A flat earther dies and is waiting at the pearly gates. St Peter says to the man, before entering heaven you may ask God one question. The man asks God , is the earth flat or a globe. God replied, the Earth is most definitely a globe . The man exclaimed, holy crap , the conspiracy runs deeper than I could have ever imagined.
I'm pretty sure he was a professor not a school teacher, I remember him saying he taught what he wanted when he taught and public school teacher can't do that they have a curriculum
Most ‘adults’ are psychological children in reality, still looking to ‘daddy’ (the authoritarian father figures of government and religion) to tell them what to think and do..
@@Houseofarrowsnice, I don't really care about flat earth (or round earth to be honest) but these videos are really cool and they are *very* binge able. The comment i made was a joke that crossed my mind mid-video. So yeah
@@normalperson2121 I was going to say, "FOUND ONE!!!!!", but, alas, I don't have the rudeness of other users. Besides, just when I was going to do so, you beat me to it.
@@shaneshane4376 I may be against flat earthers, but I'm going to advise you now to do what the Allies did in Russia in 1919-20: Pull out now, before this gets messy. It's not so much me, it's the others, and you know how RUclipsrs are. (In other words, this could get real ugly).
I find it hilarious how the ancient Greeks found out the Earth was round based off of the shadows of pillars. Now we have satellites, rockets, and other forms of viewing the Earth from a God’s eye view and people still think the Earth is flat
One of his videos was shown in class. I assumed Dave was just another school teacher boring channel, and then i stumble upon this, holy shit. Didn't know Professor Dave made a living off of curb stomping flat earthers with logic and steel capped boots
@@TexZenMaster eh whatever they deserve it because they really did believed this model which somehow Southern Hemisphare is bigger and protected and everything falls to Earth because of density? Yeah they really don't deserves a calm explanation but deserves a video that crushes their stupidity and makes everything they thouth they knew it pointless. I just don't want some one as stupid as they are being treated like a normal person (unless they are under 18 so they can be easyly tricked and they will understand that kind of sh*t believed in their past which is OK because everyone belives to everything while they are young)
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter show some evidence for space pizza world or shut the eff up, spamming is against the TOS reported you for that too. Coward.
Everyone just says flat earthers "are idiots". I took the time to listen and understand what they believed and I've come to the conclusion that indeed they're idiots
Not just idiots! Idiots who need to be smarter than everyone else and have total aversion to bettering themselves. Just claim you have the secret ancient truth, and now you're smarter than everyone!
Cant believe I had to do this, but I gotta thank you. I have a friend who I always knew was on the dimmer side, but I didnt learn he believed in the flat earth until a few weeks ago. I found this video and showed it to him. He is actually pretty good at math and such, so he checked over the (very obvious) things that you stated in the video. He is no longer a flat earther, and frankly feels stupid for believing it for so long.. Now I just gotta convince him the moon landing was real imo. Thank you though, helped out a lot man.
@@joopmoop4089 sometimes it happens that the set of information he had at the time makes a flat earth model seems sensible. People like this aren't stupid (like we know who) but is basically lack of information. They can digest new knowledge and correlate with what knowledge they have. But it happens that the poor guy stumbled upon the flat model first, before his good friend provided him with a source of information for the guy to rethink the earth model. Its like how school teach really basic science stuff like if you put static on an object, it can attract water because water is a polar molecule. Very simple to prove water is a polar molecule. Its replicatable. Later down the line in education, you discover more stuff about intramolecular forces, and electrostatic forces. You now realise that while it is true that water is polar because surface tension of water is caused by hydrogen bonding, the forces aren't enough to curve flowing water. And its simply electrostatic charge on the object that curved the water. Still simple and coherent and replicable.
Just converted my long time flat earth dad with this video. 🙏 thanks Dave! There was nothing I could say to convince him until I showed him this. You have no idea how satisfying it was to hear him say “yea you right… it’s round. There’s no way it’s flat”
@@Lessthanthreeedm in this one video, it shows how you can empirically demonstrate th earth's shape of a globe. These are thing you can do personally. FE has zero science which is why flerfs will believe flat earth videos because they are too ignorant to realize that FE is faith-based and not evidence-basec
When I was a teenager I was like a joking member of Flat Earth Society, not because I really believed the Earth is flat but rather because I just found it fun to try to come up with increasingly convoluted means of explaining phenomenon on a flat world. I had no idea for years that people really believed this shit.
@@TrenchcoatNinja3 Kinda perfect Keep conspiracy nuts on blatantly false theories, throw them a cookie or two once in a while so that they don’t lose their ego, and now you have several groups that not only bring attention away from legitimate conspiracy’s but also get in the way of media reporting.
And the Flat Earthers will say that photoshop was a lie created by the giant space turtle who was born from Shrek's armpit and their "proof" will be: "There have been NO published documents saying that photoshop WASN'T created by the space turtle, born of Shrek, so that must mean that it WAS".
@@jimmythebold589 In our mass today, we contemplate the hairiness of our Saviour Shrek's Armpit. Let us pray. **pause** Oh Shrek, blessed be Thou of creation of photoshop. We live in joy, for we have been given Your gift - to be able to digitally manipulate photographs. Let us also pray for Your child, the Space Turtle, who gave this gift to us. Amen. Mass is ended, go in love of Shrek, and go in the hope in being able to digitally manipulate photographs.
I love how dave started off one of the most ruthless annihilation of a giant scam with a very good faith video aimed to educate people. The flat earth’s said lets go to war, Dave said, “this isn’t war, its pest control.”
reminds me of a strange sci-fi short story, "the claw and the clock", where someone said that after witnessing a VERY one-sided battle, where a large fleet of big warships full of crab-like aliens were wiped out VERY quickly by a small group of small ships that moved around VERY fast...by slowing or speeding up TIME.
@@ericb3157 I want to look up some of these stories you refer to... so I tried "The Claw & The Clock" and all I get is the Speculative Fiction Database that tells me where it was published... but not the actual story. Do I have to purchase the publication or something?
@@dwo356 That quote so profound and so spot on. Myself & Sir Karl Popper thanks you for putting that quote up which just explains the flat earther movement & Christian fanatics to a tee.
Ah, young, innocent Dave. To think you once thought this was simply about the science. If only your younger self could see you now, wielding knowledge and logic like the sword of Damocles, protecting our little blue marble from the flat Earth menace.
Actually his agenda is to vaccinate the entire globe. Dave's agenda is not to debunk flat earth but to attack anyone that questions whether vaccinations are safe or not. He's just using the flat earthers to smear what he calls "anti-vaxers". This whole agenda is to smear anti-vaxers. Dave uses the same technique that flat earthers use of guilt by association in order to achieve this without actually arguing the vaccination issue on merits. Mr. Dave is using the same technique flat earthers use but because you don't notice he's using baseless rhetoric to smear antivaxers just like the flat earthers use baseless rhetoric to smear those who know and can prove the earth is a globe. Why don't you notice it? Because he's deliberately hiding it by using real science to debunk flat earthers so that you'll trust him -- so that when he attacks "anti-vaxers" (his way of smearing people that dare to ask questions about the safety of vaccinations) you won't notice he's doing it because he first gained your trust by using real science to (correctly) discredit flat earthers. This has CIA written all over it. The average person is not that clever. Not that Dave is necessarily doing what he's doing knowingly -- he's probably just an unwitting asset.
@@HeartsofSound You really need to get some Polio, Tetanus, Smallpox, Hepatitis B and A, Rubella, Hib, Measles, Whooping Cough, Rotavirus, Mumps, Chickenpox and Diptheria. And then you can think with your last dying breath how very very stupid your ideas about a global conspiracy have been and how nicer it would be to be immune to all these diseases with a simple vaccination.
It is so fun to go back and watch this first beautiful and clear flat earth video in Professor Dave's playlist done in the innocent and friendly style of his other pedagogical videos. To future people: watch the gradual progression of Professor Dave on this issue as he butts heads with the flat earth and pseudoscientific community, particularly during the COVID era. It is like watching the Great Cthulhu awaken from its long slumber. It is beautiful and terrifying to witness in its own right as Professor Dave eventually just takes the gloves off and pummels relentlessly with Science.
I love how in their mind an american company controls antarctica. When america was founded, spherical earth already was proven - its discovery was based on it.
Actually we've known the Earth was round since the days of ancient Greece. Columbus wasn't trying to prove the Earth was round he was trying to find a faster path to India, which is why he thought the native Americans were indians. Columbus was an idiot.
@@avpaavcomics1299 ummm, he quite literally didn't discover anything. The vikings knew about the Americas hundreds of years before the rest of Europe. As a matter of fact, the Americas are actually named after an Italian guy, Amerigo Vespucci.
Does it annoy anybody else seeing how flat earthers go out of their way to combat actual science but don't put an ounce of that same scepticism toward their own arguments? No matter how crazy it sounds?
@@kurtsloop2462 so you're using a single example based on personal experience to reflect all/most groups? Regardless these people deserve to be made fun of and saying most of them may be trolling could be true on internet forums, but groups often attach their real names to their beliefs and that isn't a sign of trolling. Trolling often hides your identity or is fairly obvious sarcasm. Groups in this regard don't really do either.
Can you explain where babies come from? I'm still stuck on the stork theory. EDIT: Apparently my parents were lying to me this whole time. Babies come out of the belly button. MIND BLOWN
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Professor Dave wasn't kidding when he said that he already tried the nice guy approach, the "meaner" tone he uses in most of his other flat earth videos makes perfect sense.
No, this is secretly the 123rd century, space is secretly a piano, dinosaurs cause vaccines, the Earth is a velociraptor, planes cause chemical clouds which create the sun, DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER, global warming is an armchair, science is a potato.
@@niallsomething3469 as a piano player, i approve this message . i never knew that part about chemtrails creating the sun, i love science! and potatoes!
@@jimmythebold589 you see, the connection between science and potatoes is that people LIKE them. This shows that they are the exact same thing. It's scientific proof.
Common sense is a fake idea that exists to just let people smugly say some things are obvious, when a lot of the times they're not obvious at all. It's not something we should ever rely on.
Honestly I love how Professor Dave just uses this means to draw out the flat earthers so he can roast them. I both respect that and find it extremely entertaining.
he didn't do it to draw them out but I think it makes it better(he just did it to sum up the astronomy he had taught so far) they just made the mistake to take the bait that wasn't even there
Once had an older friend who was brilliant but had formal education only through elementary school (in the 1910's). He had unparalleled knowledge of human nature but knew no science. One day he argued for flat Earth based on the following argument: "Let's say I leave my house, go have a meal at a restaurant, a drink at a bar, and have sex at her house with the cute girl I picked up, and come home and my house is still here. If the earth moves, how is that possible?" He was utterly convinced by my counter argument: "Let's say you are in your seat on the train going from LA to Chicago. You go have a meal in the dining car, a drink in the club car, and have sex in a berth in the sleeping car with the fine woman you met. Then you go back to your seat and it's still where it was when you left. Does that mean the train didn't move?" A light went on in his head and he understood. At the age of eighty he became an eager science student, learning everything I could teach him. He lived to 101, getting to see the new millennium, having been born in the last few days of the nineteenth century. Rest in peace, Tony.
