What Did You Do That Made You the Reason for Certain Rules What Is Your Story?
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"they took the flare gun away so all I had was regular bullets"
Well, after the first shot they won't try it anymore.
Lol it made me laugh
My college cafeteria had two waffle irons anyone could use to make fresh waffles. It was out all day, not just breakfast. They also served cookies. The cookies often had a slight doughy feel to them, like they probably could have had 2-3 more minutes in the oven. One day I got an idea to put a the cookies in the iron. They got a little more thoroughly cooked and were nice and warm. The effect on Peanut butter cookies in particular was divine. Someone saw me and thought it was ingenious and started doing it too. After a while people would start experimenting with different stuff. One day the cafeteria only had one waffle make and a sign saying to only put waffle batter in the waffle iron. I am not sure how, but apparently someone managed to break the waffle iron with the food they put in it. What they could have possibly used to break the waffle iron remains a mystery to me.
my bet is they tried to make a panini with way too much stuff in it and failed. Could have also used some overcooked beef.
When I was in high school we had pep rallies. As I recall they were once a week, and always at the end of the day. They herded us all into the gym where the band caterwaluled and the cheerleaders screamed and I always went home with a terrible migraine and spent the rest of the day in so much pain I couldn't get out of bed. So as we were all shuffling down the hall towards the gym I would slip out the door and go home. The principle caught me doing this. I calmly explained about my migraines and that I wasn't missing any classes and that football was just about the stupidest thing humans could waste their time caring about anyway.
The following week, and every week after that, eight cops showed up to force me into the gym. Small town so this was probably the entire force. Plus the principle that made 9 adults (most of them armed) ganging up to bully one kid with a debilitating medical condition.
People sure love their miniscule amounts of power.
Should have went to a doctor, told the given a medical excuse. Then if they still forced you to do it sue on medical grounds. There are lawyers who love to sue governments and schools. Could have gotten a slip or at the very least a payday.
Where the hell were your parents?!?
The only reason I gave half a shit about pep rallies was skipping a class period and the candy they'd throw into the stands.
in my dnd group i am NOT allowed to have any artifact of the dark tapestry. the why is because i once used one to literally end the multiverse. coincidentally this also started our Chaos campaign, in which we are literally hunting a lvl 20 version of my Ranger.
What the fuck? Story please
@@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx just replying to get the story if he posts
@@Denis-nh5bv Same
Dude pulled a Pucci
ok so the story is far simpler than you would all think. we went into an adamantine mine under the colony city we...kinda fucked up. never give an idiot a cursed ring was the moral of that story. but yeah we went into the mine to figure out what killed all the miners. well turns out the dug up a portal to hell. and after killing the winged devil that came out of it a bright neon pink trident dropped. i rolled a sense evil on it and got nothing back, so i picked it up. DM made me roll a will save on the spot. with a roll of 30 i still failed. DM asked what my alignment was (i was CN) he said cool. you are now CE. but this was done in dm notes so only i kenw it. so a few sessions go by with the DM making me roll progressively harder will saves to stop "the voices" with each fail the voices got louder and more bright pink spots started appearing on my body. eventually party notices them and my progressively erratic behavior ( i was going insane) so when they confronted me I was so evil and so nuts that i planeshifted out (i could do that) to limbo. which made everyone more angry that i was betraying the party and the dm very happy as Limbo made the pink spots spread faster until such a point that i was totally enthralled to the dark tapestry and ready to do they're bidding. which happened to be shifting back into the prime material. but i screwed up and wound up in the middle of the ocean. not to worry though as i had the brilliant idea to start stabling the ocean with the trident. which caused the water around me to turn bright pink. a full 24hrs of this later and the effected area is massive enough that the pink water is being evaporated into clouds that will spread the chaos disease to the mainland. thus infecting the prime material. rinse repeat for every other plane (while the party tries to stop me) and then finally heaven, which upon entering i was completely erased from space and time. sadly, the gods could not do the same to the trident. which struck the ground and spread the taint. thus i infected the whole of the multiverse.
The Dr. Bright’s of real life
*DOCTOR BRIGHT IS NOT ALLOWED TO USE A CHAINSAW CANNON*
This is canon
Doctor bright is not allowed to donate anomalous books to schools.
Note from O5-2 “How did bright even get some of these books out of Site-[REDACTED] I want a immediate investigation into this to prevent GOI from stealing anomalies.”
Plot twist: everyone in the story had the amulet on
@@Wileybot2004 because he is doctor bright .... what else
This Bright end up my day
20:40 let me get this straight... there was no real incident, since no one threw up from eating too much; it was just a case of hungry middle schoolers. And they STILL decided it was worth never going back to that place?
