The Tightest Choke

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @PDFBBN
    @PDFBBN 14 часов назад +66

    "The tightest choke" 🥵

    • @ocircles738
      @ocircles738 14 часов назад +18

      Artodaddy please

    • @stoic521
      @stoic521 13 часов назад

      Luigi swung his love sausage around Bowser's neck...

    • @Cleoectl
      @Cleoectl 13 часов назад

      Mmmm Daddytosis

    • @dawbeh
      @dawbeh 13 часов назад +4

      LMAO!

    • @Assmagnus
      @Assmagnus 13 часов назад

      Tighter than Arty's asshole after nexus first ..... 😂

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS 15 часов назад +35

    That’s a very suggestive title RT. Almost Mario and Luigi fanfic level.
    As for hiccups cure, try thinking about fairness of Nexus First, the rage should overcome the hiccuping.

    • @trololkhil9868
      @trololkhil9868 12 часов назад +4

      surprised nobody is mentioning chills...get some very cold water/ice in you and let it do its magic.

    • @Darrin-uu2gq
      @Darrin-uu2gq 12 часов назад +3

      Did u know Mario and Luigi aren't just brothers, but lovers❤

  • @htruane
    @htruane 5 часов назад +5

    There are multiple academic articles titled "Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage"

    • @andrew40
      @andrew40 25 минут назад

      Think it won an ignoble prize, too, though in modern interviews, the author recommended an orgasm for same effect.

  • @greenwave819
    @greenwave819 15 часов назад +83

    WOW!!! I am the Terran featured in this cast!!!!

    • @BenjaminGlatt
      @BenjaminGlatt 14 часов назад +10

      You're not Artosis.

    • @stoic521
      @stoic521 13 часов назад +2

      wow. meow wow even

    • @JJ-Toreddie
      @JJ-Toreddie 13 часов назад +1

      Here is a 🍪

    • @bldbar118
      @bldbar118 12 часов назад +2

      No spoilers this early!!!

    • @arivald6677
      @arivald6677 12 часов назад +1

      Were there any neutral terran civilian units there? Or did you meant you were one of infested terran's egg?

  • @JoelChampion
    @JoelChampion 14 часов назад +10

    Hold your breathe for hiccups man, if you hold your breath long enough it usually work for me

  • @karpai5427
    @karpai5427 9 часов назад +3

    10:40 Lurker upgrade is called Lurker Aspect. You can tell by hovering over the icon.
    If they kept the trend of this game being unfinished, they would Make Lair icon a Hive and Hive icon a Lair like in original.

  • @MJ.Actual
    @MJ.Actual 10 часов назад +6

    Artosis you que up the second corsair. You cancel it if you realize they're not going muta. Paralyzed saw the hydras in the middle of the map so it was not an issue. In a normal game a lot of times the second corsair finishes before you finish scouting. If you don't have the second corsair qued you can die to muta all in easy. Similar to how terran ques up an extra marine vs protoss but cancels if he doesnt need it.

  • @GammaW
    @GammaW 14 часов назад +6

    Idk why but I always love watching the little microing shenanigans when the first probe/scv/drone scouts and then the opposing player chases that pesky unit around like 2:30 - 2:50 ish

  • @mattabet
    @mattabet 14 часов назад +9

    7 consecutive missed shots on the egg is a less than 1% chance!

    • @alexfriedman2152
      @alexfriedman2152 2 часа назад

      You sure? It's a 53% hit chance. So it's just like randomly 7 dice rolls of 53%. How is that 1% chance?

    • @alexfriedman2152
      @alexfriedman2152 2 часа назад

      And I looked it up and it was 2.9% chance of happening.

    • @mattabet
      @mattabet Час назад

      @@alexfriedman2152 exponents, brah. We're not calculating chance to hit, we're calculating chance to miss - either way it'd be less than 1% though?
      If you want, you can calculate it yourself. I wouldn't look it up. If you're not good with a calculator, you can also ask AI to do it for you.
      Or you can just comment for me and I'll ask AI to show you how to do it. Here you go!
      an event happens with a probability of 47%. It is an independent event. What are the chances of it happening 7 times in a row?
      1. Understand Independent Events
      Definition: Independent events mean that the outcome of one event does not influence the outcome of another.
      2. Calculate the Probability of the Event Happening Once
      The probability of the event happening once is given as 47%, which is 0.47.
      3. Calculate the Probability of the Event Happening 7 Times in a Row
      Since the events are independent, we multiply the probability of the event happening in each instance.
      Probability of 7 consecutive occurrences = 0.47 * 0.47 * 0.47 * 0.47 * 0.47 * 0.47 * 0.47
      = 0.47^7
      ≈ 0.0080
      4. Express the Result
      The chance of the event happening 7 times in a row is approximately 0.80%, or 0.0080.
      In simpler terms: It's quite unlikely for an event with a 47% probability to happen 7 times consecutively.

