Impeachment: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 4 года назад +2472

    John’s comment about Trump refusing to leave the White House aged SO well.

    • @ByllionBucks
      @ByllionBucks 4 года назад +82

      fine wine would be so jealous it could not age as well as this joke

    • @Hornswroggle
      @Hornswroggle 4 года назад +37

      To be fair though (45) is nothing if not predictable...

    • @MattRuizPhotoCinema
      @MattRuizPhotoCinema 4 года назад +9

      I came just for this comment

    • @elbarto4815
      @elbarto4815 4 года назад +7

      You copied this comment for likes. Bless your insecure soul.

    • @spookado
      @spookado 3 года назад +2

      Omfg i love ur pfp

  • @AidanFedele
    @AidanFedele 4 года назад +1656

    I want to remind everyone, in 2000 a staffer working for Al Gore's campaign received information that could give Gore the edge over Bush in the debates, and they immediately called the FBI, handed over all materials sent to them, and complied fully with the investigation into the matter.

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 4 года назад +239

      Gore also made climate change his pet project. He's like the anti-Trump. I don't think he's ever gone bankrupt or assaulted any women or made any fake colleges or charities. I bet he has a real charity!

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 4 года назад +54

      Wonder what the country could have been like under him??? I still dont think we would have had 911.... I think that was somehow a retaliation to the Bush's... considering the 1st time they were bombed was during his dads presidency.... I mean maybe not. Mayne it just took that many years to get it all worked out...we will never know what this country would have been like under Gore or without Trump.... or McConnell..... I even have wondered if Hamilton wouldnt have been killed and could gave become president them maybe the civil war wouldnt have happened.... or maybe it would happened sooner..... we will never know the impact these people could have had or how terrible of an impact others have had

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 4 года назад +11

      @@namesurname9862 it's called an opinion.....

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 4 года назад +12

      @@namesurname9862 conspiracy theories are when you put right say something is true....
      I stated it was my opinion....
      I never said that was how it was...

    • @birdn4t0r7
      @birdn4t0r7 4 года назад +39

      @@namesurname9862 there's a difference between conspiracy theories and historical speculation. do you know what conspiracy theory even means?

  • @lindzann
    @lindzann 3 года назад +1898

    "He can basically do anything with no consequences." And that aged sickeningly well.

    • @DarkKnight95sm
      @DarkKnight95sm 3 года назад +13

      That can imply to basically this whole video

    • @sebastianloessl7982
      @sebastianloessl7982 3 года назад +7

      Hopefully they finally do something against it

    • @arlyduran1510
      @arlyduran1510 3 года назад +4

      Until today, that is!

    • @derianardor
      @derianardor 3 года назад +4

      So interesting the prescience of the late night hosts

    • @theliegeofshadows
      @theliegeofshadows 3 года назад +5

      @@sebastianloessl7982 I'm from the future, and I have bad news for you, buddy.

  • @madelineloyd7905
    @madelineloyd7905 4 года назад +948

    I like how Trump said High Crimes AND Misdemeanors
    He said it in a tone that suggested he commit a high crime but no misdemeanor

    • @megadude967
      @megadude967 4 года назад +97

      Well of course he doesn't do misdemeanors. I mean he doesn't do any crimes, but if he did he's only do the biggest crimes. We're talking real smart type big crimes. Kinda crimes they write books about, they put pictures of him committing the bigly crimes in the book on crimes, right on the cover. He'd never be seen doing the small, tiny crimes. Only weak people do them, the kind of people mexico sends over. All trump cares about are the big crimes, that's why he's done so many!

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 4 года назад +27

      @@megadude967 He knows all the best crimes.

    • @megadude967
      @megadude967 4 года назад +51

      @@elyssay3157 his crimes? The biggest! People come up to him and they say "Donald, your crimes are the biggest!"

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 4 года назад +36

      @@megadude967 I heard that some big, strong men who had never cried before in their entire lives, not even when they were babies, wept at the beauty of Trump crimes. I heard that from very reliable sources.

    • @megadude967
      @megadude967 4 года назад +29

      @@elyssay3157 You know, it's just.. You go on the internet and... You go and you see headlines and they say "Trump's crimes bring men to tears" and that's what it's all about in the end, you know?

  • @PickyPaige
    @PickyPaige 3 года назад +707

    Wow, if I had a nickel for every time Trump was impeached, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @mr_lrb6879
      @mr_lrb6879 3 года назад +38

      Phineas and Ferb: the gift that keeps on giving.😊

    • @RBlue118
      @RBlue118 Год назад +5

      MOOOOM Some random person on RUclips is making a Phineas and Ferb reference!

    • @MrJav702
      @MrJav702 Год назад +3

      15 cents my boy lol

  • @BugMan_95
    @BugMan_95 4 года назад +919

    "Drag him out like an uncooperative toddler" that unfortunately, aged so well..

    • @yeanah2571
      @yeanah2571 4 года назад +20

      Yea... You know you fucked up when Mitt Romney tweets against you...

    • @phthalo7401
      @phthalo7401 4 года назад +5

      It's not that the joke's aged as much as the people involved don't.

    • @phthalo7401
      @phthalo7401 4 года назад +4

      Also idk how old you guys are but I've only been alive for 3 presidents; of the 5 elections those 3 presidents were in, the popular vote and electoral majority only matched up 60% of the time. I don't want to think this is normal, but I have no way of knowing this isn't what democracy does.

    • @yeanah2571
      @yeanah2571 4 года назад +1

      @@phthalo7401 I can say that that was the case for the last few elections. Before that, I heard it wasn't, like Reagan, Bush Sr, Clinton etc. Wasn't old enough to vote until Bush Jr's first go around, which I missed. That makes me 37, I'm not sure about it boy up top tho.

    • @ryan225360
      @ryan225360 4 года назад +1

      Yikes. Yep.

  • @chrisgill1302
    @chrisgill1302 5 лет назад +1464

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge"
    - Daniel J. Boorstin

    • @chrisbova9686
      @chrisbova9686 5 лет назад +6

      That's all that's available to the people farm, consumers of media are non thinkers. Useless cud chewers. Laugh track respecters. Such a tiny sliver of the population believes what the television tells the viewers they believe until they hypnotize retards into believing their own beliefs are fringe. CNN... Catholic news network.

    • @kamilziemian995
      @kamilziemian995 5 лет назад +8

      Every one of use is prone to that. Probably deception is even more common if you on the progressive side. Because progress ''can not be wrong''.

    • @littleme3597
      @littleme3597 5 лет назад +4

      @@kamilziemian995 THAT IS WORD GAME. COMMUNIST TALK. BACKWARDS. Sounds hip, but it is back to feudal system & COMMUNISM. TALK ABOUT FOREIGN INTERFERENCE BY DEMON-RATS? Not TRUMP. ILLEGAL INVADERS BEING THE DEMON-RATS VOTING BASE. THAT IS WHAT stupid Oliver needs to talk about. Is he with BBC, M-15 SHILL?

    • @mikeswiental4815
      @mikeswiental4815 5 лет назад +3

      this describes these so called dnc comedians.. hahahhaa

    • @Lagmaster33
      @Lagmaster33 5 лет назад

      Deep, mane..

  • @tylerwright3207
    @tylerwright3207 4 года назад +173

    "Drag him out like an uncooperative toddler."
    Oh John. If only you knew how right you would end up being.

    • @mikylak7983
      @mikylak7983 Год назад +3

      In retrospect I honestly wondered at the time if we were going to actually see images just like that Photoshopped one of Trump being literally dragged out so the Bidens could move in. I'd honestly pay to see that

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 Год назад +1

      @@mikylak7983 i thought for sure he was going to chain himself to the desk in the Oval Office.

  • @verve2831
    @verve2831 5 лет назад +2512

    It frightens me to think how people know so little about the Mueller Report especially in the golden age of communication.

    • @paranoidise6458
      @paranoidise6458 5 лет назад +90

      That's because most don't care about it

    • @attackofthelumbie9029
      @attackofthelumbie9029 5 лет назад +314

      We are really in the golden age of misinformation

    • @attackofthelumbie9029
      @attackofthelumbie9029 5 лет назад +63

      @Allison Americans are misinformed not uninformed. While the two words are similar, this is an important distinction to make when having this conversation.

    • @justyouraveragefluff2298
      @justyouraveragefluff2298 5 лет назад +33

      Misinformation is where the money is. I'm kind of jealous honestly. You make bad info fueled with hate for both sides, the conflict makes people polarized, profit off the fear from both of your fake news pumps, and if its uncovered you get the added bonus of nobody trusting anything so you still make more money. It's so evil but its ingenuous.

    • @alphabah49
      @alphabah49 5 лет назад +20

      @Allison I couldn't agree more. And the kind of tailored information available online only makes people reaffirm the beliefs instead of challenging said beliefs. It's like the average American lives in a bubble. Fox News dosent help either

  • @RaccoonFoot
    @RaccoonFoot 4 года назад +2177

    Two reasons why we're here again:
    1. It actually happened.
    2. Some of us needed a reminder on what impeachment actually means.

    • @tomasgomez9925
      @tomasgomez9925 4 года назад +18

      Raccoon Foot Productions most people think impeachment means completely removed from office.

    • @rico6546
      @rico6546 4 года назад +3

      Tomas Gomez impeachment means that the president will go on trial.

    • @connorh2215
      @connorh2215 4 года назад +7

      Duncan Lockwood I don’t think you can say that liberals are the ones that don’t understand how our government works because I don’t think everyone of the people on either side know how impeachment works. Knowing how government works isn’t tied to political ideology ideology serves to make the government work in your way

    • @connorh2215
      @connorh2215 4 года назад +3

      Turbo Charged also he was impeached the house voted to do so

    • @bauncee11
      @bauncee11 4 года назад +3

      Trump had his daddy ( the GOP this time ) to bail him out

  • @TheTrueBrawler
    @TheTrueBrawler 3 года назад +416

    “In a time where norms are crumbling left and right…”
    Me in April 2020: “Sweet Summer Child.”

    • @jessaguilar4747
      @jessaguilar4747 3 года назад +12

      It just got worse....soooo much worse

    • @sighduck9789
      @sighduck9789 3 года назад +12

      Its 2021, but hindsight is 20/20.

