад +9

    Robbie is basically what the former head coach of the Houston Texans.

  • @gabrielsadeghi9396
    @gabrielsadeghi9396 2 года назад +3

    1:09 that’s how it really is

  • @kristeandreatujague7016
    @kristeandreatujague7016 4 года назад +3

    This sketch is hilarious. 💕

  • @anthonyc6519
    @anthonyc6519 4 года назад +118

    Well if jj ever retires from football he can go into acting.

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 года назад +2

      Football's Dwayne Johnson?

    • @da8765
      @da8765 4 года назад

      All NFL players are actors.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 4 года назад

      suzawilo More like White John David Washington.

  • @Ridin_Nerdie
    @Ridin_Nerdie 4 года назад +4

    “We’re gonna fu**ing looooosseeee” 😂😂😂

  • @spencerbelcher9688
    @spencerbelcher9688 4 года назад +14

    Why is JJ Watt a good actor though 😂

  • @okdude2422
    @okdude2422 4 года назад +2

    By far the best sketch of the night.

  • @danielstanford4980
    @danielstanford4980 3 года назад

    "You played here! Someone gave you a shot" *cheers in the background*

  • @shellshockali5165
    @shellshockali5165 4 года назад +37

    I'm watching snl on the TV while watching this. Now that's a power move

  • @darthdragon117
    @darthdragon117 4 года назад +18

    On the field, he no make it.
    In the locker room, he no make it.

  • @Vidi_Zwei
    @Vidi_Zwei 9 месяцев назад

    It was a bad idea to watch this while I’m eating. I almost choked five times 😂😂

  • @melriquajackson8480
    @melriquajackson8480 4 года назад

    I love the way he keeps smiling

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 4 года назад +8

    To be fair, curling up into a ball and cowering is probably the reaction most people have when J. J. Watt is coming at them.

  • @robmiller2221
    @robmiller2221 3 года назад +1

    Love this bit ! JJ rocks

  • @beezus55
    @beezus55 2 года назад +1

    "And who keep letting you in my office" 😂😂

  • @haydencook682
    @haydencook682 4 года назад +17

    When the non actor is the funniest actor in the room

    • @maxisatube
      @maxisatube 3 года назад +1

      Nah kenan was definitely the most funny

  • @rexyboyfeildman6008
    @rexyboyfeildman6008 3 года назад +6

    “THIS is Robbie’s dream coach”
    And why isn’t it yours?

  • @noneya7910
    @noneya7910 4 года назад +1

    I love the camaraderie at the beginning.

  • @keanefarley2405
    @keanefarley2405 3 года назад +1

    He Sh*t his pants in practice Stevens, AGAIN. He should hav maybe the practice team lol. Maybe like ummm. Oh the 3rd string bench. Love this video get funnier everytime.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +18

    3:42
    That farting sound was hilarious

    • @parlance1
      @parlance1 4 года назад

      I didn't even hear it until you pointed it out, lol.

  • @mkfd4571
    @mkfd4571 4 года назад +4

    OMG I almost peed in my pants laughing.... I’ve seen Rudy so many times... 😂😂 I had to watch it three times in a row...

    • @crunchberries4169
      @crunchberries4169 4 года назад

      You must be easily amused, that sketch was absolute garbage.

  • @errrno1761
    @errrno1761 3 года назад +1

    3:30
    ''just gon take my jersey back''
    im dead

  • @tammyforbes2101
    @tammyforbes2101 3 года назад

    Who keep letting you in my office? Stop coming back here! 😂

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey 4 года назад +18

    I think he accidentally ran "Brown #2" instead....to perfection.

  • @admiralsquishy8955
    @admiralsquishy8955 4 года назад +22

    Riley has that mamba mentality

  • @EmpirePreciousMetals
    @EmpirePreciousMetals 4 года назад +2

    Flippin cracks me up. Well done SNL writers and cast!

  • @chrisk6882
    @chrisk6882 3 года назад

    "You know what maybe you don't believe in me Riley!"
    "I definitely don't." 😂😂

  • @roccosiegele3268
    @roccosiegele3268 4 года назад +28

    ,"the hell arnt you dressed"

  • @beccazelten8728
    @beccazelten8728 4 года назад +16

    Best skit of the night

  • @belldn3
    @belldn3 4 года назад +1

    I can't stop laughing. And who keeps letting you in my office, lol.

  • @danielrhome3652
    @danielrhome3652 4 года назад

    Lmaooooo I was not ready for this

  • @scruffd0g193
    @scruffd0g193 4 года назад +4

    Yo, JJ Watt was awesome tonight, I can see 1000% seeing him being great on TV after he is done playing football.