Probably blamed it on that but reality was Golden Corral is probably more expensive
Is it funnier that the bulk of these are from school stories? I was expecting it'd be more like work stories about "And that's why we have a sign...".
I actually caused a few rules to be implemented at my various schools..
1) at middle school there were metal jugs and plastic cups put out for kids to help themselves to a drink over lunch. In year 8 i normally had a packed lunch, so didnt always use the school canteen, but i remember forgetting my lunch once and had to buy lunch at the canteen. After an incident one day where a bully poured juice down my back to get a laugh from his friends, (along with several incidents earlier in the day putting me in a foul mood) i snapped, refilled my cup and then chucked the entire contents of the jug at the bully and when he swung a punch at me i smashed him in the face with the jug knoccking him out and putting a dent in the jug.... never used the canteen after that, and a couple of years later my brother went to the same school and went to the canteen... the rule had been made that dinner ladies had to refill cups, because of "some kid that used the jug as a weapon".... and they still used the dented jug.
2) in high school, the school brought in a rule that only school shoes were to be worn. Over holidays I used to go to work with my father who transported machinery on his lorry, so he bought me a pair of steel-toed boots (among other PPE). Eventually the school shoes I wore fell apart when the sole came unglued, so I decided I would polish and wear the steel-toed boots knowing that they would last and looked similar to shoes at a brief glance. One day a kid decided to bully me (yeah.. I wasn't a popular kid at scool) so I flew into a rage and gave him a beating, kicking him several times, cracking his ribs and fracturing one of his shins... teacher coming round the corner had heard him shouting abuse, so fortunately I wasn't punished too bad, but had a week of afterschool detentions while the kid went to hospital. The headteacher made the rule that day and said he didn't want to see me wearing my boots the following day. The school already had the rule against trainers outside of PE classes, but i had nothing else to wear, so I wore my black trainers the following day and was told off and sent home. I came back in my steel toes and was told off again. I told the headteacher that he couldn't force me to come to school barefoot, that at least my boots looked like shoes, and if the school wouldn't issue me new shoes then I would continue to wear the boots as I didn't see the point in wasting money on shoes that wouldn't last and wouldn't be worn anywhere else. My parents agreed with me and he was forced to allow me to wear the boots but he sent out a school bulletin that only leather school shoes were allowed footwear outside of PE. And after I left the school they began running classes in construction and modified the rule that steel toes were only to be worn in the construction area and nowhere else as they were a "dangerous weapon". Again my brother coming to the school after me found out it was because "some kid nearly kicked another kid to death with the lethal weapons" (a major embellishment by the school)
3) not exactly a rule.. but a sign that was posted after a couple of incidents. The same high school also ran a 6th form, and by that time i (and most 6th formers) had passed a driving test and drove cars to school. There were several pranks played on peoples cars (wipers lifted off windows, things placed under wiper blades, rude messages/symbols drawn in dirt and then more sinister pranks like tyres being let down or mirrors being covered in shoe polish or shoe polish under door handles) ... my car was a fiat seicento (the same model as used in the "inbetweeners" tv series) but in red.. another 6th former stole some yellow sticky-back plastic from the art room and plastered it over my cars drivers door, and window, with only a tiny square of glass to look out of and also preventing the window from being wound down. I was furious that my car had been vandalised and made unsafe to drive, so i demanded the headteacher trawl CCTV to find out who did it.. he refused (yeah.. he was a real dick head) so I called the police who agreed with me that it was vandalism as well as making the car unsafe, so they looked at the CCTV and found the culprit. Before he was arrested and taken to the station , the police and I made him use a hair dryer to slowly peel the plastic off the door. After this last prank, a sign was put up in the car park warning that interfering with another persons car was grounds for permanent expulsion. There had been many complaints before mine, but they had all backed down when the headteacher refused to investigate. I found out from the schools police liason officer that after i involved the police, several others also reported to the police about their cars being interfered with, so the police came down heavily on the school and that resulted in the sign as well as teachers being ordered to randomly patrol the car parks.
Dang, you're a goddamn legend at your school.
Early 2000s in high school we knew more about computers than the teachers.
We somehow hacked into the school server and installed Starcraft into all the computers, had 3v3 lan while the teacher was reading his newspaper.
We installed unreal tournament, red alert and so many others. Got caught when they noticed the hard drive space is near 0🤣
reminds me of a story:
some people were playing "command and conquer" on a company computer.
a stupid manager with little knowledge of computers tried remove it...
and deleted an important SYSTEM file called "command.com", making the main computer unusable!
