The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday7923 3 года назад +33316

    Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis

    • @mangeshk9002
      @mangeshk9002 3 года назад +1309

      😂😂

    • @williamwalters3796
      @williamwalters3796 3 года назад +3153

      Do you even know what Pythagorean’s theorem is?!?! It’s like 3.14!

    • @channelwithnotopic
      @channelwithnotopic 3 года назад +2376

      the photosynthesis of the bisector and the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @channelwithnotopic
      @channelwithnotopic 3 года назад +373

      @@coin4898 your skills are

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 3 года назад +1401

      @@coin4898 Dam.. you defracted the luminosity outta their angular density.

  • @zyroskillz5146
    @zyroskillz5146 3 года назад +8946

    To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”

    • @kittyh7500
      @kittyh7500 3 года назад +442

      I've heard that too, it literally sums up flat earthers so well

    • @snubdodecahedron9769
      @snubdodecahedron9769 3 года назад +92

      I think dave said that in one of his videos.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 года назад +52

      It was a monkey the way I heard it.

    • @zyroskillz5146
      @zyroskillz5146 3 года назад +72

      @Egon Give proof. Oh wait, you can’t because it’s not fucking flat.

    • @kittyh7500
      @kittyh7500 3 года назад +65

      @Egon Want to actually refute any of that or are you just going to state your opinion?

  • @broskitoski7320
    @broskitoski7320 4 года назад +53598

    I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4.
    Edit: wow this was so long ago

  • @brandonbombplays9304
    @brandonbombplays9304 6 месяцев назад +1035

    "Oceans can't do this, because oceans don't have wings"
    He really knows the intelligence of who he's speaking to

    • @cocolete_pan
      @cocolete_pan 5 месяцев назад +38

      I was zoned out and heard him say this and I was like: "wait, what the hell did I miss!?"

    • @SnowHunter869
      @SnowHunter869 4 месяца назад +15

      i came here looking for this exact comment.🤣🤣

    • @boagski
      @boagski 4 месяца назад +1

      Right could you have explained any of these points coherently without the video. If you believe is round earth and didn’t understand these points before you are the same as flat earthers. You are just believing information you seem worthy. Anyways

    • @dust7001
      @dust7001 4 месяца назад +15

      @@boagski Well I am not a physicist but I do have a basic understanding of physics... so yes.... yes I could have. I am here for the burns not the high school level physics lessons.

    • @hans-christianschulz1726
      @hans-christianschulz1726 4 месяца назад +8

      It may sound silly, but it's the right answer. Wings are the relevant difference here between a pigeon and an ocean. 😀

  • @computer.7921
    @computer.7921 5 лет назад +25984

    Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?

    • @skeeterburke
      @skeeterburke 5 лет назад +719

      Me. Still reading, whered they all go?

    • @ihka4767
      @ihka4767 5 лет назад +136

      me

    • @skeeterburke
      @skeeterburke 5 лет назад +325

      @@Will300tv does that mean you're a flat earther? Cuz we couldn't find any

    • @gyrmakisfamily4680
      @gyrmakisfamily4680 5 лет назад +89

      Sigh, me too, getting disappointed

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 5 лет назад +101

      You and me both,@@skeeterburke. I assume they're too shocked to comment.

  • @starblaiz1986
    @starblaiz1986 3 года назад +1888

    People in the 1920's: "Man, imagine where we'll be in 100 years - flying cars, robot butlers, cities on the moon..."
    People in the 2020's: "Guys, seriously how many times do i have to tell you - OCEANS DON'T HAVE WINGS!"

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 года назад +30

      Well we still don't have those things. But we have the internet, and nukes and we do use planes. So we aren't idiots.

    • @mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757
      @mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757 3 года назад +54

      @@juliannasreddin5226 some definitely are

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 года назад +7

      Myname'sbigMyname'sbigMynameisbigMyname'sbigI'mBIG Yeah but we definitely aren't idiots as a society.

    • @MrJaggy123
      @MrJaggy123 3 года назад +10

      @@juliannasreddin5226 one slight nitpick: the op said "people in the 1920s", and you implied planes would have been a big surprise to them. Arguably after the Wright Brothers successful flights December 17, 1903, it's a bit silly to imply 1920s people predicted planes and simply miscategorized them as flying cars.

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 года назад +6

      Karnigan Ketzer Sorry My fault I forgot. But my point is that we maybe didn't achieve what our ancestors predicted but we still managed to do something. We have the internet, we use neclear energy we have amazing medicine, and so on. People in the past would still marvel at our inventions even if it is not what they predicted.

  • @Wailwulf
    @Wailwulf 3 года назад +3402

    I was a substitute school teacher for a number of years. I was substituting a 5th grade class, and while discussing the story the class had read, I made mention that the Earth was round. Lesson done, recess bell rings, I let the students out. A boy carrying a basketball stops at the door and says to me, _"The Earth is round?"_
    *"Just like your basketball,"* I replied.
    He had this look of concentration. I do not think he ever considered what the earth's shape actually was until then.
    I told him I wanted to show him something and went outside to the yard. Pointed to the sun "There's the sun," and then had him stand so he was looking 90 degrees away from it. Took the ball and placed it literally on the side of his head.
    *"See the ball?"*
    _"Yes."_
    *"It's all in shade?"*
    _"Yes."_
    *"That is night."*
    I then turned him towards the sun with the ball still on the side of his head.
    *"You just had a sunrise and it is now daytime."*
    Just seeing understanding click in his head has been one of my proudest moments.

    • @vince_c
      @vince_c 3 года назад +348

      You're the coolest teacher for that.

    • @Wailwulf
      @Wailwulf 3 года назад +112

      @@vince_c Thanks.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 3 года назад +106

      That's a great way to show how it works!

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 3 года назад +46

      You are awesome for doing this :)

    • @Wailwulf
      @Wailwulf 3 года назад +100

      @@UpperDarbyDetailing
      After he asked about the Earth being round, I took notice of the ball and the idea popped into my head. Glad it did.

  • @johnnyo3fan
    @johnnyo3fan 4 месяца назад +106

    Because I've never met a flat-earther, I thought they had all gone over the edge.

    • @jamesrobert4106
      @jamesrobert4106 День назад

      NO! There is a big ice wall with armed guards stopping anyone falling off apparently.😂

  • @marxmaratpaine
    @marxmaratpaine 5 лет назад +23054

    The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 5 лет назад +506

      Mind blown.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 лет назад +817

      I think you mean the bottom of the disc

    • @karlmac
      @karlmac 5 лет назад +110

      1st Degree Legacy love that! 😂

    • @xxTAARGUS
      @xxTAARGUS 5 лет назад +122

      Yes you are correct because north is up (apparently) lol

    • @ausomm
      @ausomm 5 лет назад +12

      TRUTH KEEPS ORDUR 2 TRUTH KNO MATR WHUT ANGL U QWANDUR IT!

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 4 года назад +6940

    “Oceans don’t have wings.”
    Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*

  • @ElloLoJo
    @ElloLoJo 4 года назад +3202

    Professor Dave: Vacuums. Don’t. Suck.
    Vacuums: thanks man I really needed that today

  • @RealGhostface-y9b
    @RealGhostface-y9b 7 месяцев назад +615

    "show me water sticking to a spinning ball!"
    Me: *_pours water on the floor_*

  • @Bummus25
    @Bummus25 3 года назад +1996

    Props to the Earth’s core for keeping flat earthers on it and not just letting them float into the void. Now THAT’S some insane self control!

    • @OOOFSTAR1234
      @OOOFSTAR1234 3 года назад +78

      The earths core after another year of this B.S: aight I'm out

    • @redwadtaken
      @redwadtaken 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 3 года назад +38

      Good thing the Earth's core is chill.
      Ironically.

    • @nickyboyd5679
      @nickyboyd5679 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha omfg

    • @coryvcx
      @coryvcx 3 года назад +4

      but.. what about the atmosphere

  • @catherinepapaiannou7478
    @catherinepapaiannou7478 3 года назад +1699

    1950: In 2021 people will have flying cars!
    2021: "oceans don't have wings" is groundbreaking knowledge to some people.

    • @Spargeltarzan49
      @Spargeltarzan49 3 года назад +44

      Also People in 2021:Vacuums do NOT suck

    • @Its_yo_boiDamian
      @Its_yo_boiDamian 3 года назад +12

      This generation is screwed.
      *their

    • @CoolBluBoi
      @CoolBluBoi 3 года назад +22

      @@Spargeltarzan49 Yes Vacuums Don't suck. They are a very cool thing

    • @Ned_Haurwem
      @Ned_Haurwem 3 года назад +28

      @@Its_yo_boiDamian No.
      It's just that now, dumb people have a voice with the Internet.
      They existed before, but they were deemed as fools, had to spend too much time working in order to have those discussions, or were dead due to poor choices.

    • @Its_yo_boiDamian
      @Its_yo_boiDamian 3 года назад +4

      @@Ned_Haurwem That makes things better I guess.

  • @robertalford2257
    @robertalford2257 3 года назад +4522

    Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.

    • @nebtheweb8885
      @nebtheweb8885 3 года назад +299

      Thats because there are flat earthers all around the GLOBE.

    • @Npfifyfour_
      @Npfifyfour_ 3 года назад +95

      Hey I just heard that the flat earth theory has gone “GLOBAL” lol

    • @joannejo37
      @joannejo37 3 года назад +16

      The best "fuck you" to flat earthers.

    • @soniabelenguer1058
      @soniabelenguer1058 3 года назад +58

      This is one of the funniest joke i've ever seen.

    • @casualpain8316
      @casualpain8316 3 года назад +24

      Yeah as global as anti vaxxers and elfs

  • @chrisjags
    @chrisjags 25 дней назад +49

    Apparently bees work the Earth's curvature into their calculations when they're communicating new places for hives and stuff, sooooo... bees are smarter than Flat Earthers

    • @crabtonia
      @crabtonia 23 дня назад

      Flat Earthers, UFO Abuctees and Deists...all living in Cloud-Cuckoo-Land...at least they keep the rest of us amused or mystified...dgp/uk

    • @i101.magnetar
      @i101.magnetar 18 дней назад +5

      Welcome to "Are You Smarter Than a Bee?"!

