Mixing All My Nail Powders Together (for sale if u keep it on the DL)

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Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @milo-hr9it
    @milo-hr9it 4 года назад +2153

    Christine- sEaleD f0r mY pRoTecTioN?!
    powder- *attacc*
    Christine- AHHHH!!

  • @sunstorm1674
    @sunstorm1674 4 года назад +2702

    I wonder if HoloTaco could make this as a regular polish. I've loved the color since this video first came out.

  • @rabbitteeth2596
    @rabbitteeth2596 4 года назад +915

    “If you mixed all the drugs in the world, what kind of trip would that be?”
    A field trip with Mrs. Frizzle to the ninth circle of hell.

  • @elizabethkoske6626
    @elizabethkoske6626 4 года назад +8348

    "if you mixed all the drugs in the world what kind of trip would that be?"
    it would be a fun trip to the morgue

    • @iiiezra
      @iiiezra 4 года назад +158

      Elizabeth koske one way ticket to Hell

    • @thessthechef9837
      @thessthechef9837 4 года назад +95

      A trip to death

    • @akagrimreaper6702
      @akagrimreaper6702 4 года назад +34

      “What if you copied someone else’s comment?”

    • @darcyflo2792
      @darcyflo2792 4 года назад +12

      Copied

    • @galacticramen8032
      @galacticramen8032 4 года назад +52

      Darcy The meerkat it’s kinda similar but you know people have the same ideas right?

  • @suhh4li691
    @suhh4li691 6 лет назад +1144

    Please do a video buffing your nails powders into different objects like shoes, earrings, cups and whatever else, love ya Cristine xx

    • @alicecor9096
      @alicecor9096 5 лет назад +16

      Wait that is actually a really good idea.

    • @bee-rw5su
      @bee-rw5su 5 лет назад +4

      Yessss!!!

    • @itslexi1941
      @itslexi1941 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah!

    • @lang8961
      @lang8961 5 лет назад +7

      i read that as buffing them WITH shoes and cups and thought that you were going insane

    • @scrawnymaniac7126
      @scrawnymaniac7126 5 лет назад +1

      THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @scarlett6800
    @scarlett6800 4 года назад +537

    Menchie is like my friends during a group project and Christine is like me doing all of the work on my own.

  • @desireedennett3074
    @desireedennett3074 3 года назад +160

    Cristine:"Thats right menchie we have to keep it sanitized in the lab."
    Menchie:* licks her foot*

  • @allscool-4131
    @allscool-4131 5 лет назад +2117

    BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GU-
    MY BAD I MEAN
    CRISTINE THE SCIENCE QUEEN

    • @jezebelm400
      @jezebelm400 5 лет назад +32

      Allscool - CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS

    • @ella_bxnana1830
      @ella_bxnana1830 5 лет назад +5

      *Qween

    • @destinyplayz-w-2933
      @destinyplayz-w-2933 5 лет назад +8

      CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS CRIS

    • @darkmagic6563
      @darkmagic6563 5 лет назад +10

      @@ella_bxnana1830 either you are 5 years old or I just Got wooooshed

    • @oliviacampbell5212
      @oliviacampbell5212 5 лет назад +18

      Bill Nye the Russian spy

  • @jaeprobably.7491
    @jaeprobably.7491 6 лет назад +274

    When she said that the mixing nail polishes was back in April I was really surprised because it didn't seem that long ago, so I went back to the first video I saw from her (back when she did actual nail art 😜) AND I SAW THAT IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO WTF I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS WOMAN DO NAILS (or not) FOR 2 YEARS.

    • @remitherattie
      @remitherattie 6 лет назад

      Anna Kozina almost 3 years for me

    • @jillstephenson
      @jillstephenson 6 лет назад

      Anna Kozina SAME HERE
      DECEMBER 12th IS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WATCHING CRISTINE 🎉

  • @hellothere9388
    @hellothere9388 4 года назад +199

    me: cristines voice is so calming
    christine: menchiee MENCHIEEEEEEEEED

  • @janexxxxx
    @janexxxxx 4 года назад +705

    When Simply said
    *dont be shy*
    I thought she was going to say *DoNt Be ShY pUt SoMe MoRe*

    • @leolz9852
      @leolz9852 4 года назад +12

      And that’s someone who’s obsessed with TikTok
      I’m just joking 🙃 but I did too tho...don’t think it was a thing then...