I am the reason my old high school added a no body piercing clause to the uniform policy. Without there being an actual written policy a teacher had been convincing students to either remove their visible/ face piercing or put a bandaid over it. She attempted the same thing with me but I checked the uniform policy she was claiming meant I had to do what she said. Lucky for me the principal ignored the vindictive teachers insistence to immediately change the uniform policy. He could see she was making it personal. He told her that as I was in year 12 she could wait til following year to have policy changes.
My dad got 3 new rules added to the Army handbook of the United States or somthing like that for bringing pizza to boot camp. Almost got kicked out but when he went before the court they found he hadn't violated any rules. He retired as a Major.
"No running near glass doors"
Three guess what did I do.
You ran straight into the glass door And Broke it
This isn't entirely related but...
In high school, our grade was given Macbooks to do our work on and we were specifically told not to play games on them (we weren't banned from playing games though) but people played games anyway.
For some reason, and I don't know why, some students got Yandere Simulator and were playing it in class. They were eventually caught, and because of the type of game it was, all games were then banned.
I never really played any games on my macbook (other than Terraria, which I played with my friends)
I eventually started messing around with the command console and text-to-speach or whatever, and made some stuff that myself and my friends found funny.
This never got banned, and I eventually moved to another school where they also provided Macbooks, and so I ended up bring that with me and "taught" the students there about the Command Console.
The teachers there, found it a little bit annoying but also a bit funny at the same time.
I hope everyone taped the cameras.
I have an answer for this! I got costumes and cosplays banned in my marching band by wearing one of those inflatable t-rex costumes around the hotel while on a band trip. Was absolutely worth it
In the third grade my uncle taught me how to rub my feet on a carpet to build up an electric charge to zap people/things. I totally abused this new found power the next week at school, zapping other students and even my teacher that had no understanding of how I was doing this. Eventually, I taught other kids how to do it and how to neutralize someone else from zapping you. My elementary school actually had to make a rule saying that "shooting lighting from your hands isn't allowed".
wrote a short paper about the various reasons why students in my school weren't attending the morning flag raising ceremony. caught the attention of our principal, and the next week the school was giving out punishments to those who don't participate on it.
I worked at a grocery store and we had people come in and order 10pounds of steamed crab legs. But they would either eat them in the store and hide the shells or decide (after ruining $80 worth of product) they 'changed their mind. I came up with they had to prepay and no refunds. One lady asked for 25 lbs on a whim. We walked herto the front and had her pay, and told her no refunds. Sure enough, ten minutes later she came wandering back having 'changed her mind'. We told her no. She threw a tantrum, then pleaded, then went and dragged the GM out of his office to yell at him, and finally ended up in cuffs when she hit a cashier with her purse.
I worked at a grocery store years ago. Normally youd just go on break and go back in around a certain time but we didnt have all too many people so we'd have to spread them apart a bit. I liked to take what I like to call a "union break" aka go outside and smoke without clocking lol. I got my crew on board and me and one or 2 other people sometimes would just dip outside randomly when we felt like it. This started a thing where literally everyone had to go and see a manager before we could take a break and they tasked this one chick working there with stalking me. It was kinda hilarious because every 15 mins or so shed peek her head in my isle then go back. I was a little troll back then so I'd go and do the same to her shortly after. It ended up getting so incredibly petty that even when I was on break shed come and check on me. It was her and the managers vs me and the rest of the part time crew. We did everything possible to defy and undermine the rules at every opportunity. I rarely asked the managers if I could go on break and while not as many, I still snuck in a union break or 2. Everyone I worked with ended up quitting about 2 months after I left because they got so strict with the employees. whoops
I almost got banned from the last school I went to because other girls in the highschool started gaining the courage and self esteem to wear heels because of me. One girl tripped going down the stairs and cracked her head open and nearly died. She didn't lose any motor functions and is still as smart and fully functional as she was before the accident. There was a rule placed, but not only the girls, but even the boys went to school wearing heels for a week until they took the ban down because it wasn't my fault, and I helped alot of girls feel better about themselves. It was an accident and the girl made a full recovery and is in college now. She still wears heels, the accident didn't scare her at all. They're trying to press the ban as a dress code violation now, but they can't dress code anyone if they're not wearing anything revealing like crop tops and low cut tops. Tank tops and hats (unrelated) are fine. And the guys really don't care about bodies anymore. They care about personalities and comparability. There's lots of smart girls out there. Fuck st Pat's
You were an inspired them
I smoked a cigarette during my driver's exam. I failed that time (because I was a crappy driver with little practice), and in the next reprint of our state's driver's manual, a new rule indicated that if you smoked during any part of the exam you would automatically fail the test.