    • @disappointmentjuice8676
      @disappointmentjuice8676 3 года назад +9

      me in april 2021: 👀

    • @DwiteLoot
      @DwiteLoot 2 года назад +6

      Me in May 2022 “There is no bottom”

    • @Hellheart
      @Hellheart 2 года назад +5

      Aww ... April of 2020. A more innocent time ....

  • @insertfunnynamehere1719
    @insertfunnynamehere1719 3 года назад +154

    This really hits different after the Capitol riot

    • @DefaOmega
      @DefaOmega 3 года назад +10

      Reliving this trauma is cathartic

  • @gurusmurf5921
    @gurusmurf5921 5 лет назад +732

    It's high crimes and misdemeanors, and since I wasn't high when I committed those crimes they can't convict.

  • @PitLord777
    @PitLord777 5 лет назад +1402

    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 лет назад +14

      Well, this kind of takes away any responsibility on the evil doing people's part and treats them as some kind of natural disaster. But I get what Burke meant when he said that. (Also, yes, I did have a déjà-vu while writing this. Thanks for asking.)

    • @HLVEYT
      @HLVEYT 5 лет назад +36

      Marie Lastname not at all. It speaks to how bad people only exist when the good people allow them to.
      Perfect example, 1 bad cop that continues doing bad things... as long as the good cops don’t stand up and stop that one bad cop, they’re allowing them to exist.

    • @juhoaalto9699
      @juhoaalto9699 5 лет назад +25

      "Hell is full of good intentions" -Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

    • @Kevin-sq1hh
      @Kevin-sq1hh 5 лет назад +6

      Nice use of an overused quote, go pick up an actual book and stfu.

    • @theuniversedoesntcare
      @theuniversedoesntcare 5 лет назад +4

      The path to hell is through good intentions.

  • @DaFiresMen
    @DaFiresMen 5 лет назад +619

    "I wouldn't have thought I needed to say this" tag line for this president.

    • @MasterJoeKerr
      @MasterJoeKerr 5 лет назад +3

      Trump will win 2020 :)

    • @anabhousen7159
      @anabhousen7159 5 лет назад +15

      @@MasterJoeKerr I don't think his fragile ego or thin skin will survive 4 more years of this but Bring it on tho

    • @wf6951
      @wf6951 5 лет назад +2

      Is that all you gotta say to get likes...we. are. fuked.

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 5 лет назад +24

      @carlos Rivas god damn, you're clever. You insulted someone without putting forth any argument whatsoever. I raise my hat to your superior argument skills.

    • @LTDomenica
      @LTDomenica 5 лет назад +12

      @@MasterJoeKerr He'll win a criminal conviction in New York for him and his family.

  • @MrMcavity
    @MrMcavity 4 года назад +62

    John Oliver, thank you so much for taking the pain out of our pathetic politics with your great sense of humor. I love it.

  • @UATU.
    @UATU. 5 лет назад +1506

    I want to thank the National Library Service at the Library of Congress for making the audio version of the Mueller Report available in record time. I should also be thankful that the Asshat in Chief hasn’t stopped the funding so far. As a blind person I never would have had access if not for the NLS ❤️

    • @spaghettitoast756
      @spaghettitoast756 5 лет назад +28

      just curious, how as a blind person do you browse youtube? also how do you read comments and type stuff? like how do you know where to click?

    • @gallzatron4046
      @gallzatron4046 5 лет назад

      @@spaghettitoast756 yeah I doubt

    • @UATU.
      @UATU. 5 лет назад +112

      Iphone voiceover, i can access everything, dictate comments and i can see the video well enough to see John is sitting at his desk but not enough to see his face or the graphics to the side.

    • @erikhalvorsen845
      @erikhalvorsen845 5 лет назад +4

      Your fears are unfounded and completely without merit! Trump said multiple times, that he wanted the report to be made public. And since he SAID it and its o, even a blind person has access to that information!

    • @UATU.
      @UATU. 5 лет назад +23

      Nate Randolph ruclips.net/video/F3uAZZBx41A/видео.html

  • @KevyWhit
    @KevyWhit 5 лет назад +2493

    So the guy that claims he never colluded. Says on tv that if he were given the chance to collude, he would definitely collude.

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 5 лет назад +60

      Kevin Whitter
      Yup! That's your genius of a prez!
      Enjoy!

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 5 лет назад +263

      @PaladinJN01 Studios Except when the information provided is directly used to influence the country's elections by providing dirt on the other candidate.

    • @thomasf.9717
      @thomasf.9717 5 лет назад +171

      @PaladinJN01 Studios You have a very strange interpretation of the Steele Dossier which clearly indicated collusion from Trump.

    • @darinaangelova2882
      @darinaangelova2882 5 лет назад +5

      Exactly.

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 лет назад +73

      I can already hear the defense.
      "Oh, I'm not saying I colluded. I said I WOULD collude, not I DID collude. I did not collude with Russia, but I will if they offered me, but no such thing happened. Nope. Definitely not."

  • @sarabenbella3940
    @sarabenbella3940 5 лет назад +237

    "Every asshole succeeds until finally, they don't." Hit a note that I needed to hear.

    • @larrym1439
      @larrym1439 5 лет назад +1

      At which point, one remains full of shit forever.

    • @Syndarix
      @Syndarix 5 лет назад +2

      Almost 4 million jobs created since election.
      More Americans are now employed than ever recorded before in our history.
      We have created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since my election.
      Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than THREE DECADES.
      Economic growth last quarter hit 4.2 percent.
      New unemployment claims recently hit a 49-year low.
      Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded.
      African-American unemployment has recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
      Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded.
      Asian-American unemployment recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
      Women’s unemployment recently reached the lowest rate in 65 years.
      Youth unemployment has recently hit the lowest rate in nearly half a century.
      Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded for Americans without a high school diploma.
      Under my Administration, veterans’ unemployment recently reached its lowest rate in nearly 20 years.
      Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election.
      The Pledge to America’s Workers has resulted in employers committing to train more than 4 million Americans. We are committed to VOCATIONAL education.
      95 percent of U.S. manufacturers are optimistic about the future-the highest ever.
      Retail sales surged last month, up another 6 percent over last year.
      Signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history. After tax cuts, over $300 billion poured back in to the U.S. in the first quarter alone.
      As a result of our tax bill, small businesses will have the lowest top marginal tax rate in more than 80 years.
      Helped win U.S. bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.
      Helped win U.S.-Mexico-Canada’s united bid for 2026 World Cup.
      Opened ANWR and approved Keystone XL and Dakota Access Pipelines.
      Record number of regulations eliminated.
      Enacted regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions.
      Obamacare individual mandate penalty GONE.
      My Administration is providing more affordable healthcare options for Americans through association health plans and short-term duration plans.
      Last month, the FDA approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before in history. And thanks to our efforts, many drug companies are freezing or reversing planned price increases.
      We reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.
      Signed Right-To-Try legislation.
      Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic.
      We have reduced high-dose opioid prescriptions by 16 percent during my first year in office.
      Signed VA Choice Act and VA Accountability Act, expanded VA telehealth services, walk-in-clinics, and same-day urgent primary and mental health care.
      Increased our coal exports by 60 percent; U.S. oil production recently reached all-time high.
      United States is a net natural gas exporter for the first time since 1957.
      Withdrew the United States from the job-killing Paris Climate Accord.
      Cancelled the illegal, anti-coal, so-called Clean Power Plan.
      Secured record $700 billion in military funding; $716 billion next year.
      NATO allies are spending $69 billion more on defense since 2016.
      Process has begun to make the Space Force the 6th branch of the Armed Forces.
      Confirmed more circuit court judges than any other new administration.
      Confirmed Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch and nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
      Withdrew from the horrible, one-sided Iran Deal.
      Moved U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem.
      Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court.
      Issued Executive Order to keep open Guantanamo Bay.
      Concluded a historic U.S.-Mexico Trade Deal to replace NAFTA. And negotiations with Canada are underway as we speak.
      Reached a breakthrough agreement with the E.U. to increase U.S. exports.
      Imposed tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to protect our national security.
      Imposed tariffs on China in response to China’s forced technology transfer, intellectual property theft, and their chronically abusive trade practices.
      Net exports are on track to increase by $59 billion this year.
      Improved vetting and screening for refugees, and switched focus to overseas resettlement.
      We have begun BUILDING THE WALL. Republicans want STRONG BORDERS and NO CRIME. Democrats want OPEN BORDERS which equals MASSIVE CRIME.

    • @gipperbanana
      @gipperbanana 5 лет назад +1

      Love life not going too well?(()

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 4 года назад

      Get Noob Haha, looks like that dumb asshole is finally gonna stop succeeding.

    • @mollsgreys5827
      @mollsgreys5827 4 года назад +2

      @@Syndarix and.... tell me why the Paris Climate Accords are bad..? Don't you want to save the planet?

  • @brynnjohnson2316
    @brynnjohnson2316 4 года назад +174

    "The FBI Director is wrong" genuinely gave me fucking chills. It is terrifying how there is a person in power who genuinely thinks he can do what he want without consequences.

    • @josephj7908
      @josephj7908 2 года назад

      That's what all Saint politicians do

  • @Jaebird88
    @Jaebird88 5 лет назад +2272

    I mean, I can't imagine criminals would ever want to call the FBI about their own crimes, which makes sense.

    • @Dave-tn3eo
      @Dave-tn3eo 5 лет назад +7

      Should use a better analogy. Its more like YOU not calling the cops when you find out someone is going to rob a bank. Still dont think thats wrong?

    • @Jaebird88
      @Jaebird88 5 лет назад +36

      But the question was asked if he or someone in relation to Trump would call the authorities if a crime was being committed. Again, a criminal calling the cops to discuss their crimes.

    • @Sai4651
      @Sai4651 5 лет назад +37

      @@Jaebird88 A better analogy is if a guy offers you some drugs and you take them. If you don't call the police, you get in trouble for taking those drugs (if they find out of course). You're only a criminal if you take the drugs, not if someone offers them to you. Trump's crime is not that he was offered information, it was that he didn't contact the FBI saying that he got information from a foreign government. But, yeah, I agree. Expecting a normal person to report their own crimes is dumb, in this instance Trump knew he was committing a crime, that's why he didn't say anything up until now.

