5:12 "Well, looks like we're hiring the plate licker." Bravo. I snort-laughed on the train. A fellow commuter looked at me, then hastily looked away. 👏
When I was going through Military Entry there was a guy who said he didn’t understand why he was there. He said he had used every drug imaginable. Sure enough; a couple of hours later they pulled him out and sent him packing. Thing is, he had told his recruiter all about it. Needless to say his recruiter got into a LOT of trouble.
The candidate who listed their driver's license as a "professional certification" made me laugh. Many years ago I was driving a taxi in my town and had a long stretch of picking up fares to go to the civilian personnel office (CPO) on the military base in our town. I finally asked someone what was going on with the run on the CPO office. Turns out the base was hiring summer help in the mess halls (dining rooms) on base. When I heard how much they were paying, I applied for one of the positions (the pay was more than double what I earned driving taxi). The lady at the referring agency informed me that I missed out - all the positions were filled for that year. Then she asked me if I had a driver's license because the transportation section of the base was still hiring drivers for short term work. I was floored to realize that a driver's license could get me a job, even though I was driving taxis for a living. I got the job, was hired again the following year, but for a much longer duration. The second summer one of my duties was bringing mail from the base to the recruiting office in another city an hour away. Before I finished that duty for the first week I was recruited and headed for basic training three weeks after my contract on the base ended. I will never forget how great it was to get a really good paying job just because I had a driver's license! The difference in the quality of my work environment from driving a taxi to driving on the base was incredibly surprising. Mind you I went from being the youngest driver at the taxi company to being the "Grandma" of my recruit school platoon at 25.
One has an odd way to appreciate a good meal...the other has a improper way to appreciate the student body. Plate licking is not listed in a standard school rule book.
When inquiring about whether you'll need to take a drug test, don't ask straight out. Instead, ask if you'll be required to pay for your own drug test and background check.
Rehab only helps addicts who are ready to quit. For those people who live in places where the seasoned herb is still illegal, but also enjoy partaking in burning trees, probably don't need rehab... that's a bit overboard and quite judgemental.
Sometimes interviewing job applicants is not easy at all. I have interviewed job applicants throughout my working period but never had these experiences. I did have a young man who left the interview early when he received a call in our office and was informed that his father had just dropped dead. It was understandable that he left.
There’s computer literacy courses. Even beginner ones for adults. It’s not an embarrassment to learn; it’s an embarrassment to be unwilling to learn. Especially intelligently.
Back during my college days I was working in a fast food chain and in my training I fucked up an order of hot pepper fries, instead I gave the client some regular fries. Anyways, the manager being understanding let it slide with a warning, saying that kinda mistakes happen regularly and even him made it when he first started. Fast forward a couple of months I was killing it and this annoying guy from my class needed a job so I reccomended him and they were interviewing him, during the interview I stopped by to see how things were going and the manager joked that he better not make the same mistake with the fries and the dude replies "ha! What kind of moron does that, what an fucking idiot" INFRONT OF THE MANAGER AND VERY LOUD. The manager stood dumbfounded and just said "well, I think that will be all, we'll call you". The manager after he left said "don't you bring no more idiots like him here" laughing his ass off
Totally understand the person who had to let the repair technician in. Whenever I have had to call for service, 2-7 days before they could arrive and a 4-hour window that day.
I can train anyone to do anything. But, I am not allowed to hire anyone, or to be specific, I don't let myself do any hiring. I can be too trusting or tend to give too many benefit of doubts. Usually, what I will do is send them to a good buddy of mine, that is still in my industry just has a different company. Anyways we share people a lot and I do a lot of training for them. But, if their sent to me its kind of end of the line and I am their last chance. Anyways, he's patient and can usually see right thru people. He will hire people and give them a chance. I got lucku and was his first and I proved all his colleagues wrong. In fact I opened a ton of doors for myself that are not easy in my world. So you never know, my initial interview I bombed and to this day is the worst interview the organisation ever had and probably worst than this video. A year later I am a partner elsewhere and still and executive there. My buddy said I had passion and that's why he gave me a chance. His second best employee had to bring his daughter and our director was tricked into babysitting while the interview was conducted. Than again, I have watched interviews from some of the most impressive people on paper and in person they never last or just suck...