I used to have an office with a sign that said "visitors MUST feed the monkey" which was a bit of a joke really as the monkey was a money box but people would put pennies in there etc. One day someone came in put in 50p and said that's enough for a few goes. Next time they returned they found the sign saying: "Visitors MUST feed the monkey on EVERY visit" they just burst out laughing.
Work as a line cook and obviously we have bell to ring for servers to run their food but i had beat it like gang initiation everytime and had the privilege of bells taken away
At the pool I went to when I was little, I always held my breath and just floated there every time we went. I would just lay there, face down in the water, for like 2 minutes or something. Long story short, the life guards thought I was drowning repeatedly so they made a rule that you weren't allowed to hold your breath for long periods if time.
No collecting milk bottles at school. I was known as the "Milk Man" because I ended up collecting around 30 different empty bottles of milk and stashing them in my locker. Didn't wash them out, however, and next thing you know, what milk is left in the bottles turned green and sour. The look on everyone's faces was hilarious, because when the time came for the end of year cleanout, I opened my locker, and out falls around 45 bottles, along with what smelled like liquid death.
Wasn't me but we played this game at my church and litterally everyone use this super cheap strategy in order to try to win. Eventually we had to make a rule that banned that strategy because it was annoying for pretty much everyone. The best part is even though I never once used the start I still won more than any other person lol
Hearing the knife one reminded me of how I got the plastic knifes banned from the cafeteria. I managed to cut two different people and make them bleed. I got suspended for like two days.
Knifes were removed shortly after.
EVERYONE!!! This is a warning!! Watch your step around this guy!! This here is a verified EDGYBOI!! You’ve been warned.
I once made a throwing card out of like 2 or 3 sheets of notebook paper folded tightly and bound with an ungodly amount of staples and would whip them at people, often cutting my own hand in the process but those hit HARD. Needless to say there is a pretty specific rule about that now.
The one with the BULLIED PE 6th grade girl, WTF!!! As a former teen victim of sexual harrassment, that PE teacher should've been FIRED!!!... And the bullies should've been SUSPENDED from school!
The PE teacher should have been imprisoned for child abuse and given a "can't work with kids for life" order, and should also have been investigated to determine whether she was a perv, and any school officials or teacher's union officials who tried to prevent her firing despite knowing what she did should have been charged with aiding and abetting child abuse.
I was the kid that snuck on to a ride that has a 48 inch requirement when I was 47 inches. Almost fell under the barm they had to stop the ride early to get me out. After the height was raised to 56 inches, because of me lol. Tbf if I could almost fall out when I was just an inch under the height requirement they should up it anyways.
we had a weekly friday dance party at this summer camp i used to go to (aged out now) and they would throw out water balloons in a way so that the back wasnt tied and water could come out the hole as it was in the air, but then they stopped doing that because my friends picked up the empty balloons refilled them at the drinking fountain, and threw them back up at the counselors, one of which hit the DJ booth and messed up some electronics, PS sorry for bad English cuz Im American not British RIP
Your English is great honey. No worries. Hope you have a great week & stay safe out there. 🌟
When I was in 1st and 2nd grade, my Sunday School teacher made a rule that if you weren't writing with your pencil, it had to lie flat on the table. This is largely because I have Asperger's and if I have a pencil, I like to flick it on my leg or the table. We had plastic cafeteria type tables, so it was LOUD. The final straw for that rule was when another kid teased me about something I really liked, and I thought he was serious, so I threw my pencil at him like it was a missile. Pencils had to be on the table of you weren't writing after that. I also wasn't allowed to draw during the lessons, which actually makes it easier for me to concentrate.
I absolutely hated having to change in front of the other guys at gym class. I wasn't as well toned as most of them. As such. I would usually take a stall. Thankfully it wasn't a banned thing. Otherwise I would have outright not gone at all to freakin PE.
The newspaper that was my first job started the rule that "all carriers must be at least eighteen years old" after I turned nineteen because I had skipped so many of my high school classes that they thought that I might fail. Not by a long shot, I was top of my class.
I used to race scale cars, (Slot and radio Controlled), the rules for RC are fairly strict, nowhere to lean on without outright cheating. But rules at my slotcar track, were fairly loose and easy to exploit, i used to ask if something was legal, all the time. At some point, I figured why bother others never asked. The racing we did was supposed to be stock class, but many racers would use a lathe and shave down the armature (diameter) to increase the speed. So I went the other way, I'd shim the magnets closer to the armature, to boost torque (twisting force). Another modification used was the next class up magnets, so those were the ones i shimmed up. I ended up with a car, that was as fast as a car 3 or 4 classes faster, but all the modifications (never shaved the arms down) were legal based on other racers modifications. Two weeks later, there was a definitive rulebook. The last thing on the last page was what became the crazyjr rule, "If it's not in this book, it's not legal"
In 4th grade, these two boys are best friends. They were always together. Then one day, mechanical pencils got between them. One boy accused the other of stealing their pencil lead and a loud yelling match ensued. Let it be known that for some reason, mechanical pencils were super popular in my 4th grade class. These boys made mechanical pencils banned for the rest of the year.
