Now THIS is the dagoth ur racism I was hoping to come across -too comical to take seriously, and a constant stream of funny elder scrolls stereotypes with a hint of meta. Dude's going like, full uncle Ruckus and I love it. And he's not even a nord
This desperately makes me want a Dagoth Ur companion in Skyrim. Since the anniversary edition added his mask as a helmet artifact now is the perfect time to add him.
I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is there is a Dagoth Ur follower mod. The bad news is it has the word Mommy in the name... (Tho that may not be bad news depending on your point of view.)
Shor’s Buttcrack is the most immature thing I’ve heard but it’s so damn funny now I can imagine an Imperial child visiting family in Skyrim, going up to all the Nords and shouting that at them, 50/50 chance the Nord laughs or hits them as hard as a giant club slam
I'm ngl Dagoth just started going off and I lost it as soon as he started talking about Ragnar wanting to left click his way through. 10/10 video Walking dead reference was funny asf too
Look dagoth, I'm sorry, but I'm wearing armor that makes me immune to fire damage and took the atronach birthsign. You're going to be axed a lot of questions, with the answers being your death.
Dagoth: …. So not only are you a drunken halfwit Nord, but your a drunken halfwit Nord who’s spat on by other drunken halfwit Nords for being a magic Viking? Wow, are you trying to be ridiculed by all of Tamriel?
I must've watched this video more than once to begin with, because for at least over a year now every time I type in "you" in the search bar to go to youtube it autocompletes to this video URL, and I press enter. So I must've fed this video a few thousand views at this point because every time I make a new youtube tab on chrome I come here briefly lol
I'm playing around with choosing what race to play through Morrowind with this time... and suddenly, a Nord is looking like the best choice.. "STOP THAT you FROSTY DICK"..... LOL.... too perfect... Best Dagoth speech I've heard yet...
I love how Ragnar took every single insult to himself, his family, his race and his country in stride, but the moment Dagoth Ur compared him to an Orc he lost it
"Why would you have brought the tools with you? There were no quest markers to tell you where to get them" GODDAMN he needed that fire resistance to deal with how hard he just got burned holy shit
I LOVE these vids! :D Stupid thing is, my best characters in Morrowind have always been Nords, they build up a lot of immunity to magic (fire, frost and shock), deal a shitton of damage, can wear a mishmash of armor and still rule the goddamn day. Hell yeah my Ragnar is king of Resdayn! No I didn't name him Ragnar, I can't even remember his name, it's been ages since I played, lol. (Okay it WAS Ragnar, but only the last two of them)
while magic can lead to a completely broken godlike character, i enjoyed my nord axe murderer playthru in morrowind. while you usually want to min max your stats and all that, having 45 axe skill at lvl 1 and grabbing the enchanted iron axe in the treestump and going to town with it is a great feeling start for a warrior class build.
I hope this will happen to me when I confront Dagoth Ur in triple irony. I aged a blind run and am halfway through. 1. I chose a Khajiit. 2. I chose Blunt and my favorite weapon is a Sixth House Bell Hammer. 3. I suck at stealth. I WANTED to slay him with the first weapon I ever got (Silver Staff), but I don't understand Enchanting and myself is taking every Telvanni in the game. I have six digit figures of Septums, but I don't understand how to translate that to enchantments.
the morrowind combat system is so broken, that once you pass through the proverbial accuracy threshold you rarely miss your attacks, and before you know it you're massacring your way through morrowind with relative ease.
It is rather unusual to hear speech synthesis, there are artifacts after pronunciation, the sounds that the network drowned out, but perhaps they formed the sound itself and remained as background vibrations of the signal. Maybe this is due to the fact that the network studied dirty sources and part of the background was fixed as part of the sound itself.
I don't get what Dagoth has against Orcs, seeing how much lore they share with the Dunmer. Oh, your were once Aldmer until your leader pissed in the eyes of a deadric prince and got their whole race hit with a disfigoring curse? How interesting. And your God has in his possession a powerful artifact created by the Dwemer? Fascinating. And you say your 3 God-Kings are also a massive piece of shit? Well, we only have 1. But glorious all the same.
