9 Jokes Sigma Males Use That Get People Obsessed With Them

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  • @nicholasdambrosio3591
    @nicholasdambrosio3591 Год назад +19

    Why have I never heard of this sigma trait. It is so scary accurate. I never knew there was other people out there in the world like this. 🤯🤯🤯

    • @naiyeljosepha221
      @naiyeljosepha221 Год назад +5

      Sigma is a very rare personality type, you won't find them everywhere or anywhere, that is maybe one of the reason you don't know they are out there .You won't find them in a big crowd easily. If you learned about this video you might fight one one day 😁

    • @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO
      @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO Год назад +1

      @@naiyeljosepha221 I was surprised that these are tactics that I use all the time- I didn't know there was even a word for it!

    • @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO
      @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO Год назад

      @@tac3523 This comes completely naturally, trying on is for clothing and Lingerie! Cheers

    • @chachimatthew
      @chachimatthew Год назад

      Probably the same reason why we think because we're told alpha and beta are some weird fantasy delusional dominant / submissive type roles because the school system has been failing us for decades that's just to start..

    • @naiyeljosepha221
      @naiyeljosepha221 Год назад +1

      @@erikdeeNOSPELLSNO yes I didn't know either but I'm seeing my self 100% in these kind of video's, now I know who I am I always saw my self as an Alpha Male I started watching video's about alpha but almost nothing matched my personality till I have found out I'm a Sigma, can be very scary video's like this .

  • @senuaquest
    @senuaquest Год назад +14

    the joke thing people rarely know when i am joking, lesson, sarcastic I literally have to smile to put them at ease that I was joking

  • @expressoevangelism80
    @expressoevangelism80 Год назад +21

    It’s funny I had always been naturally gently sarcastic in my humour, but then I heard that sarcasm was a low form of humour, so I removed it from my style, but I’d like to reapply it, because it was always fun seeing if the others were up for it or not.
    It’s a good tester.

    • @slimmosessixround
      @slimmosessixround Год назад +4

      I can be extremely sarcastic in my humor, and i think it just flies over a lot of peoples heads, especially nowadays with how serious everyone takes everything. Ill say totally ridiculous things to gauge what people think. Im usually never impressed. They usually never pick up on the fact i dont believe what im saying by any means whatsoever, even if im laying it on really thick.

    • @kiwidiesel
      @kiwidiesel Год назад +1

      ​@@slimmosessixround lol same here, never go as far as to be inappropriate and usually have myself as the butt of the joke😂 others reactions are always amusing to me when the get it.

    • @erwaldox
      @erwaldox Год назад +3

      I have always had sarcastic humour, I don't care if it is considered as unpopular or low form of humor

    • @dangerousdanny8290
      @dangerousdanny8290 Год назад

      Bring it back. Sarcasm is funny! Now, I've used it when around the wrong crowd a few too many times, and they didn't get it. When that happened after about the 3rd time I came back up with the perfect comeback right out of the blue. "....(flat joke) .... OK, They aren't funny if you have to explain 'em." That quip always kills after a missed sarcastic joke.

    • @Livinwwitskitzofrenia
      @Livinwwitskitzofrenia Год назад

      @@dangerousdanny8290 what's quip

  • @kylewilkinson6975
    @kylewilkinson6975 Год назад +11

    I made a joke at Gods expense. Little while latter I wrecked on my motorcycle cracking my ribs. Then finally God laughed.

  • @zap_sigma1
    @zap_sigma1 Год назад +8

    It really annoys me when ppl say, "Omg, I'm such a weirdo & nobody likes me. But, I spend all my time alone, so I'm Sigma. Now, I know who I am.😁."
    Being Sigma means already owning this path, with no regrets & no fs given.
    You don't need a video by ppl you dont know to tell you what you should already know about yourself.
    Making statements like the one I led off with just represents itself as a coping mechanism, which is far from what we are about. We don't cope with each day, we CONQUER each day, apart from care about anything taking place within social hierarchies that, quite frankly, won't matter the next day.

