BS Creepypasta Storytime: Zelda 64 Beta

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @Eric-yt7fp
    @Eric-yt7fp 6 лет назад +75

    "Was Ocarina of Time based on A Link to the Past?" Yeah, they both have pretty similar beats. Collect three items representing the three goddesses, get the Master Sword, go into a dark, mirror version of the world, find people trapped in dungeons who then allow you to enter Ganon's Castle, play tennis with a wizard and then kill Ganon.

  • @All4Tanuki
    @All4Tanuki 6 лет назад +187

    23:45 to skip the intro

    • @Wockes
      @Wockes 6 лет назад +25

      thanks, I'm just here for the endslate anyway

    • @jysaw1
      @jysaw1 6 лет назад +11

      god bless

    • @JadeiteMcSwag
      @JadeiteMcSwag 6 лет назад +8

      ha

    • @christopher7692
      @christopher7692 6 лет назад +6

      they are clearly joking why would they wanna skip to the endslate

    • @damianluna7700
      @damianluna7700 5 лет назад +7

      Everyone knows that the only thing we like listening to is Yuriofwind rambling.

  • @SuperZombieBros
    @SuperZombieBros 6 лет назад +69

    Yuri: You can't jump in Zelda!
    And then Breath of the Wild happened letting Link do the most basic action in a video game.

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 6 лет назад +8

      It's also a game with a much bigger emphasis on freeroaming, and had a TON of lore you could get by wandering around. As well as mini dungeons similar to the big dungeons, but without bosses.
      I think we're onto something here...

    • @thunderguyer
      @thunderguyer 4 года назад +3

      I know in the ACTUAL OoTs beta,it was meant to have you be able to jump. So kudos to the author for taking that rather obscure fact and adding it into the story

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 года назад +4

      Okay but did it have sliding blocks?
      It's not a Zelda game without sliding blocks.

    • @AlinktoPersona
      @AlinktoPersona 2 года назад +2

      You were allowed to jump during the early phases of OoT. It saved for BotW.

    • @thechampion2430
      @thechampion2430 5 месяцев назад

      You could jump in Zelda II. Not really sure why it took until BotW for them to add it back in again.

  • @Yuriofwind
    @Yuriofwind  6 лет назад +210

    This is a tad longer video. Whoops. Kappa

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 6 лет назад +10

      Well, that means more of your voice. Which makes us happy.

    • @mikestrong3512
      @mikestrong3512 6 лет назад

      Yuriofwind i hate longer vids dont make more.
      Super ultra Kappa.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +8

      Yuriofwind It's been so long since I've seen a Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime when it was new. ☺

    • @HYPERYoshi5
      @HYPERYoshi5 6 лет назад +4

      Long videos are good!!
      many happy

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 лет назад +9

      Yuriofwind wait 2 Yuriofwind videos in the same month? What is this 2011 XD oh god that was 7 years ago!

  • @t-wrecksthenerdasaur7468
    @t-wrecksthenerdasaur7468 6 лет назад +64

    navigable (adjective) -
    1 a : deep enough and wide enough to afford passage to ships
    navigable waterways
    b : capable of being navigated
    navigable terrain
    2 : capable of being steered

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +1

      So, it is a word. Yuriofwind was right, as usual. Thanks for the definitions.

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 6 лет назад +18

    "What used to be Redeads, there was a large spiral staircase"
    Well-known fact, Redeads can turn into spiral staitcases.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +2

      I didn't know that. Although, I thought redeads could only turn into rupees or hearts and jars.

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu 6 лет назад +97

    *Sees title*
    "My pants haven't felt that tight in months"

    • @ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538
      @ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538 6 лет назад +3

      NoFlu
      Why

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +1

      @@ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538 Probably a reaction from seeing the title. If I had to guess, probably a fan of yuriofwind. Like you or me.

  • @stephenfiler3204
    @stephenfiler3204 6 лет назад +45

    Why do all these creepy pasta carts have to have tape? Why can't any of them have the cheap placeholder label that actual dev carts had?

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 6 лет назад +12

    "You can't jump in Zelda!"
    15:00 - WTF do you call that, then? 😂

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +6

      Falling with style?