    • @janexxxxx
      @janexxxxx 4 года назад +1

      JASM1N3 I don’t have tt..🙃

    • @diffzldu
      @diffzldu 4 года назад +2

      James is that u ???

    • @janexxxxx
      @janexxxxx 4 года назад

      wHy did this get sm likes-

    • @janexxxxx
      @janexxxxx 4 года назад

      hOw sO mUcH liKes

  • @aaronw6070
    @aaronw6070 6 лет назад +305

    When are you going to make Ben's glasses holo? You might have to do it while he's sleeping though

  • @oliviathomas4504
    @oliviathomas4504 5 лет назад +4191

    **reads the video title**
    **clicks on video**
    **waits patiently for drug references**

  • @namjinaremyparents9968
    @namjinaremyparents9968 4 года назад +938

    Simply:"I'm a crime statistics analyst"
    Also simply:'goes out and sells 'drugs'
    😂😂

  • @littledingo2730
    @littledingo2730 4 года назад +2023

    When you just realised you watched a 30 year old woman Making drug jokes and mixing nail powder of 13 minutes
    😂

  • @bellafartsalot69
    @bellafartsalot69 5 лет назад +744

    *safiya exists*
    *cristine exists*
    BOOM! Mixing together videos.

  • @tErQuOiSeMoNsTeRx33
    @tErQuOiSeMoNsTeRx33 6 лет назад +446

    You should make a holo bathbomb!!!!💣💥

  • @avadupuy
    @avadupuy 4 года назад +3657

    Cristine: I have 69 nail powders. No, I didn't plan it
    me anyway: Ha NIcE

  • @Shadowseeker2215
    @Shadowseeker2215 3 года назад +324

    “If you took all the drugs in the world and mixed them what kind of trip would that be?”
    A very long and confusing autopsy and toxicology for the doctors.

  • @hannah-on5xs
    @hannah-on5xs 5 лет назад +1222

    Hey Cristine. One question.
    How much for 30 grams?

    • @tracyleung8438
      @tracyleung8438 5 лет назад +11

      100000000000000000000000000 per gram

    • @bucketheadmud
      @bucketheadmud 5 лет назад

      @@adriannezavala4144 i made it 530 👌😎👌

    • @bebanana181
      @bebanana181 5 лет назад +1

      Tracy Leung milicents
      I don’t think our currency is the same tho -.-

    • @mayanash1981
      @mayanash1981 5 лет назад

      U have 669 likes lol

  • @rissa11421
    @rissa11421 5 лет назад +2260

    Safiya and Cristine should make a series together of mixing Holo things and black things together.

  • @aysh7770
    @aysh7770 4 года назад +806

    “You know what should be illegal though,people WITHOUT a sense of humor “
    Well then I’m arrested

    • @batc4t.
      @batc4t. 4 года назад +24

      GET ON THE GROUND! PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!🔫👮🏽‍♂️

    • @halicusnguyen8864
      @halicusnguyen8864 4 года назад +20

      Judging by the comment itself, I believe you have a pass.

    • @deliciusrat6731
      @deliciusrat6731 4 года назад +17

      Well if ur watching her videos u clearly do have a sense of humor

    • @aysh7770
      @aysh7770 4 года назад +5

      delicius rat lol

    • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
      @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 4 года назад +17

      This comment oddly proves itself wrong in a paradoxical sort of way

  • @heshideler
    @heshideler 4 года назад +28

    at 12:26 when she said don't be shy I immediately heard "dOnT bE sHy PuT sOmE mOrE" she was ahead of her time

  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 5 лет назад +587

    Cristine: Menchie I need your help.
    Menchie: I quit last week.

    • @moonjennie4002
      @moonjennie4002 5 лет назад +2

      Alice B awww love your picture super cuteeeeeeeee🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜♥️

    • @keegan6448
      @keegan6448 4 года назад +2

      I sure did. I’m done with her.

    • @starrae7301
      @starrae7301 4 года назад

      Menchie hi

  • @fifigamer1253
    @fifigamer1253 6 лет назад +939

    One of the things that makes Cristine different from other youtubers is that she actually went to college, incourages school and not cheating, and have a real job outside of youtube.

