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  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2019
  • Following the release of the Mueller Report, John Oliver discusses what we’ve learned.
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  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 года назад +3340

    I see you’re also on a Last Week Tonight binge.

  • @TheRedneckGamer1979
    @TheRedneckGamer1979 5 лет назад +1719

    I desperately wish that "I didn't know that was illegal" worked as a legal defense for LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE

    • @mrsotko
      @mrsotko 5 лет назад +155

      I didnt know it was illegal to kindly request a bank give me money while i just happened to be brandishing a weapon for self defense reasons.

    • @NA-ib8cw
      @NA-ib8cw 5 лет назад +80

      Serial Killer: "I didn't know it was illegal. I just assume we were playing a rebooted and much more fun version of Hide and Seek."

    • @Captain_Wet_Beard
      @Captain_Wet_Beard 5 лет назад +23

      Conspiracy is a tricky area of law

    • @A._is_for
      @A._is_for 5 лет назад +29

      I didn't know intimidating and insulting witnesses during rage rants was....oh...

    • @esbenandersen5706
      @esbenandersen5706 5 лет назад +38

      There's a legal principle that holds the exact opposite: "Ignorantia juris non excusat", or, "ignorance of the law does not excuse". I don't know the exact US use, but it's present in all Civil law countries I know of, and in Common law. You cannot claim ignorance after breaking a law to avoid being punished; as a citizen, it is your duty to be aware of, or seek advice regarding, the law.

  • @flatP_
    @flatP_ 3 года назад +982

    “this is the end of my presidency”
    oh how glorious this statement would’ve been if it turned out to be true.

    • @mikelxanadu
      @mikelxanadu 3 года назад

      ナカナカ Nakanaka? これはなんですか

    • @flatP_
      @flatP_ 3 года назад +1

      Mikel ナカナカ = pretty good/not bad

    • @CameronBrtnik
      @CameronBrtnik 3 года назад

      @@mikelxanadu and yourself??

    • @someonenothere8818
      @someonenothere8818 3 года назад +2

      Mikel no... then we’d have mike pence QAQ and then we’d still be in trouble...

    • @ToddSocks
      @ToddSocks 3 года назад +2

      Welp

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 4 года назад +366

    Twilight is a girl's struggle to choose between necrophilia and bestiality.

    • @skullfullofbooks7398
      @skullfullofbooks7398 4 года назад +39

      Also a dog man falls in love with a baby. It's a very disturbing last book.

    • @zvieoercane7093
      @zvieoercane7093 3 года назад +14

      Wow... That's one hell of a shower thought. But yeah, that series is weird looking back as an adult.

    • @PriyankitaPant
      @PriyankitaPant 3 года назад

      Zvie Oercane don’t apologise for it. Fantasy is weird. Look at James Bond!

    • @tripwell8216
      @tripwell8216 3 года назад +1

      I thought you meant that's how you felt at twilight

    • @CameronBrtnik
      @CameronBrtnik 3 года назад

      best!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • @kiyo4476
    @kiyo4476 5 лет назад +3434

    The moment you realize the nickname "Stupid Watergate" was way more accurate than anyone thought.

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 5 лет назад +23

      This

    • @johnnihil1689
      @johnnihil1689 5 лет назад +24

      Donald is having a Trumpertantrum over the report lol

    • @austinkonrad
      @austinkonrad 5 лет назад +6

      Didn't watch but let me guess he no makes of mention of the Trump Tower meeting with Joel Zamel, and George Nader which is a impeachable offense, but for some reason not a single Dem Pol nor major MSM pundit including Maddow has ever mentioned it, and why don't they mention it? Because Zamel is is a Israeli who represented a firm that employed several Israeli former intelligence officers and specialized in data collection and social media persuasion and George Nader, is a emissary for Saudi Arabia and UAE, and neither Zamel nor Nader have anything to do with Russia.

    • @Duffman-zn7ku
      @Duffman-zn7ku 5 лет назад +16

      The second moment when you realize that this is what Shillery lost a popularity contest to...

    • @ericnick4498
      @ericnick4498 5 лет назад +16

      @@Duffman-zn7ku Which is saf. Trump is the worst of the worst who shouldn't deserve to live or be remembered. Says alot about Hillary. Vote Bernie2020

  • @Royalbluelemonz
    @Royalbluelemonz 5 лет назад +2975

    Man whoever photoshops the images for this show has a fun job.

    • @JohntechFL
      @JohntechFL 5 лет назад +65

      If I recall correctly they make a bunch that don't get used that are posted on their or some website.

    • @reknown123
      @reknown123 5 лет назад +33

      trump kissing Ivanka is real

    • @BlizzardofOze
      @BlizzardofOze 5 лет назад +18

      At least one of them is Beef- I mean Dan Gurewitch.

    • @amosbahiri215
      @amosbahiri215 5 лет назад +2

      Confucius say?

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 5 лет назад +11

      Fun, but sometimes disturbing.

  • @joeo6378
    @joeo6378 5 лет назад +1073

    It is mind boggling to me that the standard is that someone had to know that there is a law against it AND have to have intent to break that law. I have been told for years that "Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law". For some reason this does not apply to dealing with foreign nations if you are a politician?

    • @sailorplanetmars6103
      @sailorplanetmars6103 5 лет назад +78

      Strictly speaking, it applies to everyone. To be found guilty of certain crimes, you need to be aware that you are breaching the law (with a few notable exceptions - manslaughter and traffic offences come to mind). For most people, it's difficult to build a serious case that "I wasn't aware it was illegal to shank a bitch" or "I thought we were chill with heroin now", but in more common contexts its basically the foundation of the insanity defence.
      For more complex crimes, especially ones that don't have direct outcomes like the Trump Tower meeting, the awareness of the law (or mentus rei, in Pompous Legalese) becomes more important.

    • @Jack-Lack
      @Jack-Lack 5 лет назад +71

      People in the highest rungs of power are apparently held to the lowest standards. Brett Kavanaugh got confirmed to the Supreme Court while there was someone present in the room saying credibly that he raped her. I'm pretty sure if I was interviewing for a janitor job, and there was someone in the room saying I raped them, I wouldn't get the job. Joe Schmoe can't claim ignorance of the law. But the heir to a billions-dollar fortune and top ranking staff member on a presidential campaign somehow can't be expected to know anything.

    • @xtensionxward3659
      @xtensionxward3659 5 лет назад +19

      ​@@sailorplanetmars6103 he is a president fr fuck sake he should know the ''Law '' .
      specially if it is as obvious as this one , and the fact that he should've had asked before because it does sound suspicious to any sane person !

    • @zach2000king
      @zach2000king 5 лет назад +3

      Oh so hillary should have gone to prison for storing classified information on a private email? Good to know nice logic liberal

    • @rebeccahj
      @rebeccahj 4 года назад +17

      Certain crimes, including things like tax fraud, require willful, deliberate intent (actually almost all crimes do, but in criminal matters like homicide, an insanity defense is usually in play when discussing not knowing that murder is wrong/illegal). The IRS has said that almost 20% of people violate the tax code in some way when submitting their income taxes, but the tax code is obviously complicated and difficult to decipher so, generally speaking, if it doesn't appear that someone intentionally tried to defraud the IRS, they assume it was just a mistake and don't attempt to prosecute. This applies as well for areas like election fraud, where if you don't know that you broke the law and therefore didn't have willful intent, it isn't considered a criminal offense. In most criminal offenses, the need to prove intent to commit a crime seems almost silly (like in homicide) because an action is so obviously criminal, but unfortunately, it becomes significantly more important when there's an absolutely incompetent administration, legal team, and president involved.

  • @PreciousBoxer
    @PreciousBoxer 5 лет назад +507

    Pleading ignorance has never won me a favorable verdict. I was even told once by counsel I hired that I couldn't afford to plead innocent, which is supposed to be my right. There's an unwritten American law that says the rich get sprung while the poor get hung.

    • @curioussoul6059
      @curioussoul6059 5 лет назад +10

      You used to be correct. But you just wrote down that "unwritten law", so now it is a written law :O
      "Rich get sprung, poor get hung" - you, random internet person :o

    • @sethlord2143
      @sethlord2143 4 года назад +2

      How often have you tried to please ignorance? I doubt it would work a second time for anyone

    • @JonasDAtlas
      @JonasDAtlas 4 года назад +9

      In many judicial systems, there is what's called a "trial penalty" that means if you go to trial you get a harsher sentence - it's meant to incentivise plea deals because the court system is overworked, which is all kinds of messed up once you think about it a bit.

    • @Bidwellz9
      @Bidwellz9 4 года назад +1

      well, you dont have to be rich, but pleading innocent means trial....you can go to trial without being rich but a good lawyer doesnt come cheap.