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 7 месяцев назад

      I think he meant that there's no dedicated jump button. You auto-jump when you run off a ledge.
      EDIT: More realistically, the author meant that they jumped irl due to being surprised and Yuri was just snarking lol

  • @walkermorris7698
    @walkermorris7698 6 лет назад +51

    I think this is the first one without the word “Hyper-realistic” in it.

    • @Sylpphire
      @Sylpphire 5 лет назад +1

      A miracle if I've ever seen one

  • @SizzleDragon
    @SizzleDragon 6 лет назад +98

    Staring at me with D R Y. S O U L E S S. E Y E B A L L S.

  • @JCOdrjones
    @JCOdrjones 6 лет назад +47

    This is the first time in what feels like a long while that the actual content of the video is longer than the endslate. I'm actually amazed, neat.

  • @xtYLT2IY8
    @xtYLT2IY8 6 лет назад +63

    *THIS ISN'T A ZELDA GAME! THERE'S NO SLIDING BLOCKS!*

  • @lucasandersons
    @lucasandersons 6 лет назад +173

    Sees new video: 30 MINUTES..... how long is the endslate?

    • @DarkenedAuras7653
      @DarkenedAuras7653 6 лет назад +20

      29 minutes

    • @ddsnutz2917
      @ddsnutz2917 6 лет назад +7

      31 minutes

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +1

      @@ddsnutz2917 I feel it might be around 40 to 45 minutes. And then the Endslate will be about 2 or 5 months long. This year. It might be done by this or next year. Let's look at the behind the scenes of the making of Endslate. Or Endslate, Parts 1+2+3.

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 6 лет назад +4

    Gotta love that Deadly Premonition theme in the background - really prepares you for the scares!

  • @damianluna7700
    @damianluna7700 6 лет назад +21

    Finally, a new story! I don't even care if it's actually good, I just love Yuriofwind's commentary!
    EDIT: Okay nevermind about the story being good, because it's not, I just finished reading it, I have a feeling that while Yuri was away being sick or reading trollasta stories, that people are starting to sneak in bad stories again.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +4

      Damian Luna This story isn't good though.
      EDIT: If Yuriofwind ever actually read "good" (or decent) stories, he shouldn't categorize it under Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime.

    • @damianluna7700
      @damianluna7700 6 лет назад +5

      ADP1998 I know, I just said IF it's good, plus I haven't read it yet.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +4

      Damian Luna Just listening to this story was boring. The protagonist described EVERYTHING that was going on.

    • @asra-5180
      @asra-5180 6 лет назад +2

      ADP1998 he could do that for april first.

  • @chaochap6390
    @chaochap6390 6 лет назад +27

    Wow... Even the "good" end of creepy pasta gets a bit silly... Moaning music? Sounds like something you'd hear on the today's hits station!

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy 3 года назад +2

    Word of the day: Navigable (Nav-i-ga-ble /ˈnavəɡəb(ə)l/)
    Adj.
    -
    (of a waterway or sea) able to be sailed on by ships or boats.
    "a navigable channel"
    -(of a track or road) suitable for vehicles.
    "a good cart track, navigable by cars"
    -(of a website) easy to move around in.
    "the use of white space can help make your mobile-optimized site clearer and more navigable"

  • @Theepieguy
    @Theepieguy 6 лет назад +25

    Honestly I just like hearing your voice, so any story time is good story time to me.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +2

      Same here. I wonder if there's anyone out there who can even come close to having an amazing voice like Yuri's, but a girl version. Or maybe you have a voice on par with his?

  • @kumatheronin8961
    @kumatheronin8961 6 лет назад +20

    i shit my pants the moment i read that title......zelda 64 beta. i feel chills

  • @snowinglight8651
    @snowinglight8651 6 лет назад +3

    I laughed so hard when the Deadly Premonition music started. I love you XD

  • @U-Flame
    @U-Flame 6 лет назад +12

    My favorite types of creepypasta are ones that can actually take place in reality. The two that come to mind are Pokemon Cursed Black and Pokemon Lost Silver. Both stories are about the creepy things going on in the game itself. No coming out of the TV to curse them in real life or any bullshit. Just what is contained in a game. Even if the stories were made up, coming across a creepy fangame in reality is entirely possible. Which is why its neat when people recreate those games. I never did get into ones like Ben Drowned and that Godzilla one, because its all some haunted curses and shit.