    • @wallacewilliams535
      @wallacewilliams535 Год назад

      I'm so sorry, brother ZAP.
      I failed to conquer yesterday.
      please accept my resignation.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 Год назад

      @@wallacewilliams535 Nobody gets it 100% right. Just get back up, dust yourself off, learn, & go foraward.

    • @wallacewilliams535
      @wallacewilliams535 Год назад

      @@zap_sigma1 dammit, man. now I have to start over.
      and that dust was there, already.
      (jokes aside, good haircut in your avatar)

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 Год назад

      @@wallacewilliams535 Not an avatar. But thanks. Have a good one.

  • @jkuhn6179
    @jkuhn6179 Год назад +7

    Timing is everything. I could always anticipate a one liner coming my way and land it on que.

  • @TheGlobalMisfit
    @TheGlobalMisfit Год назад +8

    These 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 traits listed are super accurate! Especially as a poet and humorous content creator! 📝💯 I generally stay away from labels that sum up people's identities cause they can feel too cultish or a way to measure the respect to give people but this is on point!

  • @Cooliemasteroz
    @Cooliemasteroz Год назад +12

    I suspected that I’m mostly a sigma for quiet a while now and thought my sense of humor was unique but this video has really described me.

  • @drantoniojohn8168
    @drantoniojohn8168 Год назад +29

    The wisest thing that is in everyone's minds today is to invest in different income flows that do not depend on the government, especially with the current economic crisis around the world. This is still a good time to invest in gold, silver and digital currencies (BTC, ETH.... stock,silver and gold)

    • @engelstody7171
      @engelstody7171 Год назад

      How can I get in touch with her I’m in need of her assistance

    • @christophersimeon3025
      @christophersimeon3025 Год назад

      That’s her Whatsappinfo chat her up she’s mostly active there

    • @kylepeter3370
      @kylepeter3370 Год назад

      Honestly, I’m surprised that this name expert valerie yarvin is mentioned here, came across the testimonies of some of her clients last week on CNBC news, she seems to be doing extremely well….

    • @davidthompson9926
      @davidthompson9926 Год назад

      She’s earned my trust since last year October when I hit my 140k YTD monthly trading profit target.❤️

    • @jamewilliams7660
      @jamewilliams7660 Год назад

      Thanks so much I messaged her already and she answered immediately from Puerto Rico

  • @throwingsparks
    @throwingsparks Год назад +5

    Recently at a restaurant , I asked the waiter if he had crab legs ...he said "No its an old football injury"

  • @kadenfraser4525
    @kadenfraser4525 Год назад +3

    The brunette attempting to cross a busy street yells to the blond across the road " hey , how do you get to the other side " the blond replies with a yell " you are on the other side "
    it's fun quick and takes some folks a beat to get it .

  • @1satisfiedmind
    @1satisfiedmind Год назад +2

    The, "They make up quotes is so true"
    People quote my "quotes" back to me later in conversations, and I say, "Wow, that's brilliant, I wonder who said that?" They say, "Yeah, I thought so too but cant rem...wait a minute"
    I wink and shake my head, "yes"

  • @elgoog7830
    @elgoog7830 Год назад +6

    As a middle aged sigma(likely autistic aswell), the last thing I want or need, is to be the center of attention.
    Unfortunately, doing almost anything public or social, somehow I become known to all, without hardly saying or doing anything.
    I feel like a freak show, because my seemingly meager presence and life, is well beyond more interesting and crazy compared to theirs. My words usually peirce them like a dagger and comes with positive and negative outcomes(always a complicated situation) . Most guys('men') want to attempt to instigate some sort of verbal or physical assault towards me, just because of something very simple, basic and factual I said, or how I carry and present myself(dress nicely and with confidence). It seems to drive most guys crazy(along with the hardcore lesbians). Most females gawk at me and want to flirt/talk with me, and will side with me in a heart beat(unlike guys). If they could, guys would line up, to throw me under the bus, simply because of how I look and or how I am presenting myself.
    It's beyond annoying and has become a massive nuisance in my life. With all the craziness in the world, it has all magnified.
    Peace and quality in my life, are nowhere in sight. The uneasiness in our current reality, is rapidly becoming massively unstable and deadly.
    The silliness needs to stop. What in the actual truck, happened to people? Why is this madness typical now?