    • @isabellam1936
      @isabellam1936 12 дней назад +1

      It is not accurate to say that bees specifically work the Earth’s curvature into their calculations when communicating about new hive locations. Honeybees primarily navigate using a combination of visual landmarks, the sun’s position, and polarized light. They also utilize a form of magnetoreception to detect the Earth’s magnetic field, which aids in their orientation. While they create mental maps based on linear landscape features, there is no evidence that they account for the Earth’s curvature in their navigation.

    • @xeno9671
      @xeno9671 8 дней назад

      Was there any doubt?

    • @i101.magnetar
      @i101.magnetar 8 дней назад

      @@isabellam1936 Please explain without using buzz words. It really doesn't make you look smart or prove the Flat Earth theory. It also is a conspiracy theory, which means Flat-Earthers think that the Earth is flat, because they don't trust the ones in charge. They believe that they are manipulating people into thinking like them. But we are not governments. We are just humans who love astronomy. And yet even me, a young student can understand that this is real.

  • @v3ctor1227
    @v3ctor1227 3 года назад +4323

    Respect to this man for sacrificing his braincells to explain why the earth is not flat
    Edit: I'll let the comment section decide this
    Edit 2: The war still rages? Bruh, the argument must be going well

    • @lunialation666
      @lunialation666 3 года назад +18

      Yes

    • @plsdontask9423
      @plsdontask9423 3 года назад +15

      Lol yes

    • @shaman9628
      @shaman9628 3 года назад +18

      "Never live within a first floor on a one-way street, climb the stairs to the rooftop and experience the multitude of perspectives and infinite possibilities."

    • @garymcnamara2688
      @garymcnamara2688 3 года назад +3

      Yh

    • @yines1002
      @yines1002 3 года назад +121

      @@cristianoronaldog.o.a.t4590 flat earthed moment 🗿

  • @leonhayes188
    @leonhayes188 2 года назад +3838

    The best response to flat earthers I ever saw: "If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction."

    • @ashrafwais7954
      @ashrafwais7954 2 года назад +96

      Yet you’re not allowed to go there 🤣 this is genius. Y’all scary. Flat or round yk what, do some digging cause this whole comment section gross.

    • @leskobrandon691
      @leskobrandon691 2 года назад +131

      Don't they call the edges of their flat earth the ice walls? Like what lies beyond the ice walls? I may be wrong but I thought I ran across that somewhere. Watching them argue, especially in pairs is actually quite entertaining. They hurl insult after insult & then cite something absurd like the completion backwards principle & then chuckle as if they just proved their point. Comical.

    • @ashrafwais7954
      @ashrafwais7954 2 года назад +17

      I’m sitting here like… you’re missing the whole point. Can you do something about it? Do you think you can uncover anything o shady happening on a national or international level? Then ya I’d believe it. Till then I’d rather stick with the facts.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 2 года назад +22

      One to which you could get to by simply going in any direction until you reach it.

    • @leonhayes188
      @leonhayes188 2 года назад +33

      I feel like we're just going around in circles...along the Edge. 🤭

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 2 года назад +3616

    "Oceans cannot do this because oceans don't have wings." Is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. The sheer sarcasm in his voice is beautiful.

    • @VolcanicoD.S.
      @VolcanicoD.S. 2 года назад +18

      Agreed.Also nice name
      Edit: Awww man the name changed

    • @AureoAmbrosia
      @AureoAmbrosia 2 года назад +13

      Lazy pink more like extremely lazy purple

    • @bendo64_YT
      @bendo64_YT 2 года назад +9

      Team fortress two

    • @rw5763
      @rw5763 2 года назад +37

      crazy how scientist in the 17th century discovered all sorts of theories (such as newton) and now scientist have to disclose that oceans don’t have wings

    • @themountainfarmer1843
      @themountainfarmer1843 2 года назад +4

      Beautiful is an understatement, gorgeous is close. (Although still quite similar)

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour 4 месяца назад +114

    They WANT to believe that it's flat. Nothing you can ever say or do will change their minds.

    • @victorfinberg8595
      @victorfinberg8595 4 месяца назад +2

      flat earthers don't HAVE "minds" to change

    • @Pengin-yg1qx
      @Pengin-yg1qx 4 месяца назад +15

      @@victorfinberg8595flat earthers and conspiracy theorists are two sides of a coin, although they’ll probably argue that the coin is actually a sphere for no reason other that attention

    • @costelinha1867
      @costelinha1867 4 месяца назад

      @@Pengin-yg1qx They're not two sides of the same coin, flat earthers ARE conspiracy theorists, the entire flat earth theory is a conspiracy theory.

    • @LegendhypergameGD
      @LegendhypergameGD 3 месяца назад +6

      They want to believe that the earth is flat because they thought they will be in the cool kid zone

    • @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames
      @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames 3 месяца назад +1

      @@victorfinberg8595cold

  • @zwc76
    @zwc76 3 года назад +1385

    Hahaha, as a kid going to school I would never, ever imagined that there later had to be a video made 30 years later where someone educated *grown people* that birds have wings and oceans do not ... It's a truly amazing world we live in!

    • @YourFckingFBIAgent
      @YourFckingFBIAgent 3 года назад +22

      I understand your view I am 50.

    • @wighensakgr
      @wighensakgr 3 года назад +37

      I'd never have imagined that someone well into their 30s or more would have MLP pfps. But here we all are.

    • @theenigma6160
      @theenigma6160 3 года назад +19

      *This comment has made me angry, sad and laugh all at once.*

    • @temmiemew
      @temmiemew 3 года назад

      I know

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV 3 года назад +1

      damn

  • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
    @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 года назад +2163

    Adults to kids: Leave it to the adults, you’re just a kid!
    Professor Dave to grown adults: Allright people, repeat after me: OCEANS DO NOT HAVE WINGS.

    • @Francisco1234Cruz
      @Francisco1234Cruz 2 года назад +84

      "Vacuums. Don't. Suck."

    • @wintermute740
      @wintermute740 2 года назад +38

      @@Francisco1234Cruz Well, I have one that does, but that's because of poor workmanship...

    • @onrok
      @onrok 2 года назад +4

      Totally underrated comment hahaha!

    • @stevemaxa4779
      @stevemaxa4779 2 года назад +2

      Its all gravity ,right.

    • @canadaballplayz9999
      @canadaballplayz9999 2 года назад +8

      @@wintermute740 Imma be the nerd. Vacuums don't suck, it's just the matter rushing in to fill the empty space. Take a vacuum chamber for example, you smash it and the wave of air makes it feel like something imploded. That's the way-too-excessive amount of air being forced into the emptiness by atmospheric pressure rebounding back out. And yes, I explained it as simply as I could. I'm stupid, I know.

  • @inujosha
    @inujosha 4 года назад +3302

    Never thought I would see the day that the saying "oceans don't have wings" would actually have to be used in a valid argument.

    • @sarahhaugh7922
      @sarahhaugh7922 4 года назад +64

      Ya gotta start somewhere with some people!

    • @neptune_782
      @neptune_782 4 года назад +159

      Honestly, trying to explain simple facts to a flat earther is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. No matter how good your moves are the pigeon will still knock all your pieces down, poop on the board, fly away and think without a doubt that they won whatever just happened despite not being able to comprehend anything that the player was doing.

    • @ariellalima7229
      @ariellalima7229 4 года назад +10

      That ought to become a classic!

    • @enterndin
      @enterndin 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahahaha

    • @sykeamer88_20
      @sykeamer88_20 4 года назад +11

      @@neptune_782 you make me laugh

  • @Sec0ndCe11
    @Sec0ndCe11 5 месяцев назад +66

    I love watching fellow globe enthusiasts insult flat earthers

    • @prodsxmmit
      @prodsxmmit 5 месяцев назад +7

      Hey, me too!

    • @MaxEG-i3w
      @MaxEG-i3w 5 месяцев назад +10

      Avrege flat earth fan boy: 🤓
      Avrege round earth enjoyer: 🗿

    • @Marshmellowhead654
      @Marshmellowhead654 4 месяца назад +3

      That’s why I love them they give the intellectuals of the internet a punching bag

    • @Ivan-fc9tp4fh4d
      @Ivan-fc9tp4fh4d Месяц назад +1

      It's not "insulting flat earthers". It's DIAGNOSING flatearthers ... :)

  • @peterkeysers1074
    @peterkeysers1074 2 года назад +5118

    Flat Earther: Water can't curve!
    *Dave proves him wrong*
    *Spherical tear rolls down Flat Earther's cheek.

    • @conspiracycolumbo1047
      @conspiracycolumbo1047 2 года назад +68

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @alman29812
      @alman29812 2 года назад +24

      Lol

    • @pyrotech7210
      @pyrotech7210 2 года назад +59

      Distorted by gravity, at that... But still curved

    • @adammada511
      @adammada511 2 года назад +12

      EWARANON is the way to truth

    • @johnruiz6743
      @johnruiz6743 2 года назад +22

      Sphere seems to be a universal, default shape. Balls are really flat squares...Please! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @NephariusAMG
    @NephariusAMG 3 года назад +3293

    Never EVER in my 30 years have I heard somebody go "Oceans do not have wings" in a serious and educational context.

    • @Itz_Mothii
      @Itz_Mothii 3 года назад +22

      Lol same-

    • @matt261102
      @matt261102 3 года назад +183

      Yes because flat earthers are a special breed, they require special education.

    • @BOFRDASLEEPER
      @BOFRDASLEEPER 3 года назад +67

      @@matt261102 oh so they're more disabled than disabled people?

    • @cheezy1799
      @cheezy1799 3 года назад +72

      @@BOFRDASLEEPER yes

    • @ibnbattuta7031
      @ibnbattuta7031 3 года назад +110

      @@BOFRDASLEEPER calling them disabled is a grave insult to disabled people
      atleast they can think coherently a lot of the time

  • @A1phaWolf150
    @A1phaWolf150 3 года назад +659

    “Hopefully you have heard of rain.”
    *Me, α resident of the Mojave Desert:* What is this magic sky stuff you are speaking of?

  • @paullambert7840
    @paullambert7840 6 месяцев назад +12

    The algorithm often brings flat Earth debunking videos to my RUclips feed so why am I just seeing this 4 year old video? Very salient and digestible. Great job.

  • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
    @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 3 года назад +2394

    He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD 3 года назад +93

      It's the intellectual kind of angry

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 3 года назад +32

      Science deniers of any stripe are obnoxious to talk to.

    • @kik0le
      @kik0le 3 года назад +41

      This is called "passive aggressive" :)

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD 3 года назад +10

      That's beyond passive aggressive.
      But still not the super mad state.

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 3 года назад +20

      He's probably just showing that anger which exists within us all. That we live on a planet with other humans who tend to be assholes, idiots, or both. People are just the worst.

  • @QuackingQuack
    @QuackingQuack 4 года назад +1033

    there's a difference between "I didn't know" and "I don't want to know"

    • @laktomane9113
      @laktomane9113 4 года назад +35

      That's a good wisdom, Mr Duck

    • @westofloathing8137
      @westofloathing8137 4 года назад +17

      6.2 thousand flat earth believing idiots disliked this video

    • @westofloathing8137
      @westofloathing8137 3 года назад +26

      @Trystan Armer i had a stroke trying to read that, maybe don’t post about people trying to be smart and LEARN GRAMMAR

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 3 года назад +2

      prob the biggest flaw of flatearthers

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 года назад +1

      I agree mr quackity quack

  • @smoqu1062
    @smoqu1062 4 года назад +857

    There is a guy, Scifun, he said:
    Soon there will be only one thing we can do to make flat earthers back into normal people. Send them into space. And then let them out in a spacesuit. And when they say "the round helmet makes things look round!" just tell them how to take it off.

  • @DavidAbramskyCello
    @DavidAbramskyCello Месяц назад +3

    Thanks!

  • @rileysherrard
    @rileysherrard 2 года назад +2209

    Scientists in 1969: We landed on the moon!
    Scientists Today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 2 года назад +158

      scientists in 1000 BC noticing that the bottom of an obelisk in the distance cant be seen while on top of another obelisk: "oh cool, because I know the hight and distance of these two obelisks, I can use this to measure the curvature of the earth to a startling accuracy even by what would be standards to 3000 years in the future!"
      scientists today: "no, the moon does not make things cold"

    • @Gobackto4chan
      @Gobackto4chan 2 года назад +28

      Do y’all think scientists still deal with us out of duty or lack of funding?

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 2 года назад +32

      @@Gobackto4chan The more support they get, the more funding the government the people vote in will give them. Therefore it is in their best interest to teach the public.

    • @timothy4664
      @timothy4664 2 года назад +7

      Sad isn't it

    • @torstenseidel8875
      @torstenseidel8875 2 года назад +36

      Worse, scientists have largely abandoned discussing science with the public. I can't even blame them as the anti science crowd got bigger and far more aggressive.

  • @rodod1917
    @rodod1917 3 года назад +1551

    I as a 14 yr old, non native english speaker understood every single one of those examples and I am still shocked how grown people will deny something just because they don't have enough brain power to breathe and count at the same time while watching a video made for toddlers. It's just ridiculous, sad but fun at the same time. Loved the video!

    • @anczovyyyy
      @anczovyyyy 3 года назад +108

      In a 13 year old non native english speaker and i approve of his message

    • @HajThere
      @HajThere 3 года назад +50

      im 15 and i aggre with everything you wrote

    • @rogueonlineinfogames490
      @rogueonlineinfogames490 3 года назад +44

      I'm 14 y/o and this is an impressive point from you mate i agree

    • @atlas9649
      @atlas9649 3 года назад +8

      Thank you

    • @ItchiestBum
      @ItchiestBum 3 года назад +62

      I’m 2 years old and approve of this message

  • @blueiswonderful
    @blueiswonderful 3 года назад +15032

    Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots.
    It’s offensive to idiots.

    • @yourdaddy01736
      @yourdaddy01736 3 года назад +274

      Its funny how dumb they are

    • @yourlocalcrackdealer6614
      @yourlocalcrackdealer6614 3 года назад +429

      @@yourdaddy01736 Shh its offensive to dumb people

    • @ccwsalty5662
      @ccwsalty5662 3 года назад +119

      so they should be called fuckheads

    • @Psi_Fan123
      @Psi_Fan123 3 года назад +380

      Dont call them dumb its offensive to dumb people

    • @Psi_Fan123
      @Psi_Fan123 3 года назад +293

      @@ccwsalty5662 but thats offensive to frickheads

  • @astralbirthvoid2551
    @astralbirthvoid2551 5 месяцев назад +88

    If the earth was flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge

    • @stamp_youtube
      @stamp_youtube 4 месяца назад +4

      Valid point. Can’t argue with that one.

    • @Joe-y4u
      @Joe-y4u 4 месяца назад +2

      @@stamp_youtube There's a lot of stuff and only so many cats. Give them time.

    • @ManiacScout
      @ManiacScout 2 месяца назад +1

      Fair enough

    • @phyllistaylor3087
      @phyllistaylor3087 26 дней назад +2

      Even Void termina knows that flat earthers are dumb

    • @adamcraig7707
      @adamcraig7707 26 дней назад

      man speaks the truth. also nice pfp

  • @larissamatingane4513
    @larissamatingane4513 4 года назад +2784

    I asked a flat earther to play basketball, he brought a frisbee.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +107

      This is epic tier comedy.

    • @larissamatingane4513
      @larissamatingane4513 4 года назад +131

      @@Attaxalotl No, It actually happened.

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 4 года назад +59

      @@larissamatingane4513 *THIS IS THE NEWEST HEIGHT IN STUPIDITY!*

    • @larissamatingane4513
      @larissamatingane4513 4 года назад +24

      @@lmao1660 Excuse me, talking about me or the flat earther??

    • @guillermotoro2342
      @guillermotoro2342 4 года назад +80

      @@larissamatingane4513 obviously about you, like bruh how do you expect to play basketball without a frisbee, like omg u must be stupid to try play basketball with a basketball 😔🙄

  • @mr.lucien2876
    @mr.lucien2876 4 года назад +392

    "oceans don't have wings" not until you chug a can of red bull into it.

    • @scott_meyer
      @scott_meyer 4 года назад +8

      How much red bull would one need to pour into the ocean for it to fly?

    • @MaFIA_414
      @MaFIA_414 4 года назад +5

      Red bull should market that to Flat Earthers, WE CAN GIVE ONE PART OF YOUR IDEOLOGY MEANING

    • @carsonowens4837
      @carsonowens4837 4 года назад

      Actually, the earth is flat, so you only need HALF a can. For the coke, you only need a pinch. That stuff is stronk

    • @r4ryder388
      @r4ryder388 4 года назад

      Carson Owens Call me wooshed but I think this comment is a joke

    • @abc-ld8ok
      @abc-ld8ok 4 года назад

      @@r4ryder388 he was joking

  • @Misterdith
    @Misterdith 3 года назад +1443

    "Birds have wings."
    The fact that he needs to say this to adults is a combination of hilarious and sad.

    • @ljroudkip16
      @ljroudkip16 3 года назад +16

      I completely agree

    • @skittstop5088
      @skittstop5088 3 года назад +18

      disappointing to re-tell to an adult

    • @MEZw3r
      @MEZw3r 3 года назад +51

      i found it made it better when he had to add water doesn't have wings

    • @japanballfornow.4066
      @japanballfornow.4066 3 года назад +7

      " birds have wings. " *THANK YOU MR HELPFUL*

    • @Skeleton-wn2zu
      @Skeleton-wn2zu 3 года назад +2

      @@MEZw3r yes

  • @mrsofanthiel
    @mrsofanthiel 2 месяца назад +15

    "Show water sticking to a spinning ball"
    People in Zero G planes, the ISS, and surface tension's honest reaction:

  • @Kunal29Chopra
    @Kunal29Chopra 3 года назад +786

    Imagine studying high level science for years and then having to teach a bunch of grown ups that "Oceans don't have wings"

    • @Mellow502
      @Mellow502 3 года назад +8

      Now that's a legend!

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 года назад +6

      And probably getting paid fairly well for doing so

    • @calloxion2901
      @calloxion2901 3 года назад +4

      That will suck, lol

    • @TheRealNiktWazny
      @TheRealNiktWazny 3 года назад +6

      and birds fly because they have wings

    • @Mariwend
      @Mariwend 3 года назад +1

      who's to say their all adults?

  • @Mrc-kr4tu
    @Mrc-kr4tu 3 года назад +708

    As a former flat earther for about 5 minutes, I’m glad I’ve seen this. That was a weird night, my food might have had some alcohol that night.

    • @guiii0696
      @guiii0696 3 года назад +106

      5 minutes is actually the time you need to graduate in flat earth theory

    • @dough7726
      @dough7726 3 года назад +21

      How to win a argument with a flat earther: Show them a picture or video if earth if they say it's fake tell them to prove that it's fake

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 3 года назад +7

      oh, you reminded me of a line in a book, "callahan's key".
      half the story is about a large group of people moving from New York to Key West Florida.
      "a few years later i found myself missing New York. i had another drink, and the feeling passed."

    • @shadowgodthegamer5738
      @shadowgodthegamer5738 3 года назад +5

      happy that u regained sanity. but why were u insane in the first place?

    • @michaelweir9666
      @michaelweir9666 3 года назад +16

      The internet's a dangerous place, and it's easy to fall into rabbit holes. I'm glad you had the intellectual honesty to challenge your beliefs with contrarian ideas.

  • @Shrimpfriedpee
    @Shrimpfriedpee 3 года назад +2616

    Arguing with a smart person is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible. Don’t even try to argue with them.

    • @dustbargames6371
      @dustbargames6371 3 года назад +29

      That’s a 5Head quote

    • @verydope4706
      @verydope4706 3 года назад +34

      I have to agree since one idiot I know said that there are no toys aloud bring to school only sport. Then I asked him about a jump rope (sport he said) then I asked a soccer ball. (Said was sport). I don't know why this argument started after someone said they bring easy to clean kinetic sand

    • @markjayzeeortega2195
      @markjayzeeortega2195 3 года назад +3

      except for professor dave explains

    • @jeromem.evardome10_kr15
      @jeromem.evardome10_kr15 3 года назад

      true my friend.