    • @fireassassin123
      @fireassassin123 6 лет назад +4

      U. Flame I understand what you're saying and agree that it gets annoying when creepypastas include bullshit like cursed carts and plushes coming out of TVs, but Godzilla NES was actually a pretty good read IMO

    • @U-Flame
      @U-Flame 6 лет назад +1

      fireassassin123 the Godzilla one was a good read. It felt like a neat nonfiction novel. That's why it's annoying that's it's one of those that tries to say it's real.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 2 года назад +2

      another good one is Snow on Mt. Silver. Nothing cursed or haunted. Just... a code that glitches up sprites and edits stuff. And normal everyday trauma from seeing something disturbing.

  • @lizzieva1646
    @lizzieva1646 6 лет назад +18

    A red cartridge with no label having the name written in sharpy marker? Where have I heard this before???

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 6 лет назад +3

      wait, wait this one's RED! that's new...right?

    • @lizzieva1646
      @lizzieva1646 6 лет назад +5

      Peucoman Yes you're right this man is a pioneer

    • @fireassassin123
      @fireassassin123 6 лет назад +3

      Peucoman strange... I seem to remember a Spiderman game on the n64 with a red cartridge

    • @angelstone2424
      @angelstone2424 6 лет назад +1

      Ben drowned

  • @jlfajsdlfjaslfdj
    @jlfajsdlfjaslfdj 6 лет назад +43

    2 uploads in 1 week? What is it 2013?

  • @Schwarzorn
    @Schwarzorn 6 лет назад +2

    Haha. * Link whips out his ocarina and starts playing Cha-la Head-cha-la *
    ♪Breaking through the shining clouds
    I'm gonna fly away, fly away
    Spreading through my body, feel the power through my soul♪

  • @Kiranna499
    @Kiranna499 6 лет назад +5

    I think when they say based off A Link to the Past they mean how the game progresses, collect 3 things then go collect 5 more things

  • @vincentharris8291
    @vincentharris8291 5 лет назад +2

    Yuriofwind: *makes 30 minute video with 2 ads*
    Morgz: *makes 10 minute video with 12 ads*

  • @maroyo3805
    @maroyo3805 6 лет назад +13

    3 Yuri videos in a week, we have been blessed

  • @Xaddgx
    @Xaddgx 6 лет назад +7

    High quality creepypastas are about as rare as shiny Pokémon. Unfortunately, there are no high quality creepypasta generators you can use.

  • @momamario
    @momamario 6 лет назад +2

    Honestly this just sounded like a pretty cool zelda game idk what that guy's hangups were, I'd play it

  • @CrisperPoet
    @CrisperPoet 6 лет назад +3

    The creepiest thing here is how freakishly long the happy mask salesman's arm is in the borders.
    Edit: Navigable is in fact a word, it just means that the path described can be traversed.

  • @furbearingbrick
    @furbearingbrick 4 года назад +3

    welp, the gigaleak and subsequent restoration of the prototype assets/dungeons suddenly rendered this creepypasta obselete! whoopsie!

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 6 лет назад +42

    Huh. I've been marathoning these lately, and here's another one.

    • @PsychoIncarnate666
      @PsychoIncarnate666 6 лет назад +1

      Same thing happened when I marathoned them in October. Was watching them because it was Halloween then bam. New one at the end

    • @live_kaito_reaction
      @live_kaito_reaction 6 лет назад +1

      The Goldn Guy someone turn this into a creepypasta

  • @shujinko45fox
    @shujinko45fox 6 лет назад +3

    A creepypasta storytime based on a beta and is released on my birthday? Damn, combination of both of my favorite things

  • @Nate-hb8tw
    @Nate-hb8tw 5 лет назад +1

    Yuri was one of my favorite RUclipsrs. Sometimes, on nights like tonight, I go back and watch his old vidoes... just to remember the good times, when he was still with us.

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 6 лет назад +10

    Was I the only one expecting the story to mention a stopwatch at some point?

  • @bastmode882
    @bastmode882 6 лет назад +12

    Yay I'm glad to see you back yuri this is my favorite segment :)

  • @einwasill
    @einwasill 6 лет назад +3

    6:04
    Blacker than the blackest void
    **Screen cuts to Mr. Popo**

  • @TheRedTurtlez
    @TheRedTurtlez 6 лет назад +6

    When I saw this, I suddenly jumped up straight with a big smile on my face!
    Thanks Yuri!

