Justin Timberlake - Man of the Woods ALBUM REVIEW
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
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A buffet of shit: Justin Timberlake's new album is most likely the most horrendous cross-section of contemporary sounds you're going to hear this year.
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FAV TRACKS: MIDNIGHT SUMMER JAM, THE HARD STUFF, MONTANA
LEAST FAV TRACK: WAVE
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - MAN OF THE WOODS / 2018 / RCA / CONTEMPORARY R&B, SYNTH FUNK, COUNTRY POP
3/10
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right? 
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When the flannel's yellow
Melon is mellow,
When the flannel's red
Your career is dead
funny kek memes make the libtard babbies scream
fader is a hater yet they suck down the melon cream
title: thatistheplan did nothing wrong year: 2018 did you like it did you hate it, what would you rate it
XXXtentacion disagrees?
voraminfantes no memes disagrees* if wasn't for them xxxtentacion would be dead
Yakka we've figured out the code years ago
voraminfantes suck 4 asses
"Buffet of shit" is probably the most straightforward description I've ever seen in a melon video
brownguy903 I think the melon is just jealous of Timberlake's good looks.
Joshua Sutton JT looks goofy bald tbh. Famtano pulls it off much better
Nah, Justin is jealous of ANTHONY'S good looks and t h i c c n e s s
Hunter Pope You best not be talking about Bigthony Dicktano😤😤
brownguy903 wow the moment i read this, he actually said it. amazing
I'm not a fan of the way he portrays himself in the album as this rugged dude from Montana that lives off the land. He lives in a gated community next to a ski resort in Big Sky, MT. Just another rich guy claiming the state as his own.
I feel like these pop stars maybe are going back to their rural upbringings? And it has something to do with the ties to nostalgia? I don't know. It kind of feels not genuine somehow. I also cant help but feel like it is as if they ignored the small town person because it wasn't glamorous enough, and are now trying to tap into that for their benefit because there has been a cultural shift .
you sound passionate about the defense of the honor of your home state. admirable.
Well the whole album is also hearkening back to his roots in Memphis, TN. I definitely agree with you though, the dude definitely needs to get in touch with reality a bit more before he tries his hand at another record. That or just put out pop songs and not try to be woke and conceptual.
What? Hes from fucking Tennessee, its just the problem is the music within the album doesnt mell together well, a risk JT was willing to make for experimentation. Sorry, but you didnt state how you even claim how his style translates to rich guy claiming the state as his own. Its called bringing in roots... JT is at times bratty and whiney, but idk how this says state owning at all.
why are you crying
Who else is on a "red flannel" marathon?
I'm unable to sleep going through the "big artists" and NOT GOOD *explosion explosion*. Somewhere in your realm.
my life is a red flannel marathon.
@@theville9885 Funnily enough I’ve actually started putting on the not good playlist as background noise while I sleep
Bruuhh🤯
I love to get stoned and watch the red flannel reviews. Especially when Fantano laughs because his laugh gets me cheering 🤣
I like you Anthony but did you really have to review a dead man in the woods and upload it to RUclips?
Raymónd Loganthony Paultano here
Grito
Raymónd haha that is hilarious
Cat Person found the Logan Paul fan
This is the only one of these jokes that I will tolerate, because it actually has something to do with the fucking video for once.
Stopped a Fantano video to watch a Fantano video
Frederick Core bruh I did the same thing! I was watching his review of my pull out game he gave it a 1/10.
Xzibit meme intenses
Open up two tabs and play them both. Like a real fan
I literally just finished his weekly track round-up
Frederick Core edgy
“Yo girl, I’m a doomsday prepper” is my new pickup line. Thanks melon 🍉.
Also, 2nd red flannel confirmed.
it worked for me
3:38 “I got ten months worth of water down there”
He couldn’t give this a Not Good because Justin is too vital to the revolution to kill off
DeadlyJedly But his death could further fuel the designer clothed revolution
DeadlyJedly melon should've gave it a heart
Justin is gonna make Stalin look like a fucking anarchist
Comrade Justin 2020
He killed Mac with a 3, so Justin got lucky
*MELON OF THE WOODS*
Pin dis shit
Melon of the flannel
FT Logan Paul
Doomsday melon
Haha
If Justin Timberlake is a man of the woods... I am Sasquatch
No I am
he is from mephis tennessee
Justin thinks he's invited to the barbecue, but he's not.