Dude, the military guy who wouldn't sit down...bet he came straight from boot camp. Standing at attention is definitely not the norm unless you are in trouble or at muster.
I took an 'honesty' test for a retail job. I failed it for being too honest. As in turned in every single infraction. The computer would also spit out any applications if the test matched any previous test it had passed. Company wondered why it was hard to hire people.
Dale Dobeck: **farts** Brennen: **softly** “Awww, dammit, Dale!” Last interviewer: “Was that a fart? Mmm’kay, now the whole ‘tuxedos’ thing seems kind of f**ked up!”
I worked as a valet manager at a luxury car dealership. While attempting to hire a couple new valets (easiest job in all the world btw), we had a candidate come in with his mother. Not just as his ride, but actually wanting to participate in the interview process. Hard no.
Now that I think about it, the guy who listed his driver's license as a professional certification was correct in the literal sense. Computers DO have drivers, after all. 😂
I've had issues with background checks before. Years ago, I was evicted from an apartment. I had meant to break the lease but missed some paperwork and the company couldn't get a hold of me. It went to court but I didn't contest it and the whole thing ended uneventfully. Years later, I'm applying for a lease on another apartment and they said my background check came back with a forced entry charge, from that apartment complex. So I go ask them about it and even though it's been a while they remember me and confirm that the only court documents they filed were for the eviction. The county courthouse similarly had no record of the charge. After a couple of days it turns out that the company the new apartments used to do their bg checks just reports an eviction as "forced entry", I guess because they're stupid, lazy, or apathetic. The lesson being, if something seems off, it probably is.
Died of a sudden heart attack a few days after the interview. We didnt find out until the daughter called us to pet us know why he never showed for his interview.
I had this in reverse. Talked to the manager on the phone and we were going to setup a date for the interview, they just needed to contact my previous manager. I don't hear anything for 2 weeks despite calling several times. I finally go to the store in person only to see her framed picture on a table surrounded by condolence cards. Apparently she passed the day after our initial call.
When I worked at the room place I was told about a story about a candidate was being interviewed my boss had left for a few minutes and this dude decided to urinate on showroom floor instead of excusing himself to the restroom
That first guy probably did that on purpose to buy time for the drugs to get out of his system 😂😂 used the fact that English isn't his first language as a cover story for "misunderstanding". Would be pretty genius 🤣
15:25 if I was okay with not getting the job for whatever reason and I knew about this fact I would ask the guy as rudely as possible questions about the company because if they're 10 stroke 10 going to hire someone for asking about the company but zero stroke 10 going to hire somebody for not being nice to the guard then what do they do in that situation
In defense of the bartender that couldn't open a can of beer......what bar/pub are you going to that willingly serves beer in a can and not a bottle or glass from a tap?
Depends on the bar, region and country, but some beers are bought in the can, can is opened by bar tender, some places fill the glass and hand both over. It would depend on bar routine. Not all bars selling beer fill from the tap.
@@Kayenne54 yeah I guess from my experience that just doesn't make sense. I've either had beer from a tap or a bottle. A can to me is more of a home style drink if that makes sense.
Ok. But my job does shadow days were the prospect can learn what goes into the job before starting and there was this one guy former military who despite being offered regular toilet breaks peed his pants-TWICE while on route because he wanted us to know he was that dedicated. Didn’t get hired.
I will totally admit that I do lick my plate at times, even in restaurants, but the nicer the restaurant the fewer the licks and less obvious I will be about doing so. If taken out to dinner for a job interview I most likely wont lick even my fingers, however if established myself at job and get taken out to dinner, I few licks of plate might be seen, which licking the only obvious maybe considered bad manners thing I do
Yyyyyup! Certainly couldn't be Muslim, as that religion teaches how women and their bodies should be respected (or, at least it did, before some old men rewrote it for power/misogyny reasons).