I'm Playing a Nord paladin wearing Dragonbone and the Ebony. He's immune to Fire, frost and Has 70% resistance to shock and 20% resistance to Magic and poison and is using Chrysamere. I wasn't doing the Main quest Cus I'm just Roleplaying a Nord hero Not the Nerevar but im about to make a U turn to Red mountain real quick lol 😂
If anyone sees this is wondering. I just went to Red mountain and Beat up dagoth ur he couldn't damage me at all now he's hiding in his heart chamber where I can't go because it's locked
Dagoth Ur: you cant even do the most basic spel, you dumb n'wah Nord Nerevar: RAGNAR NED'S NO WIZARDRY, RAGNAR GOT AXE, RAGNAR GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2:36 Damn I was haveing fun but have you played morrowind? we have so many fucking ghosts. If you enter a Morrowind Dungeon its 9 times out of 10 gonna be Kwamas or skeletons.
Kwamas have become cute over time, now I kind of miss seeing them. Kind of wish Skyrim had its own unique creatures that can flesh out the world like how the Kwama mines did for Morrowind. (yeah Dragon priests do show us some world building but you cant compare them to Kwamas in good faith.)
Lol Daddy Dagoth is just jealous that he can't be as swole as the big bearded muscle hunks of snowland with Jetstream Sam levels of thiccness. I mean you gotta be hella thicc to survive Tamriel's Antarctica, right?
Tbf, the actual ancient nords made some pretty sturdy stone structures that managed to stand the test of tim, while their projenitors on the other hand.... Seriously, why in the hell would you put Morthal right at the mouth of a bug infested swamp when a well fortified former city is literally a mile down the road that can be rebuilt. And before you argue about its "dark history" most of the other cities aren't clean either. Solitude was at one point the base of operations for the necromatic queen Potema and Windhelm probably used the bones of Snow Elf POW slaves as the mortar to most of the structures.
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"Most people don't think I'm smart, those people get my fist."- Farkas
"Normally i would say this innocence is intoxicating but in this case i think you are just an idiot"
Nords in a nutshell.
Nord Nerevarine: Ragnar! That’s just racist!
Dagoth Ur: Then What *is* your name?
Nord Nerevarine: Dammit…
It's Olaf.
It's Torkel
@elcactuar3354 oh
Nord: Thorfinn....
“A blast of fire right at your frozen N’wah snowballs,” made me howl
Now THIS is the dagoth ur racism I was hoping to come across -too comical to take seriously, and a constant stream of funny elder scrolls stereotypes with a hint of meta. Dude's going like, full uncle Ruckus and I love it. And he's not even a nord
the redguard one is funnier
The mentality of Dagoth Ur as a traditionalist and the hot $"!t dialogue he talking is spot on funny. Especially the walking dead reference.
This desperately makes me want a Dagoth Ur companion in Skyrim. Since the anniversary edition added his mask as a helmet artifact now is the perfect time to add him.
I'd also settle for a mod that wholesale replaces Miraak with Dagoth. Surprise, Dragonboy. Daddy Dagoth is here.
I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is there is a Dagoth Ur follower mod. The bad news is it has the word Mommy in the name... (Tho that may not be bad news depending on your point of view.)
There used to be one on the nexus called "revenge of Dagoth Ur" but it's been deleted for some reason.
The dont dead open inside comment fucking killed me
There are an absurd amount of Draugr, the whole country needs quarantined.
Shor’s Buttcrack is the most immature thing I’ve heard but it’s so damn funny now I can imagine an Imperial child visiting family in Skyrim, going up to all the Nords and shouting that at them, 50/50 chance the Nord laughs or hits them as hard as a giant club slam
or both
I'm ngl Dagoth just started going off and I lost it as soon as he started talking about Ragnar wanting to left click his way through. 10/10 video Walking dead reference was funny asf too
I have listened to hundred Dagoths already - this one is good
Thanks, I appreciate that!
As someone who likes playing as a Nord that uses heavy weapons, I feel so attacked but couldn't stop laughing, either.
Look dagoth, I'm sorry, but I'm wearing armor that makes me immune to fire damage and took the atronach birthsign. You're going to be axed a lot of questions, with the answers being your death.
Think Nerevar, think.
Lol “Don’t dead open inside”
As a nord player this has me *rolling*
Same I play as a nord in Arena (daggerfall when I have time) morrowind, 4 and 5
See, you may think it's funny... little does Voryn know, all of that Nord's gear is enchanted with reflect damage and reflect spell. 😈
Dagoth: …. So not only are you a drunken halfwit Nord, but your a drunken halfwit Nord who’s spat on by other drunken halfwit Nords for being a magic Viking? Wow, are you trying to be ridiculed by all of Tamriel?