    • @Jaebird88
      @Jaebird88 5 лет назад +23

      Trump's already a crook because look at his entire business history. He's a glorified snake oil salesmen who believes his life is a movie. Which is where he gets most of his "facts".

    • @Starcrash6984
      @Starcrash6984 5 лет назад +11

      I appreciate how funny this line is, but it's not about calling the FBI "about their own crimes"... what's being asked for here is calling the FBI about _potential_ crimes, telling them "somebody wants me to commit a crime". Trump wouldn't be held accountable for that, nor should he, except if he fails to calls the FBI about it as he has signaled he will.

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai 5 лет назад +430

    In this day and age where information is so easily accessible, it stilm amazes me how some people can be so wrong about everything.

    • @puddlemini
      @puddlemini 5 лет назад +34

      It used to be easy to watch three tv channels. Now, people dont know what to watch or who to trust. I sympathize with them. Education is needed

    • @Duskdog717
      @Duskdog717 5 лет назад +29

      @@puddlemini With only three tv channels, though, we were in even more danger of being influenced because there weren't enough diverse viewpoints out there. Now, there's an overload of information, true... but there's also zero excuse not to take advantage of what's there. Don't get your news from a single source, or only from sources that confirm your own viewpoint. Get news from multiple sources and it becomes easier to see how each of them spins it -- and easier to glimpse the truth. Fact-check everything. Education is there, people just have to stop being lazy about it.

    • @joejug162
      @joejug162 5 лет назад +16

      arenkai because google and friends are pushing their share-holders propaganda and prioritized results, while simultaneously deleting other results. They simply don't see other information ©.©

    • @hanagreg
      @hanagreg 5 лет назад +10

      Joe Jug it doesn’t work like that. Google is pushing news bits google thinks you are likely to agree and engage with.

    • @dylann3282
      @dylann3282 5 лет назад +12

      It is partly because misinformation is also so easily accessible

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 5 лет назад +1831

    Why is it that as a Canadian I seem to know more about American politics than half of America?

    • @jayit6851
      @jayit6851 5 лет назад +226

      Because Americans love to have their political news fed to them by biased media outlets while we Canadians are a neutral third party and can report on it from an outsiders perspective.

    • @SilortheBlade
      @SilortheBlade 5 лет назад +38

      Maybe ask do you know correct details about Canadian politics?

    • @muadhib001
      @muadhib001 5 лет назад +132

      Because we actually have an education system

    • @williamdion1236
      @williamdion1236 5 лет назад +18

      @@SilortheBlade Interesting actually. I think there's way less bias, but then again that's easy to say, doesn't mean it's true

    • @jasonellsworth4046
      @jasonellsworth4046 5 лет назад +9

      Because youre reading youtube comments?

  • @dissonanceofcircles5451
    @dissonanceofcircles5451 4 года назад +42

    I remember my mom in the hospital, telling her about the impeachment cheered her up immensely

  • @jordansullivan5764
    @jordansullivan5764 5 лет назад +529

    "never heard anything negative about the Mueller Report." Good god.

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 5 лет назад +68

      Jordan Sullivan
      Yeah, a lot of Americans are fuckin ignorant. Sad.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Does he actually try to be that dumb?

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 5 лет назад +100

      It's worse than you think. The county I live in went for Trump with 63% of the vote. That 63% haven't just heard nothing negative in the report, they think it _cleared_ him. They actually think that they are receiving more money now, due to the tax bill republicans passed. Even one of the guys I work with, who makes the same amount as me tells me he gets paid more now. He doesn't. I don't even know what mental gymnastics he has to go through to think that.

    • @GorinRedspear
      @GorinRedspear 5 лет назад +21

      @@Thumbsupurbum absense of mental movement probably.

    • @YoriRewind
      @YoriRewind 5 лет назад +4

      @@Thumbsupurbum All because he tweeted that aloud and he knew whatever he tweets, people will take that for granted. So he better tweet biaised bs in his favor

  • @xwasx08
    @xwasx08 5 лет назад +2403

    They upload these so late on purpose to deprive me of sleep.
    You win again Parrot man.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +18

      Haha perfect conspiracy theory!

    • @favoritesfavorites8334
      @favoritesfavorites8334 5 лет назад +5

      xwasx08 good one mate

    • @TR0VEX.
      @TR0VEX. 5 лет назад +3

      xwasx08 😂😂😂😂

    • @tvtattle
      @tvtattle 5 лет назад +6

      Um, it's a late-night show.

    • @tbohn10
      @tbohn10 5 лет назад +2

      Just work Graves shift. Then you end up listening to him instead of taking a lunch.

  • @marielavalon
    @marielavalon 5 лет назад +624

    I’ve genuinely called Emilio Estevez. I rented him a vacation condo. He was very nice. Just FYI.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +16

      Probably nicer than his brother Carlos

    • @arjeliomas
      @arjeliomas 5 лет назад +12

      But you called him necessarily. The point was that John wouldn't call him out of the blue. But thanks for the information that he's nice. Charlie makes the whole family look bad even though he may not be such a bad guy at all, either.

    • @pranavchandrasekhar6454
      @pranavchandrasekhar6454 5 лет назад +5

      this is hands down my favorite comment on this video!

    • @DASHVEED
      @DASHVEED 5 лет назад +8

      weird flex but relevant

    • @yodaguy6956
      @yodaguy6956 5 лет назад

      @@arjeliomas I really wish Charlie Sheen has dropped of sight a few years ago so we could have maintained the image of living the dream.

  • @gg454lune
    @gg454lune 4 года назад +52

    An uncooperative toddler, exactly. That's what is happening right now.

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames 5 лет назад +2591

    Remember what John Oliver said at the end of 2016:
    "THIS IS NOT NORMAL."

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад +34

      Drastic times require drastic measures. #impeach

    • @mongo1137
      @mongo1137 5 лет назад +25

      He also said 'Fuck you, 2016'

    • @Metaphix
      @Metaphix 5 лет назад +52

      and "please run Donald Trump, im begging you"

    • @enamelpin628
      @enamelpin628 5 лет назад +50

      @curragh 42 Well assume you had to go through a very difficult process to get to another country and you finally made it, wouldn't you want to make money there?

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 5 лет назад +36

      @curragh 42 an outside view, might prove to make you see things from a different perspective. Oliver loves America by the way. If he didn't, he would not have stayed.

  • @SocialGore
    @SocialGore 5 лет назад +2507

    With Trump you need to reverse questions. "If Joe Biden was offered dirt on you from Russia, should he take it?"
    Trump: "No way, that would be illegal"

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 5 лет назад +231

      I was actually surprised that this possibility was not mentioned in the interview. I'd love to hear his answer.

    • @marvincool3744
      @marvincool3744 5 лет назад +151

      I’m pretty sure that’s how they got Ted Bundy to confess. They asked him what kind of person would do these killings and he unknowingly explained everything in the third person.

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 5 лет назад +59

      @Marvin Cool OJ's book--"If I did It"

    • @timothylcrowe1
      @timothylcrowe1 5 лет назад +6

      Hillary did take that offer from steel. Judicial watch has proof Hillary and the FBI paid Steel in addition to Fusion GPS.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 5 лет назад +32

      @@marvincool3744 Are you comparing Trump to Ted Bundy? He's not a serial killer, he's a less-likable dickhead Reagan who doesn't even have the excuse of dementia for making no sense. I hope he doesn't get a second term mostly so I can watch him be an asshole in a safe, consequence-free environment. He's a TV celebrity. One with an atrocious ego unfit for office. But he technically didn't do anything illegal, he just admitted that he wouldn't have any qualms acting as president like one of his contestants on The Apprentice. Honestly, even if you think Trump would absolutely do something illegal to win office, the Russians are much more careful. To say they'd rely on him to be their man is an insult on the country with 70 years of KGB oppression practice. They know better. He was openly more pro-Russian than Hillary, so they destroyed her name. Not much different that the United States interfering in every government they could in the latter half of the 20th century to thwart communism. Actually, they managed to do it without any assassination, just prodding political divisions and strategically releasing the gross things politicians do to secure America's dominance on the world stage. A master-class effort in information warfare, really.

  • @WildWestSamurai
    @WildWestSamurai 5 лет назад +1789

    "Mueller has to go. Call me back when you've done it." "Have you done it?"
    That sounds like something a MAFIA BOSS would say. Jesus...

    • @joshuacampbell17
      @joshuacampbell17 5 лет назад +16

      Level 35

    • @catsmom129
      @catsmom129 5 лет назад +21

      Not the first time he’s acted like a crime boss:
      www.needtoimpeach.com/corruption/trump-intimidation-tactics/

    • @joelramirez8629
      @joelramirez8629 5 лет назад +27

      He used the term "wise guy" during that recent interview. lol cartoon

    • @MichaelJames-lz7ni
      @MichaelJames-lz7ni 5 лет назад +4

      No....lieutenants do as they’re told when their boss tells them to do something.

    • @kylemcelyea4903
      @kylemcelyea4903 5 лет назад +12

      TDS is strong in this thread one day you sheep will wake up but until then enjoy your 6 years of tears.

  • @BeWe1510
    @BeWe1510 4 года назад +41

    Do you know what shocked me most in this video? That the term „conservative news“ is not only used by their opponents. This Lady openly admitted that the news she watched were biased. News should be as neutral as possible and that some people dont even try anymore to seem neutral is deeply worriesome

  • @capnmooseknuckle
    @capnmooseknuckle 5 лет назад +1459

    He is truly the embodiment of the Narcissists Prayer:
    A Narcissist’s Prayer
    That didn’t happen.
    And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
    And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
    And if it is, that’s not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
    And if I did…
    You deserved it.

    • @larrym1439
      @larrym1439 5 лет назад +9

      Not bad

    • @hanaomer4419
      @hanaomer4419 5 лет назад +41

      I’m screenshotting this holy shit

    • @jozz2248
      @jozz2248 5 лет назад +11

      A truly unabashed one at that.

    • @slj8512
      @slj8512 5 лет назад +7

      @@hanaomer4419 lol me too!!

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 5 лет назад +19

      Is that a quote from The Art of the Deal?

  • @aztn19
    @aztn19 5 лет назад +1227

    Who’s back after hearing about that the House had set in motion formal impeachment charges against Trump?

    • @jakepearson7403
      @jakepearson7403 5 лет назад +14

      Keen for the show to cover it.

