I remember in middle school we had a library aide who broke down in tears because she finally received her green card after SEVENTEEN YEARS. Our immigration system is a complete and utter joke.
I know an Army veteran who is constantly worried his wife will be deported because she still doesn't have a green card. They got married in 2003. They have kids.
@@tealmacfarlane God be with her, I couldn't imagine living in constant fear that any day the gestapo (ICE) will be dragging me away kicking and screaming in front of my children
Yes, being born in the US is a gift many Americans take for granted. So many people come here wanting to make America better and have a better life. Most immigrants work harder, pay taxes and follow the rules (and don’t even get tax returns because they are illegal). afraid for the SS system isn’t done by illegals lol, it’s usually done by white US born Americans.
Tried for 20 years to enter legally. Started with an H1B1 visa. After 10 years and $10,000 in legal fees, got a green card. After another 10 years of lawyers, applications, dead ends, start overs, and more dead ends just gave up and moved back to Canada. Degrees up the ying yang. Wife and I both worked in hospice helping precious veterans die.
Don't ask Americans to put you back, they'll just blob you down somewhere near New Zealand, just have them give you to Canada or Mexico, they know where you were.
"These countries give us their worst people". Did he just refer to degree holders with professional licenses and years of experience who lived on low salaries while supporting their families as "the worst people"?
He also referred to young people who came from a First World country, who have no criminal records, who have ideas & ambition, who have high English skills & who just got their highschool/Bachlor's degree as "the worst people". Trump only supports rich people immigrating. Bad for the US, tho :x
He's talking about all of those illegals in California ,Texas,Florida,Massachusetts,Connecticut,Arizona everywhere low-skilled workers that don't speak English out number you by a very very large margin that's what Trump talking about. Trump2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@eboo925 Believe me, those illegal immigrants do low paid jobs to survive and improve their lives. Without them, the cost of products and services would be much higher. And I am pretty sure you are a bot created by Kremlin. Say hi to Putin and Prigozhin.
"Our country's full." Did he really say that at a Jewish coalitian meeting after America said the same thing to Jewish people fleeing Nazis who were then subsequently killed in death camps?? What am I saying; of course he did!
Yes it is more impactful to hear a personal story, but when it comes to statistics or scale, personal stories don't mean anything. When someone is told that 100,000's of people are affected, but they need to be told about a singular story, to help other empathize with the struggle, it may backfire and mislead. Someone could tell you a personal story of how they got in thanks to their father and now they are bringing their children, ending the story with 'legal immigration is rather easy, I don't understand why anyone would immigrate illegally.' But yeah his story is a bit sad, others are heartbreaking, others will give you depression in high doses.
I was a Diversity lottery winner for the year of 2017, and I was still not able to or receive a green card. I was given a number of 41694 (basically your order in terms of how far you are down the list), for those who don't know, there are 100 thousands picked each year, but only 50 thousand (or less) that receive their visa, normally with my number i would be guaranteed an opportunity to be vetted etc, but that particular year they only bothered to continue the process with 39500 people instead of the usual 50000, and so I was denied even the opportunity to go through with he process (and that was after a year of waiting). I'm a college graduate with high education (and currently in a good job) so it didnt really affect me, but I know other who had everything planned on going (and some even got married with the hopes of taking their SO with them) only for something as unusual as this to happen to them as well. The Immigration office's response? "Sorry pal, better luck next year" (literally one response by phone before hanging up)
Any known country got a government system and laws. All have created and recognized laws for implementation. Break their laws then it is your own risks. You must adapt to their environment.. else hire lawyers to defend your own created problems once caught as lawbreaker. It is always a burden to anyone who are ignorant of the laws , who disregard the laws and who neglects the laws. Genius and practical? Never make a comedian or a commentator a reference.
Ted Cruz, a Texan representative Ted Cruz, needs to take a sedative Sleep young Ted sleep So we may never have to see you creep. A day ago you hated Trump Now you dream to be a Drumpf Proudly written by Eric Smith (a native Texan living in Cali).
Fear the Ted! There was an article during the election in 2016 where a reporter was doing routine background on Ted and called his respective universities (Yale and Princeton I think). The reporter didn't even ask for anything but basic info and people OFFERED just how everyone HATED Ted. Thaaat's a bit telling.
My mom came to the US from the Philippines during the nursing shortage. When she finally got her citizenship...it was better than a dream come true!! Most US citizens don't understand how scary and difficult the process is.
@@robobrain10000 Not many people in any category, is I think the point of this entire episode. Of note is a distinct lack of category for people who are already here illegally, and who have been for many years.
RICH norwegians, sumerises that. Millionares form any place have free pass and if u are a big star( which John Olivar wasn't when he was trying to get here) u can also come really quick . Or just transform into a sexy eastern european , fly to US with a "vocation" visa and see if u can manage to get someone to sponsor u in the 3 months u are allowed to be there
I work with a guy from Ecuador. I absolutely adore that man - a hard worker, fair to work for, great English, just an all around great man. He got his wife her citizenship , his adult children ( who are educated, or working on it) and finally himself. It took close to 20 years for a guy not on any sort of assistance, working hard, and completely legal. It’s insane.
Selfish Capitalist the point is, the legal systems take decades which makes illegal more easy to consider. If legal systems were easier to use there would be fewer demand for illegal immigration.
Selfish Capitalist your system is a mess though, and I’m talking about getting a green card or full citizenship, that system doesn’t work efficiently enough to deal with the amount of people who want to be there which causes illegal immigration to sky rocket
I am pretty sure it was also him who did a story (on one of the regular segments last season, or the season before, that do not make it on RUclips) about a journalist in Malta being assassinated. I cannot think of any other show that I would have been watching in the U.S. that talks in-depth about international current events, so I am 90% sure it was a story on Last Week Tonight.
I came to the US on a scholarship, and attended one of the best grad school in the world. The US has done a lot for me, and in turn I have given back my best (and awarded the public service medal by the US govt). I am profoundly grateful to this country. Yet immigrating here took me almost 20 years despite support from elite institutions and a member of Congress. The legal path to citizenship is tortuous and capricious. We can and should do better.
i always said i liked to fall in the middle, but lately ive definitely been more conservative, only because the left has gone insane with what they want. the debates are literally just about who can give away the most. the right is about shat they want to limit and keep to themselves. we absolutely need to get away from tbe strict 2 party system (i know the response is gonna be vote independent, but thats not realistic the way it is right now). i really wish the 2 sides could come together and take care of everyone the way they need/should be taken care of. i have no political science training or even follow it that much, but that would be great to see the country I love come together in ways you only see after ttagedies.
@raserianfald no, it's as honest as it gets. Andrew yang being the distillation of all the lefts bullshit; 'i'm offering you a Free-dumb dividend!" The left offers you 'stuff" without any solutions, or any tangible policies on who they'll deliver.
I'm glad you escaped the infographic box before it disappeared, eradicating Malta forever. Also, I think half the population of Malta has posted in this comments section. Do you all know each other? Like, do you see someone else's post and say, "Hey, that's my neighbor Bill!"
@@roguishpaladin Well first and foremost thank you for your good wishes regarding my escape :P As for the population of Malta, the native population is around 410,000, which I'm sure you realise is a small number compared to that of other countries. There is only one country with a smaller population in the European Union and that is Iceland with a population of roughly 340,000. As for the size of the country, it is 316 square kilometers. Just as a comparison, that is roughly almost double the size of Brooklyn (which is 183 kilometers squared). So yes, we small. As for all of us all knowing each other, when you are maltese and you add someone on facebook, you can be sure to have at least 1 mutual friend :)
@@JustinAzzopardi I live in Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex and both of our biggest cities are over 900 squared km each. I think I would have claustrophobia there.
GOP: "We want more *legal* immigration!" America: "So are you guys working on streamlining the process for legal immigrants?" GOP: "Oh hell no, we're making it harder for legal immigrants."
If anyone tries to argue that we should make it harder at really wouldn't make any sense because you're getting more of what you don't want I wonder why people don't b**** about why isn't immigration system fixed
Honestly, a GOP talking point is how illegal immigrants don’t pay taxes. But you’d think they’d like making the system easier to become a citizen,, you know, so they can pay taxes. Also, native born citizens cost a country much more than immigrants. Shaun the RUclipsr made a good example: Imagine two people: an American, and someone born in another country, who eventually immigrates to the US and gets a job in the exact same position as the first person. They pay the same taxes, live in similar circumstances, and die. Who is more beneficial and who is more of an economic drain? The immigrant didn’t get his education and childhood from American funding, they got it from their birthplace. So technically, an American born in the US is more of an economic burden than the immigrant in this instance.
I'm currently waiting for my green card. Came to the US under an "L" Visa. It means you were transferred by your company. In my case, my wife was transferred. My visa allows me to work in the US without the need of sponsorship whatsoever. However, I still need a document called EAD - Employment Authorization Document. You have to apply for an EAD and, depending on your visa type, you have a different set of documents and rules. It took me about 4 months to get my first EAD. And another year and a half to find a job in my area of expertise - IT. Before that, I walked dogs, did Uber, worked as a photographer... The problem is, when the USCIS grants you an EAD, it does have an expiration date. Mine was 2 years from the issuance date. I applied for a new EAD in september 2019. By December, I had to quit my job, because the new EAD weren't issued before the expiration date of my previous EAD. Sooo.... I lost, because I had to quit my job; the government lost, because they weren't collecting my taxes anymore; The company I was working for lost, because they had to go through the hiring process from scratch once again, train a new employee once again. I understand the US has a lot of different issues to address when it comes to immigration. I know it's a challenge to accommodate all of the people who want to live in this country... but there's no other way to put it: Current immigration laws in America are as dumb as America's current president.
It's the party of paradoxes, logical fallacy as policy and xenophobic jingoism You know what's really ironic? Not only is their rhetoric copy pasted from every shit power monger all the way back to Rome.. The major crisis that precipitated the fall of Rome was mishandling immigration (alongside corrupt rich dicks dictating policy and pocketing money, as well as shitty emperors) For near 1000 years they would make them Roman citizens, bring them into the fold, contribute to the empire and not be seen as outsiders Then attilla the hun chased a shit ton of Goths into Roman lands, and they made a deal to become Romans But Rome had a lot of xenophobes, ethnocentric dicks and alienated the Goths, demonized them, gave them zero aid to the point they had to eat dog and horse meat bought from soldiers..so it all crumbled, they got super pissed and instead of becoming massively significant allies, contributing to the empire, it all crumbled apart These cunts don't know shit about history, and they know the cult of personality around them and the followers are just ignorant as fuck too, they don't see the patterns or historical context
@@AnIridescentWolf actually the GOP talking point about how illegal immigrants don't pay taxes is wrong. They do pay income taxes, sales taxes, property taxes, etc. In fact, 12 million illegal immigrants contribute $11 billion in tax revenue annually. This is at the same time illegal immigrants can't use single welfare programs and Medicaid. Only service they can use is emergency Healthcare service.
For five years I've known a Syrian woman living in Turkey who had begun studying for her medical degree there before the civil war began back home and who hasn't been back since. We met by chance through Facebook after I got involved with a charity set up in my hometown for people displaced by ISIS. This woman speaks four languages and spent years studying for the US Medical License Exam. She was approved for an internship at a medical school in my city, UNMC, one of the best in the country (I took a day off work to deliver her CV and was CC'd in on the email correspondence between them). She worked in the emergency room in the wake of the October 2015 terrorist bombing of a peace rally in Ankara, and two car bombings the following March. I flew over there to visit in person in the wake of her graduation after two years of correspondence and got to spend a week with her and several members of her family who were able to attend (they live right on the border). She would be a credit to any nation willing to take her in. Trump's travel ban (red meat tossed to a voting base that's scared of brown people, doesn't know shit about the immigration system and can't be bothered to learn -- I know this because I'm surrounded by them) shot down her dream, and I got to tell her when it happened. All those years of hard work and preparation on her part down the drain because she was born in the southern half of a city bisected by the Syrian/Turkish border. I wouldn't piss on the man if he were burning to death right in front of me.
My Aunt and Uncle are chemical engineers and they've been waiting for over 14 years to get processed. Frankly I think they would help this country more than a lot of Americans would.
@e fred Imagine that coming from an original native American at some point in remote past. Many of the only white american wouldn't have even made it. It is always like, ppl who have weapons can rule in the u.s of a But then ppl are forgetful by nature, esp when they are well off.
I worked at a dmv this past summer. People came in to renew their licenses every day. If you were a legal, us citizen, it took like 5 minutes once you got to the counter. In and out. No problems. If you were in the us temporarily on a visa or employee auth card, you had to bring in SO MANY DOCUMENTS before we'd be allowed to issue a renewal. If any one of those documents had an issue, we had to turn them away. If our systems came back with an error message we had to alert the higher ups and they had to wait a minimum of THREE DAYS before they could renew. It was. Terrible. My heart goes out to the people who have to deal with this utter bullshit.
For my last renewal I went 5 times to DMV, every time a new person at desk asking me for a new document. I am here for 11 years paying taxes but still feel like I am not welcomed.
That is so depressing!!! Especially because the only way America raises it's economy, education, pretty much the only way America thrives is with Immigrants!!!
Most of our ancestors who "came here legally" actually didn't go through any screening process beyond "survive a journey of several weeks across the Atlantic in an overcrowded boat," so we can get off the high horse now.
He should get Eric from Internet Comment Etiquette to read the next one, and simultaneously tweet it to Ted Cruz. It won't happen, most likely, but it would be fucking amazing.
Yeah, nothing like mocking someone's body on national TV! That's the best stuff!!! Can't wait for LastCuckTonight's episode on bullying and how it's bad... unless you're insulting "literal nazis" or whatever.
@@DanArnets1492 uhm... Mocking his body? He didn't do that. He mocked his character, his political views and his asskissing of the President, whom Cruz had a heavy feud with during the campaign. Sure, there was one line about a boxy head in there, but if that is enough for you to call the entire thing body shaming, then MAYBE you want to live in a country where free speech isn't a thing and people get locked away and whipped for saying kinda mean things.