I got a kid's list for Christmas off of a Christmas tree at work l long Ago.......I got everything they asked for and more.....
Bike helmet, knee pad, bike
Board games, annnnnd socks.
All wrapped in the shape of a very large sock. Now, sadly only one thing can be bought for the kids.
My elementary school made a rule that effectively banned student clubs because of me. The policy now refers to it as “gang related behaviour “ … I had to go in front of the school board and they had a huge assembly talking about the ban lol 😅
Way back in 4th and 5th grade, when we played baseball in PE, it was customary to chuck the bat 15 feet out after hitting the ball.
Well, as it turns out, a plastic bat can’t handle that much damage, and, when I struck a “home run”, it snapped in half. We were never allowed to throw bat again.
I was the reason for there being check sheets on bay doors at my warehouse that have to be filled... That was my legacy in that warehouse.
It wasn't me... but it happened in my community. On their high school's lunch break three students wen't out joyriding. Speeding because they were late getting back, they had an accident and one of them was killed. One of the mothers tried to sue the school for her son's stupidity. She didn't win, but the school panicked and changed its policy so NO students were allowed to leave school grounds during lunch. All that accomplished was that the Dairy Queen, and the sandwich shop down the street, both lost so much business they closed within 6 months.
Not me but my cousin. He caused the rule “only two glasses of milk at breakfast” at the day camp we went to after chugging 10
I wore Heelys (Shoes with a wheel in the heel) to zoom around my college campus quicker. I never cut anyone off, never fell, never had a close call and was the only person who had them on campus (they were only sold in kids sizes here at the time). One day about halfway through the year security told me I couldn't use them anymore. I ask since when and they said they made the rule the day before (to be fair, they were cool about it and even apologised saying they know I wasn't being a problem but someone in faculty "had a stick up their ass" about it).
6:00 kid in my high school class did this. he had approval for it and never got under a 95 on the tests so none of the teachers cared enough to complain.
A former co-worker is the reason the rule "no smoking while covered in fuel" was created at my old job
You know how they say if you go to prison you should try to beat up the biggest guy there the 1st day? In HS, I was that guy. I got into many fights because new kids or the incoming freshmen wanted to show they were tough. I’m not saying I was good at fighting but after a “lifetime” of an older brother bullying me, I got tough. Plus growing to 6’1” and being 250 as a senior helped, like a lot. I was a football player and spent a lot of time in the weight room. And most of the kids that fought me were much smaller so 1 good punch was usually all I needed. Like i said, not a good fighter, but they weren’t good either so just being able to overpower them was enough. They had to make a special rule for me so I didn’t miss so much school. It got to the point I was only getting a lunch detention and they were suspended for 2-3 weeks. Oddly enough, I ran into the vice principal a few years after graduation and he said me leaving was bittersweet. While he hated how many fights I got in, it actually kept the overall # of fights down. Not sure how that works but ok.
In 2nd grade I got our entire school playground separated by gender. I only kissed a boy on the check. Not his lips. His check. I was dared by the mean girls and they snitched.
I was hated for those two years.
The lgbt girlies loved you I bet
Not me but: throwing things in the hallway at my high school, even just tossing something to a friend, was strictly banned after a kid was tossing a penny at his friend to get his attention... And it ended up hitting a sprinkler JUST RIGHT breaking the little red thing in it, setting it off and causing a chain reaction to all the other sprinklers in the school.
Lots of computer and AV equipment got ruined, as did several books, so it cost the school a lot of money.
(The security feed was backed up off site so they saw what happened, which is why they knew but ye)
I'm the reason my high school has a strict rule on how you are allowed to defend yourself.
Its been 17 years since this incident. School still has huge issues with bullying.
Punched the bully in the throat, and then kicked him in the balls when he was on his hands and knees trying to breathe, after he pulled my twin sisters skirt down to her knees and started to try and get people to start doing it to her every day, because she told him she wouldnt date him if he was the last living creature in the universe.
I got punished, he did not. What i did was 'unacceptable violence'. What he did was a 'mostly harmless prank'.