  • @theorbitheart3679
    @theorbitheart3679 5 лет назад +1704

    "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that"
    Never thought it would work outside a Dave Chapelle bit

    • @detectivemarkseven
      @detectivemarkseven 5 лет назад +42

      The excuse of a white guy :D

    • @1Reevee
      @1Reevee 5 лет назад +13

      You know in this specific crime intent is an element

    • @HectorWPadilla
      @HectorWPadilla 5 лет назад +4

      TheOrbitHeart Chip 😂😂

    • @kimberlywatson7381
      @kimberlywatson7381 5 лет назад +1

      I was just thinking that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tuton25
      @Tuton25 5 лет назад +2

      To be fair though, that's sort of the definition of murder and manslaughter.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 5 лет назад +2694

    (Sees the laughably insane level of incompetence of Trump and several cabinet members)
    To quote some dude on reddit on the day Trump was elected: "I don't ever want to be told I need 'job experience' for anything ever again."

    • @theoverlord4863
      @theoverlord4863 5 лет назад +59

      Vito C Or to be a competent worker.

    • @robertstan298
      @robertstan298 5 лет назад +32

      Brilliant! I'm gonna remember that. Thank you and thanks anon!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +32

      Amen to that! I want to become a judge. It better be easy.

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 5 лет назад +18

      oh wow...
      you hit the nail right on the fucking forehead.
      so much bullshit.

    • @joelpierce1453
      @joelpierce1453 5 лет назад +6

      I see the point, but technically no one has job experience for the highest office in the land before they do it. It's not like we have people practicing being the president of various 3rd world countries.

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 5 лет назад +462

    At first I thought that the slogan "Stupid Watergate" was a bit biased and unfair, but after the Mueller report I think it's impossible to say that that slogan is inaccurate.

  • @colinmartin6505
    @colinmartin6505 5 лет назад +555

    TELLING OFFICIALS TO DO THINGS THAT MAY CONSTITUTE OBSTRUCTION, IS OBSTRUCTION

    • @Actinuon
      @Actinuon 5 лет назад +12

      And that's not what the Muller Report was set to examine. That part is left to the rest of the governing body to ask that to be examined. I do worry that if we spend all of our time trying to identify the elephant in the room, we'll lose sight on what we're trying to do.

    • @SociallyTriggered
      @SociallyTriggered 5 лет назад +3

      No it is not. Trump asked for ways to end the witch hunt. His advisors basically were there to advise him on what could be done. In this case, he had no legal means to end the bogus investigation.

    • @pet3r387
      @pet3r387 4 года назад +8

      SociallyTriggered First of all, if it’s “bogus” then why not let it play out? It will show his innocence if he has done nothing wrong.
      Second: He didn’t ask for advice, he ORDERED to have Mueller removed...

    • @SociallyTriggered
      @SociallyTriggered 4 года назад +1

      @@pet3r387 He didn't order Muller removed. He asked for this. There is a difference. He wanted Muller removed because he knew that Muller was very biased against him.
      Imagine anyone undergoing a massive investigation. We all have done things dirt can be found on anyone especially if the one doing the investigation is motivated to find fault.
      The thing was nothing was found. Now they are trying another witch hunt to suggest Trump was obstructing. The goal isn't for justice but to undermine the president.
      The left hates Trump without any good reason. They believe the lies he is racist and crazy etc. I recently saw an interview where Trump talked about avoiding human causalities in Afghanistan and the left interrupted as if Trump wants to use nukes. Trump seeking a peaceful solution is seen as warmongering. I did a video about this because I thought it was so insane.

    • @emperorziko6321
      @emperorziko6321 4 года назад +2

      SociallyTriggered Wow. Are you actually stupid, or are you trolling?

  • @adrianoines521
    @adrianoines521 5 лет назад +2202

    Is it 1.30 AM? Yes.
    Do I have to wake up at 6? Yes.
    Am I going to watch the hell out of this? Of course.

    • @BeingShari
      @BeingShari 5 лет назад +18

      11:30p west coast is the best coast

    • @jamiewells22
      @jamiewells22 5 лет назад +2

      I relate.

    • @floris2971
      @floris2971 5 лет назад +11

      It’s 8:39 in Europe

    • @jeremynicolas3575
      @jeremynicolas3575 5 лет назад +1

      It's 02:38 and going to work at 6, hahaha

    • @dparku
      @dparku 5 лет назад +4

      this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever read

  • @elunico97
    @elunico97 5 лет назад +818

    "Oh, I didn't know (enter crime here) was illegal."
    Is going to be my alibi for everything.

    • @Cudgeon
      @Cudgeon 5 лет назад +59

      Only works if you are a billionaire, I'm afraid.

    • @leam89
      @leam89 5 лет назад +9

      It will no work for you

    • @regismartel8772
      @regismartel8772 5 лет назад +11

      @@leam89 what you say is fully and sadly accurate in every term and rule of existence, in fact the way you say it, makes it cut deeper

    • @iberdeber8248
      @iberdeber8248 4 года назад +23

      "hello 911 what is your emergency
      you're being murdered?
      that's illegal people can't do that"

    • @jovi8422
      @jovi8422 4 года назад +13

      Ah yes, the "white friend named Chip" defense:
      "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."

  • @TheHeroOfMobius
    @TheHeroOfMobius 2 года назад +134

    Now here's a line that's aged well:
    "If I may quote the advice that Alec Baldwin's attorney gives his client, 'being angry is not the same thing as being innocent.'"

  • @SPDYellow
    @SPDYellow 5 лет назад +880

    Again, there's a reason John Oliver refers to this scandal as Stupid Watergate.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 4 года назад +8

      It has so many parallels to the actual Watergate, it's crazy!

    • @jinnah6524
      @jinnah6524 4 года назад +4

      I want to like this comment but i don’t want to change the count from triple 6

    • @jenniferclark746
      @jenniferclark746 11 месяцев назад

      Billygoat: Baaaaaaah

  • @thefleas
    @thefleas 5 лет назад +1602

    Remember - next time you get pulled over by a cop for speeding, just say you were legitimately angry by a sincere belief that you hadn’t been speeding. See how that works out for ya.

    • @jettheinrich19
      @jettheinrich19 5 лет назад +5

      So what did Trump do that's illegal if he did anything that was close to illegal don't you think the media would be all over that

    • @tomrecane6366
      @tomrecane6366 5 лет назад +10

      I’m getting my keys right now!

    • @MrFerGi
      @MrFerGi 5 лет назад +22

      Or that you are so ignorant as to the laws that govern driving in the city that you should be spared from such ticket

    • @09crafty09
      @09crafty09 5 лет назад +14

      But he has evidence. Exact evidence. In relation to this topic. Muller could have forged the evidence to be skewed to deny trump. Just like the police officer could have done when he pulled you over. But it seems like he wanted to get it right. Which is exactly the type of person we need in our government. One that looks for the hardcore evidence first. “Innocent until proven guilty” in most cases you have to prove without a doubt. And even though there are ideas and specks of him doing something wrong there wasn’t exact evidence.

    • @Duffman-zn7ku
      @Duffman-zn7ku 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/alt5kD7ei1I/видео.html

  • @TheBoomFLY
    @TheBoomFLY 5 лет назад +482

    "oh sorry officer, I... didn't know I couldn't do that"
    "Well now you know, move it. Move it!"

    • @lastfirst5238
      @lastfirst5238 5 лет назад +22

      Chappells show!!

    • @dorianj74
      @dorianj74 5 лет назад +29

      Dammit, Chip .....

    • @StaticShockNene
      @StaticShockNene 5 лет назад +11

      😂 Long live Chapelle!

    • @ninjaguysith
      @ninjaguysith 5 лет назад +19

      Dave! Close your butt cheeks!

    • @markysparkyandfriends
      @markysparkyandfriends 5 лет назад +14

      Richard Torres i love that everyone replying this thread gets this obscure reference of Dave Chapelle

  • @EliStettner
    @EliStettner 5 лет назад +224

    "Good for you bruh,
    Hustle for that muscle
    Sore today strong tomorrow, am I right
    Get swole feed the soul
    From one beef tower to another
    Respeeeeect"
    5:05 LMAO

    • @soultopus
      @soultopus 5 лет назад +5

      I thought he said beef towel, and I was very confused.

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady 3 года назад +36

    John Oliver has been a major source of comfort

  • @biocapsule7311
    @biocapsule7311 5 лет назад +130

    So it isn't a lack of intent but a lack of competency.

    • @somerandomedgyguy1723
      @somerandomedgyguy1723 5 лет назад

      Very relieving, now they can just roll with that to save their BLANKs

  • @TheMissingLink2
    @TheMissingLink2 5 лет назад +2450

    Poor person: "I'd like to try this ignorance of the law with my taxes."
    IRS: "Bet"

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 5 лет назад +43

      The Missing Link I just wanted to say that your RUclips name and image are AMAZING.

