Dagoth Ur memes are funny because of the silky smooth voice but they are only really good with funny writing and dude, your writing is by far the funniest I have seen.
@@OddyJayGames Daddy Dagoth can wait, Nerevar Khajiit has followed the thread of prophecy, but it does not lead to Red Mountain, it leads to the ultimate yarn ball cat's toy.
I don't know how Dagoth would react to a Dwemer Obsessed Breton Scholar carrying the Tools of Kagrinak the Dwarven Crown the Ward of Seasons, Spellbreaker, and riding in on a Dwarven Steam Powered Horse surrounded by a personal army of Steam Powered Automatons?
I mean, Dagoth-Purr...I mean Voryn Dagoth did betray Nerevar, but it's more than heavily suggested that it was actually the Tribunal who killed him rather than Voryn, and that's what I believe
@@kediester5393 The Tribunal are the ones who murdered Nerevar after he told them not to use the tools, Dagoth was the one Nerevar trusted to guard the tools, but three against one and all that
The origins of khajiits aren't even that precise. The Uesp suggest that they were shaped by Azurah (the version for khajiits of Azura) when bosmer were trying to take form. But that doesn't mean they were elves in the first place, simply that they were Ehlnofey. Also next time you mention dark elves, try to actually play Morrowind or the elder scrolls online, before saying that a race guided by daedra princes having one of the most diverse and elaborated culture in the series is "not that special".
@@gimrei2360 Interesting you bring up ESO, in which the Dominion flat out refers to Khajit as "Betmer", which means "Beast Elves." Also, some forms of the Khajiit heavily resemble elves, rather than cats.
"you are a cat that learned how to speak, steal things, and smoke crack" lmfao
Reminds me of the It's good to make meatballs video.
I love it too!
After he's driven out the dogs of the empire, he plans to drive out the cats of the desert. Clearly, he's simply not an animal person.
Dagoth has allergies
Don't forget the lizards of the swamp
Then the werebears of the forest.
Dagoth is literally me FR.
Dagoth Ur memes are funny because of the silky smooth voice but they are only really good with funny writing and dude, your writing is by far the funniest I have seen.
Whoa, thanks so much!
Missed opportunity to make him say "tiddy kitty"
I tried :( The voice program couldn't seem to get it right.
@@OddyJayGames awww man... Guess AI isn't as perfect as everyone thought it was.
@@ThePopo543 I know. Damn robots. Why can't they be flawless, like me?
He is just slowly gettin' into it, just like how it should be
Dagoth-Purr lmfao.
"All you think of is daddy Dagoth's bulge. You have terminal brain rot"
Bruh you ain't gotta insult me like that 😂😂
"The Prophecy has been pawed off the table."
Nerever, the door to Red Mountain is open. Do you want to go out or stay in? I can't stand here forever.
@@OddyJayGames Daddy Dagoth can wait, Nerevar Khajiit has followed the thread of prophecy, but it does not lead to Red Mountain, it leads to the ultimate yarn ball cat's toy.
@@OddyJayGames Also, Nerevar Khajiit thanks you for the Blight Storms, the free kitty litter is much appreciated.
Voryn are you kink shaming after the last female incarnate incident?
Kink shaming is his kink
I don't know how Dagoth would react to a Dwemer Obsessed Breton Scholar carrying the Tools of Kagrinak the Dwarven Crown the Ward of Seasons, Spellbreaker, and riding in on a Dwarven Steam Powered Horse surrounded by a personal army of Steam Powered Automatons?
Elsa Khajiit in the background has months of dingleberries from ''squeezing out logs''
who ?
Rarely does a comment make me gag.
@@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465 good, that was what I went for. Farm tools should stay farm tools
I mean, Dagoth-Purr...I mean Voryn Dagoth did betray Nerevar, but it's more than heavily suggested that it was actually the Tribunal who killed him rather than Voryn, and that's what I believe
It's pretty damn clear the tribunal killed him.
@Mikołaj Wnęk 😏
Vivec's gotta hide his confessions better
@MikolajWnekthe only suggestion here is that one must double their tries to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
X3 gray daddy, pay attention to me or I pee on the couch
"Nerever, stop using my couch as a scratching post. I just fed you 10 minutes ago."
@@OddyJayGames *Meows angrily!*
Dagoth didn't betray Nerevar, the Tribunal did
Really?
@@Tariqali-bj5hm yes
yeah i got confused too
@@kediester5393 The Tribunal are the ones who murdered Nerevar after he told them not to use the tools, Dagoth was the one Nerevar trusted to guard the tools, but three against one and all that
"That's disgusting, but very impressive".
That's what she said.
oh for fuck's sake nerevar...
Is anybody going to tell Dagoth that the Khajiit used to be elves, but Azura used her powers to transform them into cat people?
Please don't tell Dagoth that the Dunmer aren't special. It's all he has :(
Guess Pelinal didn't make a mistake after all
The origins of khajiits aren't even that precise. The Uesp suggest that they were shaped by Azurah (the version for khajiits of Azura) when bosmer were trying to take form. But that doesn't mean they were elves in the first place, simply that they were Ehlnofey.
Also next time you mention dark elves, try to actually play Morrowind or the elder scrolls online, before saying that a race guided by daedra princes having one of the most diverse and elaborated culture in the series is "not that special".
@@gimrei2360 Interesting you bring up ESO, in which the Dominion flat out refers to Khajit as "Betmer", which means "Beast Elves." Also, some forms of the Khajiit heavily resemble elves, rather than cats.
@@Nyrufa Argonians still aren't people.
Alright, do Khajiit have barbed penises like actual cats? This is a serious conundrum.
Yes they do actually. Read The real Barenziah tome 2 in Morrowind if you want to know what it look like
@@nayejeul9235 Gotta love how thorough ES lore is
Female khajits are for having as your wife in game (Ahnassi) not playing as them.
So good. I love this flirty uwu daddy version of the khajiit. That bulge line really got me.
Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?
Do dagoth doesn't like Altmer
YASSSSS GUUURLL
If a car hater murdered me I would totally come back as a cat. Minus the creepy furry stuff of course.
It's all just creepy furry stuff.
That's me and my friend brexin
#VorynIsOverParty
What's the app used for this
It’s ElevenAI, but I know nothing more
App? This is dialogue from the game
@@kukifitte7357 Game? This is dialogue from the actual events, and the game in itself is but a crude and biased retelling by Bethesda.
It is a furry thing.
It's not not a furry thing.
This is probably the grodiest one I’ve heard yet
You must not have heard his midna rant lol
@@swiftchancellor159oh I’ve heard the midna rant