@@magenterprise6340 @KennyGman Waters "Start here" Start here? What do you mean START here??? JP lays it ALL down, and his video is the beginning and the end. No more watching needed after that one!
I think it's even more fun that flerfs are almost universally ignorant to the fact that the UN logo is an azimuthal projection...and part of a set of such projections :D
@@TRUTH2729 If you have a friend in the Southern hemisphere, ask them which way the sun sets during January. If they say "south of west", then you knwo Earth isn't flat, as that naked-eye observation would not comport with the Flat Earth. Hell, sunsets by their very nature disprove a Flat Earth.
@@Tornadopelt Why do you think that as soon as you enter pre-k class or day care there’s a Globe in there. It’s because their programming children to a lie right from the beginning. This Whole World is a Pagan system created by the Roman’s and Beast system to deceive. The Spirit of God reveals all TRUTH not man. The True word of God reveals a Flat earth. Several scripture say the earth shall not move nor be moved. Several scriptures say to the “Ends of the Earth.” So God created a Firmament over a globe😂😂😂 Heaven is my throne and the earth is my footstools. Please show me anybody that uses a spherical footstool to stand on when they can’t reach something please🤣🤣🤣 It can be any shape as long as it’s FLAT sitting on PILLARS. Humanity and the Worldly system had done a number on you people. Eyes to See and Ears to Hear is spoken by Christ for a reason. Peace🤦🏽♂️
@Octavio Lopez that would mean that there is no gravity on the other side of the supposed disk, all they would need is the space shuttle as it can move where their is gravity
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter how do you know the earth is flat? that everything revolves around the earth? have you been to space to look at earth and verify what it really is? have you proven the shape of the earth and the flat earth conspiracy theory anyhow yourself?
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter lmao the same dumb logic can be said for flat earth too. did you not watch the fucking video? Also prove to me how santa and the tooth fairy are real
Sorting by newest always shows you the crazies, regardless of the video's content. You could be watching a video about peeling potatoes, and what do you know, 5 minutes ago Lovemykids68 posted a comment quoting scripture and babbling incoherently about how God prohibits potato peeling.
That’s like the most perfect explanation. Lol People like that, who don’t know how to think outside of the box and always take things so literal, give me a damn headache. It’s unbelievable how we are where we are today.
I was never taught or ever believed in flat earth, but I can't believe I've learned more about geography, physics and astronomy from flat-earth-debunking videos than I did in school
It could be explained by science being "dumbed down" because we had to learn a lot in such a short time. Learning about this was also compulsory, so that might have caused disinterest.
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter Basically, learn math, which is the most exact science there is, and then you'll find out why the earth isn't flat
@giovanni larrayoz HAHAHA thank you you just changed my life! XD Even the aesthetic of their model is called a globe, I did not even realise while I made my joke!
you have to consider nearly 100% of flat earthers came here and disliked, while a very small percentage of normal people came here... so we're still in good shape, don't worry
I love this comment section. It is so entertaining. We also have a flat earth community in Germany. But it is nothing compared to your experts in the US. I could listen to them the whole day. It's just fascinating to see, what can happen to a physical healthy brain. Greets from germany
@@ruor1984 Have you never heard of Astro Toni? He's one of the leading German mirrors of FE. Regurgitating everything from English channels and praised by his fans although there's nothing original presented by him. Do I need to mention that every comment that does not praise him is deleted? While claiming in the description of his videos that there are absolutely no critical comments in the first place because the "truth" leaves no room for criticism...
@@DBSG1976 One of the main differences between a flatearther and an intellectually honest person is that the latter is happy to learn from his errors rather than being pissed or insulted. That being said, here's a tiny lesson in German: nouns are always written with capital letters in German. Therefore it's "Sprache", not "sprache". 😉 And now how about a quid pro quo? How can I improve my English?
I'm a hobby (astro)physicist but psychologist by trade and I thought of a psychological model to go with the flat earth society and why it is so much more prevalent in very meritocratic societies - i.e. the USA. A large part of US culture is Calvinistic in essence saying with hard work come more blessings. This translates into the "American Dream" where anyone can become anything regardless of heritage only depending on their own talents and efforts. Unfortunately this also puts a lot of blame on those who, well, don't get very far on the social hierarchy. The mind is wonderful at compensating for negative thoughts and emotions, rationalising them away unconsciously in amazing ways. My hypothesis is now, that most flat earth followers are a special type of narcissist personality who fail to reach a societal level they think they deserve. You can then either reevaluate your self-image (which is painful) or you re-evaluate society. By subscribing to a conspiracy theory you not only elevate yourself to an elitist, enlightened level only attained by few, you also simultaneously degrade every person that you previously had to "look up to", e.g. academics, politicians and "smarter" people. Furthermore, you find others with exactly the same mindset and company is always good. That is also the reason why challenging any flat earth follower with rational arguments will most likely amount to nothing, because following your logic they would have to challenge their self-image and re-evaluate their social standing. And the unscientific part of me relishes the thought of a perfect trap where you either have to get down to the bottom with your argumentation or admit you fit into the diagnosis of an anti-authoritarian narcissist... But that is really just a side note.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Thank you! I think you did a wonderful job in your video, too - it's really sad it most likely will not move any conspiracy nut to overthink their perspective. But I enjoyed it very much.
@Pete is never wrong Of course, this is an overly simplified model and yes, the poor education definitely plays a part since, if you were taught scientific deductive thinking, it'd be hard to not notice the wild incongruities of this model. Sadly, my current research focuses on autism spectrum disorders and I don't have the time or funds to actually work on this scientifically.
@@zhaya5255 There is plenty to work with, and there are other likely mechanisms to consider, such as a belief in complex conspiracies that keep these poor simple folk in their place. We have seen the power of individuals who coalesce these nebulous feelings and provide a simple scapegoat as cause, which can lead to mass action directed towards a "solution". Invariably, the people driving that bus are not stupid, unlike the herd that they mobilize, and no special skills or education are required to participate. Oh yes, it has happened, and if it sounds familiar, you're right.
@@phildavenport2467 Of course. As I said, it's a simplified model, much like the one about addiction as an inherited personality trait. There's never just one cause for a given behaviour or personality development. I can't count how often I heard my lecturers' favourite word "biopsychosocial" in my studies. 😅 Much as in addiction and abuse, there is a vulnerability in some individuals and there are people who have the ability to single out these targets and make use of their susceptibility.
The sad thing is that the flat Earth theory has never really disappeared. It just made a huge comeback with idiots _all around the world_ getting access to the internet.
Huge respect to professor dave for doing this and not going insane because of the stupidity of some humans. And even more respect that he still answers stupid comments
I heard a guy describe Flat Earth on the radio when he said "Antarctica is just a ring of ice around the edge" it was so bizarre I couldnt even picture it wow
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 I used to troll flat earth videos back in the day. Flat earthers would say, Antarctica surrounds the Earth to keep the oceans from pouring off. They also say that there's secretly even more Earth beyond Antarctica that only the elites know about. These people are nuts.
Dave, I need some mental support. I debated with a flat earther for over a week, giving him mountains upon mountains of evidence, explanation after explanation, challenge after challenge, but in the end, he was still adamant that the Earth was flat. And it seems to me like there is no shortage of these people. Please tell me that there is still hope for mankind to live past this century?
This is brilliant. Thanks. As a science teacher, I try my best to instill scientific literacy into my students. It is so important that our youth grow understanding not only how the natural world works, but more importantly, how to question and problem solve without bias. I was just thinking, I bet there are not any Astronomers, Astrophysicists, Rocket Scientists, Planetary Scientists, Meteorologists that believe in the flat earth. There is no mathematics in the flat earth model that would allow a rocket to travel into space, to use the gravitational pull of the earth for acceleration, and to reach another body in space.
@@Yakubstopguy As a Christian, I think that's ridiculous because I have never come across such a verse. The only thing that comes close is the Bible's version of the idiom: to the ends of the Earth....which everyone KNOWS is an idiom, even the people at the time used it, and never literally meant 'ends'.
You might 100% say that this is the emotional embarrassment of the education system that failed completely since the first time of existence of the very little sec of the universe creation... It's not healthy... But I agree with the religious when they claim this planet and universe needs a great savior.... And that savior should be PROPER EDUCATION of reality and science... Too bad they love the kids and youth to keep our species from evolving and progress of the future...
@@progrockrules I don't in a way respect them due to the religious evil history but acknowledge the religious beliefs... Check out bitchspot blog channel
Of coarse you can make accurate predictions for the eclipse. That's when NASA blocks out the sun to change the bulbs. Conspiracy Catz sent me. Great video!
Change the light bulb... don't be so silly. You think we can afford a nee lightbulb that size every day? Besides it's all leds now, just look at old videos... how much different the light looks. No the reason is its peak electricity rate, so they're saving money 👍
Just the fact that there have been no whistleblowers and the government would go through so much effort for something so pointless to our everyday lives is enough to destroy the theory
Recipe for flerfer casserole... 1 cup incredulity 8 oz. paranoia 3 scoops meaningless word salad 1 large helping of narcissism Mix with massive quantity of historical and scientific ignorance. Half-bake in Dunning-Kurger oven Garnish with sprigs of religious zealotry Serves: no one
Look at both sides. Professor skips and promoted Flat Earth Society (Shills) - Watch on RUclips - Response to PROFESSOR DAVE ~ The Earth is Definitely FLAT!
I once listen to a woman who said: "If the world isn't created by God, then why does it take exactly one year for the earth to go around the sun?" - You know, even if people accept scientific observations, they still can mess it up terribly.
Der Schurkinist when archaeologists dug up dinosaurs, how did they know their names? When astronomers were cataloguing the planets, how did they know to call Venus Venus and mercury mercury, ect? Checkmate, globeheads.
I’ve probably watched this series a million times over, but I still find myself coming back to it. It’s easily one of my favorite series on this platform, hands down.
@@JelleW2404 I think he’s referring to the failure of the education system to teach basic science, as those with a secondary school level science education would be able to debunk flat earth%
will3890: IIIISAAANNNE! You think with technology people would get smarter but the opposite seems to be happening and people need to the question "why"? (Observant are critical thinkers already know! 😉)
Of course, anyone with a rudimentary understanding of the globe earth model wouldn't be so silly as to propose that "north" means "up" as on our globe Earth, "up" means "away from the center of the planet". Since the ocean suface is equidistant from the center of the planet both in Chile and in Mexico, ships going from the former to the latter wouldn't be going up. Anyone proposing otherwise in regards to a globe-shaped Earth is just silly.
Hi Dave. I just found your videos a couple days ago, and love them. You have an amazing skill at explaining science simply and clearly. Thanks for all your videos. In this day and age of growing pseudo science, we need them! I'm looking forward to wearing the t-shirt I ordered.
