Trump & Syria: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @thomas127
    @thomas127 5 лет назад +3831

    Lucky we Germans were there fighting in Normandy, otherwise we would have lost Trump as an ally as well...

    • @gocuk925
      @gocuk925 5 лет назад +173

      LMAO 😂😂

    • @Habitatti
      @Habitatti 5 лет назад +83

      Good one! :D

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 5 лет назад +7

      Did this video explain that he was quoting a paper?

    • @gocuk925
      @gocuk925 5 лет назад +139

      @@Seth9809 You call Breitbart a paper?

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 5 лет назад +4

      @@gocuk925 I don't recall it being Breitbart, it was more some guy who wrote a "report".
      Likely wrote for Breitbart as his job.

  • @jotabeas22
    @jotabeas22 5 лет назад +3277

    I am surprised he calls them dogs and not woof-woofs.

    • @samualwatkins
      @samualwatkins 5 лет назад +31

      Sane people with a sense of humor and empathy call dogs woofs-woofs, trum can’t understand why he gets booed at the World Series.

    • @kamilwilga
      @kamilwilga 5 лет назад

      the whole world is already calling you this you dumb fuck for ruining all these countries

    • @kamilwilga
      @kamilwilga 5 лет назад

      plus you are dumb as fucks so

    • @ShadowLibrarian
      @ShadowLibrarian 5 лет назад +13

      I thought he would call dogs hairy alligators.

    • @wokenepali8376
      @wokenepali8376 5 лет назад +2

      The army calls them K9s. Trump calls them dog. That's what he said.

  • @nulnoh219
    @nulnoh219 5 лет назад +593

    In one move the stable genius, in his great and unmatched wisdom, diminished the US's reputation among allies, and empowered 4 hostile powers. Truly unmatched.

    • @baronvonlimbourgh1716
      @baronvonlimbourgh1716 5 лет назад +22

      He's been doing nothing but that since he is in office. No surprises really.

    • @sagrud
      @sagrud 5 лет назад +22

      After this i wonder who would still be willing to trust the US in any way? A betrayal of this scale to such close allies will not remain unnoticed by other who are considering to put their trust on the US or not.

    • @baronvonlimbourgh1716
      @baronvonlimbourgh1716 5 лет назад +4

      @@sagrud only idiots and the dictators he admires.

    • @pkbattosai
      @pkbattosai 5 лет назад +11

      Member when people where saying Obama was the anti christ lol. Donald trump: hold my beer

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 лет назад +3

      Outstanding move

  • @rotecly
    @rotecly 3 года назад +515

    German show moderator on Trumps speach about the Kurds:
    "We didn't exactly help them in Normandy either"

    • @PanzerLord
      @PanzerLord 2 года назад +12

      How about the American Revolution and the Boxer Rebellion?

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 года назад +17

      The Germans really are fun.

    • @veggigoddess
      @veggigoddess 6 месяцев назад +1

      If I had that power, there would be no such thing as a trump cult member.

  • @mn-hd6cw
    @mn-hd6cw 5 лет назад +862

    Guys, no one tell him what Germany did during Normandy...

    • @Alex-vq9vj
      @Alex-vq9vj 5 лет назад +61

      Apparently his main complaint was that the Kurds "weren't *there*" - since 3rd Reich Germany was very, very definitely there it shouldn't be a problem in Trump-world 😁

    • @strangelic4234
      @strangelic4234 5 лет назад +30

      Well, during his greatly parade, he told us that George Washington's troops seized the British airports. I'm sure he would be happy to hear about my Opa and his coworkers meeting the US troops on that day. They really hit it off, it was a blast.
      Grandpa said it was one big party. Everybody was there. Except the Kurds, of course.

    • @Alex-vq9vj
      @Alex-vq9vj 5 лет назад +1

      @@strangelic4234 your Opa was fighting there? Not your great grandpa? Because he must be at least 90 years old now...

    • @strangelic4234
      @strangelic4234 5 лет назад +5

      @@Alex-vq9vj I'm 50. He would be over 100 now.

    • @Alex-vq9vj
      @Alex-vq9vj 5 лет назад +2

      @@strangelic4234 Ah, that was another option I'd thought about. But felt weird to ask 😅

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +3769

    Why does he always describe things like a kid who didn't read the book?

    • @mdungethulile
      @mdungethulile 5 лет назад +16

      Courage Karnga .. Like a 4 year old 🙄🙄

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад +155

      Courage Karnga
      Because he didn't read the book.................

    • @Esemae
      @Esemae 5 лет назад +15

      @@mdungethulile A drunk 4 year old

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 5 лет назад +42

      Because he didn’t read the book.

    • @stigma115
      @stigma115 5 лет назад +53

      @M T please don't insult turnips

  • @sofialb362
    @sofialb362 5 лет назад +380

    I'd love to think this level of incompetence in a president is hard to believe, but I'm from Brazil.

    • @GameLeaderR
      @GameLeaderR 5 лет назад +38

      Let's have a competition to see who has the most incompetent leader. No matter who wins, we all lose.

    • @byronofrothdale
      @byronofrothdale 5 лет назад

      Bolsonaro is a demagogue but I don't think he's stupid.

    • @igorrodrigues3319
      @igorrodrigues3319 5 лет назад +11

      @@byronofrothdale oh, believe me, he is very very dumb.

    • @bluewinterstorm
      @bluewinterstorm 5 лет назад

      😑🍺🍺😔

    • @visakhans
      @visakhans 5 лет назад +5

      Well there is Modi of India to add to that list

  • @Liptakular
    @Liptakular 3 года назад +483

    Anybody else here today, wondering how Donald Trump could ever legitimately criticize the withdrawal from Afghanistan?

    • @manuelschneider1105
      @manuelschneider1105 2 года назад +36

      selective memory

    • @jakesorrentino7230
      @jakesorrentino7230 2 года назад

      Exactly the only thing is we care about our citizens only. Doesn’t matter how many of the allies are killed if they are not from America.

    • @daemenoth
      @daemenoth 2 года назад +36

      it's funny you think he cares about legitimate in the slightest lol

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 2 года назад +5

      Well basically having the withdrawal be Saigon Part II

    • @gaberobison680
      @gaberobison680 Год назад +18

      Especially considering he’s the one who signed the agreement forcing the withdrawal

  • @martynasgelezevicius3668
    @martynasgelezevicius3668 5 лет назад +464

    Just FYI, the Syrian curds did fight in the second world war as part of the Assyrian Parashute Company, which fought in Armenia and Greece throughout the war on the side of the Allies.

    • @jathryn77
      @jathryn77 5 лет назад +19

      @grodhagen obviously the guy in his comment who appears to have deleted whatever he said.

    • @hanswurst-re7df
      @hanswurst-re7df 5 лет назад +3

      The Red Army had a Kurdish general

    • @senojansen753
      @senojansen753 5 лет назад

      @J A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @zhiarsarkawt5649
      @zhiarsarkawt5649 5 лет назад +2

      @@hanswurst-re7df 10.000 of Kurdish officers within Red Army ranks.

    • @aryaxz2255
      @aryaxz2255 5 лет назад

      @J A armenian genocide happened after world war 1 not world war 2 it also wasn't turks it was the ottoman empire

  • @DeviantLightDragon
    @DeviantLightDragon 5 лет назад +2367

    People are dying and he’s playing it off like kids fighting on the playground. Trump has a disgusting lack of empathy for human life.

    • @platoscavealum902
      @platoscavealum902 5 лет назад +15

      Nicole Smith, I agree with you.

    • @platoscavealum902
      @platoscavealum902 5 лет назад +10

      The Psychopath Next-Door:
      📺 ruclips.net/video/vjhZfyhvR6w/видео.html
      (5 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon)
      People want a psychopath on their side:
      📺 ruclips.net/video/bysVPcKQfeY/видео.html
      (4 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon)

    • @hakarhatefi3270
      @hakarhatefi3270 5 лет назад +113

      As a kurd, I've strangely come to expect my people to be slaughtered once every 5 or 4 years. I feel like we don't really matter to anyone and it pains me to see what my brothers and sisters go through. However I feel like I've gone numb since the age of 6. I can't stand it.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 5 лет назад +7

      So do democrats when they whine about a travel ban but barely gave a peep when BO was giving away happy little presents from happy little drones. And I'm sure you would love to talk about the current American holocaust that democrats love to support.

    • @Alex91monhof
      @Alex91monhof 5 лет назад +54

      @@remyllebeau77 wtf?

  • @tombstone3echo
    @tombstone3echo 5 лет назад +1775

    puuh if germany gets invaded i hope he wont renember that we, too, did not help them in normandy 😂

    • @jasuke13
      @jasuke13 5 лет назад +278

      UnknownKeepo But at least we were there, so... that might count! 😉

    • @fblio7146
      @fblio7146 5 лет назад +262

      Also, we had a very tough guy as a leader. Trump will be amazed. That will probably be in our favour.

    • @janilaine2692
      @janilaine2692 5 лет назад +17

      I think he might remember that leader as found like mr. Burns in Simpsons...

    • @Omega0850
      @Omega0850 5 лет назад +54

      Hey, from all nations on earth, our contribution to the battle probably was the largest!

    • @paulb.8129
      @paulb.8129 5 лет назад +10

      Its enough that he knows that we were there...

  • @robbyscharf6143
    @robbyscharf6143 Год назад +246

    “Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own creating” is incredible foreshadowing

    • @jacekpaszkowski2000
      @jacekpaszkowski2000 Год назад +2

      I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. Trump withdrew US Forces from Syria, but now currently as of August 2023 we currently have around 900 US Forces in Syria. How did that happen?