    • @lucas411_
      @lucas411_ 3 года назад +46

      THE EARTH IS CLEARLY FLAT
      WATCH THIS VIDEO EXPLAIN, HE ADRESSES ALL POINTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO.
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @Inverse.regression
    @Inverse.regression 2 месяца назад +22

    The worst argument i ever got from a flat earther is "Edge of the Earth is protected by small penguins, holding AK-47".

    • @Leafpaw1
      @Leafpaw1 2 месяца назад +1

      i have also seen the "guardian penguins" theory

    • @niktube6621
      @niktube6621 Месяц назад +2

      ngl that sounds cool

    • @Inverse.regression
      @Inverse.regression Месяц назад +2

      @@niktube6621 ikr, wish it was true.

    • @Blurgert
      @Blurgert Месяц назад +1

      Did someone actually say that?

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt Месяц назад +1

      Penguins don't even have fingers to fire the gun!

  • @tomcorwine3091
    @tomcorwine3091 3 года назад +761

    Dave: “Oceans don’t have wings”
    Me: Never even thought to ask why oceans don’t fly.

  • @JustBramz
    @JustBramz 5 лет назад +4347

    “It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 5 лет назад +128

      Stand user: *[Dumb Guy]*
      Stand name: *[The World: Flat]*
      Stand ability: dragging people with some form of intellect down to their level at the cost of being an absolute retard
      Stats:
      Power: None
      Speed: None
      Range: None
      Durability: A
      Precision: None
      Potential: None

    • @JustBramz
      @JustBramz 5 лет назад +35

      BitchChill Yeah I have people like that for other reasons that flat earth lol.
      It’s like you give them a legitimate reason as to why you’re wrong and they repeat what they say and treat it like a valid argument point.

    • @Gearless1234
      @Gearless1234 5 лет назад +22

      AlsoIts easy to argue with a dumb person but impossible to argue with an idiot who believes 100 percent to what they believe

    • @Gearless1234
      @Gearless1234 5 лет назад +8

      My classmate is an idiot

    • @Gearless1234
      @Gearless1234 5 лет назад +6

      You can argue and win with an idiot if you know ... Their reasons are wrong which they know

  • @maricelnario7609
    @maricelnario7609 3 года назад +5871

    Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real

    • @burntwafl1563
      @burntwafl1563 3 года назад +229

      Bruh I'm a dino earther

    • @definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt-
      @definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt- 3 года назад +443

      nahhh... earth isnt round, flat nor cube...
      *EARTH-CHAN IS AN ANIME GIRL*

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD 3 года назад +162

      The sad thing is this is still much more plausible than a flat earth

    • @Circuit_Whisperer
      @Circuit_Whisperer 3 года назад +41

      That's a planet made by a Wombat God

    • @ejrelatorre4254
      @ejrelatorre4254 3 года назад +87

      EARTH HAS NO SHAPE
      formless earther

  • @Zorothegallade-rpg
    @Zorothegallade-rpg 24 дня назад +9

    Alternative title: "The 10 logical fallacies flat earthers somehow think still work in the Internet era"

  • @bricjap
    @bricjap 3 года назад +1711

    "Oceans don't have wings"
    See how low level you must go intellectually, just to debate with flat earthers

    • @Kaan._G
      @Kaan._G 3 года назад +94

      Sea that the oeans have no wings?
      I apologise

    • @itsgreenpro7064
      @itsgreenpro7064 3 года назад +5

      What you're saying

    • @killedtheradiostar1116
      @killedtheradiostar1116 3 года назад +10

      @@itsgreenpro7064 it was a joke

    • @Face_Fisting_Machine
      @Face_Fisting_Machine 3 года назад +37

      Birds fly because of wings was an even deeper level

    • @s.p.q.r.5221
      @s.p.q.r.5221 3 года назад +31

      True, you have to get into “basic kindergarten” mode for explaining the basic things about earth to flat earthers

  • @intricateinc8566
    @intricateinc8566 3 года назад +864

    "Hopefully you're familiar...with Rain"
    "You forgot to look at water"
    Dave you are killing them lol

    • @stagerplays7727
      @stagerplays7727 3 года назад

      .lol.

    • @intricateinc8566
      @intricateinc8566 3 года назад +3

      @GRAPHENE IS IN THE MASKS, SWABS and PCR TESTS!!! The entire world can. Get educated.

    • @legendarytomatobird2816
      @legendarytomatobird2816 2 года назад +7

      I love watching Dave throwing them around like they're a volleyball.

    • @intricateinc8566
      @intricateinc8566 2 года назад +1

      @@redspotaudio You lost me at... The Bible

    • @legendarytomatobird2816
      @legendarytomatobird2816 2 года назад +2

      The Bible actually teaches that hell doesn't exist and says nothing about space at all.

  • @rheiagreenland4714
    @rheiagreenland4714 3 года назад +1815

    Dave's Laws:
    1. Birds and insects have wings. Oceans do not have wings.
    2. Water curves.
    3. Vacuums do not suck.

    • @imonocleman6045
      @imonocleman6045 3 года назад +68

      screw relativity, this is revolutionary XD

    • @SamuelAdams0
      @SamuelAdams0 3 года назад +48

      More like common sense

    • @Johnny.Fedora
      @Johnny.Fedora 3 года назад +25

      @@SamuelAdams0, common sense based on simple observation. When people are brainwashed, they are blind to what is right in front of them, as their leaders gaslight away.

    • @povotaknight2063
      @povotaknight2063 3 года назад +42

      @@Johnny.Fedora can't tell if this is a flatearther or not what has the world come to

    • @thebox4232
      @thebox4232 3 года назад +24

      Yeah vacuums are cool, they do not suck

  • @Unloaded74
    @Unloaded74 3 месяца назад +35

    "Water doesn't curve" well I guess I can't pour my fucking tea

    • @Pengin-yg1qx
      @Pengin-yg1qx 3 месяца назад +18

      I like to imagine flat earthers pouring their tee by flipping the teapot and hitting the bottom until it falls out like an ice cube

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Pengin-yg1qx true lol but how mine is shaped it curves and that wouldn't work

  • @mislavkukina2026
    @mislavkukina2026 4 года назад +720

    People in 1950: In 2020 we will have flying cars!
    2020: Dear flat earthers, oceans do not have wings!

    • @nerdyllama9330
      @nerdyllama9330 4 года назад +40

      It's evolving, just backwards 😂

    • @godofcats6187
      @godofcats6187 4 года назад +6

      perhaps this is the beginning on why a terminator was built because only idiots (flat earthers) would not hide literaly from a fully armed robot with a first for blood
      (sorry if I misspelled anything)

    • @SF-qb8ik
      @SF-qb8ik 4 года назад

      @@godofcats6187 aye you only got one word wrong it’s cool

    • @ojayojay4015
      @ojayojay4015 3 года назад

      @@godofcats6187 Grammar Nazi: He needs a train ride

    • @numberpie
      @numberpie 3 года назад +3

      I'm gonna cry if I think about this too much, its deeply depressing

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 года назад +1775

    One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: _"We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."_

    • @pamgypsyaries8049
      @pamgypsyaries8049 3 года назад +50

      This is perfect!🤣

    • @sandgorgon7431
      @sandgorgon7431 3 года назад +21

      Ok? And? Lemme see said photos

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 3 года назад +245

      Surely you know that the giant, invisible, heavily armed, robot penguin guards confiscated their cameras!

    • @TVCorpRPG
      @TVCorpRPG 3 года назад +127

      @@amanofmanyparts9120 Yeah, there are giant power ranger megazords protecting people from taking pictures of the edge of the earth.

    • @Chriss4123
      @Chriss4123 3 года назад +12

      @@sandgorgon7431 ???

  • @Doctor.Trolling
    @Doctor.Trolling 2 года назад +759

    A flat earther once told me that the moon was inside of earth’s atmosphere, therefore no human had ever been to space. He then linked an article about the geocorona. That same article used the round earth model.

    • @rayopeongo
      @rayopeongo 2 года назад +70

      As usual, they misinterpret everything. A few years ago, it was discovered that very, very, very thin wisps of the earth's atmosphere reach all the way out to the moon and beyond. So, technically, the flat earthers are correct to say that the moon is within the earth's atmosphere. However, that does not mean that the moon is closer than 250,000 miles, and certainly not the 3,000 to 5,000 miles away that flat earthers claim. It just means that the atmosphere extends much farther than we thought.

    • @Just-a-Metalhead
      @Just-a-Metalhead 2 года назад +9

      What a Galaxy brain move from that FE

    • @gmain1977
      @gmain1977 2 года назад +3

      @@rayopeongo it is not as far as what be been told by NASA

    • @rayopeongo
      @rayopeongo 2 года назад

      @@gmain1977
      "it is not as far as what be been told by NASA"
      Who the hell cares what NASA says or does? The earth was proven to be a spinning sphere orbiting the sun long before the US existed, never mind NASA. Even if everything that NASA has ever done was shown to be fake (and that will never happen), it still wouldn't prove that the earth was flat. The fact that flat earthers continuously harp on irrelevancies like NASA just shows how weak their arguments are.
      There are dozens of different observations and experiments that anyone can do to figure out for themselves the shape of the world and the organization of the solar system. The Flat Earth Math channel has a list of videos describing easy, inexpensive experiments you can do to figure out if the earth is flat or spherical. Here is the easiest one, and it completely debunks the idea that the moon is as close as flat earthers say it is.
      ruclips.net/video/HB6LQS4XC8g/видео.html
      Then there is this one. How do lunar eclipses work on a flat earth? Astronomers using the heliocentric model can predict decades in advance when they will happen. They can predict when they will start, when they will end, where they will be visible from, how they will look for anywhere on earth, and they will be precisely right about all of it every time. A lunar eclipse makes perfect sense in the heliocentric model. Meanwhile, flat earthers can't even agree on a possible flat earth explanation for lunar eclipses, never mind predict them. A lunar eclipse makes no sense at all in the flat earth model, and they know it too. Asking questions about lunar eclipses is a quick and easy way to get banned from flat earth social media.
      There was a lunar eclipse a couple of weeks ago, and tens of millions of people witnessed it. All you have to do is look up at the right time. There will be another one on November 8. If a lunar eclipse is visible in your area and the sky is clear, go ahead and have a look, then try to explain how what you saw with your own eyes works on a flat earth.
      Debunking the flat earth is so easy that anyone can do it, even you.