Yes the earth is round ! Job 26:6-7 "He stretches out the north over the void and hangs the earth on nothing'' Isaiah 40:22 " It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshopper" Psalm 103:12 " As far as the east is from the west so far does he remove our transgression from us"
*Guys the secret* to finding flat earth comments is to set it to newest comments first on the settings and look for the ones that Dave replied to Thank me later
If the earth was flat, and the atmosphere was contained by a dome, wouldn’t atmospheric pressure lessen as you moved south? Because there’d be less air above you as you move closer to where the dome meets the earth. The flat earth model also fails to explain earthquakes and satellite technology Edit: actually there would be no pressure gradient anywhere. So pressure wouldn’t decrease as you increased in altitude if there was a dome
@@dogwalker666 actually upon further consideration the density would be consistent throughout the entire earth because of the dome. So pressure wouldn’t decrease as altitude increased, which is obviously not the case
Step 1: bet all your savings on whether the earth is flat or round with your flat earther friend Step 2: bet on round Step 3: go to space with him Step 4: stonks
I was talking to my alien friend, and I told him "I guess we're not as advanced as I thought. Some of us still believe the Earth is flat." He turned to me on confusion, and said "But the Earth IS flat..." ...Damn fourth dimensional beings...
Tbh a lot of the older theories about the world's shape are pretty freaking cool- flerfs like to claim that all ancient civilizations thought the world was flat.. actually looking at ancient maps of the world though? We have realms which pass through each other ethereally, a world of mountains and streams upon the back of a great god or beast, the entire world existing upon the side and base of a mountain, "traditional" flat earth (hilariously, even unpopular at the time due to being incompatible with navigation), and so many more. We have worlds of rings, small pocket worlds created by divine pantheons, and even worlds born out of the battles of primordial gods, but flerfs chose "it is a pancake kinda" out of all of them? Laaammee
@@Krugis reminds me of something in a book, based on a setting in a D&D game. one of the "outer planes" that Demons come from is an infinite flat plane... *tilting at a steep angle* ! at the end of the book the main villain ends up tumbling downhill FOREVER.
Ditto :) Have nice day on the blue oblate spheroid! I found CC's channel after watching CoolHardLogic's things. He is also very talented and covers lots of interesting things, some quite fantastically incredible.
And to all who are curious, do NOT watch ANY flat earth channels (this supports them)! Watch only those that review them, for example: Conspiracy Catz GreaterSapien SciManDan There are many other good ones you will find while viewing these channels.
@@gordowg1wg145 I fear that reporting them is only going to force them to place their content under a different category (except for those exercising prejudice or discrimination). Let them have their 'conspiracy crowd' (there aren't very many). I think an in-depth study will show most views come from those who oppose the concept rather than those who support it. WE, the skeptics, are the target crowd. The danger is that these conspiracies are very seductive to people who feel they are in a particularly negative position ONLY as a result of others around them. It feels good to mistake placing blame with feeling 'awakened'. FE videos are huge money makers because the idea supports this good feeling and doesn't treat it as taboo, or insane. The channels are only using these poor souls. I hate to say it but Dave has now supported FE (indirectly) by posting this. That is why you'll never see space agencies get involved like this. They promote discovery, not just ideas...and it's a waste of time.
Flat earther : God is that you? God : Yes Flat earther : Is the earth round or flat? God : Round Flat earther : God, you sold yourselves to NASA and you're a part of the conspiracy! 😂
@@Chase_baker_1996 That is not what I believe. God was made by men to explain what couldn't be explained. There are more than 6,000 religions on earth, believing in about 5,000 different gods. Who is right? And why?
Anyone see Behind the Curve? How sweet was it to watch flat-earthers spend $20,000 on a ring laser gyroscope only to prove the rotation of the earth? How sweet was it watching them perform the most basic experiment with a laser trying to prove the earth is flat, only to prove the curve? And left unable to say anything except, "interesting. That's...interesting." , 🤣🤣🤣
I've only seen bits of it, I _did_ see that bit though, hilarious. My favorite thing about that, is watching some of the other FE debunking channels (in the description) using that clip to reference earth's rotational speed; "What was that again Bob?" Cut to Bob: _...what we noticed was a fifteen degree drift..._ "Thanks Bob!" 😂 freaking priceless! The guy who bought a camera with a super far zoom, then filmed a boat going over the horizon with it is too funny also. The sheer number of times these guys shoot themselves in the foot, and are not evidently bothered by it, is umm, what's the word...? "Interesting , it's interesting". 😆 That is, I'm sure _some_ of them are sincere, I suspect more, especially the ones with enough bank to drop on ring laser gyroscopes, as well as lots of subscribers, are disingenuous, and only in it for the YT 💲💲💲. Which makes them evil grifters, preying on the weak minded.
Don Corconiglio Proved as in "Discovered"???? HAHAHA. Gullible AF, huh? Haha. You can't figure out how evidence works, so other people are stupid. Does your asinine second-hand claim make any evidence disappear, cletus.? FOGs are used by thousands on navs and pilots DAILY. The model predicts it all. Knodel REPEATED it, multiple times jackass. Sun, star and polaris angles match observation from latitudes on a curved surface that's turning.
@@GrimGod81 Who says they never proved it? You know who else we were taught about that proved the rotation of the earth beyond all doubt? Leon Foucalt in 1851, with a simple device called a pendulum. Albert Einstein wasn't born until 1879, so the earth's rotation had already been proved and he certainly agreed with the evidence. So since I'm a special kind of stupid, why don't you help me understand what your point is, exactly.
@Gra Ra5 I generally refuse to even bother with them because I believe most of them know the earth is a globe; they just enjoy arguing for the sake of arguing.
@Gra Ra5 Yep yep, I totally agree with that, that's the same reason I respond (when I do) as well. It sucks to think that these idiots are perpetuating all this demonstrable false information for some impressionable young person to come across and find it completely unchecked. And you're right, they go from ad hoc to support their claims, ad hominem when they're challenged and silence when they realize they don't stand a chance. Good on you for offering a voice of reason! ✌️
I don't think flat earthers even matter like they are narcissistic and use confirmation bias, cherry picking etc. I sometimes get so angry that i want to send them to space and throw them out of spacecraft.
I had my education up to high school in Hong Kong for 18 years, I then moved to the US to continue my studies because why not. One day I had the idea of asking my friends in the US of what they thought about the earth. Surprisingly, 2 of them arent convinced that the earth is round. You know what I did after year 1, I returned to Hong Kong.
@Dylan Stewart yeaa see I tried to find one but istead I found out that most of flat earthers don‘t accually believe that there are other planets out there... they say, that they are lights in the sky just like the sun... so for them they are what we would call „stars“ but you know... for them they are lightning balls... sorry man... was disappointed too, but what can we expect...
Here's my question if the Earth flat, why would everyone lie about it? Why would governments lie about this? What do they gain from tell you the Earth is a different shape?
of, a few of them say, "THE government is trying to hide god." utterly absurd. if "THE" government wanted to "hide god" they would ban churches and bibles, not lie about things that ANYONE can see for themselves just by looking from a tall building!
Consistency isn't flat earthers' strong suit. "Hiding God" seems to be the most common answer, but when asked directly, most of them tend to avoid answering and give responses like so they can keep funneling money to NASA or something like that. They seem to think atheists are much more numerous and powerful than they really are.
@rayopeongo But still raises the question of why haven't any government spilled the beans. Plus, there's other space agencies(?) Like SpaceX, ISRO, or The Canadian Space Agency, or every other space agency, why are they splitting money only with Nasa?
This is getting out of hand. To think how far we've come in terms of technology and our understanding of the universe and yet more and more people seem intent on dragging us back into the dark ages. From alternative medicine proponents an antivaxers to Flat earthers and Young Earth Creationists, it's an absolute epidemic. And it's only going to get worse as we continue to lag further and further behind in areas like education and research.
There is no dark ages, never was and never will be! Why I say that, is because God created the Heaven and Earth, in the book of Genius chapter 1 God tells us that He created everything! Not the big bang theory, we didn't come from Ape's, nor is the Globe spinning thousands of miles around the Sun! If you do some what of the Bible where does it tell you we are spinning, and we came from Ape's?
@@douglasbachman9868 It's almost as if the Bible isn't a science textbook and was written by primitive people who were speculating about how things came to be. 😱 The term "dark ages" refers to the medieval period when things like medicine and technology were practically nonexistent and the culture was dominated by practices that caused untold consequences. Are you seriously trying to argue that practices like blood letting and dumping refuse in the street were good ideas? That discoveries like the workings of the circulatory system and the germ theory disease weren't completely revolutionary? Evolution doesn't say humans evolved from apes, we share a common ancestor. If god created everything as it appears today, why do we see a gradual increase in complexity spanning millions of years throughout the fossil record? This increase in complexity is mirrored in genetics. If creation were true, all fossils would resemble the creatures we see today. I could go on and on about the evidence for evolution. I have degree in biology, after all. Inflation theory was first proposed by a CHRISTIAN PRIEST! Red shifting of galaxies and cosmic background radiation support the theory of Inflation. What about Jeran and Bob doing seperate experiments that show the curvature of the earth and 15 degrees of rotation per hour, as the heliocentric model predicts? Why can't you flat earthers predict eclipses like we can with the heliocentric model? How does the fact that the stars rotate around two different poles fit with the flat earth? How do sunsets work on a flat earth? (Don't give me that vanishing point BS. If that were true the sun would disappear uniformly, not from the bottom up.) Get your head out of the Bible and actually learn about what you're trying to debunk. Presenting a strawman version of the theories Kent Hovind style just proves you've no idea what you are talking about. If you want to believe that god used Inflation and Evolution to create the world, knock yourself out. But denying these things exist, despite all evidence to the contrary, is just asinine.
I don't know what kind of treatment you're referring to, but if it's science-based, then that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about homeopathy, crystal healing, reiki, the really really dumb stuff.
@@HarryBalzak I put these together too. In a reality basket. Though most of the "alternative medicine" methods are far from solving health problems also.
Or ... you can't teach a pig to sing, you'll get trustrated and you will just annoy the pig. Or ... you can lead a horse to the water, but you cannot make him drink.
@@habanero5866 So are we all going to ignore that Algiz's profile has a ton of conspiracy bullshit, including flat earther nonsense, while they're tossing out these incredibly weak arguments in the guise of a person who didn't get fetal alcohol syndrome? Flat earthers literally have to create their own strawmen because they couldn't manage to pay attention during high school physics XD
@@rap1df1r3 When you have finished unsuccessfully attacking the globe evidence, how about you show us YOUR evidence for YOUR flat Earth? Like your ice wall perimeter holding in your oceans? No flat Earth without it, but you can't find any, can you? Because it doesn't exist, does it? Dumbass.
- Your documentary about the Flat Earth has received an international movie award.
- What award?
- The Golden Globe.
Best comment I have seen all month
The irony
What a kick in the teeth that would be
A participation award~
this comment is gold, literally.
A flat earther dies and is waiting at the pearly gates. St Peter says to the man, before entering heaven you may ask God one question. The man asks God , is the earth flat or a globe. God replied, the Earth is most definitely a globe . The man exclaimed, holy crap , the conspiracy runs deeper than I could have ever imagined.
Brilliant ! !
You certainly got the job done!
this is genius
@@JacobLM42 and the free masons
@@jobdone3700 And by Big...uh...Big Astronomy?
