Non Floridian asking about Florida traffic
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- Non Floridian asking why Florida traffic is so bad . Floridian tries to tell him why and this happens
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❤🔥🤣 TRUTH!
As Floridians we deserve our own tag.
“Florida - Born & Raised”🤣🤣
hear hear!
Why not? We already over 144 different plates. What's one more?
@@timsmith2525Right😳 DMV is about that $$ in Florida. First tag is $500 dollars😳 That’s special from the jump.
I'd pay for that one.
BIG FACTS😂😂😂😂
If Emma Lazarus had been writing about Florida, the poem would have said "give me your tired, your poor, your befuddled drivers yearning to merge free..."
To be fair, Dave Barry might have actually done so.
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@@randomchord Haha! It's quite possible!
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I live in Pensacola and it’s an adventure of terror every time I drive. Where are all the people coming from???
So true and poetic at the same time.
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
Maya Angelou
Florida needs two types of plates, one for the born and raised and the other for non-Floridians living in Florida.
Three plates the born and raised; the raised Floridians and the moved Floridians for example I wasn’t born in Florida but I was raised in Florida ie I learn how to drive in Florida.
"Oh NO, definitely not born in Florida, I would never..." 🤣
That would be me 😂
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Florida traffic is true FLORIDAING
OG Floridians deserve tax free living. Got to have lived here 10+ years and have no second in another state.
Amen. My dad was born here on the same piece of property in 1945. When the govt told him he had to have a license to hunt or fish, he told them where they could stick it! And with the property taxes, I find it extremely unfair that our elders are forced to pay taxes on resources they'll never use.
God bless you hun. ❤
Ain't it though, I was born in Florida in 85, and I'm still where I was born.
When he said “I Would Never”…..haha
EXACTLY.
PRECISELY.
Floridians drive fast and loose, no argument.
But not dumbly.
We want to get from point A to point B, and get back in the AC.
That’s how I’m feeling all these new people that’s moving to Florida stop driving slow in the fast lane and stop driving below the speed limit on i95 and the turnpike we Floridians do not believe in the speed limit unless a state trooper is near. They mean it when they say Floridians are a different breed
I’m from NY and I drive EXACTLY the speed limit in the right hand lane on I95.
Speed limits really are just suggestions. Yes, I was born in FL.
@@ajvintage9579Yeah, driving exactly the speed limit in Florida is basically like driving 10 mph under the speed limit in other states. You need to speed up
When I was a kid there was a popular bumper sticker that said, when I get old, I'm gonna move north & drive slow. Lol. ❤😊😂
@@ajvintage9579you shouldn't be on the interstate. There are other roads where you can take it slow without endangering everyone else.
Bro shirt got me. That I-4 eye sore is going to be there until the end of time.
Yeah, and I was thinking that means Wicks is familiar with the north Orlando area.
I have been waiting for you to address this. Over 80% of the population down here is from other states. So they are complaining about their own peeps and still don't get it.
It's funny how they complain about "Florida Drivers" yet 2/3rds. of our Population are from other States! 😂😜
BINGO!!!!!!!
Now, lets talk about all rental cars having Florida plates too.
btw...loved the eye twitch.
Pretty much sums up my feelings about non-Floridians complaining about the problems that they created.
Manatee plates
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@@Batmandabomb Yup! That's a good clue.
I remember back when rentals all had the same prefix letters, but after that whole thing with the German tourists, they realized that that just was like painting a target on the car.
@@omgitswicks Dude. Please check out a movie called Big Trouble from 2002. The Ultimate Floridaing movie. 😁😉
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@@randomchord Been here 60 years... I know
It's the same for all the "Florida Man" articles! Almost every one of them moved here.
While we were visiting, a car in front of me had a wreck with a car turning. Everybody got on their horns, and both cars had to limp their cars out of the street!
😂😂😂 "limp their cars out of the street"" I'm cracking up 🤣. 😂😂😂
I'm glad there was no serious injury.😅
Its beyond crazy😂
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!
Yankees and the slow left lane
LOL....that's true in our state, too!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol...nailed it...snow birds taste like Hit..eat more chicken..
Lol, exactly.😂
The Florida newbie reminds me of a lady who said I live in New Jersey, I am not from New Jersey
Yeah, buddy... thank you‼️‼️🙄
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Thank you!!! It is so insulting when people say "oh there goes florida man again". We, the multigenerational floridians dont act like this! Its the people whove moved here acting like hooligans!
On point
Can't wait to show this to my non-native new to floridia husband. I have been telling him this exact thing since I convinced him to move here. He doesn't believe me! 🤣
Lets just say snowbirds are the bane of our streets! 😂😂😂
1000% the way I feel. Although some of them crazy Florida-plated drivers could be FloridaMan or FloridaWoman in action.
That eye twitch LOL
Thank you
A lot of crazy drivers are the ones who come from out of state and create the problem we see on the roads.
All lanes are for passing & slow lane in Fl is relative it’s Fl slow lane means 78 goes up from there 😂
I drive 65 in the slow lane on I95
Roll with the flow 😊
Hell we can drive in a monsoon to get to a party 🎈
Manatee!!