    • @jesswd
      @jesswd 6 лет назад +4

      Sophia Kessler oh really? What type of job does she have??

    • @Tomb-Wraith
      @Tomb-Wraith 6 лет назад +96

      Jess Wd As stated in the video, she's a crime statistician.

    • @jesswd
      @jesswd 6 лет назад +14

      tendershippingfan1 ahh ic, I wasn't sure if she was serious or not 😅

    • @RuthGray8
      @RuthGray8 6 лет назад

      I thought she said she wasn’t a butcher in one of her videos

    • @jeongsookim6705
      @jeongsookim6705 6 лет назад +17

      Jess Wd I think she works in some kind of office or something like that cause' when she puts screenshots of her working there is a keyboard in the background.

  • @cocomelonoverlord4720
    @cocomelonoverlord4720 4 года назад +63

    When she had 69 nail powders I died when she did that voice of “69 nail powders and no I did not plan this” I have no idea why I did at that and when she did her Cristine the science queen bit! 😂

  • @liljaejae7909
    @liljaejae7909 4 года назад +257

    Disclaimer:
    That park at the beginning of the video is called Elgin Street public school, I went there for elementary school 😅🤗

    • @teacuptea9155
      @teacuptea9155 4 года назад +8

      Weeby Panda wow that’s so cool :D

    • @athena8474
      @athena8474 4 года назад +20

      I'll go shoot it up. See ya there!

    • @elenaa5201
      @elenaa5201 4 года назад +40

      *stalkers casually looking up where that is so they can find cristine’s house*

    • @daniellevankruining194
      @daniellevankruining194 4 года назад +23

      @@athena8474 they're not in the states..

    • @hufflepuffducks5719
      @hufflepuffducks5719 4 года назад +2

      Weeby Panda how do you know

  • @ginamnash
    @ginamnash 6 лет назад +391

    Cristine: “if you mixed all the drugs in the world... what kind of trip would that be?”
    A death trip cristine. A death trip.

  • @sarac9424
    @sarac9424 4 года назад +834

    Cristine: jokes about being demonitized for this video
    Me: *sees a preplay ad, midroll ad, and closing ad*
    Damn girl you're invincible, make that bank

    • @justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804
      @justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 4 года назад +22

      Someone must have reported it because it no longer plays any ads. 🥺🥺

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 4 года назад +10

      @@justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 nooo 😭😭😭

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 4 года назад +14

      @@justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 I didn't get a preroll or midroll ad but I got one at the end! So hopefully she still has some monetization

    • @danielleross1125
      @danielleross1125 4 года назад +10

      @@justtryingtobeadecenthuman6804 I have a midroll and ending ad

    • @jkz8565
      @jkz8565 3 года назад +1

      Not playing ads for me either

  • @madamstarlightnetwork
    @madamstarlightnetwork 4 года назад +418

    “School taught me the skills I’m applying here”
    *holy crap, your school taught you drug mixing?*

  • @hills4025
    @hills4025 4 года назад +21

    Who else is on a Christine binge in quarantine?😂

    • @snehareddy9713
      @snehareddy9713 2 года назад

      Hey its Cristine with NO 'H' . Just reminding u buddy !!

  • @rogerinaloveshercar4939
    @rogerinaloveshercar4939 5 лет назад +1185

    Bill nye the science guy, who?
    Sid the science kid, what?
    Cristine the science queen, yEs!

  • @kathniss1019
    @kathniss1019 6 лет назад +242

    Re-watching these videos makes me wonder how Cristine *hasnt* gotten demonotised yet

  • @aaminahshah6949
    @aaminahshah6949 4 года назад +13

    *When you already watched the video way before but it still showed up in your recommended 2 years later-*

  • @had3sspawn
    @had3sspawn 4 года назад +21

    Cris: *makes a franken-powder*
    Saf: I raised her well *sniff* Make me some gurrrrrl

  • @avag403
    @avag403 6 лет назад +5472

    "Sealed for my protection? Pfh who needs protection??"
    *One second later*
    🌏 🔥☄️

  • @evacrosbie7018
    @evacrosbie7018 5 лет назад +18814

    “If u got all the drugs in tho world and mixed them together, what kind of trip would that be”
    Eehhhhh a hospital trip

