Mixing All My Nail Powders Together (for sale if u keep it on the DL)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @elizabethkoske6626
    @elizabethkoske6626 5 лет назад +8600

    "if you mixed all the drugs in the world what kind of trip would that be?"
    it would be a fun trip to the morgue

    • @Ine356s
      @Ine356s 4 года назад +157

      Elizabeth koske one way ticket to Hell

    • @thessthechef9837
      @thessthechef9837 4 года назад +95

      A trip to death

    • @akagrimreaper6702
      @akagrimreaper6702 4 года назад +37

      “What if you copied someone else’s comment?”

    • @darcyflo2792
      @darcyflo2792 4 года назад +14

      Copied

    • @galacticramen8032
      @galacticramen8032 4 года назад +55

      Darcy The meerkat it’s kinda similar but you know people have the same ideas right?

  • @sunstorm1674
    @sunstorm1674 4 года назад +2833

    I wonder if HoloTaco could make this as a regular polish. I've loved the color since this video first came out.

  • @evacrosbie7018
    @evacrosbie7018 6 лет назад +18849

    “If u got all the drugs in tho world and mixed them together, what kind of trip would that be”
    Eehhhhh a hospital trip

    • @kiiimiko
      @kiiimiko 6 лет назад +874

      I thought a trip to the morgue lol

    • @dylannetter4591
      @dylannetter4591 6 лет назад +52

      Eva Crosbie hahaha

    • @stinky.winky420
      @stinky.winky420 6 лет назад +229

      I was gonna say a death trip

    • @susiephillips4739
      @susiephillips4739 6 лет назад +38

      You would JUST REALLY REALLY HIIIIIII

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 6 лет назад +116

      Next video: *Mixing All of My Illegal Drugz!!!!!!* (for sale if ya want some)

  • @rabbitteeth2596
    @rabbitteeth2596 4 года назад +1060

    “If you mixed all the drugs in the world, what kind of trip would that be?”
    A field trip with Mrs. Frizzle to the ninth circle of hell.

  • @milo-hr9it
    @milo-hr9it 5 лет назад +2222

    Christine- sEaleD f0r mY pRoTecTioN?!
    powder- *attacc*
    Christine- AHHHH!!

  • @oliviathomas4504
    @oliviathomas4504 5 лет назад +4215

    **reads the video title**
    **clicks on video**
    **waits patiently for drug references**

  • @suhh4li691
    @suhh4li691 6 лет назад +1168

    Please do a video buffing your nails powders into different objects like shoes, earrings, cups and whatever else, love ya Cristine xx

    • @alicecor9096
      @alicecor9096 6 лет назад +17

      Wait that is actually a really good idea.

    • @bee-rw5su
      @bee-rw5su 6 лет назад +4

      Yessss!!!

    • @itslexi1941
      @itslexi1941 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah!

    • @lang8961
      @lang8961 6 лет назад +9

      i read that as buffing them WITH shoes and cups and thought that you were going insane

    • @evilpunko-d2f
      @evilpunko-d2f 6 лет назад +1

      THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @littledingo2730
    @littledingo2730 5 лет назад +2050

    When you just realised you watched a 30 year old woman Making drug jokes and mixing nail powder of 13 minutes
    😂

  • @JulesSepulchre
    @JulesSepulchre 7 лет назад +299

    "If you were to actually take all the different types of drugs in the world, and mix them together, what kind of trip would that be?" Probably a one-way trip to the morgue LMAO

    • @shiny3934
      @shiny3934 7 лет назад +6

      as a pharmacist, can confirm that is what would happen.

    • @oliviamalanga-hrubes2292
      @oliviamalanga-hrubes2292 5 лет назад +1

      I was reading this as that part happends im being dead honest

  • @KateLetsPlay
    @KateLetsPlay 5 лет назад +3363

    Me: *sees that she has 69 nail powders*
    Me in my head: *nice*

    • @chloemorescki8600
      @chloemorescki8600 5 лет назад +35

      NO ONE LIKE THE LIKES ARE AT 69

    • @akiswi
      @akiswi 5 лет назад +2

      Omg it came to my mind now

    • @sophiesully11
      @sophiesully11 5 лет назад +26

      Now she has 6.9 million subs 🤣

    • @flowichu
      @flowichu 5 лет назад +1

      @@sophiesully11 yeah

    • @esmej9899
      @esmej9899 5 лет назад +8

      .....I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets

  • @scarlett6800
    @scarlett6800 4 года назад +556

    Menchie is like my friends during a group project and Christine is like me doing all of the work on my own.