  • @a.r.69
    @a.r.69 6 лет назад +22

    I’ve never been so excited to watch a video since the KH3 announcement trailer...the difference is that I wasn’t disappointed by the end 😂

  • @Joe_334
    @Joe_334 6 лет назад +4

    Um, going down that well and going into the shadow temple, dealing with some of those terrifying monsters such as gibdos/ ReDeads. There was some creepy shit in this game and the sequel..

  • @TheN64man
    @TheN64man 6 лет назад +1

    14:02 ok, so you see some scary stuff and keep going, but then see the thing you DID want and you turn it off. Ok.

  • @fireassassin123
    @fireassassin123 6 лет назад +2

    For anybody wondering, endslate starts at 23:19

  • @protoplasm-1
    @protoplasm-1 6 лет назад +6

    For a second it thought you were serious about this story being good, I was kinda disappointed until you started reading.

  • @Candythekitty1152
    @Candythekitty1152 6 лет назад +5

    This was the first thing I saw after waking up. Perfect start to any day.

  • @chicago2745
    @chicago2745 6 лет назад +3

    Possible one of the funniest BCS I think you've ever done.

  • @Danielsbigfish
    @Danielsbigfish 6 лет назад +7

    I like the idea of reading stories of higher quality. Not sure if it should be categorized under bullshit creepypasta storytime, but I’ll still give it my approval. Wouldn’t mind more of it in the future, as long as it’s still entertaining.

  • @Invalourrr-vb3xo
    @Invalourrr-vb3xo 6 лет назад +33

    I've made a creepy pasta... listen if you dare...
    Once. Long ago. I went to my local game stop. Just for the fun of it. Then I found a game named B L O O D. It was rated M (for mature). So I wanted to by it. But the tag said it was free! So I took it and left game stop. I got home u about 30.9 minutes. And when I put the game into my Wii u. My screen went RED, which wouldn't be a problem. But then the red started to leak out of the TV. It smelt so real... hyper real... IT SMELT LIKE BLOOD!!! I was so scared. I only sat on my room for 1.2 minutes before I got up and ran to the door. BUT THEN THE DOOR BECAME BLOOD!!! I WAS LOCKED IN!!! So I jumped out of my window and feel on my yard. Then... MY HOUSE BECAME BLOOD AND MELTED INTI THE FLOOR!!!! based on a true story.

  • @akumashindorballomu
    @akumashindorballomu 6 лет назад +31

    Hell froze. Yuri sempai FINALLY reads a creepypasta in like forever! T_T

  • @MadMamluk88
    @MadMamluk88 6 лет назад +3

    Little did the author know HE was the missing child because the game told him to leave and follow his instincts once before. OooooOOhhh!

  • @someweirdlookingdude7901
    @someweirdlookingdude7901 6 лет назад +2

    Are leader has awakened once more to bless us with glory of a new video. Praise the Wind of Yuri

  • @HighPriestFuneral
    @HighPriestFuneral 6 лет назад

    ..I think he's playing Bloodborne and hallucinating it as Zelda 64. Dark void where you can walk in, Noghtmare of Mensis Basement, check. "grotesque bloodstained" temple, Chalice Dungeons, check. No puzzles, check. Moaning and sobbing, double check. Booby-traps, check. "send you back to the darkness". Respawning at the lamp, check, dead adventurers that even have items? That Is Demon Souls/Dark Souls/Bloodborne staple. So... he attacked the face wall, and it made a sound like he was in Jabu-Jabu, terrifying.
    Actually some of the things he's describing can be found in "Beta Quest" a nearly black field, default beta quest, "White background which reveals something" is bizarrely part of the cutscene with Zelda sending Link back to the past, in the beta quest it shrouds the field with a white light which passes by, admittedly a little eerie.
    Nightmares...? Heaven forbid this guy ever play the Shadow Temple or Bottom of the Well, they are scarier than what he's described so far.
    Changing labyrinths hmm? "Cough!" Root Chalice Dungeons!
    Half-Sunken Obelisk, like the One in the Game?!
    18:15 2 Hours!!! What a great game! I wonder what he thought of the Endless Staircase in Super Mario 64?
    Honestly, this was a terrible story, there was nothing "scary" about it. What he describes are things already in other games, for the most part. He is describing procedural generation and judging by his inability to tell us much about the world, it sounded pretty empty.