Professor Dave went from teaching kids-teens about chemistry to teaching middle aged men basic astronomy
So sad
This isn’t even basic Astronomy this is basic basics…
I'm pretty sure he was a professor not a school teacher, I remember him saying he taught what he wanted when he taught and public school teacher can't do that they have a curriculum
@@Comuniity_ true
Most ‘adults’ are psychological children in reality, still looking to ‘daddy’ (the authoritarian father figures of government and religion) to tell them what to think and do..
I used to be a flat earther for three years. Then I turned four.
You had me in the first half😅
😅
Ha! Gottem!
Nah, forget pancake earth, let’s look at MINECRAFT EAR- oh yeah we have spherical earth to live on.
😂😂
I kinda appreciate flat earthers only for the fact that I've learned so much more about the earth when their stupid theories get debunked
heh. same
You make a good point.
actully your right
Wait I thought those guys were trolls
@@chimp4225 no. sadly there real.
when you breathe the atmosphere and not the atmosflat
lmao
oh ffs. I shouldn't had laughed.
atmoflat u mean xd
@@Houseofarrowsnice,
I don't really care about flat earth (or round earth to be honest) but these videos are really cool and they are *very* binge able. The comment i made was a joke that crossed my mind mid-video. So yeah
@@Houseofarrows Okay, so long story short, you're not a flat earther, not a round earther, but a Christian. Cool.
Anti-Flat Earthers: STOP COMMENTING!! I can't find the Flat Earther comments to laugh at them!
@@shaneshane4376 Wait. Are you being serious?
Shane Shane We Caught one boys!
Shane Shane you're the one who thinks the world is flat
@@normalperson2121 I was going to say, "FOUND ONE!!!!!", but, alas, I don't have the rudeness of other users. Besides, just when I was going to do so, you beat me to it.
@@shaneshane4376 I may be against flat earthers, but I'm going to advise you now to do what the Allies did in Russia in 1919-20: Pull out now, before this gets messy. It's not so much me, it's the others, and you know how RUclipsrs are. (In other words, this could get real ugly).
I find it hilarious how the ancient Greeks found out the Earth was round based off of the shadows of pillars. Now we have satellites, rockets, and other forms of viewing the Earth from a God’s eye view and people still think the Earth is flat
Only very naive people think that and some crazy con-men exploit this naivity.
It’s all CGI remember 😂 I had a flat 💩 tell me that even the ancient civilizations had CGI
They’re demented
the greeks men... the greeks.... all part os nasa and the arctic wall lizard people shit :D
Yeah, some people have brains the size of 0.004 millimeters
@@brizzle3903 Exactly. Ancient greek Nasa has been lying since the dawn of mankind.
One of his videos was shown in class. I assumed Dave was just another school teacher boring channel, and then i stumble upon this, holy shit. Didn't know Professor Dave made a living off of curb stomping flat earthers with logic and steel capped boots
Haha if you think this is rough you should see my other flat earth debunks, they get progressively saltier.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Your "saltiness" (AKA rudeness) hurts your cause.
@@TexZenMaster eh whatever they deserve it because they really did believed this model which somehow Southern Hemisphare is bigger and protected and everything falls to Earth because of density? Yeah they really don't deserves a calm explanation but deserves a video that crushes their stupidity and makes everything they thouth they knew it pointless. I just don't want some one as stupid as they are being treated like a normal person (unless they are under 18 so they can be easyly tricked and they will understand that kind of sh*t believed in their past which is OK because everyone belives to everything while they are young)
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Nice videos you make. Flat Earth = Nonsense
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Lmao your flat earth videos are so funny. Took a fat dump on the flat earth model.
Asked a flat earth women if she'd like to dance. She said no because she refused to believe we were at the ball.
Now that, is a joke.
Good one.
If it's something I get is jokes on the comment section
"Asked a flat woman if she'd like to dance."
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter show some evidence for space pizza world or shut the eff up, spamming is against the TOS reported you for that too. Coward.
"They're evolving, just backwards"
Evolution doesn't have a direction ;-)
@@timotejmares or does it?
Now now, lets not devolve this comment section 🤣🤣🤣
Haha Pew's
ayyyyyy pewds fan
Everyone just says flat earthers "are idiots". I took the time to listen and understand what they believed and I've come to the conclusion that indeed they're idiots
It is deception conjoined to confirmation bias. It happens to the best of us.
They had us in the first half ngl
R U stupid?
Not just idiots! Idiots who need to be smarter than everyone else and have total aversion to bettering themselves. Just claim you have the secret ancient truth, and now you're smarter than everyone!
this controversy is so stupid why dont we debate the existence of the Easter Bunny instead
scientists in 1900's: we just discovered that their are particles beyond neutrons and protons
Scientists now: For the last time, the earth is *round*
@jim 2075: For the last *FUCKING TIME:* Fire HOT!
Scientists now: bleach is not medicine or a tasty beverage
Scientists in the 1600s: For the last time, the earth is round!
Religious leaders: *excommunication and imprisonment*
Year 4000 scientists: FOR THE LAST TIME COCA COLA IS NOT PLANTS
the earth is flat !
Cant believe I had to do this, but I gotta thank you. I have a friend who I always knew was on the dimmer side, but I didnt learn he believed in the flat earth until a few weeks ago. I found this video and showed it to him. He is actually pretty good at math and such, so he checked over the (very obvious) things that you stated in the video. He is no longer a flat earther, and frankly feels stupid for believing it for so long.. Now I just gotta convince him the moon landing was real imo. Thank you though, helped out a lot man.
i wish other flat earther was like your friend. Skeptical but not stupid
@@joopmoop4089 sometimes it happens that the set of information he had at the time makes a flat earth model seems sensible. People like this aren't stupid (like we know who) but is basically lack of information. They can digest new knowledge and correlate with what knowledge they have. But it happens that the poor guy stumbled upon the flat model first, before his good friend provided him with a source of information for the guy to rethink the earth model.
Its like how school teach really basic science stuff like if you put static on an object, it can attract water because water is a polar molecule. Very simple to prove water is a polar molecule. Its replicatable. Later down the line in education, you discover more stuff about intramolecular forces, and electrostatic forces. You now realise that while it is true that water is polar because surface tension of water is caused by hydrogen bonding, the forces aren't enough to curve flowing water. And its simply electrostatic charge on the object that curved the water. Still simple and coherent and replicable.
If you wanna prove that the moon landing was real, go show him Adam Ruins Everything’s moon landing video ruclips.net/video/zhp-FTYSGe8/видео.html
At least he admits to being a sheep.
@@dragur3077 omg I saw this lol
It is simple undeniable proof
Anyone else looking through the comments to find stupid flat earthers comments?
Yeah! I just pause video cuz I want to see if someone type something stupid like '' yEah sO, hOw yOu exPlaIn GraVitY??? '' :D
@@jakubvenetianer They tink the earth (flat) is going up
How sad😢
Just take a flat erthaer in space smh
@@jakubvenetianer ....really that's still a relevant question fundamentally, but yeah
Yup
Just converted my long time flat earth dad with this video. 🙏 thanks Dave! There was nothing I could say to convince him until I showed him this. You have no idea how satisfying it was to hear him say “yea you right… it’s round. There’s no way it’s flat”
Yay!! Congrats🎉
I really respect your dad for not being ignorant and accepting the truth. Finally someone who isn't stupidly ignorant.
So, one video is all it took for him to believe? What.
@@Lessthanthreeedm in this one video, it shows how you can empirically demonstrate th earth's shape of a globe. These are thing you can do personally. FE has zero science which is why flerfs will believe flat earth videos because they are too ignorant to realize that FE is faith-based and not evidence-basec
It's the first time I hear about a flat earther denouncing their belief.
When I was a teenager I was like a joking member of Flat Earth Society, not because I really believed the Earth is flat but rather because I just found it fun to try to come up with increasingly convoluted means of explaining phenomenon on a flat world. I had no idea for years that people really believed this shit.
Lmao the world population is around 7 billion not too hard to find some unique specimens i met one who claimed gravity is a conspiracy 😂😂😂
Same boat lmao
Kinda makes you think the flat earth thing is a psyop.
@@TrenchcoatNinja3
Kinda perfect
Keep conspiracy nuts on blatantly false theories, throw them a cookie or two once in a while so that they don’t lose their ego, and now you have several groups that not only bring attention away from legitimate conspiracy’s but also get in the way of media reporting.
The theories get more and more rediculous I wonder when Santa and the Easter Bunny will play into them
The video that triggered flat Earthers all around the Globe!
By the way: Did you hear about that time the FES Tweeted "The Flat Earth Society has members all over the globe!"
I like how the FEs like the word globe more than flat Earth
Slow clap for that phat meme
@u little shit No it's not. At least not purposeful satire.
@u little shit NO, it's NOT. Cite it. Cite them claiming that they are satire.
NASA should release a "photo of flat earth" and get them all excited that they were right, then come out a day later and say it was photoshopped 😂
And the Flat Earthers will say that photoshop was a lie created by the giant space turtle who was born from Shrek's armpit and their "proof" will be: "There have been NO published documents saying that photoshop WASN'T created by the space turtle, born of Shrek, so that must mean that it WAS".
@@niallsomething3469 Praise Almighty Shrek, Lord of Trolls and Ogres! Blessed be His Hairy Armpit of creation!
@@cupcakechronicles4551 ahhh. i would LOVE it if NASA did ANY kind of flat-earth prank on 4/1
@@jimmythebold589 In our mass today, we contemplate the hairiness of our Saviour Shrek's Armpit. Let us pray. **pause** Oh Shrek, blessed be Thou of creation of photoshop. We live in joy, for we have been given Your gift - to be able to digitally manipulate photographs. Let us also pray for Your child, the Space Turtle, who gave this gift to us. Amen. Mass is ended, go in love of Shrek, and go in the hope in being able to digitally manipulate photographs.
@@niallsomething3469 😭😭
I love how dave started off one of the most ruthless annihilation of a giant scam with a very good faith video aimed to educate people.
The flat earth’s said lets go to war,
Dave said, “this isn’t war, its pest control.”
reminds me of a strange sci-fi short story, "the claw and the clock", where someone said that after witnessing a VERY one-sided battle, where a large fleet of big warships full of crab-like aliens were wiped out VERY quickly by a small group of small ships that moved around VERY fast...by slowing or speeding up TIME.
@@ericb3157
I want to look up some of these stories you refer to... so I tried "The Claw & The Clock" and all I get is the Speculative Fiction Database that tells me where it was published... but not the actual story.
Do I have to purchase the publication or something?
@@stylesrj it's been a while since i read it...
i think it was in a collection of short stories by Orson Scott Card.
i borrowed it from a library.
Calling flat earthers pests is an insult to all pests
There's this quote from the war of the world's radio drama which is (Roughly) " There isn't any war on the Martians more than there is war on ants"
True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it.
Dan E - BULLSEYE!
@@breeze787 For the record, that is a quote from philosopher and professor Sir Karl Popper.
I don't want to take his credit.
@@dwo356 That quote so profound and so spot on. Myself & Sir Karl Popper thanks you for putting that quote up which just explains the flat earther movement & Christian fanatics to a tee.
@Bayonne Blasphemer
_"refusal_ to acquire it (as in knowledge) is what wilful ignorance means.