HauntedShadowsLegacy fyi the quran hasnt been changed lol, nobody can rewrite anything and try to force their beliefs upon people, as there are many highly educated islamic scholars out there. Islam doesn't teach misogyny, it actually teaches how to respect women, and manners as it is one of the key aspects of Islam. There's a reason why there's a very low amount of abortions, unwanted pregnancies from things such as one night stands, rape etc. It is because it's highly forbidden, and people have enough self love and wisdom to not sell themselves/portray themselves sexually to gain temporary fame or wealth. Rather than settling on using false claims to try to 'prove a point', you should do some more research. Especially since you instantly jumped to Islam out of all religions, which you clearly have a limited knowledge of.
Unless you’re applying for a tattoo apprenticeship and your self art is done in a sanitary place (as much as possible when not in a shop or if you’re able to do it in a shop), is the only damn time you should be actively talking about self done tattoos in an interview. Especially since tattoos still hold a very taboo and “criminal” stance in society even ones that are clearly done in a professional, sanitary environment
The rollerblade guy sounds like he was purposely trying not to get the job. Probably trying to just complete the requirements to stay on unemployment. The guy who admitted the only reason he was applying for the job was that a judge had ordered him to get one because he was years behind on his child support...yeah, I don't care if he lied on the application or if he wasn't qualified. Because he'd purposely been unemployed for years to avoid paying child support and had the audacity to admit that to the interviewer, I would have hired him on the spot just so his kids could get some damn money! It'd also be so sweet just to see the look on his face when he realized his best attempts at trying to bomb an interview so he could go on being a piece of crap hadn't worked! I'd for sure follow up with the judge who ordered him to get a job to ensure that he knew the man was now gainfully employed! I hate human garbage that like guy and his ilk! Most of them do it out of spite towards their exes, but it's the children who suffer. These guys should be horse whipped!
Given that I have heard stories of men forced to pay child support for children that weren't theirs, I would want to know more about the circumstances. But I'm sure you have decided only men can be "human garbage."
"Look, if you pass the drug test, you're hired!" Holy shit, where did this person live if there was THAT many drug users?! You know what? Stupid question. There's pot everywhere nowadays.
Pot can stay in your system for MONTHS after you use it, especially if they test hair, which makes traditional drug tests stupid... not to mention that some people who have sleep issues, IBS, anxiety, chronic pain etc use it to help with those conditions in order to actually BE ABLE to function enough to work. What you do in your own time shouldn't matter so long as it doesn't interfere with your work and especially if it's legal (in a lot if states it is, but you can still get fired for using it on your off days, which is just a psychotic level of compliance to expect).
Oh and let me throw out.....please update your resume before attaching it to an application!!!! I can't believe at how many people won't take the time to update theirs and if it shows your last job was 2+ years ago that doesn't look good and could be skipped over Also don't list all your high school awards, clubs, projects, ect. We want to see your work history not that you were in the computer club and all your awards
5:12 "Well, looks like we're hiring the plate licker."
Bravo. I snort-laughed on the train. A fellow commuter looked at me, then hastily looked away. 👏
When I was going through Military Entry there was a guy who said he didn’t understand why he was there. He said he had used every drug imaginable. Sure enough; a couple of hours later they pulled him out and sent him packing. Thing is, he had told his recruiter all about it. Needless to say his recruiter got into a LOT of trouble.
Recruiters tend to do that
The candidate who listed their driver's license as a "professional certification" made me laugh. Many years ago I was driving a taxi in my town and had a long stretch of picking up fares to go to the civilian personnel office (CPO) on the military base in our town. I finally asked someone what was going on with the run on the CPO office. Turns out the base was hiring summer help in the mess halls (dining rooms) on base. When I heard how much they were paying, I applied for one of the positions (the pay was more than double what I earned driving taxi). The lady at the referring agency informed me that I missed out - all the positions were filled for that year. Then she asked me if I had a driver's license because the transportation section of the base was still hiring drivers for short term work.
I was floored to realize that a driver's license could get me a job, even though I was driving taxis for a living. I got the job, was hired again the following year, but for a much longer duration. The second summer one of my duties was bringing mail from the base to the recruiting office in another city an hour away. Before I finished that duty for the first week I was recruited and headed for basic training three weeks after my contract on the base ended. I will never forget how great it was to get a really good paying job just because I had a driver's license! The difference in the quality of my work environment from driving a taxi to driving on the base was incredibly surprising. Mind you I went from being the youngest driver at the taxi company to being the "Grandma" of my recruit school platoon at 25.