What was really odd about all this, is my high school would later that year, fail every boy in the school, by giving us 70% of our earned grade to 'symbolize the 70 cents on the dollar of the job market women get for the same work'. The schools grading system put a 70% as a fail, you needed a 75% to pass classes.
Everything about this sounds like a really bad power trip on the school's end
I caused my English teacher to have to have a page limit on his final essay project.
My teachers had a different solution. For every extra page you would get marked down. Me being the asshole I turned a 200 page report into a 5 page report and turned it in with a plastic magnifying glass.
What sort of doorstopper did you give him?
Well I made senior project at my highschool not a graduating requirement. So technically killed a rule, but member how your supposed to do x amount of volunteer work? Yea couldn't do that cause parents would be at work and didn't have a car. Not paying for a cab so went to the principal and told him bout it, and requiring someone to do work without pay is slavery. I was exempt from it that year and was no longer in place the following year. Your welcome Vikings
Anyone caught eating out of the garbage will be sent to in school suspension during lunch.
Not me, but my dad changed one of the laws in Nevada, or at least that's what my step mom said. My dad was falsely accused of something, I'm not getting into it but it was by my own sister and I don't talk to her anymore. He was told he would never see his family again and wasnt allowed to send any letters to us, or even talk to us. He changed that, because it was either that or he sued them. That's really all I know about it lol
Not exactly the same thing but kinda close.
My school, despite being online, is the most money-hungry in my state. Actively trying to enforce measures that provide their school with PUBLIC SCHOOL FUNDS despite being independent, banned gmail from students, banned all websites except Canvas and Desmos (yes, Zoom was banned at one point, and we all missed our first meetings), exploit students to do work and then remove it to their liking, suck off the Student Government because they make prom and stuff, and beg students to the advertise the school in return for a freaking iPad.
Now I’m a golden child. NHS President, HOSA President, all Honors/AP, AVID, CTE classes, All A’s, Top 1%, you name it. I’m the school’s dream child. However, they decided to exploit me in Yearbook Club one year ago, and insult me by not holding my STALKER accountable (he went to the school at the time). They also don’t care what happened to you, you catch up or you don’t graduate. It’s hell.
So you know what I did? Actively spoke against the school. I used my voice as NHS President to spread awareness. I used my HOSA Presidency to change the ableist rules and opportunity limits they gave us students. I used social media to speak out against administration. I never hold back to what happened to me in Yearbook. Now I’m a small role in the Student Government because the student who UNBANNED GMAIL for once and for all became president. Silently and slowly overturning the elitist system in there the more I interact with the officers.
I’m open to my hatred towards the school and many clubs. I’m not gonna be some suck-up because I was given a voice. The STUDENTS gave me my voice. They deserve to be HEARD and have a chance to shine. In case you’re interested, the school is Oregon Charter Academy. You might find my purple-haired face in some blog photos after the numerous ‘awards’ they are so proud of. Sickening. I’m graduating this year. I’ll refuse to shake the principal’s hand.
I didn't DO anything.. but a rule was changed because of me. I got a city government job with a 6 month "probation" period. During which they ran a background check, etc. I was there about 5 months when my boss just "casually" asked if I'd ever been to Arizona. I said "no" and that was that. I found out why about 2 weeks later. The police ran a national fingerprint check and my name and prints came up in Arizona. Turns out some guy with the same name had matched the 4 "reference points" on my fingerprints (however that works) had numerous arrests for bar fights. My name isn't even THAT common... They now include the MIDDLE name when they do the background checks. I'm lucky they rechecked... I could have just been let go without an explanation and never know why. Even worse... if the other guy was wanted for murder or rape or something...
A warehouse I worked at had these rubber bands that were about a foot long without being stressed out so me and a few of the boys got to talking to a HR about setting booby traps for each other
At my elementary school, there was this thing called a glider. It's basically a metal bar that slides back and forth on a giant metal track. I decided to go on it backward, and when I hit one end, chuck it back to where everyone else was waiting. I did so, but stuck my arms out as I was falling, and since I can hyper-extend them, I broke an arm. No more going on it backwards or throwing it.
@21:00 thats just more bullying, I always changed in a stall, I was never bullied, I didnt hate my body or anything, I just didnt like changing in front of people. Thats so horrific
(The 1 person I was bullied by was my prep teacher, so bullying by teachers does happen & its so fucked up)
Mustard and chocolate cake were no longer allowed to be served on the same day at my old childhood camp.... they told us to ‘get creative’ and entertain ourselves if we finished dinner early
I read too fast. There were these story cards we did once a week in English. They had questions on the back. I was chewing through 3 per class & getting all the answers right. Then one day I wasn't allowed to do more than 2 cards. My teacher apologised. Looking back, I think she might have boasted about me & the principle set up the new rule. A pox on him.