  • @avadupuy
    @avadupuy 4 года назад +3661

    Cristine: I have 69 nail powders. No, I didn't plan it
    me anyway: Ha NIcE

    • @hannahmabe8039
      @hannahmabe8039 4 года назад +23

      You're welcome I got you to 69 likes lol

    • @woohoosowow
      @woohoosowow 4 года назад +12

      I never got that 69 joke, can someone please explain it to me

    • @Sal3008tina
      @Sal3008tina 4 года назад +21

      @@woohoosowow idk how to explain but it's an inappropriate joke

    • @kyleighjay3073
      @kyleighjay3073 4 года назад +7

      Yara Jasim you should searh it

    • @lennyface2513
      @lennyface2513 4 года назад +8

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @rissa11421
    @rissa11421 5 лет назад +2277

    Safiya and Cristine should make a series together of mixing Holo things and black things together.

  • @allscool-4131
    @allscool-4131 6 лет назад +2133

    BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GU-
    MY BAD I MEAN
    CRISTINE THE SCIENCE QUEEN

    • @jezebelm400
      @jezebelm400 5 лет назад +32

      Allscool - CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS

    • @ella_bxnana1830
      @ella_bxnana1830 5 лет назад +6

      *Qween

    • @destinyplayz-w-2933
      @destinyplayz-w-2933 5 лет назад +9

      CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS

    • @darkmagic6563
      @darkmagic6563 5 лет назад +10

      @@ella_bxnana1830 either you are 5 years old or I just Got wooooshed

    • @oliviacampbell5212
      @oliviacampbell5212 5 лет назад +18

      Bill Nye the Russian spy

  • @ginamnash
    @ginamnash 7 лет назад +394

    Cristine: “if you mixed all the drugs in the world... what kind of trip would that be?”
    A death trip cristine. A death trip.

  • @namjinaremyparents9968
    @namjinaremyparents9968 4 года назад +948

    Simply:"I'm a crime statistics analyst"
    Also simply:'goes out and sells 'drugs'
    😂😂

  • @sevensodas3180
    @sevensodas3180 5 лет назад +2206

    Cristine: i am a crime statistics analyst
    also Cristine: what if you took all the drugs in the world, WhAt KiNdDa TrIp WoUlD tHaT bE!?

  • @hannah-on5xs
    @hannah-on5xs 5 лет назад +1234

    Hey Cristine. One question.
    How much for 30 grams?

    • @tracyleung8438
      @tracyleung8438 5 лет назад +11

      100000000000000000000000000 per gram

    • @bucketheadmud
      @bucketheadmud 5 лет назад

      @@adriannezavala4144 i made it 530 👌😎👌

    • @bebanana181
      @bebanana181 5 лет назад +1

      Tracy Leung milicents
      I don’t think our currency is the same tho -.-

    • @mayanash1981
      @mayanash1981 5 лет назад

      U have 669 likes lol

  • @fifigamer1253
    @fifigamer1253 6 лет назад +949

    One of the things that makes Cristine different from other youtubers is that she actually went to college, incourages school and not cheating, and have a real job outside of youtube.

    • @jesswd
      @jesswd 6 лет назад +4

      Sophia Kessler oh really? What type of job does she have??

    • @Tomb-Wraith
      @Tomb-Wraith 6 лет назад +96

      Jess Wd As stated in the video, she's a crime statistician.

    • @jesswd
      @jesswd 6 лет назад +15

      tendershippingfan1 ahh ic, I wasn't sure if she was serious or not 😅

    • @RuthGray8
      @RuthGray8 6 лет назад

      I thought she said she wasn’t a butcher in one of her videos

    • @Lunae00
      @Lunae00 6 лет назад +17

      Jess Wd I think she works in some kind of office or something like that cause' when she puts screenshots of her working there is a keyboard in the background.

  • @hellothere9388
    @hellothere9388 4 года назад +201

    me: cristines voice is so calming
    christine: menchiee MENCHIEEEEEEEEED

  • @corylusbluefox9482
    @corylusbluefox9482 7 лет назад +852

    Cristine pretending to be a drug dealer is the most adorable thing I've seen all day...
    Apart from Menchie

  • @bigpulgalokes
    @bigpulgalokes 6 лет назад +608

    You are the only RUclipsr I watch solely for the personality. Yeah I like youtubers for their personality but I like what they're doing ((mostly art or movie reviewers)) but I don't care about nail art. Your so entertaining with whatever you do.