    • @kiiimiko
      @kiiimiko 5 лет назад +870

      I thought a trip to the morgue lol

    • @dylannetter4591
      @dylannetter4591 5 лет назад +52

      Eva Crosbie hahaha

    • @stinky.winky420
      @stinky.winky420 5 лет назад +228

      I was gonna say a death trip

    • @susiephillips4739
      @susiephillips4739 5 лет назад +38

      You would JUST REALLY REALLY HIIIIIII

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +116

      Next video: *Mixing All of My Illegal Drugz!!!!!!* (for sale if ya want some)

  • @ilyy3725
    @ilyy3725 3 года назад +21

    simply: but did you notice......
    me: WHATS ON MY OTHER HAND

  • @amberrivers2560
    @amberrivers2560 3 года назад +1

    Love seeing Simply with eye makeup on again and seeing how much she enjoys it!

  • @Lapillusedits
    @Lapillusedits 5 лет назад +3297

    69 nail powders and
    6,9 millon subscribers HMMMM

  • @bigpulgalokes
    @bigpulgalokes 5 лет назад +604

    You are the only RUclipsr I watch solely for the personality. Yeah I like youtubers for their personality but I like what they're doing ((mostly art or movie reviewers)) but I don't care about nail art. Your so entertaining with whatever you do.

  • @kimfla
    @kimfla 3 года назад +3

    Me in the bathroom mixing every shampoo, glitter, color and dust particle to exist

  • @janaesdaze
    @janaesdaze 3 года назад +3

    i really wish we saw each individual section's mix individually before they all went together. that would be so cool!

  • @KateLetsPlay
    @KateLetsPlay 5 лет назад +3364

    Me: *sees that she has 69 nail powders*
    Me in my head: *nice*

    • @chloemorescki8600
      @chloemorescki8600 5 лет назад +35

      NO ONE LIKE THE LIKES ARE AT 69

    • @akiswix
      @akiswix 5 лет назад +2

      Omg it came to my mind now

    • @sophiesully11
      @sophiesully11 5 лет назад +26

      Now she has 6.9 million subs 🤣

    • @flowichu
      @flowichu 5 лет назад +1

      @@sophiesully11 yeah

    • @esmej9899
      @esmej9899 5 лет назад +8

      .....I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets

  • @catherinebynum5448
    @catherinebynum5448 6 лет назад +673

    “What trip would that be?”
    ....
    “A trip to the Emergency Room.”

  • @shadow_kitten3152
    @shadow_kitten3152 3 года назад +30

    She keeps on saying she has no friend's but she doesn't know that we're her friends

  • @vatsalasudeep8959
    @vatsalasudeep8959 3 года назад +5

    People:- Start mixing stuff together
    Safiya:- It's free real estate
    also Safiya:- becomes a queen of mixing stuff together

  • @joyfullness4006
    @joyfullness4006 5 лет назад +173

    It reminds me of the spray on shoes in the movie Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

  • @maggiecarlson8244
    @maggiecarlson8244 6 лет назад +879

    Does anyone remember the cloudy with a chance of meatballs (movie) spray on shoes? It looks EXACTLY like that

  • @unicornharmony6280
    @unicornharmony6280 4 года назад +126

    BRAKING NEWS: RUclipsR CHRISTINE FROM SIMPLYNAILOGICAL GET ARESTED FOR TRAFFICING NAIL POWDER

  • @windowseher
    @windowseher 4 года назад +70

    "sealed for your protection"
    that's what he said
    i'm terribly sorry for that

  • @anapaulapereira4017
    @anapaulapereira4017 6 лет назад +89

    The colour reminded me of those spray on shoes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

  • @meoowtina
    @meoowtina 6 лет назад +74

    “what kind of trip would that be?”
    a trip to the hospital

    • @morganj812
      @morganj812 6 лет назад

      Martina Daoud omg 😂

  • @KendallClodfelter
    @KendallClodfelter 4 года назад +17

    “Oh shut up you knew there were going to be drug jokes in this video”
    Me: isn’t that every video

  • @KirkeIlves
    @KirkeIlves 11 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that she puts lots of effort making the vid.......I have respected you alot

  • @beetleebugg
    @beetleebugg 6 лет назад +189

    "why the f*ck do you have sixty-nine nail powders"

    • @dannywaste6983
      @dannywaste6983 6 лет назад +1

      Haley Martino bc she can 😒

    • @baoxorx5135
      @baoxorx5135 6 лет назад

      Haley Martino HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M JUST GOING TO TELL HMMMMM THE SEX POSSE 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roselinyanagui4724
      @roselinyanagui4724 6 лет назад

      Haley Martino she has more lol

  • @sevensodas3180
    @sevensodas3180 5 лет назад +2200

    Cristine: i am a crime statistics analyst
    also Cristine: what if you took all the drugs in the world, WhAt KiNdDa TrIp WoUlD tHaT bE!?