    • @bryangonzalez4138
      @bryangonzalez4138 Год назад +4

      ​@@jacekpaszkowski2000from that area 2019

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@jacekpaszkowski2000 He couldn’t even do that right.

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 10 месяцев назад +6

      Covid 19: *waves*

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 месяца назад +1

      @@elaineb7065the first cases of the ‘Rona do start showing up less than a month after this video originally aired…definitely foreshadowing 😬😬

  • @oneisarangj
    @oneisarangj 5 лет назад +1072

    "One of the lowest moments of America's reputation in the Middle East in years"
    Wow. That's a really, really, REALLY low bar to reach.

    • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
      @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 5 лет назад +25

      It is. Like, if Trump could ever be commended for anything, it would probably be raising that bar.

    • @Zeromaus
      @Zeromaus 5 лет назад +3

      In 50 years they're going to look back and applaud us for doing what we can to leave the middle east.

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +9

      Or a very low one to limbo under😉

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 5 лет назад +10

      @@joshlewis575 more like dig under.

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 5 лет назад +7

      Sure is. It's like the inmates are running the asylum. I wish I could say comforting words about South Korea. It's like Russia got hypervisor/root/admin privileges to the head of state, and now the USA is just segfaulting all over the place.

  • @89nekkoinu
    @89nekkoinu 5 лет назад +1157

    american allies dying in the Syria and trump saying its like a kids fighting. what an appalling human

    • @OldSkullInn
      @OldSkullInn 5 лет назад +44

      We really should stop labeling Heir Toupee things like "President" and "Human" at this point.

    • @GusOfTheDorks
      @GusOfTheDorks 5 лет назад +12

      I know right? He should totally apologize and immediately send as many of our troops as possible to die in another war that lasts two decades. I mean hey, maybe another 20 years of conflict will settle wars that are thousands of years old.

    • @ballsislife6018
      @ballsislife6018 5 лет назад +3

      Eko you war mongerer

    • @michaeldunson2531
      @michaeldunson2531 5 лет назад +46

      @@GusOfTheDorks You moron didn't you watch the video, it was the Kurds that was dying not American soldiers. And guess what just because we run from the fight that don't mean our enemies will.

    • @kelbybrewer2038
      @kelbybrewer2038 5 лет назад +34

      @@GusOfTheDorks
      1. Islam hasn't even existed for a millennium and a half; Muhammad was born after 600 AD. It is currently 2,019 AD.
      2. What makes you think that we want a full-scale war? We just want to keep helping the Kurds finish the job they already started; they've cut off ISIS's head, and now the body's squirming, soon to grow a new head if we do nothing to stop it. How long has this taken? Remember the maps the episode showed you? In just 4 years, ISIS went from being a wannabe state/potential regional power to barely even existing anymore, and it hardly "20 years of war".
      3. Also, this person is just suggesting that Trump apologize for being a callous (heartless) motherfucker, not that he should contribute more troops. If you have to change what someone said before you respond to it, then what they said must have been harder to defeat than you would've liked. Simple logic. This is why "strawmanning" (taking things out of context to make them easier to attack, like dueling a man made of straw, because you're too afraid to duel a real man who may hurt them. Get it?) isn't logical; if I say "I don't like waffles, but that pancakes are just okay", but you come back with "But, they're fluffy and delicious, the way they're so flat and thick just...(other good things) (I'm describing a pancake, not a waffle, get it?), how could you possibly think they were disgusting?" Get it? Get it?

  • @pozzowon
    @pozzowon 5 лет назад +1312

    "They didn't help in Normandy"
    Narrator: they did

    • @kashifs.6458
      @kashifs.6458 5 лет назад +47

      Why did I read this like arrested development

    • @TBJelly
      @TBJelly 5 лет назад +30

      @@kashifs.6458 Because that's literally what it's a reference to, you turd.

    • @meinname2467
      @meinname2467 5 лет назад +41

      Funny thing and a joke in nearly every german comedy show since that statement: we germans fought in normandy xD

    • @chefmasterful
      @chefmasterful 5 лет назад +34

      They were actually kurds fighting for the british in Italy... But not in Normandy

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 5 лет назад +51

      They also helped British and Soviet troops keep Northern Iraq out of Nazi hands, fought in Albania, Italy, Greece, and Cyprus, and helped create and defend the Persian Corridor which was a vital supply line for the Soviet Army's push into Central Europe.

  • @marcotaranto9569
    @marcotaranto9569 Год назад +210

    I had a final project due in my “Minority Politics in The Middle East” Class to write about anything I wanted. I fucking love these videos and I immediately thought back to this one. I wrote a 15 page paper inspired from this video and I even cited it in it. I got a fucking 100% on the Final Grade. Thank you so much John, your writers, and researchers you guys are fucking awesome.

    • @jacrdn2186
      @jacrdn2186 Год назад +20

      did the same shit with my CRISPR paper also got a 100. god bless last week tonight staff for doing genuine research we can reliably cite

  • @malharsk98
    @malharsk98 5 лет назад +650

    "If you're a normal person, you would say knock knock, may I come in".
    Trump thinks there is basically no difference between US soldiers in Syria and Jehovah's Witnesses.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 лет назад +1

      Malhar Kulkarni 45th like

    • @devlinburgess2463
      @devlinburgess2463 5 лет назад +34

      "Do you have a minute to hear about our Lord and Savior, Gun?"

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 5 лет назад

      Malhar Kulkarni, Good 1 😆👍.

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 лет назад

      274th like here
      #JehovahEqualsToMurica

    • @randomcommenter494
      @randomcommenter494 5 лет назад +15

      Wait, he didn't knock before entering his beauty pageant's locker room, did he?

  • @sg2786
    @sg2786 5 лет назад +469

    The art of the deal:
    T: "Give me Greenland"
    Kurds: "????"
    T:"Your problem. We're leaving"

    • @7PlayingWithFire7
      @7PlayingWithFire7 5 лет назад +10

      He hasnt even seen a single word of the book, and it was all written by another guy who never even got to have a consulting meeting with trump. its literally fiction.

  • @thoiyche2127
    @thoiyche2127 5 лет назад +3657

    This one of the few times John Oliver looks like he’s actually angry, not comedy angry, but actually angry

    • @MrGoudy
      @MrGoudy 5 лет назад +37

      He has to feign anger to hide the fact that who he should really be mad at is his boy Obama who let IsIs spread in the first place. Without his massive fuck up we wouldn’t even need to be in Syria

    • @ampersand08
      @ampersand08 5 лет назад +541

      @@MrGoudy Oh, honey.

    • @themexis
      @themexis 5 лет назад +380

      @@MrGoudy Pierre Delecto is that you?

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 5 лет назад +28

      I think after someone gave the murderer a gun to shoot my friend I don't care so much anymore if the police should have done more to capture the murderer. I'll first be fucking pissed and want Trump to go to justice, oh I mean the one who have him a gun and then feigned innocence.

    • @GuardTower
      @GuardTower 5 лет назад +126

      @@MrGoudy who pulled out of syria again?

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 2 года назад +281

    Obama: "Last night we carried out an operation to kill Osama Bin Ladin."
    Trump: "So they started Blastin."

    • @mho...
      @mho... Год назад +4

      can fully imagine Trump with pointed lips & big cheeks making helicopter sounds, exitingly telling the story 😚🤣

    • @littlejerryseinfeld4168
      @littlejerryseinfeld4168 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mho... he literally just did somenthing like this in the last 2 weeks, its getting more absurd by the minute.

    • @HarryRenner-h9q
      @HarryRenner-h9q 8 месяцев назад +1

      And Biden showed his coordination with the military. when they carried out a precision drone strike on Osama bin Ladin's right hand man.

    • @RichardMiller-tq6ut
      @RichardMiller-tq6ut 4 месяца назад

      That's why we love him

    • @WiscoSotaREWL
      @WiscoSotaREWL 4 месяца назад

      I need an egg in this trying time

  • @kyland
    @kyland 5 лет назад +525

    "Elephants, but smaller and different."
    - one of the most underrated lines ever

  • @TheRockerX
    @TheRockerX 5 лет назад +548

    "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." - Trump 2020

    • @sleepingkirby
      @sleepingkirby 5 лет назад +7

      Is... isn't that the line that from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones?

    • @jasperknaepen1044
      @jasperknaepen1044 5 лет назад +4

      sleepingkirby yes 😂

    • @ItsDangerousGoAlone
      @ItsDangerousGoAlone 5 лет назад +1

      Lol, my thoughts too

    • @sweetpeabee4983
      @sweetpeabee4983 5 лет назад +6

      Did you ever hear the story of Darth Trumpis the Wise? It's not a story the liberal fake news media would tell you.

    • @rdsasuke1
      @rdsasuke1 5 лет назад +1

      @@sweetpeabee4983 Good russian bot, you've done your job.

  • @Sammy9262
    @Sammy9262 5 лет назад +588

    "He's a good friend of mine..."
    Well, friends don't let friends commit genocide.

    • @patzerrundengm
      @patzerrundengm 5 лет назад +5

      We are talking about Trump. Maybe that is common sense for him?

    • @danthedeer8
      @danthedeer8 5 лет назад +25

      When person benefits Trump: "Good friend of mine"
      When person betrays Trump: "I never met him before."

    • @Sammy9262
      @Sammy9262 5 лет назад +13

      @@danthedeer8 sometimes even within the same sentence.

    • @peoplesrepublicofliberland5606
      @peoplesrepublicofliberland5606 5 лет назад +10

      Every 100 years Turkey has to commit a genocide

    • @Levitiy
      @Levitiy 5 лет назад +1

      They don't let them do hard drugs either.