  • @pram304
    @pram304 13 часов назад +5

    A spoon full of peanut butter immediately stops hiccups for some reason!

  • @Ampora
    @Ampora 12 часов назад +5

    hiccup away straw. Created via crowdfunding, Kickstarter, by a doctor. I purchased some for a friend and family member, and they are super happy with it. Their hiccups dissappear almost instantly. 4:12

  • @karpai5427
    @karpai5427 9 часов назад +6

    7:15 Does it take 26 Hydra shots to kill a zealot? He is a Warcraft 3 unit at this point.

    • @Ace-yg2jc
      @Ace-yg2jc 6 часов назад +1

      I LOLd at this comment! Technically more than 26 because of shield regen.

    • @karpai5427
      @karpai5427 7 минут назад

      @@Ace-yg2jc You can still one shot it with 26 hydras then. As shield regen takes time.
      Oh wait, they have 1 armor as well. Oh man.

  • @hristoilchev
    @hristoilchev 13 часов назад +6

    You have a condition, not hick-ups.

  • @joelb1299
    @joelb1299 15 часов назад +8

    I like BIG Zerg and I cannot lie, You other Terran can't deny!

  • @wargumbyx
    @wargumbyx 12 часов назад +3

    i think that attack doesnt work against a zerg who isnt trying to transition into 4 other things while the protoss is just building a huge army. because the counter to the ramp being stormed is to put your army in front of the choke but you need an army and not 20 upgrades and buildings preparing for a time that you wont get to in order to do that

  • @matticus11
    @matticus11 14 часов назад +8

    Lean over and drink from the "far" side of a glass over the sink always works for me. Something about swallowing at that angle (no diddy)

    • @c1268806
      @c1268806 12 часов назад +1

      This has worked 100 percent of the time for me

    • @maximebourbonnais756
      @maximebourbonnais756 Час назад

      Yup this is the real life hack, i can vouch

  • @somecooney5304
    @somecooney5304 14 часов назад +1

    Snow is going to do with early mass zealots to solve vZ, what he does with early reaver to solve vT.

  • @masterroshi6749
    @masterroshi6749 11 часов назад +1

    7:12 this 20 seconds of you doing math and the final outcome being a million for your number had my laughing my pants off

  • @robertovonschoettler
    @robertovonschoettler 11 часов назад +2

    Arty the Lurker upgrade shows as "Lurker Aspect", "Zerg Lurker" is a morph, same icon maybe?

    • @Eltrotraw
      @Eltrotraw 10 часов назад +1

      iirc they do use the same icon

  • @CptFitzgerald
    @CptFitzgerald 6 часов назад

    Vocalist here: my hiccup solution that I figured out when I was a teenager was to swallow a little bit of water, then inhale a moderate breath and hold it, and then follow it with forcing that down without exhaling with a generous gulp of water. Hold for a few seconds and exhale. Repeat as necessary. Apparently it tracks because that reflex is an evolutionary hold over from our aquatic prehistoric ancestor.

  • @adammckay852
    @adammckay852 8 часов назад +1

    Artosis just a lil correction
    Zealots take 50% damage from explosive type because they have light armour, they actually have medium unit size (2 transport slots)

  • @Gloriath1
    @Gloriath1 10 часов назад

    Arty, since you asked for tips regarding hiccups: I struggled a little bit with hiccups (not a huge deal, it's usually just an annoyance after all) until maybe the age of 16. I haven't had a single hiccup since then that I didn't immediately end within seconds (I'm 38 now).
    Drinking water and especially the process of swallowing it seems to often help greatly, but if nothing is available at the time, I have a basically perfect success rate doing this: take a deep breath. Really deep, but not extreme, like 90%. Then hold the air in and try to relax. Don't breathe (!), nothing. Let you body sink a bit unto itself, it will feel like your body is weighing down on a pillar of air inside you (since you still have your lungs filled 90%). Depending on your lung capacity you're able to relax in that state for maybe 20-30 seconds until your body subconsciously starts worrying about breathing and you can't truly relax anymore.
    By that time, exhale, and in my case the hiccup is gone now 90% of the time. In the rare case it isn't I repeat the process one or two times. And as I said, sipping and swallowing a bit of water inbetween breathholding cycles seems to help if the hiccup is particularly tenacious.
    Like so many things, this techique has a big psychological component: it works better if you have trust in it (the usual placebo effect I guess). In my teenage years I sometimes had to repeat the cycles a few times. But nowadays my body kinda knows and trusts "all right, my boy is holding his breath, time to stop the hiccups").
    As I said, at least I myself have had an exactly 100% success rate for over 20 years now. My body now usually gives that shit up after just about 1 breath holding cycle of 20 seconds. The more relaxed you are, the better. Hope it helps you too. :-)

  • @huggernaut55
    @huggernaut55 3 часа назад

    Hiccup fix that works most of the time, get a glass of water, swallow three gulps of water in a row and then take three deep breaths in a row. Doesn't always work, but it's pretty good.