    • @adamn7125
      @adamn7125 2 года назад +15

      @@gmain1977 I don't even know at this point if it's a joke or genuine opinion...

  • @Corvus_Corax_2004
    @Corvus_Corax_2004 Месяц назад +6

    Honestly these videos are a great way to refresh my memory on basic science and math, especially since I've been out of school for a year and my job doesn't require me to use any of this info.
    Thank you for keeping my brain from turning to mush and keeping me entertained while at work. You're doing god's work out here, keep it up dude.

  • @OwnYourOwnBus101
    @OwnYourOwnBus101 Год назад +1023

    I once argued with a guy who insisted that the earth was flat. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it, but eventually he came around.

    • @defenestrated23
      @defenestrated23 Год назад +12

      I lol'd 😂

    • @RCNSV
      @RCNSV Год назад +48

      I don't even argue anymore. I just act like I'm interested. I ask to see the ice wall picture. Of course they can't provide one so I say What??? Lets go be famous and take a trip to the wall to prove everyone wrong once and for all" Of course they never want to go. I think they're just trolling people and don't believe the nonsense they're spouting

    • @rheiagreenland4714
      @rheiagreenland4714 11 месяцев назад +2

      stolen

    • @thedbcooperforum
      @thedbcooperforum 11 месяцев назад +3

      It's simple, none of them have shown the four edges, should be simple if it's flat, no?

    • @BryanVanGeffen
      @BryanVanGeffen 11 месяцев назад +6

      Some how the least and most funny joke I have heard all day. Good job bro

  • @gamer_garden1705
    @gamer_garden1705 3 года назад +831

    “Vacuums don’t suck.” Honestly the only thing that sucks here is the flat earth theory lol

    • @MrPaulMorris
      @MrPaulMorris 3 года назад +5

      But this is a _very_ common misconception. Did you never read that if the skin of a spacecraft (or even aircraft) were punctured the air (or crew) would be 'sucked' out--rather than 'blown' out by the higher interior pressure? Did you never hear that "Nature abhors a vacuum"--despite the vast majority of the universe being, more or less, a vacuum?
      Incidentally, vacuums are terribly hard to attain and maintain for we earthbound mortals simply because of the ever present atmosphere in which we live. Despite the decades that have since passed, I still remember all too clearly the tedium at university of plotting pressures as an oil diffusion pump ever-so-slowly did it's best to produce a hard vacuum before my lab time ended!

    • @gamer_garden1705
      @gamer_garden1705 3 года назад +3

      @Paul Morris I was just quoting him, also when there’s a hole in the spacecraft they are “sucked” out because when the air rushes out of the ship, it carries the passengers with it.

    • @OneWingedKing
      @OneWingedKing 3 года назад +12

      yes they do, fuck empty spaces

    • @serg9320
      @serg9320 3 года назад +11

      Stop spreading propoganda. Vacuums suck. Fuck em, fuck the lot of em. Nobody likes empty spaces anyways, get your shit together vacuums.

    • @comradepeter87
      @comradepeter87 3 года назад +4

      Vacuum doesn't suck, pressure expells.
      Imagine 20 people stuffed in the car. As soon as you open the doors, a bunch of them are gonna spill out. Does that mean outside "lack-of-people vacuum" sucked the inside "more-people air"? No, they were so tightly packed that upon release they all just expelled outside.
      Like air pressure, where molecules keep bumping into each other and fly away in the opposite direction after a collision (sometimes). If the opposite side is open (vacuum) and not occupied by same air molecules bumping into each other, they get expelled out.
      Back to the analogy, what if the van people were tied around with a thick-ass rope? Even after opening the door they won't fall out. People that had learnt that outside "lack of people vacuum" sucks, would get really confused by this phenomenon and say this is a hoax. But you my friend now know that the people were expelling out by their own means, and now they are tied by a rope so they can't.

  • @kittyh7500
    @kittyh7500 3 года назад +623

    Man Dave, I dunno if you can take these flat earthers, they have members all around the globe.

    • @rafaelkaruna7262
      @rafaelkaruna7262 3 года назад +19

      LOL that post became a huge meme

    • @Dave_Blank
      @Dave_Blank 3 года назад +6

      @Egon Your brain is smooth

    • @itzjustjacob5948
      @itzjustjacob5948 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide 3 года назад +4

      @@rafaelkaruna7262 Apparently the flat earth society (where that post came from) doesn't actually represent many actual flat earthers. SciManDan explained that this is the reason that he doesn't talk about them.

    • @anshsgh6092
      @anshsgh6092 3 года назад +1

      *OOOOOHHHHHH sound effect plays*

  • @duolingoowl9663
    @duolingoowl9663 4 месяца назад +43

    I can't believe flat earthers think vacuums suck >:(
    Vacuums are awesome

  • @Pedro_Guerrero
    @Pedro_Guerrero 4 года назад +1415

    "Oceans can't do this because they don't have wings"
    *Taking notes*

    • @Zacatk23
      @Zacatk23 4 года назад +31

      It's going to be a hard one for the test tomorrow

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 4 года назад +13

      @@Zacatk23 Let me catch my professor telling me that oceans dont have wings

    • @homecyber32283
      @homecyber32283 4 года назад +5

      thats a funny one

    • @shondellcelestine3315
      @shondellcelestine3315 4 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @zzzz_josh
      @zzzz_josh 4 года назад +8

      Pedro Guerrero Ribeiro fuck I dont understand i think I’m gonna fail the test

  • @jmuench420
    @jmuench420 2 года назад +1149

    When I first heard about flat earthers being a real thing I really thought they were going to have some elaborate beliefs about how the Earth must be flat when viewed from higher dimensions or something like that. Imagine my disappointment.

    • @reverendgaddy2435
      @reverendgaddy2435 2 года назад +43

      "Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

    • @EdreiiPuuerto
      @EdreiiPuuerto 2 года назад +34

      Oh, dear. Imagine mine when I grew to know that educational levels not only don't reach this level on many countries, but some even provide misinformation... At least on my teens in Mexico this is part of basic knowledge, basic education. Then I started working on call centers and found out that common sense... It's not so common...

    • @metpach
      @metpach 2 года назад +27

      @@EdreiiPuuerto oh yeah, when I worked at a call center I realized that the average person has no basic critical thinking skills.

    • @tyokabina2829
      @tyokabina2829 2 года назад +8

      Yea, Tolkien elves they are not.

    • @TheyCallMeIce
      @TheyCallMeIce 2 года назад +14

      you put more effort into flat earthers' hypothetical beliefs than their priests did into their actual arguements

  • @sheryndarryln.4614
    @sheryndarryln.4614 3 года назад +834

    Dave : say it together, vacuums don't suck.
    vacuum : thanks guys 🥺

    • @ixk01santiagosinapsis53
      @ixk01santiagosinapsis53 3 года назад +12

      This is underrated

    • @marijaskocic8754
      @marijaskocic8754 3 года назад +7

      Wouldn't vacuums be useless if they didn't suck?

    • @66sewage66
      @66sewage66 3 года назад +4

      @@marijaskocic8754 so pretty much they either suck or are useless😿

    • @marijaskocic8754
      @marijaskocic8754 3 года назад +3

      @@66sewage66 Yes that's how a vacuum works

    • @RiverTiger767
      @RiverTiger767 3 года назад +6

      @@marijaskocic8754 woooowwww that’s kinda rude ngl

  • @Kemahudson
    @Kemahudson 9 дней назад +5

    If Earth was flat, cats would have already knocked everything off of it.

  • @The_engineering_potato
    @The_engineering_potato Год назад +594

    “Because oceans Dont have wings” is one of my favorite quotes of all time

    • @olgersalas84
      @olgersalas84 Год назад +19

      Vacums dont suck is good too.

    • @N_the_man
      @N_the_man Год назад +1

      I need to find the time of this quote.
      EDIT: FOUND IT! 3:19

    • @Themasterofkeys.
      @Themasterofkeys. Год назад +2

      @@olgersalas84 9:03

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +2

      No but Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny gather up all the water that falls off the edge and put it back in the sea

    • @falc0n2222
      @falc0n2222 Год назад

      ​@@DenisBerthet huh

  • @gavintorres4815
    @gavintorres4815 2 года назад +1966

    I never thought I'd have to hear a grown adult explain to other grown "adults" that "The ocean doesn't have wings."

    • @3osprey
      @3osprey 2 года назад +11

      Same

    • @Wjjsndhao
      @Wjjsndhao 2 года назад +15

      It doesn't have wings

    • @BrewstoidOfficial
      @BrewstoidOfficial 2 года назад +8

      I was about to comment that the ocean has wings as a joke lol

    • @danebales712
      @danebales712 2 года назад +13

      Can you call these people adults

    • @Koretached
      @Koretached 2 года назад +4

      @@danebales712 is that a question or a request lmao

  • @Henriburger1
    @Henriburger1 4 года назад +634

    “Oceans can’t fly, because Oceans don’t have wings”
    Best quote I’ve heard this week

    • @Techience
      @Techience 4 года назад +1

      this year***

    • @thatfamiiiarnight3665
      @thatfamiiiarnight3665 4 года назад +4

      That quote is better than THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter 4 года назад +2

      @@thatfamiiiarnight3665 - The reference on this one is Very Strong.
      We can make a religion out of this.

    • @thatfamiiiarnight3665
      @thatfamiiiarnight3665 4 года назад +1

      @Brian Fernando #billwurtzfans

    • @darrenp428
      @darrenp428 4 года назад

      True, but......BUT I think they do, otherwise how does water get up there to become rain???? Ha ha, can’t answer me can you??!! haha 😂

  • @JamesMillis-v3w
    @JamesMillis-v3w 27 дней назад +24

    If the earth was flat there wouldn't be any time differences; the entire surface would be in light or darkness simultaneously.

    • @Twentycns
      @Twentycns 14 дней назад

      No no, the light is bent because theres magic. Totally.

    • @itsbatoon
      @itsbatoon 12 дней назад

      Mornings and nighttime would be a lot faster

  • @ERH2200
    @ERH2200 2 года назад +1971

    This video is a great example that the amount of energy needed to refute stupidity is much greater than the amount needed to produce it.