  • @clairek2679
    @clairek2679 4 года назад +142

    Me: doctor I’m not feeling well.
    Doctor: I think you’re suffering from a severe case of secondhand holo...
    Me: 👁👃🏻👁
    👄

    • @talarajha7219
      @talarajha7219 4 года назад +1

      Claire K 😂😂😂😂

    • @Urmom-hh8qj
      @Urmom-hh8qj 4 года назад +1

      Can you pass that disease to me? 💿📀💿📀💿

    • @_somuchstardust_
      @_somuchstardust_ 3 года назад

      I think firsthand holo would be better tho

  • @sabrina_jessica
    @sabrina_jessica 4 года назад +5

    “what kind of trip would that be?”
    i’m fairly certain the OD kind of trip lmao

  • @daceylopez5695
    @daceylopez5695 6 лет назад +1550

    It would annoy the hell out of me that she is talking like Jenna Marbles but the more I watch Jenna, the more I catch myself acting and talking like her too. It must be contagious.

    • @simplynailogical
      @simplynailogical  6 лет назад +275

      Right see?!?!?! DAMNIT JENNA I CAN'T QUIT U

    • @allisonwright2829
      @allisonwright2829 6 лет назад +99

      She does a mix of Jenna and Pewdie.

    • @jasmineseiger9551
      @jasmineseiger9551 6 лет назад +22

      Oh hell yeahhhh

    • @ThatGirlLib
      @ThatGirlLib 6 лет назад +38

      Allison Wright I don't watch Jenna, but I definitely see PewDiePie in her and that's why I subbed. 😂 also because I love seeing her cat not give a sh!t about her video. 😻

    • @avajoseph2766
      @avajoseph2766 6 лет назад +8

      Omg I legit was just about to comment how similar they have become

  • @JuliaPai898
    @JuliaPai898 6 лет назад +779

    Does anyone else really want to hear more about her job or just me?

    • @laya8699
      @laya8699 6 лет назад

      Julia P What job ??

    • @JuliaPai898
      @JuliaPai898 6 лет назад +8

      Malaya Sellars she said she is a crime statistics analyst

    • @MaggieRenner
      @MaggieRenner 6 лет назад +25

      i think she doesn't wanna do in depth on it so people can't find where she works/any specific details about her personal life (like her number or address). there is also a chance that i'm 100% wrong, but i feel like i remember Cristine saying something like that

    • @geeiwishicouldfeelemotion9483
      @geeiwishicouldfeelemotion9483 6 лет назад +3

      MagIsLame she gives out her address for fan mail so obviously not lol

    • @MaggieRenner
      @MaggieRenner 6 лет назад +37

      That's not her actual address hun, just a PO box

  • @sfybex
    @sfybex 4 года назад

    I've subscribed so I never miss -new nail art tutorials- replaying Cristine go "aAaAaHh" 69 times straight!

  • @audreycaviness2005
    @audreycaviness2005 3 года назад +7

    “ people say school doesn’t teach you life skills, well look at all the skills i am using right now!”.
    Me: You has 69 different nail powders they mix in a daily basis?

  • @maddiesmith9301
    @maddiesmith9301 5 лет назад +690

    Christine:if you mixed all the drugs together wonder what a trip that be
    Me: a trip to the grave 😂

    • @mysty6018
      @mysty6018 4 года назад +5

      Cristine * no "H"

    • @starrae7301
      @starrae7301 4 года назад +1

      Is that why it has less likes than others? Because the name is spelled wrong? That is how Cristine is usually spelled. With an h

    • @mysty6018
      @mysty6018 4 года назад +4

      @@starrae7301 this isn't about how it's usually spelled, but about how she (Cristine) spells it😊 and I don't see how almost 300 likes are less for you?