EpyonRoyal youse a lie
Before this album came out he was
EpyonRoyal He’s invited to tea nw
Yes he is....he was long invited
Then who is? And how come his ticket sales just hit 100 mill
This is Justin Timberlake's Revival
TCARTR / TheDrumaddictOne so true
That’s a perfect description.
Damn it’s that bad 😭
Christ. Its really not.
JS GOTI Oh yes it is. They are about equally as bad as each other. Melon gave this a 3/10 and Revival a 2/10. Not that big of a difference.
>checks description
*"A buffet of shit"*
Proceeds to like the video
Good shit, my dude!
"Trap X country not gud"
how about uh..
pink guy - white is right
Oh boy. Old Town Road. Hmmm...
Is it genes or does it seem to me that Anthony Fantano doesn't age much? Like, is it because he's vegan or something, that he hasn't changed a lot since 2010?
Ideon he’s actually a vampire
Being in the KKK has helped his age, he did shout out them once in a video.
"it's like if Pharrell wrote the worst Prince song ever." That made me laugh really hard.
John Doe relax bud
Funny thing is, the song in context (“Sauce”) is one of the Timbaland/Danja produced tracks.
John Doe Pharell is one of the greatest producers of all time
Sit the fuck down
John Doe you sound fucking stupid
Still mad he thought pharrell produced that.
You know he had to do it to em.
Me this is a good account
Lucky lucianooooo
I
GOT A CONDO IN MANHATTAN
MANHATTAN
WHAS HAPPNIN
you know he had to review it for em
Filthy sounds like they put a bluegrass song through a Transformers voice modulator. It's goddamn atrocious
Mark R yeah it had potential if it was done right but the execution was weak...
Mark R Timbaland is such a shit producer
@@Bigones111 Hell no. He's an amazing producer and made countless classic songs throughout the 2000s, Filthy is one of the few bad ones he's made.
I didn't like this album. This review is hilarious, & I agree with a lot of the criticisms. After I got through listening to it, I immediately played the 20/20 Experience, to forget what I 'd just heard.
20/20 is so good.
Melon disliked that too
neither did i. i had tickets 4 his tour but i had 2 sell them cuz i was in the hospital with a concussion & a brain bleed. i didnt like the 20/20 experience at first either. i thought it was too jazzy & expected a lot more after seven years but now i love it. i saw the tour on december 11 2013 here in indiana at bankers life fieldhouse & he was on fire. he was there the night b4 at the pacer game too & my dad showed me on tv. it was roy hibberts birthday at the show & justin had us sing happy birthday 2 him. it was awesome but not this album
20/20 would be a classic album if it was a single part and the songs were shorter.
@@jeevithrai7994 i agree ,the songs are great but very long unecessarily
Melon went off
He went off harder than offset at a gay club.
UnCreative Deconstructionism too soon...
The Hidden Truth why too soon. 😂🤣
It's red flannel time.
this cover makes it too easy for this new fantano meme
Gnome of the Woods. A full Keemstar record.
Logan of the Woods - A Logan Paul project ft Japanese Suicide Forest
Growingoutthany abeardtano here.
im in your melon fuzz
Macbeth I can’t stop laughing about this haha
Mimi Knowles :)
Not enough syllables
He's gonna use his beard as hair for a wig
The red flannel is synonymous with anger
Anthony changes personality every time he wears a differently colored flannel
The tone of his skin, the fire in his eyes and the blood of his enemies.
woke/10
I saw walgreens selling this CD at for 20 bucks lol.
I don't get why he says "give me the hard stuff" then 10 seconds later he is making his son say "dada" - this moment on the album filled me with a great sense of unease
I feel like the album was rushed so it'd be out in time to perform for the Superbowl
Kevin Malone I guess 5 years wasn't enough time?
Yet none of the songs on the album were performed at the superbowl
He only performed “filthy” for like 30 secs and then sung his throwback hits
That Onion article spells it out neatly
John Doe gagas performance was hardly spectacular imo. I mean Bruno's was a lot better
Damn + Man of The Woods = To Pimp A Butterfly
LMAO
Quick maths
Bailey Miller hahaha
Bailey Miller just play both albums at once and we have ourselves a masterpiece
_Lil Pump_ + _Cherry Bomb_ = _The Money Store_
One of the great blessings in life is the internet's busiest music melon tear apart some shitty album made by some artist trying to appeal to some shitty demographic way past their prime
lilppblunt Hey! What's the shitty demographic?