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 Год назад

      Liberalism, feminism, identity politics and our spoiled, weak, fat and lazy society cannot stand strong, independent freedom, no matter what form it takes. People want to be coddled like children or pets, I think when most people(especially men) meet a true sigma like us they get a feeling of vertigo, like the veil of reality is being pulled back...I have lots of interesting conversations with people then find they avoid me, not because I'm wrong, or even rude(which I can be) but seemingly because they were intimidated and don't like feeling out of control of the conversation

    • @DarkroomMedia007
      @DarkroomMedia007 Год назад

      Oh man thanks for sharing. I have found that I've had the same experience , in school boys can be berated by girls to their face and they shrug it off and keep it moving. but if I said that this certain boy is "not my type" the boy went berzerk. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @karandhaliwal6881
      @karandhaliwal6881 21 день назад +1

      corrny ahh

  • @livingroomlabel3945
    @livingroomlabel3945 Год назад +6

    Actually, we know our audience. That means the level of deadpan is not set in stone. Some, many, need to be led into the realization that a joke is occuring. Also, the joke is often spontaneous, flowing with the moment of instant read of the room.

  • @Fearfullyandwonderfullymade888
    @Fearfullyandwonderfullymade888 Год назад +3

    Something I do that makes people laugh every time is when I miss hear someone. Eg like I used to think the guns n roses song my Michelle said my bombshell. Works every time

  • @clintlewis8122
    @clintlewis8122 Год назад +16

    My favorite kind of joke: You: Are you joking or are you serious? Me: YES

    • @brianjankowski7044
      @brianjankowski7044 Год назад +4

      I like to shake my head no, before saying “yes”. Or nod yes, then say no.
      For some reason people hate the confusing signals.

    • @mysocalledknife07
      @mysocalledknife07 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @josephflavell8519
    @josephflavell8519 Год назад +1

    very true number 8...

  • @bjarnepedersen8206
    @bjarnepedersen8206 Год назад +2

    A good joke from sigma comes out of listening and respond emedialy in the present. Sigmas don't have to plan real life

    • @normanschmidt8389
      @normanschmidt8389 Год назад

      Yeah man, dead on. Sigmas know that planning real life is a joke in itself. That's why, "And how did that work for you?" can be so funny in the right situation.

  • @danekappler2422
    @danekappler2422 Год назад +1

    When I analyze humor: When you tell a joke that is too organic the situation, people will miss that you are joking. If a joke is told on a standard template, (e.g., "...walked into a bar", "...change a light bulb", "...crossed the road", etc.) then people will know you are joking and will be ready to respond appropriately.

  • @jonathanryan2915
    @jonathanryan2915 Год назад +1

    I love using some of Mitch Headbergs one liners like
    Man, I couldn't sleep for 9 days...
    CAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO LONG

  • @RobertMorgan
    @RobertMorgan Год назад +1

    Her: I never know if you're joking or not.
    Me: And you never will.

  • @sjmullen6691
    @sjmullen6691 Год назад +3

    Real life situations are much funnier. Sarcasm and irony, absolutely, though heavier on the irony. Thanks for digging deeper.

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 Год назад

      I used to work as a funeral directors assistant, where we would wash, dress and prepare our clients for their big day. Quick sidenote - everyone's always buried in their sunday finest, so the Zombie apocalypse will be a formal event. Anyway we'd started work on a new client, a woman in her 30's, when Doc (what I called the funeral director as he reminded me of a Uni professor I had) had to step out to make a phone call; he left me to carry on. 10 minutes later he comes back, says 'how you getting on Ewan?' 'Fine, no worries, but I have got a question about her.' I said 'why has got a prawn between her legs'. He said 'What?' Why has she got a prawn between her legs? He had a look and said 'Ewan, that's not a prawn!' I said'
      'Are you sure? It tastes like one!'