    • @WordsofHarmony
      @WordsofHarmony 5 лет назад +62

      Bubbles McGee what are u, 5?

    • @shivangpatel4640
      @shivangpatel4640 5 лет назад +51

      @Bubbles McGee
      What part of "poor person" do you not understand?

    • @Gino007ish
      @Gino007ish 5 лет назад +9

      @Bubbles McGeeTop comeback - Are you saving your 'A Game chant' "Your face is a corrupt, narcissistic, racist, misogynist" for later?

    • @JuQui228
      @JuQui228 5 лет назад +22

      Bubbles McGee Trump does it

  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 5 лет назад +436

    Finally! Another episode comes to Canada! Now, will you please give us the rest of this season and the previous one?

    • @cyborgrat
      @cyborgrat 5 лет назад +11

      RUclips is trying to sell the season for 24.99$

    • @1prozzak6616
      @1prozzak6616 5 лет назад +14

      @Quentin Styger They have posted videos to their Facebook page that aren't available in Canada over the past few weeks, so SHUT THE FUCK UP YA FUCKING IDIOT.

    • @Quizzter
      @Quizzter 5 лет назад +6

      use a vpn, you get them when they air.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 5 лет назад +13

      @Quentin Styger Yes they have and Canada has been region-cockblocked for reasons undefined. As a fellow leaf I'd second the guy who suggests using a VPN. Fallout was right, the States are totally getting ready to annex Canada

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 5 лет назад +8

      @@Onigirli If the States try to annex Canada, I'll see you on the front lines in Southern Nunavut (I'm assuming they'll advance quickly and the result will be similar to Germany vs Russia 70 years ago; they can't use nukes after all since we're so close to them, and Winter's our main advantage). Together, we'll remind them why they lost when they tried that in 1812.

  • @Ubermensch9240
    @Ubermensch9240 4 года назад +31

    A lot of smug Conservatives saw this and got pissed.

  • @jacobhubbard9266
    @jacobhubbard9266 5 лет назад +3764

    So basically what you're saying is that Trump's own incompetency is what saved him from indictment. That is both hilarious and terrifying.

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 5 лет назад +71

      Only a complete imbecile shall be allowed to lead the USA. Worked for Bush jr., who was reelected for that quality.

    • @ROKNROLLNinja
      @ROKNROLLNinja 5 лет назад +28

      He was accused of a crime, that doesn’t mean its true. Just like someone could accuse you of treason, take you to trial, lose, and show the world how corrupt they are in the process.
      Or even better, accuse you of sexual assault, pretend to be a victim, lose, and get dumped like last years leftovers. That’s what the left does. Make accusations and lose, over and over. When do you think people will wake up to the corruption and indoctrination in politics, the msm, and recently school campuses.

    • @OfAngelsAndAnarchist
      @OfAngelsAndAnarchist 5 лет назад +4

      That’s a pretty good impression of how John Oliver talks

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 5 лет назад +28

      This form of judgement in courts goes back a long time, where a person is found guilty of being stupid, or cannot be prosecuted properly because he was too stupid to know what he was doing. That sort of thing you'd watch in some old movie classic so no idea if that could ever be real...but in this case it actually is, but how is this fair? Are we to be lenient on people cause they can't "help being stupid"? Why no just put them in jail, and there they might find plenty of time to figure it out, without pressure.

    • @RORRIMMIRROR
      @RORRIMMIRROR 5 лет назад +4

      Unfortunately.

  • @laysonbrooks7658
    @laysonbrooks7658 5 лет назад +820

    Trump's staff was playing "hot potato" with his orders😂😂😂

    • @spg1794
      @spg1794 5 лет назад +28

      cant hire people who are TOO reliable when youre a complete crook

    • @TheCountOfMommysCrisco
      @TheCountOfMommysCrisco 5 лет назад +28

      Perhaps the most frightening part, is that he can bark an order at his staff, and they're pop-up, backs straight and saluting, and say "Yes, sir! Right away, sir!" and then turn around and, ya know, not do it... And they know they can get away with it, because he has the attention span of a fucking goldfish.
      Donald J. Trump is psychologically inept for office, long before the moral and legal questions even arise.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 5 лет назад +7

      Where the potato represents a flaming shit

    • @tomsenft7434
      @tomsenft7434 5 лет назад +10

      I want a refund for my share of taxes that paid for Sanders' salary. I don't pay her to lie to me.

    • @zorktxandnand3774
      @zorktxandnand3774 5 лет назад +10

      Holy shit! This may mean that it is totally possible that Donald gave 1 or multiple orders to Nuke (insert random country he is now mad at for whatever reason), and the order was ignored.
      I hope they have a script for this.
      If order=WW3 then ignore
      Else, also ignore

  • @blindmorader
    @blindmorader 5 лет назад +279

    It's like Arrested Development: Presidential Edition...

    • @brokenoho
      @brokenoho 5 лет назад +5

      I found this story to be extremely lacking, showing off just the comedy nature of the show and falling short of substance. Trying to damn a person or campaign for that matter because they were just too inept is terrible, scary and I thought it would have been against the spirit of this show.
      All that said, this comment was hilarious and I will remember this presidency as "Executive Arrested Development."and

    • @VanessaLoveCounselor
      @VanessaLoveCounselor 5 лет назад +9

      I'd watch it. I hope that Trump escapes to Mexico, too.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 5 лет назад +8

      @@brokenoho - The important thing to remember is that they were inept at _trying to commit unethical and/or illegal acts._

    • @kadellagroove
      @kadellagroove 5 лет назад +4

      lol. only if Steven Millers loses a hand and gets a hook. "I'm a monster!!!!!"

    • @usam-zf6gc
      @usam-zf6gc 5 лет назад +2

      @@kadellagroove Sorry, Obama left and Hillary lost, so no, not arrested development

  • @kenpanderz672
    @kenpanderz672 4 года назад +252

    i have genuinely no idea how anyone could be up on their research, reasonable and still be in favor of Trump being the president of the United States of America.

    • @saranghae2808
      @saranghae2808 2 года назад +10

      Unfortunately, people are stupid and choose to remain so.

    • @evrtt_trn
      @evrtt_trn 2 года назад +9

      it’s what happen when all of your research comes from within the conservative circle.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 года назад +9

      Hahaha yeah, unfortunately their research was extremely self contained to just things approved by the cult
      It's like flat earther levels of restricted information and dismissing the metric ton of facts to the contrary

    • @Justin-et7pz
      @Justin-et7pz 2 года назад +1

      Libtard TDS. All the Russia, Russia, Russia garbage. Waste of time and money, look at Biden and reflect on the libtard agenda.

    • @Twelvehourpowernap
      @Twelvehourpowernap 2 года назад

      Up on your research eh??? You are a moron, unfortunately, and the fact that you enjoy this show is proof enough. This show is like add happy mean political propaganda for young teenagers.

  • @Turbo77100
    @Turbo77100 5 лет назад +91

    So the most relevant takeaway of the Mueller Report is this:
    You CAN be too stupid to not get caught in a crime.

    • @christaylor9095
      @christaylor9095 5 лет назад +1

      The problem is, that doesn't work for "regular" people. The "didn't know I was committing a crime" defense will be spectacularly unsuccessful for 99% of people.

    • @brian130
      @brian130 2 года назад

      No. It was that the Trump Russian collusion story was in fact complete bullshit. It is now been totally proven that the Steele dossier was a total fabrication, and paid for by the Clintons. It has now always been totally proven that the phoney dossier was the key piece of "evidence" used to get the FISA warrant to spy on the Trump campaign.
      Barack Obama, the Clintons and the Democrat Party abused their power in the White House to spy on their political opposition. Not only totally undemocratic, but also treason.
      Ironic. The Democrats accusing Trump of the very crime they themselves committed.

  • @johnnyliab6935
    @johnnyliab6935 5 лет назад +3207

    I tried to rob a bank but they wouldn't give me any money, hence I'm innocent.

    • @TrumpCardMAGA
      @TrumpCardMAGA 5 лет назад +120

      I swear I didn't know getting money from a bank I don't have a account with is the same as robbery. Since I didn't know it was illegal I'll just be on my way..

    • @ANOimity1029
      @ANOimity1029 5 лет назад +30

      You go scot free my friend. *Insert trump emoji with little fingers*

    • @kevinkohoutek995
      @kevinkohoutek995 5 лет назад +37

      If you wanted to be accurate you would ask a friend to rob a bank and they didn't

    • @13rosieb14
      @13rosieb14 5 лет назад +9

      But you just tweeted about it and weren't actually smart enough to do it and everyone knew it.