Only people that think the billboard 100 is literally the best music
Drums 'n' Stuff teenagers and people in their early 20s are complete human garbage but it's fine they grow out of it eventually.
@@Toastybees
how fucking old are you lmao
@@Joela393 Old enough to be your daddy and tell your mom she ain't getting no child support.
“It feels like armor”
I genuinely lost my shit. It’s almost 2 in the morning and I tried with everything I had to NOT cackle.
Did he really give Justins album the first 11/10
Ryan Smith 92 likes>0 likes
Ryan Smith you know most fantano memes are tired and unfunny... just saying
Ryan Smith agreed
deltron 3030 I
You can't rank such a masterpiece with only 10 points, so that was totally deserved...
JT will be on the next cover rockin' FUBU & a durag with the cape out. TAKIN' IT BACK!
Luke James lol
Luke James not the singer
Yup
Luke James Will he get a buzzcut or get the ramen hair?
😂😂😂
Review justins half time show outfit
Glad you mentioned Midnight Summer Jam at the end. Easily my favourite track on there and I agree that it could fit on the 20/20 projects.
Super Bowl Half-Time:
N O T G O O D
calebxw American Football: NOT GOOD
hold up
Joseph Burke how dare you
Joseph Burke your opinion: irrelevant and stupid
David Leckness It's just rugby for the disabled
he should have just done a double album. first cd is pop, second cd is folk/country.
I really liked the new justin Timberlake album "Dollar in the Woods"
Yeah, the Keemstar collab was the best track
I really liked Future Sex Love Sounds and 2020 Experience, but Man of The Woods is just bland.
OK but I thought that this would get at least a 6/10 because there's a song called "Flannel"
RGS nah he thought it meant he should wear the red flannel
This ain't the Rich Brian review! Please Anthony we need Amen 🙏
Jacob Elonen yes yes yes
I don’t see him giving that any more than a 5
GTaylor33 maybe but hes friends with joji which may bias it a little
Goob but it was a really good album imo not really groundbreaking but good
The deed to my house is on the score....I'm calling it now....5/10
When the album on the right is better than the one he's actually reviewing
dman2602 Lol yup
Sleep's Holy Mountain is fuckin great
That One Guy I'm gonna listen to the rest of that album. I only listened to Dragonaut and that was pretty good
JBDBIB Baerman Hell yeah, man!
JBDBIB Baerman welcome to the world of Sleep
"This album is like a buffet of shit" 3/10, the Needle Drop 2018.
*2018
OUCH
oof
review justin timberlake man of the woods
riley hhhhhhh
Review Justin Timberlake man of the woods
man of the morning woods
"Yo girl, I'm a doomsday prepper, I'm a doomsday prepper, does that turn you on?
If Taylor Swift was a sexy, sometimes sensitive macho man, she would record this.
Wilian Moreira That's by far the meanest description of Man of the Wood
................tbh
No, at least Taylor Swift is smart enough to not play the "woke pop music with proposit" card
Felipe Barros yeah, you gotta give her credit for that
+Dominika Strauss for now
Eagles won/10
Yes.
darth boner You're rigged
darth boner yes
Rich Brian Amen review soon Melon?
Hopefully tomorrow. Hopefully a 6 or higher
strong 7 i think is fair
7 if it's perfect. Unfortunately the lyrics is a downside, not jaden cringe or hopsin cringe but still cringe. I think anthony will give it a 6 maximum
Nigga*
yuh self depreciation ("independent, i might sucking my own dick" lol), brutally honest about his youth (like people expecting and liking traditional "hard" bars, but when he had more relatable lyrics it make others cringe cuz it reminds them how brian is a "kid"), his sense of meme humor (sometimes can be really twisted), some of the bars sounds like something he might tweet back in 2014 as part of Weird Twitter.
"Licking johnson like the rock"
"Pussy bald like chemo"
People don't find it funny and either love or hate songs like Kitty.
At least he is not "holier n smarter than you" fake deep cringe. So he is still good in my book. But he is not for everyone.
