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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
  • Donald Trump is waging a trade war that hurts a lot of American workers. Maybe he would understand that if our heavy-handed documentaries about the global trading system were more informative.
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  • @same1839
    @same1839 5 лет назад +3909

    "I can name 10 forms of trade" is something Michael Scott would say.

    • @geckoladyemma
      @geckoladyemma 4 года назад +221

      He does sound frighteningly like Michael Scott at times. Like, the joke in The Office is that Michael is so OBVIOUSLY incompetent... And now he's basically the president. So weird.

    • @error_invalid_username
      @error_invalid_username 4 года назад +57

      @@geckoladyemma It scares me that these comparisons make sense nowadays

    • @cuseyeti5243
      @cuseyeti5243 4 года назад +25

      Watch the Mike Judge movie Idiocracy.

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl 4 года назад +13

      I wish someone took him up on that

    • @piggyblitz4404
      @piggyblitz4404 4 года назад +53

      Michael Scott actually tried, cared about his workers and people, and he did always do what was best in the end.

  • @ezzwhitezombie666
    @ezzwhitezombie666 3 года назад +875

    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Huh?
    - Trade with Europe?
    - Ah ok I'll trade with Europe then

    • @adrianhutabarat1736
      @adrianhutabarat1736 3 года назад +26

      @Taine de Jong You can't trade exclusively with Germany because Germany is part of the EU and waived their rights to set their own trade policies to the EU, along with 26 other countries in the EU. As a result, if you want to trade with any of those 27 countries, you need to talk to the EU, not them, themselves.

    • @StyxTBuferd
      @StyxTBuferd 3 года назад +35

      Trump just failed a barter check 10 times in a row before giving up.

    • @Pooksty
      @Pooksty 3 года назад +21

      @@adrianhutabarat1736 huh?

    • @elliotthannam8374
      @elliotthannam8374 3 года назад +19

      @@StyxTBuferd "I have the best words" SPEECH 0

    • @chlcrk
      @chlcrk 3 года назад +16

      @@adrianhutabarat1736 When the Brexit campaign first tried to create their argument and later their plan after winning, some of them actually said we could circumvent the EU and just have direct trade relationships with the bigger nations like Germany and France. Which... No

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 3 года назад +543

    “He only backed down on the eleventh refusal” Well, Trump does do this a lot with women so...

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 3 года назад +13

      Ouch. Nice one 😆👍.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 года назад +4

      Did Cohen gave Merkel some money for that?

    • @mikes89
      @mikes89 2 года назад +1

      Literally spat out my tea laughing at that comment

    • @DopeyDetector
      @DopeyDetector Месяц назад

      No you didn't ​@@mikes89

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid Год назад +103

    "Everyone knows that Trump doesn't know a lot of things but, occasionally, it's important to remember that he also doesn't know anything."
    That is just a masterpiece of a sentence.

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 5 лет назад +3004

    By Trump's logic, I have a massive, massive trade deficit with Safeway. I buy all manner of goods from them, but they have purchased NOTHING AT ALL FROM ME FOR OVER 30 YEARS NOW!!! To fix this, I will now tax myself every time I buy something there. That'll show them who's boss!

    • @EcoMouseChannel
      @EcoMouseChannel 5 лет назад +70

      But Safeway was never in a position to buy anything from you, unless you are a food producer or distributor. You are just the end user. China, can and does buy US made goods. Just not nearly as much as we buy from them. Plus, they do also cheat and steal ideas and don't honor patent laws or intellectual property.
      Case in point, you can see right now for your very eyes: www.kickstarter.com/projects/908228738/finalstraw-the-worlds-first-collapsible-reusable-s
      The Final Straw was a concept by this American based start-up. They ran a successful campaign, and have an innovative product. A foldable metal straw. Well, no sooner than a week after their campaign closed, were copycat products for sale on Amazon, straight out of China. Copied even their marketing photos, slogans, and even the case design. And they are already shipping months ahead of the American company.
      And to top it off, there's even knock-off companies warning about other knock-offs of the same product. www.amazon.com/Stainless-Keychain-Collapsible-Reusable-Beststraw/dp/B07DJ66PB1
      Trump may not know the nuances of global trade and economics... but he is right about one thing... the sleeping giant is slowly taking over nearly every industry. And they did it not through innovation and hard work, or allowing their populous to be free and democratic, or having a thriving economy that was born out of the free market making the decisions. But through nefarious means, lying, stealing and cheating... all while ignoring the plight of their people and continuing to use it's populous as dutiful work slaves, building the empire of China.

    • @luismepu
      @luismepu 5 лет назад +107

      lol dude, you should work for John Oliver, that was perfect! Hahaha

    • @wolf-bass
      @wolf-bass 5 лет назад +24

      Brilliant!

    • @jorgepascoal8612
      @jorgepascoal8612 5 лет назад +33

      Eco Mouse, that FinalStraw story is just a great example of a poorly thought-out marketing plan. I mean, did they even have a patent? Such a simple concept was doomed to get copied! Crowdfunding the project was just idiotic, they should have kept it as secretive as possible until proper manufacturing and distribution channels were established, advertising was prepared to launch and the product was ready to go to market.

    • @PictureMaker22
      @PictureMaker22 5 лет назад +1

      ChrisC Are you a store?

  • @godlesssss
    @godlesssss 5 лет назад +3580

    I sent this video to my Trump supporting father. He hasn't talked to me since. I love you John Oliver, will you be my daddy?

  • @GrahamNickerson
    @GrahamNickerson 4 года назад +476

    For a country that celebrates the Boston Tea Party, you would think it would be a bit more savvy about the dangers of tariffs.

    • @trickrunner4842
      @trickrunner4842 Год назад +3

      learns about. not celebrates

    • @thenewcatgirl2727
      @thenewcatgirl2727 Год назад +23

      @@trickrunner4842 Nah, it is definitely a thing that is taught as being a very good thing that happened. We even have a whole political party dedicated to cosplaying the event

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Год назад

      The country does, Trump, however, is an idiot.

  • @adamlarussa5243
    @adamlarussa5243 Год назад +43

    I know it was a joke, but Angela Merkel doesn't just speak German. She's fluent in English (as well as Russian) as her mother was a trained English Language teacher.

  • @hhsbrunner
    @hhsbrunner 5 лет назад +2895

    I run a trade deficit with my grocery store. Every week I pay them money and instead of giving me money back they give me food. I should stop going to the grocery store, think of how much money I'd save.

    • @trollemall7016
      @trollemall7016 5 лет назад +213

      Fulcran they are ripping you off and if you aren't careful you are getting invaded. Over your house will then fly the flag of the Peoples' Grocery Republic of China!

    • @richardballstein5132
      @richardballstein5132 5 лет назад +55

      Yes, grow the food yourself and you will save a lot of money.

    • @Cbey2121
      @Cbey2121 5 лет назад +91

      Fulcran this is a beautiful analogy

    • @mistermorrison
      @mistermorrison 5 лет назад +17

      Richard Ballstein You are trolling, aren't you?

    • @obakillaking5643
      @obakillaking5643 5 лет назад +16

      It only works because I have a trade surpluse with my employer. With whome does the US have a trade surplus big enaugh to pay for the bills?
      Nobody, because otherwise we wouldn't have a trade deficite.