  • @CPPierrot
    @CPPierrot 6 лет назад +8

    I’ve missed you Mr. Ofwind, sir.
    But seriously, hope you’re doing alright at least. :)

  • @amandaggogo
    @amandaggogo 6 лет назад +2

    When I faintly heard the whistle tune from deadly premonition I started frantically looking around for my phone, it's been my ringtone for years, thank you, for the mini heart attack, both from that and from this ultra 2spooky4me creepy pasta, as per usual.

  • @WhoahCanada
    @WhoahCanada 6 лет назад +1

    No shit. This was my favorite creepypasta back in the day. I even knew the guy that wrote it back in the day. I have tried for years to find it again. You helped me relive a piece of my past with this video. I just wish you just read it a bit more seriously instead of intersecting every 30 seconds, but nonetheless, thanks dude.

  • @NERDmNERDf
    @NERDmNERDf 6 лет назад +6

    Ah yuriofwind, I must give my respects to you, For I have been a long time viewer, yet I have said so little.

  • @joleman11
    @joleman11 6 лет назад +17

    my day is horribl-

  • @LagBlowz
    @LagBlowz 6 лет назад +2

    I love this segment, and want more of it.

  • @BigSkwimp
    @BigSkwimp 6 лет назад +3

    HES ALIVE, surprisingly.

  • @bladeofgrass96
    @bladeofgrass96 6 лет назад +3

    A Yuri video ? It must be my birthday:)

  • @luigimaster111
    @luigimaster111 6 лет назад +3

    You know Yuri, you can beat Dark Link real quick with the Megaton Hammer.