  • @pebofatso
    @pebofatso 4 года назад +713

    "My chicken is damp, my biscuit is cold, my day is ruined"
    Made my day, thank you John Oliver

    • @johnsmovies287
      @johnsmovies287 3 года назад +12

      Bojangles is worth having because of how good it is most of the time. But if it’s bad it’s BAD.

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 2 года назад +8

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @user-yl3yb4np9t
      @user-yl3yb4np9t 2 года назад

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    • @user-yl3yb4np9t
      @user-yl3yb4np9t 2 года назад

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  • @dimitrivasilev2905
    @dimitrivasilev2905 5 лет назад +195

    I can't even laugh about this stuff anymore because its overwhelming to the point of tragic.

    • @michaelcoffey1991
      @michaelcoffey1991 5 лет назад +5

      Never been funny, nor was it funny to see the Republiklans (80% or so) loose their spine, morals and say nothing in this 4 years of lies and hundreds of norms and laws broken when they had 2 and 3 years of looking into investigations of emails and finding nothing (no jail time for no one)

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 5 лет назад +1266

    "Mr. President, why did you pull out of Syria?"
    Trump: "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating..........and it gets everywhere."

    • @tess1089
      @tess1089 5 лет назад +59

      to bad his daddy didn't pull out

    • @AinunNazieb
      @AinunNazieb 5 лет назад +6

      The Darth Idiots

    • @Myrcella_Rykker
      @Myrcella_Rykker 5 лет назад +42

      I'd rather Anakin or Vader be president at this point

    • @TheAlmightybane
      @TheAlmightybane 5 лет назад +12

      I see what you did there. And I approve.

    • @AnonymousRandomDude
      @AnonymousRandomDude 5 лет назад +13

      It's painful to realize that this does sounds like something Trump would say.

  • @TheMaimoon75
    @TheMaimoon75 5 лет назад +674

    “This is one of the lowest moments of America’s reputation in the Middle East for years”... yeah- Mr. Oliver not only in the Middle East....

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 5 лет назад +56

      que clip of the entire UN laughing at him on stage.

    • @goodtaste4
      @goodtaste4 5 лет назад +3

      Google Urainum Babys and you will she Americas lowest moment...

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 5 лет назад +9

      I'm German and I was actually one of the very few who was willing to give the guy a chance in 2016 and judge him by his actions as a potentially strong man in a world that somehow cheers on strong women and hates strong men. So I was alright with him being elected, but sadly even his supporters can't explain what the hell he is doing right now. Some people say that he's serving Russia, others say he doesn't even begin to understand ANY of this stuff. Personally I am just confused. He used to be just ineffectual, but now he's downright destructive. If this guy wins in 2020 again I can see people storming the White House. Those american liberals are quite radicalized nowadays.

    • @edamix3184
      @edamix3184 5 лет назад +40

      @@Dominian1 He was already one of the shittiest human being in 2016. You have to be crazy (or naive, or dumb or as shitty as him) to even consider give this living turd a chance.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 5 лет назад

      @@phantomspaceman
      Queue*

  • @peytonwarren1936
    @peytonwarren1936 3 года назад +109

    I know it may not have been so funny then, but “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have the ISIS prisoners!” fucking destroyed me.

  • @phantomspaceman
    @phantomspaceman 5 лет назад +922

    Listening to his briefing was like hearing an 8 year-old describe an action movie. "Yeah so they blasted their way into the house!"

    • @emvuosku4219
      @emvuosku4219 5 лет назад +22

      7:19 he degraded into a whiny 5 year-old

    • @praveenkumarax
      @praveenkumarax 5 лет назад +52

      Please don't insult 8 year olds

    • @mgrosse24
      @mgrosse24 5 лет назад +22

      I bet an 8 year old is more intelligent than him

    • @sepplee5812
      @sepplee5812 5 лет назад +15

      Remember he is a stable genius

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 5 лет назад +13

      @@praveenkumarax Yea I've been hearing these comments for years since his election, about being compared to kids. Truth is, this person is so low, yea even comparing him to kids of ANY age is insult to children

  • @Bobahat
    @Bobahat 5 лет назад +523

    I remember watching Game of Thrones for the first time and thinking that Joffrey was an over-the-top and unrealistic villain... Oh, past me... you sweet summer child...

    • @7PlayingWithFire7
      @7PlayingWithFire7 5 лет назад +14

      Joffrey was literally a goddamn angel in comparison. I don't care if your orders are murdering people or if you are physically murdering people: You're a fucking murderer regardless.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 5 лет назад +5

      Well, absurd and extreme things are not exclusive to fiction.
      For a light-hearted example, there was MadJack, a commando leader who fought with a longbow and a sword while playing bagpipes. Look it up, it's a really fun story.

    • @jabcrossman5774
      @jabcrossman5774 5 лет назад +1

      @@cadethumann8605 funny or fucking badass? Dude did that shit during d day and lived if I'm not mistaken.

    • @MoniqueBMOart
      @MoniqueBMOart 5 лет назад

      lol 🤣

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 5 лет назад

      @@jabcrossman5774 Wait, he fought on d day? either I forgot about it or did not see it in my research but if he did fight in that dreadful battle, that makes his story even more awesome.
      Seriously, why hasn't he got a movie or series that depicts his action hero-esque adventures?

  • @Raaami001
    @Raaami001 5 лет назад +515

    This stupidity feels really deliberate.
    And that terrifies me.

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 5 лет назад +14

      You think Trump is pulling a Boris Johnson? Because that shit isn't even working for Johnson any more.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 5 лет назад +28

      He did what Putin told him to do. He already knows where he is going to flee to when the US goes tits up. Big Daddy Putin.

    • @samkuperman9035
      @samkuperman9035 5 лет назад +6

      Egregius Considering their histories, I err on the side of trump just legitimately being that stupid. Remember Boris went to Eton and Oxford on academic scholarships

    • @panaproanio
      @panaproanio 5 лет назад

      @@frostfang1 Yeah that seems about right.

    • @ashquatch_
      @ashquatch_ 5 лет назад +21

      "One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so-but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.
      Douglas Adams, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

  • @Oscar-pr5su
    @Oscar-pr5su 4 года назад +2293

    "Worst mistake of his presidency"
    *laughes in 2020*

    • @mr.chlorine7101
      @mr.chlorine7101 4 года назад +8

      WUYHAHAHAAHAHA

    • @chaotic.tired.goblin.
      @chaotic.tired.goblin. 4 года назад +63

      *laughter turns to sobbing*

    • @Tohkar
      @Tohkar 4 года назад +15

      Still one of the worst if not the worst....

    • @divekingfan7150
      @divekingfan7150 4 года назад +8

      tohkar i agree, fucking up the pandemic was probably worse tho cause that led to over 100k american deaths

    • @muthut1000
      @muthut1000 4 года назад +10

      When John said “imagine him dealing with a mistake not of his own making.” I was like “I really don’t need to imagine that hard”

  • @Rockwell218
    @Rockwell218 5 лет назад +309

    "...in Florida, where the average age is 'oppose the civil rights act' "

  • @TheWross1
    @TheWross1 5 лет назад +387

    “So anyway, they started blasting”

    • @tff1293
      @tff1293 5 лет назад +7

      Thought the same thing. Reynolds 2020 Make America Sunny Again

    • @MaStErHoLlAnDeR
      @MaStErHoLlAnDeR 5 лет назад

      They couldn't see so good so they got away

    • @adarshapandey3520
      @adarshapandey3520 5 лет назад +5

      They had a beautiful big hole and they ran in

  • @dma69nyc
    @dma69nyc 5 лет назад +575

    "A canine it's called. I call it a dog."
    😣

    • @cannistershot2277
      @cannistershot2277 5 лет назад +28

      K9...

    • @JessicaPradoHanson
      @JessicaPradoHanson 5 лет назад +28

      His Professor how to right when he said that Trump was the most astoundingly stupid person he had ever met because he's so stupid that it's actually kind of surprising he got anywhere in life. If he had been born black and poor and acted the same way I don't think he would have survived past teenagehood.

    • @RaulDukeKnife
      @RaulDukeKnife 5 лет назад +20

      In all seriousness, there are a few sad stories about the dogs and animals that became friends of our troops out there. Some of our troops had every intention of getting them home to US, or adopting them, many of these dogs brought bottles and cans and other things they thought we wanted as gifts to them every morning to become friends. The troops had to leave so fast they never got to say good boy again; and those animals wondered where those humans went, and why they didn't take them too. It wasn't just the Kurds that we left, it wasn't just humans.

    • @diegosanchez894
      @diegosanchez894 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly, Trump could be a better comedian than president, businessman, or father.

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 лет назад +13

      @@cannistershot2277 he thought K-9 was a top secret weapon.

  • @oranjethefox8725
    @oranjethefox8725 4 года назад +224

    "Imagine what he would do in a crisis not of his own making"
    -John Oliver 2019
    We call this foreshadowing

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 года назад +1

      I want to like but you have 123 likes.

    • @oranjethefox8725
      @oranjethefox8725 2 года назад +2

      @@idontknoq4813 You are a valiant soul

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 года назад +1

      @@oranjethefox8725 Goddamit someone did it. 124 likes.

    • @TinyHyena1967
      @TinyHyena1967 Год назад +3

      @OranjeThe Fox ~ Watching this in February 2023 and thinking about Covid, so the last few sentences John Oliver spoke sent a cold shiver down my back. Foreshadowing with a huge, blinking, screaming, pulsating, red capital **F**.

  • @c182SkylaneRG
    @c182SkylaneRG 5 лет назад +589

    A fool thinks himself a wise man.
    A wise man knows that he is a fool.