Kudos man! You're a gem, John Oliver! No one else is covering this topic, and you brought this to limelight. I'm an H-1B holder, and a separate episode can be made on what H1B reforms could do to the growth of this country :) Sidenote: Yes, they want people who wouldn't need social security, but all legal immigrants, including me, have to pay social security and medicare tax, every single paycheck - knowing that we won't ever even qualify for it.
as graduate assistants we can get all that money back during our declaration of taxes .. which ideally gets you through the 2-3 months that are not paid in Summer.
@@OctEddie In my country (France), we call that "solidarity". Some people, often the ones in good shape, pay for services they do not need (because they're in good shape, physically and financially). We call that solidarity, because one day, when they grow old, every people needs to be helped one way or another. Solidarity : do something out of compassion, not because you find a benefit in doing so. EXCEPT... In my country... immigrants benefit from social security and medicare. Because they're taxed for social security, they have access to it. That, is called common sense, I guess.
The whole point was her family is dead. He couldn't give enough of a fuck to even know WHY she was there. Don't fucking try to defend this piece of human-shaped garbage. Trump doesn't give a damn if this entire country burns to the ground. As long as he has his money and golf, he'd kill us all himself.
"Legal: good. Illegal: bad." It's like Bobby Newport's "i'm against crime and i'm not ashamed to admit it," quote, but somehow Teddy is even less eloquent.
Finally someone talked about it. I'm a legal immigrants, came as a grad student, got a student visa, then a job an a work visa and finally a green card some years later. I was lucky to go through all these processes who are a black box and take much more time than they should to be processed. Every time I see an American talking about "get in line" it blows my mind how ignorant they are about their own immigration system. The discussion is always about legal vs illegal and it does even scratches the surface. I have many brilliant friends that had to go back to their countries after getting a job willing to sponsor a visa, but the visa was denied. Even if you have a path, there are no guarantees. Think about having a wife and kids while you work under a work visa that can literally end overnight if you are fired. You are building your life here. Honestly, looking back, I don't know how I survived the whole stress. Thanks for this video.
@brajamtho757 Dude do you have any idea how much s well-educated immigrant can contribute to the economy and how many of them are forced to move to Canada and Australia?
@brajamtho757 It's one thing to forcefully take someone from their countries as you described. It's another totally different thing that they made a decision and rejecting it. It's just stupid.
They claim they want legal immigration, but let me tell you... a close friend of mine got her visa to study in LA, graduated from school here, then she got her working visa... Enter Trump... she went to renew her working visa after living here for 7 years... guess what? she got the renovation of her working visa declined and she was sent back to Mexico. She had no criminal record, she's about to lose her job because her company can't wait for her any longer, and she spent 200 dollars on that process. Yeah, I can see you truly want legal immigration when you're making it impossible.
Under Trump, her problem was that she was from Mexico. The unspoken part of Trump's new rules of the immigration road is that we only want Rich White People... especially Hot Norwegians.
@@jimc8428 that her job wasn't that essential. Literally. That she should have no problem finding the same job somewhere else. This is not a joke. She's a practical effects make up artist. She has worked with Marvel/Disney and not even that saved her job.
@@dan_hitchman007 Hello Dan, that would be wrong if that is the case but there is no evidence that there is discrimination based on race. We have a company and because Trump got in it has made getting people from the phillipines more difficult but from what I have been told this is simply because Trump is trying to change the process and whenever you change something, expecially if it is the governement, it takes time to get things moving well again... that is what I was told and it makes sense.
When people say they want legal immigration, what they're really saying is that they want white European and Canadian immigration. Immigrants with more money and education who really don't need to come to the States and would live comfortably in their country. It's no secret that the U.S. prioritise these people to get in first, and thus having everyone else having to wait those ridiculously long "lines".
Selfish Capitalist yes, but the ‘welfare queens’ need the help more! What’s the point of living in the best country in the world if we cannot share the wealth!
Selfish Capitalist my parents are ILLEGAL and both have been paying taxes for over 20 years my dad has already paid enough to earn SS retirement and received letter from gov but unfortunately he still can not receive a green card until the imaginary LINE moves along which he has been on for over 20 years as well let’s just say we got tired of waiting on people who don’t care about us
Graduating with an MSc in Engineering this year from an American University. But since I am a European citizen, obtaining a job here is almost impossible. My American friends keep asking why I won't stay. Now I can finally explain it in an easy way: "Just watch this and you might finally understand."
This video was legit going to be a recommended assignment for my entire migration studies class. Everyone raised their hands when the professor asked if we had seen this yet.
@@BigA1921 You're right...Australia is no easier to get into. They've slashed access to a lot of visas for certain jobs; especially the mining industry. If you're a medical professional you'll probably be admitted if you're willing to work in remote outback areas. Source: actual Australian going through the whole dance to get his Bulgarian wife legally to stay in Australia.
Anthony Serra I guess the phrase is grass is always greener on the other side is true after all. Everyone faces their own particular problems. This is because we live in a broken world with broken people.
Utter nonsense. If you are a normal human being you will have no problem getting in line. If you are a lawbreaking asshole - no country should want you.
@@Maria89414 I watched the video and it showed that the system is as usually - broken. Instead of selecting people based on their skills and beliefs you are having stuff like green card lottery and emotional appeals to statue of liberty (which by the way was written when there was 5 times less immigration). Im not sure what trump has to do with it, but i would prefer if that con artist was in jail. Does not mean i like the Putin ass licker in chief we got right now.
@@4philipp USians dont seem to understand the concept that every person can becone a refugee once in their lifes. More unlikely in North america and western europe than in other parts of the world. But the chance is never zero
"We only want to go after illegal immigrants. Come the right way and you'll be fine." *Proceeds to do several things to make legal immigration significantly harder far beyond what's mentioned in the video*
@@pillington1338 Too high or too low is subjective. Facts are that the US has more legal immigrants than any other country (46.6 million of them) Germany, another major immigrant country has 12 mil by comparison. Then again, the US is much bigger. The US population is 14.3% immigrant, while Germany is 14.9%. Facts aside, the US is ridiculously generous when it comes to immigration by about any standards you can measure (apart from just 'feelings'). When the economy is booming, as it is at the moment, this seems like a non-issue. When recessions hit, US born citizens begin to lose needed jobs to many with visas, etc. (Again, speaking of legal immigration atm). So it is a fair debate to ask what is 'too high or too low' by the citizens of the US. For most, this gets conflated with illegal immigration, which is very different and deserves no mention in a debate when speaking of legal immigration.
@brajamtho757 Fine by me, if that helps them get on their feet. Looking at our economy, welfare isn't one of the pressing issues. Healthcare, huge amounts of military spending, that's where the money is going. Maybe we should be asking why people need welfare in a rich country, and we'll find that minimum wage throughout much of the country is not enough to sustain a person's needs, healthcare is too expensive and bankrupts some people, higher education is too expensive for most people, housing costs are rising much faster than wages. If our economic issues around those things were improved, more people could stand on their own two feet without government assistance.
@brajamtho757 That percentage is misleading. It's 63% for illegal immigrants and around 50% for legal ones. It's true that they use welfare at higher proportions than the native born population. But because their numeric total in the us is smaller (13-14%) the amount of welfare they're using is also smaller. Their welfare accounts for 6.5-7% of the total US population. Roughly 25% of the US is on welfare. Meaning 30% of the people on welfare are immigrants vs 70% for native born citizens. It wouldn't make sense to go after immigrants when it comes to welfare when the VAST MAJORITY of recipients are native born citizens. This also ignores the contributions immigrants make in strengthening the economy. Their presence increases the demand for housing, jobs, goods and services, reviving the economic activity of dead or struggling communities. They also work crucial jobs native citizens are less likely to engage in. And if you're going to include welfare stats you have to include the fact that immigrants are more likely to be business owners or entrepreneurs than native born citizens. In total they account for roughly 30% of entrueprenurs despite making up only 13% of the population. They make up 51% of startups worth over $billion. They earn some $65 billion annually and hire some 14 million people. The amount they contribute to the economy, the number of workers they hire, the jobs they create, and their revival of communities far exceeds the amount they're taking through welfare programs. They're also 40% less likely to commit crime than native born citizens, meaning we save expenses on paying for police activity and jails with them here. "Too many" or "too little" when it comes to immigration is subjective. And I agree the issue is far more complicated than it's being made out to be.
Unfortunately you don't have the right to tell someone that they can't come here because they need to fix their own country, especially since the US is partly responsible for why some of these countries are the way they are. That's an extremely daunting task and people may not even have access to the resources to do that there. It's easier to succeed in a place that will help you succeed than it is in a place that's working against you. That also pretends that EVERY would be leader leaves the country which isn't true. Most citizens stay in their home country. And many of these immigrants who find success here do pay if forward by donating to or initiating programs in their home countries. If they use welfare you want them kicked out. If they don't and they help our society prosper you STILL want them kicked out. But you can't have it both ways in a country literally MADE of immigrants
I had a friend who had lived in the United States since he was 12, and arrived under his parents' work visa. They moved back to the UK, and he stayed here for college. one morning, he wakes up to a knock at the door and is promptly putting chains and brought to a detention center because he wasn't taking enough credits that semester. He was reported to *India*, where he had never lived aside from being born there. Just insanity.
The school should have a responsibility to inform him of those requirements for his visa. They sponsored his visa, their legal team should have know this was a possibility and reached out to him long before this happened.
@@You-pk6jh 19 is still pretty young, and he didn't have to worry about immigration requirements previously because he'd come here with his parents when he was younger. He had been living legally in the US since he was a kid and the threat of deportation had never crossed his mind.
That's horrible!!! What happened??? Where there any family in India that could help him get home??? Did his parents find out soon after??? What happened
"They killed my mom, my six brothers..." "Where are they now?" Remember over a year ago when John said, "Trump doesn't understand a single thing," and everyone (probably including him) thought he was exaggerating? Those were good times.
You should watch the whole clip. Not calling you out at all....I assume that you haven’t by your statements. But context is key my friend. And both sides only push agendas unfortunately
Imagine how it must feel to tell the President of The United States your heartbreaking story, and know that he's obviously not listening to a goddamn word you are saying, and not be able to tell him to fuck himself.
My wife is a Business professor from India with a PhD from UW. She had an H1B visa and would have had to wait for years for her Green Card if she didn't marry me. When she got her Green Card this February her happiness was dampened severely knowing her sister and many of her friends might have to wait decades to receive theirs. I consider myself extremely informed but I had no idea how terribly unfair the immigration system was until I started dating her.
I love that John Oliver, an actual immigrant is covering this. All we hear on mainstream media about immigration is Americans who don't know anything about the immigration system.
Yeah! I mean why should we care about the oppinions of the people represented by the American citizens? Obviously they talk way too much about it. I mean its not like it's going to affect their country or anything.
@@condimentking3395 Sorry, I just get testy whenever the disingenuous liar named John Oliver puts out a propaganda piece and I see people who believe it. It's like nails on a chalk board. If the nails were made emotional manipulation.
As a legal immigrant of 27 years I can attest to the accuracy of the segment .A lot of Americans don't know much about the legal immigration system simply because they have not had to encounter it ever.So a lot of lazy assumptions float off the top of the head .
I love Malta...but the people running it are criminals watching over their fat pockets and those of their friends. And most of the Maltese populace are oblivious or outright brainwashed.
As someone from any other developed country, I find it amazing that it's so difficult to get into a country that I cannot imagine anyone would still want to go to.
I'm from a rather undeveloped country myself and I simply can't comprehend why anyone would want to move to the states. I rather not get shot by some random psychotic bystander thank you
@Ben A As a struggling, middle-class american with a wife and kids, what 'free' shit are you referring to? I'd like to get a piece of that, but I can't seem to find it anywhere, despite nearly everyone claiming it's so easy to get.
A lot of folks like our bill of rights and our many beautiful biomes/ecosystems Just like all the rest of the world, the US is a very beautiful place with its positives and negatives.
@@iSchmidty13 Oooh, so the stuff US citizens are granted automatically, but are denied for those who've been here for years, paid taxes into the system, and in some cases, held jobs for the US gov't, that STILL haven't been granted full citizenship? That seems fair..
This hits home really close as a legal immigrant. My family moved to US on my dads work visa. He had to endure terrible work conditions and low wages on the hopes of the green card sponsorship and much of said wages went to our immigration lawyer. The whole process took a decade or so and I was terrified of missing the age cut off and not being able to receive the green card because the waiting time was so long and I was approaching adulthood. I remember how thrilled and relieved I felt after finally recieving the green card. We came legally with some funds and family connections, but the process was still a fucking nightmare and an uphill battle full of uncertainties. I just cannot imagine what the "right way" would look like to someone less fortunate and less connected. The right likes touting the "right way" because thay makes them feel less like assholes; personally I think the hypocrisy makes their hateful rhetoric even more vile and ugly.
With "hatefull rhetoric", do you mean talking about legal immigration or some of the other stunts they pull? (asking because I dont consider the conservative party to be particularly hatefull. Backwards and dishonest, sure. Cant say they seem hatefull tho.)
@@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 I'll let him have my place. I migrated from the US to work in S. Korea 21 years ago. I can't imagine living in the US again where immigrant origin people have so little empathy for other immigrants.
@@tormentor6737 you need to stop idolizing the American society. What you watch on TV is idealistic bullshit. The way Americans speak, is not correct English. Everything you described of your country, is NO DIFFERENT to US. If you are poor in the U.S. life is just as shit. Enjoy what you have, the grass is not greener, IT'S ADTROTURF.
Tbf, Macau is a city, it doesn't really compare. But Bangladesh with over 3000 people/sq.mile opposed to the US with 87 would have a good case for crying.