  • @jaeprobably.7491
    @jaeprobably.7491 7 лет назад +290

    When she said that the mixing nail polishes was back in April I was really surprised because it didn't seem that long ago, so I went back to the first video I saw from her (back when she did actual nail art 😜) AND I SAW THAT IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO WTF I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS WOMAN DO NAILS (or not) FOR 2 YEARS.

    • @remitherattie
      @remitherattie 7 лет назад

      Anna Kozina almost 3 years for me

    • @jillstephenson
      @jillstephenson 7 лет назад

      Anna Kozina SAME HERE
      DECEMBER 12th IS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WATCHING CRISTINE 🎉

  • @desireedennett3074
    @desireedennett3074 4 года назад +163

    Cristine:"Thats right menchie we have to keep it sanitized in the lab."
    Menchie:* licks her foot*

  • @sal0n33
    @sal0n33 7 лет назад +8738

    Take a shot every time Cristine makes a drug joke.

    • @rachels6206
      @rachels6206 7 лет назад +156

      5SecøndsØfTwentyØneShaniacs!AtTheDiscø i think you wont make it back alive

    • @zoeyxjake2906
      @zoeyxjake2906 7 лет назад +105

      5SecøndsØfTwentyØneShaniacs!AtTheDiscø I just *overdosed*

    • @LittleMissDeath
      @LittleMissDeath 7 лет назад +46

      help me in dying

    • @seannguyenx
      @seannguyenx 7 лет назад +24

      *i make funny videos like cristine i truly hope they put some happiness into your day ! :)*

    • @ribonucleoprotein8413
      @ribonucleoprotein8413 7 лет назад +34

      Chug chug chug chug

  • @rogerinaloveshercar4939
    @rogerinaloveshercar4939 5 лет назад +1189

    Bill nye the science guy, who?
    Sid the science kid, what?
    Cristine the science queen, yEs!

  • @aaronw6070
    @aaronw6070 7 лет назад +308

    When are you going to make Ben's glasses holo? You might have to do it while he's sleeping though

  • @aysh7770
    @aysh7770 5 лет назад +806

    “You know what should be illegal though,people WITHOUT a sense of humor “
    Well then I’m arrested

    • @batc4t.
      @batc4t. 4 года назад +24

      GET ON THE GROUND! PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!🔫👮🏽‍♂️

    • @halicusnguyen8864
      @halicusnguyen8864 4 года назад +20

      Judging by the comment itself, I believe you have a pass.

    • @deliciusrat6731
      @deliciusrat6731 4 года назад +17

      Well if ur watching her videos u clearly do have a sense of humor

    • @aysh7770
      @aysh7770 4 года назад +5

      delicius rat lol

    • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
      @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 4 года назад +17

      This comment oddly proves itself wrong in a paradoxical sort of way

  • @sarac9424
    @sarac9424 5 лет назад +837

    Cristine: jokes about being demonitized for this video
    Me: *sees a preplay ad, midroll ad, and closing ad*
    Damn girl you're invincible, make that bank

    • @justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804
      @justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 4 года назад +22

      Someone must have reported it because it no longer plays any ads. 🥺🥺

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 4 года назад +10

      @@justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 nooo 😭😭😭

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 4 года назад +14

      @@justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 I didn't get a preroll or midroll ad but I got one at the end! So hopefully she still has some monetization

    • @danielleross1125
      @danielleross1125 4 года назад +10

      @@justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 I have a midroll and ending ad

    • @jkz8565
      @jkz8565 4 года назад +1

      Not playing ads for me either

  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 5 лет назад +588

    Cristine: Menchie I need your help.
    Menchie: I quit last week.

    • @moonjennie4002
      @moonjennie4002 5 лет назад +2

      Alice B awww love your picture super cuteeeeeeeee🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜♥️

    • @keegan6448
      @keegan6448 5 лет назад +2

      I sure did. I’m done with her.

    • @starrae7301
      @starrae7301 5 лет назад

      Menchie hi

  • @maddiesmith9301
    @maddiesmith9301 5 лет назад +690

    Christine:if you mixed all the drugs together wonder what a trip that be
    Me: a trip to the grave 😂

    • @mysty6018
      @mysty6018 5 лет назад +5

      Cristine * no "H"

    • @starrae7301
      @starrae7301 5 лет назад +1

      Is that why it has less likes than others? Because the name is spelled wrong? That is how Cristine is usually spelled. With an h

    • @mysty6018
      @mysty6018 5 лет назад +4

      @@starrae7301 this isn't about how it's usually spelled, but about how she (Cristine) spells it😊 and I don't see how almost 300 likes are less for you?