    • @christophersmith399
      @christophersmith399 5 лет назад +13

      What’s crazy is I was actually watching this the day before the announcement.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 5 лет назад +15

      I am. And I have to say, this is a refreshing contrast to the top comments normally being something along the lines of "the fact that this video is still just as applicable today as it was when it was made shows how little progress has been made on this issue and that bothers me."

    • @ImNotAThief
      @ImNotAThief 5 лет назад +16

      I’m watching it as a refresher because all of the things covered in this video have recently been swept under the rug. I needed to remind myself that he has done some pretty bad things on top of all of the things happening now.

    • @fourcatsandagarden
      @fourcatsandagarden 5 лет назад +7

      youtube suggested this to me (I'd imagine because of the impeachment charges) and I forgot it was an old episode.....so I suppose I fall into this category

  • @RWAsur
    @RWAsur 5 лет назад +150

    FINALLY, SOMEONE SAYS THE TRUTH ABOUT GREASE

    • @scott3512
      @scott3512 5 лет назад +2

      K N right? Lol I’ve often said that the holy trinity of rapey musicals is Grease, Dirty Dancing and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

    • @zinaj9437
      @zinaj9437 5 лет назад +3

      I've never liked Grease. Creeped me out.

    • @zinaj9437
      @zinaj9437 5 лет назад +1

      @A Non - I think you slept through the plots of the two musicals while humming along with the melodies.

    • @minako134
      @minako134 5 лет назад +1

      @A Non 1) I ALWAYS disliked how Grease ended with the girl dressing sexy to please the guy, always thought that since watching it for the first time in 2001 or so, that's not a recent opinion of mine at all. 2) Using context to analyze a piece of art should be encouraged, not discouraged. When looking at Shakespeare, of course we appreciate the time it was written in. "Holding Shakespeare to the standards of 2019" is something literally no one is doing here, you're just setting up an extreme example to make your argument look sane in comparison.

    • @Mackinz92
      @Mackinz92 5 лет назад

      @A Non Works of art are subjective. One person can view them as harmless, while another can veiw them as a sign of cultural evil.
      Take civil war monuments.

  • @frenchfryacolyte2859
    @frenchfryacolyte2859 3 года назад +93

    Anyone else here after impeachment number two?

    • @EvilChicken25
      @EvilChicken25 3 года назад +4

      You know it!

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Год назад +4

      Here after the indictment.
      By a grand jury.
      For an entirely different thing than either the impeachments, after checking again.
      Past You would never guess what it was.

  • @jordanhurd1988
    @jordanhurd1988 5 лет назад +858

    I was hoping for Emilio Estevez to show up at the end asking for his lost wallet.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +7

      He could use the publicity.

    • @mickeyamf
      @mickeyamf 5 лет назад +2

      I was hoping trump would show up at the end dressed as johns faory gos mother and tell him he was resigning

    • @Nicciolai
      @Nicciolai 5 лет назад +2

      That would have been great.

    • @jeremyhaeuptle7924
      @jeremyhaeuptle7924 5 лет назад +3

      It's the one that says Bad Mother Funker on it..

    • @cindybriden372
      @cindybriden372 5 лет назад +3

      Jordan Hurd - LOL

  • @AliciaNyblade
    @AliciaNyblade 5 лет назад +719

    "If nothing else, impeachment steps should be taken so we can stand by the fundamental principle that no one is above the law."
    Exactly, John, exactly.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 лет назад +37

      Yes, this. Regardless of the consequences, which no one can predict, it should be done for this reason.

    • @timothylcrowe1
      @timothylcrowe1 5 лет назад +2

      Hillary first or Trump will be President again.

    • @AliciaNyblade
      @AliciaNyblade 5 лет назад +21

      @@lynnwilhoite6194 Completely agree. The fact that steps haven't been taken yet is just disgusting. Trump's nothing but a glorified mob boss, essentially, and if the rest of the government purposefully sits on its hands and does nothing, it will show they themselves mean nothing.

    • @AliciaNyblade
      @AliciaNyblade 5 лет назад +29

      @carlos Rivas Go back under your bridge, troll.

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 5 лет назад +34

      @carlos Rivas I would want impeachment if a democrat president was doing the same things Trump is doing. I guess some people only care about justice when it's convenient.

  • @JohnThomas-ut3go
    @JohnThomas-ut3go 5 лет назад +457

    The right thing, even if unpopular, is never the wrong thing to do.

    • @pexeq
      @pexeq 5 лет назад +9

      So you agree that the wall is necessary. Good.

    • @dr.blackphil7512
      @dr.blackphil7512 5 лет назад +44

      @@pexeq hmm that's kinda a forced comment imo

    • @birdrocket
      @birdrocket 5 лет назад +38

      pexeq it ain’t the right thing to do

    • @dr.blackphil7512
      @dr.blackphil7512 5 лет назад +33

      @@pexeq what's necessary is to have a leader that don't have a mind of a toddler.

    • @pexeq
      @pexeq 5 лет назад +7

      @@birdrocket How would you know? Do you think you decide what "the right thing to do" is? Protecting your border is definitely not the wrong thing to do.

  • @ranedae
    @ranedae 5 лет назад +20

    Watching this while the impeachment inquiry. Thank you for being your intelligent, vital self, John Oliver. We need you.

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid 5 лет назад +471

    Anybody else come back after hearing today's news?

    • @dr.OgataSerizawa
      @dr.OgataSerizawa 5 лет назад +2

      Not I. Why do you ask?

    • @wms_raggedwarrior1232
      @wms_raggedwarrior1232 5 лет назад +2

      @Suffer No Fools I could also say the same about you. Expected as much from a trump supporter. See?

    • @wms_raggedwarrior1232
      @wms_raggedwarrior1232 5 лет назад

      @Suffer No Foolshey no bad blood, I'm not into American politics just a curious passerby. I just like watching John Oliver

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 5 лет назад +469

    That lady is a good example of how America works now:
    "i only listen to bias News, so i haven't heard anything negative yet."
    the longer Trump stays in the White House, the worst it looks.

    • @jan3211200
      @jan3211200 5 лет назад +16

      ... im pretty much numb to it all now... im just waiting for it all to crash and burn... iv lost all hope...

    • @Hon_Doward
      @Hon_Doward 5 лет назад +31

      Works the other way too. Many liberals just scream and shout impeach and have no clue what that even means (as Pelosi said)

    • @Rox123ify
      @Rox123ify 5 лет назад +12

      @@Hon_Doward
      Ahahaha... we're all fucked. Hahahahahahelp

    • @cd1565
      @cd1565 5 лет назад +2

      I don’t mind America burns, got backup plan set up

    • @coolinr9302
      @coolinr9302 5 лет назад +3

      andrew Infante no were not. In reality, nothings gonna happen and everyone just blindly follows what they hear on the news. Trump is going to stay in office and proceed to make minimal changes people wouldnt even notice if it wasnt for the news, and then whoever wins 2020 will repeat the cycle. Outliers like Obama and Trump who actually commit major acts get torn down by opposing parties who see false connotation or oppresion in acts that may not even impact their life in any way. Everybody loses if you look at it from such an ignorant perspective.

  • @gerardvangaalen9164
    @gerardvangaalen9164 5 лет назад +658

    Meanwhile: A guy caught smoking pot a few years back is doing hard times in prison surrounded by hardened criminals ...

    • @puddlemini
      @puddlemini 5 лет назад +27

      It pays to do white collar crime. Their pretty hands are useless for prison labor

    • @A.R01
      @A.R01 5 лет назад +1

      Nederlandse wet zit ook niet echt lekker in elkaar.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +15

      Someone who hurts more people than a petty criminal is shown way more leniency

    • @gerardvangaalen9164
      @gerardvangaalen9164 5 лет назад +3

      @@A.R01 Apples and Oranges

    • @bee4123
      @bee4123 5 лет назад +7

      so. 👏freakin. 👏true. 👏

  • @jasonlindbeck8023
    @jasonlindbeck8023 5 лет назад +194

    Who wants to see him revisit the issue now that the process has actually begun?

    • @samanthamichael9840
      @samanthamichael9840 5 лет назад +6

      I do I'm hoping nxt week episode is about wtf is going on now. I need 2 say I'm rewatching this episode

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 5 лет назад +8

      The fact that he's threatened a whistleblower seems worthy of its own episode.

  • @jii.
    @jii. 5 лет назад +661

    We're being kept from the details of John Oliver's
    Harry Potter fan fiction!

    • @WillACarpenter
      @WillACarpenter 5 лет назад +18

      #snarglebargle

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 лет назад +10

      @Jin Nin
      May I take this opportunity to say that I've written John Oliver - Harry Potter crossover fanfiction?
      Want to read? I'll post it if you want :D

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 5 лет назад +7

      I think we all deserve to know.