I once typed something in Latin in a discord server, then they made a rule saying that you must speak English.
5:30 I was emancipated in my teens for most of high school, it was funny the one time I got in trouble and go to call my parents and my cell phone rings they had forgotten..
Wasn't me but still a funny story. I'm a Canadian college student in a Police program, and second year students got to go to Buffalo or Miami in the US and go for ride-alongs with their police for a few days. The trips don't happen anymore, and the Buffalo one is because one of the teachers(retired police officer) had to use his retired badge to bust a meth lab in a hotel because a few students were helping the guys make meth. A female student the year before got expelled because she slept with the (married) FBI director in charge of the Buffalo area.
First story: They had books about occultism. In a catholic school library. And they didn't find anything wrong with that?
That last story was one of the funniest things I've heard on one of these channels in a while
Was breaking a rule so many times that every poster said no relationships between "teacher and student" count? They were so strict! Worst middle school ever! Also egg
I am just discovering this channel. Hilarious stories. Keep up the good work
All alergies have to be told before we leave. Simple enough and sounds like common sense but it's explicitly said now cuz I didnt tell my teacher that I was alergic to something in the PizzaHut pizzas. (Mild, just makes me throw up and feel gross for a while) Five slices in I told her I wasnt actually supposed to eat that and lemme tell y'all her eyes were huge.
I got a huge stomache ache but it was worth it and I did that to her again when someone brought pizzahut to school and shared it. She was an awesome teacher
Golden Corral used to advertise you could put whatever you like under the chocolate waterfall. Now, they have a sign next the waterfall limiting acceptable item-marshmallows, ice crispy teats, etc. Yeah, I'm the reason for the sign. Luckily, the cute redhead didn't press charges.
“Luckily, the cute redhead didn’t press charges.”
Were you going for red velvet? 😂
Heck, the second year tutoring at uni, I sat down to train and realised that they'd just written down all the stuff I screwed up the year before. :(
Scored 89 points against a rival football team. I was the offensive coordinator. Final score was 89-10. Next season there was a cap on scoring at 50.
When I was around 5 or 6 at my local mall, the bright red emergency button on the electric stairs was unprotected, and it was on the lower part of the stairs found down, so I pushed it and many people lost balance. Luckily no one really felled, but the next time we went the button had a transparent lid
you mean escalator
I guess, english isn't my native language
In D&D I am no longer allowed to seduce every living thing we come across. I assume you know what happened but not exactly what happened.
I asked to seduce a door, because this was the first game that had been played and it was super late I was allowed to but only if I rolled a 20. I don’t even need to tell you what then happened.
whats the aftermath
We don’t play D&D anymore because the one guy smart enough to be a DM doesn’t like being a DM
This kid in my 5th grade class had issues, and would threaten me, and a lot of other people. And my friends were bottling flipping, and he wanted to do it but he was a scary jerk that threatened to end my life if I didn't like him back (forced crush I hate him and I have a fear of boys from him now) And so he got mad told his mom who was a hallway monitor and she banned bottle flipping. All of the school didn't like him. I was his only real friend, but I was also forced to be his friend.
Im sorry for ya. Getting PTSD over one stupid bully sucks, hope you get better and i atleast wish he is a better person now or atleast got punished
I got ice in water bottles banded by throwing it at another person's head and hit it bang on his head. This was in a heat wave, in Glasgow where a new wave is 20°C and we were dying yep my greatest throw ever
I got my bus route changed. I had a knife.
As a kid, I pushed an unlabeled button located just within my reach.
It turns out that it turned on a loud siren and summoned the local fire department.
Ever since then, the button is now labeled with: "Fire alarm. Do no push!"
There are air benders, water benders, fire benders, earth benders, and rule benders
I remember in my old school we had some sort of waterfall near the front and everyone used to climb it
And then one time I climbed it, and I fell and my head hit another rock directly on my head
The next day there was a sign saying ‘don’t climb’
Pog
How to have a rule created. Do something selfish, stupid, or harebrained.
i did a backflip in skyzone in the foam pit and hit my face on a metal bar and they banned it ever since.