    • @hermionegranger9570
      @hermionegranger9570 4 года назад +1

      so true...so true

    • @emensahh
      @emensahh 4 года назад +1

      @@mysty6018 what the hell! its just a mistake like srsly no need for that bullcrap bout her likes. Is that all u rlly care about, the likes, cause if it is and ur calling her out for that , srsly fuck off and comment ur own comment and try to get 1mil likes would ya

  • @heyomayooo3811
    @heyomayooo3811 5 лет назад +323

    You should do a video where you mix all of you’re gel polishes together to see how it cures and also the colour, like this to get it to the top 👍👌

    • @TheNickleChick
      @TheNickleChick 5 лет назад +13

      That sound like a horrible idea. I love it.

    • @Zazzy030
      @Zazzy030 5 лет назад +1

      Thats not how likes work

    • @izza_kat
      @izza_kat 5 лет назад +1

      Heyo mayooo, YESSSSS!

  • @meeeeeemeeeeee
    @meeeeeemeeeeee 3 года назад +1

    I love this! 😂 I am subscribed now :D

  • @kategefael7258
    @kategefael7258 3 года назад

    I have been binge watching all Simply’s old videos for two days now

  • @slpl2537
    @slpl2537 6 лет назад +463

    Menchie has been so exposed to your physcotic behavior, you could be dying and she’d sleep through it

    • @evaava.
      @evaava. 5 лет назад +7

      Sєlєηє Plღтιηυм that’s pretty much any cat 😂

    • @moony.lupinx8595
      @moony.lupinx8595 5 лет назад +2

      Sєlєηє Plღтιηυм I remember when my dog was still alive I pretended to suddenly stop breathing and he looked at me, sneezed and went to get food xD

  • @highkingquill4616
    @highkingquill4616 6 лет назад +73

    _"If you were to mix all the drugs in the world together, what kind of trip would tHAT be?!"_
    _Probably a trip to the grave_

  • @garcia0505
    @garcia0505 4 года назад +1

    I just love u can see in the glasses reflection that there's no one going by

  • @katiecook6332
    @katiecook6332 4 года назад

    You are so funny! I just started watching and now I'm hooked! 🤩🤗

  • @corylusbluefox9482
    @corylusbluefox9482 6 лет назад +852

    Cristine pretending to be a drug dealer is the most adorable thing I've seen all day...
    Apart from Menchie

  • @LittleBadAngel564
    @LittleBadAngel564 6 лет назад +211

    "What kind of trip would that be?" - Quite a short one I guess

  • @csexton1015
    @csexton1015 4 года назад +5

    “You knew there were gonna be drug jokes in this video, shut up” ( 1:59 ) 😂 she kills me

  • @miyakomiya5130
    @miyakomiya5130 2 года назад +4

    I can only imagine how much courage it took to go out into the world and do that segment of the video lol

  • @jaysea9015
    @jaysea9015 6 лет назад +385

    "And it comes to 69 nail powders" "this was not planed. I promise"

  • @anotherbook7270
    @anotherbook7270 6 лет назад +183

    “Having a sense of humour isn’t a criminal offence” 😂

  • @luv_tia1134
    @luv_tia1134 Год назад +1

    Oh gosh! The more I watch your videos, the more I get addicted to holo. HALP! I don’t even paint my nails.

  • @poppunkrock141
    @poppunkrock141 4 года назад +2

    if holo taco ever comes out with nail powders this should be one of the colors

  • @sam-dh7ds
    @sam-dh7ds 6 лет назад +2524

    Pssst Cristine how much for 1 ounce?

  • @makaylalichliter4455
    @makaylalichliter4455 6 лет назад +272

    Crisitne: I have all these powders I’ve never used, I’d be a terrible dealer.
    Me: never get high on your own supply....

    • @makaylalichliter4455
      @makaylalichliter4455 6 лет назад

      TwentyOnePilotsPanicking!AtTheDisco it does sort of sound like them....