    • @nasekiller
      @nasekiller 5 лет назад +6

      Dudley Dursley travels back in time and takes the name Donald J. Trump.
      e: wait, no. gilderoy lockhart = Donald Trump. They are both lying narcissists with stupid hair.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 лет назад +4

      @Jin Nin
      (I once wrote this when there was 'no news' announced on John's Facebookpage. Back then, nobody read it or cared. So here it is again :) )
      The story of Emma Jansen. *_Why John Oliver didn’t get accepted to Hogwarts._*
      It was a cold, winter's evening and while the wind swept through the dark, narrow streets of Hogsmeade, a cloaked figure left footprints on the snow, as he strode along the empty shops.
      No one knew him here, no one would recognize him here. He was safe. His pace grew quicker with each new gust of wind and it wasn't long before the Hogwarts castle stood in front of him.
      When he turned to his left, he almost jumped with fright. A figure with a hooked nose and greasy, long hair, stared at him.
      "Name?", the person asked.
      "Oliver..", was the answer.
      "Oliver Twist? Man, you orphans know where to find Hogwarts....listen, you're too old to join, I-"
      "Jóhn...Oliver...", the stranger explained.
      “Oh…right you had an appointment with Dumbledore?”
      Without saying anything, the man with the hooked nose, then opened the gates and the cloaked stranger called John Oliver, stepped forward and shook the snow from his head.
      He followed the man through a long set of hallways, up a lot of stairs and passing by a lot of confused students.
      “Is that the new Defense of the Dark Arts teacher?”, a Ravenclaw asked.
      “He won’t last a day…”, a Hufflepuff muttered.
      At the end of a long set of stairs, there were two large statues.
      The man with the large nose knocked on the door and the other man with the large nose, John Oliver, waited a moment and then carefully opened the door.
      Inside the room, there were lots of shiny items, globes, sets of glowing potions and a large bird with glowing golden feathers. John walked with small steps, as not to knock anything over and sat down in front of the desk. Only then he realised the desk was empty.
      “H-hello?”, he asked. There was no answer.
      On the desk lay an arrangement of items, including a diary, a ring, a box of sherbet lemons and a small wristwatch. John leaned forward and noticed the large indicator was pointing at the 10, rather than the 12. It wasn’t time yet.
      A bit more relaxed, he turned to his left and leaned back a bit, taking a good look at the large, redgolden bird next to the desk. It was very silently sitting there, like it was contemplating the existence of the universe. Or it’s preparing to attack me, John thought.
      In an attempt to seem friendly and not at all intimidating, John grinned friendly at the bird, waving his hand with a barely raised arm and nodding respectfully. The bird sighed.
      “Alright, well..sorry for disturbing your thoughts..”, John apologized and nervously shifted back and forth on the seat. The bird was still staring with this weird look on its face, while some feathers fell to the floor and it sighed again.
      “Do you think he’d mind if I take a sherbet lemon?”, John thought to himself. He grabbed one (or three) and started sucking on them, while a rustling noise in the back of the room caught his attention.
      Carefully walking through the rubbish and items, John moved to the back and heard the noise again, louder. It came from a window, very high up. If he could júst take another step back, he’d see the source of-
      “BAM! BOOM! CLANG!” A large metal globe had fallen over and with a eardeafening ringing sound, was now making its way through the crowded room.
      “AAAAH STOP STOP!!!”, John yelled and ran after it, but as soon as he’d reached the desk, the ball (that seemed to have a mind of his own) had started spinning in circles around it.
      “Stop! STOP!” John jumped on the chair and wondered where the sudden source of heat was coming from. A short look to his left made clear that the bird had caught fire.
      “JESUS CHRIST!” He leaped from the chair, but was immediately tackled by the ringing globe and from the floor, witnessed smouldering bits of bird falling down from the stick.
      John gasped, his legs trembling as he stood up and moved towards the stick a second time.
      (The story will continue in my next comment)

  • @codyh98
    @codyh98 5 лет назад +109

    If nothing else, it's the ultimate slap in the face to an egotistical narcissist for his own country to publicly attempt to eject him on national television. He'd have to live with that always.

    • @Babylauncher3000
      @Babylauncher3000 5 лет назад +8

      @PA Durand Trump is 73. Hes likely to be dead in under 15 years. His legacy should be in the same realm of Nixon.

    • @billveusay9423
      @billveusay9423 5 лет назад +3

      Nice way to see it, but I'm not sure he'd believe it. He'd probably argue that it was the immigrants/the democrats/his mom's fault.

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 5 лет назад +3

      carlos Rivas
      Stay in school, dude 🐑🤤

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад

      I had hoped he would resign by now, but he has no shame.

  • @imanenthuse4009
    @imanenthuse4009 5 лет назад +97

    this is exactly what warren has been saying but oliver said it better lol.

  • @AlexMourning5635
    @AlexMourning5635 Год назад +10

    Who else is here during the documents scandal? Commenting recently after they found 130 more at Mar a Lago. These past 8 years have felt like a fever dream.

  • @vanillathunder3024
    @vanillathunder3024 5 лет назад +2644

    Trump 2016: I’m the law and order candidate
    Trump 2019: I ain’t no snitch

    • @Lyhaire
      @Lyhaire 5 лет назад +204

      2016 I am the law and order candidate
      2018 I am no snitch, no collusion!
      2019 Hey, who wants to collude? Call 1 800 collude

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss 5 лет назад +43

      Trump 2019: "I AM! THE LAW!"

    • @dirkmcnasty8585
      @dirkmcnasty8585 5 лет назад +231

      Oh it goes way beyond that:
      Trump: "I'm rich, but you can't see my taxes. I'm exonerated, but you can't see the report. I'm the smartest, but you can't see my grades. I'm in perfect health, but you can't see my medical records."
      Trump: "I'm going to hire the best people! I have the best people lined up!"
      Cohen
      Before: "The man is an honest, honorable lawyer."
      After: " The man has been lying his whole life."
      Omarosa
      Before: "I love Omarosa. Tremendous person!"
      After: "Wacky Omarsoa got fired four times, missed work, late to meetings, etc. Begged me for a job."
      Steve Bannon
      Before: Campaign Chief and Chief Strategist
      After: "Sloppy Steve Bannon"
      Paul Manafort
      Before: Campaign Manager
      After: "Briefly involved with campaign"
      George Papadopoulos
      Before: Foreign Policy Advisor and two seats away from Trump.
      After: Coffee boy
      Giuliani:
      Before: "Trump asked Comey to go easy on Flynn".
      After: "We say they say"
      Trump: "Did/ didn't"
      Roger Stone
      Before: Senior Adviser with campaign
      After: "Outside consultant"
      Trump Supporters:
      "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Uranium One! MAGA!"
      Fox News:
      Russian Investigation: "End now! 2 Years! (Has paid for itself alone in assets seized from Manafort)
      Benghazi (After 5 years and no evidence most costly investigation for Congress EVER): Must investigate more!
      Hillary: "Lock her up!"
      Trump: "Innocent until proven guilty"

    • @We1mann
      @We1mann 5 лет назад +1

      @@dirkmcnasty8585 h

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 5 лет назад +36

      @@dirkmcnasty8585 👏👏👏 I'd like to give your awesome comment one millions likes!

  • @donutdouglas67
    @donutdouglas67 5 лет назад +720

    "Give me a break, life doesn't work that way" and "The FBI director is wrong".
    This is what you say when you had everything your way and when someone say NO to you, your ego kicks in and fights back. So bad.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 5 лет назад +6

      or when you did nothing wrong and the sore losers are looking for any excuse to explain why they lost a fixed election in their favor. Clinton was fed questions by CNN. Russia had no motive to get Trump in office except to expose an actual criminal and show how corrupt and hypocritical the U.S. is by allowing Clinton to get away with everything.

    • @donutdouglas67
      @donutdouglas67 5 лет назад +18

      MrSinister718 I am not arguing with a single thing you say but here is a thought for you. Donald trump keep insisting that China is paying for his import tariff, which is WRONG. He is lying because I can tell you that I’m in a industry where this tariff hit us hard. China doesn’t pay a dime more because it doesn’t cost them anymore to make what is already being made. Guess who pays the import tariffs of Donald trump?
      That’s right! It’s Americans who does. Why? Because the tariff is applied to products coming into the United States and the importers, American companies, are the one that is paying the higher cost. That in turn is passed onto the consumer. No China is not paying any more than necessary. They ma drop prices to get the sale or have sales loss, but they ain’t paying shit for your stupid tariffs.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 5 лет назад

      @@donutdouglas67 Good, then they'll stop buying shit from China once it becomes overpriced.

    • @lefenec
      @lefenec 5 лет назад +8

      @@MrSinister718 USA's is loosing influence all over the world this past 2 years, China is taking it's place. Good luck getting back on track.

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад +2

      @@lefenec No, it is regaining influence, problem is, we were negative in influence thanks to Obama, so it is taking a while to bring it back up.

  • @hensonburk-fawcett2750
    @hensonburk-fawcett2750 5 лет назад +156

    Always love seeing a new John Oliver

    • @lucyhemmat2592
      @lucyhemmat2592 5 лет назад +7

      A John Oliver a day keeps the Ignorance away (:

    • @1RV34
      @1RV34 5 лет назад +1

      I think it's still the same one

    • @lucyhemmat2592
      @lucyhemmat2592 5 лет назад

      @@1RV34 wudoya mean he's fresh from the womb every week

    • @nunyabiznasty8914
      @nunyabiznasty8914 5 лет назад +1

      Shush, you can't just publicly talk about the clones!

    • @lucyhemmat2592
      @lucyhemmat2592 5 лет назад

      @@nunyabiznasty8914 lol no one's going to read the responses to these comments, it's fiiiiiine

  • @kumonetta
    @kumonetta 5 лет назад +67

    Watching him say “it’s high crimes and, not with or or” left me speechless.

  • @Joannapomeroy
    @Joannapomeroy 5 лет назад +144

    Not opening an inquiry is more risky than opening one.
    Oliver is right. Even if trump isn't removed from office, hearings would shed light on the Muller report and force republicans go on record and publicly choose whether or not they will remain loyal to the constitution and the oaths they took before taking office.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +9

      They don’t give a crap about the Constitution and whatever they said when they took office. It’s all about staying in power, no matter what. It’s why they became the Party of No when Obama became president. They knew they their own people would see them as sticking to their guns (literally in some cases), while Obama would look bad for not being able to get bipartisan bills. They didn’t care about their constituents or their duty. It was a way to get power, plain and simple.
      And exposing them as frauds MAY help, but most likely their own people, like that lady, won’t hear of it.

    • @williamnjagi2388
      @williamnjagi2388 5 лет назад +1

      Now it'll Force everyone to choose a side which is good especially for the 2020 election and 2022 midterms

    • @dergotsch9284
      @dergotsch9284 5 лет назад +7

      @@williamnjagi2388 Not to be rude or anything, but if you guys over there elect this orange psychopath again, we're done with you

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia 5 лет назад

      @@dergotsch9284 Get ready to cry in the streets again.

    • @ethanwise1901
      @ethanwise1901 5 лет назад

      @@dergotsch9284 Democrats have no candidates, aside from Tulsi, that can speak to those who are not libtards.

  • @KC-ne1vi
    @KC-ne1vi 5 лет назад +420

    "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."
    -Albert Einstein
    Edit: Did not expect this to blow up like it did, wow.

    • @phoenixdavida8987
      @phoenixdavida8987 5 лет назад +23

      @@quantummuffin1895 sigh.

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, and Democrats have been doing nothing for decades.

    • @gmchilehead
      @gmchilehead 5 лет назад +4

      Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing. - John Stewart Mill

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад

      @@gmchilehead So that is why Democrats have been doing nothing, because they want their side to succeed.