    • @blorblin
      @blorblin 5 лет назад +23

      Dunning-Kruger

    • @Siathuan
      @Siathuan 5 лет назад +34

      The more you know, the more you realise that you don't know.
      I believe this is why Trump believes he is a genius; he doesn't know much of anything, and as a result, has no idea of how much he doesn't know.

    • @rsaldivar5628
      @rsaldivar5628 5 лет назад +11

      True just like "It's better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt" he is waaaaaaaaaaaaasssssaaaaaaay past that! Hahaha

    • @ramonmesta4414
      @ramonmesta4414 5 лет назад

      that makes all 4year old's and up ,wise

    • @javirios3107
      @javirios3107 5 лет назад +1

      @@rsaldivar5628 No cause you're still a baby boy who cares what ppl think but that's ok. You're ok.
      Just letting you know you're wrong

  • @tonyzed9123
    @tonyzed9123 5 лет назад +523

    Underrated quote: "He owns a GOLF COURSE in FLORIDA, where the average age is 'opposed the civil rights act-'"

    • @mangos2888
      @mangos2888 5 лет назад +7

      That one is my favorite. A burn in a burn 😁😁😁

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +3

      Florida deserves to be insulted! It's a giant mental hospital where the patients are all off their meds, and not a doctor in sight.

    • @kickchef3319
      @kickchef3319 5 лет назад +1

      "Civil Rights" was kind of word play like The "Patriot" Act. It sounds nice, but it destroyed Freedom of Association.

    • @jawaheralkaabi7679
      @jawaheralkaabi7679 5 лет назад +1

      Not an American here, i didn't get the joke.

    • @DasWarVorbestimmt
      @DasWarVorbestimmt 5 лет назад

      opposed

  • @khalidbrown743
    @khalidbrown743 5 лет назад +3337

    Trump: "They didn't help in Normandy."
    Vets around his age: "He didn't help in Nam."

    • @nicholass9841
      @nicholass9841 5 лет назад +137

      Speaking of Vietnam... this is kind of a repeat of that campaign isn’t it? Withdrawal and leaving allies high and dry.

    • @khalidbrown743
      @khalidbrown743 5 лет назад +54

      @@nicholass9841 At least they Withdrew as many refugees as they could then

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel 5 лет назад +91

      And, Kurds actually did help in the world wars.
      Normandy would have been a special feat tbh, the logistics and them not being a nation with a central government/command that could be communicated with made that outright impossible.

    • @khalidbrown743
      @khalidbrown743 5 лет назад +97

      @@enlightendbel Also worth mentioning Turkey was a Central Power in WWI, so they didn't help in the first war, they were literally our enemies, if were going by historical allies, but I guess Donald Trump also think Nazi's are fine people so...

    • @commandofoxer4334
      @commandofoxer4334 5 лет назад +11

      @@nicholass9841 well the US didn't exactly just run away from Nam in less then a week

  • @rigjuice5022
    @rigjuice5022 2 года назад +84

    Trump: "it's sand, it's death"
    Anakin: "Could this guy be one of my people?"

    • @andrewwinslow9315
      @andrewwinslow9315 4 месяца назад

      Nope. Because Trump called himself The Chosen One

  • @5pctLowBattery
    @5pctLowBattery 5 лет назад +3124

    “Stop congratulating Obama for killing Bin Laden. The Navy Seals killed Bin Laden.”
    -Donald trump Oct 22, 2012
    There really is an old tweet for every single occasion! 😂

    • @nesirsitsir
      @nesirsitsir 5 лет назад +15

      Very true Obama had next to nothing to do with killing Bin Laden

    • @bigrob966
      @bigrob966 5 лет назад +255

      @@nesirsitsir man. I can hear the wish from that comment flying over your head

    • @richardmorrison7946
      @richardmorrison7946 5 лет назад +35

      @Nancy Pelosi That was awesome!!! 🤣

    • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
      @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 5 лет назад +16

      AYeah! It’s not like he gathered intelligence, organized the raid, picked out the soldiers conducting the raid, gave the go-ahead order, and dealt with the PR of it.
      Oh, wait. That’s right. He did. Do your research, moron.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 5 лет назад +53

      What is especially hilarious about that Tweet is that Trump is trying to take all the credit for getting the leader of ISIS. He has been emphatic about it.
      Absolutely zero self awareness.

  • @Weegee766
    @Weegee766 5 лет назад +4288

    I miss having presidents with vocabularies like adults

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +148

      And hearts.

    • @jlui21
      @jlui21 5 лет назад +92

      -- Nah...He's got the biggest of words -- just like the largest of inauguration crowds and his land slide victories. Too bad bone spurs got the best of him during the Vietnam War.

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 5 лет назад +10

      Me too warren me too😔

    • @Trashpandapermaculture
      @Trashpandapermaculture 5 лет назад +20

      Whats worse is that ALL the politicians talk this way now...'Twitterspeak' is even seeping into the general population and general conversation D:

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 5 лет назад +49

      @@Trashpandapermaculture Twitter is a cancer to society.

  • @emils4049
    @emils4049 5 лет назад +1004

    As a german, I can safely say: we were in Normandy too, so we ok Trump?
    Wait a second...

    • @Maxi_94
      @Maxi_94 5 лет назад +17

      Just imagine people like him would have been in charge during the cold war. We would still be in it and the GDR would be the German powerhouse compared to what he would have done to West Germany...

    • @GuillermoSmyser
      @GuillermoSmyser 5 лет назад +60

      I get the feeling Trump is/would be very ok with the Germans that were in Normandy...

    • @mylesgray3470
      @mylesgray3470 5 лет назад +37

      Don’t tell him about that one.. I was in Germany when he was elected and people at the train station said: “you Americans have lost your minds!” All I could do was agree.

    • @nukacolared
      @nukacolared 5 лет назад +11

      @@Maxi_94 Im pretty sure we'd be dead. The cold war almost went hot dozens of times for such small things. Things that werent even acts of aggression but instead mistakes such as equipment thinking the moon was a missile. With Trump at the helm, you can certainly bet he would say: "Just let them fight it out" In his mind he would be like: "We got all these missiles but aren't using them, whats the point. Instead of disarmament, Trump would probably use them because he doesnt like to waste. Oh yea and he doesnt give two ships about the planet or the people living it, just himself. As long as he makes it to his presidential bunker he'll be fine.

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 5 лет назад +4

      As a 🇩🇪 :
      Yep isso.
      On the other hand we weren't in Vietnam sooooo... meh.

  • @zRhid
    @zRhid 4 года назад +252

    "Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making."
    138,000 (and rising) deaths later...

    • @davidvalencia4199
      @davidvalencia4199 4 года назад +9

      166K (8/14/20)

    • @chrismueller5335
      @chrismueller5335 4 года назад +6

      David Valencia Mein Gott... I mean what the actual fuck? It cant be that hard! We Germans managed to do it even with our past of taking away peoples freedoms. It really cant be that hard...

    • @chancerbox1935
      @chancerbox1935 4 года назад +4

      182K now

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 4 года назад +7

      Chris Mueller Germany learned from the past, we hid ours. It’s not shocking that our general populace has gotten dumber in doing so...

    • @anarchystorm2823
      @anarchystorm2823 4 года назад +4

      200K

  • @akumamakima2280
    @akumamakima2280 5 лет назад +535

    "...in Florida, where the average age is 'oppose the Civil Rights Act'"

    • @Bellpower20
      @Bellpower20 5 лет назад +24

      Zoe Masaic
      That was a great joke. Too bad it got drowned out by the audience.

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +4

      Thought that's what I heard, the audience definitely drowned it out

    • @wearearsenal4989
      @wearearsenal4989 5 лет назад +8

      This is the most underrated line tonight

    • @baliskhan7600
      @baliskhan7600 5 лет назад +2

      Which means nobody can fight there.
      READY FOR VIKING INVASION.

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 5 лет назад

      @@wearearsenal4989 what does it mean?

  • @hauthesun
    @hauthesun 4 года назад +1618

    the term "Worst thing of his presidency" got outdated real fast

    • @gg454lune
      @gg454lune 4 года назад +26

      It's become a habit. This term gets often outdated from day one.

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi 4 года назад +34

      It's the Trump Maxim: "Anything objectively terrible and/or stupid Trump does will be outdone by Trump within moments. No exceptions."

    • @avedic
      @avedic 4 года назад +30

      You wrote your comment 4 months ago. By my math that was in late January....when pretty much 99% of people were utterly unaware of Covid.
      So you wrote that....BEFORE all of _this._ And that's interesting.
      Because it only reinforces your point. It really makes me wonder...what the FUCK will it be like 365 days from now? Shit is accelerating. Maybe the whole notion of exponential change and novelty proposed by the likes of Kurzweil or McKenna....is VERY true. And it's happening...now. And it will not stop...or slow down. It will continue...but at a larger and faster scale. So....buckle up? o_o

    • @malenlhewig
      @malenlhewig 4 года назад +16

      Yes, now he shooting people 2 go 2 church

    • @maddie9655
      @maddie9655 4 года назад +5

      NaCl3 he is like a Neanderthal, he can only do basic tasks like picking up and holding items.

  • @JamboosNitros
    @JamboosNitros 5 лет назад +462

    "It is not enough to win the war; it is more important to organize the peace" -aristotle

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 5 лет назад

      tho it would be good to win *something*.

    • @bluejanis5317
      @bluejanis5317 5 лет назад +21

      wars dont have winners. With war everybody looses.

    • @mohamedm.ibrahim6236
      @mohamedm.ibrahim6236 5 лет назад +5

      True. That's BTW what Anwar Sadat, president of Egypt, did after Egypt defeated Israel in Yom Kippur war to get back the Sinai peninsula. He started serious peace negotiations with the Israeli government.