  • @hugoh7913
    @hugoh7913 5 лет назад +286

    I work for a manufacturing company whose primary material is metal.
    We have had to increase our costs due to tariffs. A vast majority of our customers are obviously not happy with the increase, so they have been buying products from a manufacturing plant in Mexico. What a brilliant idea!

    • @AndrewSmith-vh3gu
      @AndrewSmith-vh3gu 5 лет назад +15

      So long as you didn't vote for Trump, I'm sorry to hear that. All this is a damn shame.

    • @laustudie
      @laustudie 5 лет назад +5

      Just slam tarrifs on mexico manufactured good :) Problem solved.

    • @fistmcinson8253
      @fistmcinson8253 5 лет назад +15

      Geen naam no it does not, it just spreads the problem.

    • @gc99289
      @gc99289 5 лет назад +1

      Don't worry, Mexico is gonna get slapped with tariffs

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley 5 лет назад +1

      I think Trump's idea was to stimulate domestic extraction and processing of metals but he forgot to subsidize local industries to put them on competitive cost level with developing countries

  • @MidnightBreezey
    @MidnightBreezey 3 года назад +299

    "It's not just tarriffs that Trump doesn't understand, it's also our trade deficit."
    And also literally everything else.

    • @gfpbaneable
      @gfpbaneable 3 года назад +5

      He understands golf. Lots of studying in the field.

    • @whocares269
      @whocares269 3 года назад +4

      @@gfpbaneable disagree. He's studied a lot of women (and girls) too, doesn't know shiy about them 😉

    • @alexanderballa6152
      @alexanderballa6152 3 года назад +1

      @@whocares269 dont froget the art of the deal

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 3 года назад +3

      "we all know that Trump doesnt know a Lot of Things, but its good to remember once in a while that He also doesnt know anything"

    • @budmeasap
      @budmeasap Год назад +2

      ​@@gfpbaneableHe cheats at golf, btw.

  • @TaterKakez
    @TaterKakez 4 года назад +257

    “Before things get worse....”
    Wow, that didn’t age well.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 3 года назад +10

      Aged like milk on a hot summer day.

    • @nicholasthomas3040
      @nicholasthomas3040 3 года назад +2

      “Before things get worse....”
      Wow, that didn’t age well.

    • @alien2640
      @alien2640 3 года назад +1

      "'Before things get worse....'
      Wow, that didn't age well."
      Well that didn't age well.

    • @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein
      @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 2 года назад +2

      @@alien2640 well that didn't age well

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 2 года назад

      This has aged rather poorly.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 5 лет назад +485

    That Missourian steel worker is a classic example of the "I'm doing great so sucks to be you" worldview that so many Americans are enamored to.

    • @sperzieb00n
      @sperzieb00n 5 лет назад +57

      ziqi92 ikr, he'll never understand that 10 jobs were lost to save his, in order to divide and conquer the US population

    • @fightbackphonescams2682
      @fightbackphonescams2682 5 лет назад +37

      "The tax cut gave me X amount of money on my tax return!" And the annoying but classic: "The economy is better than ever!" 1: tax cut gave you temporary breadcrumbs while the 1% get the biggest permanent cuts. 2: Obama brought the economy back up from the recession, the economy was already strong before Trump inherited it. Stop fooling yourself, this is REALITY, people are hurting and your family and kids will be affected.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 лет назад +6

      ziqi92 Americans in the South, yes.

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 лет назад +33

      The good ol' "Screw you, I've got mine."

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 лет назад +3

      ziqi92
      Don't you mean all of the planet?

  • @EllieofAzeroth
    @EllieofAzeroth 5 лет назад +1892

    The story about Melania and the factory worker was gold

  • @mlamarana
    @mlamarana 3 года назад +97

    The fact that his supporters never even realize most of the things he does affect them more than anyone they hate is mind boggling🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @richardgalbavy7103
      @richardgalbavy7103 2 года назад +11

      Red hatter: *lost job due to Trump policy
      also Red hatter: "oh, that mother**** Hispanic and Chinese people, I need to burn cross on some lawn"

  • @adamgoss3638
    @adamgoss3638 4 года назад +68

    Holy crap. Was that Martin Sheen narrating Navarro's documentary??? Martin "President Bartlett, the president we all wish we had right now instead of Trump" Sheen?!

    • @amyl363
      @amyl363 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like Martin Sheen to me.

    • @Awfulwriter
      @Awfulwriter 3 года назад +3

      It is. Oh my god it is

    • @bryanekers3472
      @bryanekers3472 3 года назад +3

      In fairness, Sheen also played a _bad_ president, "Greg Stillson", in 1983's "The Dead Zone." Stillson is a sociopath who climbs politically using blackmail and, in the main character's psychic vision of the future, is elected president and starts World War III. The main character decides to assassinate Stillson to prevent this, but Stillson grabs a baby to use as a human shield and, though he survives, is politically destroyed in the process.
      Actors, man.... work is work.

    • @scottspencer6899
      @scottspencer6899 3 года назад

      Was it Martin sheen? If so that's sad as I loved his Intro for JFK and his narration for apocalypse now.

    • @cameronwulff
      @cameronwulff 3 года назад +1

      The illusive man would never say something so stupid

  • @AverageEggmonEnthusiast
    @AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 лет назад +3347

    He’s probably never even traded a Pokémon card successfully.

    • @seeamerica1
      @seeamerica1 5 лет назад +70

      I'll bet Trumps Daddy bribed Little Donny's way into the Wharton Finance school with a big donation, why else would Little Donny not want his high school records made public?

    • @BeaulieuTodd
      @BeaulieuTodd 5 лет назад +5

      Wit. And you have? Ummm...

    • @AverageEggmonEnthusiast
      @AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 лет назад +24

      Todd Beaulieu me? Yeah.

    • @antarath517
      @antarath517 5 лет назад +35

      Tbf, he probably just got his father to buy someone else's Lucario and then groped it.

    • @AverageEggmonEnthusiast
      @AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 лет назад +20

      Antarath I don’t think truer tea has ever been spilled.

  • @KasCalwein
    @KasCalwein 5 лет назад +2956

    Fun fact about Trump's rants on German cars flooding the American market: When asked about it, then-German Federal Minister for Economic Affairs, Sigmar Gabriel, just responded that Americans should "make better cars then".

    • @fsaxjack3181
      @fsaxjack3181 5 лет назад +139

      Wait, there are people actually named Sigmar? Why was I never told this!?

    • @sirgroq8258
      @sirgroq8258 5 лет назад +71

      @@fsaxjack3181 Hail Sigmar ^.^

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 лет назад +45

      @@fsaxjack3181
      Sigmar preserve us!

    • @KasCalwein
      @KasCalwein 5 лет назад +163

      You seriously suck at logic

    • @fayguled900
      @fayguled900 5 лет назад +110

      nafia morris Making better cars and making better people is not even on the same ball park. Read your sentence again and see if you even had a logical point there. What kind of a statement is "make better people"? what are you a child? Caring about who breds with who is such a loser me mentality. Get laid, son.

  • @aoifecraddock6164
    @aoifecraddock6164 3 года назад +22

    Anyone else still confused even now as to why John didn’t raise the whole “Martin Sheehan being the narrator for that insane documentary”??

  • @Greg-um7hh
    @Greg-um7hh 2 года назад +7

    That thing you're thinking of? He doesn't know that.
    One of my favorite lines.