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 5 лет назад +1

      Amen. Good quote.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +249

    "I can't guarantee that impeachment will work out the way you want it to because it probably won't, _but_ that _doesn't_ mean that it's not worth doing. Because if nothing else, we'd be standing by the _basic,_ _fundamental principle_ that nobody is above the law."
    And increasingly, things like this, which were once common knowledge, _now need to be said._ This is one of the reasons it's so important to teach things like American Government in high school.

    • @jackradzelovage6961
      @jackradzelovage6961 5 лет назад +1

      "nobody is above the law."
      i agree. but what law has trump broken exactly that hasnt been immediately debunked AND is significant enough to warrant impeachment?
      you know that if trump is impeached on another nothing burger, 1 hes gonna stay in and 2 youve jut set a precedent to impeach every single president ever for anything? the reps will be fully within their rights to immediately impeach the next dem president for nothing and stonewall his first years too

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 5 лет назад +5

      @@jackradzelovage6961 Murder, rape, extortion, money laundering, obstruction of justice, stalking, public nudity, public urination, human trafficking, treason, the list goes on with Trump.

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 5 лет назад +16

      @@Mictla155 Yeah, I don't know about most of that. The real issue was his attempts at obstruction of Justice, campaign finance violations, and possible tax evasion along with a few other things.

    • @Greekphire
      @Greekphire 5 лет назад +16

      @@jackradzelovage6961 Some dude spent 3 years and compiled at least 400 pages of things he found. I'd suggest looking them up as not a single one of them has been debunked yet.

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 5 лет назад +2

      @@hunterblane610 It is Donald Trump we are talking about here. Nothing is impossible.

  • @angelafisher5726
    @angelafisher5726 4 года назад +201

    July 2020....
    The Senate is wishing they would have went through with the impeachment......
    And we all are saying how good 2019 is looking....
    And then saying.....please please dont let us a year from now say we miss 2020. Because apparently it can always get worse.....

    • @davidfortier6976
      @davidfortier6976 4 года назад +8

      I, for one, am heartbroken that it didn't happen. Now the president isn't just mean and incompetent, he's mean, incompetent and rapidly going senile :(

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 4 года назад +2

      I think they really do wish they had voted him out of office.
      If we miss 2020 next year... I don't even know. I'm already wishing for a meteor to crash into the earth.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 года назад +2

      Knowing the Republicans, the likes of Hannity and Tucker and other idiots dedicating an entire TV channel to Trump and his supporters who make us wish there was a word stronger than moronic to describe them, that's probably what will happen. Despite knowing all that has happened, they still don't trust Biden or the Democrats to run the show. Frankly, I don't either but I really hope anything would be better than this.

    • @frogmanjeff
      @frogmanjeff 4 года назад +2

      October 2020 checking in. July 2020 is looking pretty good from here.

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 4 года назад +2

      @@frogmanjeff Anyone up for a good cry? Socially distanced crying, of course. Covid spreads through tears.

  • @wcatholic1
    @wcatholic1 5 лет назад +93

    I've run into this : "Anything OUR side does is OK, nothing YOUR side does is ever OK".

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +6

      That's called being a hypocrite.

    • @wcatholic1
      @wcatholic1 5 лет назад +4

      @@couragekarnga8735 Self-Righteous.

    • @LeRoiEnJaune
      @LeRoiEnJaune 5 лет назад +10

      It's called "zealotry." There's no room for logic or evidence in an argument with zealots, because logic and evidence aren't the basis for their devotion.

    • @jamesalexander5623
      @jamesalexander5623 5 лет назад +5

      I've NEVER heard a Democrat say that! .... But Republicans .... Yeah! All the Time!

    • @wizards_only
      @wizards_only 5 лет назад

      @Jack Handy you really can't recognize obvious sarcasm???

  • @steverogers6825
    @steverogers6825 5 лет назад +2413

    Republicans during Obama: HE'S SHREDDING THE CONSTITUTION!!!1!!
    Also Republicans: Treason is okay as long as we win.
    Just, wow. 😂

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 5 лет назад +37

      No, continuing the war crimes of BO is NOT okay. Also, define treason.

    • @Adam-yw1dr
      @Adam-yw1dr 5 лет назад +44

      That's usually how it goes

    • @GrieviousGeorge
      @GrieviousGeorge 5 лет назад +6

      Fuck this company

    • @AndradeSamir
      @AndradeSamir 5 лет назад +13

      they werent wrong,pretty much evey american president shits on the constitution constantly

    • @Xaphino
      @Xaphino 5 лет назад +33

      I am steep into conservative mindset and they think that Democrats are the one who are willing to do anything as long as they win the white house again. Tribalism is real folks

  • @1026karebare
    @1026karebare 5 лет назад +1872

    Coming back to watch this after today’s news lol

  • @elodiec3099
    @elodiec3099 3 года назад +95

    “Something getting talked about a lot these days: impeachment.”
    That aged well.

  • @TaYLoRBReaKouT
    @TaYLoRBReaKouT 5 лет назад +580

    Americans saying its 2 AM, meanwhile Europe be like great timing (10AM)

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 лет назад +27

      ipiesings
      The perfect morning news with a cup of tea.

    • @swiftghost035
      @swiftghost035 5 лет назад +5

      Lucky asses

    • @Rinaldigotama
      @Rinaldigotama 5 лет назад +9

      it's 5PM here where I live and it's even better

    • @ajwtube
      @ajwtube 5 лет назад +7

      Time zones are dope

    • @momon969
      @momon969 5 лет назад +7

      The cool thing with youtube is, you can watch these whenever you want.

  • @jillmac2000
    @jillmac2000 5 лет назад +51

    The bar for if a president should be impeached should not be if one party will lose the House or not afterwards 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @ShookieShook
      @ShookieShook 5 лет назад +4

      But if Democrats are the ones pushing for this, from a purely political standpoint, then it definitely is. It's not like politicians are doing this for us first and foremost--they're not our friends.

    • @bonnierobinson5917
      @bonnierobinson5917 5 лет назад +5

      In this case Democrats are your friend. Impeach Trump.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 5 лет назад +1

      It's frightening to wonder if Impeachment would have been completely impossible simply had Republicans maintained control of the House and Senate....

    • @TimezUp23
      @TimezUp23 5 лет назад

      Trump isnt being impeached because there isnt enough support for it. John Oliver is just making jokes. I wouldnt take him too seriously. He is funny though. It's just kind of sad when people actually think it's real. John is just making money exploiting free speech. He is selling confirmation bias. John could actually joke about how Mueller found no Russian collusion and Rachel maddow talked about it for two years. Now that's joke worthy. But John relies on you for money. Young people. Older more wise people see through it, and marketers target people under 35. The target has been neutralized.

  • @JohnOhkumaThiel
    @JohnOhkumaThiel 5 лет назад +163

    It would have been hard to imagine when I was a major in Government in college, that the most thorough and informative explanations would be coming from late night comedy talk shows. Thank goodness, because there is no other reliable, fair resource in America today aside from doing one’s own research.

    • @adamemac
      @adamemac 5 лет назад +7

      Not always political, but there's always Phil DeFranco. States facts, THEN offers his opinion.

    • @jessmith7324
      @jessmith7324 5 лет назад +6

      You can thank Jon Stewart for that. His show wasa reaction to what Fox news had become and now every comedian who also does political commentary came from his show

    • @krokodyl1927
      @krokodyl1927 5 лет назад +4

      Jes smith732 The late great comedian,George Carlin was no slouch elucidating our political system & its attendant hypocrisy & corruption.

    • @toddtaliaferro7876
      @toddtaliaferro7876 5 лет назад +1

      But no one beats Rachel Maddow and her team of newshounds bringing you the facts, often as they're happening.

    • @casinobreakfast8533
      @casinobreakfast8533 5 лет назад

      Check out The Young Turks on RUclips. It comes from a progressive prospective, but they are earnest and straight-forward.

  • @RandolfLycan
    @RandolfLycan 4 года назад +52

    "I mainly listen to conservative news"
    It's always good to see someone diagnose their own problem.

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 5 лет назад +118

    McGahn as Cavanaugh's understudy... Great, now I can't unsee that

  • @zacharythompson9839
    @zacharythompson9839 5 лет назад +320

    Just what i needed at 1:31 AM. Who needs sleep anyways.

  • @wadealcorn3402
    @wadealcorn3402 5 лет назад +117

    RIP Michael Elliot and Corliss Gil Christ maybe some day we can impeach Trump for them

    • @DaggeroftheMind
      @DaggeroftheMind 5 лет назад

      Or better yet, you could simply contribute to their funeral expenses.

  • @hannadiggory70
    @hannadiggory70 3 года назад +4

    watching this again in 2021 hits different

  • @sandisue8249
    @sandisue8249 5 лет назад +46

    I too would not have thought any of this needed to be said, and am frankly very disappointed in humanity.

    • @MasterJoeKerr
      @MasterJoeKerr 5 лет назад

      If MI6 offered Hillary evidence of Trump getting peed on she would've paid millions for it.

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 5 лет назад +3

      Master Joe Kerr 2
      Dude, did you watch the show?

    • @sandisue8249
      @sandisue8249 5 лет назад +2

      Master Joe Kerr 2, um... maybe you meant to comment this elsewhere? It certainly isn’t relevant here.

    • @PCtransplant
      @PCtransplant 5 лет назад +3

      @Rogerandi Noire Propaganda: information, ideas, or rumors deliberately spread widely to help or harm a person, group, movement, institution, nation, etc.. Maybe you, like Trump, simply do not understand the meaning of words.

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 5 лет назад +3

      Rogerandi Noire loves Nazi's.

  • @rheiagreenland4714
    @rheiagreenland4714 5 лет назад +368

    Nixon:
    You can't fire me i quit!!!

    • @kenolsen1845
      @kenolsen1845 5 лет назад +5

      Quit the old fashion way...no call , no show. Doug Stanhope

    • @hiltonhead5914
      @hiltonhead5914 5 лет назад +4

      Ken Olsen ghost'm

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +2

      Trump: "My impeachment was the best, the biggest impeachment in the history of our country, which I definitely did not sell out to Russia."

    • @smeltstarverse7306
      @smeltstarverse7306 5 лет назад +2

      You can’t quit I quit!