    • @geraldinegervois8936
      @geraldinegervois8936 5 лет назад

      Yepp

    • @bawkray
      @bawkray 5 лет назад

      mmm.. just like that british ass kisser secured "peace for our time"?

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 2 года назад +24

    "They didnt help in Normandy" WW2 started in 1939, and the rest of the world, including the Kurds, fought and died trying to stop the Nazi's while the US shrugged and said it wasn't their problem. The US only showed up in 1941, when they were absolutely forced to after Peal Harbour. The Kurds helped _fight the war,_ long before the US got involved.

  • @mikewoods1622
    @mikewoods1622 5 лет назад +490

    The only thing a bully respects is a bigger bully.

    • @evasartorius3487
      @evasartorius3487 5 лет назад +11

      It's not respwct it's fear. To them it is a normal state.

    • @alexnather7614
      @alexnather7614 5 лет назад

      unless it's north korea

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 4 года назад +6

      Selina Yue can’t wait to see what happened when he has to leave office, either the end of this term, or god forbid his next term if Americans are that monumentally stupid, I would say there is a chance he refuses and declares a dictatorship

    • @abhishekparasrampuria2499
      @abhishekparasrampuria2499 4 года назад +1

      @Corn Flakerr0 I don't think he fears Turkey, I think his moron brain doesn't retain information. He has a phone call in the morning with Erdogan, who asks him to move troops, and without thinking, analysing, or discussing he does so.

  • @chrisking2500
    @chrisking2500 5 лет назад +195

    I've lost my ability to laugh at any of this anymore. It just goes back and forth from sad to enraging over and over.

    • @menageriedemonstres2288
      @menageriedemonstres2288 5 лет назад +7

      I'm glad someone else understands what it feels like.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 5 лет назад +1

      This Ain’t no Laughing Matter ! DemoRats want to Change the US for the Worst !

    • @platoscavealum902
      @platoscavealum902 5 лет назад +2

      🎯 Steve Sanzari , you seem naive...
      President TRUMP prefers it that way:
      📺 ruclips.net/video/vjhZfyhvR6w/видео.html
      (5 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon)

    • @vincelestrade3758
      @vincelestrade3758 5 лет назад

      Eh, ultimately it’s not that disheartening. I’m more afraid of economic issues here at home. The economy is great.

    • @tb9489
      @tb9489 5 лет назад

      Pathetic to criminally insane...

  • @mahirooyama9424
    @mahirooyama9424 5 лет назад +801

    When they built a whole room for a 5 second joke.

    • @jamesgomez9151
      @jamesgomez9151 5 лет назад +28

      It was worth it tho

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 5 лет назад +20

      Dat budget tho.

    • @santiagocastelan7669
      @santiagocastelan7669 5 лет назад +40

      He created a religion for the show before

    • @RockhopperRio
      @RockhopperRio 5 лет назад +27

      I seriously need to know what the budget for this show is. All the celebrity cameos, the huge sets, the random stuff they get online, like that one time they bought FIVE presidential wax figures.

    • @ajdinspahic9828
      @ajdinspahic9828 5 лет назад +14

      SNL does that every week and most of it ends up being a trash sketch anyway, at least Oliver makes the joke worthwhile

  • @renchesandsords
    @renchesandsords 4 года назад +78

    John Oliver: "imagine what would happen in a crisis not of his own making"
    2020:"very poor choice of words"

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 5 лет назад +2222

    He didn't want to stay in Syria because he doesn't like sand?
    Did...did we elect Anakin Skywalker?

    • @turdburgler3628
      @turdburgler3628 5 лет назад +195

      So... that would make Putin palpatine... thts kinda scary

    • @Anonymuskid
      @Anonymuskid 5 лет назад +58

      well, he is at least as healthy for the USA as anakin was for the republic lol

    • @Redoren966
      @Redoren966 5 лет назад +50

      If we elected Anakin Skywalker at least he admit he is a bad leader,resign and give us Obi-wan as leader instead

    • @CooperAATE
      @CooperAATE 5 лет назад +69

      Emperor PalPutin

    • @nicholass9841
      @nicholass9841 5 лет назад +27

      Scott Jewett
      Big difference? Anakin Skywalker can be crowned as a war hero and a General of the GAR. Trump?... I will let you fill in the blanks.

  • @KingDamonThePagan
    @KingDamonThePagan 5 лет назад +825

    Let the two kids fight? He’s talking like they just punched each other. Not caring that people died.

    • @Taffoman
      @Taffoman 5 лет назад +45

      I think sending Putin and Trump on an island to punch each other would be a good idea. I mean Putin is a small man but he is also ex KGB agent. I don't know. I would pay money to see that fight.

    • @snszbyd
      @snszbyd 5 лет назад +18

      Taffoman Putler is a judoist, my guy. He would pound agent orange to the ground.

    • @mrkittysaver
      @mrkittysaver 5 лет назад +10

      @@snszbyd my arthritic Grandma could put him In the dirt. Have you seen his hands?

    • @Taffoman
      @Taffoman 5 лет назад +1

      @@snszbyd I know. ;D I would pay money to see that also. But I'm not sure if Putler at his 170cm (5'7") height could match big soft Trumpet at 190cm (6'3"). And since Trumpets hands are so small, it actually increases the force per square.

    • @alexnather7614
      @alexnather7614 5 лет назад

      he cares but he wasn't thinking because the main goal for him in this interview is to be funny so he just doing whatever it takes

  • @Aarzu
    @Aarzu 5 лет назад +553

    "...a potential war crime." No, John. No it is not a "potential war crime" That IS a war crime!

    • @Amquacktador
      @Amquacktador 5 лет назад +37

      Probably because legal issues on saying that.

    • @SanamJanamian
      @SanamJanamian 5 лет назад +4

      It was the saddest thing to watch :'(

    • @Charsy8
      @Charsy8 5 лет назад

      @James S A real shit... SHOW. Indeed.

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 5 лет назад +9

      Those kind of actions are done by all factions down there, including the Kurds. I think there is a video out there of Kurdish militias torturing a 13 something year old boy, claimed to be ISIS which might be accurate, before they executed. Point is, there are no "good guys" in that area. Kurds only helped retaking land they viewed as their own and oil fields they wanted for profit. All Kurdish actions have been in self interest. The very same reason they started to attack none Kurdish Iraqi troops after ISIS was defeated as a main territory holder. Which isnt that reported because the Kurds have managed to make themselves look like good guys in Western media. Not saying they are worse or identical to ISIS. I am just saying that the picture down there is NOT that black and white and the Kurds could just as well been the uprise in Iraq, as opposed to the Sunni uprise that took the form of ISIS (No one questioned why ISIS, consisting mostly of Sunnis and some ex Baath party folks (Saddams party, therefor some could technically be Shia) only managed to mostly hold Sunni areas in Iraq?).

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 5 лет назад +6

      @Ryo East you need to specify what kind of people exactly are being killed. I don't know what kind soldiers you've learned about, but the standard is not genocidal maniacs.

  • @GhostOfAMachine
    @GhostOfAMachine 3 года назад +48

    I can't believe I used to be a trump supporter. This show plus Second Thought and Gravel Institute, and combination with the situations during the pandemic cause me to rethink everything

    • @ElysiumCreator
      @ElysiumCreator 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, the Gravel Institute is a pretty terrible group, watch Adam Something’s vid on them, I agree with the others tho

    • @jeffrowisdabest
      @jeffrowisdabest 2 года назад +5

      Welcome back to reality

  • @Gnolde
    @Gnolde 5 лет назад +840

    "If you're a normal person, you would say knock knock, may I come in"
    yeah, tell that to the half naked underage girls at the beauty-pageants in whose dressingrooms he barged in without even thinking about knocking...

    • @jhbonarius
      @jhbonarius 5 лет назад +29

      Maybe he said "knock knock" instead of knocking, like he states XD

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 5 лет назад +14

      That's totally different though!
      ...
      ...
      Trump is rich...

    • @gamiezion
      @gamiezion 5 лет назад +3

      whoever said trump was a normal human being? have they not died since of pure shame?

    • @alienbacon656
      @alienbacon656 5 лет назад +2

      Was shooting his load in front of the door as well...Trump’s very military

    • @HajerNajlaoui
      @HajerNajlaoui 5 лет назад +2

      *insert "daaaaaaaaamn" gif*

  • @DaijDjan
    @DaijDjan 5 лет назад +284

    That letter written to Erdogan still gets me.. Looks like it was written by a grade schooler..

    • @jasconius_maximus
      @jasconius_maximus 5 лет назад +9

      No surprise it got tossed. It looks like an off-season April Fool’s joke.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад +24

      DaijDjan
      Erdogan should have returned the letter with a big fat F on it.....

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia 5 лет назад +3

      When I paused the video to read it I was so surprised... a president addressing a letter to another leader in such a disrespectful manner, specially a serious muslim like Erdogan... it's such a faux pas 🤔

    • @jayamiheiyang1602
      @jayamiheiyang1602 5 лет назад

      It basically was.

    • @olcaycatv
      @olcaycatv 5 лет назад

      @@IRosamelia I'm writing from Turkey and Erdogan said Turkey does not represent more than 70%!

  • @DabbleDo
    @DabbleDo 4 года назад +75

    "Just imagine what he will do in a crisis that's not of his own making"
    😂😂😅😥😢😭😭😭😭

    • @reterbid6215
      @reterbid6215 4 года назад

      This comment was funny until i had an aneurysm from the amount of emojis you unnecessarily put in here

  • @TheNobleBard
    @TheNobleBard 5 лет назад +449

    I love our President because he makes me feel smart. Every interview is like watching someone speak English for the first time.