Spot on, Dan E (or Karl Popper)! :-D
Ah, young, innocent Dave. To think you once thought this was simply about the science. If only your younger self could see you now, wielding knowledge and logic like the sword of Damocles, protecting our little blue marble from the flat Earth menace.
True, he doesnt need to get his hands dirty with this type of degenerate FEarth society. But he just did it.
Flat earth is just a joke,. But people start to spread the joke.
So don't believe in hoax
Actually his agenda is to vaccinate the entire globe. Dave's agenda is not to debunk flat earth but to attack anyone that questions whether vaccinations are safe or not. He's just using the flat earthers to smear what he calls "anti-vaxers".
This whole agenda is to smear anti-vaxers. Dave uses the same technique that flat earthers use of guilt by association in order to achieve this without actually arguing the vaccination issue on merits.
Mr. Dave is using the same technique flat earthers use but because you don't notice he's using baseless rhetoric to smear antivaxers just like the flat earthers use baseless rhetoric to smear those who know and can prove the earth is a globe.
Why don't you notice it? Because he's deliberately hiding it by using real science to debunk flat earthers so that you'll trust him -- so that when he attacks "anti-vaxers" (his way of smearing people that dare to ask questions about the safety of vaccinations) you won't notice he's doing it because he first gained your trust by using real science to (correctly) discredit flat earthers.
This has CIA written all over it. The average person is not that clever. Not that Dave is necessarily doing what he's doing knowingly -- he's probably just an unwitting asset.
They are only a menace if they discover how to reproduce
@@HeartsofSound You really need to get some Polio, Tetanus, Smallpox, Hepatitis B and A, Rubella, Hib, Measles, Whooping Cough, Rotavirus, Mumps, Chickenpox and Diptheria. And then you can think with your last dying breath how very very stupid your ideas about a global conspiracy have been and how nicer it would be to be immune to all these diseases with a simple vaccination.
"Outside the box" thinking is one thing, and is always encouraged. However, 'outside the brain thinking' is called "CRAZY."
what does this even mean
*observes comment*
is this a flat earther?
@@spookbag24 im pretty sure its not, as the point of the comment is to call flat earthers crazy.
@@gumtoonistbeats7842 am stupid
@@spookbag24 At least your not a flat earther.
“Rather than mocking them,” he says, immediately aging this video. Seriously, we love Professor Dave’s savage mockery of these idiots.
he tried to be nice-enough at first, but they just.. they just..
they started making prof dave lose a few too many braincells 🥺
@@Khamthegoblin Asshole is the word you're looking for lol (the responders I mean if that wasn't clear)
Hey, he TRIED to be nice. But didn't take him long to realize these idiots aren't interested in truth or sound reasoning.
Bruh
Flat earthers are stupid and don't like being debunked as it doesn't fit their stupid narrative.......
It is so fun to go back and watch this first beautiful and clear flat earth video in Professor Dave's playlist done in the innocent and friendly style of his other pedagogical videos. To future people: watch the gradual progression of Professor Dave on this issue as he butts heads with the flat earth and pseudoscientific community, particularly during the COVID era. It is like watching the Great Cthulhu awaken from its long slumber. It is beautiful and terrifying to witness in its own right as Professor Dave eventually just takes the gloves off and pummels relentlessly with Science.
Haha the origin story of the debunk monster I have now become!
Yep, it's like seeing the original Mark Rober video...
He is in training for the sweet destruction of DIRTh David Weiss.
@@dogwalker666 Good lord, it was a massacre.
Read his book IS THIS WIFI ORGANIC? Pure debunking GENIUS! Hat's off to you Professor Dave Explains!
I love how in their mind an american company controls antarctica. When america was founded, spherical earth already was proven - its discovery was based on it.
True.
Actually we've known the Earth was round since the days of ancient Greece. Columbus wasn't trying to prove the Earth was round he was trying to find a faster path to India, which is why he thought the native Americans were indians. Columbus was an idiot.
@@terrabite87 Yup. But no. His discovery was amazing!
@@avpaavcomics1299 ummm, he quite literally didn't discover anything. The vikings knew about the Americas hundreds of years before the rest of Europe. As a matter of fact, the Americas are actually named after an Italian guy, Amerigo Vespucci.
@@terrabite87 Yeah. So he(colombus) was an idiot.
Dave- “But what is up?”
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here.”
I was looking through the comments for this exact comment lol A+
"Down here".
But witch way is down
The sky
"…down here.
But which way is down?"
And beggins my favourite Vsauce video of all time
if you think you're dumb, just remember flat earthers exist.
Yeah obviously velociraptor earth
That's offensive to dumb people
Muslims😂
I’m a flat earther, guaranteed higher IQ than you lmao
@iPhoneUser2024 Yes. I’ll define it, it’s a promise with certainty. Idk where my other comment went I guess bro deleted it
It is still unbelievable to me that people really believe in flat earth
I used to be a flat earther
Then I turned 3
@zwady nah just nah
@zwady Demonstrate a working model of a flat earth first.
@zwady then people might believe you.
They have to let go of their comforting fiction known as the Bible in order to adopt a spherical shaped earth orbiting the sun.
Does it annoy anybody else seeing how flat earthers go out of their way to combat actual science but don't put an ounce of that same scepticism toward their own arguments? No matter how crazy it sounds?
@@kurtsloop2462 every flat earther is trolling and dont actually believe the earth is flat? Is this what you're saying?
How about bowl shaped with Antarctica at the edges?
@@kurtsloop2462 so you're using a single example based on personal experience to reflect all/most groups? Regardless these people deserve to be made fun of and saying most of them may be trolling could be true on internet forums, but groups often attach their real names to their beliefs and that isn't a sign of trolling. Trolling often hides your identity or is fairly obvious sarcasm. Groups in this regard don't really do either.
Haha you got trolled silly
@@jonnykrivan6840 *Shut up! QUIT! Before i knock-a you SILLY!*
The person being trolled, 2021-
Can you explain where babies come from? I'm still stuck on the stork theory.
EDIT: Apparently my parents were lying to me this whole time. Babies come out of the belly button. MIND BLOWN
Under gooseberry bushes. With the decline in home births it has become apparent they aren't brought in the doctors' black bags.
The birds and the bees go round and round, round and round, round and round
they come from a moms ass and be born
Religion is toxic：
god = devil
the essence of foolishness：faith, hell, demon, freewill, sin, curse, afterlife, soul, heaven, god etc.,
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@@ledaclytemnestra6962 wut
Professor Dave wasn't kidding when he said that he already tried the nice guy approach, the "meaner" tone he uses in most of his other flat earth videos makes perfect sense.
Descent into madness.
It's so sad that we even have to explain this, in the 21st century.
No, this is secretly the 123rd century, space is secretly a piano, dinosaurs cause vaccines, the Earth is a velociraptor, planes cause chemical clouds which create the sun, DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER, global warming is an armchair, science is a potato.
@@niallsomething3469 as a piano player, i approve this message . i never knew that part about chemtrails creating the sun, i love science! and potatoes!
@@jimmythebold589 you see, the connection between science and potatoes is that people LIKE them. This shows that they are the exact same thing. It's scientific proof.
Are you really surprised?
@@niallsomething3469 you idiot the earth is a triceratops. not a velociraptor. smh.
I used to think the earth was round, but then I did my own research, and I still do.
precisely
Indeed there is less than Zero evidence for flatopia.
are you a flat earther?
@@V1TheWarMachine im not
@@V1TheWarMachine Are you asking me that question?
Some comments helped me realised that common sense isnt actually that common
Rare-sense
Uncommon sense
Common sense is a fake idea that exists to just let people smugly say some things are obvious, when a lot of the times they're not obvious at all. It's not something we should ever rely on.
@@Graknorke yes we should, it's common sense that you can't breath without oxygen 🗿🗿
@@ronanregan1478
No it's not, it's common knowledge. People before the discovery of oxygen were plenty sensible but couldn't have told you that.
Honestly I love how Professor Dave just uses this means to draw out the flat earthers so he can roast them. I both respect that and find it extremely entertaining.
he didn't do it to draw them out but I think it makes it better(he just did it to sum up the astronomy he had taught so far) they just made the mistake to take the bait that wasn't even there
Once had an older friend who was brilliant but had formal education only through elementary school (in the 1910's). He had unparalleled knowledge of human nature but knew no science. One day he argued for flat Earth based on the following argument: "Let's say I leave my house, go have a meal at a restaurant, a drink at a bar, and have sex at her house with the cute girl I picked up, and come home and my house is still here. If the earth moves, how is that possible?" He was utterly convinced by my counter argument: "Let's say you are in your seat on the train going from LA to Chicago. You go have a meal in the dining car, a drink in the club car, and have sex in a berth in the sleeping car with the fine woman you met. Then you go back to your seat and it's still where it was when you left. Does that mean the train didn't move?" A light went on in his head and he understood. At the age of eighty he became an eager science student, learning everything I could teach him. He lived to 101, getting to see the new millennium, having been born in the last few days of the nineteenth century. Rest in peace, Tony.
Aww, that's a sweet story not gonna lie. My condolences.
F for Tony
@@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832 I'm curious why you said that.
@@michaelnelson1270 I don't know. I Just like saying F.
By saying F it means to give respect.
I like how this guy sounds slightly annoyed that he has to make this video😂😂😂
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@Bleh BLehhh
He sounds even more annoyed a few weeks later, here: ruclips.net/video/JDy95_eNPzM/видео.html
@@magenterprise6340 @KennyGman Waters
"Start here" Start here? What do you mean START here??? JP lays it ALL down, and his video is the beginning and the end. No more watching needed after that one!
@@magenterprise6340 I can not agree because this man says the earth is flat at the end of the video
@@calibcarmichael6356 No he doesn't, he says the Earth is round.
Let me guess, you're also looking for angry flat earthers
Yessir 🤣🤣
Yup
ye
It's easy. Look for comments with many answers. That's where they are.
😂🤣😂 I can't believe I assumed I was the only one that was here to feel better about my own intelligence
I can't get over the fact that a group of folks who, mostly, are terrified of the UN...use their logo as the flat earth map...
I think it's even more fun that flerfs are almost universally ignorant to the fact that the UN logo is an azimuthal projection...and part of a set of such projections :D
@@Krugis Hiya!
It’s called TRUTH hidden in plain site. The know the ignorance and deceptions within humanity has and still runs deep smh
@@TRUTH2729 If you have a friend in the Southern hemisphere, ask them which way the sun sets during January. If they say "south of west", then you knwo Earth isn't flat, as that naked-eye observation would not comport with the Flat Earth. Hell, sunsets by their very nature disprove a Flat Earth.
@@Tornadopelt Why do you think that as soon as you enter pre-k class or day care there’s a Globe in there. It’s because their programming children to a lie right from the beginning. This Whole World is a Pagan system created by the Roman’s and Beast system to deceive. The Spirit of God reveals all TRUTH not man. The True word of God reveals a Flat earth. Several scripture say the earth shall not move nor be moved. Several scriptures say to the “Ends of the Earth.” So God created a Firmament over a globe😂😂😂
Heaven is my throne and the earth is my footstools. Please show me anybody that uses a spherical footstool to stand on when they can’t reach something please🤣🤣🤣
It can be any shape as long as it’s FLAT sitting on PILLARS. Humanity and the Worldly system had done a number on you people. Eyes to See and Ears to Hear is spoken by Christ for a reason.