  • @madeline3868
    @madeline3868 4 года назад

    This video actually really helps with the info/methods section of research papers

  • @haimhi
    @haimhi 4 года назад +5

    7:50
    ......
    My friends from 5th grade made a joke about that and we called it a slurp-a-lurp-a-lurp
    ehhhhhhhh

  • @casshasnolife3689
    @casshasnolife3689 6 лет назад +132

    "if you mixed every kind of drug in the world, what kinda trip would that be"
    A trip to the afterlife

  • @lemonhummus
    @lemonhummus 6 лет назад +56

    'What kind of trip would that be?'
    Uh... A trip to the hospital

  • @meganfietsam264
    @meganfietsam264 4 года назад +7

    Could you imagine the questions the people would have if they heard her 😂😂 like “ um, m’am I believe I will have to call the police on you for selling drugs” and she’ll be like “ nah it’s nail powder, no drugs here” 😂 like bath salts who???

  • @aloralindt1730
    @aloralindt1730 4 года назад

    Your so creative and I love your video’s and love your makeup today

  • @Toomuchlaffing
    @Toomuchlaffing 6 лет назад +88

    wow i actually _would_ buy that!! it came out pretty beautifully!

    • @carleyformosa1127
      @carleyformosa1127 6 лет назад

      Toomuchlaffing honestly id buy it aswell i love the result it came out with.
      I didnt think it was gonna end up looking as good as it does

  • @kimochi9230
    @kimochi9230 6 лет назад +679

    wait....... *_this is a nail channel?_*

    • @marissagregory3464
      @marissagregory3464 6 лет назад +3

      Yes and its amazing

    • @janamilivojevic7643
      @janamilivojevic7643 6 лет назад +2

      yeah, what did you think it was?

    • @adivorcee2357
      @adivorcee2357 6 лет назад +15

      And for all this time I’ve been watching for the nail porn

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 6 лет назад +3

      Jana Milivojević I think they were being sarcastic. Personally I watch it for the comedy

    • @lemonzboyy
      @lemonzboyy 6 лет назад +4

      Alyssa Grasso I mean same
      I dont wear nail polish but I love her comedy

  • @edenhoreth2046
    @edenhoreth2046 4 года назад

    Omg I love your make up it’s always so crazy

  • @Remi.Clayton
    @Remi.Clayton 4 года назад

    I love her nail art it's so good

  • @sienahealy6170
    @sienahealy6170 5 лет назад +1642

    Cristine:“If u got all the drugs in tho world and mixed them together, what kind of trip would that be”
    Me: Either A trip to the hospital or a full time trip to death

  • @saniyahsandlin2193
    @saniyahsandlin2193 6 лет назад +1664

    she is going to be the best old lady when she gets a lot older.

    • @newnewnew583
      @newnewnew583 5 лет назад +16

      She already is

    • @newnewnew583
      @newnewnew583 5 лет назад +3

      She doesn't suck

    • @westmunoz
      @westmunoz 5 лет назад +9

      Can Christine please Adopt me

    • @april3860
      @april3860 5 лет назад +4

      @@newnewnew583 ?

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 5 лет назад +10

      @@newnewnew583 nobody said she sucks. Where the f*ck did u get that from??

  • @iluvmenover40
    @iluvmenover40 4 года назад +2

    When she poured in the first powder coincidentally i had something in my eye!!! UNIVERSE EXPLAIN

  • @elysek.5729
    @elysek.5729 3 года назад

    So many cool colors😜😍

  • @charlieg3674
    @charlieg3674 5 лет назад +219

    7:55 A trip to the Emergency room, that's what kinda trip it would be.

  • @cantalopepizza1159
    @cantalopepizza1159 6 лет назад +55

    CRISTINEEEEEEE. Have you tried using loose shimmer eyeshadow as a nail powder??? Wonder what would happen!

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 6 лет назад

      tracy she could use a black eyeshadow primer

    • @JessInTheCityy
      @JessInTheCityy 6 лет назад

      It only works for one application. After that it becomes a hot ass mess. Even on the nail it starts to fade after a couple days. It's just not the correct pigments

    • @plutotheplanet2193
      @plutotheplanet2193 6 лет назад +1

      Cristine*

    • @cantalopepizza1159
      @cantalopepizza1159 6 лет назад

      Fox And Meme lol my bad 😬

  • @PJTheSaltedPeanut
    @PJTheSaltedPeanut 3 года назад

    Three years later since this video filmed and somehow Cristian hasn't blown up her house yet! Amazing!

  • @aynose
    @aynose 6 лет назад +199

    *Cristine you should use the rest of the powder on some black patent leather heels!* 💿 💿 👠💿 💿
    Please like this so Cristine would consider this option. 💿