  • @rei_cirith
    @rei_cirith 5 лет назад +3189

    Frankly, Angela Merkel's English is probably better than Trump's.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 лет назад +155

      that doesn't say much. That rambling crazy person in the subway has a better grasp on English than Trump. And... makes way more sense logic-wise...

    • @rei_cirith
      @rei_cirith 5 лет назад +141

      @@robertnett9793 I'm just referring to the fact that John Oliver said Angela Merkel had to fire her translator because he/she must be translating Trump wrong, but Angela probably didn't need a translator to know Trump's just a baffoon.

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 4 года назад +26

      @@rei_cirith is just a joke
      Remember he's a comedian not a journalist

    • @sagesheahan6732
      @sagesheahan6732 4 года назад +2

      Truth

    • @sylvernale
      @sylvernale 4 года назад +8

      What do you mean probably? This is guaranteed

  • @TouyaChikage
    @TouyaChikage 5 лет назад +413

    Trump: I’ll give you thousands of jobs with tariffs!!!
    >creates 26,000 jobs
    >loses over 432,000 jobs in the process
    The Art of the Deal, everyone.

    • @royblekman8186
      @royblekman8186 5 лет назад +6

      Toya Chikage Poor americans.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад +47

      The art of the deal is not to make a good deal, but to make the dumb suckers think they got one.

    • @Tumeq
      @Tumeq 5 лет назад +4

      Tremendous.

    • @ninedakom
      @ninedakom 5 лет назад

      Your right and hes been doing a great job at that

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 5 лет назад +25

      Toya Chikage
      It's like the person who dumps 500 bucks into a slot machine until they hit a 50 dollar win and leave thinking they won money.

  • @Mildcat743
    @Mildcat743 4 года назад +9

    My favorite and arguably most long running gag in this show is John's casual sports jokes that somehow land.

  • @carguy3910
    @carguy3910 3 года назад +16

    Martin Sheen is the narrator of Navarro's documentary.

  • @MrGearOfficial
    @MrGearOfficial 5 лет назад +4220

    "Oh, we'll do a deal with Europe then.""
    *NAILED IT*

    • @teratokomi8731
      @teratokomi8731 5 лет назад +10

      Trump then does a deal with EU after they fold from tariffs. Trump wins again and germany looks stupid.

    • @gz2223
      @gz2223 5 лет назад +48

      1000000000000000 DEGREE KNIFE VS HUMAN BRAIN * BIG EXPLOSION *

    • @nabeelmukhtar2871
      @nabeelmukhtar2871 5 лет назад +3

      MVP

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 лет назад +21

      Just ignore him.
      Let him do his Elsa and Spiderman video, he will leave eventually.

    • @TheKarolean
      @TheKarolean 5 лет назад +195

      "Well if Germany doesn't want a deal with the US then we will just make a deal with the EU. Your loss Germany." -Trump
      "Who the fuck voted for this guy?" -Merkel

  • @iammrbeat
    @iammrbeat 5 лет назад +7751

    I teach high school economics. This may be the most important episode yet. I wish I could show it to my students.

    • @CoffeeFresh_
      @CoffeeFresh_ 5 лет назад +247

      I'm glad you can't. No need to push your politics on young people.

    • @jayfaraday1176
      @jayfaraday1176 5 лет назад +1843

      I think he was talking about the informative side of it, not the political-comedy side.

    • @carlosvalencia5535
      @carlosvalencia5535 5 лет назад +526

      I was introduced to john oliver im my first year at college by my sociology teacher when we were going over a chapter on religion. I failed that class lmao but it changed my life

    • @RosySpeaks
      @RosySpeaks 5 лет назад +19

      Mr. Beat show a part of it as a do now.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 лет назад +98

      Who says you can't just show the economic parts?

  • @travis303
    @travis303 3 года назад +11

    I wonder how long it took and how hard it was for John to forget the way he was brought up and say "aluminum" the American way

    • @Dust514rocks
      @Dust514rocks 3 года назад +1

      Prolly wouldn't be that hard, if you moved to a foreign country that had the same native language as you, you would naturally incorporate their lingo and pronunciations simple by being around them all the time and listening to how they speak. Prolly would take a decent awhile to become second hand nature tho, but certainly not especially difficult for any human.

  • @meandthepotatoes4916
    @meandthepotatoes4916 2 года назад +4

    The monologue with the aluminium worker is excellent

  • @sansimeonkoizumi2355
    @sansimeonkoizumi2355 5 лет назад +1546

    The ‘aluminum worker Melania’ theory makes perfect sense

    • @UltraCasualPenguin
      @UltraCasualPenguin 5 лет назад +29

      Aluminium

    • @sansimeonkoizumi2355
      @sansimeonkoizumi2355 5 лет назад +2

      Janne Laitinen lmao you right

    • @mckennaburns7248
      @mckennaburns7248 5 лет назад +19

      Janne Laitinen they are actually spelled differently in different countries. US is aluminum, UK aluminium.

    • @UltraCasualPenguin
      @UltraCasualPenguin 5 лет назад +15

      McKenna Burns Actually... Aluminum is used only in US and Canada while aluminium is preferred spelling everywhere else. It's just consistant with names of other elements in periodic table.

    • @MathasarSalazar2
      @MathasarSalazar2 5 лет назад +5

      Somehow... We all knew it to be true...

  • @Lauramahon1987
    @Lauramahon1987 5 лет назад +394

    I can't wrap my head around the fact that there are people who actually think the Trump administration is doing right by America. It's mind-boggling. The rest of the world aren't even laughing, we're cringing and hoping you guys come out of this ok in the end.

    • @Lauramahon1987
      @Lauramahon1987 5 лет назад +36

      Carolyn Smith I honestly feel for you all right now. If's hard enough watching this happen from another country, I can't imagine having to deal with this as an American citizen.

    • @13thxenos
      @13thxenos 5 лет назад +37

      The USA meddled in so many countries affairs and destroyed many opportunities, that it would have seemed like poetic justice if it weren't for the suffering of the other half of the USA, and the rest of the world. He is ruining the Earth.

    • @shaker154
      @shaker154 5 лет назад +19

      @@Churro_Flaminguez it wasn't just that. I'm in PA, and know dozens of people who registered to vote just to vote AGAINST Hillary. Seriously if it was any other candidate they would not have voted at all. The problem is that democratic leadership somehow didn't get this. Now we have midterms and people like Rosie Odonnel tweeting support for people in key races without realizing that their support might be enough to send on the fence voters to the other side.

    • @SolarLiner
      @SolarLiner 5 лет назад +5

      Remember when he said that before he was president "we" the other countries were laughing at the US and now somehow we aren't because of him?

    • @SolarLiner
      @SolarLiner 5 лет назад +11

      Coffee Fresh do you actually get Trump though? Because it seems even his own team has a hard time following him.

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 3 года назад +6

    That documentary being narrated by The Illusive Man is at least really on brand.

  • @SDMac1
    @SDMac1 3 года назад +9

    Funniest part about this: "When Trump tweets..."
    Oh man, has me rolling laughing every time.

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 года назад

      In a sad way i miss orange man tweeting

  • @matts684
    @matts684 5 лет назад +324

    The melania switch story is brilliant

    • @budaibalint
      @budaibalint 5 лет назад +2

      khm. Brillent

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад

      Until it became Freaky Friday shit.

  • @tumsfestival8027
    @tumsfestival8027 5 лет назад +481

    How could people think trump knows what he’s doing on trade? This is the guy who said “Who knew healthcare could be so complicated!?”