  • @puppyupper4565
    @puppyupper4565 Год назад +1

    I used to be very good at sarcasm. But it is toxic. I actually hate that I was good at it. Wit is awesome and far more valuable as it does not denigrate another. Sarcasm requires wit, but wit without sarcasm is far more attractive.

  • @yankeewatchdog6493
    @yankeewatchdog6493 Год назад +1

    Sometimes my sarcasm takes the long way around the barn...I was trying to understand a conversation with a teenager, whom was not making much sense. I told him that a timing light may help him in the future...if you get it, great....if not, you may never...

  • @ryanunderwood5465
    @ryanunderwood5465 Год назад +5

    We love sarcasm

    • @Mcgee6
      @Mcgee6 Год назад +1

      Ofc we mcloving it Hahaha

    • @Mcgee6
      @Mcgee6 Год назад +1

      @Chase It cool no worries that’s good way start conversations never can really tell from messages but I believe you😃😃😆

    • @Mcgee6
      @Mcgee6 Год назад +1

      @Chase i see interesting tip thank you

    • @Mcgee6
      @Mcgee6 Год назад +1

      @Chase Thank you

  • @peterbrenner9342
    @peterbrenner9342 Год назад +2

    Humor has never been my strong suit, but some of my stories strike people as funny when I am serious. Word play usually works well because it is mysterious and unexpected.

  • @douglasstrother6584
    @douglasstrother6584 Год назад +1

    "I wouldn't belong to a club that would have me as a member." ~ Groucho Marx

  • @nemo196
    @nemo196 Год назад +2

    Pfft humor is nothing more than a witty remark delivered with impeccable timing.

  • @zencomeseasy602
    @zencomeseasy602 Год назад +11

    All the relationships, romantic or otherwise, all the mental health facilities and doctors and therapists, and I've just been better understood by a RUclips channel than anyone before.

  • @claireradke7029
    @claireradke7029 7 месяцев назад

    NOTHING makes a funny joke funnier than explaining why it's funny!

  • @TheFlatEarthChannelcom
    @TheFlatEarthChannelcom Год назад +1

    Omg. This is sooo me, people always tell me this. Sooo funny

  • @normanschmidt8389
    @normanschmidt8389 Год назад

    Thank you. You do read the comments. Only earlier today I mentioned this in the comments of another video.
    Always leave 'em laughing.

  • @booknoteswisdom6799
    @booknoteswisdom6799 Год назад +1

    We know that the truth hurts, but, we don't avoid it. We learn from it....Get Wise. B.N.W. Peace.

  • @osvaldomejia6139
    @osvaldomejia6139 Год назад +1

    SIGMA✊🏼

  • @spidertazzfb47
    @spidertazzfb47 Год назад +2

    As a sigma tiger 🐯 I usually don't like attention of any kind and am behind the curtain. Joking is a two person or more reception or something funny you think is a joke about the situation. You have to know about the people involved and how they think about things.

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      thats a joke..sigma can use joke as a weapon aswell..it can be personally directed to make others laugh on aggressor..they are masters at belittling others if necessary.. dont give a fuck how others think

    • @spidertazzfb47
      @spidertazzfb47 Год назад +1

      @@troymiller4184 They're maney tools in lifetime and they all have a purpose for solving different types of situations. Even a sigma tiger 🐯 it's best to have access to all of them and consider everything you have. I find myself in a joyful situation and that to find something funny there's no reason to be stuck 👆, go with the flow especially if you like what you see as funny.