The metropolitan area of my country's capital, Metro Manila, isn't too far behind at 54,000/sq.mile, but it's also 239 sq.miles with 12 million people. It's an area about 80% of the size of NYC with 50% more people. It also contains 4 of the top 6 most densely populated cities on the planet, with #1 being the city of Manila itself, which is twice as dense as Dhaka, Bangladesh, which is #2 on that list Trump doesn't get to tell me that his country is full.
I was also an H1-B (work visa) holder . And I completely agree with John Oliver. Only when I received my green card, I have realized how stressful I was every day when I was here in a country on a visa. Every time you change a job, you need to send a huge package of documents and hope they will approve. Every time your visa expires, you need to fly out of country to try(!) to get a new one. One of my friends had a flight to Europe and got stuck there for months because of the "background checks" and could not get back to the US. My colleagues from India and China are hopeless as they have to wait for 10+ years to have a chance of getting their greencard. I also saw people who got educated in the US and then sent back home because they could not get a visa. I think this is crazy to send good working talanted people back and then compete with them. Many good points brought in this episode, good work.
I spent a lot of time in Europe before and after the Euro. Spain mainly. I hired a lawyer to immigrate possibly and they had to prove barely any Spaniard could do my job. Im American. A Latino. But I get it. The benefits I'd receive, the economies of scale of jobs vs population. The lawyer explained it also. But to be mad at Spain for protecting its Citizens? Plain stupid.
@@ricardo950535 Spain is NOT the US. Why the hell are Americans comparing their immigration system to smaller countries? You can't call your President "the leader of the free world" and then shut your country. EVERY Influential country has to deal with immigration to it Rome did, Baghdad did, Istanbul did, Paris did, London did, now its time for Washington. This is the price to pay for being the only superpower in the world.
cuki-Face, no one is asking for the US to hire immigrants in place of US citizens. There are protections in place to prevent that from happening and I know there are employers who flout those rules. The solution is not to blame the immigrants but those employers who flout the rules. That being said, I work in a field that has a documented shortage of qualified personnel ( I have double masters and a doctorate, all from well known US universities in my field). I still won't be able to get my green card for approximately 50+ years if I apply today for one. This is not about replacing American citizens but supplementing the US workforce to keep it highly competitive. Whose jobs are these immigrants stealing when the unemployment rate is the lowest in half a century?
you would say that as you are not a citizen. the HB! program is simply to benefit companies that dont want to pay what a citizen can draw. its a good and profitable republican scam that you benefited from. i apologise for the american system for making it so inconvenient and stressful for you.
I can assure you that we Norwegians are quite happy where we are, you know, with our free health care and education, and paid maternity leave, and semi-functioning welfare. Imma stay right here thanks
@@nuclearbiologist Isn't cutting off communication with political opponents a bad thing to do? You know, since it makes you live in a little bubble filled with like-minded people and never have your own beliefs challenged? Engage with Trump supporters does not just give them a platform, but you as well. If you give people some credit, then they surely will side with the person who brings forth the better arguments, right?
My wife and I were sponsored by our daughter who had married an American and also taken citizenship. When he mentioned about nearly bursting into tears with relief, that struck a chord.
Went through this system myself. It's pretty darn insane and very accurately displayed here. Studied in America for years, worked but had to go back to my country. But hey, at least I didn't get shot...
Yeeeah I'm in the same boat: Met my wife and son on deployment to their village. Stayed good friends for the last six years. I study aerospace engineering now, and left the military, so money isn't great. Her family has no money cause 60 years ago, their town didn't exist. Her grandparents were as indigenous as pocahontas. We were approved for the fiancee visas for her and our son. They got here safe, we got married, but no one told us we needed to file the 2000 green card application in the same 90 day window we had to get married. That's too much to get on top of rent and food and gas and utilities and insurance, and taking care of my medically retired mother ... so when we found this out at the DMV and social security office, we asked what happened and they just said you're illegal immigrants now ... so even when you get in line, they kick you out if you're poor. And thanks to the new federal aid law they just passed, we can't even rely on federal aid when money gets tight cause then they won't approve her green card when we do get the money. So now I'm the only one working cause I don't want her working illegally, our son is 10, and my mom is medically retired AND what's worse is I can't even get my veteran benefits because he shut the government down for his wall and they still can't catch back up on that process ... Soooooooo basically .. FUCK TRUMP!
@@anthonyramirez1341 appreciate the love. We're not giving up though. Just cause they wanna do things wrong doesn't mean we will. That's not the real American way. I'll get my degree soon and start making real money building space craft. Then I'll go to the moon, and I'll build a BIIIIIG wall lmao it'll be a beautiful big and strong wall and you can't get in unless you know how to read. This way, Trump will never get in, no matter how much money he makes off our misery.
Ever thought of going to Europe? Aerospace engineers are kindly welcomed, at least in The Netherlands, there's a family emigration and a health system in place as well...
I can’t be the only one who teared up a bit when he mentioned how he nearly cried when he got his green card. My own personal experience aside, hearing the sincerity in his voice about how relieved he was when it happened honestly moved me.
most people would be crying tears of joy at that moment. As a Muslim, I wouldn't drink the Budweiser(unless it was non-Alcoholic) but I would be proud of that Apple Pie and American Flag.
@@thomaswikstrand8397 hahahah hahahaha ok :) - I'm Maltese and find your comment amusing in a sarcastic way. I'm happy you found Malta as your new home, and hope you keep enjoying it. A sentiment I and most Maltese have towards the foreigner is that we are welcoming (despite the lack of space). This video is the opposite of welcoming, but Trump, ey, we cannot expect better. :) All the best!
Something he didn't get around to discussing is making that transition from a green card holder to an actual citizen. Which is an incredibly difficult, long and expensive process. Not to mention that until you are a citizen there are certain rights that you do not have.
As an Indian who went through various trials and tribulations for her green card, and who still has friends who have been waiting 10 years with advanced degrees and a job here in the US, thank you for throwing some much needed light on the legal immigration issue and the ways in which Trump is jamming the works. Unfortunately the liberals and democrats have not turned their attention towards this issue either, leaving a large swathe of people in the lurch, waiting in a line that just hasn’t moved. Literally
I think they're too concerned with the supposed illegal immigration problem at our southern border. There are atrocities happening there; it's as much a distraction from the general issue as it is something we genuinely have to focus on. And they're not entirely unrelated issues. It wasn't always illegal to come to the border seeking asylum and it sure as heck wasn't always a genocidal trap.
I think a major reason for lack of support is the abuse of H1B by the Indian consultancy firms. So many of my talented Indian colleagues had to go back or move to Canada but below average IT guys, who work on sub par wages, get in by hundreds every year.
I've always wondered why these professionals don't stay in India and help grow their own economy instead of opting for Europe or the US. Mind explaining the reasons behind the obsession with migrating?
Im no John Oliver but I tried. Ted Cruz, a Texan representative Ted Cruz, needs to take a sedative Sleep young Ted sleep So we may never have to see you creep. A day ago you hated Trump Now you dream to be a Drumpf Proudly written by Eric Smith (a native Texan living in Cali).
Eric Smith: I admire your attempt, but the meter seems a little crowded. ted cruz, whose default is "pander", elected only by Dread Gerrymander. Less nouveau-boss tweed, more Seussian screed is this ultimate of human self-slander.
I spent 15 years doing the legal way....would've taken 8 but lawyer submitted the wrong file so i had to start over. Edit:I forgot to mention,i got it on my 18th birthday thanks to my mom. They legit told me "if it had taken any longer,i would've had to start over a third time on my own"
Wait, are you implying by that post that aborted fetuses are 'humans'? And that equating not letting someone into a country is comparable to murder? I'm sure you are not, but your words in that post betray you.
I can't speak for Stirling Stewart, but my interpretation would be that he was comparing fetuses to non-Citizen. Although it's possible there was an afterthough about "increasing population", I beleive it could be a good metaphor for the "yearning to be free"... fetuses could become human (or not, there are natural miscarriages) … and non-Citizen could become great Citizen (or at least working for low wages). Life is not always fair (outside forces can mess it up), but at least it gives some opportunities once in a while.
@@kempkennedy5068 not really that hard to understand. The reason why right wingers say they are against immigration is because the country is full and we can't accommodate them but that reasoning falls apart in that they want to criminalize abortion and exploded the population with a bunch babies that we have to accommodate because they can't work like a immigrant worker can.
@@kempkennedy5068 John got my meaning bang on. Right-wingers insist that the country is full and we should accept no immigration, but that mentality is not commensurate with the comorbid right-wing belief that there should be no abortions because if the country was truly in a population crisis, as they suggest, it would be even more justified to insist upon abortions than it would be to reject immigration because babies are an 18 year investment before they can give back to the economy in any meaningful sense of the term whereas a migrant can begin contributing to the economy even before they become a citizen.
@brajamtho757 : Define human… A Landmark case over here (Tremblay v. Daigle, [1989] 2 SCR 530) focused on the viability of the "to be born child"... so I'll focus on that and that alone to try to show how it's not a simple black or white issue… and it should not be limited to a Yes\No question. Medicaly speaking, before 28 weeks, if the child is born, it is in the severely premature category, but it can technicaly be viable. There are records of at least a child born 21 Week and ketpt alive, however, it is rarely the case before 22 Week. In addition, there are usualy (85% of the time according to a september 2004 study published on the American Academy of Pediatric's website) some serious side effects from the techniques, or neonatal care, used to keep them alive while they finish their developpement (such as occular muscle developpement). I won't comment on "should we impose those side effects on a person?", because that's not a question for me to answer (I've been born about 3 weeks early, or about 35 Week of gestation, so in the fully formed category). As the science progress, the threshold for viability shortens… however, it does not exclude any of the social issues underlying your comment and/or percieved position. I won't address any of the social issues underlying your comment and/or percieved position.
“I do not like that man Ted Cruz” needs to be made into a children’s book. I also know that’s not the only rhyme of that he’s made, though I forget which episode the other one is from.
I had a rich friend from china, who was here as an art student. She doesn't work or contribute in any great way. As soon as she finished school, she married a dude who doesn't even like her like that, and she had a green card within less than a year. Her parents paid for everything. She still doesn't contribute anything worthwhile either and has no plans on future education. Its frustrating.
You can buy legal immigration in New Zealand and many other nations. I'm a liberal but you sound soft-headed. Obviously we want wealthy people to move to the country and bring resources and create jobs.
@ it's a global practice. If you look at many countries immigration policies there are explicit Provisions that have you can create a few jobs and are bringing in a million dollars than you were fast-tracked. That's because it's obvious you're going to be a positive gain for the society. It's just hard-nosed reality. The number of cases compared to the total immigration load is miniscule. It may feel unfair to you, but it's no more unfair than picking the best players first when you are starting a pickup game of sports. If you want to lose, then go ahead and pick the people who you know will be the worst players first.
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@@macmcleod1188 "...it's no more unfair than picking the best players first..." There are approximately $77 trillion invested in stock markets ($34 T U.S. + $44 T ex-U.S.). Another $100 trillion in bond markets. U.S. GDP is $19.39 trillion. But yeah, one million dollars is somehow significant. Why, we'd be foolish to not give a roller like that citizenship for him and his extended family. What matters is corporate investment. Such as Toyota building a plant in Tennessee or the British Midlands. Billions at a pop. Thousands of jobs and decades of development versus yet another monosodium glutamate palace. Or, since you're determined to bring individuals, why not just go with the ethny most likely to create jobs based on previous track record. That would be Jews. If they're Jewish give 'em citizenship, no investment or educational level required. Pretty much current policy, but may as well make it official. Problem is there aren't enough Jews to go around. A Jew shortage! And no, Asians, of any sort, don't even come close. But you just keep on with your yellow fetish.
Adly Ndlovu We did that for a while, but then we decided it was wrong and instead allowed our immigrants to stay on big farms where they could find work guaranteed!
yeah the term wasn't picked at random and it wasn't trump who though of it... it was make to evoke that very same comparison you make and transfer the feelings form one to the other.
I got sponsored by my company and applied for working visa got rejected. I can still stay for another 2 yrs with my stem degree. Never really felt concerned , thought it would be fine if I just study and work and do my best. But after watching this video, I feel I need a plan to seek a career elsewhere.
@@EpsilonUnitGaming I know US citizens think immigrating to Canada's easy. It's really not... We're just more humane when dealing with asylum seekers but other than that it's a very selective and restrictive process.
Marriage and a kid won’t help you out? Seems like it would. I’d rather you stay than us kick you out and we are on the hook for the kid and mom left here.
“I’ll let the President explain, so you’ll know exactly what it isn’t.” God am I so happy this isn’t the case anymore, yet constantly worried we can get back to that point.
Thank you for giving people like us a voice. I feel like people who say "Get in line" take for granted what it's like to live without any worry about having to relocate your whole life. I just got my permanent residency card, after being in this immigration system for over 10 years. For over 10 years, I haven't slept through the night. 2 weeks ago, I had the most restful sleep I've ever had. This shit is not easy, please stop telling people to get in line, it's fucked up.
@Harry Beaver I guess we all see who is really trash here...he just said it's hard never said he isn't grateful. People love throwing around the legal immigration argument when talking about illegal immigration. But they dont talk about how hard legal immigration really is which is why people try to immigrate illegally. If you move to the US from a country like China or India you can forget about buying a house and settling down for a decade and a half or even more. And all this for people who prove that they have skills, a good education and contribute to society .... But you wouldn't know shit about it so stfu
My grandfather waited almost ten years for his green card process and that was the eighties I cannot even imagine the waiting period for today's applicants.
Have an online friend from Europe (which country I’m not sure and I’m respecting their wishes to not be identified by it) whose family might be living here, who might be moving to the US with his family; sincerely wishing them the best after remembering this piece
If that is your understanding of liberty I have to quote your so called "president": "saaaaad". A bigger one? Maybe a golden one of mr Trump? You know the word "hubris"? It is a key topic in greec play for example and it never ends well. Without immigration and refugees the USA wouldn't be the powerhouse it is now (still). But your society is in decline, and the more you try to isolate your country, the worse it will get. Examples of that had been shown here, like the Indian business guy. At least you admitted with your reply that you lost the moral highground.