    • @rayage777
      @rayage777 5 лет назад +14

      Cameron Mitchell It's because the media keeps saying that Donald Trump is a businessman. I had to remind my friend who is a business owner that Trump is a horrible business person. Let's say you build buildings and you screw over the people that frame the buildings, screw over the plumbers, screw over the electricians, how long do you think you can continue making buildings. Trump is a very good brander, but that is about it.

    • @janemothra
      @janemothra 5 лет назад +5

      A lot of people think the apprentice was real.

    • @baxterjaye3984
      @baxterjaye3984 5 лет назад

      * " s m a l l l o a n o f a m i l l i o n d o l l a r s " *

    • @MacAndy
      @MacAndy 5 лет назад +3

      Anyone that doesn't think healthcare in this country is complicated is a fucking moron.

    • @lorenyoung791
      @lorenyoung791 5 лет назад +4

      Cameron Mitchell: "Who knew healthcare could be so complicated?" It still pisses me of that *every hand in the room* didn't go up instantly!

  • @alejandrowarrez7445
    @alejandrowarrez7445 Год назад +10

    Holy shit this aged well.

  • @cctrio1769
    @cctrio1769 4 года назад +15

    This has been going on for a year now?!
    Holy shit.

  • @mvvpro8688
    @mvvpro8688 5 лет назад +507

    I have a trade deficit with my supermarket. I give them money and they only give me my groceries at prices that are very low. So unfair! I am going to put a tariff on them, that I will have to pay. That will teach them!

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 5 лет назад +37

      PREACH! That supermarket will understand that trade is really a zero sum game, and when they've gone under you can shop in pea... uhh.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад +8

      Frankly, I don't like giving money to the counter, since the worker there is a no good n--
      Yeah, that's seriously how that fucker thinks. Sorry to kill a good joke thread like this.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 5 лет назад +10

      Now imagine that the supermarket managed to find a way to increase the price of the goods you sell for a living, and you end up selling less and stop being able to afford groceries.

    • @nateshrager512
      @nateshrager512 5 лет назад

      Isn't that situation a trade surplus?

    • @werbekball8624
      @werbekball8624 5 лет назад +1

      Nate Shrager no, its a deficit like the US has.

  • @170adamb1
    @170adamb1 5 лет назад +576

    My Dad co ran a business through all my childhood. I remember him giving me a bit of a life lesson by telling me, the only good "deal" was one where both parties walked away happy. To Trump, his whole philosophy is winners and losers. Real high school shit.

    • @MijmerMopper
      @MijmerMopper 5 лет назад +32

      If for no other reason then that people will be more willing to do another trade when they benifitted last time, and that they will be more able to do buisness again when they profit

    • @elirivera3880
      @elirivera3880 5 лет назад +2

      The only good deal is one where both parties walk away a little unhappy (ancient wisdom). Easy to criticize others especially when you don't know what ur talking about, very high school. Step it up son honor thy father. Not that Trump isn't a DB, just tired of people being misinformed and trying to change my world based on that info.

    • @170adamb1
      @170adamb1 5 лет назад +32

      @@elirivera3880 2 parties walking away unhappy, would be the definition of a bad deal to me. Who's the ancient wisdom you refer to?

    • @MijmerMopper
      @MijmerMopper 5 лет назад +20

      How is it a good deal when both directly involved parties are unhappy with the outcome? That is at best a compromise, Mutual benifit is a real thing youknow.

    • @elirivera3880
      @elirivera3880 5 лет назад +2

      Operative word is Little not unhappy you are missing the point (respectfully). @@170adamb1or Americans Henry Clay. I'll give u a practical example: U buy an iPhone X, way tooooo expensive and you know it (so ur a Little unhappy) Apple is not disappointed by the sale at all but all things being equal they rather sell it at a higher price point (so they are a little unhappy). If you paid 100 dollars for the phone you would be very happy but Apple would go bankrupt, if apple charged 2,500 for their phone (they would be very happy) and they would go out of business. At the end this allows for best deal possible at the time assuring that neither party took advantage of the other and/or preventing disaster from soon following. Thanks for the conversation.

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 4 года назад +32

    Dwight Howard was actually a pretty big asset to the Lakers this past year before COVID shut down the season. He's accepted his role as an off the bench rim defender and offensive paint presence. It was working out pretty well.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад

      *was

    • @tobaliciousholland12
      @tobaliciousholland12 Год назад

      @@Tonyhouse1168 He helped them win a championship in the bubble following my comment. He was pivotal in the series against Denver, tiring out Jokic in the paint. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.

  • @donalee5472
    @donalee5472 4 года назад +13

    I love the snip at the end. It says so much. I just fear too many viewers will be lost long before they reach that point and never have it explained quite so clearly. John Oliver has a way with words.

  • @alf3654
    @alf3654 5 лет назад +308

    This may be one the best pieces that John and his writers have made.

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 5 лет назад +11

      agree specially the animation at the end

    • @johnnyb5534
      @johnnyb5534 5 лет назад +3

      Ugh, his "writers" are just comedians, one of his main writers came from college humor for example. It's disgusting that people take this show seriously. It's a comedy show masquerading as a knowledgeable current events program. They take a subject an average person is uneducated about and reaffirm their preconceived thoughts on the subject, instead of dedicating the countless hours it takes to completely understand a topic enough to come close enough to the truth. This piece sounds correct to you because you have no knowledge about China or trade, neither do his writers. They often take 15 second soundbites and take it out of context to create a narrative you already agree with. This show has done immense damage because it has given average people a sense of truth, when their show is merely a projection of truth based on the sheltered and uninformed perspective of people who tell jokes for a living.

    • @mc495150
      @mc495150 5 лет назад +5

      i work in the steel sector (in Europe) in a company that sells more than half of their products to the USA. Trust me, we are on the edge of closing taking our USA partners and their customers with us.

    • @diptarkadas5193
      @diptarkadas5193 5 лет назад +2

      @Blellow So, it's a lose-lose situation? Or as Trump might call it "so much winning"

    • @diptarkadas5193
      @diptarkadas5193 5 лет назад +2

      @Michael Mercury Meh, they did a good job. But honestly there is just so much to talk about this topic, it felt like John is running a marathon to cram down whatever they can in 20 mins.

  • @pspicer777
    @pspicer777 4 года назад +805

    Watching this a year later. Mr. Oliver was so correct.

    • @r.scottmacleod4564
      @r.scottmacleod4564 4 года назад +10

      Me too and....he always is...if John was still in Britain they could actually have a real leader! lmao

    • @mattjax1330
      @mattjax1330 4 года назад +8

      Especially bout Dwight Howard lol

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 4 года назад +8

      @@r.scottmacleod4564 he's not always right like he says Smirnoff is made with potatoes when it's a grain vodka smh (tho his main points are generally correct and he's hilarious)

    • @lughmanwatandust1020
      @lughmanwatandust1020 4 года назад +1

      How can you say that when trump basically forced China into a trade deal

    • @lughmanwatandust1020
      @lughmanwatandust1020 4 года назад

      He won the trade war

  • @jareksawarski376
    @jareksawarski376 Год назад +3

    So many years passed by - but this is still so freaking funny 😂 "in Germany who doesn't have a BMW?"

  • @evitasdad
    @evitasdad 4 года назад +21

    Every American should see and understand this.
    Especially his supporters.
    It should be compulsory.