'Wow that's a lot of damage". This is too good
“Damn nords, they ruined Skyrim” - Dagoth Ur
"What's your name- Ragnar? *Oh well how goddamn original!* No, no now Nerevar- let's just work through this- now come Nerevar..."
I must've watched this video more than once to begin with, because for at least over a year now every time I type in "you" in the search bar to go to youtube it autocompletes to this video URL, and I press enter. So I must've fed this video a few thousand views at this point because every time I make a new youtube tab on chrome I come here briefly lol
>Difference between an orc and a Nord
Easy, an orc has frontal lobe development and is an accomplished engineer/smith.
I would say "apply cold water to burned area", but water alone won't cut it against third-degree burns.
Nord Nerevar and Dunmer Dragonborn, that is how it is done.
I agree, that is how I do it too.
I'm playing around with choosing what race to play through Morrowind with this time... and suddenly, a Nord is looking like the best choice.. "STOP THAT you FROSTY DICK"..... LOL.... too perfect...
Best Dagoth speech I've heard yet...
0:13 "It's Agnar. And I am not obsessed, ok"
*hides poster with Danheim*
The axe is Wuuthrad that's why it hurt daddy Dagoth
I love how Ragnar took every single insult to himself, his family, his race and his country in stride, but the moment Dagoth Ur compared him to an Orc he lost it
Dagoth UR is down bad for the frost king.
"Why would you have brought the tools with you? There were no quest markers to tell you where to get them"
GODDAMN he needed that fire resistance to deal with how hard he just got burned holy shit
It's so funny he tries to insult you but then he looks at the Nord bod and thinks
"DAMN Nerevar is jacked!" 🤣
Dagoth ur (the god) cannot handle icebane (the axe) because my blunt weapon skill is 100
You maxxed out Blunt, too? This one prefers a Sixth House Bell Hammer.
Whoa whoa sleep with my cousin? I'm a nord not an altmer
"How can you kill a god with an axe?!"
Me, a Nord stan: Very Easily
You just have to hit him very very hard.
I'll have to admit it Hitting really hard with an axe is better than a silly Magicka abuser.
Nord Dovahkiin: "why don't you ask Alduin how he became my bitch"
Nord is the jock that shoved Dagoth Ur in a locker.
He talked all that shit
I LOVE these vids! :D
Stupid thing is, my best characters in Morrowind have always been Nords, they build up a lot of immunity to magic (fire, frost and shock), deal a shitton of damage, can wear a mishmash of armor and still rule the goddamn day. Hell yeah my Ragnar is king of Resdayn!
No I didn't name him Ragnar, I can't even remember his name, it's been ages since I played, lol.
(Okay it WAS Ragnar, but only the last two of them)
That walking dead joke got me.
Defeating your enemies with the power of bullying
I will never not want quest markers and I'll never apologize for it.
while magic can lead to a completely broken godlike character, i enjoyed my nord axe murderer playthru in morrowind. while you usually want to min max your stats and all that, having 45 axe skill at lvl 1 and grabbing the enchanted iron axe in the treestump and going to town with it is a great feeling start for a warrior class build.
The tree stump axe is responsible for 100% of the gear I acquire in early Morrowind. It's not theft if the original owner is dead.
I hope this will happen to me when I confront Dagoth Ur in triple irony. I aged a blind run and am halfway through.
1. I chose a Khajiit.
2. I chose Blunt and my favorite weapon is a Sixth House Bell Hammer.
3. I suck at stealth.
I WANTED to slay him with the first weapon I ever got (Silver Staff), but I don't understand Enchanting and myself is taking every Telvanni in the game.
I have six digit figures of Septums, but I don't understand how to translate that to enchantments.
Nord longblade user here
the morrowind combat system is so broken, that once you pass through the proverbial accuracy threshold you rarely miss your attacks, and before you know it you're massacring your way through morrowind with relative ease.
The ending was fantastic lol
This one is a Khajiit main. TurtleShroom looks forward to Dagoth Ur's roast when he shows up with his blunt weapon.
He's even more passed then when nevevar was an argonian.