@Ethan Steel _"Thanks to immigration the US is in a constant state of inner chaos and bloodshed."_ You mean due to your gun regulations? >ou know that most gun shootings had been done by american citizens, not refugees or immigrants _"Communities separate by race and origin"_ A problem adressed in this show and much older than recent immigration, thanks to good old racism _"That european countries are starting to get a taste of us thanks to them opening themselves up to mass immigration."_ 1. apples and pears, europe has complete different frame conditions, such as population density 2.) Mass immigration is not our fault, but numbers dropped massivly I don't say it is not a problem, but it is a problem that can be handled 3.) again here is the same difference to be made as in the US between legal and illegal immigration _"We aren't great because of immigration."_ So, your ancestors didn't migrate to the US? Or take Henrey Ford....an immigrant Tesla Even good old Einstein Or, well the Nazis that build your rockets ^^ At least most volunteered to go to the US, otherwise they would have ended in the USSR _"WW2 gave us an unfair economic advantage that we capitalized upon."_ No doubt that this is a major factor, but without immigration your country wouldn't even exist, and wouldn't even have been a major industrial power back BEFORE WW1 already And sure that your military ensures your global position, for now. But china, india, brazil are growing fast and the influence of the USA shrinks, especially due to a loss in "soft power", aka diplomacy.
@@commonpeace5595 Have you ever been to france? I doubt that. If you think violence and crime are everywhere due to immigrants, you also believe that all of the USA must look like Chicago or Detroit
@@commonpeace5595 Paris had problems long before the migrant crisis, which we (in big parts) have to thank the USA for. But hey, it is all the muslims fault and Paris is everywhere in France. Nope, I doubt that you ever left your country, let alone visited Paris
@G Q I'm not pro Russian by any means, but the levels of ignorance that you just spewed is on the next level. How does your point make any sense? Have you ever read a history book?
17:03 "Give me your tired, except if they are need a bed, and your poor, except if they need food." I can't even find a way to interpret this that makes sense.
That was added to the statue many years after it was given as a gift by France commemorating 100 years of freedom. You guys have a hard on for a statue whose original meaning will be destroyed by the policies you vote for.
@@bishop51807 Actually they would try to return it to the original purpose with which it was given. It was from white supremacists who wanted it to be a symbol of what the lesser races couldn't have, mocking them from the shore. America at the time decided to thumb their noses at such an elitist notion and make it into something the world could genuinely admire. I miss an America that does that sort of thing, the follow-through on those sentiments weren't perfect by a long shot but they were a better neighbour overall.
@@kyleblackburn8776 There's broken chains at the bottom feet, symbolizing the end of slavery. Rumor has it, the statue was supposed to be of a free black woman. However, for obvious reasons, they opted for the current design.
I remember in middle school we had a library aide who broke down in tears because she finally received her green card after SEVENTEEN YEARS. Our immigration system is a complete and utter joke.
It's less than that. It's a damn travesty, is what it is
I know an Army veteran who is constantly worried his wife will be deported because she still doesn't have a green card. They got married in 2003. They have kids.
@@tealmacfarlane Wish them well from me, if you can
@@tealmacfarlane God be with her, I couldn't imagine living in constant fear that any day the gestapo (ICE) will be dragging me away kicking and screaming in front of my children
Yes, being born in the US is a gift many Americans take for granted. So many people come here wanting to make America better and have a better life. Most immigrants work harder, pay taxes and follow the rules (and don’t even get tax returns because they are illegal). afraid for the SS system isn’t done by illegals lol, it’s usually done by white US born Americans.
Took my parents some 18 years. The ceremony was only the second time I'd ever seen my dad cry
Thor Correia What was the first
@@lilpicyfreh4257 his birth
Antoine Burcklé 😂
That's a nice story.
Thor Correia there is no ceremony for green card, are you talking about naturalization?
- You killed my father, prepare to die.
- Oh, yeah... so where's your father now?
Anyone: dies
Trump: wHeRe ArE tHeY nOw?
All I can say is...yikes and oof
Most underrated comment- ever.
Honestly, if you listen very carefully then you figure that the word "killed" sounds like "kept" because of her accent.
lol
this reminds me of a movie
Tried for 20 years to enter legally. Started with an H1B1 visa. After 10 years and $10,000 in legal fees, got a green card. After another 10 years of lawyers, applications, dead ends, start overs, and more dead ends just gave up and moved back to Canada. Degrees up the ying yang. Wife and I both worked in hospice helping precious veterans die.
Looks like it’s tough for u whites too
@@spidermonkey8430 it's hard for everyone.
That's crazy. I never realized it was this hard for Canadians too. We're neighbors!
Why would you want to leave Canada?
Isn’t canada like the second best rated country in the world after Switzerland or something? Stay there my guy...
Hey maltese guy here... Can you put malta back pls we're scared we are gonna get shot here
lol
As long as you're not suicidal you'll be okay
Always wondered.. do Maltesers come from there?
valid concern.
Don't ask Americans to put you back, they'll just blob you down somewhere near New Zealand, just have them give you to Canada or Mexico, they know where you were.
If you're a rich Norwegian, why would you even WANT to live in America?
@Marconius to escape 70% tax rates?
@@MrGlenp24015 Which form of tax would that be? Income tax is 38%, down from 40% a few years ago.
Considering what happened in 2011 I doubt Norwegians think they're immune to shootings.
@@phantomspaceman 1 mass shooting that u can point out 8 yrs ago...there was probably on in the U.S. 8 min ago
As a Finn, I'm wondering why I came here at all. Of course, Trump wasn't POTUS back then.
I thought John cam in to the US on a P-7 visa. The protection of endangered species (talking owls).
Nope, Mr. Oliver is a Toucan...
Have some respect for Mr. Oliver! He is obviously a Hornbill (Zazu)
hell no idiots don't go extinct....
idiotcracy is coming....
How many licks does it take...
The owl is wise.
"These countries give us their worst people".
Did he just refer to degree holders with professional licenses and years of experience who lived on low salaries while supporting their families as "the worst people"?
He also referred to young people who came from a First World country, who have no criminal records, who have ideas & ambition, who have high English skills & who just got their highschool/Bachlor's degree as "the worst people".
Trump only supports rich people immigrating. Bad for the US, tho :x
And his wife.
He's talking about all of those illegals in California ,Texas,Florida,Massachusetts,Connecticut,Arizona everywhere low-skilled workers that don't speak English out number you by a very very large margin that's what Trump talking about.
Trump2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
He talked about the lottery system
@@eboo925 Believe me, those illegal immigrants do low paid jobs to survive and improve their lives. Without them, the cost of products and services would be much higher. And I am pretty sure you are a bot created by Kremlin. Say hi to Putin and Prigozhin.
"Our country is full !" Local native american, circa 1587.
Go learn history, sheep..
@@Alexa-Raine Go learn manners, pig. Why don't you just correct him on what you think he got wrong
@@Alexa-Raine no
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@@beyourselfth Also wrong. Go learn history..
"Our country's full."
Did he really say that at a Jewish coalitian meeting after America said the same thing to Jewish people fleeing Nazis who were then subsequently killed in death camps??
What am I saying; of course he did!
Holy crap. You just made me notice that he was speaking in front of a Jewish organization. Good point!
@@DigitalDaydreams no. His grandfather died in 1918. Long before all the events that led to the Nazi party's rise to power.
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@@DigitalDaydreams, his family was from Scotland. Not too many Nazis in Scotland.
Digital Daydreams did you just try to link Trump with the Nazis
I really appreciated hearing about your own personal immigration story!
Me too! It makes me understand the process and struggle better
@@TheaHFrancis And I am sill trying to go to the us
Yes it is more impactful to hear a personal story, but when it comes to statistics or scale, personal stories don't mean anything. When someone is told that 100,000's of people are affected, but they need to be told about a singular story, to help other empathize with the struggle, it may backfire and mislead. Someone could tell you a personal story of how they got in thanks to their father and now they are bringing their children, ending the story with 'legal immigration is rather easy, I don't understand why anyone would immigrate illegally.'
But yeah his story is a bit sad, others are heartbreaking, others will give you depression in high doses.
I was a Diversity lottery winner for the year of 2017, and I was still not able to or receive a green card.
I was given a number of 41694 (basically your order in terms of how far you are down the list), for those who don't know, there are 100 thousands picked each year, but only 50 thousand (or less) that receive their visa, normally with my number i would be guaranteed an opportunity to be vetted etc, but that particular year they only bothered to continue the process with 39500 people instead of the usual 50000, and so I was denied even the opportunity to go through with he process (and that was after a year of waiting).
I'm a college graduate with high education (and currently in a good job) so it didnt really affect me, but I know other who had everything planned on going (and some even got married with the hopes of taking their SO with them) only for something as unusual as this to happen to them as well.
The Immigration office's response? "Sorry pal, better luck next year" (literally one response by phone before hanging up)
Madjid Guerouad why the fuck would you want.
As a Maltese person I can confirm that our country was shipped in a box to New York and was showed on John Oliver's show.
Did he offer you a hotel accommodation while they borrowed it?
was it a bumpy ride? did john say hi?!
It must’ve been very frightening and exciting! You guys are on TV!!
I hope the shipping travels didn't shake up your place too much
Dear John Oliver, Thank you for coming to our country.
@@challanj get bent, you butthurt boomer.
@@challanj as if you capitalizing now is gonna make him leave any sooner
@Brenton Lewis Sorry, we don't understand the congealed ramblings of the town idiot. Please do calm down and try again.
Any known country got a government system and laws. All have created and recognized laws for implementation. Break their laws then it is your own risks. You must adapt to their environment.. else hire lawyers to defend your own created problems once caught as lawbreaker. It is always a burden to anyone who are ignorant of the laws , who disregard the laws and who neglects the laws. Genius and practical? Never make a comedian or a commentator a reference.
@Brenton Lewis You are aware that there are levels between 'Build a Wall and let no one in' and 'no borders at all'?
"I have no problems with immigrants as long as they come here legally."
Immigrant: *comes here legally*
"Wait no not like that."
Immigrant: *isn't white*
"Wait no not like that."
Immigrant: applies for visa
No, that's not how you play the game!
Sadly, this is extremely accurate
It's not that we hate immigrants. We need a land for ourselves - what's wrong with wanting the country to house predominantly our people?
Builder Who’s “our” people? All the immigrants or their grandkids, which would be us ? 🤔
I now expect a Ted Cruz poem on every show thank you
Suzana Valenca agreed said every one
Ted Cruz, a Texan representative
Ted Cruz, needs to take a sedative
Sleep young Ted sleep
So we may never have to see you creep.
A day ago you hated Trump
Now you dream to be a Drumpf
Proudly written by Eric Smith (a native Texan living in Cali).
Roses are Red
Michael Jackson sang Thriller
Ted cruz is the zodiac killer
Fear the Ted! There was an article during the election in 2016 where a reporter was doing routine background on Ted and called his respective universities (Yale and Princeton I think). The reporter didn't even ask for anything but basic info and people OFFERED just how everyone HATED Ted. Thaaat's a bit telling.
I hope so!
My mom came to the US from the Philippines during the nursing shortage. When she finally got her citizenship...it was better than a dream come true!! Most US citizens don't understand how scary and difficult the process is.
He forgot one pathway: being rich. If you invest $1 million in an American business you also get a visa.
Not many people in that category though.
@@robobrain10000 Not many people in any category, is I think the point of this entire episode.
Of note is a distinct lack of category for people who are already here illegally, and who have been for many years.
RICH norwegians, sumerises that. Millionares form any place have free pass and if u are a big star( which John Olivar wasn't when he was trying to get here) u can also come really quick . Or just transform into a sexy eastern european , fly to US with a "vocation" visa and see if u can manage to get someone to sponsor u in the 3 months u are allowed to be there
Which is a totally valid way to get in....
I think it is $5 million now..
I work with a guy from Ecuador. I absolutely adore that man - a hard worker, fair to work for, great English, just an all around great man.
He got his wife her citizenship , his adult children ( who are educated, or working on it) and finally himself. It took close to 20 years for a guy not on any sort of assistance, working hard, and completely legal.
It’s insane.
That's a good thing. We want hard working perseverant people.
Selfish Capitalist the point is, the legal systems take decades which makes illegal more easy to consider. If legal systems were easier to use there would be fewer demand for illegal immigration.
@@TheNinthGeneration1 America takes more legal immigrants per year than any other country. No more.
Selfish Capitalist your system is a mess though, and I’m talking about getting a green card or full citizenship, that system doesn’t work efficiently enough to deal with the amount of people who want to be there which causes illegal immigration to sky rocket
@@TheNinthGeneration1 American citizenship is not a right. Only the best of the best should get it.
Maltese citizen here and cannot believe my tiny country just got mentioned by John Oliver
Elsa Cassar good seeing you!
Well, at least you've got your falcons :)
I am pretty sure it was also him who did a story (on one of the regular segments last season, or the season before, that do not make it on RUclips) about a journalist in Malta being assassinated. I cannot think of any other show that I would have been watching in the U.S. that talks in-depth about international current events, so I am 90% sure it was a story on Last Week Tonight.
Did they give your country back after the show?
Hi maltese person :D Same here I got so excited :D
I came to the US on a scholarship, and attended one of the best grad school in the world. The US has done a lot for me, and in turn I have given back my best (and awarded the public service medal by the US govt). I am profoundly grateful to this country. Yet immigrating here took me almost 20 years despite support from elite institutions and a member of Congress. The legal path to citizenship is tortuous and capricious. We can and should do better.
May I ask, which area of knowledge did you do research?
Now, if it was difficult for you, imagine how much harder it is for a person of color.