    • @jewelvs7859
      @jewelvs7859 4 года назад +2

      I doubt they'll understand a word of it.

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 5 лет назад +562

    "I have the best people"
    A guy Jared found on Amazon.
    I honestly wouldn't even trust a set of batteries Jared found on Amazon.

    • @iangoodman2228
      @iangoodman2228 5 лет назад +12

      Jared is the definition of a privileged white boy who has had everything handed to him in life.

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 5 лет назад +1

      +Ian Goodman
      Such people are usually good at their jobs, Jared isn't.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 лет назад +4

      Alias Anybody
      You dare not trust the KUSH!!!!!!!!

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 5 лет назад +5

      Hell, I barely trust the sets of batteries **I** find on Amazon...

    • @whiskeykilmer1866
      @whiskeykilmer1866 Год назад

      Hahahahahaha, exactly.

  • @ronburgundy244
    @ronburgundy244 5 лет назад +1631

    The Melania body switch story makes WAY too much sense.

    • @spiralentree737
      @spiralentree737 5 лет назад +48

      Ron Burgundy let's be crazy righwinges and make it a conspiracy theory

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 5 лет назад +70

      The body switch theory is really just a deep state sham to hide the fact that Trump killed her a while back for swatting his hand away. They then proceeded to replace her with a futuristic robot who, seeing the foolishness of the current government, will presumably in the very near future proceed to try to take over the US, then the world.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 лет назад +11

      Ron Burgundy You would agree to that, wouldn't you, Ron?
      You handsome devil, you.

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 5 лет назад +20

      No, there's a hole in it. Why would Melania want anything to do with Donald physically? You know she's only in it for the money.

    • @bryanskscion2229
      @bryanskscion2229 5 лет назад +7

      I thought the story would go in a vastly different direction........

  • @recklezzzhyena7877
    @recklezzzhyena7877 3 года назад +5

    How are we ignoring the fact that Martin Sheen is the Narrator for Death by China

    • @kiaraprabhu7080
      @kiaraprabhu7080 3 года назад

      I was looking for this comment, wtf was that about??

  • @omalor
    @omalor 4 года назад +3

    That Aluminum worker/Melania Trump switcheroo was the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KalibreSteelblast
    @KalibreSteelblast 5 лет назад +342

    *"Everyone knows he doesn't know alot of things. But occasionally it's important to remember that he **_also_** doesn't know anything."*

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 5 лет назад +13

      12:00 The fundamental truth of this entire presidency.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/etkd57lPfPU/видео.html The fundamental solution of Führer Trump's entire presidency.
      [I'll even supply the chainsaw, but will need to make sure the chain is very dull first, for Trump the Traitor.]

  • @HolyCanoley
    @HolyCanoley 5 лет назад +870

    "Everyone knows (Trump) doesn't know a lot of things, but occasionally it is important to remember that he also doesn't know anything."

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 5 лет назад +10

      Honestly, this was probably the best part of the clip for me.

    • @Nihilianth
      @Nihilianth 5 лет назад +2

      @@danieldaw1778 This episode, alone, is worth an emmy. That line was fantastic. But the last two minutes of the clips had me giggling nonstop.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 5 лет назад +3

      Trump is (willfully) ignorant about a great many things. However, people sometimes make the mistake of assuming that everything he does is just stupidity and ignorance. It isn't. He has a plan, and it ends with him as dictator of a white supremacist America. Donald Trump has one true skill- as a con man. He's good at playing the media and the political system for personal gain. Never forget that, and never underestimate the threat he represents.

  • @insertname8506
    @insertname8506 4 года назад +10

    Ice Cream has sucrose, sucrose has hydrogen atoms in it; The sun uses Hydrogen fusion to power itself; A dog's body has a lot of water, and we all know what water is made of. What I am trying to say is the kid is right.

    • @notthatdonald1385
      @notthatdonald1385 4 года назад +1

      "big water, ocean water, from the standpoint of water"?

    • @mboren6144
      @mboren6144 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @clintonwashington8609
    @clintonwashington8609 2 года назад +3

    I really wish you guys would do a story on how terrible working for BMW ACTUALLY IS.

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 5 лет назад +491

    “Who doesn’t have a BMW?”
    My god, he really despises poor people. They don’t even register on his radar.

    • @swanky_yuropean7514
      @swanky_yuropean7514 5 лет назад +36

      He doesn't hate them, he just considers everyone who makes 100k a year as poor.

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 5 лет назад +36

      this really sounds like Marie Antoinette

    • @jadenchong9845
      @jadenchong9845 5 лет назад +15

      And some of them voted for him

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +15

      If they dont register, he doesnt hate them.
      Its...indifference, just like any politician when its not voting season.

    • @plainlake
      @plainlake 5 лет назад +27

      He loves the poorly educated!

  • @mr.skippy4898
    @mr.skippy4898 5 лет назад +1958

    So glad this show won an Emmy.

    • @warnpassion
      @warnpassion 5 лет назад +43

      Faldegast That is the most bullshit comment I have read in the entire comment section of this video.

    • @Sven-kj2uh
      @Sven-kj2uh 5 лет назад +12

      Faldegast
      How do you expect these US made products to be affordable, the resources would go up in price and tariffs by other countries would give American products no chance on the global market. It is basically a tax on your own people. Its Ironic how China shipping food to the US is a big problem while subsidized American farmers happily do the same to Central and South America. The US consumes more than it produces, thats why you have a trade deficit.

    • @Sven-kj2uh
      @Sven-kj2uh 5 лет назад +7

      My point is That even though tariffs would decrease imports in the US, it would also decrease exports from the US. The tactic that the current administration is trying would only work if other countries wouldn't retaliate. Even worse is the fact that these countries will have to fight the US only in this trade war, while the US will have to fight a lot of big economical powers. Wich means they have a way better chance of finding a different market while the US would suffer the most.
      Also the difference in tariffs is not as big as portrayed by the Trump administration. There are numerous products where the tariffs in the US are actually higher. On average the EU's tariffs are not that far from the US, and Canada's average is lower than the US so i get see why Trump calls the EU "worse than China on trade" and why he is mentioning Canada at all.
      Dont get me wrong, i think China is a problem. But this is not the way to solve it.

    • @andrewledovski3698
      @andrewledovski3698 5 лет назад +10

      I have an economics degree, and at no point during your many posts have you shown anything close to a knowledge of economics. Maybe someone who has watched some youtube videos and read a subreddit, but nothing even remotely resembling a substantiated economic discussion has been written here by you. I'm not sure how to even start assessing your point since it all just sounds like a rant by your weird uncle at Thanksgiving. Trade economics is extremely complex, and you are grossly oversimplifying cause and effect in your wild meanderings. If you want this confirmed for you, considering the breadth and complexity of what you are talking about here, I would recommend you read the complete syllabus of a 4-year economics degree, followed by a post-grad lit review of international economics, at which point I would consider you qualified and to have redeemed yourself enough to have an opinion on the matter. I award you 0 points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • @andrewledovski3698
      @andrewledovski3698 5 лет назад +5

      @ Good for you. Im just saying youre not making any sense, and ive studied economics. If youre saying on the ground experience guides you, good for you. But dont call it economics, its not. Maybe you should be the one dropping some sourcing and evidence, your the one who tried to make all the points

  • @flaviuscharlestango4098
    @flaviuscharlestango4098 3 года назад +3

    Broke my heart to hear Martin Sheen narrate that film clip...