"I guess we're hiring the plate licker" literally had me bust out laughing 😆
One has an odd way to appreciate a good meal...the other has a improper way to appreciate the student body.
Plate licking is not listed in a standard school rule book.
@@alichamay7012 that and who gives an f if he licks his plate. Sounds like some prudes.
When inquiring about whether you'll need to take a drug test, don't ask straight out. Instead, ask if you'll be required to pay for your own drug test and background check.
Or go to rehab
Rehab only helps addicts who are ready to quit. For those people who live in places where the seasoned herb is still illegal, but also enjoy partaking in burning trees, probably don't need rehab... that's a bit overboard and quite judgemental.
@@97scarletwitch factsss
scarletwitch no shit it's judjudgemental.
I applied for a grocery store and did well on my interview but I asked if I needed to do a drug test and never got called hack
Sometimes interviewing job applicants is not easy at all. I have interviewed job applicants throughout my working period but never had these experiences. I did have a young man who left the interview early when he received a call in our office and was informed that his father had just dropped dead. It was understandable that he left.
There’s computer literacy courses. Even beginner ones for adults. It’s not an embarrassment to learn; it’s an embarrassment to be unwilling to learn. Especially intelligently.
Back during my college days I was working in a fast food chain and in my training I fucked up an order of hot pepper fries, instead I gave the client some regular fries. Anyways, the manager being understanding let it slide with a warning, saying that kinda mistakes happen regularly and even him made it when he first started. Fast forward a couple of months I was killing it and this annoying guy from my class needed a job so I reccomended him and they were interviewing him, during the interview I stopped by to see how things were going and the manager joked that he better not make the same mistake with the fries and the dude replies "ha! What kind of moron does that, what an fucking idiot" INFRONT OF THE MANAGER AND VERY LOUD. The manager stood dumbfounded and just said "well, I think that will be all, we'll call you". The manager after he left said "don't you bring no more idiots like him here" laughing his ass off
19:35 Good grief. How patient these IT people are. I would have abandoned ship when she peered into the vid cam...looking for a link...
Totally understand the person who had to let the repair technician in. Whenever I have had to call for service, 2-7 days before they could arrive and a 4-hour window that day.
1:46 He might have been referring to the Australian state of Victoria.
I had a super chill trainer my first day at Eddy V's and lit up as he showed me the outside. Fired on the spot. I was young and foolish.
Wow yeah, that's really dumb
Obviously u have matured but that’s a massive L right there brother...
@@cpegg5840 Not my proudest moment.
Lmfao
took that one to the dome eh?
Guys these are good men and women, if I had the opportunity I would hire all of these talented individuals on on this Reddit trend.
The Skype interview was gold🤣🤣😂
How I'd answer that questionair.
Q) do you think it's okay to take money out of the tills
A) how else are you going to give the customer there change.
I can train anyone to do anything. But, I am not allowed to hire anyone, or to be specific, I don't let myself do any hiring. I can be too trusting or tend to give too many benefit of doubts.
Usually, what I will do is send them to a good buddy of mine, that is still in my industry just has a different company. Anyways we share people a lot and I do a lot of training for them. But, if their sent to me its kind of end of the line and I am their last chance.
Anyways, he's patient and can usually see right thru people. He will hire people and give them a chance. I got lucku and was his first and I proved all his colleagues wrong. In fact I opened a ton of doors for myself that are not easy in my world.
So you never know, my initial interview I bombed and to this day is the worst interview the organisation ever had and probably worst than this video. A year later I am a partner elsewhere and still and executive there. My buddy said I had passion and that's why he gave me a chance.
His second best employee had to bring his daughter and our director was tricked into babysitting while the interview was conducted.
Than again, I have watched interviews from some of the most impressive people on paper and in person they never last or just suck...
Good for you buddy
Dude, the military guy who wouldn't sit down...bet he came straight from boot camp. Standing at attention is definitely not the norm unless you are in trouble or at muster.
fun fact: in some cultures licking your plate clean means that you enjoyed the food and its perfectly acceptable
Same with burping if I recall correctly.