@@standowner6979 Sure thing Stan. I studied robotics and spent a decade at the space agency.
@@sqrcorp My point was that it is hard even with the help of powerful entities. I don't know how those less fortunate manage it.
Thank you for your (public) service.
I love how progressively angry these have been recently. Feels good to see people still care.
The world is going to shit, and we have John Oliver to tell us all about that.
Aww fuck you but fuck you
i always said i liked to fall in the middle, but lately ive definitely been more conservative, only because the left has gone insane with what they want. the debates are literally just about who can give away the most. the right is about shat they want to limit and keep to themselves. we absolutely need to get away from tbe strict 2 party system (i know the response is gonna be vote independent, but thats not realistic the way it is right now). i really wish the 2 sides could come together and take care of everyone the way they need/should be taken care of. i have no political science training or even follow it that much, but that would be great to see the country I love come together in ways you only see after ttagedies.
I know right? I can't wait until 2020 when all the progressives blow a gasket again.
@raserianfald no, it's as honest as it gets. Andrew yang being the distillation of all the lefts bullshit; 'i'm offering you a Free-dumb dividend!" The left offers you 'stuff" without any solutions, or any tangible policies on who they'll deliver.
Hey, I am Maltese. And I can confirm that the map of Malta is actually to scale :P
I'm glad you escaped the infographic box before it disappeared, eradicating Malta forever.
Also, I think half the population of Malta has posted in this comments section. Do you all know each other? Like, do you see someone else's post and say, "Hey, that's my neighbor Bill!"
@@roguishpaladin nah, not neighbours but we definitely have at least 30+ mutual friends and family
@@roguishpaladin Well first and foremost thank you for your good wishes regarding my escape :P
As for the population of Malta, the native population is around 410,000, which I'm sure you realise is a small number compared to that of other countries. There is only one country with a smaller population in the European Union and that is Iceland with a population of roughly 340,000. As for the size of the country, it is 316 square kilometers. Just as a comparison, that is roughly almost double the size of Brooklyn (which is 183 kilometers squared). So yes, we small. As for all of us all knowing each other, when you are maltese and you add someone on facebook, you can be sure to have at least 1 mutual friend :)
@@JustinAzzopardi I live in Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex and both of our biggest cities are over 900 squared km each. I think I would have claustrophobia there.
My grandmother's late Maltese was probably larger than your entire island.
Probably.
I enjoyed the parts where John discussed his own experiences with the immigration system
"I know what you're really thinking deep down... and FUCK YOU!"
It starts at 8:41. It's priceless.
There isn't enough toxic attacking on this comment. Allow me. No you're wrong, you don't like that and you're dumb for believing that you did.
@@thomasharris7459 Are you for real?
@@thekub32 I think it's a joke, but honestly, it's hard to tell on the internet.
GOP: "We want more *legal* immigration!"
America: "So are you guys working on streamlining the process for legal immigrants?"
GOP: "Oh hell no, we're making it harder for legal immigrants."
If anyone tries to argue that we should make it harder at really wouldn't make any sense because you're getting more of what you don't want I wonder why people don't b**** about why isn't immigration system fixed
Honestly, a GOP talking point is how illegal immigrants don’t pay taxes. But you’d think they’d like making the system easier to become a citizen,, you know, so they can pay taxes. Also, native born citizens cost a country much more than immigrants. Shaun the RUclipsr made a good example: Imagine two people: an American, and someone born in another country, who eventually immigrates to the US and gets a job in the exact same position as the first person. They pay the same taxes, live in similar circumstances, and die. Who is more beneficial and who is more of an economic drain? The immigrant didn’t get his education and childhood from American funding, they got it from their birthplace. So technically, an American born in the US is more of an economic burden than the immigrant in this instance.
I'm currently waiting for my green card. Came to the US under an "L" Visa. It means you were transferred by your company. In my case, my wife was transferred. My visa allows me to work in the US without the need of sponsorship whatsoever. However, I still need a document called EAD - Employment Authorization Document. You have to apply for an EAD and, depending on your visa type, you have a different set of documents and rules.
It took me about 4 months to get my first EAD. And another year and a half to find a job in my area of expertise - IT. Before that, I walked dogs, did Uber, worked as a photographer...
The problem is, when the USCIS grants you an EAD, it does have an expiration date. Mine was 2 years from the issuance date. I applied for a new EAD in september 2019. By December, I had to quit my job, because the new EAD weren't issued before the expiration date of my previous EAD. Sooo.... I lost, because I had to quit my job; the government lost, because they weren't collecting my taxes anymore; The company I was working for lost, because they had to go through the hiring process from scratch once again, train a new employee once again.
I understand the US has a lot of different issues to address when it comes to immigration. I know it's a challenge to accommodate all of the people who want to live in this country... but there's no other way to put it: Current immigration laws in America are as dumb as America's current president.
It's the party of paradoxes, logical fallacy as policy and xenophobic jingoism
You know what's really ironic? Not only is their rhetoric copy pasted from every shit power monger all the way back to Rome..
The major crisis that precipitated the fall of Rome was mishandling immigration (alongside corrupt rich dicks dictating policy and pocketing money, as well as shitty emperors)
For near 1000 years they would make them Roman citizens, bring them into the fold, contribute to the empire and not be seen as outsiders
Then attilla the hun chased a shit ton of Goths into Roman lands, and they made a deal to become Romans
But Rome had a lot of xenophobes, ethnocentric dicks and alienated the Goths, demonized them, gave them zero aid to the point they had to eat dog and horse meat bought from soldiers..so it all crumbled, they got super pissed and instead of becoming massively significant allies, contributing to the empire, it all crumbled apart
These cunts don't know shit about history, and they know the cult of personality around them and the followers are just ignorant as fuck too, they don't see the patterns or historical context
@@AnIridescentWolf actually the GOP talking point about how illegal immigrants don't pay taxes is wrong. They do pay income taxes, sales taxes, property taxes, etc. In fact, 12 million illegal immigrants contribute $11 billion in tax revenue annually. This is at the same time illegal immigrants can't use single welfare programs and Medicaid. Only service they can use is emergency Healthcare service.
For five years I've known a Syrian woman living in Turkey who had begun studying for her medical degree there before the civil war began back home and who hasn't been back since. We met by chance through Facebook after I got involved with a charity set up in my hometown for people displaced by ISIS.
This woman speaks four languages and spent years studying for the US Medical License Exam. She was approved for an internship at a medical school in my city, UNMC, one of the best in the country (I took a day off work to deliver her CV and was CC'd in on the email correspondence between them). She worked in the emergency room in the wake of the October 2015 terrorist bombing of a peace rally in Ankara, and two car bombings the following March. I flew over there to visit in person in the wake of her graduation after two years of correspondence and got to spend a week with her and several members of her family who were able to attend (they live right on the border). She would be a credit to any nation willing to take her in.
Trump's travel ban (red meat tossed to a voting base that's scared of brown people, doesn't know shit about the immigration system and can't be bothered to learn -- I know this because I'm surrounded by them) shot down her dream, and I got to tell her when it happened. All those years of hard work and preparation on her part down the drain because she was born in the southern half of a city bisected by the Syrian/Turkish border.
I wouldn't piss on the man if he were burning to death right in front of me.
She should go to Scandinavia, Western Europe or Uruguay
Maybe Lebanon, South Korea or Israel
If she’s single i hope you propose to her and marry her. You sound like you understand her and her sacrifices and appreciate her gifts
@@21972012145525 This is about immigration, what the fuck are you talking about
tanishq sagar he is a sweet guy chill
s21972012145525 yes
My Aunt and Uncle are chemical engineers and they've been waiting for over 14 years to get processed. Frankly I think they would help this country more than a lot of Americans would.
Frankly I think many immigrants would heklp the USA much more than many Americans. Especially more than the ****** sitting in the oval office....
What's Dumpty the Orange Blimp's approval rating? That would be the percentage, at a very minimum.
@@mandolo100 why the fuck are you so mad
@e fred
Imagine that coming from an original native American at some point in remote past. Many of the only white american wouldn't have even made it.
It is always like, ppl who have weapons can rule in the u.s of a
But then ppl are forgetful by nature, esp when they are well off.
I mean they gave birth to Jesus, if they can't get in what hope is there?
I worked at a dmv this past summer. People came in to renew their licenses every day. If you were a legal, us citizen, it took like 5 minutes once you got to the counter. In and out. No problems. If you were in the us temporarily on a visa or employee auth card, you had to bring in SO MANY DOCUMENTS before we'd be allowed to issue a renewal. If any one of those documents had an issue, we had to turn them away. If our systems came back with an error message we had to alert the higher ups and they had to wait a minimum of THREE DAYS before they could renew. It was. Terrible. My heart goes out to the people who have to deal with this utter bullshit.
Yes, DMV is hell if you are an immigrant..
For my last renewal I went 5 times to DMV, every time a new person at desk asking me for a new document. I am here for 11 years paying taxes but still feel like I am not welcomed.
@G G lol sure , if you say so
yay me, my sister, my mom and dad.
That is so depressing!!! Especially because the only way America raises it's economy, education, pretty much the only way America thrives is with Immigrants!!!
Most of our ancestors who "came here legally" actually didn't go through any screening process beyond "survive a journey of several weeks across the Atlantic in an overcrowded boat," so we can get off the high horse now.
"I have no problem with immigrants coming here legally."
*comes here legally*
"No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!"
Just “no no we don’t do that here”
@Laura Brown please shut the fuck up
I'm loving these rhymes roasting Ted Cruz. Please make them a regular trope on your show
He should get Eric from Internet Comment Etiquette to read the next one, and simultaneously tweet it to Ted Cruz. It won't happen, most likely, but it would be fucking amazing.
Yeah, nothing like mocking someone's body on national TV! That's the best stuff!!! Can't wait for LastCuckTonight's episode on bullying and how it's bad... unless you're insulting "literal nazis" or whatever.
Yeah, they have to be a thing now.
Sounds like the poem of Jan Böhmermann towards Erdogan... hopefully this won’t led to an international diplomacy crisis ;-)
@@DanArnets1492 uhm... Mocking his body? He didn't do that. He mocked his character, his political views and his asskissing of the President, whom Cruz had a heavy feud with during the campaign. Sure, there was one line about a boxy head in there, but if that is enough for you to call the entire thing body shaming, then MAYBE you want to live in a country where free speech isn't a thing and people get locked away and whipped for saying kinda mean things.
Kudos man! You're a gem, John Oliver! No one else is covering this topic, and you brought this to limelight. I'm an H-1B holder, and a separate episode can be made on what H1B reforms could do to the growth of this country :)
Sidenote: Yes, they want people who wouldn't need social security, but all legal immigrants, including me, have to pay social security and medicare tax, every single paycheck - knowing that we won't ever even qualify for it.
His name is Sad Zazu
Even student visa holders are required to pay social security and Medicare taxes if they work on campus.
It's absolutely insane you're required to pay into a system you're not allowed to benefit from.
It's basically robbery.
as graduate assistants we can get all that money back during our declaration of taxes .. which ideally gets you through the 2-3 months that are not paid in Summer.
@@OctEddie In my country (France), we call that "solidarity". Some people, often the ones in good shape, pay for services they do not need (because they're in good shape, physically and financially). We call that solidarity, because one day, when they grow old, every people needs to be helped one way or another. Solidarity : do something out of compassion, not because you find a benefit in doing so. EXCEPT... In my country... immigrants benefit from social security and medicare. Because they're taxed for social security, they have access to it. That, is called common sense, I guess.
As a maltese citizen i can confirm that the map shown of malta is actually to scale
I knew micro people existed!
@@Onigirli They're normal sized people, they just have to carefully balance on top of Malta.
@@wta1518 yup, we also have an obesity issue, so its a really tough job to stay on top 😂
It's nice that Malta is accepting the overflow immigrants. Take Me! I love Malta
He forgot to talk about how Melania worked illegally on her tourist visa and then got an "Einstein" visa and had an anchor baby.
*married an anchor baby.
@@mattb6528 He certainly looks like he weighs about the same as one lol
He's talked about it in a previous episode
@e fred Poor thing; backing a hypocrite, tries to 'deflect'.
@Masha Mitchell yeah but he mentioned that one lol
"They kill my mom, my brother"
Trump : "Where are they now?"
We have low expectations of you but, HOLY F*CK!!!
tbf, she did not pronounce the word well. I knew what I was listening for, so I heard it
Trump is an asshole of the highest order but I hate seeing this as an example. Her accent was pretty thick, not easy to understand
The whole point was her family is dead. He couldn't give enough of a fuck to even know WHY she was there.
Don't fucking try to defend this piece of human-shaped garbage.
Trump doesn't give a damn if this entire country burns to the ground. As long as he has his money and golf, he'd kill us all himself.
Sander de Veth - that was the second time she had explained it to him. He’s just an Ass.
@@floydthebarber71 I understood it and I have English as my second language. He just didn't listen as his name was not involved.
"Legal: good. Illegal: bad."
It's like Bobby Newport's "i'm against crime and i'm not ashamed to admit it," quote, but somehow Teddy is even less eloquent.
"In one of Trumps more reflective moments..." shows Trump staring longingly at Ivanka.
PURE GENIUS.
Seokjun An ... Trump is disgusting
Sadists don't give a shit about you; extreme sadist like trumpski get off on your pain.
Give Trump a break, can’t an old man just look at his daughter and get a boner without being crucified?
time stamp please?
Democrats are also right leaning. Try harder loser.
Finally someone talked about it. I'm a legal immigrants, came as a grad student, got a student visa, then a job an a work visa and finally a green card some years later.
I was lucky to go through all these processes who are a black box and take much more time than they should to be processed.
Every time I see an American talking about "get in line" it blows my mind how ignorant they are about their own immigration system.
The discussion is always about legal vs illegal and it does even scratches the surface. I have many brilliant friends that had to go back to their countries after getting a job willing to sponsor a visa, but the visa was denied.