    • @hermionegranger9570
      @hermionegranger9570 5 лет назад +1

      so true...so true

    • @emensahh
      @emensahh 5 лет назад +1

      @@mysty6018 what the hell! its just a mistake like srsly no need for that bullcrap bout her likes. Is that all u rlly care about, the likes, cause if it is and ur calling her out for that , srsly fuck off and comment ur own comment and try to get 1mil likes would ya

  • @Shadowseeker2215
    @Shadowseeker2215 4 года назад +330

    “If you took all the drugs in the world and mixed them what kind of trip would that be?”
    A very long and confusing autopsy and toxicology for the doctors.

  • @catherinebynum5448
    @catherinebynum5448 6 лет назад +672

    “What trip would that be?”
    ....
    “A trip to the Emergency Room.”

  • @avag403
    @avag403 7 лет назад +5471

    "Sealed for my protection? Pfh who needs protection??"
    *One second later*
    🌏 🔥☄️

  • @tErQuOiSeMoNsTeRx33
    @tErQuOiSeMoNsTeRx33 7 лет назад +446

    You should make a holo bathbomb!!!!💣💥

  • @janexxxxx
    @janexxxxx 4 года назад +706

    When Simply said
    *dont be shy*
    I thought she was going to say *DoNt Be ShY pUt SoMe MoRe*

    • @leolz9852
      @leolz9852 4 года назад +12

      And that’s someone who’s obsessed with TikTok
      I’m just joking 🙃 but I did too tho...don’t think it was a thing then...

    • @janexxxxx
      @janexxxxx 4 года назад +1

      JASM1N3 I don’t have tt..🙃

    • @diffzldu
      @diffzldu 4 года назад +2

      James is that u ???

    • @janexxxxx
      @janexxxxx 4 года назад

      wHy did this get sm likes-

    • @janexxxxx
      @janexxxxx 4 года назад

      hOw sO mUcH liKes

  • @jaysea9015
    @jaysea9015 6 лет назад +385

    "And it comes to 69 nail powders" "this was not planed. I promise"

  • @slpl2537
    @slpl2537 6 лет назад +462

    Menchie has been so exposed to your physcotic behavior, you could be dying and she’d sleep through it

    • @evaava.
      @evaava. 6 лет назад +7

      Sєlєηє Plღтιηυм that’s pretty much any cat 😂

    • @moony.lupinx8595
      @moony.lupinx8595 6 лет назад +2

      Sєlєηє Plღтιηυм I remember when my dog was still alive I pretended to suddenly stop breathing and he looked at me, sneezed and went to get food xD

  • @makaylalichliter4455
    @makaylalichliter4455 6 лет назад +273

    Crisitne: I have all these powders I’ve never used, I’d be a terrible dealer.
    Me: never get high on your own supply....

    • @makaylalichliter4455
      @makaylalichliter4455 6 лет назад

      TwentyOnePilotsPanicking!AtTheDisco it does sort of sound like them....

  • @madamstarlightnetwork
    @madamstarlightnetwork 5 лет назад +417

    “School taught me the skills I’m applying here”
    *holy crap, your school taught you drug mixing?*

  • @kathniss1019
    @kathniss1019 6 лет назад +242

    Re-watching these videos makes me wonder how Cristine *hasnt* gotten demonotised yet

  • @sam-dh7ds
    @sam-dh7ds 7 лет назад +2523

    Pssst Cristine how much for 1 ounce?

  • @Lapillusedits
    @Lapillusedits 5 лет назад +3296

    69 nail powders and
    6,9 millon subscribers HMMMM

  • @heshideler
    @heshideler 4 года назад +28

    at 12:26 when she said don't be shy I immediately heard "dOnT bE sHy PuT sOmE mOrE" she was ahead of her time

  • @maggiecarlson8244
    @maggiecarlson8244 6 лет назад +881

    Does anyone remember the cloudy with a chance of meatballs (movie) spray on shoes? It looks EXACTLY like that

  • @partykllr
    @partykllr 6 лет назад +462

    How’d the public react to you acting like a drug dealer??? That was hilarious😂

    • @hmnotimportant-976
      @hmnotimportant-976 5 лет назад +4

      ikr XD

    • @kira7485
      @kira7485 5 лет назад +4

      Thier probably use to this

    • @mystic-hm9mk
      @mystic-hm9mk 5 лет назад +1

      @@kira7485 omigod 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @melissamccauley2303
      @melissamccauley2303 5 лет назад +3

      The best part is she is a stone's throw from the provincial courthouse while doing this.