    • @HeckYeahBB
      @HeckYeahBB 5 лет назад +24

      I tried to rob a bank, had a gun and mask and everything, but my mom wouldn’t give me a ride

  • @philmarshall1580
    @philmarshall1580 5 лет назад +147

    I feel like our country is being run by Michael Scott on Bath-Salt!

    • @1prozzak6616
      @1prozzak6616 5 лет назад +3

      Bath-Salt, covfefe, and hamberders, with their powers combined, TRUMP!

    • @theveryoriginaldannisky
      @theveryoriginaldannisky 5 лет назад +18

      Don't you dare bring Michael Scott into this, he is a national treasure!

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 5 лет назад +9

      The country is being run by Todd Packer. Possibly post-decapitation.

  • @mitchellk272
    @mitchellk272 4 года назад +16

    11:55 "It's like Bar summarized the twilight novels as a girl from Flordia goes to third base with a Wookiee."

  • @sebastianalegre7148
    @sebastianalegre7148 5 лет назад +1400

    Not knowing your actions are unlawful has never been substantial grounds to avoid jail. Why is it now?

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 5 лет назад +10

      Why in deed?
      That was sarcasm BTW

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 5 лет назад +135

      @Rickie Matthews ... who might this Hillary person be?
      --Dave, I don't think she appears anywhere in the Mueller Report, the subject of tonight's video
      edit: added a silent 'e'

    • @rumble1925
      @rumble1925 5 лет назад +163

      @Rickie Matthews Seems like it went over your head.

    • @buzolibre
      @buzolibre 5 лет назад +4

      they have to show criminal intent I reckon

    • @Chanarie3
      @Chanarie3 5 лет назад +4

      @Rickie Matthews No worries I'll explain it to Rumble and David for you Lock er up, lock her up Hillary corrupt she colluded with the Russians to win the election that's how she got the POPULAR VOTE, she bribed them with URANIUM, money went to CLINTON FOUNDATION not to mention her EMAILS which were never found because Russia is hiding them for her... #Trump 2020 #Build the wall #Lock er up # Trump no COLLUSION

  • @lagautmd
    @lagautmd 5 лет назад +425

    As to Trump, Jr. et al not knowing they were breaking the law, I had always been taught that ignorance of the law was no excuse.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 5 лет назад +29

      many laws start with "whosoever knowingly"
      at which case ignorance is literally a defence
      spies are designed to trick people, its not fair to punish those people for being tricked

    • @webtheweb
      @webtheweb 5 лет назад +14

      That doesn't apply if your part of the government or have money

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 5 лет назад +27

      @@007kingifrit Ignorance of the law is NOT [normally] a valid legal defense, though "intent" can be important in many criminal proceedings. If you are somehow tricked, or manipulated into committing a crime, you will most likely be charged and found guilty--if you were coerced/threatened, that might [or might not] be a mitigating factor.

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 5 лет назад +32

      Oh don't be silly the law only applies to poor and middle class people.

    • @zdcyclops1lickley190
      @zdcyclops1lickley190 5 лет назад +3

      Unless you are wealthy.

  • @angelafisher5726
    @angelafisher5726 3 года назад +114

    It is now July 2020.... how long ago this all seems.... and how MUCH has happened and changed since this...
    Just hearing live studio audiences for example.... thinking Trump couldnt get much worse... or thinking he could possibly get removed.... both grossly wrong thoughts....
    Ohhh how I miss 2019. Lmao. .
    Heres hoping i NEVER miss 2020

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 3 года назад +5

      Angela Fisher I hope I never hear laugh tracks/live audiences again, however otherwise yeah. Damn. Remember how Trump was impeached for obstructing justice? Somehow so much shit has gone down I genuinely forgot.

    • @mikelxanadu
      @mikelxanadu 3 года назад +4

      You were beyond foolish if you actually expected him to get removed from office

    • @davidbrown8546
      @davidbrown8546 3 года назад +6

      Speaking from 2021, you ain't seen nothing yet

  • @DavidVT23
    @DavidVT23 4 года назад +10

    That snake was fine: "Red touches black, you're okay Jack. Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow."

  • @VideoSage
    @VideoSage 5 лет назад +683

    Wait? Why does someone have to be aware of their actions being illegal?
    If you shoot someone, and claim you didn't know it was illegal- you don't just walk...

    • @josephkugel5099
      @josephkugel5099 5 лет назад +13

      No that is not an accurate analogy, If I tell you to shoot someone and you don't then neither of us is guilty anything, I someone tells you to jump off a bridge and you don't is that person guilty of attempted murder????? get it yet?? had any of these people told Trump to go F himself and then he took action against them for not following his illegal request then you would have something but that did not happen and this is all just more Democrat BS, Hillary destroyed evidence and no one on the left said booo so don't let the hypocrisy hit you in the ass on the way out the door.

    • @VideoSage
      @VideoSage 5 лет назад +113

      @@josephkugel5099 ... Wow, you failed miserably at understanding anything said in the above video, or my comment.
      Here is an analogy, should you try to shoot someone, but the gun fails, you still tried to shoot them.
      Should you try to shoot someone, and you missed, you still tried to shoot them.
      Trump ordered obstruction, but his underlings failed to follow his illegal orders, he still tried to do so- and, in firing an FBI director for the express purpose of ending an investigation, did succeed, in breaking the law, and commiting Obstruction of Justice.

    • @skellington1990
      @skellington1990 5 лет назад +84

      @@josephkugel5099 So why do people get arrested for trying to hire hit men all the time?

    • @ZoniesCoasters
      @ZoniesCoasters 5 лет назад +2

      @@VideoSage wow it's weird seeing a guy from a non political youtube channel getting into a heated political debate.

    • @josephkugel5099
      @josephkugel5099 5 лет назад +4

      @ Sage Channel: That is wrong again, if you try and kill someone and fail because the gun didn't go off as you said you still pulled the trigger so that is attempted murder, if however you are angry and you turn to your friend and you say go shoot that bastard and your friend says no way and then NOTHING else happens then its not a crime, we live in a country for the moment that has freedom of speech, Trump spouts crap all day long but as long as he doesn't force the issue it may be crass but its not illegal. take for example some Democrat highlights like Madonna talking about blowing up the white house, did she go to jail = NO, Johnny Depp says its about time an actor killed the president and did he go to jail = NO Kathy Griffin has a severed head of Trump and nothing happened to her, all of these things are actual threats but we let them slide so lets stop with the BS and just move along from this nothing story.

  • @Haannibal777
    @Haannibal777 5 лет назад +886

    If this were a film, I would have stomped out of the cinema and cursed the writer for such a ridiculous plot.

    • @shanelchamik2177
      @shanelchamik2177 5 лет назад +46

      It would probably be a comedy

    • @victoriadelaney1123
      @victoriadelaney1123 5 лет назад +49

      It's the scariest, funniest & stupidest reality show I've ever watched. And I've watched some shit. Watching the second season in horror praying it gets cancelled.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 5 лет назад +2

      @Him Next Door you might have high blood pressure

    • @Jack-Lack
      @Jack-Lack 5 лет назад +9

      If you want to see a film like this, you should check out Burn After Reading or The Informant.
      Related: recent reality has caused me to rethink what should or shouldn't be considered bad, unrealistic writing.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 4 года назад +2

      @Cgi Dude You don't even joke about that shit. Comment reported.

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 5 лет назад +15

    His insults should be on billboards across the country. Pure gold! Or on bumper stickers.

  • @slothutations
    @slothutations 5 лет назад +54

    Thank you for all the episodes of straight up informing the public on issues that matter.

    • @normaleighnaughty2928
      @normaleighnaughty2928 5 лет назад

      That's why trump calls it fake news while real news hosts unintelligible debates.

    • @prophetmuhammadwasachildra1078
      @prophetmuhammadwasachildra1078 5 лет назад +2

      John made sure to keep silent on Hillary's proven rigging of the 2016 primary though. Whenever he did allude to it he made sure to defend the lying cheater Hillary. He is still nothing but a sleazy tool of the deep state.

    • @Actinuon
      @Actinuon 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@prophetmuhammadwasachildra1078 you sound like a loser to me

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 5 лет назад

      @@prophetmuhammadwasachildra1078 Lol!! But...but...but...whatabout

  • @hamobu
    @hamobu 5 лет назад +1091

    "Obstruction of justice " is upper income version of "Resisting arrest."

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 5 лет назад +5

      Aren't people arrested for crimes?

    • @MuzzyBarker
      @MuzzyBarker 5 лет назад +47

      People are arrested when police decide to arrest them.

    • @michaeladkins6
      @michaeladkins6 5 лет назад +30

      @@MuzzyBarker Mueller was following the Dept. of Justice guidelines about indicting a sitting president. Which sucks because this administration doesnt follow any guideline or law.