  • @j3nn_3d
    @j3nn_3d 4 года назад +17

    I think they picked him because he is the only one around who agrees with Trump. They basically wanted a yes man.

    • @alexandertownsend3291
      @alexandertownsend3291 3 года назад

      I agree with you. That is because yes men are the fuel on the fire of Trump's idiotic "philosophy".

  • @Ganon1998LP
    @Ganon1998LP 5 лет назад +208

    Man I was hoping for the catheter cowboy in the end

    • @nathfrancois5507
      @nathfrancois5507 5 лет назад +4

      I think he was killed in a gas-leak induced explosion some episodes ago. The one about the Iran nuclear deal and right-wing stupid fearmongering about that.

    • @yaboyjay7202
      @yaboyjay7202 5 лет назад +2

      THIS! I wanted him to explain trade to trump with colored cue cards xD

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 5 лет назад +1

      God I too wanted that cowboy to come out and say something.

    • @DannyRobalino
      @DannyRobalino 5 лет назад +1

      hahahahaha me too....

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 лет назад +1

      Aw man that would’ve been great 😭

  • @c4ss4e4d
    @c4ss4e4d 5 лет назад +67

    “Fun” fact about Peter Navarro, he was my professor at UC Irvine, where he ‘teaches’ an online class based on his RUclips series of videos that is supposed to be about economics and trade with China. I had no clue about who he was or any of his books going in, I only knew it was a course that satisfied my management minor. But instead he made us memorize the amount of Chinese aircraft carries, the amount of potential mines in the water between China and Taiwan, how China might launch missiles at the US etc. There was NOTHING about trade policies at all, and yes he made us write an essay that basically had his zero sum game in mind, and discuss how American Fortune 500 companies with setups in China would be forced to move back to the US at some point. My essay basically proved him wrong, and I got a passing grade, and no comments. We also had weekly ‘blog posts’ where we would have to write about something that related to the class, which meant a lot of people got poor marks when they cited the benefits of US-China trade. That’s mostly because a lot of the students in the class were Chinese international students who were also confused by the objective of the course, and didn’t understand how completely tone deaf he seemed to be. Anything that went against him he COMPLETELY ignored and pretended wasn’t handed in. My friend even ended up failing the course despite doing more than enough work and handing in all their work on time, purely because they criticized the contents of the course. He has tenure and emeritus status, so he’s basically impossible to get rid of, and I’m assuming he’ll come prancing back on his high horse to keep on doing his propaganda course as soon as trump is out. Hopefully he loses his status, funding, or right to teach a class, but who knows...

    • @roccoh.892
      @roccoh.892 5 лет назад

      c4ss4e4d Well, you obviously missed the point of the class, that China is an authoritarian threat to the West and its liberal principles.

    • @doyleharken3477
      @doyleharken3477 5 лет назад +5

      I'd suggest students get together to organize demonstrations and press for the firing of this utter charlatan, but I fear the rightwing cavemen would cry "SJW safe space" all day long.

    • @rewer
      @rewer 5 лет назад +1

      c4ss4e4d, basically he’s a xenophobia who afraid of every foreigners especially china. Did he realize it was russia who manipulate usa election? Yes, china stole intellectual properties, but no where as evil as an politic manipulator.

    • @roccoh.892
      @roccoh.892 5 лет назад

      You won’t succeed in turning this into a partisan issue. Across the political spectrum, from Schumer and Bernie to Rubio and Trump, all recognise China as the threat it is.

    • @roccoh.892
      @roccoh.892 5 лет назад

      I can say with certainty, rewer, that I don’t hate Chinese. I am half Chinese myself, and I’m actually in Asia visiting relatives. Oh, and Australia and New Zealand? Heard of them? Yeah, more successful than Russia. China views Russia as the bumbling idiot, to distract from its own efforts.

  • @motleymike905
    @motleymike905 10 месяцев назад +1

    That aluminum worker story and the Mnuchies in the same show. I forgot how good this episode was

  • @williamwells434
    @williamwells434 2 года назад +2

    "Zero-sum game" is a dangerous word that is rarely ever true

  • @MrClickity
    @MrClickity 5 лет назад +343

    The biggest problem with Trump's approach to trade is that he's stuck in the zero sum game mentality. It's how he's approached his business dealings (and seemingly his whole life): every encounter, every deal has a winner and a loser. But that's not how trade is supposed to work. When you go to the store and buy something, do you always assume that either you're screwing the store over or it's screwing you over? No. As long as the sale was made in good faith and neither side pulled any dishonest shenanigans, you got something you needed/wanted and the store got some money. Everybody wins.

    • @ThomasFoolery8
      @ThomasFoolery8 5 лет назад

      MrClickity in that case it doesn’t matter. China should let Trump think he won and win smaller on the side. I don’t get this argument. Trump wants more. Whether you call it zero sum or not doesn’t matter. Fold and give him concessions. What’s the problem here?

    • @PictureMaker22
      @PictureMaker22 5 лет назад

      MrClickity We weren’t winning at all before Trump came into office.

    • @isaacromo869
      @isaacromo869 5 лет назад +9

      @@PictureMaker22 I was and am and will after

    • @isaacromo869
      @isaacromo869 5 лет назад +10

      @@ThomasFoolery8 that would be nice but he's doing it to everyone Canada has a trade deficit with US, the US should trade more with canada

    • @tasnimanika8123
      @tasnimanika8123 5 лет назад +27

      David Gordon and we certainly aren’t winning now. 🙄

  • @WHBJr
    @WHBJr 5 лет назад +1171

    I suggest basic literacy, math, & mental competency tests to anyone wanting to run for public office!

    • @Sarius_24
      @Sarius_24 5 лет назад +82

      WHB JR no, no, that would mean every republican and most democrat candidates would have to drop out, and someone actually qualified for the job would become president.

    • @ario1076
      @ario1076 5 лет назад +39

      That could become like poll tests, essentially a way to block people from the political process. I get where you're coming from, but in practice that would become deplorable.

    • @WHBJr
      @WHBJr 5 лет назад +34

      @@ario1076 I'm talking basic literacy! Basic math!

    • @JadedLibs
      @JadedLibs 5 лет назад +20

      No one with those basic skills would be dumb enough to want to pursue a public office.

    • @glorialiedtke8931
      @glorialiedtke8931 5 лет назад +30

      May I also suggest a mandatory cours on ethics

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 3 года назад +5

    I'm 2 years late for this but this might be the funniest episode you've ever done, John. 👏😂
    I legit started tearing up at the Melania/steel worker guy theory lmao!

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 4 года назад +5

    whoever wrote the 'Mnuchies" joke deserves a Pulitzer

  • @angirassharma709
    @angirassharma709 5 лет назад +255

    Trade guy, Liar lady, Nothing boy, Jesus Pleaser, Crime nymph, Drunk grandpa and daughter wife.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 5 лет назад +14

      angiras sharma you forgot Word Ghoul.

    • @albevanhanoy
      @albevanhanoy 5 лет назад +28

      Sounds like a team of failed supervillains in a spoof superhero movie.

    • @barkasz6066
      @barkasz6066 5 лет назад +10

      Worst cast of the Justice League ever.

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 5 лет назад +3

      If the legion of doom were losers and struggling to have identities.

  • @maciejkadlubowski8587
    @maciejkadlubowski8587 5 лет назад +239

    I took a semester course in global economics, i legitimately feel like i could manage our trade policies better than this administration

    • @dimbulb23
      @dimbulb23 5 лет назад +12

      No White House job for You!