    • @spidertazzfb47
      @spidertazzfb47 Год назад +1

      @@troymiller4184Well i agreed, like I sed go with the flow and like a tool can be used in maney ways, it's up to you how and where. It's your decision and you're involvement with the situation a well placed haha 😂 is just another piece of art 🎨 of a sigma tiger.

  • @4Uberman
    @4Uberman Год назад +4

    Like damn.. how can you know those stuffs.. we do them subconsciously

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      cause its not a sigma. Humour from others is sigma's weakest ability..we smile so not to offend most times. And it hurts to be fake...fake smiles become painful between ears and jaw bone after a while

    • @4Uberman
      @4Uberman Год назад +1

      @@troymiller4184 Yea that is another way to look at it..
      One time my girlfriend asked how I am able to be so funny when I’m not even trying to be or if I knew that some of my speech are so funny.. of course I knew what I was doing but I wouldn’t have an explanation for it.. this video explains it.. hence my comment
      To me.. I will no longer find it funny when you are certainly trying to be funny

  • @TheHortond
    @TheHortond Год назад +2

    I die a little inside when people laugh and and I am being serious. Then I remember I don't care what they think.

  • @Tokeamani
    @Tokeamani Год назад +1

    I’m just super disappointed that someone has figured me out and skeptical that there are others.😂

  • @bjarnepedersen8206
    @bjarnepedersen8206 Год назад +1

    Sigma males know that sarkasme can be to tough esecially towards kids.

  • @cmonster67
    @cmonster67 Год назад +6

    With the glut of regurgitated topics about sigmas on RUclips, it's refreshing to come across a video like this one that actually shares something new and actually informative.

    • @boyerbyr
      @boyerbyr Год назад

      Yeah there’s a couple more good ones about communicating with animals, creating their own culture

    • @charles2241
      @charles2241 Год назад

      It's always good to know your inner robot.

  • @josephflavell8519
    @josephflavell8519 Год назад +1

    true again...

  • @josephflavell8519
    @josephflavell8519 Год назад +1

    yer,lol,true...

  • @bjarnepedersen8206
    @bjarnepedersen8206 Год назад +1

    Its not true that we don't care about others thinking and feelings. Only if we can't change their situatian we stop using ennergy of those adults but we are very happy to play with kids. My life has been full of kids and I love it. Great gandfather of 5.

    • @kiwidiesel
      @kiwidiesel Год назад

      Yes this is on point. I Don't waste energy on people if they continue to repeat the same negative things and thinking also.

  • @dwilder4523
    @dwilder4523 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Convince ME?" 06:23-07:24
    C O N V I N C E D ⚡️ 💯 ❤️ 😉

  • @mxoldtimer4braaappp858
    @mxoldtimer4braaappp858 Год назад +1

    I will say things with a smile and someone will think " was he serious " you bet I was.

  • @puppyupper4565
    @puppyupper4565 Год назад +2

    Sigma males are quite intelligent and can understand elaborate jokes. But most people can't. It is far better for a sigma to tell a joke that is very short. I would love it if my sigma brothers would send me jokes that are short. I have one that I learned that women like: 3 ducks are arrested and appear before the judge. Judge asks the 1st duck her name and why she is before the court. She says my name is Quack and I am here because I blew bubbles in the pond. 2nd duck appears before the judge and says her name is Quak Quak and she is here because she blew bubbles in the pond. When the third duck appeared before the judge, he asked if his name was Quak Quak Quack, but he responded his name is Bubbles.

  • @OneTalkerOne
    @OneTalkerOne Год назад

    Good video, lots of truth to it.

  • @guyh.4553
    @guyh.4553 Год назад +1

    Wish you had added examples...

  • @patrickbotz-forbes6444
    @patrickbotz-forbes6444 Год назад +2

    This video feels like the narrator is trying to convince everyone that he is funny and everyone likes him.
    Feels like Sheldon Cooper trying to teach people how to be funny.