    • @HOLYHOUSE
      @HOLYHOUSE 2 года назад +39

      Exactly right. But what's even more sad is that the people who really need to hear it won't have their mind changed by it at all. The task is more daunting than you think. Darwinism is dead.

    • @krob5375
      @krob5375 2 года назад +13

      That stupidity and ignorance of general knowledge is somehow still so relevant today is unreal. So much info is available at your fingertips but these people can't seperate fact from fiction or use common sense. If these poor fools were the sole survives of an apocalypse, this world would be the movie idiocracy made real in just a few generations 😆

    • @dracoblizzard7944
      @dracoblizzard7944 2 года назад +22

      @@krob5375 If they were the only survivors of an apocalypse, one day one of their children would be like "hey, how come this rain drop is in the shape of a sphere?" and then they would kill them

    • @krob5375
      @krob5375 2 года назад +1

      @@dracoblizzard7944 🤣

    • @benjaminandrew9057
      @benjaminandrew9057 2 года назад +5

      This is why I don't bother trying it anymore. I have a cousin that is a flat earther....I unfriended him on FB and have nothing to do with him anymore. And my biggest problem was that he thought I was the bad one just because he didn't like me calling him stupid.

  • @niodedace9686
    @niodedace9686 4 года назад +1229

    My favorite part was “I hope you are familiar with rain”

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 4 года назад +1469

    “oceans don’t have wings” is something that had to be said to fully grown adults in 2020. Holy shit

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 4 года назад +65

      Really brings this meme into perspective:
      1950s - "There will be flying cars in 2020"
      2020 - "Oceans don't have wings"

    • @ministryofwrongthink6962
      @ministryofwrongthink6962 4 года назад +1

      Juliane Luhs lmao darn A.I. killing us all

    • @BeeBeau
      @BeeBeau 4 года назад +2

      I am the 69th like

    • @m.perspective101
      @m.perspective101 4 года назад +6

      Was sipping my coffee and accidentally spotted this comment- Now thanks some of it went through my nose! fvck! 😡😂😂

    • @0IIIIII
      @0IIIIII 4 года назад

      Well I don’t think you or most people could explain in scientific terms the points in the video.

  • @infectedearth
    @infectedearth 5 месяцев назад +35

    Let’s just remember that flat earthers disproved their own theory, and were left without words.

    • @adammmmmmmm
      @adammmmmmmm 5 месяцев назад +1

      Tank Senior

    • @infectedearth
      @infectedearth 5 месяцев назад

      @@adammmmmmmm who?

    • @ChickenNuggetManCNM
      @ChickenNuggetManCNM 2 месяца назад

      It happens surprisingly often, like one flat earther showing a picture of buildings below the horizon, and then saying "but they are father than expected (his math was wrong) so the earth is flat!"

  • @therileseffect2833
    @therileseffect2833 Год назад +1646

    I'll never forget when that Flat Earth group spent like 40 grand on a precision laser gyroscope to "prove the Earth doesn't rotate". They themselves calculated what the rotation should be, measured with the gyroscope, and literally proved that the Earth rotates. Their response then was the 40 thousand dollar precision laser gyroscope was wrong...

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 Год назад +65

      "thanks, Bob!"
      "sci-man dan" says that every time he shows that clip of Bob saying he DID detect "a 15 degree per hour drift".

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 Год назад +133

      "we're obviously not going to accept that" is one of their dumb quotes. it speaks for itself that they only want the _evidence_ that they wanna hear.

    • @elliottobias810
      @elliottobias810 Год назад

      I saw this experiment! They’re now raising funding for a BISMUTH CHAMBER to lock the gyroscope in because “obviously it said it was rotating because it could see the sky moving.” So they’re planning to shell out another dozen thousand or so to build this useless chamber.

    • @justinmercier293
      @justinmercier293 Год назад +98

      @@miraqen7801they demand proof, we show them proof, and then suddenly it’s not proof, because they don’t believe it

    • @g.b.1532
      @g.b.1532 Год назад

      The unbreakable delusions of some humans is the reason humanity sucks

  • @maxfan1591
    @maxfan1591 2 года назад +1156

    "Oceans do not have wings"
    You totally need that on your merch.
    I know I'd buy it.

    • @IAmOnFireLol
      @IAmOnFireLol 2 года назад +7

      Same

    • @maxfan1591
      @maxfan1591 2 года назад +12

      @@redspotaudio "The Bible teaches us that space doesn't exist
      That the earth is pressed out like clay under a seal.
      That it's fixed, immovable and sits on pillars.
      That it is covered by a dome (firmament) that the sun, moon and stars rotate above in the firmament and that there is water above the firmament.
      That there are 3 heavens.
      1. Our atmosphere
      2. The firmament
      3. The heavens of heavens where Gods throne is.
      Oh, and hell is a bottomless pit."
      That's nice, but it doesn't fit on merch as neatly as "Oceans do not have wings"

    • @tome_1701
      @tome_1701 2 года назад +4

      @@redspotaudio what's this got to do with their comment?

    • @tgstudio85
      @tgstudio85 2 года назад +8

      @@redspotaudio Bible is good only as toilet paper, and I use it accordingly;)

    • @maxfan1591
      @maxfan1591 2 года назад +3

      Oh, Alan Warrick deleted his comments.
      Just as well I saved one!
      In the meantime, please like my comment above and let's see if we can convince Professor Dave to do some new merch for us!

  • @samredmond728
    @samredmond728 3 года назад +558

    "Oceans don't have wings!" Is the best quote from this whole video

  • @Fridge_Minion
    @Fridge_Minion 5 месяцев назад +40

    How are we in 2024 and flat earthers still exit?

    • @themobiusfunction
      @themobiusfunction 5 месяцев назад +7

      That's the one thing globe-earthers can't explain.

    • @notaprogamer2782
      @notaprogamer2782 5 месяцев назад +5

      Let's hope in 2025, they start entering

    • @Stormie33
      @Stormie33 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think their numbers are actually even higher now than 3 years ago. You can't go on any earth or space -related post on Facebook without droves of these muppets shouting "CGI" or "NASA bad!" every other post.

    • @4C52
      @4C52 5 месяцев назад +2

      I think it's mostly due to the internet, flat earth as a 'memetic' was dying before the internet. It gave the few flat earthers that remained a way to share that idea and, eventually, it stuck with more and more vulnerable people

    • @AACMc
      @AACMc 5 месяцев назад +2

      I'm not being racist, but you have to agree most of these people are American. (7% of Americans also believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows )

  • @TheSaltBoiCometh
    @TheSaltBoiCometh 3 года назад +1837

    “The ocean doesn’t have wings” that fact that we need to explain to another human is insane in my mind

    • @ele_abnormal
      @ele_abnormal 3 года назад +69

      hold up
      oceans... don't have wings?
      didn't know that one.

    • @scottdixon2505
      @scottdixon2505 3 года назад +26

      Unfortunately there are far more idiots on the planet than we'd like to think.

    • @craftit290loop8
      @craftit290loop8 3 года назад +12

      “oMg ReAlLy?!1!!1!1!”

    • @imonocleman6045
      @imonocleman6045 3 года назад +4

      my new favorite quote XD

    • @nappssnapps2891
      @nappssnapps2891 3 года назад +13

      No lie, I had my 9 year old debate a flat earther.......and WON!

  • @ethanohl9779
    @ethanohl9779 2 года назад +1792

    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits -Albert Einstein

    • @nancychandler768
      @nancychandler768 Год назад

      Einstein was a tool of the global elite. Also gay

    • @nikos.r
      @nikos.r Год назад +28

      Genius has limits, stupidity is infinite

    • @zainabe9503
      @zainabe9503 Год назад +13

      Right. But I don't know which one is worse:
      the flat earthers with their ignorant belief system, or the so called "scientifically minded" folks berating the former from up high their ivory towers or high horses.
      At the end of the day, these "scientifically minded" people are usually getting ahead of themselves too.

    • @veikkoveljanen7475
      @veikkoveljanen7475 Год назад +4

      Ohh your funny.. ainstein said "everything IS relative" stick to your teachings, dAvE

    • @julianmarsh8384
      @julianmarsh8384 Год назад +11

      @@zainabe9503 that is sooooo wrong.

  • @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488
    @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488 2 года назад +779

    I recall seeing a seminar on gravity and space travel once and someone asked how difficult it is to overcome gravity. The professor just looked confused, jumped and said it's super insanely easy because of how weak gravity is in relation to the other forces that exist. However, the reason it's so hard is because of two reasons:
    - Distance
    - Mass
    We have a very, very, very far distance to go to leave Earth, and to do this we need fuel. But the fuel has mass we must overcome. But adding more fuel adds more mass. So you essentially need to add so much fuel that the downward force is so great that you lift yourself off the surface. Then, it gets easier and easier as you burn more and more fuel.
    But the actual concept of overcoming gravity?
    Stand up. You just beat gravity.

    • @maxfan1591
      @maxfan1591 2 года назад +61

      The example I like to use regarding the strength of gravity is that a tree can hold onto an apple with a stalk a couple of millimetres wide, against the gravitational pull of the rest of the Earth.

    • @xyex
      @xyex 2 года назад +34

      This is what so many seem to not be able to understand. Gravity is an incredibly weak force compared to other forces. It's just *constantly* being applied to/from anything with mass. The other forces we apply are not constant and/or require energy to maintain. So while they can overcome gravity temporarily gravity typically wins in the long term.
      My favorite is when you explain that gravity is weak and they ask "well then how is it keeping the oceans down?" Uh, because it's a force? And there's not a stronger force trying to pull the water away?

    • @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488
      @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488 2 года назад +15

      @@xyex shhh, it's because the flat disk is accelerating upward...

    • @markmcgehee3864
      @markmcgehee3864 2 года назад +1

      @@kaushikkashyap899 no that’s drugs

    • @RealDukeOfEarl
      @RealDukeOfEarl 2 года назад +3

      I remember someone asked Feynman once if an anti-gravity device could ever be invented. He said it already has. It's called the floor.

  • @michaelgutzmer3303
    @michaelgutzmer3303 26 дней назад +4

    Lauren Boebert recently stated that she is a flat earther. As a high school dropout and a member of Congress, we are in trouble as a nation.