  • @RomanHofstätter-i6b
    @RomanHofstätter-i6b 13 часов назад +3

    Apparently the Lurker upgrade and morphing a Lurker look the same in the production tab?

    • @lubo_vl
      @lubo_vl 11 часов назад

      But I believe I've seen the upgrade label is 'lurker aspect' or something

    • @RomanHofstätter-i6b
      @RomanHofstätter-i6b 11 часов назад

      @@lubo_vl that's the name, yes.

  • @LesnickRenk
    @LesnickRenk 8 часов назад +1

    Math:
    -6 hydra shots for zealot shields (no penalty)
    -25 shots for zealot health (5 -1 armor=4 dmg; 100/4=25) not including shield regen
    -so all in all 31 hydras would in 1 shot a zealot
    correct?

  • @CorrectHorseBatteryStaple472
    @CorrectHorseBatteryStaple472 5 часов назад

    For hiccups I slowly inhale as far as I can, keep pressure in my lungs while I hold for 20-30 seconds, then slowly exhale as far as I can.

  • @leqeque7383
    @leqeque7383 14 часов назад

    Always hyped to watch Zelot play. He's second to none when it comes to show making

  • @ivarkreuger3098
    @ivarkreuger3098 8 часов назад

    Hiccup fix: lay down for a while or stand upside down if you can. Works for me.

  • @BatmanisaGemini
    @BatmanisaGemini 7 часов назад

    For hiccups, I hold my breath then swallow. Works about 95% of the time for me

  • @IanYurychuk
    @IanYurychuk 13 часов назад

    Sometimes what works for me is thinking to myself “You don’t have hiccups.”

  • @Dziaji
    @Dziaji 12 часов назад +12

    I have THE BEST hiccup trick:
    1. You hold your breath for as long as possible.
    2. When you can’t hold it anymore, blow out until your lungs are completely empty, and hold your breath on empty for as long as possible (this will be much shorter than with full lungs because your body will start gasping for breath almost right away, but you will be able to hold for a fee seconds)
    That’s it! Sometimes it may not work on the first try, but it usually will. I’ve never had it take more than 3 times. Very rarely does it take more than 2. Almost always works on the first try.

  • @somecooney5304
    @somecooney5304 14 часов назад

    Snow was the first to shift back into making mass zealots to pressure Zerg early.

  • @richardnguyen2914
    @richardnguyen2914 5 часов назад

    Fill a glass with water and hold it to your lips, no need to chug.
    Everytime you feel a hiccup coming drink continuously for a few seconds, it is literally impossible to swallow and hiccup at the same time. After a few goes the hiccups go away.

  • @jakovmatosic4890
    @jakovmatosic4890 13 часов назад

    I stoo hiccups breathing in the most I can, and then breathing in some mora by kinda swallowing, and then i hold my breath as long as I can and then I always stop

  • @neuroblast1681
    @neuroblast1681 8 часов назад

    I think "The Tightest Choke" was a chapter in Fifty Shades of Gray.

  • @Spookylukey89
    @Spookylukey89 11 часов назад

    Lean forward and drink a cup of water from the opposite side cup. Works every time.

  • @kayinnasaki
    @kayinnasaki 14 часов назад

    With hiccups I try and hold my breath, but like in as relaxed a way as possible. I swear sometimes I feel my diaphragm release its tension when I do it right.

  • @ozar_midrashim
    @ozar_midrashim 12 часов назад

    Zerg ground army without upgrades is like a King without a crown.

  • @CapDanAddams
    @CapDanAddams 2 часа назад

    Hiccups are my biggest pet peeve. They frustrate the heck out of me.

  • @zeddpilsner4
    @zeddpilsner4 2 часа назад

    drink a glass of water backwards to cure hiccups

  • @monolith94
    @monolith94 3 часа назад

    I wasn’t expecting artosis to make a video about this gaiman drama

  • @VersusAllOdds
    @VersusAllOdds 14 часов назад

    Rain vs Zelot series was the best time on this channel... only Flash's resurgence could rival that.