Peace🤦🏽♂️
question for flat earthers - *why are there no pictures of the other side of your flat earth?*
Devious all they need is a space shuttle
@@markgallagher1790 But how do they get outside the snowglo- _ahem_ *Firmament* ?
@Octavio Lopez that would mean that there is no gravity on the other side of the supposed disk, all they would need is the space shuttle as it can move where their is gravity
why no pictures from the moon?
@@robertwarner1160 there are pictures of the moon, though I hardly think you will accept them as authentic
Aliens : Let's check up on humans.
Humans: The earth is flat.
Aliens: They're going backwards!
We say to then humans can have mental diseases, they gonna understand
LMAO
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter how do you know the earth is flat? that everything revolves around the earth? have you been to space to look at earth and verify what it really is? have you proven the shape of the earth and the flat earth conspiracy theory anyhow yourself?
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter Spam man show proof for flatardia or go back to nursery school and learn some science.
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter lmao the same dumb logic can be said for flat earth too. did you not watch the fucking video?
Also prove to me how santa and the tooth fairy are real
POV: you're trying to find the flat earthers in the comments 💀
Yep ikr
yes
Yes
Found some.
I have found at least 6
"Goes to comment section, sets comments to newest to look for flatearthers"
Sorting by newest always shows you the crazies, regardless of the video's content. You could be watching a video about peeling potatoes, and what do you know, 5 minutes ago Lovemykids68 posted a comment quoting scripture and babbling incoherently about how God prohibits potato peeling.
@@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 "God prohibits....., the government is lying about......, you're brainwashed....." etc
@@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280lmao
I love doing this exact thing.
Lol this is exactly what I did.
Flat earthers are just 2D people who will never understand the concept of 3D. XD
That’s like the most perfect explanation. Lol
People like that, who don’t know how to think outside of the box and always take things so literal, give me a damn headache. It’s unbelievable how we are where we are today.
Dude that is so correct
Are you trying to say that flat earthers have no depth?
@@goldenknight578 Well, isn’t that the very definition of ‘flat’? XD
Your just closed minded
I was never taught or ever believed in flat earth, but I can't believe I've learned more about geography, physics and astronomy from flat-earth-debunking videos than I did in school
That's the difference normal people learn, flurfs just say its lies.
It could be explained by science being "dumbed down" because we had to learn a lot in such a short time. Learning about this was also compulsory, so that might have caused disinterest.
Their one good deed.
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter have you ever seen the flat earth from up high for your self?
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter Basically, learn math, which is the most exact science there is, and then you'll find out why the earth isn't flat
The flat model looks like a pretty snowglobe! Do flat earthers think that when it snows it's because God gives it a good shake?
In a word yes, that's a pretty accurate description of their view.
Haha that’s pretty funny. You get a like from me
@giovanni larrayoz HAHAHA thank you you just changed my life! XD Even the aesthetic of their model is called a globe, I did not even realise while I made my joke!
I tried to shake a flat earther's brain
Sounds so empty lol
@@viejaspeliculasfilipinas3621k
The earth isn't flat or round, it is the shape of a dino nuggie duh!
Fax
yeah like the long neck ones
@@monkael1438 dipolocolus
@@kaiwilliams2181diplodocus?
@@HardToBeAPoopGod yes I misspelled it
Its a shame, that there are about 25% thumbs down. Are people really that stupid??
you have to consider nearly 100% of flat earthers came here and disliked, while a very small percentage of normal people came here... so we're still in good shape, don't worry
Yes
Prolly just aussies who likes the vid
@@sd8313 im asian and i liked the vid
@@rap1df1r3 Well, you'd know what dumb is. Just look in a mirror.
I love this comment section. It is so entertaining. We also have a flat earth community in Germany. But it is nothing compared to your experts in the US. I could listen to them the whole day. It's just fascinating to see, what can happen to a physical healthy brain. Greets from germany
We do have this in Germany, too? oO
@@ruor1984
Have you never heard of Astro Toni? He's one of the leading German mirrors of FE. Regurgitating everything from English channels and praised by his fans although there's nothing original presented by him.
Do I need to mention that every comment that does not praise him is deleted? While claiming in the description of his videos that there are absolutely no critical comments in the first place because the "truth" leaves no room for criticism...
Greetings from the USA, I have family in Wurzberg und Ich will laufend besser werden die Deutsche sprache zu sprechen.
@@DBSG1976
One of the main differences between a flatearther and an intellectually honest person is that the latter is happy to learn from his errors rather than being pissed or insulted.
That being said, here's a tiny lesson in German: nouns are always written with capital letters in German. Therefore it's "Sprache", not "sprache". 😉
And now how about a quid pro quo? How can I improve my English?
@@DBSG1976
Do you mean "Würzburg"? How nasty that your family lives in city with a letter that you probably don't have on your keyboard! 😆
I'm a hobby (astro)physicist but psychologist by trade and I thought of a psychological model to go with the flat earth society and why it is so much more prevalent in very meritocratic societies - i.e. the USA.
A large part of US culture is Calvinistic in essence saying with hard work come more blessings. This translates into the "American Dream" where anyone can become anything regardless of heritage only depending on their own talents and efforts. Unfortunately this also puts a lot of blame on those who, well, don't get very far on the social hierarchy. The mind is wonderful at compensating for negative thoughts and emotions, rationalising them away unconsciously in amazing ways.
My hypothesis is now, that most flat earth followers are a special type of narcissist personality who fail to reach a societal level they think they deserve. You can then either reevaluate your self-image (which is painful) or you re-evaluate society. By subscribing to a conspiracy theory you not only elevate yourself to an elitist, enlightened level only attained by few, you also simultaneously degrade every person that you previously had to "look up to", e.g. academics, politicians and "smarter" people. Furthermore, you find others with exactly the same mindset and company is always good.
That is also the reason why challenging any flat earth follower with rational arguments will most likely amount to nothing, because following your logic they would have to challenge their self-image and re-evaluate their social standing.
And the unscientific part of me relishes the thought of a perfect trap where you either have to get down to the bottom with your argumentation or admit you fit into the diagnosis of an anti-authoritarian narcissist... But that is really just a side note.
Remarkably well-articulated.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Thank you! I think you did a wonderful job in your video, too - it's really sad it most likely will not move any conspiracy nut to overthink their perspective. But I enjoyed it very much.
@Pete is never wrong Of course, this is an overly simplified model and yes, the poor education definitely plays a part since, if you were taught scientific deductive thinking, it'd be hard to not notice the wild incongruities of this model. Sadly, my current research focuses on autism spectrum disorders and I don't have the time or funds to actually work on this scientifically.
@@zhaya5255 There is plenty to work with, and there are other likely mechanisms to consider, such as a belief in complex conspiracies that keep these poor simple folk in their place. We have seen the power of individuals who coalesce these nebulous feelings and provide a simple scapegoat as cause, which can lead to mass action directed towards a "solution". Invariably, the people driving that bus are not stupid, unlike the herd that they mobilize, and no special skills or education are required to participate. Oh yes, it has happened, and if it sounds familiar, you're right.
@@phildavenport2467 Of course. As I said, it's a simplified model, much like the one about addiction as an inherited personality trait. There's never just one cause for a given behaviour or personality development. I can't count how often I heard my lecturers' favourite word "biopsychosocial" in my studies. 😅
Much as in addiction and abuse, there is a vulnerability in some individuals and there are people who have the ability to single out these targets and make use of their susceptibility.
This video is now kind of sad. It shows Dave before his jadedness and frustration of having to constantly debate and deal with flerfers for 5 years.
Scientists before flat earth: every year making new discoveries
Scientists now: FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME THE EARTH *IS NOT FLAT IT IS A SPHERE*
The sad thing is that the flat Earth theory has never really disappeared. It just made a huge comeback with idiots _all around the world_ getting access to the internet.
round doesnt exclude flat ;)
@@bobfels5343 READ IT BETTER IT SAYS SPHERE
@@dragonssinofwrath2548 nice edit
@@bobfels5343 Earth is still a sphere
Aliens: let's check up on the humans
Us: the Earth is flat
Aliens: I thought they got past this level centuries ago
Aliens: hang on let’s check again
Us: the earth is flat!
Also us: no it’s not!
Aliens: ooooh they started doing drugs again, that explains it!
@@Lh0000 how aliens know what drugs are?
@@rat4289 LSD is universal as a drug!
You have found the reason!!!! Flatearthers are trying to convince aliens that we are too stupid for them to worry about us.
@@JoseFernandes-js7ep Holy shit you right!
Huge respect to professor dave for doing this and not going insane because of the stupidity of some humans. And even more respect that he still answers stupid comments
I heard a guy describe Flat Earth on the radio when he said "Antarctica is just a ring of ice around the edge" it was so bizarre I couldnt even picture it wow
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 I used to troll flat earth videos back in the day. Flat earthers would say, Antarctica surrounds the Earth to keep the oceans from pouring off. They also say that there's secretly even more Earth beyond Antarctica that only the elites know about. These people are nuts.
Dave, I need some mental support. I debated with a flat earther for over a week, giving him mountains upon mountains of evidence, explanation after explanation, challenge after challenge, but in the end, he was still adamant that the Earth was flat. And it seems to me like there is no shortage of these people. Please tell me that there is still hope for mankind to live past this century?
They're fewer in number than you think. Fuck 'em.
@@ProfessorDaveExplainsNo, don't fuck 'em, we don’t want them to reproduce.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains please do not fuck them, they are parasitic, like a brain worm or some shit, one sex and boom... flat earth is real..
@farkasmactavish not literally
@@thespaceguy-pw3wd I think RUclips deleted my comment, so I don't know what you’re responding to, but I'm still sure that you're wrong.
the solar system according to flat earthers: ⚫⚫__⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫
Flattards think planets is just a bunch of light in the dome.
@@normalperson-x7o LOL I never heard of the term flattards until now and I’m now using this to refer to flash earthers. Thank you for making me laugh
Oops I meant flat* earthers
XD
@Harshyuuu nah this isnt ok don't be racist man....
This is brilliant. Thanks. As a science teacher, I try my best to instill scientific literacy into my students. It is so important that our youth grow understanding not only how the natural world works, but more importantly, how to question and problem solve without bias. I was just thinking, I bet there are not any Astronomers, Astrophysicists, Rocket Scientists, Planetary Scientists, Meteorologists that believe in the flat earth. There is no mathematics in the flat earth model that would allow a rocket to travel into space, to use the gravitational pull of the earth for acceleration, and to reach another body in space.
Theory: some flat earthers don’t actually believe in flat earth. They just want someone to “prove” it to them by giving them a free ride to space.