Even if you have a path, there are no guarantees. Think about having a wife and kids while you work under a work visa that can literally end overnight if you are fired. You are building your life here.
Honestly, looking back, I don't know how I survived the whole stress.
Thanks for this video.
You are lucky, this year it's even hard to get a freaking OPT.
@brajamtho757 Dude do you have any idea how much s well-educated immigrant can contribute to the economy and how many of them are forced to move to Canada and Australia?
@brajamtho757 It's one thing to forcefully take someone from their countries as you described. It's another totally different thing that they made a decision and rejecting it. It's just stupid.
@brajamtho757 I believe in the freedom of movement. Why shouldn't you mind your own business and stop managing others' life?
brajamtho757 are you native american? If not then why did your ancestors leave their country?
If it was terrifying for John Oliver, imagine what it must be like for someone for whom being here is life or death.
@Ben A cool story bro
@Ben A Aight, I'll kick you out of America when you scream, okay?
@Ben A Then why do you fear them coming here? YOU are unpatriotic sir Ben and your citizenship to the bully USA has been revoked. Wimp.
@Ben A What was your thesis about anyway? Why does it make us un-American to be against it?
@Ben A Then why don't you want them here. Discussion is ongoing here, so no bad logic yet.
They claim they want legal immigration, but let me tell you... a close friend of mine got her visa to study in LA, graduated from school here, then she got her working visa... Enter Trump... she went to renew her working visa after living here for 7 years... guess what? she got the renovation of her working visa declined and she was sent back to Mexico. She had no criminal record, she's about to lose her job because her company can't wait for her any longer, and she spent 200 dollars on that process. Yeah, I can see you truly want legal immigration when you're making it impossible.
Under Trump, her problem was that she was from Mexico. The unspoken part of Trump's new rules of the immigration road is that we only want Rich White People... especially Hot Norwegians.
Why was it declined? Whenever they kick something back in the immigration process they give you a reason. What was the stated reason?
@@jimc8428 that her job wasn't that essential. Literally. That she should have no problem finding the same job somewhere else. This is not a joke. She's a practical effects make up artist. She has worked with Marvel/Disney and not even that saved her job.
@brajamtho757 Misinformed silly person.
@@dan_hitchman007 Hello Dan, that would be wrong if that is the case but there is no evidence that there is discrimination based on race. We have a company and because Trump got in it has made getting people from the phillipines more difficult but from what I have been told this is simply because Trump is trying to change the process and whenever you change something, expecially if it is the governement, it takes time to get things moving well again... that is what I was told and it makes sense.
When people say they want legal immigration, what they're really saying is that they want white European and Canadian immigration.
Immigrants with more money and education who really don't need to come to the States and would live comfortably in their country.
It's no secret that the U.S. prioritise these people to get in first, and thus having everyone else having to wait those ridiculously long "lines".
They pay a lot of taxes. We want taxpayers. We don't want welfare queens.
Selfish Capitalist yes, but the ‘welfare queens’ need the help more! What’s the point of living in the best country in the world if we cannot share the wealth!
Selfish Capitalist my parents are ILLEGAL and both have been paying taxes for over 20 years my dad has already paid enough to earn SS retirement and received letter from gov but unfortunately he still can not receive a green card until the imaginary LINE moves along which he has been on for over 20 years as well let’s just say we got tired of waiting on people who don’t care about us
@@jak8714 If everyone gets to take out of the system, nobody wants to pay into the system. Other people don't want to pay for your lifestyle.
@@arturotrejo6814 Sad to know, but the law is the law. America is a country of law and order. You want to come in, you gotta come in legally.
Graduating with an MSc in Engineering this year from an American University. But since I am a European citizen, obtaining a job here is almost impossible. My American friends keep asking why I won't stay. Now I can finally explain it in an easy way: "Just watch this and you might finally understand."
America let’s more immigrants than any country in the world. Nobody is entitled to immigrate here.
you are not wrong joe kerr. So maybe remove that big ass statue of liberty?
@@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674 Except they are but xenophobes like you want to kick all the immigrants.
You should be grateful for our generosity. Instead you hate us for not letting in every person in the world and giving them a million dollars each.
@@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674 You don't need to strawman just be upfront about your racism and xenophobia.
This video was legit going to be a recommended assignment for my entire migration studies class.
Everyone raised their hands when the professor asked if we had seen this yet.
@@BigA1921 You're right...Australia is no easier to get into. They've slashed access to a lot of visas for certain jobs; especially the mining industry. If you're a medical professional you'll probably be admitted if you're willing to work in remote outback areas.
Source: actual Australian going through the whole dance to get his Bulgarian wife legally to stay in Australia.
Anthony Serra I guess the phrase is grass is always greener on the other side is true after all. Everyone faces their own particular problems. This is because we live in a broken world with broken people.
@@christiangarza8122 We live in a real world with real people.
"1 in 285" best dark humor I have seen in a minute.
Telling and immigrant to just “get in line” is like telling someone with asthma to just breathe.
Not really, you must breath but you must not be an immigrant. One is a choice
Utter nonsense. If you are a normal human being you will have no problem getting in line. If you are a lawbreaking asshole - no country should want you.
@@Maria89414 I watched the video and it showed that the system is as usually - broken. Instead of selecting people based on their skills and beliefs you are having stuff like green card lottery and emotional appeals to statue of liberty (which by the way was written when there was 5 times less immigration). Im not sure what trump has to do with it, but i would prefer if that con artist was in jail. Does not mean i like the Putin ass licker in chief we got right now.
@@j_k7769 I don't even know who Don Lemon is.
@@4philipp USians dont seem to understand the concept that every person can becone a refugee once in their lifes. More unlikely in North america and western europe than in other parts of the world. But the chance is never zero
"We only want to go after illegal immigrants. Come the right way and you'll be fine."
*Proceeds to do several things to make legal immigration significantly harder far beyond what's mentioned in the video*
brajamtho757 why?
@@pillington1338 Too high or too low is subjective. Facts are that the US has more legal immigrants than any other country (46.6 million of them) Germany, another major immigrant country has 12 mil by comparison. Then again, the US is much bigger. The US population is 14.3% immigrant, while Germany is 14.9%.
Facts aside, the US is ridiculously generous when it comes to immigration by about any standards you can measure (apart from just 'feelings').
When the economy is booming, as it is at the moment, this seems like a non-issue. When recessions hit, US born citizens begin to lose needed jobs to many with visas, etc. (Again, speaking of legal immigration atm). So it is a fair debate to ask what is 'too high or too low' by the citizens of the US.
For most, this gets conflated with illegal immigration, which is very different and deserves no mention in a debate when speaking of legal immigration.
@brajamtho757 Fine by me, if that helps them get on their feet. Looking at our economy, welfare isn't one of the pressing issues. Healthcare, huge amounts of military spending, that's where the money is going. Maybe we should be asking why people need welfare in a rich country, and we'll find that minimum wage throughout much of the country is not enough to sustain a person's needs, healthcare is too expensive and bankrupts some people, higher education is too expensive for most people, housing costs are rising much faster than wages. If our economic issues around those things were improved, more people could stand on their own two feet without government assistance.
@brajamtho757 That percentage is misleading. It's 63% for illegal immigrants and around 50% for legal ones. It's true that they use welfare at higher proportions than the native born population. But because their numeric total in the us is smaller (13-14%) the amount of welfare they're using is also smaller. Their welfare accounts for 6.5-7% of the total US population. Roughly 25% of the US is on welfare. Meaning 30% of the people on welfare are immigrants vs 70% for native born citizens. It wouldn't make sense to go after immigrants when it comes to welfare when the VAST MAJORITY of recipients are native born citizens.
This also ignores the contributions immigrants make in strengthening the economy. Their presence increases the demand for housing, jobs, goods and services, reviving the economic activity of dead or struggling communities. They also work crucial jobs native citizens are less likely to engage in.
And if you're going to include welfare stats you have to include the fact that immigrants are more likely to be business owners or entrepreneurs than native born citizens. In total they account for roughly 30% of entrueprenurs despite making up only 13% of the population. They make up 51% of startups worth over $billion. They earn some $65 billion annually and hire some 14 million people. The amount they contribute to the economy, the number of workers they hire, the jobs they create, and their revival of communities far exceeds the amount they're taking through welfare programs.
They're also 40% less likely to commit crime than native born citizens, meaning we save expenses on paying for police activity and jails with them here.
"Too many" or "too little" when it comes to immigration is subjective. And I agree the issue is far more complicated than it's being made out to be.
Unfortunately you don't have the right to tell someone that they can't come here because they need to fix their own country, especially since the US is partly responsible for why some of these countries are the way they are. That's an extremely daunting task and people may not even have access to the resources to do that there. It's easier to succeed in a place that will help you succeed than it is in a place that's working against you. That also pretends that EVERY would be leader leaves the country which isn't true. Most citizens stay in their home country.
And many of these immigrants who find success here do pay if forward by donating to or initiating programs in their home countries.
If they use welfare you want them kicked out. If they don't and they help our society prosper you STILL want them kicked out. But you can't have it both ways in a country literally MADE of immigrants
I had a friend who had lived in the United States since he was 12, and arrived under his parents' work visa. They moved back to the UK, and he stayed here for college. one morning, he wakes up to a knock at the door and is promptly putting chains and brought to a detention center because he wasn't taking enough credits that semester. He was reported to *India*, where he had never lived aside from being born there. Just insanity.
The school should have a responsibility to inform him of those requirements for his visa. They sponsored his visa, their legal team should have know this was a possibility and reached out to him long before this happened.
No its his responsibility to know the rules. It's not anyone's job to spoon feed him when he's a grown adult.
@@leif09123g this was community college. I don't think they're paying that much attention
@@You-pk6jh 19 is still pretty young, and he didn't have to worry about immigration requirements previously because he'd come here with his parents when he was younger. He had been living legally in the US since he was a kid and the threat of deportation had never crossed his mind.
That's horrible!!! What happened??? Where there any family in India that could help him get home??? Did his parents find out soon after??? What happened
"They killed my mom, my six brothers..."
"Where are they now?"
Remember over a year ago when John said, "Trump doesn't understand a single thing," and everyone (probably including him) thought he was exaggerating?
Those were good times.
You should watch the whole clip. Not calling you out at all....I assume that you haven’t by your statements. But context is key my friend. And both sides only push agendas unfortunately
Imagine how it must feel to tell the President of The United States your heartbreaking story, and know that he's obviously not listening to a goddamn word you are saying, and not be able to tell him to fuck himself.
@@jsphmyr2949 And the fk are you talking about?
Jsphmyr I genuinely want to hear what you think context will change. Like what do you make of that moment?
@@jsphmyr2949 That's right, Trump wanted to know which cemetery they were buried in so he could go pay his respects, NOT!
My wife is a Business professor from India with a PhD from UW. She had an H1B visa and would have had to wait for years for her Green Card if she didn't marry me. When she got her Green Card this February her happiness was dampened severely knowing her sister and many of her friends might have to wait decades to receive theirs. I consider myself extremely informed but I had no idea how terribly unfair the immigration system was until I started dating her.
god i love Johnny Owl's Ted Cruz poems.
I really want to believe that the Ted Cruz poems are written by Daniel O'brian.
Better believe, one day it will be a book..
I know last week when i saw that he read the book i couldn't believe it and that noone jumped out the window listening to all that time
Really believe they are J'O's favorite thing to do each week anymore, and the only reason he shows Cruz at all ;)
Someone should make a compilation of those!
John Oliver could seriously publish his own book of short slam poetry
I love that John Oliver, an actual immigrant is covering this. All we hear on mainstream media about immigration is Americans who don't know anything about the immigration system.
Yeah! I mean why should we care about the oppinions of the people represented by the American citizens? Obviously they talk way too much about it. I mean its not like it's going to affect their country or anything.
@Gus Of The Dorks All he said was it’s nice to hear an opinion from someone that went through the process. Chill out
@@condimentking3395 Sorry, I just get testy whenever the disingenuous liar named John Oliver puts out a propaganda piece and I see people who believe it. It's like nails on a chalk board. If the nails were made emotional manipulation.
I agree. It would be nice if he proposed solutions though. Anyone can do commentary complaining about the problem.
As a legal immigrant of 27 years I can attest to the accuracy of the segment .A lot of Americans don't know much about the legal immigration system simply because they have not had to encounter it ever.So a lot of lazy assumptions float off the top of the head .
I nearly burst into tears at the thought of Sir Oliver *not* making it.
Appreciate the reference to Malta, my home country.
DISCLAIMER: it really is that small.
Got married there last year to my hubby who's 1st gen American. Both his parents were from Malta :D
But I bet its still better than the US
I love Malta...but the people running it are criminals watching over their fat pockets and those of their friends. And most of the Maltese populace are oblivious or outright brainwashed.
@@ilarious5729 lol that's awesome
@@matthewcalleja265 Hey, so it's like america then... what a bad way to make connections.
As someone from any other developed country, I find it amazing that it's so difficult to get into a country that I cannot imagine anyone would still want to go to.
Ground truth states America is pretty fucking awesome. Media and TV "programming" is programming you to think otherwise
I'm from a rather undeveloped country myself and I simply can't comprehend why anyone would want to move to the states. I rather not get shot by some random psychotic bystander thank you
@Ben A As a struggling, middle-class american with a wife and kids, what 'free' shit are you referring to? I'd like to get a piece of that, but I can't seem to find it anywhere, despite nearly everyone claiming it's so easy to get.
A lot of folks like our bill of rights and our many beautiful biomes/ecosystems
Just like all the rest of the world, the US is a very beautiful place with its positives and negatives.
@@iSchmidty13 Oooh, so the stuff US citizens are granted automatically, but are denied for those who've been here for years, paid taxes into the system, and in some cases, held jobs for the US gov't, that STILL haven't been granted full citizenship? That seems fair..