1!
Im a proud Florida.. originally from Panama City Beach Florida
This is the same think i said about Californians in Texas😂😂😂
Good one! L O L
Don't stop the PSA's, they make life here a lil more bearable for those of us who remember clear roads in FLA! 🐊
Just came back from Tampa, traffic was a piece of cake compare to Denver.
When you're the problem.....
We get all 50 states of driving styles here plus international. I'm surprised that there's not more accidents.
This the only state I can drive like a bat outta hell and fit in fine😂😂😂😂😂
You got a point there
Don't forget the Tourons who fly in rent a car and take the extra insurance. Their crash rate alone would cause the government to invest in crash dummies who look like their fresh of the jet from Jersey.
We say the same thing in Texas
WHERE IS OLD FLORIDA MAN????? I called it... I claim OLD FLORIDA MAN... Im Floridian 60 years
98 I got you beat kid! 🤣
Only people born here are Floridians. The influx of invasive from the N.E. was out of control by 1972. Us kids born here in the 50s had to go to school in portables because so many Yankee's moved here. We use to watch them pull up to the beach empty their ash trays and garbage right on the beach. All had N.Y
Or Jersey tags. De Santis she deport all northerners y'all ruined Fla. Where will you move and destroy next
The half backs have ruined South Carolina. Just go back to the first place you ruined. The pythons have caused way less destruction than anyone from Philly, Jersey, or NY city.
They can't be as bad as North Carolina drivers! Every time I visit there, I witness an accident!🙄🚗💥
Lived in NC, can confirm, thought Jersey were worse, learned otherwise.
A four-way stop in Florida the rule of thumb is get on your mark get set go is the most dangerous thing to run into
🤣🤣🤣 yeah it just seems that people who lived in a big city and they didn't really drive but took taxis everywhere moved here and now they drive..js
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It isn’t the traffic that bugs me as much as just about every expressway in that state has a toll! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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That's not a "safe" it's a gun cabinet. I have this exact one. Cool video though........ 👍
I got Manatee Plates.. whats wrong with yall
I had the Florida Panther one. Because I like big cats.
Grew up in S FL, now live near Philly. 😉👍
I've always assumed the bad drivers are snowbirds
Nope, I’m a snowbird from NY and drive EXACTLY the speed limit in the right hand lane in I95.
He is saying you da fuckin problem...🤨fello flowida man here...🫡
Just because car has Florida plates doesn't mean they're a Floridian.
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Wicks, the humidity has gotten so bad in Pensacola. I'm sure you are feeling the same thing being a little further south, but y'all get a Breeze right?❤
Ahhhh i see what you're getting at
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Hopefully you support the red
Don't look at the plate.
Look at the car dealership sticker where the car was bought.
I always know they aren't from Florida because they won't turn right at a red light unless it has a sign that says no right turn
I'm sorry the nuts roll downhill😂 your insurance goes up the moment you hit Florida for a new license because the majority of Floridians have no license no insurance truth
Ok, you mean to tell me that those hot lilb whips shooting 100mph down Dixie, weaving w no blinkers are NOT native Floridians? Nuh- uh, ain't buying it
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maine plates, going as fast as i can .
I am not the president.so i aint depends
FSU Plates
To anyone from Florida. Would you recommend moving there?
No! We are past capacity now! Yankees & Californian's go home!
@@jennyb.2800 Please, I'm from the Pacific Northwest and didn't vote for any of these problems. Rather deal with giant bugs, snakes, and gators. Than phetanal addicts. I won't make Florida like Washington and Oregon. 😂😂😂
No! And pass that info on to anyone else you know who is thinking about moving here.
Housing prices are insanely inflated due to all the people moving here. I feel bad for ya, son, but I want to buy a house without having to work three jobs to pay for it.
@@Maddog3060 My family is planning on moving to Ocala. To ESCAPE inflation here In the Pacific Northwest. From what I've seen most expenses and utilities are much better than here.
I can see you have never been to Los Angeles.
Bro you think Florida traffic is bad come on up to Boston man I’ll teach you what traffic is really like
Crazy isn't from florida. Crazy moves to florida.
Most of the biggest problems in Florida are from things not from Florida. Florida everglades at one time was a nice place but a ton of invasive species arrived so now it is jumanji on the highest difficulty level. The iguanas that plague the south end of Florida are not from Florida. Florida is like a magnet only it attracts everything including a whole lotta crazy. All that crazy though has come from everywhere else in the country and world. A true Florida man ironically enough is a rare thing as some of the crazies are just crazy people that moved to florida. As for how that relates to traffic, we have some of the worst drivers in the world coming to florida. We have the senior drivers who drive too slow. We have crazy drivers from new york which is notorious for its bad drivers. We have all that coming here and intermixing creating a whole new level of crazy. Want to see it at its purest form? Go to orlando during one of its busiest times of the year and you will see some of the worst drivers ever. No lie. The people there at times just leave their brains back in their home towns and run on auto pilot.