  • @KrusherMike
    @KrusherMike 8 месяцев назад

    Ahh, yes. Irony.
    Alanis Morrisette miseducated an entire generation, and The Robot Devil saved us from ignorance.
    "The use of words to describe something other than their literal intention. That! Is! Irony!" ~TRD

  • @tacklebox6239
    @tacklebox6239 Год назад +1

    “that’s what she said”

  • @charles2241
    @charles2241 Год назад +2

    Wise Thinker: I have a subject request for you, one that I've never seen done before. I would like the subject of the society seeing us as school shooters, axe murderers, psychopaths, etc, dealt with.

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      society is lead..what they see or think..means fuck all..only freedom they have is speech....let em slap their lips

  • @josephflavell8519
    @josephflavell8519 Год назад +1

    3 4 3,lol...

  • @zakariamosah3607
    @zakariamosah3607 Год назад

    You understand all

  • @michaelford2517
    @michaelford2517 Месяц назад

    So, an Irishman walked out of a pub…
    No really, it could happen!

  • @eliasmangi7593
    @eliasmangi7593 Год назад

    Please stop exposing me...dis mah Power!!

  • @captaincurd2681
    @captaincurd2681 Год назад +9

    All sigmas are not alike. Some are more special like me then the others !

  • @msimon6808
    @msimon6808 Год назад +1

    Also the rule of six. If three is good 6 is better. By the time you get to the rule of nine you are doing standup.

  • @ezrhino100
    @ezrhino100 Год назад

    to a sigma, humor is meant to send a message, or get a point across. if people laugh at something that's not meant to be laughed at, it's their fault.

  • @FongliWang
    @FongliWang Год назад

    You sit i stand, you run I walk....

  • @fantasia0kent
    @fantasia0kent 6 месяцев назад

    Humor is so disarming. People let down their guard. Well, why not, it's a joke not a fist. You can say anything to anyone if you know just how to say it in the right way. You can be very insulting and brutally honest. But if you say it with just the right words and good humor then people will not get mad. I'm guessing that, when you sound serious, people think it's a personal attack; but levity gives others the impression it's not personal and you really want to help them???? Humor really is a very, very powerful tool that so many people just don't see it as such. So many people just have the impression that people who tell jokes are dumb and don't take things seriously. Society needs to change this view of humor. For there is so much power in humor.

  • @bobbylibertini
    @bobbylibertini Год назад

    But...but...a Jew and a Catholic really DID walk into a bar!

  • @rabbychan
    @rabbychan Год назад +10

    I use my existence as a joke, it works every time!

    • @---zu3he
      @---zu3he Год назад +1

      stay positive pal!
      be a true sigma :)

  • @guyh.4553
    @guyh.4553 Год назад

    I had thought that Buttigieg had been there. Agreed that the Administration had been there already. Not "him"

  • @akhilsahuodishachhatisgarh3694
    @akhilsahuodishachhatisgarh3694 Год назад +2

    🧡🤍💚🥰 from LEO 👍🙏🇮🇳

  • @FrankWV5582
    @FrankWV5582 Год назад

    The tension

  • @mitchellwilley7208
    @mitchellwilley7208 Год назад +3

    I came here thinking this video wouldn't match me but it has to a tee. Every video I've seen described me 💯 , so thank you for this. It's helped me grow even more and has explained to me why people naturally gravitate towards me.

    • @Wise.Thinker
      @Wise.Thinker  Год назад

      I am glad to hear that!

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      yep..people just love a good comedian..lmfao...but they dont gravitate to sigmas..thats for sure

    • @mitchellwilley7208
      @mitchellwilley7208 Год назад +1

      @@troymiller4184 they sure gravitate to you when you got something they want.