"Don't dead open inside" lmaoooooo
I play as nord with magic :0
Gigachad combination of both worlds
Omg! 😂
Emet and Dagoth should come together and roast their reincarnate besties.😂🤣😂🤣
Please do a Breton, orismer, altmer, and imperial one. You could do a lot with them
Dagoth Ur at his best 😂😂😂😂
Oh lawd
I want Dagoth to meet Doomslayer for some reason.
It is rather unusual to hear speech synthesis, there are artifacts after pronunciation, the sounds that the network drowned out, but perhaps they formed the sound itself and remained as background vibrations of the signal. Maybe this is due to the fact that the network studied dirty sources and part of the background was fixed as part of the sound itself.
I don't get what Dagoth has against Orcs, seeing how much lore they share with the Dunmer.
Oh, your were once Aldmer until your leader pissed in the eyes of a deadric prince and got their whole race hit with a disfigoring curse? How interesting.
And your God has in his possession a powerful artifact created by the Dwemer? Fascinating.
And you say your 3 God-Kings are also a massive piece of shit? Well, we only have 1. But glorious all the same.
To be fair, the chief god of the Dumner wasn’t literally eaten and shat out like the orc’s were
@@jeffreymodesitt3345 They could have been. We all know Vivec would have been more then happy to get inside Azura.
Everyone hates Orcs. Why do you think Orsinium keeps getting curb stomped?
@@zeche8477 I guess that means more Orcussy for me.
This is amazing as a swedish person
Dagoth: how can you kill a god with an axe
Nordrevarine: *rises his axe* allow me to demonstrate
I'm Playing a Nord paladin wearing Dragonbone and the Ebony. He's immune to Fire, frost and Has 70% resistance to shock and 20% resistance to Magic and poison and is using Chrysamere. I wasn't doing the Main quest Cus I'm just Roleplaying a Nord hero Not the Nerevar but im about to make a U turn to Red mountain real quick lol 😂
If anyone sees this is wondering. I just went to Red mountain and Beat up dagoth ur he couldn't damage me at all now he's hiding in his heart chamber where I can't go because it's locked
As a Nord yes based. Heavy armor and heavy weapons. I easily destroy tons of wizards.
Every mage thinks he's hot stuff until he gets within melee range lol.
Dagoth Ur: you cant even do the most basic spel, you dumb n'wah
Nord Nerevar: RAGNAR NED'S NO WIZARDRY, RAGNAR GOT AXE, RAGNAR GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
No he's speaking facts though, a majority of enemies in Skyrim have frost resistance so why tf don't you have a fire enchant.
2:36 Damn I was haveing fun but have you played morrowind? we have so many fucking ghosts. If you enter a Morrowind Dungeon its 9 times out of 10 gonna be Kwamas or skeletons.
The overabundance of ghosts and skeletons never bothered me. It was the armies of Kwama that creeped me out
Kwamas have become cute over time, now I kind of miss seeing them. Kind of wish Skyrim had its own unique creatures that can flesh out the world like how the Kwama mines did for Morrowind. (yeah Dragon priests do show us some world building but you cant compare them to Kwamas in good faith.)
This one legit made me laugh.
Lol Daddy Dagoth is just jealous that he can't be as swole as the big bearded muscle hunks of snowland with Jetstream Sam levels of thiccness. I mean you gotta be hella thicc to survive Tamriel's Antarctica, right?
GOD TIER
(laughs in Dragonborn) Fuck Dagoth Ur.
Tbf, the actual ancient nords made some pretty sturdy stone structures that managed to stand the test of tim, while their projenitors on the other hand....
Seriously, why in the hell would you put Morthal right at the mouth of a bug infested swamp when a well fortified former city is literally a mile down the road that can be rebuilt. And before you argue about its "dark history" most of the other cities aren't clean either. Solitude was at one point the base of operations for the necromatic queen Potema and Windhelm probably used the bones of Snow Elf POW slaves as the mortar to most of the structures.
thought this wasgonna be borng but it turned out pretty lulz
This is some really good shit.
Make one were the Neverar is a Falmer (the moder blind ones)
That fireball tickled my beard
Orcs actually have magic
So thats why Windhelm is so racist.
Elenwen AI
>tfw nord is my favorite Morrowind race but they were trash in Skyrim
Does anyone like Nords?
I like nords it's my favorite human race
💀
😂
*Nords laughs in Tamrielic Empire and the blood of many elves*
The orcs are better than the nords, just saying