  • @isharif1986
    @isharif1986 4 часа назад

    100% hiccup fix:
    take 1 BIG deep breath and hold it.
    while holding the big breath, try and take another smaller breath and hold that too.
    repeat taking smaller breaths until you cant hold the big breath anymore.
    exhale.
    youre welcome

  • @ryankim345
    @ryankim345 13 часов назад

    the hiccaway straw tool works pretty well

  • @MxSpikeSpiegelxM
    @MxSpikeSpiegelxM 15 часов назад +1

    My favorite hiccup fix is a 4 pool 🥰

  • @WisecrackJax
    @WisecrackJax 6 часов назад

    There’s a “your mother” joke somewhere in that title

  • @playasteh19
    @playasteh19 12 часов назад

    He just threw too many lurkers. GG Mantoss

  • @captain_s4lty
    @captain_s4lty 4 часа назад

    This hiccup fix works for me: close your eyes and focus all your energy into relaxing all the muscles in your chest. Just pretend to be a zen monk or something for a minute, works hundo.

  • @JJ-Toreddie
    @JJ-Toreddie 13 часов назад

    In regards to stopping hiccups. I drink nonstop 12-16oz of room temperature water. Works every time for me

  • @Kardis
    @Kardis 15 часов назад

    The hiccup fix that's always worked for me is filling a glass with some water, then putting a napkin on top of the glass and trying to drink through it. Very high success rate for me, but I don't get the hiccups that's often either.

  • @victorfinberg8595
    @victorfinberg8595 10 часов назад

    hiccup fix:
    consciously STOP BREATHING for about a minute. (hard counter)

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk 14 часов назад

    Drinking room temp tap water helps me against hiccups.

  • @DjUpgreyed
    @DjUpgreyed 15 часов назад +1

    Hiccup fixes…. peak content

  • @garybih2080
    @garybih2080 9 часов назад +1

    Storm FOR THE WIN !

  • @youtubeviewer4472
    @youtubeviewer4472 12 часов назад +1

    Why not use zealots to kill the eggs, why only use the one cannon?

  • @CaveatDraco
    @CaveatDraco 10 часов назад

    Yeah, I watch SC1 / SC2 VoDs with my lunch and/or dinner. Only really play co-op mode in SC2 and the occasional fastest map or comp stomp in Brood War. Don't really have that competitive ladder urge anymore, but it's fun to watch.
    Between you, FalconPaladin, Winter StarCraft, Lowko, Pig, UThermal, Harstem and such, never really run out of great stuff to watch.

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich 15 часов назад +9

    Zerg is so HYPE!!!

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 14 часов назад +6

      only a bug-based lifeform would say this

  • @karpai5427
    @karpai5427 9 часов назад

    You upload Starcraft casts every day. I have no choice but to watch starcraft daily.

  • @seanzie24
    @seanzie24 14 часов назад

    Tablespoon of vinegar kills hiccups. Been doing it since I was a kid, it's never once failed. (Admittedly sometimes it takes 2 spoons)

  • @JoneZ2610
    @JoneZ2610 2 часа назад

    Its funny, in other games I usually watch a cast or match report depending on who is playing. But in SC I do not care, I just instantly like the video and go on a ride with you Dan. If it werent for you and Nick, id probably have stopped watching SC ten years ago, thanks for these daily videos, long may it continue.

  • @ErkiEntveg
    @ErkiEntveg 10 часов назад

    No, Rain and Zealot had 14 games, not 15.

  • @jessebartlett7850
    @jessebartlett7850 8 часов назад

    Hey! To get rid of hiccups drink water from the wrong side of the glass, like the other side of the circle. You kind of have to tip your head at a weird angle but it always works for me 1st time

  • @lewishamilton5229
    @lewishamilton5229 14 часов назад

    SBP is a good cure for hiccups

  • @Azsunes
    @Azsunes 14 часов назад

    Taking a shot of vinegar can cure hicups, sometimes holding your breath works. But don't know any 100% cures.

  • @sebastianosuch273
    @sebastianosuch273 13 часов назад

    I always and only hickup when I shave. Have no idea how to stop it. It goes away after I shave.

  • @dj_koen1265
    @dj_koen1265 4 часа назад

    i have been playing lots of pvz today so i was hesitant to watch one but i of course end up enjoying it quite a bit, the gateway expand is always very interesting to watch
    and pvz is just a beautiful matchup in general

  • @realGBx64
    @realGBx64 2 часа назад

    15:41 did Artosis just invent “type out” instead of “tap out”??? Chills!!!