My friend basically has to ask permission to do ANYTHING in D&D because of his play style, for example : He is standing alone on the main town road at night, the rest of the party is asleep, and he sees an old beggar woman who is actually a witch spy, he knows this. So what does he do? Why he RIPS the street lamp out of the ground and goes and bludgeons her to death with it, naturally. He is the embodiment of chaos, he’s basically Tzeench.
at least hes not slaneesh
@@justarandomtechpriest1578 no, that was another member of the party, I actually think that it was his brother
The epitome of the “what the hell happened here” meme
7:20 there is no way he threw that kid 5 yards
I have that memory one too. I would always piss off my parents cuz like any other parents they would try to push off things and be like yeah if you still want that toy in 2 weeks then we'll go get it
And then of course they assume I forgotten but then the morning I wake up after 2 weeks I'm in my mom's bedroom like hey mom remember when you said you would buy me that toy 2 weeks ago?
Fun fact about jumping in elevators: if you jump right before you reach the top floor you jump higher
No selling food on campus
Yeah I’d come to school with a trunk load of food and drinks, ramen, chips, pretty much anything hostess Snapple’s, Arizona teas, pretty much anything that could be preserved for a little bit of time and fit in a ice chest and in my trunk I’d bring
I made around five grand throughout three years of high school doing this but in the final year of my high school in my final month I got lazy and was found out by the security guard and as it turns out I was the main reason why there was a large dip in kids buying lunch at school and it was soon that the rule against selling food on campus was enacted been 3 years and from what I’ve heard the rule is still in place
I did something similar except I had convinced a kid in my math class to buy all the products, and I'd keep all the money. Was a solid gig up until I dropped out.
When I was like 4 I put my hand in the water at an aquarium where a barramundi was waiting for me. I didn’t get bitten but the next time I was there there was like a 4ft glass Barrier
I brought a Pokémon card to school and showed it to a bunch of people like a dumbass. Some should-be-future-nuclear-weapons-test-subject decided it would be a good idea to steal it, leading to something of a shitstorm although the card was never located. Pokémon cards were banned from school after that.
Pizza Huts summer book reading program didn't have a limit to the number of pizzas you could earn thay first year...
Haha I'd say you're about 2 weeks early for this one!
First story, it's funny how you mention the Cult books in your Catholic school library. If you look up the definition of a Cult you will find that the Catholic Church fits all of the criteria of a Cult by definition. It's funny that the largest Cult In the world would remove all books relating to cults.
Thank god I’m not the only one who eats peanut butter out of the jar straight up
Plenty of people do this (myself included). But hardly anyone admits to it.
PS: Ever mixed peanut butter with chocolate cake frosting? An utterly divine midnight snack.
Re the mall santa one: I am - well, my dad is - the cause for a rule like that, and the opposite rule, at two malls near where I grew up. See, when I was, like, 4 and 5, my dad said to me "Now, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but if you can pull Santa's beard, you'll get an extra good present. Don't let him know someone told you any of this, or else I'll be getting a stocking full of coal, and you won't get that present"
The first year, I pulled his fake beard clean off, then let go and the elastic band sprung it into his eyes, causing him to release an f-bomb, and when he asked why I did it, I said "your beard moved to the side, I thought it was a monster pretending to be a beard and it was going to eat your face". Dad said "no, no, it's just a trick beard, so it wouldn't hurt when kids pulled it" and Satan didn't contradict him. Anyways, next year, new rule, no fake beards. Dad was laughing his ass off, and I did get a really good present I'd wanted (I don't remember what it was). Dad, years later, told me he said that after seeing that guy in the bathroom adjusting his beard, so he knew it was fake.
Second year, different mall, dad said nothing, but I remembered what dad had told me about the present if I pulled Santa's beard the previous year. So, I grabbed his beard and, with all the strength of my tiny little five-year-old body, *YANKED*. It was real. He screamed when I ripped out a fistful of his beard, no expletives, but... a lot of screaming and tears from both the santa and the kids in line. Dad, once again, laughed his ass off, but only once we got to the car, before then, he was a bit apologetic (which confused my little kid brain even more than just learning that santa didn't have a "trick beard" that year), and I was rushed out of there while Santa went to calm down in the employee break room. Next year at THAT mall, there was a new rule, ONLY fake beards.
Dude you wrote "Satan" in one of those
@@Mauripsu auto correct, I think
Hi
"I wonder if the story has evolved to me cutting my whole hand off?"
Nope, it is now told that a hideously disfigured teen wanders the woods with his axe looking to lop off the fingers of others.
I was the sole reason that my 5th Grade class, and ONLY my 5th Grade class was allowed to bring their electronics and play on them during recess. Needless to say, that made me like a celebrity at my school. I just saw that we were allowed to download Minecraft Education Edition on the desktops and laptops in our class room and play it at recess, so I was like, huh, they don't ban it, so embrace it.
How would that person have been out for like 7-9 hours from the tree cutting their hand..?
Not hi >:(
1st Story: What the actual frick?
The first one made me CACKLEEEEE
That's nice, honey