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      @@mitchellwilley7208 sigma would never let that happen..they not really people person..very selective..they value time and know most people are waste of that

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      usually silent. Never comment on u tube...but i just had to..could not stop smilin...where do u people come up with this imformation on something u all obviously know fuck all about

  • @sunnyfernandes2581
    @sunnyfernandes2581 Год назад

    Google ads is so unauthentic, I'm watching all videos in English, and one advertisement pops up, asking me to join ( English speaking classes) .... So asinine

  • @hamedmostafa4460
    @hamedmostafa4460 Год назад

    lessons

  • @yuranideuht1261
    @yuranideuht1261 Год назад +1

    In a normal world Betas/Omegas going onto YT vids about a 'new' type of man and self-proclaiming their 'Sigma-ness' to the audience (contrary to *actual* Sigma behavior) would not exist.
    Yet, here we are.
    #ProTip: *Actual* Sigmas don't go onto YT seeking self-validation. If you are doing that, seek professional help STAT! #FFS 🙄

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      .validation from what...social media...so fucking funny...seek professional help for a mind...lmfao..good luck with that mate

  • @Fav.234
    @Fav.234 Год назад +5

    It’s one of the most accurate sigma videos I’ve watched! 😎😊

  • @nobiden3134
    @nobiden3134 Год назад

    I graduated from Professional Dish Washing School! $14,000 for 2 years!... I make .30c over minimum with my certification!!!
    Really?....
    No!

  • @zakariamosah3607
    @zakariamosah3607 Год назад

    Thanks for all

  • @andy-the-gardener
    @andy-the-gardener Год назад +2

    the irony is that i'm just too sigma to believe in this sigma horseshit. i feel compelled to construct a joke that simultaneously mocks the sigma male ideology and implies i am a sigma male

    • @douglasstrother6584
      @douglasstrother6584 Год назад

      "I wouldn't belong to a club that would have me as a member." ~ Groucho Marx

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      yes utube seem to be trying to create their own sigma's somehow and put then in a workplace with u all....its a very funny video and i notice its really boosting confidence online...guess u gotta start somewhere...right...wow we even get to wear a suit and work in an amazing corporation and make everything super great with a smile...love it

    • @normanschmidt8389
      @normanschmidt8389 Год назад

      Look in the mirror for inspiration. Hehehe. Your comment implies that you fit the bill. Can you tell if I'm joking?

  • @Gordys_Garden
    @Gordys_Garden Год назад

    When I was younger I wanted to grow up to be a clown. I ended up being a Sigma, lol

  • @timsieber9246
    @timsieber9246 Год назад +3

    Idk if this is meant to be comedy, but I'm over here dying. 😂😂 I'd open hand slap every lil fella you have displayed here. #Alpha

    • @zencomeseasy602
      @zencomeseasy602 Год назад +5

      @@cutzbychasen_He's a sub-beta with an internet connection who looks up alpha behavior vids. Count on it.

    • @zencomeseasy602
      @zencomeseasy602 Год назад

      Dead yet?

    • @timsieber9246
      @timsieber9246 Год назад

      @@zencomeseasy602 lol I don't even own a computer of any sort or have social media. I occasionally browse RUclips for entertainment. I'm sure I could teach you a thing or two about assumptions tho. Given you are able to think for yourself? This day and age, you can never tell.

    • @timsieber9246
      @timsieber9246 Год назад

      @@zencomeseasy602 twice in 2020 but Im still alive. 12 surgeries to keep me so tho. 😉

    • @yoshikombat5217
      @yoshikombat5217 Год назад

      Slap me daddy

  • @fesnelybdis513
    @fesnelybdis513 Год назад +1

    7:24 "...it's as if, someone is whispering these quotes in their ears." *enter Sigma-Daemon

  • @ssemombweandrew
    @ssemombweandrew Год назад

    Present 👋

  • @jaywest2806
    @jaywest2806 Год назад

    No soup for you,ya down or ya ain't,

  • @boonstein9949
    @boonstein9949 Год назад

    can we make our point without being snarky? that'd be a "no"

  • @sidritkurti1173
    @sidritkurti1173 Год назад +1

    I'm expecting the next video to be "how many times per day a Sigma goes to bathroom"....
    This is getting ridiculous

  • @hamedmostafa4460
    @hamedmostafa4460 Год назад

    Make a point

  • @secretagent7888
    @secretagent7888 Год назад +1

    I am becoming a bit curious about who produces these Signma Male programs. A stoical man like the Sigma male, intelligent, observant, preferring his own company, ambitious and determined, would also be very dangerous, vicious, manipulative and ruthless when it enabled his goals.
    Also, not just intelligent men, but intelligent women, prefer, or at ease with, solitude and can observe traits in others and do not like crowds, or feel uncomfortable in social situations.