  • @sienahealy6170
    @sienahealy6170 6 лет назад +1641

    Cristine:“If u got all the drugs in tho world and mixed them together, what kind of trip would that be”
    Me: Either A trip to the hospital or a full time trip to death

  • @liljaejae7909
    @liljaejae7909 4 года назад +257

    Disclaimer:
    That park at the beginning of the video is called Elgin Street public school, I went there for elementary school 😅🤗

    • @teacuptea9155
      @teacuptea9155 4 года назад +8

      Weeby Panda wow that’s so cool :D

    • @athena8474
      @athena8474 4 года назад +20

      I'll go shoot it up. See ya there!

    • @elenaa5201
      @elenaa5201 4 года назад +40

      *stalkers casually looking up where that is so they can find cristine’s house*

    • @daniellevankruining194
      @daniellevankruining194 4 года назад +23

      @@athena8474 they're not in the states..

    • @hufflepuffducks5719
      @hufflepuffducks5719 4 года назад +2

      Weeby Panda how do you know

  • @saniyahsandlin2193
    @saniyahsandlin2193 6 лет назад +1663

    she is going to be the best old lady when she gets a lot older.

    • @newnewnew583
      @newnewnew583 6 лет назад +15

      She already is

    • @newnewnew583
      @newnewnew583 6 лет назад +3

      She doesn't suck

    • @westmunoz
      @westmunoz 6 лет назад +9

      Can Christine please Adopt me

    • @april3860
      @april3860 6 лет назад +5

      @@newnewnew583 ?

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 лет назад +10

      @@newnewnew583 nobody said she sucks. Where the f*ck did u get that from??

  • @anotherbook7270
    @anotherbook7270 6 лет назад +182

    “Having a sense of humour isn’t a criminal offence” 😂

  • @highkingquill4616
    @highkingquill4616 7 лет назад +74

    _"If you were to mix all the drugs in the world together, what kind of trip would tHAT be?!"_
    _Probably a trip to the grave_

  • @cocomelonoverlord4720
    @cocomelonoverlord4720 4 года назад +63

    When she had 69 nail powders I died when she did that voice of “69 nail powders and no I did not plan this” I have no idea why I did at that and when she did her Cristine the science queen bit! 😂

  • @Luvwestgirl88
    @Luvwestgirl88 5 лет назад +8964

    *works for Canadian goverment* *pretends to sell drugs in front of school*

    • @alexise6579
      @alexise6579 4 года назад +87

      I made your comment to 666 likes

    • @indigokenyon2052
      @indigokenyon2052 4 года назад +50

      Chichi E I made your comment 1 like

    • @sharliehedberg7940
      @sharliehedberg7940 4 года назад +30

      @@indigokenyon2052 I made your comment one like

    • @emilyfisher847
      @emilyfisher847 4 года назад +22

      @@sharliehedberg7940 I made your comment one like

    • @uctdruxkgxfuxlhcgic406
      @uctdruxkgxfuxlhcgic406 4 года назад +23

      @@emilyfisher847 I made your comment one li- oh wait it already has 2 💀

  • @Heyitssanhthu
    @Heyitssanhthu 7 лет назад +211

    "if you mix all the drugs together, what kind of trip will that be?"
    death, it would be death.

    • @katiewaity3413
      @katiewaity3413 7 лет назад

      Anhthu Tran that's what I was thinking too! It probably would be really dangerous and possibly lead to death.
      I just did a google search on what mixing 2 or more drugs would be like and it said that it could easily result in overdose, it affects how your heart works and possible heart failure/other heart issues.
      You might be able to get away with it without dying but it's so dangerous why try.
      It also says that the trip is more intense and more euphoric, but some drugs can reduce the effects of other ones a bit.

    • @HailG3
      @HailG3 7 лет назад +1

      What a fun trip that would be... you know those trips so good you just can't come back

  • @daceylopez5695
    @daceylopez5695 7 лет назад +1563

    It would annoy the hell out of me that she is talking like Jenna Marbles but the more I watch Jenna, the more I catch myself acting and talking like her too. It must be contagious.