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr 5 лет назад +1

      Clinton: You want me out you'll have to kick me out!
      Trump: If they kick me out you'll all die!

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
    @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +36

    Wouldn't an impeachment put the facts of the case into public record ?

  • @wendyr.9785
    @wendyr.9785 4 года назад +728

    Who’s back after the news that he’s literally impeached?

    • @sodaviking
      @sodaviking 4 года назад +3

      Me

    • @MsColetha
      @MsColetha 4 года назад

      Me

    • @MegaPOOHPOO
      @MegaPOOHPOO 4 года назад +4

      He's not impeached theirs 3 branches of government not one. You ppl are mad for withholding military aid that will be used to kill innocent people.....think about that

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 4 года назад +18

      @@MegaPOOHPOO He is impeached because he stole the money from Congress that they had given to Ukraine. And Trump held it hostage until Ukraine agreed to do a phoney baloney "investigation" of Joe Biden. There are suppose to be three branches of government, Trump is acting like he's the only one. And talk about innocent people being murdered, how about the Russians forcibly annexing Ukrainian territory like it's the 1940's and Germany is rolling into Poland?

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 4 года назад +8

      @msw7qw11 Trump has been charged with dereliction of his presidential duties, attempted extortion, and interfering in a federal investigation, all high crimes, all punishable by impeachment.

  • @flame_emerald
    @flame_emerald 5 лет назад +349

    I mean, even if you like a president, you should atleast let people investigate him/her. If you're so confident that they are a good person, then you should let them be examined

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 5 лет назад +20

      @@thomasgassett7157 Trump's corruption: A single, broad, long investigation.
      Hillary's involvment in the Bengahzi tragedy: Dozen's of investigations each finding absolutely no criminality.

    • @thomasgassett7157
      @thomasgassett7157 5 лет назад +4

      @@ZeldagigafanMatthew so, dozens of investigations that find absolutely nothing is good? BTW Trump was investigated by the House and the Senate, and Mueller, and they all came up with nothing. NO collusion NO obstruction.

    • @thomasgassett7157
      @thomasgassett7157 5 лет назад +1

      @@ZeldagigafanMatthew so, dozens of investigations that find absolutely nothing is good? BTW Trump was investigated by the House and the Senate, and Mueller, and they all came up with nothing. NO collusion NO obstruction.
      Why do I even bother talking to the LImp Left? Hell you can't even remember what actually happened. You just repeat the party lie until it's all you know.

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 5 лет назад +35

      @@thomasgassett7157 "you just repeat the party lie" says the guy who repeats exactly what Trump was saying, and likely hasn't even read or heard a reading of the Mueller report, only accepting the Barr memo. There IS evidence of obstruction, just look at his firing of Comey over the investigation for starters.

    • @thomasgassett7157
      @thomasgassett7157 5 лет назад +3

      @@ZeldagigafanMatthewObstruction needs an action not just words, which is why Trump was not indicted on obstruction ... you mindless Lefty tool. Firing Comey had no impact on the investigation .... ergo ... no obstruction. Think for once in your Lefty near life. Do you really think you can convince the American people that Trump should be impeached for obstructing an investigation that found him not guilty? Really, then why do the numbers for impeachment keep on dropping? Its like 36 percent you stupid drone.

  • @ryancarter2959
    @ryancarter2959 5 лет назад +127

    “Using a word that I can’t use on TV”
    The word is Shit
    Oh HBO

    • @ryanward3938
      @ryanward3938 5 лет назад +1

      That is the dumbest comment I've read so far thank you for wasting my time we are all now Dumber for having read it and may God have mercy on your soul Trump 2020

    • @JustJake951
      @JustJake951 5 лет назад

      A Non that’s not even the worst part of his comment

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 5 лет назад +1

      Oh FCC

    • @JustJake951
      @JustJake951 5 лет назад

      A Non yeah true. Honestly imo I’m not sure how much time there is to cover with election coming next year and a (new/same) President sitting in January 2021. Just hope senate republicans won’t sell out for trump’s BS

    • @ryancarter2959
      @ryancarter2959 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Ward well apparently I’m the only one who got the reference 😂

  • @quantumeseboy
    @quantumeseboy 5 лет назад +321

    Norway, if you're listening!

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 лет назад +25

      Quantumese Boy
      I hope you are able to find those peepee tapes everyone is talking about !

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +15

      Of course he likes Norway. They look like Snow White over there!

    • @Henrikko123
      @Henrikko123 5 лет назад +17

      Norway represent 🙌

    • @kajvinter3809
      @kajvinter3809 5 лет назад +48

      As a Norwegian, faen ta Trump. Fuck him.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад +53

      I don't think Norwegians enjoy being Trumps go-to idea for a good country. If he knew anything about them, he'd probably despise them. Very liberal (even their conservatives probably wouldn't be allowed in the GOP), have universal healthcare, care about the environment, no draconic slave-labor prison system...

  • @ingeborg-anne
    @ingeborg-anne 4 года назад +32

    Well. No idea how you did it, but the uncooperative toddler part is quite literally coming to pass. He even said the secret service would have to drag him out.

    • @Crazdor
      @Crazdor 2 года назад

      Four years of observing the lunacy that was his administration, I'm guessing.

  • @Dliciousization
    @Dliciousization 5 лет назад +434

    So who is rewatching this after the house's official impeachment inquiry?

    • @andreasdieterwurster9510
      @andreasdieterwurster9510 5 лет назад +3

      I just did... :-)

    • @SFongwong
      @SFongwong 5 лет назад +2

      Me too lol

    • @ambers.9891
      @ambers.9891 5 лет назад +2

      Omg yes

    • @dove4108
      @dove4108 5 лет назад +3

      Boy John Oliver’s arguments and explanations ring so true ( and funny!)

    • @JagroopM
      @JagroopM 5 лет назад +2

      Trump 2020 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 get over it, we do it all the time.

  • @FishcatGames
    @FishcatGames 5 лет назад +219

    omg the trump using the n word and Warren vet thing killed me.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 5 лет назад +20

      If trump publicly went out and used the N word, his ratings would actually skyrocket

    • @noahdewitz790
      @noahdewitz790 5 лет назад +3

      @@OlEgSaS32 probably so. Sad, that.

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 5 лет назад

      I wanna know what the crazy s -t is

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 5 лет назад

      OlEgSaS32 Among his core supporters, certainly. And considering that they blindly follow him anyway, that's saying something.

    • @honestiguana
      @honestiguana 5 лет назад +1

      The democrats PAID FOR FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE against Trumps campaign. UK former spy Christopher Steele made it, with help of RUSSIAN AGENTS. It was paid for by Fusion GPS, a façade company of the Clinton Foundation... They bought the Steele dossier wich was used by Obama to weaponize the FBI, spying on his adversary. This alone makes Watergate sound like a drop in the ocean. Soooo, cames this CLOWN saying fOrEiGn InTerFeReNcE iS wRoNg? He IS a foreigner, to begin with. Hypocritical POS. F*ck him, and ALL leftists alike. Wake up! YOU are the real Russian puppets.

  • @ivucica
    @ivucica 5 лет назад +238

    “Give me a brake!” [sic] while observing a speeding stroller.

  • @bellaferelli751
    @bellaferelli751 4 года назад +111

    Impeachment Eve 2019 viewing, anyone?

    • @PATOREX88
      @PATOREX88 4 года назад +1

      Happy Impeachment day!!!

    • @EyedMite
      @EyedMite 4 года назад

      Yup trying to see what exactly is going to happen now!

    • @waldo9254
      @waldo9254 4 года назад +3

      @@EyedMite Nothing is going to happen now. Did you not watch the above video? This is not a victory for democrats, it's just another part of the charade. It changes nothing.

    • @EyedMite
      @EyedMite 4 года назад +1

      waldo9254 yup that’s what I thought.thanks for the confirmation

  • @masonwarehime3127
    @masonwarehime3127 5 лет назад +700

    this 20 minute video taught me more about impeachment than 4 years of high school

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +31

      Public schools were originally designed to create basically competent workers for the corporations. It was never intended to educate the masses.

    • @tgflux
      @tgflux 5 лет назад +5

      Seriously?! TBF, I started my good old public high school just 2 years after Nixon was out on his (tragically pardoned) @ss. Thank you, Mrs Blau's Civics class!

    • @ojsimp3699
      @ojsimp3699 5 лет назад +2

      @@d.e.b.b5788 Do what you're told and we'll take care of you.

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 5 лет назад +5

      wouldnt it be great if schools were privatized so they had to compete by teaching better and needed info?

    • @vs-btd8858
      @vs-btd8858 5 лет назад +13

      @@newman6434 and then the poor people, wich do exist, can't afford it

  • @NancyChasteen
    @NancyChasteen 5 лет назад +276

    True, not doing anything is enabling the abuser. That's all he is.

    • @ryanward3938
      @ryanward3938 5 лет назад

      That's sum dumb shit Trump is going to win 2020 best president of the last hundred years

    • @barthalen
      @barthalen 5 лет назад +1

      @@ryanward3938 Ryan 'escaped from the Ward'.

    • @axelwedelin92
      @axelwedelin92 5 лет назад

      @@ryanward3938 Do you believe that Trump should be above the law?

  • @AntActApp
    @AntActApp 5 лет назад +230

    snapple has NEVER been "the nice tea"

  • @mashamitchell9574
    @mashamitchell9574 5 лет назад +59

    This aged very well. It's being recommended now for some strange reason.

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 года назад +2

      1 year later... it starts again.

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 3 года назад +1

      @@TheLibermania those men who were mentioned in the beginning of the segment must be very happy in the afterlife right now!

  • @williamlopes001
    @williamlopes001 5 лет назад +660

    "If the president can shut down an investigation, he can basically do anything with no consequences. It's a big, big deal."
    Casual tuesday on Brazil...

    • @meanreversion6849
      @meanreversion6849 5 лет назад +8

      The failed Brazilian socialists were crooks too, get over it, same thing here with our glorious DNC and GOP. Demotard and Republitard fanboys contribute to the nation's failures with their stupidity and laziness. I am tired to explain.

    • @Revealingstorm.
      @Revealingstorm. 5 лет назад +47

      @@meanreversion6849 you seem too tired to reply in full sentences as well.