  • @shanebullion4172
    @shanebullion4172 14 часов назад

    My wife swears by the following process after a hiccup. All in one breath:
    Take a deep breath and fill your lungs completely.
    Hold it and swallow.
    Continue holding and inhale again until you can’t.
    Try to swallow again.
    Exhale.
    It never works for me but she never hiccups more than once, so idk. Seems legit.

  • @jako_ronin
    @jako_ronin 13 часов назад

    Zealot micro against zealot

  • @Burt1038
    @Burt1038 9 часов назад

    Damn, typed into the wrong search bar again 😂😂😂

  • @themanhands5599
    @themanhands5599 Час назад

    yo yo i got that modern style

  • @TooMuchToCareAbout2
    @TooMuchToCareAbout2 14 часов назад

    The battle on the ramp was gg

  • @anthonyc719
    @anthonyc719 12 часов назад

    Yo it looks like the lurker upgrade got basically to the end and then canceled?

  • @RomanHofstätter-i6b
    @RomanHofstätter-i6b 11 часов назад

    Chills cure my hiccups!

  • @doinkclown1981
    @doinkclown1981 14 часов назад

    AC in the morning! Whoop whoop!

  • @pontussamuelsson4003
    @pontussamuelsson4003 10 часов назад

    Did you come for the title or to the title

  • @josephmartel6032
    @josephmartel6032 14 часов назад

    You ever play the brood war alternative?

  • @iequalasian
    @iequalasian 15 часов назад

    Hey Artosis, Welcome to Guyscast

  • @no1xtz765
    @no1xtz765 10 часов назад

    I’d say the quickest way to subside hiccups is drink something or of such swallow action. If not, holding breath is my second choice 😅

  • @vitalijusmotikas4186
    @vitalijusmotikas4186 12 часов назад

    Its been a while since we last saw a Dewalt game. Is he still playing?

  • @dewinmoonl
    @dewinmoonl 12 часов назад

    gettysburg on that hill lol

  • @thuperman5228
    @thuperman5228 15 часов назад

    Those chokes are very nukeable!

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 14 часов назад +1

      nuke is not an options in pro SC1

  • @kungfupanda431
    @kungfupanda431 7 часов назад +1

    What do you think about a balance change where all zerg and protoss buildings show an animation when producing/upgrading?
    Maybe have zerg buildings show a tiny extra animation when something is being upgraded, or even just have them stationary at all times and only moving when in production. Obviously blizzard would never do this but I think it adds an extra layer of complexity without being a straight nerf to p/z

  • @Плут-с2о
    @Плут-с2о 15 часов назад

    I just drink water if i get hicups

  • @TerekFilms3
    @TerekFilms3 6 часов назад +1

    I wonder how many pros watch artosis casts vs just randoms like me. I dont even play starcraft that much lol, only when my big brother or dad can play

  • @Tufas
    @Tufas 14 часов назад

    Does he actually have an Afro? So cool! Anyway thanks for all the hard work Artosis, love the videos

  • @DMilla0098
    @DMilla0098 10 часов назад

    artosis, how do they select players for an SSL? whats the process

  • @Endlessmelody4
    @Endlessmelody4 3 часа назад

    I watch every day. Zelot ❤

  • @Fallen608
    @Fallen608 13 часов назад

    Should be sleeping but just one more SC game before bed...

  • @ryankim345
    @ryankim345 13 часов назад

    artosis berghain thumbnail

  • @saulgarcia5133
    @saulgarcia5133 13 часов назад

    For hiccups , I take a deep breath and swallow like 4 to five times and repeat 2-3 times and it goes away guaranteed 👍🏼

  • @Scrotelfo
    @Scrotelfo 11 часов назад

    You should drink also less bubbly drinks to prevent it a little Artie

  • @BlaikeQCI
    @BlaikeQCI 14 часов назад

    I've heard felatio is pretty good for stopping hiccups, or that's what my girlfriend said. Maybe you could give it a shot!

  • @dragonsdynamite6403
    @dragonsdynamite6403 12 часов назад

    What are hiccups?

  • @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175
    @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 13 часов назад

    I’m rooting for speed to take ASL. We need the title back in Terran hands!

  • @Links241
    @Links241 4 часа назад

    GG! But we need more Flash and Rich!

  • @russellslaughter2957
    @russellslaughter2957 5 часов назад

    What's your favorite capybara unit?

  • @Codethe_Road
    @Codethe_Road Час назад

    hiccups can be serious; get it checked my dude... (if you havn't)!

  • @cl8804
    @cl8804 13 часов назад

    NA-MATH!!

  • @Bigtetrisguy
    @Bigtetrisguy 12 часов назад

    Chills.