    • @apersonthatsnice6202
      @apersonthatsnice6202 5 лет назад +50

      I’m an esl teacher and believe me they are much smarter than him and can speak at least one other Language besides English.... he makes a rock look intelligent!

    • @Warren1138
      @Warren1138 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah it makes me think. Hey I could even do it! But my daddy didn't loan me a million dollars.

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 5 лет назад +9

      Barry Kyle DONT you dare say “our”

    • @Warren1138
      @Warren1138 5 лет назад +8

      @@ShawnLH88 right. I didn't vote for him

    • @mariamarchese8405
      @mariamarchese8405 5 лет назад +6

      First time I spoke English I said something way smarter, by counting 1 to 10.

  • @FernandoLobo
    @FernandoLobo 4 года назад +1610

    WOW,.....you wonder yourself what would Trump do in a real crisis....well with covid 19, now you know :)

  • @thegamelabgaming7556
    @thegamelabgaming7556 4 года назад +804

    This episode is what made me fall in love with this series. I used to be a trump supporter but this episode left me so shocked disgusted and sad that I immediately started questioning everything I thought of him. Thanks for spreading real news

    • @laurawells9857
      @laurawells9857 4 года назад +109

      Am so glad to read this. I’m so shocked at how many people have been taken in by this liar.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 4 года назад +77

      It’s easy to see how people can get sucked into believing that stuff when Fox News is plastered all over the place and bombards Americans with so much anti-democrat nonsense.

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl 3 года назад +67

      This isn’t mine, but another RUclipsd I recommend (Ask a Mortician is the title of her channel) said “there’s no shame in changing your mind, only strength and dignity”. Cudos for doing so when different evidence is presented😊. This gives me hope for my parents 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @ordinaryaverageguy5440
      @ordinaryaverageguy5440 3 года назад +9

      I'm curious what you liked about Trump before ? He has always been nothing more than a two bit carney barker. Blasting his own horn .At best he is a seriously insecure fraud. His reputation is built upon the very, very powerful shit in the national enquirer rag sold at checkouts in supermarkets ! ! Buy a clue.

    • @TheCamps10
      @TheCamps10 3 года назад +38

      I commend your braveness for admitting a mistake on the internet. Most people doubled down and went full QAnoner :(

  • @churdle92
    @churdle92 4 года назад +49

    “Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making”
    That didn’t take long.

  • @annabelletolley8916
    @annabelletolley8916 5 лет назад +273

    John Oliver, a man with a British accent, doing that southern accent just made my day

  • @mikeylikesit6588
    @mikeylikesit6588 5 лет назад +1151

    They busted into that building like trump in a miss teen USA dressing room.

    • @ZapDash
      @ZapDash 5 лет назад +45

      When you're that well-armed the terrorists let you do it!

    • @frostyfilmwatcher2148
      @frostyfilmwatcher2148 5 лет назад +21

      Shit...you went for the throat there.

    • @ladonnabrock8613
      @ladonnabrock8613 5 лет назад +3

      Mikey Likesit Haha!! Good one!

    • @solidaritytime3650
      @solidaritytime3650 5 лет назад

      *Everyone Likesit*

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 5 лет назад

      To understand why all democrats are kid fuckers, one must understand history. LOOK UP:
      *The sexual revolution and children: How the left took things too far*

  • @MC-ib4sd
    @MC-ib4sd 5 лет назад +434

    I’m glad Trump doesn’t know we Germans weren’t „helping“ in Normandy..

    • @ashleyburbank3129
      @ashleyburbank3129 5 лет назад +12

      M. C. hahaha don't worry he'll give you credit for it anyway, if it's wrong, it turns into a trump fact! he'll turn someone else into the bad guy... lol

    • @rickblackford8494
      @rickblackford8494 5 лет назад +20

      he doesn't know and he doesn't learn so... youre pretty safe unless it pops up on Fox.

    • @Alex-vq9vj
      @Alex-vq9vj 5 лет назад +22

      Apparently his main gripe was "Kurds not being there"... Germany quite clearly was though. In fact, without them being there Normandy wouldn't even have happened 😉

    • @bryandelahoz6063
      @bryandelahoz6063 5 лет назад +1

      German quotes. Nice touch.

    • @mauryhatcher
      @mauryhatcher 5 лет назад +9

      Well, you did help lots of Americans get Purple Heart medals that day, so, uhh... thanks? Let's not do it again though, mmkay?

  • @milkysue5496
    @milkysue5496 Год назад +1

    Everyone in the country should be made to watch these videos. God bless you John Oliver

  • @akrybion
    @akrybion 5 лет назад +388

    Imagine telling someone from ten years ago that Bush Jr's Middle Eastern politics will seem sane in comparison with what is to come.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 5 лет назад +3

      What Bush Jr did was sane. Iraq's population didn't drop and the only refugee crisis was the Iranians going into Iraq. Meanwhile Obama's attempt to take out Assad had created ISIS, a refugee crisis and a lower population. Europe tried a quick stunt with eliminating the dictator of Libya and again, there are rebels (this time with jet fighters and artillery supplied by Middle Western countries) against the UN backed government, a refugee crisis and a lower population i that country.

    • @vorlon81
      @vorlon81 5 лет назад +41

      @@orlock20 you got to be kidding, iraq population did drop, try fallujah.

    • @KurvaKing
      @KurvaKing 5 лет назад

      I did

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 5 лет назад +9

      Imagine telling someone from ten years ago that we'd become nostalgic for Bush's crimes after watching someone else be even worse

    • @johanortiz5430
      @johanortiz5430 5 лет назад +12

      No war crimes by Bush are still bad. Liberals need to stop this revisionist history bullshit because orange man sucks

  • @Laurence2000
    @Laurence2000 5 лет назад +928

    “He owns a golf club in Florida . . . where the average age is _Opposed to the Civil Rights Act.”_
    I’m dying

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 5 лет назад +3

      How do you know that “Fake News !”

    • @Yanaschaf
      @Yanaschaf 5 лет назад +12

      You're dying? So, you do live in Florida then?

    • @platoscavealum902
      @platoscavealum902 5 лет назад +5

      🎯 Steve Sanzari you seem naive...
      President TRUMP prefers it that way:
      📺 ruclips.net/video/vjhZfyhvR6w/видео.html
      (5 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon)

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 5 лет назад +2

      So are the Kurds lol

    • @mikel4526
      @mikel4526 5 лет назад +3

      In Russia, club owns you.

  • @icitlalistardust9060
    @icitlalistardust9060 5 лет назад +470

    "The flaws of our leaders perfectly mirror the emotional underdevelopment of the society that elevates them to power". Gabor Maté

    • @katkatkatkat463
      @katkatkatkat463 5 лет назад +8

      epic

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 5 лет назад +41

      "The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not
      better than the governed." - Publilius Syrus

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 5 лет назад +8

      Gabor Maté is an amazing man

    • @krisaaron5771
      @krisaaron5771 5 лет назад +36

      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
      Winston Churchill

    • @katielancaster6376
      @katielancaster6376 5 лет назад +2

      :(

  • @NerdFiction
    @NerdFiction 4 года назад +29

    19:04 - the show should be renamed "Accurate summation of what will happen in the future if we do nothing (and of course we won't) Tonight"

  • @MC-ib4sd
    @MC-ib4sd 5 лет назад +423

    Letter: „Don’t be the tough guy“ later: „he is a strong guy. He is a tough guy..“ wth?

    • @simpleton7
      @simpleton7 5 лет назад +27

      He only uses the best words, however they are on short rotation.

    • @gesx6598
      @gesx6598 5 лет назад +2

      You really don't expect this moron to make sense, do you?

    • @mickymickle2764
      @mickymickle2764 5 лет назад +1

      @@bmo14lax not 'it sounds like' remove that and just say the rest of the sentence... Not sure about the businessman either. Can't think of anything to put in it's place, as it would be an insult to anything else!

    • @wotmot223
      @wotmot223 5 лет назад

      I've given up on getting anything more out of Trumps speeches than school yard language and ignorance.

    • @andreasalm2673
      @andreasalm2673 5 лет назад

      Oi, that's quite an haiku disposition you got there. Something nice in all this.
      Meanwhile I'll just continue to suffer silently for all the Americans in the world.
      We miss you. I feel like we need you and we miss you and we hope you come back.
      Beforehand the election it felt like it would be bad if it happened and then it happened (being bad) and has continued to happen for three years, and I can only hope the damage you took isn't terminal.
      But I mean this joker has got to go. No?

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious561 5 лет назад +635

    This makes me horrified and angry: angrified.

    • @plomo9
      @plomo9 5 лет назад +3

      Don't be fooled by the warhawks.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 5 лет назад +16

      Please remember to Vote trump OUT and ask your friends and family to do this too. Every Vote you ask your friends and family to do is better than writing comments here.

    • @AmsterdamHeavy
      @AmsterdamHeavy 5 лет назад

      Triggered? So surprising.

    • @Idalych
      @Idalych 5 лет назад +4

      Dart Devious you know what didn’t make you angry? The bombing in Afghanistan last month that killed 30 non-combatant farmers. I know it didn’t, because no major news outlet covered it. That’s what America does when it “helps” countries.
      (Source: www.reuters.com/article/us-afghanistan-attack-drones/u-s-drone-strike-kills-30-pine-nut-farm-workers-in-afghanistan-idUSKBN1W40NW )

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 5 лет назад +4

      @Northern Wealth Anarchy Perimeter Then why is you boss Putin doing it for years now?