    • @simplynailogical
      @simplynailogical  7 лет назад +281

      Right see?!?!?! DAMNIT JENNA I CAN'T QUIT U

    • @allisonwright2829
      @allisonwright2829 7 лет назад +99

      She does a mix of Jenna and Pewdie.

    • @jasmineseiger9551
      @jasmineseiger9551 7 лет назад +22

      Oh hell yeahhhh

    • @ThatGirlLib
      @ThatGirlLib 7 лет назад +38

      Allison Wright I don't watch Jenna, but I definitely see PewDiePie in her and that's why I subbed. 😂 also because I love seeing her cat not give a sh!t about her video. 😻

    • @avajoseph2766
      @avajoseph2766 7 лет назад +8

      Omg I legit was just about to comment how similar they have become

  • @KirkeIlves
    @KirkeIlves Год назад +1

    The fact that she puts lots of effort making the vid.......I have respected you alot

  • @suraiyasaroar25
    @suraiyasaroar25 6 лет назад +494

    Cristine: A crime statistics analyst, who helps enforce laws
    But makes 100 drug jokes per video. 👍👏👏👏

  • @beetleebugg
    @beetleebugg 7 лет назад +192

    "why the f*ck do you have sixty-nine nail powders"

    • @dannywastee
      @dannywastee 7 лет назад +1

      Haley Martino bc she can 😒

    • @baoxorx5135
      @baoxorx5135 7 лет назад

      Haley Martino HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M JUST GOING TO TELL HMMMMM THE SEX POSSE 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roselinyanagui4724
      @roselinyanagui4724 7 лет назад

      Haley Martino she has more lol

  • @joyfullness4006
    @joyfullness4006 6 лет назад +176

    It reminds me of the spray on shoes in the movie Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

  • @amberrivers2560
    @amberrivers2560 3 года назад +1

    Love seeing Simply with eye makeup on again and seeing how much she enjoys it!

  • @anapaulapereira4017
    @anapaulapereira4017 7 лет назад +90

    The colour reminded me of those spray on shoes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

  • @casshasnolife3689
    @casshasnolife3689 7 лет назад +133

    "if you mixed every kind of drug in the world, what kinda trip would that be"
    A trip to the afterlife

  • @kimochi9230
    @kimochi9230 7 лет назад +679

    wait....... *_this is a nail channel?_*

    • @marissagregory3464
      @marissagregory3464 7 лет назад +3

      Yes and its amazing

    • @janamilivojevic7643
      @janamilivojevic7643 7 лет назад +2

      yeah, what did you think it was?

    • @adivorcee2357
      @adivorcee2357 7 лет назад +15

      And for all this time I’ve been watching for the nail porn

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 7 лет назад +3

      Jana Milivojević I think they were being sarcastic. Personally I watch it for the comedy

    • @lemonzboyy
      @lemonzboyy 7 лет назад +4

      Alyssa Grasso I mean same
      I dont wear nail polish but I love her comedy

  • @unicornharmony6280
    @unicornharmony6280 4 года назад +126

    BRAKING NEWS: RUclipsR CHRISTINE FROM SIMPLYNAILOGICAL GET ARESTED FOR TRAFFICING NAIL POWDER

  • @mr_krab._.b
    @mr_krab._.b 6 лет назад +324

    You should do a video where you mix all of you’re gel polishes together to see how it cures and also the colour, like this to get it to the top 👍👌

    • @TheNickleChick
      @TheNickleChick 6 лет назад +13

      That sound like a horrible idea. I love it.

    • @Zazzy030
      @Zazzy030 5 лет назад +1

      Thats not how likes work

    • @izza_kat
      @izza_kat 5 лет назад +1

      Heyo mayooo, YESSSSS!

  • @nataliamalewicz8622
    @nataliamalewicz8622 6 лет назад +613

    you have more nail powders than i have brain cells.

  • @Toomuchlaffing
    @Toomuchlaffing 7 лет назад +88

    wow i actually _would_ buy that!! it came out pretty beautifully!

    • @carleyformosa1127
      @carleyformosa1127 7 лет назад

      Toomuchlaffing honestly id buy it aswell i love the result it came out with.
      I didnt think it was gonna end up looking as good as it does

  • @had3sspawn
    @had3sspawn 4 года назад +21

    Cris: *makes a franken-powder*
    Saf: I raised her well *sniff* Make me some gurrrrrl

  • @franciscocruz1842
    @franciscocruz1842 7 лет назад +545

    Breaking news: woman caught selling holo drugs at a public school

  • @HenaHamz
    @HenaHamz 6 лет назад +442

    7:54 that would be a trip to the grave Cristine.