Now im a flat earther. Thanks
@@alvaromoralescruz7538 Elon will be calling you in a couple years to make a reaction video aboard SpaceX
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter it is round otherwise people on Australia would got pulled off their content
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter because gravity is from the core of the earth
I want to be a flat earther and act like an idiot so people will send me to space now. Thank you
It's comical how much damage control they had to put out when you uploaded this.
mind if i see this damage control
@@Sir_Guardus This one's pretty funny. ruclips.net/video/WmqE2cRFbPU/видео.html
How to trigger a flat earther 101: Ask Questions
@@Yakubstopguy As a Christian, I think that's ridiculous because I have never come across such a verse. The only thing that comes close is the Bible's version of the idiom: to the ends of the Earth....which everyone KNOWS is an idiom, even the people at the time used it, and never literally meant 'ends'.
Flat earthers will ban you from groups, or block you if you ask questions.
@@ningkon3787 I’m a flat earther. I don’t block people. ✌️
@@berniediveley625 good, but I'm still really disappointed in you.
21st century and we're still trying to convince some people that Earth is round. Unbelievable.
Hazwaste63
It's a first-world problem, for sure.
You might 100% say that this is the emotional embarrassment of the education system that failed completely since the first time of existence of the very little sec of the universe creation... It's not healthy... But I agree with the religious when they claim this planet and universe needs a great savior.... And that savior should be PROPER EDUCATION of reality and science... Too bad they love the kids and youth to keep our species from evolving and progress of the future...
@@progrockrules religious beliefs
@@progrockrules I don't in a way respect them due to the religious evil history but acknowledge the religious beliefs... Check out bitchspot blog channel
Haha right! I don't want to love on this planet anymore!
Of coarse you can make accurate predictions for the eclipse. That's when NASA blocks out the sun to change the bulbs.
Conspiracy Catz sent me. Great video!
@@biser1901 Oh, so you have a citation for a flat earth model that can make accurate predictions?
Did you really like your own comment?
Change the light bulb... don't be so silly. You think we can afford a nee lightbulb that size every day? Besides it's all leds now, just look at old videos... how much different the light looks. No the reason is its peak electricity rate, so they're saving money 👍
Бисер Русанов You cant even form a basic sentence, sad. Also proof is needed flatard.
@@biser1901 There would never be an eclipse on a flat earth .
The ancients knew it was a sphere.
Just the fact that there have been no whistleblowers and the government would go through so much effort for something so pointless to our everyday lives is enough to destroy the theory
Recipe for flerfer casserole...
1 cup incredulity
8 oz. paranoia
3 scoops meaningless word salad
1 large helping of narcissism
Mix with massive quantity of historical and scientific ignorance.
Half-bake in Dunning-Kurger oven
Garnish with sprigs of religious zealotry
Serves: no one
You forgot the heaped tablespoon of fresh hypocrisy.
You forgot the perspective sauce.
Look at both sides. Professor skips and promoted Flat Earth Society (Shills) - Watch on RUclips - Response to PROFESSOR DAVE ~ The Earth is Definitely FLAT!
Don't forget to dust it generously with Intellectual Dishonesty.
Earthman Surfer - where is your FE map and model. Let’s test it.
I once listen to a woman who said:
"If the world isn't created by God, then why does it take exactly one year for the earth to go around the sun?"
-
You know, even if people accept scientific observations, they still can mess it up terribly.
Der Schurkinist when archaeologists dug up dinosaurs, how did they know their names?
When astronomers were cataloguing the planets, how did they know to call Venus Venus and mercury mercury, ect?
Checkmate, globeheads.
I saw a video that tried to prove god, and one of the proofs was "why are atomic clocks so precise?"
No shit...
I legitimately am worried for that woman
It doesn't even do that... We are legit adding a day each four years because it doesn't do that AND IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH
@@mistergarabaldi4845 And your question is?
I’ve probably watched this series a million times over, but I still find myself coming back to it. It’s easily one of my favorite series on this platform, hands down.
Agreed
@@thefalcondj6718 Go outside and look at the moon for fuck’s sake
@@thefalcondj6718 what
@@thefalcondj6718 what
@@thefalcondj6718🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂
The fact that this even has to be explained in this day and age is insane.
A massive failure of the educational system.
@@Lord_Volkner I don't know an educational system that teaches about flat earth, except maybe religion based educational systems
@@JelleW2404 I think he’s referring to the failure of the education system to teach basic science, as those with a secondary school level science education would be able to debunk flat earth%
will3890: IIIISAAANNNE! You think with technology people would get smarter but the opposite seems to be happening and people need to the question "why"? (Observant are critical thinkers already know! 😉)
True…. 🙄
5:55 "This is very poor science".
I would say that is not science at all.
Of course, anyone with a rudimentary understanding of the globe earth model wouldn't be so silly as to propose that "north" means "up" as on our globe Earth, "up" means "away from the center of the planet". Since the ocean suface is equidistant from the center of the planet both in Chile and in Mexico, ships going from the former to the latter wouldn't be going up. Anyone proposing otherwise in regards to a globe-shaped Earth is just silly.
Dude this is science try toping him others wise shup up
no THIS IS SPARTA sry I could not help that
@@benjamincohen4504 No I is Sparticus. ;)
I would say it is random midnight thoughts
Hi Dave. I just found your videos a couple days ago, and love them. You have an amazing skill at explaining science simply and clearly. Thanks for all your videos. In this day and age of growing pseudo science, we need them! I'm looking forward to wearing the t-shirt I ordered.
thanks for getting one! they are not very popular i'm afraid, haha
Super wholesome
Check my anti-vaccine debunk I put out last month.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains I discover your channel yesterday and I really love your content.
@vermelon all vaxxes are poison as are virtually all petro chemical medicines
I applaud you for this video. It's one of your finest works.
thanks bud :)
Yes the earth is round !
Job 26:6-7
"He stretches out the north over the void and hangs the earth on nothing''
Isaiah 40:22
" It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshopper"
Psalm 103:12
" As far as the east is from the west so far does he remove our transgression from us"
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Thanks for telling me this
I used to thought flat earthers are liers
Now they look stupid.
hi mrbeat
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter Yes. and have you? We've done tests. And people who been to space said it was round... so yes.
The follow up to this video is still the greatest flat earth debunking video in all of RUclips.
*Guys the secret* to finding flat earth comments is to set it to newest comments first on the settings and look for the ones that Dave replied to
Thank me later
Thank you.
Many thank
If the earth was flat, and the atmosphere was contained by a dome, wouldn’t atmospheric pressure lessen as you moved south? Because there’d be less air above you as you move closer to where the dome meets the earth.
The flat earth model also fails to explain earthquakes and satellite technology
Edit: actually there would be no pressure gradient anywhere. So pressure wouldn’t decrease as you increased in altitude if there was a dome
There would be no gradient at all, they deny gravity exists.
@@dogwalker666 actually upon further consideration the density would be consistent throughout the entire earth because of the dome. So pressure wouldn’t decrease as altitude increased, which is obviously not the case
@@Crystal_959 exactly which is why most flatards try to deny the pressure gradient despite being able to prove it with a mobile phone.
me who hears the planet is flat. oh the planet is flat ill start flying around without the gravity to stop me
@@dogwalker666 also how did an asteroid hit the dinos if space doesn't exist?
Flat earthers are the reason why water bottles have ingredients on the label
(This is a joke y’all taking this way to literal )
lmao
Oof size 2x
Flat Earth Head
Calories: 0
Fats: 0
Sodium: 0
Vitamin A: 0%
Vitamin B: 0%
Ingredients:
Bone, Brainstem, Eyes, Hair, Skin,
(Notice anything missingin the Ingredients Section?)
@FUBBERNUCCED Yt I was more going for the ingredients not having brain but sure
well water isn't made up of just h20, there's lots of other minerals in there that people would like to know.
I was a flat earther for 9 months. Then I was born.
"Earth is definitely not flat"
Me: yes and the sky is blue
@@boterlettersukkel lmao🤣
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
in the wall is made out of wall
It's pretty fucking sad actually that this sentence has to be repeated over and over again in the 21st century.
@@huzzzer6083 my guy, no one cares
Flat Earthers are the reason shampoo companies put instructions on how to use the product on the package.
Maynard G. Krebs
Yep, and don't forget to repeat. The industry's profit model is based on that one word. 😉
Some shampoo bottles are harder to close then others but this video is Is about satanic regurgitating messages meant for the masses garbage
Which is pointless to them because they believe the instructions are all lies by the NWO to feed chemicals into your brain and make you dumb.
And the warning not to use hairdryers in the shower.
That explains your hair 🤤
Petition to send all Flat Earthers on journey to find end of the Earth.
*Not waterfalls
And where is Antarctica?
Flat Earthers are just opposite.
Earth is ROUND goddamn it!!!!!!!!!!! Why do flat earthers insist?
They are STUPID
Step 1: bet all your savings on whether the earth is flat or round with your flat earther friend
Step 2: bet on round
Step 3: go to space with him
Step 4: stonks
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
@@markymark443 😂😂😂😂😂
GOOD ONE😂😂😂😂😂
I was talking to my alien friend, and I told him "I guess we're not as advanced as I thought. Some of us still believe the Earth is flat."
He turned to me on confusion, and said "But the Earth IS flat..."
...Damn fourth dimensional beings...
Globe Busters just took down every video they had on their channel.
Based.
Like a bunch of cowards. Probably afraid of getting banned for spread of misinformation
Yay!
pretty sure it got purged by youtube for spreading misinformation.
@@quitreadingmyname7615 yes then they go and create globebuster 2
I love how even 2 years after you still reply and heart comments sometimes, that is nice lmfao
XD
The "S" in flat earther stands for smart
Sure :V
C in flat earther stands for common sense
The I in Flat Earther stands for “I am a functioning human being.”
The A in flat earther stands for amazing
Amazingly stupid
I stands for intelegent
The older flat earth concept is far more interesting: a flat earth rests on 4 elephants standing on the shell of a turtle.
virgin flat earther vs chad turtle elephant earther
It also inspired one of the greatest series of books of all time - Discworld.
Tbh a lot of the older theories about the world's shape are pretty freaking cool- flerfs like to claim that all ancient civilizations thought the world was flat.. actually looking at ancient maps of the world though? We have realms which pass through each other ethereally, a world of mountains and streams upon the back of a great god or beast, the entire world existing upon the side and base of a mountain, "traditional" flat earth (hilariously, even unpopular at the time due to being incompatible with navigation), and so many more. We have worlds of rings, small pocket worlds created by divine pantheons, and even worlds born out of the battles of primordial gods, but flerfs chose "it is a pancake kinda" out of all of them?
Laaammee
@@Krugis reminds me of something in a book, based on a setting in a D&D game.
one of the "outer planes" that Demons come from is an infinite flat plane... *tilting at a steep angle* !
at the end of the book the main villain ends up tumbling downhill FOREVER.
@@ericb3157 Sounds cool. What book?
Thinking outside the box its good unless your box is already inside a trashcan
Or thinking outside the box in a trash can.
The box is flat
@@maxdembo5242 no their brains are flat
@@maxdembo5242 Well said
So is the trash can flat to?
Sailor Mars Yes everything is flat
Conspiracy Catz sent me and I have to say wow, your channel is really good!
Ditto :) Have nice day on the blue oblate spheroid!
I found CC's channel after watching CoolHardLogic's things. He is also very talented and covers lots of interesting things, some quite fantastically incredible.
There’s a voice that keeps on calling me...