    • @alcalhoun543
      @alcalhoun543 5 лет назад +3

      He did shut down any investigation what part of not guilty don't you understand , you can't be part guilty or part not guilty its one or the other it's like being part pregnant

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +40

      @@alcalhoun543 sorry, Trumptard, the report did NOT say that. It said that because of an internal policy Mueller couldn't indict Trump,BUT there IS a government branch which can. IE : The House of Representatives.
      Your Orange Führer was NOT found innocent of all charges.

    • @alcalhoun543
      @alcalhoun543 5 лет назад +2

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 well leftdickless I can't prove u stolen the candy bar but I just have a gut feeling you did and waste 2 years and millions of dollars so to make it look like u took it I'll write that in my report your not guilty but u may be

  • @htnirybal6832
    @htnirybal6832 5 лет назад +94

    I sincerely wish the next episode is about what has happened in Hong Kong these days. Like John said, something we do doesn't seem to be working, which doesn't mean it is not worthwhile doing it either.

    • @desertguy1362
      @desertguy1362 5 лет назад

      i am still confuse about that protest, 2 million people or about 1/4 of the nations country protest to kick out their PM or president due to two nations one government even though they have their own GDP. I am sure i can read up on it but there is too much to pack in. I need John to break it down for me.

    • @htnirybal6832
      @htnirybal6832 5 лет назад

      Desert Guy too hard to clarify it in a few lines. What finally triggered the anger of HK people is the new extradition law, which is a big threat to the so called one country two system and the independence of HK’s judicial system. That’s why people there went out since they’ve driven to the edge of the cliff while there is no return.

    • @htnirybal6832
      @htnirybal6832 5 лет назад

      Thomas Mullins well...I don’t feel positive in any sense either, however HK is still not China yet, and HKers will never surrender. It is stupid to expect the government to do something good, but hope is always carried by people there.

  • @BikesAndBatallas
    @BikesAndBatallas 5 лет назад +156

    "If the Prince of Whales offered me information I'd take it; I'd travel to Oslo, Narwal and pick it up in person."

    • @Dopecheetah
      @Dopecheetah 5 лет назад +2

      Themistocles Yo that tickled the Fuck out of me yo. I don’t know why, but thank you. 😂

    • @dirkmcnasty8585
      @dirkmcnasty8585 5 лет назад +10

      Trump thinks the prince of Whales is Shamu

    • @channalmath8628
      @channalmath8628 5 лет назад

      lol, such a stretch, but appreciated :)

  • @xkernalsandersx
    @xkernalsandersx 2 года назад +14

    Watching this post Jan 6th - John was right on the money about us having to drag him out like a toddler....

  • @jamiebisson2752
    @jamiebisson2752 5 лет назад +35

    I hope you do a sequel to this on Sunday.

  • @Nassen0f
    @Nassen0f 5 лет назад +281

    Hey Hey Hey, Dont drag Norway into this! We would never give that carrot any information :p

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 5 лет назад +25

      Nassen0f
      Hey, hey, hey...
      Get it right.
      He's a fuckin pumpkin. Lol.

    • @krishurlburt7375
      @krishurlburt7375 5 лет назад +4

      I doubt Norway is the only country without some racist/criminal representatives.

    • @scoop765
      @scoop765 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck Norway

    • @mikeblair2594
      @mikeblair2594 5 лет назад

      Krisshulburt - doesn't matter who you vote for, it's just a politician that gets in.

    • @untappedtravel
      @untappedtravel 5 лет назад +18

      A Person In the name of Norway and of all other countries of Europe, fuck you!

  • @miyuden4118
    @miyuden4118 5 лет назад +107

    No music at the end.
    Me: "We are in the Endgame now"

    • @XxSsaRaHxX
      @XxSsaRaHxX 5 лет назад +2

      Probably a "and now this" segment

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад

      Yeah, the end of the Demoncrat party.

    • @bluepencil9451
      @bluepencil9451 5 лет назад

      Allow me burst your fantasies right now...no @@usam-zf6gc, just no.

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад

      @@bluepencil9451 You are the one living a fantasy, not me. Democrats are destroying themselves, and I will dance on the grave of the Democrat party. The beginning of the death of the party will be in 2020.

    • @bluepencil9451
      @bluepencil9451 5 лет назад

      @@usam-zf6gc

  • @chikaknight5610
    @chikaknight5610 3 года назад +43

    "He'd make us drag him out like a belligerent toddler" damn John you called it 😂

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Год назад +1

      I sincerely thought he would physically mess up the living quarters by ripping, broking and even peeing and pooping

  • @prettybullet4646
    @prettybullet4646 5 лет назад +131

    I laughed until I was almost sick when I watched that interview. How stupid can someone really be to admit that during a televised interview. And this man [ Trump ] actually thinks he's a stable genius. Give me a break.

    • @magicskyfairy69
      @magicskyfairy69 5 лет назад

      you "liberals" have lost your minds. your team's elites are blatantly propagandizing the coasts, ignorant young people, and impoverished people who think wealth redistribution rather than a free and regulation free economy will be their path to financial prosperity. and the fake news, oh my lord, it's over the top fake
      threadreaderapp.com/thread/1198990090757914625.html

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 3 года назад

      @@magicskyfairy69 Don't be a snowflake. and also when you type something can you do me a solid and not put it in lowercase letters like some f..king goth.

    • @magicskyfairy69
      @magicskyfairy69 3 года назад

      ​@@marinaraman8238 you don't get to call anyone a snowflake - that's our word for you.

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 3 года назад

      @@magicskyfairy69 I said whatever I want
      don't be a snowflake about it.

    • @magicskyfairy69
      @magicskyfairy69 3 года назад

      @@marinaraman8238 2 responses to you, and both got censored. that's how frail you are, youtube needs to shelter you from hurtful words. but sure, I'm the snowflake lol

  • @Kjt9653
    @Kjt9653 5 лет назад +326

    He'd be pissed if that "dirt" was on him and no one called the FBI

    • @lotoex
      @lotoex 5 лет назад +1

      @@japaneserequired6314 Just like Seth Rich?

    • @g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314
      @g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314 5 лет назад +3

      Would he do anything? Maybe post about it on Twitter but I doubt he'd do much other than rant about it.

    • @FabioNovice
      @FabioNovice 5 лет назад +7

      Thomas Mullins In the last election cycle the Ukrainians literally gave the Clinton campaign dirt on him thehill.com/opinion/campaign/435029-as-russia-collusion-fades-ukrainian-plot-to-help-clinton-emerges?amp Can’t say that I remember anyone being killed. Stop being evil you hack

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад

      @@dougjdempsey Because we would know it is fake, as that was proven to have never happened.

    • @dammagrilla
      @dammagrilla 5 лет назад +3

      @@FabioNovice That's an opinion article you linked to, there is no evidence (yet?) that what you're saying "literally" happened.
      In fact, based on the date of the "article", that is most likely the inquiry that Trump and Giuliani started to take some of the heat off...

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 5 лет назад +243

    I'm glad to find a fellow SnargleBargle.

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 5 лет назад +2

      Nah son Gryffinpuff for life!!!

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 5 лет назад +1

      If there is a new house....delivered in such an English accent....then I must be a SnargleBargle, too!

    • @penelopegreene
      @penelopegreene 5 лет назад

      Moar SnargleBargle Gear...

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw 5 лет назад +3

    Watching this again today is a wild fucking ride. Can we get a revisit episode?

  • @StasherDragon
    @StasherDragon 5 лет назад +184

    I totally expected an appearance from Emilio Estevez because of the name drop.

  • @SPDYellow
    @SPDYellow 5 лет назад +96

    I’ve just assumed that ever since 2016, Yorba Linda, CA has echoed with the wails of Richard Nixon going, “Oh come on! They got me out of office with less than what they have on this asshole!” I can’t imagine what this has done to the property values in that area.
    Poor Richard Nixon...born too early and served too early. If he was serving today, as president, he could probably straight up murder someone, get caught standing over the corpse with a blood-stained knife, alternate between denying he committed the crime (despite tons of evidence proving otherwise) and bragging about having committed it, and still have everyone hemming and hawing over whether to arrest him. The GOP has basically become a doomsday cult that will defend their guy no matter what he does, but the DNC would be like, “I don’t know if we want to alienate voters by being so stridently anti-murder.”
    Then again, committing murder would demand more work ethic than Trump is capable of. Nixon would be willing to actually stab someone, but Donald would just stand there holding out a knife and demand that you run into it. Then when you don’t, he’d throw a hissy on Twitter, go, “YOUR NAME too cowardly to run into my knife. Afraid of sharp objects. SAD!” Nixon had some work ethic and competence to go with all the evil; he plotted and schemed, not just kicked and screamed. Donald Trump is a seventy-something Joffrey.
    Everybody remember: It is ALWAYS about Projection on the Right. Those who are rotten to the core, have no difficulty believing that everyone else is just as horrible as they are.

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus 5 лет назад +5

      Very well said!

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 5 лет назад +4

      Beautifully stated! Thank you for saying what really needs to be said over and over and over....

    • @SamWinchester000
      @SamWinchester000 5 лет назад +6

      @@RealityGutPunch "because black people can't use the internet", wow, that bullshit sounds... a bit... racist.

    • @jennifergillispie8728
      @jennifergillispie8728 5 лет назад +1

      21st

    • @jennifergillispie8728
      @jennifergillispie8728 5 лет назад +1

      @@RealityGutPunch dew

  • @HeatherHanderson
    @HeatherHanderson 5 лет назад +33

    Respect to John Oliver. Brilliant.

  • @stormsketchenterprise4774
    @stormsketchenterprise4774 4 года назад +316

    who else is here after trump was impeached?

    • @thebocaphotographer
      @thebocaphotographer 4 года назад +11

      Who has figured out that this whole impeachment shit show was just a distraction to pass the spending bill that basically gives the defense department HALF the money? and cancel most of the programs gives almost zero money to protecting the environment for instance? who? Raise hands?

    • @tyler9703
      @tyler9703 4 года назад +11

      @@thebocaphotographer Nah just you mate

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 4 года назад +2

      Stormsketch Enterprise Pence

    • @cueoneful
      @cueoneful 4 года назад +1

      Trump....!!

    • @Hydratank
      @Hydratank 4 года назад +4

      I am and sort of happy that Trump is truly impeached now so that those families’ deceased relatives can RIP.