This hits home really close as a legal immigrant. My family moved to US on my dads work visa. He had to endure terrible work conditions and low wages on the hopes of the green card sponsorship and much of said wages went to our immigration lawyer. The whole process took a decade or so and I was terrified of missing the age cut off and not being able to receive the green card because the waiting time was so long and I was approaching adulthood. I remember how thrilled and relieved I felt after finally recieving the green card. We came legally with some funds and family connections, but the process was still a fucking nightmare and an uphill battle full of uncertainties. I just cannot imagine what the "right way" would look like to someone less fortunate and less connected. The right likes touting the "right way" because thay makes them feel less like assholes; personally I think the hypocrisy makes their hateful rhetoric even more vile and ugly.
Quit your bitchn.
You got the card, dont like it give it back otherwise stick a egg roll in it.😂
With "hatefull rhetoric", do you mean talking about legal immigration or some of the other stunts they pull?
(asking because I dont consider the conservative party to be particularly hatefull. Backwards and dishonest, sure. Cant say they seem hatefull tho.)
They speak of an idealized "right "way, bc none will ever know what the experience is truly like. Money makes everything easy and laws very flexible.
@@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 I'll let him have my place. I migrated from the US to work in S. Korea 21 years ago. I can't imagine living in the US again where immigrant origin people have so little empathy for other immigrants.
@@tormentor6737 you need to stop idolizing the American society. What you watch on TV is idealistic bullshit. The way Americans speak, is not correct English. Everything you described of your country, is NO DIFFERENT to US. If you are poor in the U.S. life is just as shit. Enjoy what you have, the grass is not greener, IT'S ADTROTURF.
Wyoming: *EXISTS*
Trump: "OuR CoUntrY iS fULL"
Wyoming is not real
@@elgordo2162 it's an illusion
The Amazing Heidi Wyoming: Am I joke to you
@@jamesscannell7951 yes
Bitch Wyoming is a void of darkness our country is always open let's throw em' in
"OUR COUNTRY IS FULL!"
Macao: *cries in 55,270 people/sq.mile*
Pranav Ghantasala and Montana and Wyoming are nearly empty
Tbf, Macau is a city, it doesn't really compare. But Bangladesh with over 3000 people/sq.mile opposed to the US with 87 would have a good case for crying.
Full also means what the society can handle on an economical basis.
The metropolitan area of my country's capital, Metro Manila, isn't too far behind at 54,000/sq.mile, but it's also 239 sq.miles with 12 million people. It's an area about 80% of the size of NYC with 50% more people.
It also contains 4 of the top 6 most densely populated cities on the planet, with #1 being the city of Manila itself, which is twice as dense as Dhaka, Bangladesh, which is #2 on that list
Trump doesn't get to tell me that his country is full.
Cross Ocean Yeah but mainly potential issues are mentioned in the show i think.
I was also an H1-B (work visa) holder . And I completely agree with John Oliver. Only when I received my green card, I have realized how stressful I was every day when I was here in a country on a visa. Every time you change a job, you need to send a huge package of documents and hope they will approve. Every time your visa expires, you need to fly out of country to try(!) to get a new one. One of my friends had a flight to Europe and got stuck there for months because of the "background checks" and could not get back to the US.
My colleagues from India and China are hopeless as they have to wait for 10+ years to have a chance of getting their greencard.
I also saw people who got educated in the US and then sent back home because they could not get a visa. I think this is crazy to send good working talanted people back and then compete with them.
Many good points brought in this episode, good work.
I spent a lot of time in Europe before and after the Euro. Spain mainly. I hired a lawyer to immigrate possibly and they had to prove barely any Spaniard could do my job. Im American. A Latino. But I get it. The benefits I'd receive, the economies of scale of jobs vs population. The lawyer explained it also. But to be mad at Spain for protecting its Citizens? Plain stupid.
@@ricardo950535 Spain is NOT the US. Why the hell are Americans comparing their immigration system to smaller countries? You can't call your President "the leader of the free world" and then shut your country. EVERY Influential country has to deal with immigration to it Rome did, Baghdad did, Istanbul did, Paris did, London did, now its time for Washington. This is the price to pay for being the only superpower in the world.
So the same shit you have to do in a lot of countries? It's the same in Japan.
cuki-Face, no one is asking for the US to hire immigrants in place of US citizens. There are protections in place to prevent that from happening and I know there are employers who flout those rules. The solution is not to blame the immigrants but those employers who flout the rules. That being said, I work in a field that has a documented shortage of qualified personnel ( I have double masters and a doctorate, all from well known US universities in my field). I still won't be able to get my green card for approximately 50+ years if I apply today for one. This is not about replacing American citizens but supplementing the US workforce to keep it highly competitive. Whose jobs are these immigrants stealing when the unemployment rate is the lowest in half a century?
you would say that as you are not a citizen. the HB! program is simply to benefit companies that dont want to pay what a citizen can draw. its a good and profitable republican scam that you benefited from. i apologise for the american system for making it so inconvenient and stressful for you.
I will like to request a new Ted Cruz poem every week
I would like to second this request. Please and thank you! 🙂👍
Scrote! 😂😂🙋♂️
Same, i vote for this to happen
As a Texan, I whole heartedly agree.
I’ll just jump on board for this.
Trump: "its easy to come legally into the USA just use this door" *points to a door painted onto a wall*
This is underrated
I can assure you that we Norwegians are quite happy where we are, you know, with our free health care and education, and paid maternity leave, and semi-functioning welfare. Imma stay right here thanks
please do
Remember not to engage with trump supporters as it gives them a platform. they want you to argue with them.
@@nuclearbiologist Isn't cutting off communication with political opponents a bad thing to do? You know, since it makes you live in a little bubble filled with like-minded people and never have your own beliefs challenged?
Engage with Trump supporters does not just give them a platform, but you as well. If you give people some credit, then they surely will side with the person who brings forth the better arguments, right?
@@joetrunk7234 where do you live? Trunk?
@j G they still have it so im sure they dont care how so your retort is moot
“Odds of winning the lottery are the same as getting shot” 😂 So harsh but hilariously true. That’s why I love this show! 🇨🇦
Oliver is savage haha
@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Ocelot beginning a sentence with "pretty good". Hmm . .
My wife and I were sponsored by our daughter who had married an American and also taken citizenship. When he mentioned about nearly bursting into tears with relief, that struck a chord.
Charles Crandall you are a prick and deserve nothing good in life and no happiness and I hope you have fun. : )
"I'm glad that story worked out well for India".
Has that ever been said by a British person before? Lmao
who cares
@@VinyZikss I do, because I quite get it. Don't say you didn't ask.
Okay, new theory: Melania's parents coming here is one reason he's trying to curtail "chain migration." He wants to deport his in-laws.
Payton Dean wow. I’d like to watch that
I mean...what? They're citizens now. That was a big part of the joke. He made them citizens.
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@@CymonTempler nice
I think it's actually because he's racist and reactionary and just doesn't like foreigners, but I guess your theory is equally valid.
Went through this system myself. It's pretty darn insane and very accurately displayed here. Studied in America for years, worked but had to go back to my country. But hey, at least I didn't get shot...
yet, theres still hope man!
@@xxjabarri2xx Wow! 🤣😂🤣
That's good man, do something good for your country now.
Big win for you really your one of the lucky ones
KrustyKatz you see the only issue with anecdotes is that I can say I know an entire construction group of immigrants who would disagree with you.
Yeeeah I'm in the same boat:
Met my wife and son on deployment to their village. Stayed good friends for the last six years. I study aerospace engineering now, and left the military, so money isn't great. Her family has no money cause 60 years ago, their town didn't exist. Her grandparents were as indigenous as pocahontas. We were approved for the fiancee visas for her and our son. They got here safe, we got married, but no one told us we needed to file the 2000 green card application in the same 90 day window we had to get married. That's too much to get on top of rent and food and gas and utilities and insurance, and taking care of my medically retired mother ... so when we found this out at the DMV and social security office, we asked what happened and they just said you're illegal immigrants now ... so even when you get in line, they kick you out if you're poor. And thanks to the new federal aid law they just passed, we can't even rely on federal aid when money gets tight cause then they won't approve her green card when we do get the money. So now I'm the only one working cause I don't want her working illegally, our son is 10, and my mom is medically retired AND what's worse is I can't even get my veteran benefits because he shut the government down for his wall and they still can't catch back up on that process ...
Soooooooo basically .. FUCK TRUMP!
I'm stressed out just by reading that situation damn.
@@anthonyramirez1341 appreciate the love. We're not giving up though. Just cause they wanna do things wrong doesn't mean we will. That's not the real American way. I'll get my degree soon and start making real money building space craft.
Then I'll go to the moon, and I'll build a BIIIIIG wall lmao it'll be a beautiful big and strong wall and you can't get in unless you know how to read. This way, Trump will never get in, no matter how much money he makes off our misery.
Ever thought of going to Europe?
Aerospace engineers are kindly welcomed, at least in The Netherlands, there's a family emigration and a health system in place as well...
TheStrGzr9000 stay strong man
I sincerely hope all works out well for you.
I can’t be the only one who teared up a bit when he mentioned how he nearly cried when he got his green card. My own personal experience aside, hearing the sincerity in his voice about how relieved he was when it happened honestly moved me.
Honestly, that 'joke' from the rest of the Daily Show crew sounds really heartwarming, and I wish we had a video of it.
I bet it was Jon's idea, too.
And yet, Oliver is still being called a shill.
most people would be crying tears of joy at that moment. As a Muslim, I wouldn't drink the Budweiser(unless it was non-Alcoholic) but I would be proud of that Apple Pie and American Flag.
@@jhonshephard921 Not a pie fan, but I would eat it.
Ah yes. Sad Zazu’s Mildly Interesting Explain Train with John Oliver is my favorite television program.
Mine too
Haha can’t believe Malta got mentioned - I moved here 10 years ago, great country
I m from Dončič land... is čič really spelled gieg there?
So, you were in the video!
3 years here - the scale seems accurate though, I sometimes worry I'll take a slightly too long step and end up in Sicily.
@@thomaswikstrand8397 hahahah hahahaha ok :) - I'm Maltese and find your comment amusing in a sarcastic way. I'm happy you found Malta as your new home, and hope you keep enjoying it.
A sentiment I and most Maltese have towards the foreigner is that we are welcoming (despite the lack of space). This video is the opposite of welcoming, but Trump, ey, we cannot expect better. :) All the best!
When BTS went there for their reality show I saw how beautiful it was. You live in a really pretty country.
Something he didn't get around to discussing is making that transition from a green card holder to an actual citizen. Which is an incredibly difficult, long and expensive process. Not to mention that until you are a citizen there are certain rights that you do not have.
It's SOOOOO difficult that my dirt poor grandparents were able to get legal citizenship, as millions continue to do LEGALLY.
@@gevansmd1 Same my grandma just became a citizen and she doesn't earn a lot. These people have no idea what they are talking about.
I feel like the Ted Cruz rhyme is gonna be a tradition, like business daddy lol
I think eventually well be able to string the verses together into a sonnet or other type of poetry
@@dematar oh I sincerely hope so
John Oliver needs about...8 more versions of the ted cruz rhyme before he'll have enough material to publish a Dr Seuss esque book about Ted Cruz
It's better.
It's what the Zodiac Killer gets for reading green eggs and ham.
As an Indian who went through various trials and tribulations for her green card, and who still has friends who have been waiting 10 years with advanced degrees and a job here in the US, thank you for throwing some much needed light on the legal immigration issue and the ways in which Trump is jamming the works. Unfortunately the liberals and democrats have not turned their attention towards this issue either, leaving a large swathe of people in the lurch, waiting in a line that just hasn’t moved. Literally
I think they're too concerned with the supposed illegal immigration problem at our southern border. There are atrocities happening there; it's as much a distraction from the general issue as it is something we genuinely have to focus on. And they're not entirely unrelated issues. It wasn't always illegal to come to the border seeking asylum and it sure as heck wasn't always a genocidal trap.
But there is a country that might need your help and could use your advanced expertise.
I think a major reason for lack of support is the abuse of H1B by the Indian consultancy firms. So many of my talented Indian colleagues had to go back or move to Canada but below average IT guys, who work on sub par wages, get in by hundreds every year.
@@salabhsg
Unfortunately India does not value such degrees nearly as much as other nations. Think about the number of unemployed engineers...
I've always wondered why these professionals don't stay in India and help grow their own economy instead of opting for Europe or the US. Mind explaining the reasons behind the obsession with migrating?
I’ve come to like your Ted Cruz rhymes.
I think lll take one every time.
I now expect one every week.
Deliver weekly or we will freak.
I can sum this in 4 words... John good, you bad
@@newb431 , I thought Sasha's poem was fine.
Go ahead, make your own poem and have some dipshit like you tell you YOU suck.
Im no John Oliver but I tried.
Ted Cruz, a Texan representative
Ted Cruz, needs to take a sedative
Sleep young Ted sleep
So we may never have to see you creep.
A day ago you hated Trump
Now you dream to be a Drumpf
Proudly written by Eric Smith (a native Texan living in Cali).
Eric Smith: I admire your attempt, but the meter seems a little crowded.
ted cruz, whose default is "pander",
elected only by Dread Gerrymander.
Less nouveau-boss tweed,
more Seussian screed
is this ultimate of human self-slander.
I measure how new these segments are by how gray John’s hair is
I spent 15 years doing the legal way....would've taken 8 but lawyer submitted the wrong file so i had to start over.
Edit:I forgot to mention,i got it on my 18th birthday thanks to my mom. They legit told me "if it had taken any longer,i would've had to start over a third time on my own"
@IcantSeeReplies ...my nigga they need a right? The fuck are you smoking?
@IcantSeeReplies The basic ability to move from point A to Point B without committing crimes.
@IcantSeeReplies you made a bullshit statement.
I conclude you made many bullshit statements you you right wing glory hole
The real question is what makes you think he doesn't.