    • @newerest1
      @newerest1 5 лет назад +2

      @@michaeladkins6 why did Mueller not recommend to indict

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 5 лет назад +29

      normal people get charged with obstruction hundreds of times a day across the country, for little sh*t like refusing to give a name or showing id or answering questions. for us normal folk, the definition of obstruction of justice is not cooperating with police by doing what we're told. people get charged and convicted of this even when they have done NOTHING WRONG, committed no crime.
      resisting arrest is not standing still to be cuffed, or arguing that you did nothing wrong, or running from the cops.
      so obstruction is not the poor man's resisting arrest. they are both a crime for the masses, and neither ever applies to the rich and connected. just like most laws.

  • @someone890
    @someone890 5 лет назад +623

    Still definitely not a guy exploding through a table.

    • @moniquebell8191
      @moniquebell8191 5 лет назад +15

      It would've been such a great show if it was.

    • @MoniqueHardie
      @MoniqueHardie 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks for saving me the click 😂

  • @sorryclaire8920
    @sorryclaire8920 2 года назад +4

    11:00 Joke finally paid off, 2 years later.

  • @enterprise0987
    @enterprise0987 5 лет назад +20

    Can't say how much I love this show!!

  • @sarahlongstaff5101
    @sarahlongstaff5101 5 лет назад +451

    "being angry is not the same things as being innocent." Yup.

    • @BaaByBoOoM
      @BaaByBoOoM 5 лет назад +3

      in most cases being angry even emphasizes that you are guilty

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 5 лет назад

      @A Very Large Rock Then why avoid answering questions? "I don't remember...I don't recall" from the 'greatest memory" is just a chickenshit cop out.

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 5 лет назад +2

      @A Very Large Rock You should just listen to the man then, he tells you himself. There is no need to have "the media" interpret anything he says.
      If the crime never happened why is he so scared of anybody saying anything under oath? He says the report clears him, then why not have Mueller go and confirm this?
      You may say you're biased but the world sees you as a cult victim very similar to the Jim Jones Peoples Temple victims. Denying reality and what is right in front of you because a lie is repeated over and over is exactly how Jim worked.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +2

      See also the tragistupid case of Brett "If you look closely you can see I'm not _actually_ crying" Kavanaugh.

    • @ilikepeople1795
      @ilikepeople1795 5 лет назад +1

      Except when youre found innocent then you were rightfully angry

  • @larryalden79
    @larryalden79 5 лет назад +2534

    Ignorance of the law is not a legal defense, unless you're rich of course.

    • @donaldsouthern5662
      @donaldsouthern5662 5 лет назад +67

      Affluenza

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +66

      I guess there's no such thing as an attempted crime anymore.

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 5 лет назад +30

      Its worked twice now recently. Hillary and use of private email for confidential materials and now Trump's team meeting with Russians for the expressed intent of getting dirt on Hillary. Laughable...

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 5 лет назад +100

      @@michaedove3562 do Hillary supporters even give a fuck about her anymore? Or is it just trumpers that keep talking about her... Hmmmmm

    • @Upsdriver234
      @Upsdriver234 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah just ask Hillary clinton

  • @radschele1815
    @radschele1815 3 года назад +3

    I just realised, that a baby killing snake is quite similar to the Greek legends of Hercules... took me really long....

  • @angelchase7857
    @angelchase7857 5 лет назад +146

    Ignorance of the law excuses no one.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +5

      Just so. It's the responsibility of each person to learn enough of the law to avoid breaking the law. And in this day and age with the internet and RUclips and all these people speaking their minds and sharing not only ideas but sources and information, the whole law thing is even beginning to apply to rich people! O.o

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 5 лет назад

      Not sure, but I believe that the legal definition of collusion (or similar) requires intent. Still doesn't excuse obstruction of justice.

    • @Dj_DookieFumes
      @Dj_DookieFumes 5 лет назад +2

      Except Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein and on and on. The politicians of this country are America's royalty and as long as they have all the money, they'll never see a day in jail.

    • @curioussoul6059
      @curioussoul6059 5 лет назад +1

      Except for the ultra-rich folks, apparently :P

    • @curioussoul6059
      @curioussoul6059 5 лет назад +1

      @@Dj_DookieFumes
      Yeah, all those right-wingers and centrists did a lot of criming. I wonder if we'll ever have left-wing representatives... probably not, one of the pre-requisites of becoming a politician is getting funding.. and how would someone get funded by someones with loads of cash if their campaign includes taxing people with loads of cash to help out the entire rest of society?

  • @MarcofKenya
    @MarcofKenya 5 лет назад +570

    Me: *enjoying music*
    John Oliver: it’s time my child

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 5 лет назад +7

      Same here, except I was watching the Classic Tetris World Championships.

    • @allykat760
      @allykat760 5 лет назад +2

      Same lol

    • @anchorbait6662
      @anchorbait6662 5 лет назад +1

      @@B_Skizzle where do i find such a thing?

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 5 лет назад +1

      Praise be, praise be

    • @MarcofKenya
      @MarcofKenya 5 лет назад

      Robert McDaniel jeez 😂😅

  • @ikasugami
    @ikasugami 5 лет назад +832

    "Kellyann Conway died many years ago and is now a skin suit occupied and operated by 300 rats who evolved the ability to lie." 🤣

    • @jayarcher3259
      @jayarcher3259 5 лет назад +4

      Wow

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 лет назад +33

      Her doctor said she was only 239 rats.

    • @liddz434
      @liddz434 5 лет назад +17

      that's offensive! ...(to RATS!)

    • @MrSKINFLICK
      @MrSKINFLICK 5 лет назад +4

      .....and I thought Kellyanne CONway at 12:39 had undergone plastic surgery after she survived a hard drug withdrawal or was an alien with a very thick make-up, created by the evil alien Dr. Trump...!

    • @letthesunshinethru2355
      @letthesunshinethru2355 5 лет назад +5

      Her husband has had it with those trolling rats and is about ready to turn them in.

  • @josephmort4039
    @josephmort4039 2 года назад +5

    Remember when we thought this would amount to... anything?

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Год назад +4

      remember when this was the worst thing he did?

    • @Anvilman
      @Anvilman Год назад +2

      I remember when people (including myself) were naive enough to think Republicans in Congress might actually try to hold Trump accountable for his misdeeds.

    • @josephmort4039
      @josephmort4039 Год назад

      @@Anvilman Oh my sweet summer child...

    • @Anvilman
      @Anvilman Год назад +1

      @@josephmort4039 Alas, we're long past that point.

  • @jaibhimadevi5805
    @jaibhimadevi5805 5 лет назад +3

    Rod Rosenstein *never blinks* in those clips of Barr's press conference; great deer-caught-in-the-headlights impression, Rod! *(O_O)*

  • @KhashayarRahimi
    @KhashayarRahimi 5 лет назад +209

    I love how John Oliver team digs into such stories. Great journalism work to experience on TV.

    • @drumraider
      @drumraider 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, and his team and him do most of it through a massively biased lens, so it's not what I'd call "journalism." Esprcially when he's interrupting every 2 minutes with a childish joke or making fun of someone.

    • @KhashayarRahimi
      @KhashayarRahimi 5 лет назад +19

      @Eromanga Sensei I know, I have seen that episode too. But his work is far more "journalistic" than the other shows.

    • @KhashayarRahimi
      @KhashayarRahimi 5 лет назад +1

      @@drumraider I see your point.

    • @aiwash2766
      @aiwash2766 5 лет назад +15

      Marvin less biased than most everything is biased nowadays

    • @xXghostdog77Xx
      @xXghostdog77Xx 5 лет назад +15

      @@NoobNoobNews Do you have any specific examples of him being wrong or lying? If so please link it. Because everything I've seen him do is top notch and concise work.

  • @bakarenibsheut12
    @bakarenibsheut12 5 лет назад +42

    I seriously think John Oliver's secretly creating a Roombaverse with these videos - there's at least one Roomba joke in nearly each one.

  • @peterfox6159
    @peterfox6159 5 лет назад +8

    This video needs to go VIRAL as f***!!!

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 5 лет назад +23

    “Where a dogman falls in love with a baby”
    It’s funny because he’s not making it up and that shit really really does happen in Twilight

  • @HyperLuigi37
    @HyperLuigi37 5 лет назад +1182

    Stupid Watergate was shockingly accurate. And it’s sad.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +17

      And it keeps getting dumber.

    • @vetobandito2635
      @vetobandito2635 5 лет назад +8

      "Its sad our president isnt a Russian agent" xD

    • @bobrolander4344
      @bobrolander4344 5 лет назад +3

      More than we thought.