  • @SolaireHighwind
    @SolaireHighwind 6 лет назад +4

    bullshit creepypasta storytime cured my depression

  • @Confuzledish
    @Confuzledish 6 лет назад +4

    When I was a child, one of my favorite games was the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Anyone who's played it can probably figure out why, even if they don't particularly find it their favorite. Naturally, as a very popular game, it spawned a lot of rumors and legends, especially back in the day when communication through the Internet wasn't as common. Most of these legends are false, but sometimes a surprising amount of truth can be found in them.
    A while ago, I had read an article about early versions of Zelda 3D (as it was called in development), and apparently these early versions were incredibly different from the released version. It was modeled after the original Legend of Zelda rather than A Link to the Past, and as such was a lot more free roaming and adventurous than the one we got. At the time, it sounded awesome, and I even found myself wondering why they had abandoned the project.
    I concluded that it was probably due to the technical requirements of such a feat. Still, one thing that especially stuck with me were the pictures. Some were non-descript, nothing special, but one showed a large expansive desert environment. There was a palm tree and a small oasis near a much more primitive-looking Link, as well as some enemies. Past that, however, was just sand, stretching to the horizon. The thoughts of what might lay beyond that desert seemed to stick the image to my mind.
    ---------
    After that we skip several years. The article was only a vague recollection, nothing important. I was hanging out at the local game shop with one of my friends. He's telling me about his day, and tells me how some guy came to sell his missing son's old video games. He showed me them and they were all normal games. A few Wii games, a few Gamecube games, and a lot of Nintendo 64 games. Still, the only one that really caught my eye was a red cartridge with no label, except a piece of tape with the word "ZELDA??" written over it in marker. Naturally, this got me curious. My friend didn't share my curiosity, but he didn't think he could sell the game and just let me take it home for free and indulge myself. Naturally, I did.
    The moment the game started, I realized it wasn't the Zelda I was used to. The title screen was nothing but a non-descript "The Legend of Zelda." No subtitles, no fancy font, no music, just those words in black bordered lettering. The background wasn't from OoT or MM either. It was an overhead view of what could only be called ancient ruins. They looked very sinister and grotesque, similar to something from Majora's Mask, only without any hint of the mystical atmosphere that accompanied any Zelda game. They were simply unnerving. Still, this didn't stop my curiosity, it only kept me going.
    As soon as I press start, the game begins. It skips over any file screens and dumps a blocky-looking Link into an empty black environment. And when I say black, I mean black. There was nothing separating ground and sky. Just blackness. The only thing that let me notice that the game even worked was a temple in the distance, similar to the one in the opening. Moving still seemed to work fine, suggesting that something probably glitched with the textures of the ground and sky. Still, it seemed strange that nothing happened to any other textures. Entering the temple was my only choice, so I took it.
    One thing that is worth mentioning is that the game started with no music, just deathly silence. However, the closer you came to the temple, the more music was available to hear. Well, it wasn't really music. It sounded like moaning, similar to the Re-Deads in OoT, but more tinny and badly recorded. Every once in a while some sobs could be heard, but they were quickly stifled.
    Entering the temple made everything seem more like a Zelda game, but something caught my eye. Rather than the textures being worse than those in OoT, they were better. There was more detail in everything, but it was all dingy and rotten-looking. Extra polygons only served to make things look more grotesque. The random blood splatters didn't help anything, either. It didn't take long for me to realize that the entire "dungeon" could hardly be called Zelda-like. Puzzles usually only consisted of pulling a lever or pressing a switch. In fact, there weren't even any sliding blocks. There were no enemies, either, but the blood splatters on the walls soon served to be warnings of booby traps. Some become inescapable, and simply send you back into the darkness again. Others are escapable, but still extremely creepy and... depressing. The dungeon was riddled with the low-poly remains of dead adventurers. and sometimes they even had items on them. The items could be picked up, but the inventory screen seemed unfinished, and the game only auto-equipped the first three items picked up since there was no accessible inventory screen. After several gruesome deaths and retries, I find my way to a door marked with a scratched-on eye, similar to the ones on the Lens of Truth and various other objects. Entering this door revealed a boss battle.
    The music by this point had changed, and I only realized it by the last room. The moaning had never looped once, but still seemed to change according to the mood. A discordant violin melody started playing, but the rest of the sound remained nothing but moans, sobs, yells, and weird scratching. It was never enough to rise past the level of "background noise" but it still remained unnerving, almost as if it wasn't music at all, but monsters that were wandering somewhere in the temple.
    When I said "entering the room revealed a boss battle," I was not entirely honest. It could only be called a boss battle by the most generous standards. It featured an empty room with the same textures on the walls as the rest of the temple. The only out-of-place aspect was a giant face on the other side of the room, colored as gray as the walls surrounding it. Its skin seemed stretched over its head and lined with the wall, so it looked as if the wall was growing a face. Moss seemed to be growing over its closed eyes, and cracks were apparent everywhere on it. Still, the door I came in was locked, and the only thing to do was approach. I did so, carefully, making sure nothing was waiting for a surprise attack. I went up to the point where I was nearly in contact with the face. Nothing. It was still there, with its sunken eyes and cracked lips. I attacked it with my sword. The sword went through, and made an incredibly vulgar flesh-ripping sound, but nothing happened. It remained there. I attacked some more, and still more, until eventually the music stopped. Soon the cacophony of violin music became even louder and the moans started up even stronger, and then something happened. In one movement, its eyes opened, staring at me with dry, soulless eyeballs. And then... nothing. The music was still louder, but I continued to attack the face with no reaction, until it simply had enough, ripped to shreds, and fell away in a fire, in typical Zelda fashion, revealing a door. The music had stopped. There were no more moans, screams, anything. I went through the door.
    What a fool I was. That was only the tutorial.
    The screen was replaced by a white screen, followed by a moment of extremely loud Brownian noise. I jumped, but it was over almost instantly. The white screen was replaced by endless desert. The one from the image. I was in shock. By that point, I was creeped out enough to turn the game off. Still, that respite didn't last long, I had nightmares of the game. Normal nightmares, nothing weird about them (it was, after all, a pretty creepy game). However, what frightened me the most was something I skimmed over while I played and realized afterwards. The game changed each time I started over. When I tried to take the same path through the labyrinth, I always ended up lost and confused. By the time I finished, I was relying on instinct.
    I kept going the next day, stopping only to eat and go to the bathroom. When I turned it on, I was still at the desert, even though there was no file screen. This time it was night, I walked. Sometimes I would walk for 20 minutes only to find a half-sunken obelisk, or the ruins of what looked like some village hut. Other times there would be a skull or a few bones, but nothing more noticeable than that. Other times I would see great expanses of oasis and tropical forests. I found my first enemies here. They were similar to tektites, only with larger bodies, mostly containing their large eye. They had thin, long legs and would still attack by leaping. only when they hit you, they would pin you to the ground and attack. Soon the sun rose, and I continued walking. Sometimes I would find small tombs. These were almost always similar in style to the first dungeon, only without the moaning and no bosses.
    What I did find was information. Runes scribbled onto the walls that could be read. The description would almost always be vague, with phrases like, "... and knowledge shall guide... way to heavens..." Sometimes they would be followed by other comments, but most writing seemed glitched and unintelligible. It seemed to be a history, though. The maps I'd sometimes found confirmed it. I simply explored, and after a while, I learned to let instinct guide my way. Soon I found the next dungeon, a large pyramid rising out of the desert... upside-down. Over it, straight up to the sky, was another large upside-down temple. It stretched so far I couldn't see the top. But I couldn't keep going. I needed sleep again.
    The next day came, and I entered the dungeon. It was like all the small tombs I would find, only a bit more perilous. More bottomless pits. chasms, spike traps, and monsters this time. Long arms that would grab you from out of the wall like wallmasters, only these simply threw you into the traps, killing you. What probably used to be ReDeads and skeletons. At the end of this dungeon, I found a large spiral stairca