I do it since i was a little girl🤭
But I am not always able to burp🤷🏼♀️
I don't understand the problem anyway... unless he has to take clients to lunch or something.... just explain it
I took an 'honesty' test for a retail job. I failed it for being too honest. As in turned in every single infraction.
The computer would also spit out any applications if the test matched any previous test it had passed.
Company wondered why it was hard to hire people.
Dale Dobeck: **farts**
Brennen: **softly** “Awww, dammit, Dale!”
Last interviewer: “Was that a fart? Mmm’kay, now the whole ‘tuxedos’ thing seems kind of f**ked up!”
2:59 “not sure what doo-doo with them” 😂
I worked as a valet manager at a luxury car dealership. While attempting to hire a couple new valets (easiest job in all the world btw), we had a candidate come in with his mother. Not just as his ride, but actually wanting to participate in the interview process. Hard no.
Plate licker had me dying 😂💀
Now that I think about it, the guy who listed his driver's license as a professional certification was correct in the literal sense. Computers DO have drivers, after all. 😂
I've had issues with background checks before. Years ago, I was evicted from an apartment. I had meant to break the lease but missed some paperwork and the company couldn't get a hold of me. It went to court but I didn't contest it and the whole thing ended uneventfully.
Years later, I'm applying for a lease on another apartment and they said my background check came back with a forced entry charge, from that apartment complex. So I go ask them about it and even though it's been a while they remember me and confirm that the only court documents they filed were for the eviction. The county courthouse similarly had no record of the charge.
After a couple of days it turns out that the company the new apartments used to do their bg checks just reports an eviction as "forced entry", I guess because they're stupid, lazy, or apathetic. The lesson being, if something seems off, it probably is.
The Skype one made me laugh so hard.
Had a guy take his teeth out and offer them to me during the interview one time......he did not get the job even though it was seasonal retail.
Glad the first story had a happy ending
Died of a sudden heart attack a few days after the interview. We didnt find out until the daughter called us to pet us know why he never showed for his interview.
I had this in reverse. Talked to the manager on the phone and we were going to setup a date for the interview, they just needed to contact my previous manager. I don't hear anything for 2 weeks despite calling several times. I finally go to the store in person only to see her framed picture on a table surrounded by condolence cards. Apparently she passed the day after our initial call.
"Pshhh" pee ess haich haich haich made me giggle
The candy guy's story gets funnier every time I visualize it. He looks a lot like Will Ferrell 🍬.
Valid Victorian.
*VALID* *VICTORIAN*
The candy guy could have been a type 1 diabetic with a low blood sugar level.
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When I worked at the room place I was told about a story about a candidate was being interviewed my boss had left for a few minutes and this dude decided to urinate on showroom floor instead of excusing himself to the restroom
That first guy probably did that on purpose to buy time for the drugs to get out of his system 😂😂 used the fact that English isn't his first language as a cover story for "misunderstanding". Would be pretty genius 🤣
When I get asked to sit down, I sit; but then again I've never been in the military either...
15:25 if I was okay with not getting the job for whatever reason and I knew about this fact I would ask the guy as rudely as possible questions about the company because if they're 10 stroke 10 going to hire someone for asking about the company but zero stroke 10 going to hire somebody for not being nice to the guard then what do they do in that situation
In defense of the bartender that couldn't open a can of beer......what bar/pub are you going to that willingly serves beer in a can and not a bottle or glass from a tap?
Depends on the bar, region and country, but some beers are bought in the can, can is opened by bar tender, some places fill the glass and hand both over. It would depend on bar routine. Not all bars selling beer fill from the tap.
@@Kayenne54 yeah I guess from my experience that just doesn't make sense. I've either had beer from a tap or a bottle. A can to me is more of a home style drink if that makes sense.
That's not an excuse, a 3 year old could open a beer can
Ok. But my job does shadow days were the prospect can learn what goes into the job before starting and there was this one guy former military who despite being offered regular toilet breaks peed his pants-TWICE while on route because he wanted us to know he was that dedicated. Didn’t get hired.