  • @BananamanIsBannedAgain
    @BananamanIsBannedAgain Год назад +1884

    You know your argument is stupid when someone can debunk it by saying “oceans do not have wings”

    • @johndavis8174
      @johndavis8174 Год назад +19

      Wings wow how did Ocean get wings I must of missed that one that be neat to see!!

    • @DragonOfTheMortalKombat
      @DragonOfTheMortalKombat Год назад +39

      Or that southern hemisphere exists.

    • @geroffmilan3328
      @geroffmilan3328 Год назад +5

      💯 😂😂😂

    • @erdwin5613
      @erdwin5613 Год назад +18

      Yo when the ocean have wing💀

    • @thetrashmob2307
      @thetrashmob2307 Год назад +25

      @@erdwin5613 that patch is coming to your server in a few weeks

  • @domingoocho4374
    @domingoocho4374 3 года назад +760

    "Being dumb is like being dead, it's only painful for others."

  • @Jon651
    @Jon651 4 года назад +471

    Do any of us remember the kid in school who always said "Why do I need to study math, science, biology, social studies and history? I'll never use them in real life!" Well, that's how we got flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, science deniers, history deniers and sovereign citizens...

    • @11Megane23
      @11Megane23 4 года назад +14

      I've heard of, "Why do I need math for?" IRL, but not for science and biology yet.

    • @Eric_The_Cleric
      @Eric_The_Cleric 4 года назад +16

      "The nation that does not know history is doomed to repeat it."
      My favorite quote. It also kept me engaged in those boring ass history classes. Then again, I had a history teacher for a mom, so I already knew most of the important bits. History was doomed to be boring for me. 😅

    • @zub41r75
      @zub41r75 4 года назад +15

      And right wing people who think Jews and Muslims are sons of devils talking about evil and trying to take over the world. Yes people are very ignorant and stupid. Arguing with an intelligent person is hard arguing with an idiot is impossible. That's what these people are. They are part of a cult filled with ignorance and stupidity.

    • @elephoontoftheshanpes8103
      @elephoontoftheshanpes8103 4 года назад +2

      I see them all the time

    • @campfireaddict6417
      @campfireaddict6417 4 года назад +3

      Felt like that too -- hated it all, but I stuck with it. Actually I love numbers so I loved math, but the rest I learned by reading excellent literature over the years. I'm always stunned when flat-earthers deny numbers, while sitting at a PC.

  • @tysonjohn6714
    @tysonjohn6714 2 месяца назад +7

    "...to form rain, hopefully you're familiar with rain"

  • @quirkyturtle2625
    @quirkyturtle2625 5 лет назад +1184

    "Oceans cannot do this, because oceans do not have wings" this is honestly the greatest quote in the history of mankind

    • @sos_legio_primus
      @sos_legio_primus 5 лет назад +3

      There is a joke there about female hygiene products; that I am not gonna make. Also a RedBull ad slogan. ;-P

    • @tigerofdoom
      @tigerofdoom 5 лет назад +26

      I don't know, "The strawiest straw man that was ever made of straw" is pretty great

    • @petehjr1
      @petehjr1 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly, you're going to encourage them to dump all the redbull they can find into the ocean. Unless they are also throwing themselves into the ocean in the process, you shouldn't encourage them.

    • @OfficerBigMac2025
      @OfficerBigMac2025 5 лет назад +1

      LOOOL

    • @MVC4ThaLord
      @MVC4ThaLord 5 лет назад

      No

  • @space_gamer9146
    @space_gamer9146 4 года назад +498

    "Stop repeating what you hear on flat earth videos and catch up to the 17th century"
    My favorite quote of all time

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад +10

      Lol, even most educated people in the 17th century know more than these flat-earthers.

    • @aaronwalker8847
      @aaronwalker8847 4 года назад

      It is yall science worshippers who need to catch up to the times.. Yall are 1000s of years behind.. SCIENCE IS THE NEWWEST OF ALL RELIGIONS, BUT ACTUALLY ITS ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE. IN A NEW PACKAGE.. AND THE TECH THEY GOT NOW, AINT NOTHIN LIKE WHAT THEY HAD CAUSED THE FLOOD AND BABEL... I GUESS CUZ BAK THEN, MORE FOLKS KNEW HOW THE EARTH ACTUALLY WORKS BACK THEN..
      REGULAR "CITIZEN" / ENSLAVED FOLKS , "MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASSES", ARE TAUGHT A FALSE SCIENCE KABBALAH.. TO HIDE THE SUPER HARMFUL NATURE OF THE STUFF THE ACTUAL KABBALISTS/ SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN UP TO..
      Theyve been able to destroy the earth, because the citizens/ enslaved folks are taught lies about what they and the earth are.. Thats how the rich folks stay rich (actual)"knowledge is power".. The science kabbalah regular evry day slaves are taught is to make us stupid.. THE SLAVES ARE TAUGHT FICTIONAL LIES ABOUT HOW THE EARTH AND OUR OWN BODIES WORK... AND NONE OF THIS IS NEW, ITS A COMMON PRACTICE OF EVERY KINGDOM EVER AROSE..
      THE RICH STAY RICH BY KEEPING YOU DOWN.. Not that you wanna be rich..
      Heres how creation works..
      OUR CREATORS RADIATE THE MAGNETISM THAT ANIMATES AND GIVES LIFE TO ALL OF CREATION.. And the earth is the center of a huge, super complex, magnetic system.. ELECTRO MAGNETIC FREQUENCIES ARE EVERYTHING AND THEY GOVERN EVERYTHING.. Including GRAVITY..
      BIOLOGICAL LIFE CAN ONLY EXIST ON THE MAGNETIC PLAIN OF INERTIA.. AND THATS WHAT WE CALL EARTH.. And the earths centrifugal and centripedal forces control the heavens.. And the "heavenlies" are also magnetic and so effect one another and the earth .. AND IT ALL WORKS LIKE CLOCKWORK.. IN FACT ITS HOW CLOCKS AND CALANDERS WORK! AND HOW THE NAVIGATORS HAVE ALWAYS USED THE SAME STARS TO NAVAGATE WITH (until recently, since theyve been filling the world with tech that caused polar shifts twice before "the flood and babel" .. AND ITS HOW THE NORTH STAR ALWAYS SITS ABOVE MAGNETIC NORTH..
      AND ITS HOW ELECTRONICS, SONAR, RADAR, ELECTRICITY, LIGHT, SOUND SMELL TASTE EVERYTHING WORKS.. WHICH IS WHY SCREWIN WITH DNA AND ELECTRO MAGNETIC FREQUENCIESS IS SO TERRIBLY BAD.. IT THROWS OFF CREATIONS MAGNETIC BALANCE, AND CAUSES magnetic SHIFT.. WHICH SHUTS DOWN WHATS KILLING THE EARTH, AND RESETS ITS MAGNETISM..
      This coming magnetic shift, will be the 3rd one the devils and minions have caused the same way.. And its coming very soon now "the heavens will be shaken and islands moved from their place ".. Cuz "unless these days are cut short no flesh (life) will survive"... AND THATS WHAT THE GOVS ARE PREPPING THE WORLD FOR TOO!!! THEY KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT, THEY ARE INTENTIONALLY FORCING GODS HAND..

    • @billstrash6646
      @billstrash6646 4 года назад +3

      @Aaron Walker I would argue but I do not argue with fucking rocks placed on a paste button.

    • @aaronwalker8847
      @aaronwalker8847 4 года назад

      @@billstrash6646 Argue away.. Its what Im here for.. To be hated and falsly acused.. I havnt met a false accuser yet, who didn go away having learned something.. We dont take this job personal, "we took up pur cross which is rejection from family friends and the world when we were chosen for and accepted this job.. ITS ALL RIGHT THERE IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION.. YOUR REACTION IS AS OLD AS THE 1ST EVER PROPHET, SHOOT, THEY EVEN FALSLY ACCUSED, HATED, AND OR THOUGHT CRAZY, AND MURDERED OUR FATHERS YODHAVOVHA'S ONLY SON, OUR ONLY SAVIOUR!
      Its the tradition to falsly accuse, hate, and or think gods messengers batt crap crazy.. We dont mind. It doesnt affect us any kind of way..
      If you had read a bible before.. Youd know that all Ive said is true.. But argue away if you feel like it, its what Im here for.. Its how goodhearted false accusers get seeds of truth planted in their hearts☺

    • @aaronwalker8847
      @aaronwalker8847 4 года назад

      @@potatoman6556 Im no christian.. I well know that the popes embodie the spirit of lucifer, that they are in fact "the vicors of jesus the foretold false christs".. Formerly roman emporers...
      I represent Yahoshua the real christ ,, who is 1000 percent antireligious... He taught the world about their built right in hearts through his disciples, after his ascension back to heaven.. And in so doing caused jeruselum to fall 30 years after his ascension back to heaven,, and rome to fall shortly after.. And so the roman emporers sent out the "christian crusaders" who murdered all of Yahoshuas disciples on account of HIS NAME, as foretold.. "they made war with the saints and overcame them" as foretold ... And as foretold they hid Yahoshuas name from the world, and hid the worlds hearts from them...
      And roughly 300 years after Yahoshuas death and ressurection the roman emporers switcbed to being called popes, the "vicors of jesus" the foretold false christs... And they and the hebrew religious leaders started the foretold apostacy christianity, and the final kingdom "christendom"... And as foretold they have decieved the whole entire world...
      Indoctrinated and enslaved the world by deception using the foretold false gospel that is christianity.. And as foretold "the devils perform signs and wonders in the name of the false christs" and there have been many popes, so as foretold "many fakse christs".. THEY RULE THE WORLD "ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME"..
      THEY ALSO INDOCTRINATED THE WORLD WITH SCIENCE WHICH IS KABBALAH.. THE VATICAN IS BEHIND ALL OF THE SCHOOLS, SCIENTISTS, ANDFALSE HISTORIANS IN THE WORLD.. EVERY KINGDOM REWRITES HISTORY AND HIDES THE REAL HISTORY. "Christendom" is no different.. The jesus the false christs run all religion, politics/governments, entertainment/ sports, science/ kabbalah, news, everything.. They are the head perpetuators of the foretold "a great deception that could decieve if it were POSSIBLE even the elect ".. Lucifer the head devils top dog minion..
      Thats why the bible is relevent..Cuz its perfectly accurate when we read the books like books and accept what they say,, AND CUZ ITS A ACCURATE HISTORY OF THE KINGDOMS AND WHAT HAPPENED TO EM.. And CUZ YAHOSHUA THE REAL CHRIST DIDN COME TEACHIN NO NEW STINKIN RELIGION!! HE CAME TEACHING US THE REALITY OF THINGS AND ABOUT OUR OWN BODIES.. Our HEARTS built right in to every man woman and child.. Its a 2 way transponder trannciever for connecting us with god via spirit frequency.. With gods laws written on it.. Our hearts are for sensing spirit frequencies, good or bad.. Bad spirits are free to influence the world doesnt know about their actual hearts.. And our minds translate spirit frequency into thought and thought into spirit frequency.. The bible teaches us how to be whole/ holy creations.. THATS WHY ITS SO VERY VERY IMPORTANT!
      And the bible is also relevent

  • @blitzolive8893
    @blitzolive8893 2 года назад +2186

    arguing with a smart person is challenging, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible

    • @winningsmile844
      @winningsmile844 2 года назад +53

      -A Wise Person

    • @lancergt13lancer32
      @lancergt13lancer32 2 года назад +28

      Its very Sad honestly.