  • @JuliaPai898
    @JuliaPai898 7 лет назад +777

    Does anyone else really want to hear more about her job or just me?

    • @laya8699
      @laya8699 7 лет назад

      Julia P What job ??

    • @JuliaPai898
      @JuliaPai898 7 лет назад +8

      Malaya Sellars she said she is a crime statistics analyst

    • @MaggieRenner
      @MaggieRenner 7 лет назад +25

      i think she doesn't wanna do in depth on it so people can't find where she works/any specific details about her personal life (like her number or address). there is also a chance that i'm 100% wrong, but i feel like i remember Cristine saying something like that

    • @geeiwishicouldfeelemotion9483
      @geeiwishicouldfeelemotion9483 7 лет назад +3

      MagIsLame she gives out her address for fan mail so obviously not lol

    • @MaggieRenner
      @MaggieRenner 7 лет назад +37

      That's not her actual address hun, just a PO box

  • @hills4025
    @hills4025 4 года назад +21

    Who else is on a Christine binge in quarantine?😂

    • @snehareddy9713
      @snehareddy9713 3 года назад

      Hey its Cristine with NO 'H' . Just reminding u buddy !!

  • @LittleBadAngel564
    @LittleBadAngel564 7 лет назад +210

    "What kind of trip would that be?" - Quite a short one I guess

  • @geex03
    @geex03 6 лет назад +307

    12:08 who else thought she was going to be in the bin?😂😂

  • @charlieg3674
    @charlieg3674 5 лет назад +218

    7:55 A trip to the Emergency room, that's what kinda trip it would be.

  • @aaminahshah6949
    @aaminahshah6949 4 года назад +13

    *When you already watched the video way before but it still showed up in your recommended 2 years later-*

  • @bananbabiker2658
    @bananbabiker2658 7 лет назад +732

    Menchie subtitles killllll me omg!!!

  • @Charlottechaoticbooksxo
    @Charlottechaoticbooksxo 7 лет назад +125

    “If you mix all the drugs in the world what trip would that be?” A trip to see Jesus Cristine

    • @joselyn6766
      @joselyn6766 7 лет назад +2

      charlottedunn xo and permanently stay there

  • @sj1289
    @sj1289 7 лет назад +213

    Mom: What are you doing?
    Me: taking online science classes

    • @hasdyshimoda1295
      @hasdyshimoda1295 7 лет назад +2

      JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

    • @valk1257
      @valk1257 7 лет назад

      That is one beautiful pfp you have there!

  • @clairek2679
    @clairek2679 5 лет назад +141

    Me: doctor I’m not feeling well.
    Doctor: I think you’re suffering from a severe case of secondhand holo...
    Me: 👁👃🏻👁
    👄

    • @talarajha7219
      @talarajha7219 4 года назад +1

      Claire K 😂😂😂😂

    • @Urmom-hh8qj
      @Urmom-hh8qj 4 года назад +1

      Can you pass that disease to me? 💿📀💿📀💿

    • @_somuchstardust_
      @_somuchstardust_ 4 года назад

      I think firsthand holo would be better tho

  • @cantalopepizza1159
    @cantalopepizza1159 7 лет назад +55

    CRISTINEEEEEEE. Have you tried using loose shimmer eyeshadow as a nail powder??? Wonder what would happen!

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 7 лет назад

      tracy she could use a black eyeshadow primer

    • @JessInTheCityy
      @JessInTheCityy 7 лет назад

      It only works for one application. After that it becomes a hot ass mess. Even on the nail it starts to fade after a couple days. It's just not the correct pigments

    • @plutotheplanet2193
      @plutotheplanet2193 7 лет назад +1

      Cristine*

    • @cantalopepizza1159
      @cantalopepizza1159 7 лет назад

      Fox And Meme lol my bad 😬

  • @chsca7791
    @chsca7791 6 лет назад +388

    Color reminds me of the spray on shoes in cloudy chance of meatballs.

    • @saigerussell8804
      @saigerussell8804 6 лет назад +6

      YESSSSSS HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT YET?!?!?

    • @olafs20016
      @olafs20016 6 лет назад +9

      *AND THEN SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS PLAYS*

    • @aoifederidder7686
      @aoifederidder7686 6 лет назад +2

      When i was younger i called it cloudy and the chance and raining meatballs Xd

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 6 лет назад +2

      I love that movie! Especially the second movie!