"I wanna show you the inside of my bunker girl" 😂😂
Considering recent events, and after a great deal of deliberation, I have decided to share the experience that I had with the celebrity known as Justin Timberlake. This story is not one that I have told many, as it is somewhat personal and perhaps a little shocking. However, I think that it is time for the world to know… so here it goes.
In July of 2014 my family and I went on a vacation to California. None of us had ever been there before, so it was quite the exciting trip. We spent the first few days in Los Angeles and were blown away by its beaches, nightlife, and yes, racial and ethnic tensions (unfortunately). On the third night of our vacation, we decided to go to this restaurant in LA called “The Big Eat”. It seemed like a good place to go, as we were all very hungry.
After walking in and being seated, I decided that I had to go to the bathroom (for anyone who knows me well, this is a very common occurrence). As I’m walking to the bathroom, out of the corner of my eye I spot a man balancing a fork on his nose. I presume this to be my dad, as it is a common party trick that he does to show off. Undeterred, I stay the course and make it to the bathroom relatively unscathed. As soon as I open the door, however, I am greeted by a sight so absurd that I almost drop my own fork. There is a man, standing in two separate urinals at the same time in a fairly impressive split, with one foot in one urinal and one foot in the other. He is facing me and is completely nude. “I’ve been expecting you,” he cackles. “Wh-who are you?” I stutter, completely at a loss for words. “My name is Justin Timberlake,” he answers, “And I need all of your money right now.” Huh? He looks at me expectantly, like a little puppy waiting for a treat. Then I begin to understand. This is just some poor homeless guy trying to scare tourists into giving him a bit of change. I shoot him a knowing glance and begin to rummage around my purse. “Haven’t you ever heard of me??” he shouts, startling me. There was something about that voice, though. Something rather melodic. Angelic, even. “Yes Justin, of course I have! You were so great in Paul Blart: Mall Cop!” At this point, I am trying to get out of there as quickly as possible. Finally, I manage to find a few quarters, so I throw one in each urinal and make my way towards the door.
“You don’t believe it’s me, do you?”
I stop, dead in my tracks. Surely not…
“Of course I do Justin! I have to go now but it was nice talking to you!”
There is a strange, almost demonic gleam in his eyes. I’m beginning to sense that something is seriously wrong, so I start running.
“DO YOU THINK I’M LYING TO YOU???” he roars, growing bigger and bigger by the second.
I begin to sprint.
“WELL IT AINT NO LIE BABY, BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!” He lunges towards me, his entire figure fully erect, and bodyslams me into the bathroom door. “BYE BYE BYE!!!! BYE BYE BYE!!!!! BYE BYE… BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I wake up, drenched in sweat and on the floor. My sheets are a tangled mess. There is warm liquid running down my thigh. I try to get up… but can’t. There is something preventing me from moving, some sort of inter-dimensional being holding me back. Suddenly, I feel a hand latch itself onto my neck. It is soft, like that of a woman. The grip tightens, and as I slowly fade out of consciousness, there’s a whisper, barely audible in my not-as-good-as-my-right-one left ear…
bye…… bye………. bye…………………...
I think that that's by far the worst story I've ever heard
@@leechannohmygoddI disagree
I wonder why he hasn’t reviewed any Pearl Jam albums
BJORK WORST TO BEST ASAP
YAS, I ROOT FOR YOU
emily337 There is no worst
Vox 2448 shit u right
Self-titled album < Vulcinara < lots of other shit < Medulla < Debut < Post < Fuckin' Homogenic, _goddamn_
Dollar of the woods
I was listening to itunes previews of this album while watching your review. When I got to "Flannel" I could not believe how bad the trap drums sounded. BUT when you said opn influenced sound piece at the end I did not believe it til I heard it.
Anthony, what are you gonna do with all that meat? Cook up a mean serving, huh?
calypsis he's gonna beat it
BEAT IIIITTT!!! JUST BEAT IIIITTT!
You should have put your photoshopped pic instead of the original
Funniest review in a while
yo girl
*_i'M a DoOmSdAy PrEpPeR_*
Melon looks +10 handsomne with a beard.
change my mind .
review the halftime show selfie kid
Phanic! at the twenty one clique ogre bois meme/10
Phanic! at the twenty one clique ogre bois your username is cringe
Lmfao. "Bbq wings, green jello and guacamole." thats the best
4:55 I died 😂
Theshowdown 93 insta-kill. I had to walk away for a sec. Straight comedy.