    • @florencedelves7409
      @florencedelves7409 2 года назад +74

      It's because they always think they're correct even when they're not, and they will not except under any circumstances that they are wrong. Long story short arguing with an absolute idiot is like arguing with a wall, don't do it, you'll drive yourself crazy bu how stupid they are.

    • @Dirpinations1234
      @Dirpinations1234 2 года назад +2

      @@florencedelves7409 🤓🤓🤓

    • @robertalinovi3791
      @robertalinovi3791 2 года назад

      Funny

  • @davidletarte214
    @davidletarte214 6 месяцев назад +22

    "catch up to the 17th century" 🤣 perfect

  • @sebastianbrand8406
    @sebastianbrand8406 4 года назад +355

    The sentence “Oceans do not have wings” is a sentence I would not imagine hearing and yet here we are.

    • @epicgamer2701
      @epicgamer2701 4 года назад +12

      That is what it takes to teach the Flat Earthers common sense because they are stupid.

    • @irtifairshad2646
      @irtifairshad2646 4 года назад +2

      It shows you in this year and age we still have to talk dumb with some people to help them realise how dumb they actually are.

    • @shadow4725
      @shadow4725 4 года назад +4

      @Joe Smith we found ourselves a flat earther my guys...

    • @shadow4725
      @shadow4725 4 года назад +2

      @Joe Smith he said birds use wings to generate force against the gravity to fly....without wings generating force they accelerates to the ground of course..

    • @tajmisquitta3536
      @tajmisquitta3536 4 года назад +2

      Well, it's only true until Redbull starts dumping waste into the oceans.

  • @boringblaziken8122
    @boringblaziken8122 3 года назад +1373

    flat earthers call us sheep for listening to trained professionals at school, when they watch one RUclips video with no evidence at all they immediately believe it

    • @nebtheweb8885
      @nebtheweb8885 3 года назад +88

      Correct. Thats what happens when the gullible binge-watch too many anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjob youtube videos made by OTHER anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjobs. Once that happens they suddenly become one of the chosen few that know DA TROOF!!! Lol!!

    • @nathanGC__
      @nathanGC__ 3 года назад +6

      Being watame is better than stupid >

    • @boringblaziken8122
      @boringblaziken8122 3 года назад +43

      sometimes i think that flat earthers aren't even real, just trolls on the internet.

    • @boringblaziken8122
      @boringblaziken8122 3 года назад +3

      @@nathanGC__ what is a watame?

    • @nathanGC__
      @nathanGC__ 3 года назад +5

      @@boringblaziken8122 a 2d sheep woman :V

  • @lemon3389
    @lemon3389 5 лет назад +1551

    "vacuums don't suck"
    Vacuums around the world : Thank you for your kind words

    • @timmeke_8213
      @timmeke_8213 5 лет назад +7

      They kinda do tho

    • @timmeke_8213
      @timmeke_8213 5 лет назад +5

      They do though

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 5 лет назад +20

      TimBilliet there is a difference between "vacuum cleaner" and just "vacuum"

    • @timmeke_8213
      @timmeke_8213 5 лет назад +6

      @@arthurthekyogre9155 people call a vacuum cleanera vacuum too right?

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 5 лет назад +15

      TimBilliet people say it, but it's not the right word

  • @ViceMightBeTaken
    @ViceMightBeTaken 20 дней назад +3

    Here after 5 years, thank you flat earthers for making this man popular so i can binge watch his videos.

  • @creamjawn
    @creamjawn 3 года назад +430

    i’m not a flat earther but some of the things that he’s saying in this video taught me better than my school did

    • @creamjawn
      @creamjawn 3 года назад

      @Screw youtube what

    • @creamjawn
      @creamjawn 3 года назад

      @Screw youtube are you going to explain

    • @creamjawn
      @creamjawn 3 года назад

      @Screw youtube what

    • @creamjawn
      @creamjawn 3 года назад

      @Screw youtube what

    • @sreejithsreeram1932
      @sreejithsreeram1932 3 года назад

      Yep.... he's a great explainer

  • @hateislove3947
    @hateislove3947 5 лет назад +643

    "Oceans don't have wings"
    "Water is not magic"
    -The more you know.

    • @benheinz8817
      @benheinz8817 5 лет назад +12

      I'm, like, 90% sure that water is magic. It does some _weird_ crap...

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 5 лет назад +5

      Ben Heinz I think your *italization* is magic. I don't know how to do it...
      Bold is *

    • @matthewleduc2288
      @matthewleduc2288 5 лет назад

      @@iwbmo i believe italics is just **

    • @GDCilia
      @GDCilia 5 лет назад +1

      Matthew Leduc No it's _ as I know

    • @_Arminius
      @_Arminius 5 лет назад +4

      Side note: you can use YayText (free) or something alike for more elaborate text. I always have it open in a small window to the right of my screen. ℐ𝓉'𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎

  • @thecoconutgum
    @thecoconutgum 3 года назад +393

    Remember, if you ever feel dumb, remember that flat earthers exist

  • @Velnio_Išpera
    @Velnio_Išpera 19 дней назад +3

    Dave: “Oceans don’t have wings.”
    Flat Earthers: "How dare you! Prove this!"

  • @Mehk
    @Mehk 4 года назад +580

    People thought we would have flying cars by 2020, but instead here we are having to remind people that oceans don’t have wings.

    • @c4121na
      @c4121na 4 года назад

      William Robb I see

    • @christophermenchaca4266
      @christophermenchaca4266 4 года назад

      The world lies in are hands, and what too we do as humans. we kill one another. For what it's not about flat or not but the lies told to us by are Parents and their parents parents life is a joy full wonder . If u fight by a sword then u die by the sword live life how.you want it to be.holy or unholy Amen on your soul

    • @ruhundesilva2974
      @ruhundesilva2974 4 года назад +2

      Dude, u made my day

    • @PaTrick-cf6ev
      @PaTrick-cf6ev 4 года назад +2

      Seriously? No wings? U gotta be kidding me!

    • @mrbuzz5251
      @mrbuzz5251 4 года назад +1

      This is fake in 1999 it has been proofed that it has wings wake up.

  • @danqarious4733
    @danqarious4733 4 года назад +695

    "You seem to think space is a vacuum cleaner...' I died

    • @youtuberewind3287
      @youtuberewind3287 4 года назад +6

      Well if you look at tv shows and movies they work like that

    • @kennylee6499
      @kennylee6499 4 года назад +24

      RUclips Rewind In like air locks opening? Yes, because of pressure. Since there is nothing in space, it has very low pressure. In spaceships, there’s a lot of air squeezed into a big metal can. When there is an opening, that air rushes from high pressure to low pressure which is why people/things fly out into space.

    • @MrGoreBloodyGore
      @MrGoreBloodyGore 4 года назад +6

      I need space to clean my room lol

    • @jamaya730
      @jamaya730 4 года назад +2

      @@youtuberewind3287
      Was Spaceballs a documentary?🤔

    • @Vasilinho84
      @Vasilinho84 4 года назад +3

      @@Cardboardbrokeboi Yea, Dubay tried after more than 1 and a half year to "debunk" this video, by parroting the same argument Dave said all flerfs use. Such a smart guy Eric is. Flerf fails are the best.

  • @nzurimalkia6293
    @nzurimalkia6293 3 года назад +445

    I just want to thank you for debunking everything my family member has said to me to convince me of this lunacy! I thought all of this was settled centuries ago! I watched your other 3 videos and am sending them to him.

    • @Dmacxxx77
      @Dmacxxx77 3 года назад +21

      You might be better off just taking them out back and putting them down Old Yeller style.

    • @jaquinlaner9128
      @jaquinlaner9128 3 года назад +14

      Did they change there ways. Or are telling you that your not open minded????

    • @Fesh3314
      @Fesh3314 3 года назад +8

      honestly if I ever heard one of my family members say "the earth is flat you stupid" I'd punch him in the face and say: go watch professor dave and come back to me, and if you don't understand any of his words because you won't, go back to high scool.

    • @sidr8920
      @sidr8920 3 года назад +2

      @@Fesh3314 why not preschool?

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems 3 года назад +7

      @@jaquinlaner9128
      On rare occasions, someone who is trying to convince me of a nonsensical claim will accuse me of not being "open-minded" to the claim.
      My response is that I'm exactly TWICE as open-minded as they are. That's because, while they will only consider the possibility that the claim is TRUE, I'm also obliged to consider that it may be FALSE.

  • @G0NZ-b9y
    @G0NZ-b9y 25 дней назад +6

    Can you imagine a reality show of flat earthers trying to find the edge? Lol

    • @jo_de_pro1973
      @jo_de_pro1973 25 дней назад +1

      Lol

    • @CrypticWorms
      @CrypticWorms 23 дня назад +3

      They would probably say. “OH ITS FAKE, IT WAS AN INVISIBLE PORTAL AND IT TELEPORTED US BACK ITS FLAT I SWEAR THE EARTH IS FLAT IM RIGHT YOURE WRONG” or something

    • @Southern176
      @Southern176 16 дней назад +2

      Nah, they just wouldn’t go on the show because “the government won’t let them go”