  • @redslate
    @redslate 6 лет назад +2

    Yessssss! I've missed these SO much!

  • @zekeram129
    @zekeram129 6 лет назад +2

    Never change, Yuriofwind.

  • @pennyjpie
    @pennyjpie 6 лет назад +46

    *Never have I clicked so quickly on a video in my life*
    ...minus like every KH3 trailer but basically what I'm saying is Yuri's videos are on par with KH3 trailers in my book

    • @sykotiksonik
      @sykotiksonik 6 лет назад +1

      pennyjpie Yuri is more important in my book.
      The only thing more important would be a Persona 3 Portable HD or Persona 6 trailers

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад

      @@sykotiksonik Or a Persona/Ace Attorney crossover.

  • @trillman1111
    @trillman1111 6 лет назад +1

    one of my favorite youtube series

  • @valora390.
    @valora390. 6 лет назад +6

    YES!! FINALLY!! IT RETURNS!!

  • @azurabayta133
    @azurabayta133 6 лет назад +3

    6:03 It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is... none. None more black.

  • @derekspradling7452
    @derekspradling7452 6 лет назад +2

    I recognize the story, forgot it existed until this point. But I remember the writing being a little better. At least I listen to this on some ordinary gamers.

  • @BoRaiChoWins
    @BoRaiChoWins 6 лет назад +2

    Hi Yuri, I was wondering if you’ve looked at the video game creepypasta called The Princess. It’s not about a real game but a fictional one but still a great story in my book. I know it’s probably too long for you to do a reading on it, but I would be interested in hearing what you thought of it.

  • @SmugDampe
    @SmugDampe 6 лет назад +1

    anyone else getting old creatures talk nostalgia from the music?

  • @tarotcard0371
    @tarotcard0371 6 лет назад +1

    I actually looked up Brownian to see if it was even a real word. It
    turned out that it was actually, but (as if the writing in the story
    wasn't strange enough already) the Wikipedia article, in short,
    said that a "Brownian motion" was "The random motion of particles suspended in a fluid" so we are unfortunately left in the dark as to what a "Brownian Noise" could be.
    (I'll link to the Wikipedia Article in a reply to this comment as RUclips seems to have the tendency to delete comments with links in them).
    Edit: Looking further into it I found this: "Also known as 'Brown Noise' or 'Red Noise', [Brownian Noise] is the kind of signal noise produced by Brownian Motion." Still not sure how the face made a sound that the author recognized as the random motion of particles suspended in a fluid.

    • @tarotcard0371
      @tarotcard0371 6 лет назад

      Here's the article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownian_motion
      Edit: More info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownian_noise

  • @secundox4660
    @secundox4660 6 лет назад +1

    2 full hours of walking up a single staircase and 20 minutes between every discovery in the desert? Who fucking designed this beta? Hideo Kojima?