    • @BonusEggs4Sale
      @BonusEggs4Sale 5 лет назад +17

      @@vetobandito2635 "Its sad our president tried to be a Russian agent" xD
      FIFY

    • @luciuspaullus1948
      @luciuspaullus1948 5 лет назад +4

      You’ve been fed lies and don’t care.smh

  • @josetheragood3213
    @josetheragood3213 5 лет назад +159

    I can't help but picture Jared Cushner trying to collude with Russia and being foiled every time by a moose and squirrel that only he can see.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Is that a reference to something?

    • @notarobot6742
      @notarobot6742 5 лет назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 ruclips.net/video/21i76QOczVA/видео.html

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 Boinkal?

    •  5 лет назад +2

      Thanks, Jose. Now the only think I want is to see a series about that.

    • @BradGryphonn
      @BradGryphonn 5 лет назад +2

      That's Gold.

  • @js66613
    @js66613 4 года назад +59

    "A dog man falls in love with a baby" should be the synopsis for the whole Twilight Saga.
    "Edgy teenage girl overthrows OCD government and falls in love with a noob" might summarise Hunger Games.
    "Evil overlord gets beaten up by an edgy teenager, a coward and a nerd" summarises the Harry Potter series.
    And the news headline for a review on the Divergent series reads "series of books fucks up ending of a story about another girl rebel... but don't worry, we saw it coming."
    Warrior Cats should be "a Shakespearean tragedy featuring cats done in the style of Harry Potter. Expect character death and poorly developed romance."
    The Pegasus series could be summarised as: "Ice-cream eating horse with wings falls on roof. Divine and government shenanigans ensues."
    The Inheritance Cycle could be reviewed in the papers under the following title: "How To Train Your Dragon: If Hiccup Chose Toothless Over Astrid."
    The Guardians of Childhood Series should be re-titled: "A Band of Mary Sues Fight Powered Hitler, Because Now Suddenly Hitler Supports the Rights of Wolves. Don't Worry, Band is Led By Slavery Supporter."
    Unless you want me to shut up, I have more. Feel free to use them or trash them.

    • @ravenrose5712
      @ravenrose5712 4 года назад

      Got anything for Guardians of Ga'Hoole?

    • @js66613
      @js66613 4 года назад +5

      @@ravenrose5712 I think I might:
      "Thor: Age of Owls - Now Includes Child Exploitation & Snakes Where Snakes Shouldn't Be."
      Hmm... that didn't come out so well...
      Also, I actually like some of those movies/books.

    • @a.h.s.3006
      @a.h.s.3006 4 года назад

      Lord of the Rings?

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 4 года назад +1

      Maximum Ride series...

    • @liamodahl1205
      @liamodahl1205 4 года назад +1

      You seem too fond of the word "edgy" and seem to not completely comprehend its use.

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 5 лет назад +7

    “I’m sorry officer... I didn’t know I couldn’t do that....”

  • @spg1794
    @spg1794 5 лет назад +415

    i aint got no fancy law degree or but I dont think that lack of knowledge of a law means you're allowed to break it

    • @BrynnBeverly
      @BrynnBeverly 5 лет назад +41

      SPG especially if you're a gov official

    • @allisontallantmcculley1047
      @allisontallantmcculley1047 5 лет назад +42

      “Your honor I didn’t know stabbing him 87 times was against the law, please don’t send me to jail”

    • @tomrecane6366
      @tomrecane6366 5 лет назад +22

      Sure it is! That’s why I skipped drivers ed. Now the cops can’t touch me.

    • @shawnjavery
      @shawnjavery 5 лет назад

      @@allisontallantmcculley1047 it's hardly comparable. That's a violent crime compared to a failure to comply with a regulation.

    • @allisontallantmcculley1047
      @allisontallantmcculley1047 5 лет назад +4

      Shawn Javery Twas a joke my guy

  • @serafinhikes
    @serafinhikes 5 лет назад +731

    Unknowingly breaking the law doesn't absolve someone of culpability.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 5 лет назад +53

      it does in many cases actually, many laws start with "whosoever knowingly"
      for example; many people accidentally aid foreign spies.....but its only illegal if you KNEW YOU WERE DOING IT

    • @Malcadon
      @Malcadon 5 лет назад +31

      Unless you are rich as shit, with an army of lawyers.

    • @dirtbikemike150
      @dirtbikemike150 5 лет назад +11

      Tell that to Hillary Clinton

    • @willtheprodigy3819
      @willtheprodigy3819 5 лет назад +17

      Incorrect. Many laws stipulate intent. Murder, for instance, has different levels based on intent.

    • @terrencelockett4072
      @terrencelockett4072 5 лет назад +1

      @@willtheprodigy3819
      But doesn't that also sometimes help lawyer-ed up murderers go free. So an actual murderer saying they were found innocent of the crime they were charged with doesn't give you the nuances of the court case or the law.

  • @Veritas-ug3pi
    @Veritas-ug3pi 4 года назад +7

    "Never fully understanding how a guy with a full-time job as a press secretary can also be such a max jacked certifiable meat king." 😂😂😂

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 5 лет назад +3

    I have been waiting for this more than I have for Christmas, ever in my life.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 лет назад +291

    If I hire a hitman to kill my wife but he refuses and I ask 9 other hitmen to do it and they still refuse. Is it still not conspiracy to commit murder ? Is it not a crime ?

    • @userou-ig1ze
      @userou-ig1ze 5 лет назад +10

      actually a way better example than what Oliver brought. Wait do I remember? Something about fucking mailboxes? I think writing on this episode was cut a bit short...

    • @em5522
      @em5522 5 лет назад +49

      It's not. Conspiracy requires at least 2 people agreeing to commit a crime. What you're describing is solicitation and yes, you'd be on the hook for that.

    • @userou-ig1ze
      @userou-ig1ze 5 лет назад

      @@em5522 in that scenario both parties agree to kill a person

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 5 лет назад +3

      No. But you might wamt to ask your wife some questions.

    • @themarinaraman9580
      @themarinaraman9580 5 лет назад

      Attempted murder, if the other guy was really good.

  • @renatgal2946
    @renatgal2946 5 лет назад +321

    Dmitriy Klokov was a secretary of energy minister! Energy is power! So he has to lift. That's totaly makes sence.

    • @ililililliil
      @ililililliil 5 лет назад +6

      Reps for Putin

    • @miagi1337
      @miagi1337 5 лет назад +3

      Dmitriy Klokov should be the POWER!-Minister and scream POWER! all day like Terry Crews.

    • @AnotherPanther
      @AnotherPanther 5 лет назад +1

      Power!

    • @MegaPompoen
      @MegaPompoen 5 лет назад

      Plot twist: the guy lifts weights using nuclear power

    • @Suja_Varghese
      @Suja_Varghese 5 лет назад +2

      Energy isn't power exactly. Power is energy per unit time. So energy is power times times.

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 4 года назад +117

    Trump news: *exists*
    John Oliver: *It’s free real estate*

    • @user-di3vl9dp6o
      @user-di3vl9dp6o 4 года назад +1

      He's from England it is kinda their thing😂😂

    • @allymog5228
      @allymog5228 3 года назад +2

      @@user-di3vl9dp6o Haha, you should see what we do to our own politicians!

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 3 года назад

      Rawan Sawwan Honestly I’m glad he’s ripping Trump a new one.

    • @allymog5228
      @allymog5228 3 года назад

      @Abhishek Harge How?

  • @aussieamon
    @aussieamon 5 лет назад +2

    I now want to see a movie about Nicolas Cage's personal assistant having to deal with the weirdness that is Nicolas Cage.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 5 лет назад +236

    Cohen was the only one who followed Trump's orders and looked what happened to him

    • @omarious
      @omarious 5 лет назад

      Look, not looked!

    • @lordadmiralbokbok3499
      @lordadmiralbokbok3499 5 лет назад +5

      funniest thing is by cohans own admition it was never a direct order, just a suggestive nod lol

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 5 лет назад +6

      Yea, he's been given the ability to tell the government when he's going to start his prison sentence.(which he still hasn't started btw) Instead of the other way around. And I'm using the term prison very loosely, because he's not really going to prison. He's going to some cushy bed n breakfast, just like Martha Stewart did.

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 5 лет назад

      Huh.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 5 лет назад +1

      @@Thumbsupurbum well he did have surgery and required physical therapy and has more hearings. He'll be in prison by the middle of May.