    • @antonioferr_
      @antonioferr_ 5 лет назад +52

      Murray Turray put your resume on Amazon

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад +37

      Sorry, that is what they call overqualified. If you want a job at this White House, you better go sniff some paint thinner while hitting your head with a hammer until you forgot 90% of the facts and mixed up the rest. Otherwise forget it. They don't have use for members of "the elite" like you.

    • @redlion145
      @redlion145 5 лет назад +7

      Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like most college sophomores with an economics course under their belt could manage US trade better than Trump. It wouldn't take much to be better.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 5 лет назад +4

      you know damn well that's not how anyone gets into these positions. better work on your schmoozing skills, kid

  • @garretttedeman
    @garretttedeman 4 года назад

    Oh the finale "info video" is just too perfect! This is 21 min. & 13 sec. of genius.

  • @chipskylark5500
    @chipskylark5500 2 года назад +1

    Damn, I just got the wordplay behind "a case of the mNUchies", years after I've seen this for the first time. This is truly the peak of TV

  • @KorKhan89
    @KorKhan89 5 лет назад +329

    Should get another ad aired on Fox starring Catheter Cowboy to really get the message across

    • @lunabranwen
      @lunabranwen 5 лет назад +6

      KorKhan89 yep he's just cathin

    • @RingoYote
      @RingoYote 5 лет назад +4

      It didn't work for the Iran deal, why the fuck would it work for this? and yes they actually did buy adspace on xFinity, Spectrum and COX cable lines as well as Dish and DirectTV for the DC/Baltimore area, saw it myself air at around 9am and 11am

    • @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634
      @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634 5 лет назад +1

      I honestly thought that's what he was gonna do but this video is ok too.
      And Sam Hyena, there's tons of "safe space" people watching fox besides Trump, maybe they will finally realise what an idiot he is.

  • @chipmunktubetop5097
    @chipmunktubetop5097 5 лет назад +948

    We are in a sad state when late night shows expose more ineptitude in our government that actual news.

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 4 года назад +14

      State run media is a horrible place to go if you want the truth.

    • @zestcres
      @zestcres 4 года назад +3

      Your absolutely right

    • @contactkeithstack
      @contactkeithstack 4 года назад

      *TV news

    • @r.scottmacleod4564
      @r.scottmacleod4564 4 года назад +8

      THIS IS THE ACTUAL NEWS NOW!...Greed and profit agenda networks don't tell the truth unless it fits their agendas. It's not so much fake news as it is "steered" news which they spin doctor to fit their profit chances.

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 4 года назад +3

      This exact comment is on every single video, i bet you feel original

  • @ananda9133
    @ananda9133 4 года назад +3

    Fuck it, I'm using this for my China trade war essay. It's a lot more understandable than a lot of the other stuff I'm reading.

  • @Nynzy
    @Nynzy 2 месяца назад +1

    I am glad Howard finally got a Ring with the Lakers, fittingly here in Orlando - spoken by a Magic fan!~

  • @DC-ru5xz
    @DC-ru5xz 4 года назад +808

    As an economics student, I am terrified at what drumpf is doing

    • @aristotle736
      @aristotle736 4 года назад +15

      Don't be my young friend. Donald is a lazy guy and I dont think his minions will listen to his insanity .

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 года назад +49

      @Bilal Khalid hillary definitely knows more bout the economy than trump. she's done a lot of schooling. we'd be fine.

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 4 года назад +29

      Bilal Khalid Trump want’s to reopen your country in the middle of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC!

    • @Marahute0
      @Marahute0 4 года назад +2

      Do you respect and support the LGBT community? If so, please respect a person's right to choose their own name too.
      Hate him for whatever you want, insult him if you feel that helps, but let's keep respecting an individual's right to self determination.

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +12

      @@Marahute0 ok McFuckly

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 5 лет назад +93

    Trump: "Who doesn't have a BMW?"
    That was a rhetorical question because he knows everyone has one or two lying around as a backup car. Certainly everyone who attends a Trump rally, right?

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 5 лет назад +5

      I don't see BMWs as cars. They're just cheap deco for the garden of my mansion.

    • @step30dub
      @step30dub 5 лет назад

      Jayyy Zeee they actually might because you know that where that rally was held was very very close to the BMW factory.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад +1

      I have one. I use it when I take my ID to buy groceries.

  • @teddyterminal
    @teddyterminal 2 года назад +1

    oh my god at 19:58 when all the knives stab the book there's a spoon that flies across the screen I JUST NOTICED IT AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA

  • @dx42
    @dx42 8 месяцев назад +2

    "They switch bodies" lololol.

  • @CitanulsPumpkin
    @CitanulsPumpkin 5 лет назад +114

    You gotta imagine that around the 5th time Merkel said trade with the EU she turned to her translator and the translator said "yeah this guy just isn't getting it."

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 5 лет назад

      Merkel: Fritz, WTF!?
      Fritz: i swear its not my fault!
      But imagine they are speaking It in german

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 5 лет назад +2534

    Donald Trump is proof that, as long as you are born with enough money, you can live a long life of never knowing how money works at all, and still have all the money.

    • @mistere5857
      @mistere5857 5 лет назад +16

      If that's your world view, then I feel very sad for you.

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 5 лет назад +177

      @@mistere5857
      Why?
      It's demonstrably true.
      He knows nothing about economics, yet he was born with all the money.

    • @mistere5857
      @mistere5857 5 лет назад +22

      @@MostlyPennyCat Money and economics are related the same as brain chemistry is to psychology. Plenty of rich people don't understand economics and plenty of people who understand economics aren't rich.

    • @mistere5857
      @mistere5857 5 лет назад +6

      @Julie W. nothing you said was an argument.

    • @mistere5857
      @mistere5857 5 лет назад +9

      @Julie W. I appreciate your civility but I have no idea what you are talking about. The field of economics is generally divided into micro and macro. "Personal economics" is not a thing. Personal finance which is a branch of accounting (aka the nature of money) is loosely related to economics, but they are distinctly different fields.

  • @thepolishastronaut7940
    @thepolishastronaut7940 2 года назад +2

    I never thought I would be able to reinforce my arguments against Trump with John Oliver quotes

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 4 года назад +7

    @10:34
    Oh gods,I hope Martin Sheen was desperately broke....

    • @WizbizMcBrix
      @WizbizMcBrix 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, it was pretty disconcerting hearing his voice with that. I've been re-watching the West Wing lately and that "documentary" clip physically hurt.

  • @lordvoldemort8904
    @lordvoldemort8904 5 лет назад +1041

    That melania switch story was amazing.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 5 лет назад +144

    "Everyone knows that he doesn't know a lot of things, but occasionally, it's important to remember that he also doesn't know anything." I am going to use this in everyday conversation, moving forward.

  • @BijanIzadi
    @BijanIzadi 2 года назад +1

    “Electric scooters are basically like if Dane Cook became transportation” lmaoooo why does that sound so true

  • @brianthomas2434
    @brianthomas2434 3 года назад +2

    Just got to the aluminum worker/ Melania bit. Words fail me!

  • @Salchipapafied
    @Salchipapafied 5 лет назад +64

    That aluminum worker/Melania swap story, lmfao.