And to all who are curious, do NOT watch ANY flat earth channels (this supports them)! Watch only those that review them, for example:
Conspiracy Catz
GreaterSapien
SciManDan
There are many other good ones you will find while viewing these channels.
@@gordowg1wg145
I fear that reporting them is only going to force them to place their content under a different category (except for those exercising prejudice or discrimination). Let them have their 'conspiracy crowd' (there aren't very many). I think an in-depth study will show most views come from those who oppose the concept rather than those who support it. WE, the skeptics, are the target crowd.
The danger is that these conspiracies are very seductive to people who feel they are in a particularly negative position ONLY as a result of others around them. It feels good to mistake placing blame with feeling 'awakened'. FE videos are huge money makers because the idea supports this good feeling and doesn't treat it as taboo, or insane. The channels are only using these poor souls. I hate to say it but Dave has now supported FE (indirectly) by posting this. That is why you'll never see space agencies get involved like this. They promote discovery, not just ideas...and it's a waste of time.
Joe Mama What makes any of those channels worth viewing?
You’re subscribed to science channels, right?
Flat earther : God is that you?
God : Yes
Flat earther : Is the earth round or flat?
God : Round
Flat earther : God, you sold yourselves to NASA and you're a part of the conspiracy!
😂
Actually happened
@@godisagamer2877 👁️👄👁️
REALLY? Bruh.
@@Chase_baker_1996 There is no god.
@@Chase_baker_1996 That is not what I believe. God was made by men to explain what couldn't be explained. There are more than 6,000 religions on earth, believing in about 5,000 different gods. Who is right? And why?
@@Chase_baker_1996 And some of them are bullshit.
Additionally, if the Earth is flat, where are the edge of the world tourist traps?
They believe that NASA is guarding the “ice wall” on the edge of the Earth to “hide the truth”.
@@catrybou123they definitly dont know that nasa doesnt have a military...as it is a non militarized governmental agencu
@@guilhermecastro9893they think that's a lie
@@tacoscatsandmangos512 bro they think the son is just above the clouds oyu htink i care about what flat earthers think?
THE EARTH ISN'T A SPHERE!
it's an oblate spheroid.
You had me fooled there
Sally Lang had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Only a Fool want a god ＝＝"
chat.whatsapp.com/LT8eYjMxtza7uZ9tnqgZkf
3:10 He said that the earth is roughly sphere.
Anyways, you almost made me think that I have finally found a flat earther's comment😂
I thought you were a flat earther for a second there LoL
Anyone see Behind the Curve?
How sweet was it to watch flat-earthers spend $20,000 on a ring laser gyroscope only to prove the rotation of the earth?
How sweet was it watching them perform the most basic experiment with a laser trying to prove the earth is flat, only to prove the curve? And left unable to say anything except, "interesting. That's...interesting."
, 🤣🤣🤣
I've only seen bits of it, I _did_ see that bit though, hilarious. My favorite thing about that, is watching some of the other FE debunking channels (in the description) using that clip to reference earth's rotational speed;
"What was that again Bob?"
Cut to Bob: _...what we noticed was a fifteen degree drift..._
"Thanks Bob!" 😂 freaking priceless!
The guy who bought a camera with a super far zoom, then filmed a boat going over the horizon with it is too funny also. The sheer number of times these guys shoot themselves in the foot, and are not evidently bothered by it, is umm, what's the word...? "Interesting , it's interesting". 😆
That is, I'm sure _some_ of them are sincere, I suspect more, especially the ones with enough bank to drop on ring laser gyroscopes, as well as lots of subscribers, are disingenuous, and only in it for the YT 💲💲💲. Which makes them evil grifters, preying on the weak minded.
Don Corconiglio
Proved as in "Discovered"????
HAHAHA.
Gullible AF, huh?
Haha. You can't figure out how evidence works, so other people are stupid.
Does your asinine second-hand claim make any evidence disappear, cletus.?
FOGs are used by thousands on navs and pilots DAILY.
The model predicts it all. Knodel REPEATED it, multiple times jackass.
Sun, star and polaris angles match observation from latitudes on a curved surface that's turning.
@@GrimGod81
Who says they never proved it?
You know who else we were taught about that proved the rotation of the earth beyond all doubt? Leon Foucalt in 1851, with a simple device called a pendulum. Albert Einstein wasn't born until 1879, so the earth's rotation had already been proved and he certainly agreed with the evidence.
So since I'm a special kind of stupid, why don't you help me understand what your point is, exactly.
@Gra Ra5
I generally refuse to even bother with them because I believe most of them know the earth is a globe; they just enjoy arguing for the sake of arguing.
@Gra Ra5
Yep yep, I totally agree with that, that's the same reason I respond (when I do) as well. It sucks to think that these idiots are perpetuating all this demonstrable false information for some impressionable young person to come across and find it completely unchecked. And you're right, they go from ad hoc to support their claims, ad hominem when they're challenged and silence when they realize they don't stand a chance.
Good on you for offering a voice of reason! ✌️
The fact that we're living in a time where we have to explain this science and continuously have to debunk flat earth nonsense is mind-blowing to me.
Variation is how a species adapts and thrives. Flat Earthers are just the extremely stupid end of the bell curve.
Trump 2024!
I don't think flat earthers even matter like they are narcissistic and use confirmation bias, cherry picking etc. I sometimes get so angry that i want to send them to space and throw them out of spacecraft.
May be they WANT attention desperately.
What is a woman???
I had my education up to high school in Hong Kong for 18 years, I then moved to the US to continue my studies because why not. One day I had the idea of asking my friends in the US of what they thought about the earth. Surprisingly, 2 of them arent convinced that the earth is round.
You know what I did after year 1, I returned to Hong Kong.
Smart.
We do not take education seriously at all here. It's sad.
I used to be a flat earther. Then I turned 3.
This joke is repeated more often then the bs flat earth explanations
@@usernametaken017 lol so true
*Y E S*
Unoriginal
@@aabahdjfisosososos Your name is literally some person.
Anyone looking for flat earthers?😂😂
Yep I’m right now.
Cool 37281 ohhh interesting, heard something like that too, thx
@Dylan Stewart yeaa see I tried to find one but istead I found out that most of flat earthers don‘t accually believe that there are other planets out there... they say, that they are lights in the sky just like the sun... so for them they are what we would call „stars“ but you know... for them they are lightning balls... sorry man... was disappointed too, but what can we expect...
yup
yaaa rn so i can make em cry...
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That's what I'm doing
Me too
Look out! there is one above you
@@Algorithm_God_Cult Yeah, Haha
Here's my question if the Earth flat, why would everyone lie about it? Why would governments lie about this? What do they gain from tell you the Earth is a different shape?
of, a few of them say, "THE government is trying to hide god."
utterly absurd.
if "THE" government wanted to "hide god" they would ban churches and bibles, not lie about things that ANYONE can see for themselves just by looking from a tall building!
Consistency isn't flat earthers' strong suit. "Hiding God" seems to be the most common answer, but when asked directly, most of them tend to avoid answering and give responses like so they can keep funneling money to NASA or something like that. They seem to think atheists are much more numerous and powerful than they really are.
@@ericb3157So according to them, the governments are more powerful than God?
The other argument is that everyone in on the "globe earth conspiracy" makes money by splitting up NASA's budget.
@rayopeongo But still raises the question of why haven't any government spilled the beans. Plus, there's other space agencies(?) Like SpaceX, ISRO, or The Canadian Space Agency, or every other space agency, why are they splitting money only with Nasa?
This is getting out of hand. To think how far we've come in terms of technology and our understanding of the universe and yet more and more people seem intent on dragging us back into the dark ages. From alternative medicine proponents an antivaxers to Flat earthers and Young Earth Creationists, it's an absolute epidemic. And it's only going to get worse as we continue to lag further and further behind in areas like education and research.
There is no dark ages, never was and never will be! Why I say that, is because God created the Heaven and Earth, in the book of Genius chapter 1 God tells us that He created everything! Not the big bang theory, we didn't come from Ape's, nor is the Globe spinning thousands of miles around the Sun! If you do some what of the Bible where does it tell you we are spinning, and we came from Ape's?
@@douglasbachman9868 It's almost as if the Bible isn't a science textbook and was written by primitive people who were speculating about how things came to be. 😱
The term "dark ages" refers to the medieval period when things like medicine and technology were practically nonexistent and the culture was dominated by practices that caused untold consequences. Are you seriously trying to argue that practices like blood letting and dumping refuse in the street were good ideas? That discoveries like the workings of the circulatory system and the germ theory disease weren't completely revolutionary?
Evolution doesn't say humans evolved from apes, we share a common ancestor. If god created everything as it appears today, why do we see a gradual increase in complexity spanning millions of years throughout the fossil record? This increase in complexity is mirrored in genetics. If creation were true, all fossils would resemble the creatures we see today. I could go on and on about the evidence for evolution. I have degree in biology, after all.
Inflation theory was first proposed by a CHRISTIAN PRIEST! Red shifting of galaxies and cosmic background radiation support the theory of Inflation.
What about Jeran and Bob doing seperate experiments that show the curvature of the earth and 15 degrees of rotation per hour, as the heliocentric model predicts? Why can't you flat earthers predict eclipses like we can with the heliocentric model? How does the fact that the stars rotate around two different poles fit with the flat earth? How do sunsets work on a flat earth? (Don't give me that vanishing point BS. If that were true the sun would disappear uniformly, not from the bottom up.)
Get your head out of the Bible and actually learn about what you're trying to debunk. Presenting a strawman version of the theories Kent Hovind style just proves you've no idea what you are talking about.
If you want to believe that god used Inflation and Evolution to create the world, knock yourself out. But denying these things exist, despite all evidence to the contrary, is just asinine.
I don't know what kind of treatment you're referring to, but if it's science-based, then that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about homeopathy, crystal healing, reiki, the really really dumb stuff.
Out of whose hands? Are you a collectivist who thinks that everybody should bow to what you believe is "a common goal"?
@@HarryBalzak I put these together too. In a reality basket. Though most of the "alternative medicine" methods are far from solving health problems also.
I love how dave still replies to comments on this video over a year later... that's called dedication
Flat-Earthers remind me of something Mark Twain said a long time ago;
"No amount of patience will ever persuade an idiot.”
It’s sad how correct that quote is.....
Or ... you can't teach a pig to sing, you'll get trustrated and you will just annoy the pig.
Or ... you can lead a horse to the water, but you cannot make him drink.
@@habanero5866 So are we all going to ignore that Algiz's profile has a ton of conspiracy bullshit, including flat earther nonsense, while they're tossing out these incredibly weak arguments in the guise of a person who didn't get fetal alcohol syndrome?
Flat earthers literally have to create their own strawmen because they couldn't manage to pay attention during high school physics XD
@@rap1df1r3 When you have finished unsuccessfully attacking the globe evidence, how about you show us YOUR evidence for YOUR flat Earth? Like your ice wall perimeter holding in your oceans? No flat Earth without it, but you can't find any, can you? Because it doesn't exist, does it? Dumbass.
lol
If the earth is flat why is there no bedrock I you mine like 5 blocks under it, and also where are all the slimes spawning?
Lol
Because its not superflat!!!
This is rather underrated, in my humble opinion. Good job.