  • @geoffreypeterson8903
    @geoffreypeterson8903 5 лет назад +666

    “I tried to help a foreign government undermine my country’s democracy, but I goofed his email address. Monday problems, am I right?!” 💁‍♂️

    • @SuddenReal
      @SuddenReal 5 лет назад +45

      *gofferment

    • @nickvang7
      @nickvang7 5 лет назад +3

      @@SuddenReal What

    • @thedude1744
      @thedude1744 5 лет назад +10

      Gets return email stating the email doesn't exist and promptly deletes before reading. lul

    • @nickvang7
      @nickvang7 5 лет назад +2

      @@meelymusic123 Ah, understandable. Have a nice day.

    • @Asbestoslover666
      @Asbestoslover666 5 лет назад +12

      I mean what do you expect? I'm pretty much a ZOMBIE until i've had my monday morning covefe!

  • @jtszabo1691
    @jtszabo1691 3 года назад +3

    William Barr looks like Fred Flintstone

  • @wonderbugone
    @wonderbugone 4 года назад +4

    The audience was real energetic in this one 😂

  • @blitzkrug
    @blitzkrug 5 лет назад +493

    No smoking gun, but sure is a lot of empty shells, and gunpowder residue

    • @EMcL88
      @EMcL88 5 лет назад +11

      @@mondoshredder5783 and were only
      .22 caliber

    • @americancitizen748
      @americancitizen748 5 лет назад +3

      Kind of like in the O.J Simpson case, eh?

    • @blitzkrug
      @blitzkrug 5 лет назад +1

      @@americancitizen748 exactly! You ask one side, hes innocent. Ask the other side, hes guilty AF

    • @friedlish
      @friedlish 5 лет назад +8

      You seem to have misspelled "smocking gun". 😉

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 5 лет назад

      Fortunately thar was the last investigation! Oh wait...

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 5 лет назад +669

    "We the rich and powerful have investigated ourselves and found that we have done nothing wrong." US gov. in a nutshell.

    • @bowtiethirteentwenty8627
      @bowtiethirteentwenty8627 5 лет назад +20

      Isn't that exactly what happened two years or so ago when the GOP House and Senate "investigated" ?

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 лет назад +12

      The US has turned into a Corporatist Nation. Nazi Germany also was Corporatist, by the way...

    • @josch5071
      @josch5071 5 лет назад +9

      @@davidhollenshead4892 That word does not mean what you think it means.

    • @zdcyclops1lickley190
      @zdcyclops1lickley190 5 лет назад +4

      All governments.

    • @nameless9790
      @nameless9790 5 лет назад

      Why have them waste millions on the investigation then if you know that nothing will happen

  • @McSpinkles
    @McSpinkles 4 года назад +8

    At 7:50, I really wish John said “that means the baby has Herculean strength” considering the baby killed the snake

  • @adam346
    @adam346 5 лет назад +60

    Too incompetent to be useful, too dumb to be followed... That is one special president. Wonder where they park the short bus.

    • @sirtoby4939
      @sirtoby4939 5 лет назад +7

      1600 Pennsylvania avenue

  • @themuffinman737
    @themuffinman737 5 лет назад +321

    Who watches Last Week Tonight with John Oliver at 3am??
    Me:
    *OH BOY Its 3am!*

  • @BriarsAndBones
    @BriarsAndBones 5 лет назад +383

    "Being angry is not the same thing as being innocent." DAMN, Alec Baldwin's lawyer dropping some truth

    • @tuckerstrom9062
      @tuckerstrom9062 5 лет назад +2

      Haha so true. However, having no evidence found for the charges against you by a 35 million dollar, 2 year federal investigation is.

    • @tuckerstrom9062
      @tuckerstrom9062 5 лет назад +1

      @Mason Rued I did read it. Robert Mueller-no evidence of Collusion. If you want to shift the goalposts and forget what this whole thing was about that's on you. If congress wants to investigate obstruction, then go ahead, they are free to do so. Muller investigated collusion, not obstruction, so it comes as no surpruse,that he is not making definitive claims on the latter.

    • @tuckerstrom9062
      @tuckerstrom9062 5 лет назад +1

      @Mason Rued I was hoping to have a civil conversation with someone I disagreed with. Perhaps I could have even learned something from it. I guess not. Have a nice day.

    • @briansalva728
      @briansalva728 5 лет назад +22

      @@tuckerstrom9062 What a fucking cop out!

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 5 лет назад

      of course an angry person could be innocent, likewise a silent person could also be innocent

  • @Chris_KAy
    @Chris_KAy 5 лет назад +2

    Best episode so far ^^
    we pray for you America

  • @tntcheats
    @tntcheats 5 лет назад +5

    Didn't notice "William Goat" the first time watching (chief of staff). 10/10

  • @arthenosthefirst8176
    @arthenosthefirst8176 5 лет назад +25

    I thought ignorance of the law was not considered a reason to be innocent.

    • @unironicallyslappingknees
      @unironicallyslappingknees 5 лет назад

      perhaps in a just system, but a just system we do not have

    • @trenauldo
      @trenauldo 5 лет назад +1

      Technically, ignorance of the law is not a defense and therefore cannot be offered up in court proceedings as such.

    • @mojoman2001
      @mojoman2001 5 лет назад

      There are some crimes where specific intent is required. Sure, for running a stop sign, no intent is required. For murder, intent to kill is required. It depends on the definition of the crime in the applicable statute. Crime is just a definition of behavior.

    • @Pringlesman
      @Pringlesman 5 лет назад

      @-- Killing without intent is manslaughter.

    • @bluewinterstorm
      @bluewinterstorm 5 лет назад

      @-- it a matter of manslaughter (accident) vs. Murder (planned). The latter has a longer maximum sentence, but both will put you in jail.

  • @atharvas3244
    @atharvas3244 5 лет назад +492

    NOOOOOOOO!!!! 0:40 They put William Goat as the name but they had the PERFECT opportunity to do:
    *William BAAAArr*

    • @energyeternal
      @energyeternal 5 лет назад +15

      you, friend, need to write for the show!

    • @IAlwaysWantedToTryThat
      @IAlwaysWantedToTryThat 5 лет назад +5

      Why you got a thing against Billy Goat like that?

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy 5 лет назад +11

      Atharva S *_In their defense he goes by _**_#BillBarr_**_ ... _**_#WilliamGoat_**_ is the same as saying _**_#BillyGoat_**_ ... which in my opinion is better than _**_#BillyBaaarr_*
      *#ItrustTheWriters*

    • @denisem6195
      @denisem6195 5 лет назад +3

      or Bill Goat

  • @alexanderk7422
    @alexanderk7422 5 лет назад +59

    Unfortunately, Mueller was right not to have recommended any charges on Trump because that is beyond the scope of the powers of his office AND would be a conflict of interest... it is actually best that he conducted his investigation and left the conclusion to the AG and Congress.
    Mueller should have filed charges against more Trump campaign/cabinet members to include Donald Jr.
    This situation, at the very least, begs for us to review and revise a slew of legal questions as well as to seriously consider limiting Presidential powers of appointment as well as te overall scope of Presidential authority.

    • @susanrolstad9338
      @susanrolstad9338 5 лет назад +3

      True but i think mueller did i this way because Trump as long as president could pardons don Jr. Or others. Trump needs to be out of office before the axe falls

    • @Actinuon
      @Actinuon 5 лет назад +3

      @@susanrolstad9338 He wasn't asked to investigate actions of the president due to the investigation. In my eyes the president hung himself with his actions due to the investigation, but that's left for another probe. And that probe probably won't happen because the first probe failed to bring a conclusion.

    • @alexanderk7422
      @alexanderk7422 5 лет назад +5

      @@susanrolstad9338 Great point.
      Ultimately, impeachment of the President requires an act of Congress and is clearly not within the scope of duty of the Justice Department. Handing the findings of the unredacted DOJ investigation over to Congress is the right thing to do.
      The President cannot pardon himself so, tactically speaking, if any charges are to be filed the best course of action seems to start from the top down. Technically, the President could pardon anyone whose name appears in the Mueller report from federal charges at any time except himself.
      Personally, I think there is not enough evidence to win a criminal conspiracy case against the President but there may be grounds to impeach.
      "The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors." - US Constitution
      ^^^ Bribery is a key issue. The potential bribe paid to Stephanie Clifford aka Stormy Daniels is an impeachable offense. The original case seems to have merely been incorrectly filed in federal court rather than state court so it was thrown out on the rather arbitrary grounds of subject matter jurisdiction. I think this rule of jurisdiction was used as a means to avoid hearing the case altogether.
      Clifford was also ordered to pay Trumps legal fees. I beleive such a Judicial order, especially against a plaintiff who poor compared to the defendant and had a legitimate claim regardless of the improper legal procedure that got the case thrown out, seems punitive in nature. I would argue such a ruling may have been an effort to deter further legal action by Clifford against Trump. But, congress can still demand investigation and impeach... especially with the information we now know about Cohen. This is like Watergate and the Clinton/Lewinsky scandals rolled into one.