  • @hsojspillihp
    @hsojspillihp 5 лет назад +320

    I live in Spartanburg a few miles from BMW... people here are flipping out... just in case you were wondering.

  • @rossburns2905
    @rossburns2905 2 года назад

    As someone from Spartanburg, it made me so proud to be mentioned in this.

  • @zestcres
    @zestcres 4 года назад +1

    Incredible episode!!!

  • @GHZoner
    @GHZoner 5 лет назад +372

    "Who doesn't have a BMW?" Once again, the orange cricket firmly establishes how disconnected he is from the majority of the American public.

    • @jeremiegrund
      @jeremiegrund 5 лет назад +18

      I laughed out loud at "the orange cricket". Well done!

    • @whitemax8
      @whitemax8 5 лет назад +20

      To be _slighty_ fair, most of the richest people in America are completely ignorant as to what the rest of America goes through. Not *really* the richest people's fault, but still, yes... how aggravating

    • @JSuper7
      @JSuper7 5 лет назад +40

      "Who doesnt own (or at some point survived in) a honda civic or toyota (Corolla or Camry) held together by ductape because those engines don't die but the cities we live in beat the crap out of the bodies of cars."

    • @MeganKoumori
      @MeganKoumori 5 лет назад +13

      I don't even have a car.

    • @r.m8146
      @r.m8146 5 лет назад +8

      I have to disagree here, he seems to be very well connected with his insane followers.

  • @Patym14
    @Patym14 5 лет назад +876

    John Oliver's team please do one on plastics and ocean pollution! It's so important

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 5 лет назад +10

      I think they already may have, or a related issue, if memory serves.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 5 лет назад +19

      It is a huge issue, along with carbon overuse, plus chemical or fertilizer dumping into the oceans causing toxic algae mats for many acres of ocean. We need to stop those very fast.

    • @User-vz4xm
      @User-vz4xm 5 лет назад +13

      Upvote!! China is bumping tons of garbage into the ocean everyday. Can someone bring attention to this pressing issue!!

    • @sandracocox5069
      @sandracocox5069 5 лет назад +3

      YES PLS

    • @Floridapirate1
      @Floridapirate1 5 лет назад +10

      EPA role-backs on methane releases... methane is 25 time more efficient at trapping global heat then co2

  • @friederikekopke685
    @friederikekopke685 Год назад +1

    Years later and I'm still crying about the story with the aluminium worker

  • @Orwelliandissident
    @Orwelliandissident 4 года назад +3

    Sweet baby jesus, "Donald is living in the White House with an aluminum worker who feels understandably awkward about holding his hand"...my......face hurts!

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 5 лет назад +791

    "But no, Melania! Go to him!"
    At this point I lost control

    • @gallegoc6005
      @gallegoc6005 5 лет назад +20

      Melania change bodies with the worker, that is why the worker wants to hug trump while melania in the white house doesn't touch him

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 5 лет назад +3

      She has to go bathe in bleach every time she does@@gallegoc6005

    • @Xtoff
      @Xtoff 4 года назад

      Stop being 12 XD lol. I can't even. So good. ^THIS. 👏😂👏

  • @yazhini5652
    @yazhini5652 5 лет назад +230

    John complimenting Steve Mnuchin’s appearance because they look alike is the best thing ever

    • @noypho91
      @noypho91 5 лет назад +1

      Yazhini omg. I was so confused why he would said such thing 😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 лет назад

      Oh, I see what's going on, John... when the Olsen Twin makes a fake sister by flash-stepping, she's a dangerous monster misleading the world, and you will _not rest_ until her deception is exposed...
      But when *_YOU_* do _the exact same thing_ to create Steve Mnuchin, *_you're_* what we get _if Mother Theresa Fucked Jesus...!!_
      _Piece of shit rat-faced Hypocrite..._

  • @teresamendoza1194
    @teresamendoza1194 4 года назад +1

    Just love watching John Oliver...so hilarious and awesome!!👏👏😎

  • @F1Fanatic76
    @F1Fanatic76 4 месяца назад +1

    I was at the taping of this episode lol

  • @aurtisanminer2827
    @aurtisanminer2827 5 лет назад +120

    The aluminum worker theory is more credible than pizza-gate.

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 лет назад +4

      That's not exactly a high bar.

    • @oddtail_tiger
      @oddtail_tiger 5 лет назад +3

      That's not a high bar to clear. I've heard farts that told a more coherent narrative than pizza-gate.

    • @aurtisanminer2827
      @aurtisanminer2827 5 лет назад +1

      Michael Sporzynski my own ass has done just that!

  • @SwiggidySwoody
    @SwiggidySwoody 5 лет назад +170

    When John was talking about the BMW factory he also could have taken Mercedes' factory in Tuscaloosa. About 10 years ago the dad of my girlfriend moved there from germany to help expanding the factory because Mercedes released a lot of new cars since then. As far as i know the factory itself employs 3.000 people and another 7.000 jobs depend on the MB factory (those people work for smaller companies that produce and deliver parts). I recently talked to her dad and he said that if these taxes and tariffs keep rising the production costs will reach a too high level, so Mercedes will be forced to move their production to China. Good Job Trump.

    • @doyleharken3477
      @doyleharken3477 5 лет назад +14

      It fucking sucks Trump's hate-boner for Merkel destroys decades of mutually beneficial trade relations between our countries. All because his German branch of the Trump organisation went under. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TD_Trump_Deutschland

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 5 лет назад +20

      So then Donald's irrational hatred for Germany and its imports is because he couldn't keep reliable business with them? That is possibly the Trumpiest explanation I could have expected.

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 5 лет назад +3

      These other countries have to realize that Trump wont be around forever. I think it would be shortsighted to move a multi-million dollar factory for a guy that is only going to have the job for another 3 years, hopefully. No other sane president is going to keep these tariffs. Even Creepy Pence wouldn't keep this insanity.

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 5 лет назад +1

      I live in Tuscaloosa!! It's so true that the Mercedes plant has done a great deal for our economy. My old high school actually has a trade program now to make it easier for kids to train and get a job there. I would hate for it to move somewhere else.

    • @bnmnsmp4547
      @bnmnsmp4547 5 лет назад

      There are a couple of things in addition to Trump, which are troublesome. E.g. Germany wants to build NorthStream2, because it is of huge economical, ecological and strategic benefit. The USA tries to stop this project ever since. Nearly everybody is pissed off the by the USA torpedoing the Iran-Deal (this was not Trump alone) and the regime changes in the Middle east are not perceived well by a lot of European citizens (it led to the refugee crisis). Coming back to the Iran-Deal the if the USA continuous to succeed to enforce US-Sanction on EU-Iranian business relationships the EU may have to make sure this cannot happen again, because it's citizens may be demanding it. It is not acceptable that the US is able to enforce US-Law on EU-Companies. This is a huge long therm risk the US is taking here.
      The US is pissing off some very valuable allies at the moment and needs to be very carefull to not step over the point of no return.
      After each act of Donald Trump the transatlantic faction is pronouncing how important the USA are as allies and partners and so on ... and the pro Russia faction is rolling on the ground, laughing. The mood is swinging to looking for reliable partners. And the opinion to make the EU independent of the NATO is a lot more appealing for more people now.

  • @count23all
    @count23all 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe Jed Bartlett is narrating that Death by China movie, holy crap...

  • @emeraldaly7646
    @emeraldaly7646 4 года назад +4

    Betcha that Indiana farmer and that Utah farmer are still voting for him this year.