@IcantSeeReplies I feel like he's a troll. Name checks out.
Let's have more Dr. Suess-style Ted Cruz rhymes. They are hilarious.
i choked on my salad!
Ted cruise is scary.... Is he even real people?
@@nique32j Who knows?
We need more of these 😂
guys LWT just won an Emmy for variety in Writing, congratulations John.
*congratulations writers
Its deserved. They do amazing job just i just wish to have more episodes a month.
They won 2 Emmys I think
They won 4 Emmy awards, right?
@@xhellystarx Nominated for four, won two.
"stone cold killer... in most cases." Hysterical. And sad.
and yet there are millions of chumps who hang on his every utterance... SMH
Finally!
A new episode of "Sad Zazu's mildly interesting explain train"
Fantastic quip.
Keep in mind, he was comparing himself to Zazu long before he voiced our favorite majordomo...
cramer floro I love sad zazu. He’s the real zazu.
Kimberly Norris totally he was!
Maybe they could make LWT into another GOT spinoff...
"Our country is full, we cant accommodate more people"
"NO ABORTION!"
Wait, are you implying by that post that aborted fetuses are 'humans'? And that equating not letting someone into a country is comparable to murder? I'm sure you are not, but your words in that post betray you.
I can't speak for Stirling Stewart, but my interpretation would be that he was comparing fetuses to non-Citizen. Although it's possible there was an afterthough about "increasing population", I beleive it could be a good metaphor for the "yearning to be free"... fetuses could become human (or not, there are natural miscarriages) … and non-Citizen could become great Citizen (or at least working for low wages). Life is not always fair (outside forces can mess it up), but at least it gives some opportunities once in a while.
@@kempkennedy5068 not really that hard to understand. The reason why right wingers say they are against immigration is because the country is full and we can't accommodate them but that reasoning falls apart in that they want to criminalize abortion and exploded the population with a bunch babies that we have to accommodate because they can't work like a immigrant worker can.
@@kempkennedy5068 John got my meaning bang on. Right-wingers insist that the country is full and we should accept no immigration, but that mentality is not commensurate with the comorbid right-wing belief that there should be no abortions because if the country was truly in a population crisis, as they suggest, it would be even more justified to insist upon abortions than it would be to reject immigration because babies are an 18 year investment before they can give back to the economy in any meaningful sense of the term whereas a migrant can begin contributing to the economy even before they become a citizen.
@brajamtho757 : Define human…
A Landmark case over here (Tremblay v. Daigle, [1989] 2 SCR 530) focused on the viability of the "to be born child"... so I'll focus on that and that alone to try to show how it's not a simple black or white issue… and it should not be limited to a Yes\No question.
Medicaly speaking, before 28 weeks, if the child is born, it is in the severely premature category, but it can technicaly be viable. There are records of at least a child born 21 Week and ketpt alive, however, it is rarely the case before 22 Week. In addition, there are usualy (85% of the time according to a september 2004 study published on the American Academy of Pediatric's website) some serious side effects from the techniques, or neonatal care, used to keep them alive while they finish their developpement (such as occular muscle developpement). I won't comment on "should we impose those side effects on a person?", because that's not a question for me to answer (I've been born about 3 weeks early, or about 35 Week of gestation, so in the fully formed category).
As the science progress, the threshold for viability shortens… however, it does not exclude any of the social issues underlying your comment and/or percieved position.
I won't address any of the social issues underlying your comment and/or percieved position.
please never stop the Ted Cruz Doctor Seuss rhyme bit... it is magical
I miss Business Daddy.
it's not, and it's not going to help.
@@hermestrismegistus8157 but it is funny
“I do not like that man Ted Cruz” needs to be made into a children’s book. I also know that’s not the only rhyme of that he’s made, though I forget which episode the other one is from.
Idk a children's book about a serial killer seems like a tough sell
He did another one in the Filibuster episode I'm after a clip where Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham to filibuster a bill.
He had done 3 or 4 now I believe. They are great
@@Feasco How about a CEREAL killer?
"They killed my family."
Trump, "Where are they now?"
Some Stable Genius.
Not even as bright as a burnt out light bulb.
Trump's inner voice sounds like an AOL dial-up tone.
Jesse Harrold Omg totally pictured this with sound and all 🤣👌🏽
😂😂😂😂😂
Just proves that he wasn't listening to a word she said....sad...
The fact that you can BUY 'legal immigration' in the U.S. says everything about the nation's ruling class values.
I had a rich friend from china, who was here as an art student. She doesn't work or contribute in any great way. As soon as she finished school, she married a dude who doesn't even like her like that, and she had a green card within less than a year. Her parents paid for everything.
She still doesn't contribute anything worthwhile either and has no plans on future education. Its frustrating.
I recognize the art style in your avatar and I so very much approve.
You can buy legal immigration in New Zealand and many other nations.
I'm a liberal but you sound soft-headed. Obviously we want wealthy people to move to the country and bring resources and create jobs.
@ it's a global practice. If you look at many countries immigration policies there are explicit Provisions that have you can create a few jobs and are bringing in a million dollars than you were fast-tracked. That's because it's obvious you're going to be a positive gain for the society.
It's just hard-nosed reality. The number of cases compared to the total immigration load is miniscule.
It may feel unfair to you, but it's no more unfair than picking the best players first when you are starting a pickup game of sports. If you want to lose, then go ahead and pick the people who you know will be the worst players first.
@@macmcleod1188 "...it's no more unfair than picking the best players first..."
There are approximately $77 trillion invested in stock markets ($34 T U.S. + $44 T ex-U.S.). Another $100 trillion in bond markets.
U.S. GDP is $19.39 trillion.
But yeah, one million dollars is somehow significant. Why, we'd be foolish to not give a roller like that citizenship for him and his extended family.
What matters is corporate investment. Such as Toyota building a plant in Tennessee or the British Midlands. Billions at a pop. Thousands of jobs and decades of development versus yet another monosodium glutamate palace.
Or, since you're determined to bring individuals, why not just go with the ethny most likely to create jobs based on previous track record. That would be Jews. If they're Jewish give 'em citizenship, no investment or educational level required. Pretty much current policy, but may as well make it official.
Problem is there aren't enough Jews to go around. A Jew shortage!
And no, Asians, of any sort, don't even come close. But you just keep on with your yellow fetish.
"Chain migration" sounds like an evil practice from the 1700s involving ships - and chains.
Oh, they did something very much like that.
I see what you d8d there 8 want to laugh but its fked up..
@Mylech XI neither have you, dickmouth
Adly Ndlovu We did that for a while, but then we decided it was wrong and instead allowed our immigrants to stay on big farms where they could find work guaranteed!
yeah the term wasn't picked at random and it wasn't trump who though of it... it was make to evoke that very same comparison you make and transfer the feelings form one to the other.
Why would i leave Europe to go in a third world country?
Bot sponsor me? I wanna leave here.
Because uhhh
You have freedom to have gun in Merica
and uhh
stuff
Maybe for their schools that can teach you proper grammar.
@@chross0911 Shut the fuck up. No one cares.
@@chross0911 no thanks, i like my two first languages more.
I need more John Oliver Dr. Seuss style rhymes in my life.
Yes, we all do!!
I do not like that Mr Trump
I fear that he's a silly chump
His rambling voice
His orange skin
His followers who make such a din
I got sponsored by my company and applied for working visa got rejected. I can still stay for another 2 yrs with my stem degree. Never really felt concerned , thought it would be fine if I just study and work and do my best. But after watching this video, I feel I need a plan to seek a career elsewhere.
Why would you want to be here if you have the choice? Go to Canada if you have the opportunity. They seem to actually give a shit about people.
@@EpsilonUnitGaming I know US citizens think immigrating to Canada's easy. It's really not... We're just more humane when dealing with asylum seekers but other than that it's a very selective and restrictive process.
EpsilonUnitGaming yea... too bad economically there isn’t as much of an opportunity there.
Marriage and a kid won’t help you out? Seems like it would. I’d rather you stay than us kick you out and we are on the hook for the kid and mom left here.
@@MeaghanTamarayou still have to go through the immigration process. A matter of fact the process is just as stringent for marrying a US citizen.
John Oliver is my favorite source of news. I learn more in 20 minutes watching one video than I do anywhere else on the internet in an entire day
Alex Sibila David Pakman and Kyle Kulinski. Thank me later.
@@Overton_Windows I'll check them out
Philip Defranco
@@lindseyboggs2720 he's good too
Well thats just fucking sad... maybe read a book sometimes.
“I’ll let the President explain, so you’ll know exactly what it isn’t.”
God am I so happy this isn’t the case anymore, yet constantly worried we can get back to that point.
12:05 _"I'll let the President explain, so you'll know exactly what it isn't."_
😂
Thank you for giving people like us a voice. I feel like people who say "Get in line" take for granted what it's like to live without any worry about having to relocate your whole life. I just got my permanent residency card, after being in this immigration system for over 10 years. For over 10 years, I haven't slept through the night. 2 weeks ago, I had the most restful sleep I've ever had. This shit is not easy, please stop telling people to get in line, it's fucked up.
@Harry Beaver lmao wrong comment section, kindly fuck off
@Harry Beaver I guess we all see who is really trash here...he just said it's hard never said he isn't grateful. People love throwing around the legal immigration argument when talking about illegal immigration. But they dont talk about how hard legal immigration really is which is why people try to immigrate illegally. If you move to the US from a country like China or India you can forget about buying a house and settling down for a decade and a half or even more. And all this for people who prove that they have skills, a good education and contribute to society .... But you wouldn't know shit about it so stfu
Thanks for giving the majority of people a history lesson and process of legal immigration
My grandfather waited almost ten years for his green card process and that was the eighties I cannot even imagine the waiting period for today's applicants.
60 years for Indian people
What do you mean "cannot imagine", it said 60 years for indian citizens in the video.
got mine in 2017 applied 2003
We are from South America so it varies on the country, I know people from Guyana who got their visas in 4 years.
Have an online friend from Europe (which country I’m not sure and I’m respecting their wishes to not be identified by it) whose family might be living here, who might be moving to the US with his family; sincerely wishing them the best after remembering this piece
_"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"_
Maybe france has to demand back the statue of liberty!
If that is your understanding of liberty I have to quote your so called "president": "saaaaad".
A bigger one? Maybe a golden one of mr Trump? You know the word "hubris"?
It is a key topic in greec play for example and it never ends well.
Without immigration and refugees the USA wouldn't be the powerhouse it is now (still). But your society is in decline, and the more you try to isolate your country, the worse it will get.
Examples of that had been shown here, like the Indian business guy.
At least you admitted with your reply that you lost the moral highground.
Look at the catastrophe that immigration created in France...
@Ethan Steel
_"Thanks to immigration the US is in a constant state of inner chaos and bloodshed."_
You mean due to your gun regulations? >ou know that most gun shootings had been done by american citizens, not refugees or immigrants
_"Communities separate by race and origin"_
A problem adressed in this show and much older than recent immigration, thanks to good old racism
_"That european countries are starting to get a taste of us thanks to them opening themselves up to mass immigration."_
1. apples and pears, europe has complete different frame conditions, such as population density
2.) Mass immigration is not our fault, but numbers dropped massivly
I don't say it is not a problem, but it is a problem that can be handled
3.) again here is the same difference to be made as in the US between legal and illegal immigration
_"We aren't great because of immigration."_
So, your ancestors didn't migrate to the US?
Or take Henrey Ford....an immigrant
Tesla
Even good old Einstein
Or, well the Nazis that build your rockets ^^
At least most volunteered to go to the US, otherwise they would have ended in the USSR
_"WW2 gave us an unfair economic advantage that we capitalized upon."_
No doubt that this is a major factor, but without immigration your country wouldn't even exist, and wouldn't even have been a major industrial power back BEFORE WW1 already
And sure that your military ensures your global position, for now.
But china, india, brazil are growing fast and the influence of the USA shrinks, especially due to a loss in "soft power", aka diplomacy.
@@commonpeace5595
Have you ever been to france?
I doubt that.
If you think violence and crime are everywhere due to immigrants, you also believe that all of the USA must look like Chicago or Detroit
@@commonpeace5595
Paris had problems long before the migrant crisis, which we (in big parts) have to thank the USA for.
But hey, it is all the muslims fault and Paris is everywhere in France.
Nope, I doubt that you ever left your country, let alone visited Paris
I gave up after five years, came back to Mexico, surprisingly, it’s relieving
Good for you. Living with your own people in your own country instead of leeching US society which clearly doesn't want you.
Юлиан Георгиев see the aforementioned poem by Ms. Lazarus
@@yuliangeorgiev
>Russian name
>weirdly fascist rhetoric
Huh. Weird.
/s
I'm actually moving to China to be with my girlfriend because she is having a hard time getting a visa.
@G Q I'm not pro Russian by any means, but the levels of ignorance that you just spewed is on the next level. How does your point make any sense? Have you ever read a history book?
17:03
"Give me your tired, except if they are need a bed, and your poor, except if they need food."
I can't even find a way to interpret this that makes sense.
They would deport that statue as soon as they remember its French.
That was added to the statue many years after it was given as a gift by France commemorating 100 years of freedom. You guys have a hard on for a statue whose original meaning will be destroyed by the policies you vote for.
That was not the quote..
@@bishop51807 Actually they would try to return it to the original purpose with which it was given. It was from white supremacists who wanted it to be a symbol of what the lesser races couldn't have, mocking them from the shore. America at the time decided to thumb their noses at such an elitist notion and make it into something the world could genuinely admire.
I miss an America that does that sort of thing, the follow-through on those sentiments weren't perfect by a long shot but they were a better neighbour overall.
@@kyleblackburn8776 There's broken chains at the bottom feet, symbolizing the end of slavery. Rumor has it, the statue was supposed to be of a free black woman. However, for obvious reasons, they opted for the current design.
Cuccinelli: "Give me your tired and your poor, as long as they're not tired or poor."