  • @JTRAPDOOR1
    @JTRAPDOOR1 5 лет назад +658

    I doubt the existence of the article Trump mentioned. Not just because it is him, but him referencing an article would imply he read it and my suspension of disbelief can only take so much

    • @connycontainer9459
      @connycontainer9459 5 лет назад +6

      Does'nt matter. There were Kurds in Normandy.. but than again - it doesn't matter.

    • @lizzleonard7256
      @lizzleonard7256 5 лет назад +15

      @O. B. I was juuuuuust on the verge of dragging you for being obtuse about a (very funny) joke.... and then you went and said you didn't want to link to the article, and redeemed yourself. It was a beautiful redemption arc in three short sentences. Well played, sir or madam. Well played.

    • @krisaaron5771
      @krisaaron5771 5 лет назад +11

      Somebody read it to him. But edited it mercilessly because the original was longer. And more complicated. And boring.

    • @Lerian_V
      @Lerian_V 5 лет назад

      @@krisaaron5771 Trump reads a lot of newspapers. That's not even an area of argument.

    • @cyberrock9018
      @cyberrock9018 5 лет назад

      JTRAPDOOR1 God this left wing propaganda is so shit 🤦🏾‍♂️.
      Obama killed children, took millions from banks and drones civilians. ALSO HE HELPED FUND ISIS.WTF. FUCK JOHN OLIVER! TRUMP 2020

  • @thechosenone1533
    @thechosenone1533 3 года назад +47

    "Imagine what he would do in a crisis not of his own making."
    "He could still do a lot of damage in the year left of his presidency."
    We just hit 3000 deaths per day, more than in 9/11.
    Total almost 300,000 dead.

    • @Enyavar1
      @Enyavar1 3 года назад +6

      ... and rewatching this after "the riots", the 2nd impish trial and facing MAGA terrorist cells returning to the underground. Granted, it was his making, still awful.

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 3 года назад +5

      @@Enyavar1 Also the death toll has reached 490k and will probably reach 500k this week. 200k deaths in just months.

  • @KikiLivesInMe
    @KikiLivesInMe 5 лет назад +1394

    “Donald Trump. The first President elected without any prior experience as a human being.”
    - John Oliver 2019 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @isabelled.4799
      @isabelled.4799 5 лет назад +23

      I'm beginning to wonder if he was just born looking like a butternut squash

    • @thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674
      @thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674 5 лет назад +2

      Orange man bad! I’m so mad he destroyed isis 🤬

    • @ryanscottnix
      @ryanscottnix 5 лет назад +1

      The left really excels at dehumanizing people.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 5 лет назад +17

      @@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674
      You don't "destroy" a radical terrorist group by eliminating the leader. What's more, his decision not only allowed a hundred ISIS members to escape, the way the US betrayed our Kurdish former allies will possibly convince some of them to support ISIS _against_ us.
      Quit making fucking excuses.

    • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
      @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 5 лет назад +1

      Even though it was the right that said, lock her up, crooked Hillary, and more? What a hypocrite.

  • @Stygia96
    @Stygia96 5 лет назад +759

    It's fun to laugh and make light of all this. But this is genuinely terrifying...

    • @AlwaysHereAndNow
      @AlwaysHereAndNow 5 лет назад +4

      Absolutely indeed.

    • @thompoz7114
      @thompoz7114 5 лет назад +7

      He really should decide does he want to do comedy or journalism.

    • @malahamavet
      @malahamavet 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, and sad...

    • @Retjudge
      @Retjudge 5 лет назад +5

      @@thompoz7114 think trump busy pretending being a president at the moment.

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 5 лет назад +5

      Yep. I already got my reserve seat in hell ready 😃👍

  • @peabody6293
    @peabody6293 5 лет назад +334

    God. I cannot wait until he's out of office.

    • @isabelled.4799
      @isabelled.4799 5 лет назад +36

      Unfortunately Trump is a symptom of the problem, not the cause. Until Republicans are held accountable for their support of this man, and stop abusing their power so that a minority can control the majority, then little is likely to change. But yeah, me too :)

    • @peabody6293
      @peabody6293 5 лет назад +14

      @@isabelled.4799 I think it's funny watching the Republicans scrambling so fanatically knowing they're on their last legs.

    • @sherinnovak729
      @sherinnovak729 5 лет назад +2

      The sooner the better.

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 5 лет назад +6

      Can't wait till he left earth.

    • @philswift3858
      @philswift3858 5 лет назад +6

      See yo in 24🙃🙃

  • @Nuke100
    @Nuke100 5 лет назад +292

    Maybe we should send Trump over to Syria and let him fight it out.

    • @haselnutcracker9447
      @haselnutcracker9447 5 лет назад +23

      nah he dont do actual fighting, hes more into losing money by bad decisions

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman 5 лет назад +2

      Or, since you're advocating for American troops to stay in Syria indefinitely to prevent the hypothetical rise of another ISIS, maybe you can take your internet tough guy ass to Syria and suit up

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +7

      You mean president bone spurs?

    • @kk8490
      @kk8490 5 лет назад +4

      This is the argument you use when he _sends troops_ to Syria, not when he pulls them out .

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman 5 лет назад +1

      @@d.e.b.b5788 it's weird that liberals who would have supported the anti war movement in the 60s are now criticizing Trump for not going to die in Vietnam because of reasons.

  • @dezrahn942
    @dezrahn942 5 лет назад +888

    “a potential war crime”? killing random civilians IS a war crime
    Edit: this is. Not a political statement? This in itself IS a fact? This comment doesn’t say “turkey committed a war crime” or “turkey is the only country to commit war crimes here.” Shut Up. Also to the person who said there’s no such thing as war crime: legally you are incorrect. Google is free, the United Nations website is free, the Geneva Conventions articles are public domain as well as the universal declaration of human rights.
    Edit: *sighs*

    • @berkozturk3446
      @berkozturk3446 5 лет назад +2

      Mate check your facts... Imbecille

    • @joshuapray
      @joshuapray 5 лет назад +114

      @@berkozturk3446 Maybe check yours, pal. The carnage has been nothing short of shocking.

    • @inkoalawetrust
      @inkoalawetrust 5 лет назад +106

      +Berk Ozturk Murdering civilians is definitely a war crime.
      ihl-databases.icrc.org/applic/ihl/ihl.nsf/Article.xsp?action=openDocument&documentId=A4E145A2A7A68875C12563CD0051B9AE
      Maybe before insulting people for pointing out atrocities and how they didn't "check their facts" you should actually look up what you are even talking about yourself.

    • @jac_238
      @jac_238 5 лет назад +44

      Berk Ozturk were you dropped on your head

    • @rrobiow8309
      @rrobiow8309 5 лет назад +29

      Insert name here He is a turk. Dont expect much from him. All they know is insults and spreading propaganda.

  • @derkaiser420
    @derkaiser420 5 лет назад +80

    I have Army friends, I was in the Navy, who fought with the Kurds. They told me they are fearless because they have always grown up with war and they consider them their brother's in arms. They were so pissed when Trump did this (they are Conservative btw).

    • @StAnger561to770
      @StAnger561to770 5 лет назад

      derkaiser420 yeah the same Kurds who were working with Isis and had a man inside the Isis leaders compound for months and months🤣😂🤣😂

  • @adwaitnaravane5285
    @adwaitnaravane5285 4 года назад +20

    'I don't like sand. It's course, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere!' - Darth Vader.

  • @abrahambarron8615
    @abrahambarron8615 5 лет назад +555

    Trump: “Hes a tough man, hes a strong man”
    Also Trump: “Dont be a tough Guy”

    • @Kiev-in-3-days
      @Kiev-in-3-days 5 лет назад +10

      @@Zizos He'd probably be the squat toilet hole actually.

    • @tamirpaz7837
      @tamirpaz7837 5 лет назад

      MortallicA91 😂😂😂

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 5 лет назад +3

      Please remember to Vote him Out and ask your friends and family to do this too. Silence is consent.

  • @sapri3915
    @sapri3915 5 лет назад +272

    The man thinks every dictator is his best friends and coworker

    • @Rytoast99
      @Rytoast99 5 лет назад +1

      IDK vlogs I Know Right. But that’s why he’s a comedian. Because his beliefs are hilariously bad

    • @dag_will2615
      @dag_will2615 5 лет назад

      Because if we weren't tolerant in the meantime, we'd be at war, again

    • @tomhejda6450
      @tomhejda6450 5 лет назад +3

      Dictators don't have friends. They have profitable relationships, or aliens.

    • @alejandrogorricho4791
      @alejandrogorricho4791 5 лет назад

      @@dag_will2615 US is a nuclear power, and USA going to war agaisnt turkey would mean Turkey would be abandoned to the wolf's and attacked by Russia, and they are nowhere near the position to fight one of those countries, let alone 2, theres no way they would dare use military force agaisnt USA

    • @miksausitis
      @miksausitis 5 лет назад

      There is a literal war happening in Mexico, but all these people care about are the Kurds!

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 5 лет назад +350

    I just love “The average age in Florida is ‘oppose the Civil Rights Act’”

    • @Snowstar837
      @Snowstar837 5 лет назад +5

      I just love your formatted apostrophes haha

    • @shadowfox6438
      @shadowfox6438 5 лет назад

      Bahahaha true

    • @qwertpoo1
      @qwertpoo1 5 лет назад

      your name says it all, you are a clone without a brain for yourself

    • @louiscotteta566
      @louiscotteta566 5 лет назад

      Guys... both sides want civil rights taken away.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +1

      Qwertpool - People who watch the Rubin Report don’t get to accuse others of being mindless. You’re a worthless conservative troll.