    • @alexanderk7422
      @alexanderk7422 5 лет назад +3

      @@Actinuon I agree. I think obstruction is still on the table as well.

  • @jonathansanders5308
    @jonathansanders5308 4 года назад +1

    since when was not knowing something was illegal stopped it from being illegal to do...

  • @Hyperdragon1701
    @Hyperdragon1701 5 лет назад +213

    So youre telling me that Russia was trying to influence the elections but the white house was literally to dumb to do so?
    Oh the irony.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 5 лет назад +19

      no. mueller proved that russia DID influence the election, and the trump campaign knew it was happening. these are facts. mueller said he could not prove beyond a doubt that trump worked with russia to make it hapoen.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 5 лет назад +7

      Nonya Bizness - not for lack of trying, is what the report concluded...

    • @sealand000
      @sealand000 5 лет назад +1

      Obama was in the White House at the time.

    • @tetsuzhanshi242
      @tetsuzhanshi242 5 лет назад

      I like how they don't add the context of when he said im f*** even slightly. As in can't get anything done, because tainted by investigation.. like wow.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 5 лет назад +5

      @@Tustin2121 yeah, and the fact that mueller states that he thinks that a sitting president cannot be charged with a crime anyway... which is the ONLY reason WHY he could not prove trump to have committed conspiracy to defraud an election: because according to the rules as mueller interprets them, he was not ALLOWED to find trump guilty of a crime. otherwise YEAH, trump is an obvious criminal, many times over, for decades.

  • @ajwelsh3191
    @ajwelsh3191 5 лет назад +300

    I wanted to see Don Jr perp walked but you know finding out that Muller thinks Jr is just to dumb to prosecute is pretty good too.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 лет назад +10

      Don Jr: the Butt-Head of 1600.

    • @p.a.shaver1939
      @p.a.shaver1939 5 лет назад +11

      Mueller didn't perp walk Jr. but the reality is there's an indictment with Jr.'s name on it coming before the end of 2020. January 20, 2021 is when ALL the co-conspirators will be named.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 лет назад +11

      Grail Gal irony is trying to disagree with someone’s opinion while misspelling the only word you use.

    • @detroitdiezel7856
      @detroitdiezel7856 5 лет назад +3

      @@p.a.shaver1939 let's hope. LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

    • @AnEvolvingApe
      @AnEvolvingApe 5 лет назад +4

      Give him a break! He cries out in anguish every time he sees a flagpole!

  • @charliegoodwin1933
    @charliegoodwin1933 3 года назад +2

    It wasn’t the end, but now it is

  • @legendhero-eu1lc
    @legendhero-eu1lc 4 года назад

    Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome! Oh, moments in that video are sad.

  • @matthewscorner2990
    @matthewscorner2990 5 лет назад +163

    "Where a dog man falls in love with a baby!"
    YES!! How does no one else see that??

    • @StephenDeChellisHMTKSteve
      @StephenDeChellisHMTKSteve 5 лет назад +31

      I thought it was a story about a young girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality?

    • @sebastianotero
      @sebastianotero 5 лет назад +1

      Matthew's Corner Twilight

    • @anthonynguyen5204
      @anthonynguyen5204 5 лет назад +6

      For me, that wasn’t in the first chapter of the first book. And that’s as much as I could stand of that book.

    • @hamtaru
      @hamtaru 5 лет назад

      always found it weird af as a kid but didnt give it much thought till now

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 5 лет назад +5

      I couldn’t get that far past the controlling relationship crap tbh

  • @funny-video-YouTube-channel
    @funny-video-YouTube-channel 5 лет назад +1860

    The presidency *saved by incompetency.*
    Brilliant plot of history :-)

    • @Blastinus
      @Blastinus 5 лет назад +54

      Incompetency and people essentially shoving presidential orders under the rug or behind potted plants. Our country is being held together by stupidity and misdirection.

    • @TheHellogs4444
      @TheHellogs4444 5 лет назад +14

      @@Blastinus Why is it misdirection, it's literally people (bureaucracy) thinking for itself and not doing shit things

    • @kermitthefrog3685
      @kermitthefrog3685 5 лет назад +5

      You realize this show is just entertainment and not factual news right?

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 5 лет назад +5

      To the contrary, conservatism is an instinctual intelligence, a virus of sorts, that plays stupid in front of insidious actions... most notably, conservatism always does evil deeds behind the banner of liberal goods... that and conservatism is always spot on backwards... I can cite examples for you like 🤗

    • @kermitthefrog3685
      @kermitthefrog3685 5 лет назад +5

      @@72marshflower15 I can't wait till they find a cure for toxoplasmosis...

  • @Jet-rx1ji
    @Jet-rx1ji 5 лет назад +9

    Steve Bannon eating a bowl of used syringes.

  • @mr.bigdaddy
    @mr.bigdaddy 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you for this week tonight, keep it up!

  • @edgardelugo1733
    @edgardelugo1733 5 лет назад +258

    Russia's energy is generated through that guy's muscles.

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes 5 лет назад +3

      Russia is not our main enemy its the Chinese

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 5 лет назад +9

      You really managed to focus on the most important details.

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 5 лет назад +2

      Whew! Then we should be fine :D

    • @royms2000
      @royms2000 5 лет назад +1

      In Soviet Russia, weights lift you!

    • @sevans606
      @sevans606 5 лет назад

      gay's

  • @GardEngebretsen
    @GardEngebretsen 5 лет назад +489

    Imagine being this incompetent. And still winning the Presidency. The United States truly is a magical place.

    • @bestleesinna7702
      @bestleesinna7702 5 лет назад +9

      or that's what they want you to think...

    • @wiseguy1512
      @wiseguy1512 5 лет назад +36

      Kevin Prima dude how do you think I feel I’m born and raised in Nebraska... I am friends with our governors son and I.... listen its like trying to explain quantum physics to a brick wall.

    • @brasticus
      @brasticus 5 лет назад +26

      I feel better telling my kids they can be anything they want to be now.

    • @isaiclevinstein7910
      @isaiclevinstein7910 5 лет назад +11

      @Kevin PrimaThe problem in america is that everyone despite, level of education and beliefs, is allowed to vote? What exactly are you advocating for?

    • @21rhocke
      @21rhocke 5 лет назад +8

      Now imagine losing to someone so incompetent. Oh wait, you don't have to.

  • @SeamusGleason
    @SeamusGleason Год назад +3

    The number of similarities to the Iran-Contra scandal is shocking...

  • @vhr
    @vhr 5 лет назад +10

    Holy shit this was quite overwhelming for someone (like me) that didn't follow any of this in the news.

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 5 лет назад +214

    7:55 A baby able to kill snakes? Hmmm Baby's name is Hercules.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Ah, we think alike!

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 5 лет назад +3

      Or Thor, and the snake could be Loki in disguise..

    • @karlkarlos3545
      @karlkarlos3545 5 лет назад +2

      You call him Heracles, Sir. Hercules was just his Roman rip off.

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 5 лет назад

      @@karlkarlos3545 yeah, yeah I know, but Disney goes with Herc … (shrugs shoulders)

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 5 лет назад

      @@rohitr9400 That's movie and wasn't that about them as adults? There is no story about Thor as a baby (that I remember) much less a snake killing baby. …now don't get me wrong, I like Norse mythos better than the Greco-Roman ones, but the Norse didn't have as much "wonder baby" tales as the Greco-Romans.
      Not only is there the tale of Heracles killing a snake in his crib that Hera sent to kill him, But also Hermes was also a wonder baby; walking on day of birth, killed a turtle and made a lyre, then stole Apollo's cattle, smart enough that he walked backward to make confounding tracks. Apollo still found him, so to soothe his temper, Hermes gave him the lyre. … all on the day he was born, no wonder Hermes was also a Trickster.

  • @balrogdahomie
    @balrogdahomie 5 лет назад +182

    As a prospective marine biologist, I *really* wish Game of Flounders was real

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +2

      I wish you the best, my friend.

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 5 лет назад +24

      It would just flop.

    • @damienomen68
      @damienomen68 5 лет назад +10

      @@lindinle Falls flat....never gets up again.Critics say.."It doesn't float my boat"

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 5 лет назад +6

      A Song of Blood and Water: Clash of Orcas.

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus 5 лет назад +6

      I would watch the Flounder Flounce spinoff, where Lady Catelyn Shark, Lady Olenna Troutell and Lady Yara of the Pike Islands all get together for tea, gossip and political conspiracy​ involving murder. Oh wait that was this show.

  • @rocketpower420
    @rocketpower420 3 года назад +1

    I love John Oliver so much

  • @matthewflorio2705
    @matthewflorio2705 3 года назад +1

    In my opinion, this is one of Mr. Oliver's best pieces.