    • @troymiller4184
      @troymiller4184 Год назад

      wtf...sigmas.funtion fine in crowds.never feel uncomfortable around others..its how we study u..we just need to be alone..because in our mind its a gift to enjoy time doing what we want..without distractions ..even the way we think of a dog is different..so we never truly alone..a sigma will do things most others cant. Privacy at will..is a rare gift few ever achieve. To understand the value in it

  • @begobolehsjwjangan2359
    @begobolehsjwjangan2359 Год назад +5

    Before commenting, no you are not sigma..

  • @drewford3205
    @drewford3205 Год назад

    Random combination

  • @mediniphukan5959
    @mediniphukan5959 Год назад +2

    Agreed

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant Год назад +5

    My humor is drier than a mummy's cooch so it does catch people off-guard when they finally get my 'punch line' a few seconds later. Sarcasm and cynicism are great allies. Having great observational skills pairs well with any of the three. It makes joke delivery seem way more organic especially with a stone face expression.

    • @Fav.234
      @Fav.234 Год назад +1

      Jokes rarely make me laugh, but that mommy joke just had me rolling. I love it from one Sigma to another.🤟🏽

  • @Turtti781
    @Turtti781 Год назад

    my life goal is joke it true. so is my life a joke?

    • @Turtti781
      @Turtti781 Год назад

      and yes i use a lot real life jokes usualy mix with black humor you get all laught by that :P

  • @whatsgudart3453
    @whatsgudart3453 Год назад

    Lol who is making these?

  • @9latinumStudioz
    @9latinumStudioz Год назад +1

    Lol that's true - I can't stand women that don't get my jokes 🙄💅
    7:16 my Twitter bio banner used to be a girl whispering in Batman's ear 😂🤣
    9:03 that's true 😂😂 everytime ppl start arguing at work 🙄 I start cracking jokes 🤣

  • @Kikas-xb1oq
    @Kikas-xb1oq Год назад

    Have you asked me ,,,,,

  • @davidhofstra9095
    @davidhofstra9095 Год назад

    This is me to a T

  • @bobcatd5423
    @bobcatd5423 Год назад

    What is so damn funny im not joking.

  • @ragingsky1401
    @ragingsky1401 Год назад

    🍪

  • @stigc.minkstuen
    @stigc.minkstuen Год назад

    sounds like psychopthy

  • @Shigami-lb6oc
    @Shigami-lb6oc 11 месяцев назад

    When are you guys gonna get that sigmas CANT work in offices....
    Wtfu....that's contrary to the nature of a sigma..unless its his own private office....

  • @zachwilliams4757
    @zachwilliams4757 Год назад

    Hey dude…. I respect the thought of helping people but ummmm….. all your vids I can find are about sigma males but you never talk about other types. You post multiple reasons to point out sigma male traits to get as many people as you can to relate increasing your own revenue. That is not helping people. That is helping yourself. Good salesmanship btw because almost everyone wants to see value in themselves. Tbh, what really works to helping is being almost brutally honest then those who actually want to change benefit from the honesty of how the world works.

  • @wendellmcduffie2018
    @wendellmcduffie2018 Год назад +2

    Are u a sigma as well

  • @theSword-
    @theSword- Год назад

    These are not jokes.

  • @curtis.eflush7879
    @curtis.eflush7879 Год назад

    huh?
    so make up jokes, when you don't want to be in the spotlight as a sigma?
    ...k confused now.