I will totally admit that I do lick my plate at times, even in restaurants, but the nicer the restaurant the fewer the licks and less obvious I will be about doing so. If taken out to dinner for a job interview I most likely wont lick even my fingers, however if established myself at job and get taken out to dinner, I few licks of plate might be seen, which licking the only obvious maybe considered bad manners thing I do
this sounded familiar, and it turns out I actually read this thread lnao
"Can't speak to women for religious reasons" sounds like an excuse for misogyny
Yyyyyup! Certainly couldn't be Muslim, as that religion teaches how women and their bodies should be respected (or, at least it did, before some old men rewrote it for power/misogyny reasons).
HauntedShadowsLegacy fyi the quran hasnt been changed lol, nobody can rewrite anything and try to force their beliefs upon people, as there are many highly educated islamic scholars out there. Islam doesn't teach misogyny, it actually teaches how to respect women, and manners as it is one of the key aspects of Islam. There's a reason why there's a very low amount of abortions, unwanted pregnancies from things such as one night stands, rape etc. It is because it's highly forbidden, and people have enough self love and wisdom to not sell themselves/portray themselves sexually to gain temporary fame or wealth.
Rather than settling on using false claims to try to 'prove a point', you should do some more research. Especially since you instantly jumped to Islam out of all religions, which you clearly have a limited knowledge of.
@@perito6834 there is multiple different quarans that have seen many revisions don't prop yourself up on the history you don't understand.
You never meet a traditional Jewish man?
William Richmond - Religious cherry-pickers are so cute, aren’t they? They think they’re people.
idk man is the plate licking thing really a turnoff? I get that it's not immaculate decorum but it's not THAT weird
Unless you’re applying for a tattoo apprenticeship and your self art is done in a sanitary place (as much as possible when not in a shop or if you’re able to do it in a shop), is the only damn time you should be actively talking about self done tattoos in an interview. Especially since tattoos still hold a very taboo and “criminal” stance in society even ones that are clearly done in a professional, sanitary environment
The rollerblade guy sounds like he was purposely trying not to get the job. Probably trying to just complete the requirements to stay on unemployment.
The guy who admitted the only reason he was applying for the job was that a judge had ordered him to get one because he was years behind on his child support...yeah, I don't care if he lied on the application or if he wasn't qualified. Because he'd purposely been unemployed for years to avoid paying child support and had the audacity to admit that to the interviewer, I would have hired him on the spot just so his kids could get some damn money! It'd also be so sweet just to see the look on his face when he realized his best attempts at trying to bomb an interview so he could go on being a piece of crap hadn't worked! I'd for sure follow up with the judge who ordered him to get a job to ensure that he knew the man was now gainfully employed! I hate human garbage that like guy and his ilk! Most of them do it out of spite towards their exes, but it's the children who suffer. These guys should be horse whipped!
Given that I have heard stories of men forced to pay child support for children that weren't theirs, I would want to know more about the circumstances. But I'm sure you have decided only men can be "human garbage."
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It's NOT resumez, it is resumayz.
Rocket-ship approved
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This shit is 90% old, recycled posts from older videos exactly like this.
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"Look, if you pass the drug test, you're hired!"
Holy shit, where did this person live if there was THAT many drug users?!
You know what? Stupid question. There's pot everywhere nowadays.
Pot can stay in your system for MONTHS after you use it, especially if they test hair, which makes traditional drug tests stupid... not to mention that some people who have sleep issues, IBS, anxiety, chronic pain etc use it to help with those conditions in order to actually BE ABLE to function enough to work. What you do in your own time shouldn't matter so long as it doesn't interfere with your work and especially if it's legal (in a lot if states it is, but you can still get fired for using it on your off days, which is just a psychotic level of compliance to expect).
That was basically what they did at the lumber mill when it started to get busy. If you can find the place and pee clean, you're hired.
@@_lil_lil ok junkie
This video disqualified itself by writing plural "themselves" instead of gender-neutral "himself".
Oh and let me throw out.....please update your resume before attaching it to an application!!!! I can't believe at how many people won't take the time to update theirs and if it shows your last job was 2+ years ago that doesn't look good and could be skipped over
Also don't list all your high school awards, clubs, projects, ect. We want to see your work history not that you were in the computer club and all your awards