    • @evilpunko-d2f
      @evilpunko-d2f 6 лет назад +2

      YOU'RENOTWRONG🤤🤤

  • @meoowtina
    @meoowtina 7 лет назад +75

    “what kind of trip would that be?”
    a trip to the hospital

    • @morganj812
      @morganj812 7 лет назад

      Martina Daoud omg 😂

  • @csexton1015
    @csexton1015 4 года назад +5

    “You knew there were gonna be drug jokes in this video, shut up” ( 1:59 ) 😂 she kills me

  • @SharonPartners
    @SharonPartners 7 лет назад +248

    THE CAT CLOCK BATTERIES ARE DEAD

  • @aynose
    @aynose 7 лет назад +199

    *Cristine you should use the rest of the powder on some black patent leather heels!* 💿 💿 👠💿 💿
    Please like this so Cristine would consider this option. 💿

  • @elizabethsammon9915
    @elizabethsammon9915 5 лет назад +548

    This was the first Simply Nailogical video I ever saw
    **sees all the drug jokes**
    **subscribes immediately**
    Edit: Thank you guys for all the likes!!

    • @victoriadances960
      @victoriadances960 5 лет назад

      Elizabeth Sammon 100th like

    • @grahamcrackers9379
      @grahamcrackers9379 5 лет назад +1

      *lol I’m on a marathon and this was the first video I watched of Simply, too*

    • @batc4t.
      @batc4t. 4 года назад

      Henlo am here to test intelligence

    • @sevenbelledays7800
      @sevenbelledays7800 4 года назад

      Mine was "why yellow nails don't matter" i started growing my nails that year 🤣 and searched for a video about yellow nails.

    • @kiyaodekirk8744
      @kiyaodekirk8744 4 года назад

      Same

  • @eliotisnothere8198
    @eliotisnothere8198 11 месяцев назад +2

    10:56 I love how Ben’s first reaction is to ask why the fuck she has so many nail powders

  • @generalotto2557
    @generalotto2557 6 лет назад +133

    “If you took all the drugs and mixed them together what kind of trip would that be?”
    Death that would be death

    • @OiyBeiy
      @OiyBeiy 6 лет назад

      Death isn't the problem the way to take the drugs is do smoke, snort or inject

  • @ThisLittleCriticSanad
    @ThisLittleCriticSanad 7 лет назад +176

    You are always in trending! How do you do it? Oh you’re awesome? Noted!

    • @suhailakhoury1404
      @suhailakhoury1404 7 лет назад

      glad you figured it out

    • @meganmelissa914
      @meganmelissa914 7 лет назад

      This Little Critic she’s amazing

    • @giuliana1118
      @giuliana1118 7 лет назад

      I love her

    • @nerdytrashcan2058
      @nerdytrashcan2058 7 лет назад

      [G] Noted
      (You probably don't get it, listen to My Chemical Romance if you like rock/emo music. Before you get attached: They broke up in 2013)

    • @imsad6919
      @imsad6919 6 лет назад

      Haha it had 169 like and I ruined it. Haha

  • @ShadeMarie1993
    @ShadeMarie1993 6 лет назад +326

    I love the results

  • @vatsalasudeep8959
    @vatsalasudeep8959 4 года назад +5

    People:- Start mixing stuff together
    Safiya:- It's free real estate
    also Safiya:- becomes a queen of mixing stuff together

  • @riverdalelover8123
    @riverdalelover8123 7 лет назад +239

    Normal person: so what do u like to do in your free time
    Simplynailogical: oh nothing just mix fandom shit you use for nails. 😂

  • @sarabee1983
    @sarabee1983 7 лет назад +86

    New series. Instead of Will it Water Marble experiment on what everyday items you can apply nail powder to.

  • @RoseRevolvr
    @RoseRevolvr 7 лет назад +53

    “If you were to take all the drugs in the world and mix them together.. what kind of trip would that be?”
    A trip to the hospital.

  • @KendallClodfelter
    @KendallClodfelter 5 лет назад +17

    “Oh shut up you knew there were going to be drug jokes in this video”
    Me: isn’t that every video

  • @ner4ksel
    @ner4ksel 7 лет назад +49

    Powderdealing Cristine is my spirit animal.

  • @Spongebobppg1100
    @Spongebobppg1100 7 лет назад +285

    *_WHAT KINDA TRIP WOULD THAT BE_*

  • @imaheckingcheezit3435
    @imaheckingcheezit3435 6 лет назад +176

    **Slides dollar and used gift card** I gotchu fam gimme the powda