Lmfao cal
HAHA
You can notice he threw the flannel himself and ran underneath it.
You can see him still moving in the shot where his flannel lands on his face because he had to hurry to take back this position after throwing the flannel. What I'm trynna mean is he is doing this video alone and he threw the flannel on himself.
MANTHONY WOODTANO
Justin wrote a song all about you, and you dare give him anything lower than a ten? Cmon Melon
"It feels like I'm listening to a Ween album, but without like... I don't know... the good songwriting."
Nothing compares to u absolutely shredding Justin Timberlake
Might need to sample that "Yo girl, I'm a doomsday prepper." as an hook on my EP, credits given of course. XD
can someone remix Melon's "Doomsday Prepper" ditty? please and thank you.
Superthony Bowltano
The face on the thumbnail says it all 🤣
Love that you're digging ween (or at least referencing them more) hope to catch you at a show this year
7:57 band name idea: Stoned in a Canoe
Love the Holy Mountain record in the background. Hope we get a classic review of that next year
great review, but it got weird to the part where you had some mental breakdown screaming “SPEEDING BULLET TO HEAVEN IS THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER”. everything okay melon?
i didnt think it was that weird
Lenny Kravitz on quaaludes
There's no difference between this and SB2H honestly. Melon's just being courteous to not accidentally assassinate the rest of N'Sync by accident from a NOT GOOD.
The Silver Jews record behind him on the shelf is more concerning
midnight summer jam is a cool song but i found that "y'all can't do better than this act like the south aint the shit" soooo cringy, justin's lyrics can get so bad wow
Ryan rogerson well fuck my ass and call me rainman that surprised me
I wanna show you the inside of my bunker, girl. I got 10 months worth of water down there. lmao
Where is the rich Brian amen review
A much-needed Jethro Tull classic album review. One of the greatest prog rock/folk albums of the seventies
Grammy says that's a metal band.
Livin off the land > living like Larry
Edit Living off the Land < living like Larry
spongebob reference?
wrong
Can’t wait to see this on Trainwreckords
Is that SLEEP’S HOLY MOUNTAIN? Fantano, my man.
You really think this is as good as Cherry Bomb? Wack.
Jesse Day lol shut up. Love Cherry Bomb tho
hey prison mike
9/10 Higher Higher is among the best work of Justin Timberlake so far.
Why anthony is such a hater confuses me. You're absolutely right
Higher Higher was indeed the best goddamn song on the album. Montana was also smooth.
Lol
I agree! I thought I was the only one who thought Higher Higher was the best song on the album.
And here we see everyone who liked this piece of shit commuting to discuss it
Somehow your review makes me want to listen to it even more (despite the fact that i hadn't intended to at all) for cringe value alone.
You had me at Oneohtrix Point Never meets Laurie Anderson.
Stopped watching the "DAMN THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI" video for this.
SSJ Chicano I got that on repeat
Justin holds this L 😂😂😂
justin timberlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllake
This is why Pharrell didn’t work with him for so many years
REVEN6E YUP
Excellent review. One thing I noticed is that the live performances of these songs are so much better than what's on the album. The production is what killed it. You can hardly even hear Justin's vocals on some of these tracks: Filthy, I'm looking at you. Most of these are actually not bad songs at all. My favorite is Say Something. This should have been produced with more of a live instrument sound. I think JT should take the raw tracks and have the thing re-cut.
You are very connected with the world of music! I love your videos!
AMEN?
Congrats on making it through the whole album. I couldn't do it.
Good review, Fantano, but I felt like it was kinda mean to say he was not in fact a thicc boi.
Got an ad for the album, at the start of the video! Coincidences like that make me giggle.
#MelonSquad
#NOWGang
#Hellyeah
#NotMyMelon
#BeepBeep
BlackySpeakz #MelonSquad
I think you forget the Neptunes worked extensively on Justified as well. Obviously in that instance it worked out
My Name yes, but they don't have total control with this one.
The whole album sounded like filler. Only two good songs on there, "say something" and "morning light".
It feels like... *IT'S ARMOR*
3:46 when that creepy chick at school hears someone mention anime
lmao
I see that Sleep album in the background
Binging with Babish was in your house wasn't he?!
Will Crane omg
this review is lit. legit one of my fav and most savage reviews (next to the newest weezer one haha). You're killing it dude!