  • @taylertroutt1327
    @taylertroutt1327 2 года назад +10

    Between John and Trevor and Klepper I can rewatch the horrible 4 years of American history and laugh before I cry.

  • @elraviv
    @elraviv 5 лет назад +87

    5:30 in fact, some Kurds fought along side with the British & the US in Normandy. they were from Iraq that was under British rule at the time.

    • @7PlayingWithFire7
      @7PlayingWithFire7 5 лет назад +4

      This has to be spread around more. Seen it a few times, with sources.

    • @biasedbrian4794
      @biasedbrian4794 5 лет назад +1

      @@munboy DON'T call BS AF, call AF BS

  • @jevansfoto
    @jevansfoto 5 лет назад +497

    Surprised Trump hasn’t had any shoes thrown at him yet

    • @buddhagoblin
      @buddhagoblin 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/9vnPn4fSn7A/видео.html

    • @dariang4725
      @dariang4725 5 лет назад

      "You LIE!"

    • @tessvan1072
      @tessvan1072 5 лет назад +44

      Suprised that Kennedy got killed and Trump is still Walking

    • @bawkray
      @bawkray 5 лет назад +1

      I'm surprised you know how to use the comment section

    • @bawkray
      @bawkray 5 лет назад +2

      @@tessvan1072 Its because killing Trump would have repercussions, also, Trump is good with the American mafia, and Kennedy wasnt

  • @rogermoore00
    @rogermoore00 5 лет назад +102

    This episode was dark. I mean I have never seen John this furious.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 5 лет назад +16

      The most pi$$ed off I've seen him, was that episode they did about separating children from their parents at the border. He was more upset there than in this piece, and that's saying something.

    • @josh0g
      @josh0g 5 лет назад

      Rightfully so.

  • @harryjamesmiller
    @harryjamesmiller 4 года назад +19

    "imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making" dang john, nice foreshadowing

  • @raspberryalya7496
    @raspberryalya7496 5 лет назад +191

    “we’ll help Saudi Arabia” with that much pride in his voice just shows the level of escapism and ignorance of the current US gov. that I can no longer find funny....just depressing, sad and painful

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 5 лет назад +10

      helping Saudi Arabia murder school children using our money and weapons is called being an ACCOMPLICE.

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 5 лет назад +188

    "Kurds didn't help in Normandy"
    Can someone please ask Trump why he likes Putin so much if Russians didn't help us during the Civil War?

    • @alexbort3082
      @alexbort3082 5 лет назад +9

      U need to learn history. Russia was on the North's side from the beginning and even sent its fleet to Washington DC in 1863 to show support.

    • @edwinng3351
      @edwinng3351 5 лет назад +7

      He helped him in the election..

    • @bluewinterstorm
      @bluewinterstorm 5 лет назад +4

      I hate to say borts right, but Russia has always liked us a *little* too much. 😓
      The OG revolution (Cathrine the Great *hated* George III and refused his request for 20,000 troops), civil war, WW 1+2, they have *always* been involved somehow.

    • @ozielmolina2348
      @ozielmolina2348 5 лет назад +1

      Trump is keeping his part of the deal. Trump got the job, but Putin is his boss

    • @Henrik_Holst
      @Henrik_Holst 5 лет назад +1

      @M M But he specifically talked about the Civil War, not the Revolutionary War.

  • @CydeFX
    @CydeFX 5 лет назад +89

    This man is a gift, and thank God he came to HBO right after Jon Stewart retired. Bringing the much needed actually on point outlooks on many much needed subjects.

    • @giannimojica5799
      @giannimojica5799 5 лет назад +3

      If that's how u feel, go watch Abby Martin RIP him a new asshole with entirely accurate facts and realistic perspectives and you'll see that John Oliver is subpar at best at addressing the real issues.

    • @marekd.7350
      @marekd.7350 5 лет назад +2

      If you take his opinion seriously, you should visit his home country, the one that is getting fucked by middle eastern dicks all day long and take him with you. His look at foreign policy is what you'd expect from a leftist puppet on leftist HBO. Looks like you like getting fed the same shit the rest of the liberals love munching on.

    • @cybererik1
      @cybererik1 5 лет назад +1

      @@marekd.7350 STFU nationalist twat. Too stupid enough to you've been duped, but you have an opinion. haha

    • @str2010
      @str2010 5 лет назад

      @@marekd.7350 I haven't finished reading, yet I can tell that you're an 8 yo troll who worships Hitler

    • @marekd.7350
      @marekd.7350 5 лет назад

      @@str2010 That's a horrible thing to say about someone you don't know, just because you disagree with my comment. I don't worship Hitler as Im a legal immigrant from Poland. He slaughtered millions of my countrymen. My family hid Jews from the Nazis. Go fuck yourself.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 3 года назад +43

    2019:"Worst mistake of his presidency"
    January 6th 2021: "Hold my beer"

  • @harrisonshone7769
    @harrisonshone7769 5 лет назад +198

    This is honestly much worse than the call with Zelensky.

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 5 лет назад +4

      I don't know about "worse," but it certainly is comparable. The man has done so many things that, not even needing to wait and see the ramifications to know that they're bad, are abhorrent and damaging to the United States and indeed the world as a whole that I just don't know what's what anymore.

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 5 лет назад +6

      I swear if any Republicans try to bring up Benghazi again, we can just show them this.

    • @samuelchurch5124
      @samuelchurch5124 5 лет назад +3

      THIS is what they should be impeaching him over

    • @narsil1984
      @narsil1984 5 лет назад +5

      But while the Ukraine business was illegal and therefore a useful constitutional breach they can use to impeach him, this diplomatic/strategic catastrophe isnt technically illegal, so no one can do much about it now.

    • @7PlayingWithFire7
      @7PlayingWithFire7 5 лет назад +3

      @@scaper8 In terms of functionally, yes, yes it is WAY worse. The only difference is that this was legal, the call was not. He is literally a puppet for dictators cause he wants to be one himself. We've known this for YEARS.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 5 лет назад +238

    Fool me once: Shame on you
    Fool me twice: Shame on me
    Fool me thrice: I must be an ally of the US

    • @dinasimone9815
      @dinasimone9815 5 лет назад

      😔

    • @ITsIMP0RT4NT
      @ITsIMP0RT4NT 5 лет назад +4

      Fool me once: Shame on you
      Fool me twice: Well you just can’t get fooled again!

    • @NatrajChaturvedi
      @NatrajChaturvedi 5 лет назад +2

      Truest comment. They have screwed over everybody except maybe the British whom they think their mother civilization...

    • @joshuapray
      @joshuapray 5 лет назад +2

      I hope this lesson is sinking in around the world. No one has any reason to trust, respect or fawn over the United States. Their whole reputation is and has been a sham. Let's leave them to their cheeseburgers and move on without them.

    • @Songshare
      @Songshare 5 лет назад

      The AJ 🌺 😔

  • @beckyferrell4716
    @beckyferrell4716 5 лет назад +464

    “MY CHICKEN IS DAYAMP” will now forever run through my mind when I see Lindsey Graham

    • @coreyrichardson5305
      @coreyrichardson5305 5 лет назад +7

      yes it's going to be a while til i get that pronunciation out of my head lol

    • @Stevenisbelieven
      @Stevenisbelieven 5 лет назад +3

      I honestly thought Lindsey Graham was a butch lesbian for about the first 2 years I knew about him. In my defense he looks like one, and his name is Lindsey.

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 лет назад +1

      StevieMac! He does look like a shitshow.

  • @isaacbrown4506
    @isaacbrown4506 11 месяцев назад +9

    Don't mind me, just making sure i play my part in remembering why this guy shouldn't have been in office once, let alone twice

  • @julianfan5794
    @julianfan5794 5 лет назад +179

    Trump also mentioned that he had a “conflict of interest” with Turkey as he said “because I have a major, major building in Istanbul ... It’s called Trump Towers. Two towers, instead of one. Not the usual one, it’s two. And I’ve gotten to know Turkey very well."

    • @MrRolandMichel
      @MrRolandMichel 5 лет назад +12

      That explains why he behaves like such a retarded Turkey, now don't it?! Gobble, gobble you Orange tinted sack of pus and vomit.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 5 лет назад +8

      Trump is crazy selfish. He only looks out for his own interest. This is like saying "I was hungry and I wanted to fish so I poisoned the lake to kill the fish."

    • @glynnismajor
      @glynnismajor 5 лет назад +3

      I've got to fact check your comment. It can't be true that he effectively admitted to conceding so Turkey could invade Syria bc of his existing business interests within Turkish borders. Was he really that fucking stupid? People get convictions and death sentences with less evidence!!

    • @NeverWolf
      @NeverWolf 5 лет назад +5

      @@glynnismajor It's true, lmao

    • @orangefelta9868
      @orangefelta9868 5 лет назад +6

      @@glynnismajor not if your rich in america. welcome to finally realizing the long-time shithole that is your country. go kill a few billionaires and do the world a massive favor. be a martyr. be a real hero, not these fake ass war heroes aka mercs you call your army

  • @marcopena7638
    @marcopena7638 5 лет назад +173

    "We love how much our saudi, german, italian, japanese and korean allies helped us in Normandy. They helped us BIGLY"

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 5 лет назад +35

      Hey without Germany there would have never been a D-Day, give them some credit...

    • @mylesgray3470
      @mylesgray3470 5 лет назад +11

      Marco Peña Trump uses selective history. Whatever works right?

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад

      Bigly, I use that often. Can't stand the Donald but that is funny

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 5 лет назад

      Wtf Did You Do America?

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 5 лет назад +2

      @@JasonDoe1000 Germans at the time gave Jews Job Opportunities,Women New Meaning Again,and Were technically fighting commies.