    • @secundox4660
      @secundox4660 6 лет назад

      This is probably the worst response to a joke I've made that I've ever received, and I've gotten 'Whatever, weeb' before.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 года назад

      @@secundox4660 Jesus you destroyed this anonymous person so hard they nuked their comment from existence.

  • @pseudonym1515
    @pseudonym1515 5 лет назад

    6:55 Aren't filler textures usually purple so that they're noticed and fixed when in development? I guess everything being a bright purple wouldn't be as menacing.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 года назад +1

      If TCRF has taught me anything it's that placeholder textures can be whatever.

  • @davesinsanestudio8072
    @davesinsanestudio8072 6 лет назад +1

    Why is it, that in creepypastas whenever it's about a game, it always starts with TITLE SCREEN?

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Год назад +1

    This dude's scared of what is essentially No Man's Hyrule

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt 9 месяцев назад

      Meh tbh if there's one good part of this story it's that the idea of a massive endless game world that feels procedurally generated in a 90s game can be creepy

  • @InazumaDash
    @InazumaDash 6 лет назад

    What if the son simply went to college and the dad sold his games of 3 generations. "Uh dad I wasn't missing what the fuck".

  • @powercannonp
    @powercannonp 6 лет назад +2

    hey yuri i love your content keep doing it your making more people happy and i sported that

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock 6 лет назад +1

    Its very had to get in the mood for being spooped by a creepypasta with Banjo Frickin Kazooie in the background

  • @AnAverageGoblin
    @AnAverageGoblin 6 лет назад

    a-a... A FUCKING PALMTREE?! HOLY FUCKING FUCK THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING BETA ELEMENT EVER.

  • @maxsmusings339
    @maxsmusings339 4 года назад

    “Our old stomping grounds”
    War flashbacks ensue of blood

  • @BananaFaceDude56
    @BananaFaceDude56 6 лет назад +3

    *q u i c k l y s t i f l e d*

  • @themapcartographer5952
    @themapcartographer5952 5 лет назад

    Your my favourite RUclips storyteller, you never disappoint keep up the content :D

  • @smonkponk
    @smonkponk 6 лет назад +2

    Hmm this one isn't quite so bad (like they usually are) imo. :P Sometimes I wonder if there are any Creepypastas (gaming-related or otherwise) that Yuri actually likes reading. Really love this series though, it's like MST3K for cheesy pasta~

  • @vaultstar168
    @vaultstar168 6 лет назад +2

    I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake Год назад +2

    I remember reading this one and being really confused on it. Was it good? Was it bad? I finally got my answer. It was mid.

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt 9 месяцев назад

      Right. I think it ranks higher than most of the game creepypastas but still falls very short by resorting to cliches.

  • @newbornkilik
    @newbornkilik 6 лет назад +1

    Im on the lookout for some of that quality garbage only the old Creepypasta wiki can offer, anyone have suggestions for stories?

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 6 лет назад +1

    I love looking at *BIG, LONG* desert environments myself

  • @haloreaper1018
    @haloreaper1018 6 лет назад +4

    Bullshit creepypasta storytime is like peewee's playhouse but the word of the day is always blood

  • @arbiter1272
    @arbiter1272 6 лет назад +3

    This was also about your first Gaming Mysteries video. Not the Creepypasta though.

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 6 лет назад +1

    If I were to make my own Spoopy Spaghetti, would you take it into consideration for a dramatic reading? Sounds like a hilariously fun project to work on for me.

  • @JadeiteMcSwag
    @JadeiteMcSwag 6 лет назад +1

    YES I have missed these so much

  • @Devcasteel
    @Devcasteel 6 лет назад +1

    Yes! Serenade me with your beautiful creepypasta reading voice!

  • @thethrashyone
    @thethrashyone 6 лет назад

    _sees "Zelda 64 Beta"_
    Me: "Why's he doing a re-redux of his Gaming Mysteries on the beta of OoT?
    Yuri: "Welcome back to Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime!"
    I swear I know how to read, honest.

  • @only1gameguru
    @only1gameguru 6 лет назад +1

    You're not dead ! I missed your voice Andrew of wind Yuri

  • @BlackRoseImmortal27
    @BlackRoseImmortal27 6 лет назад +2

    Great commentary as usual!

  • @TheN64man
    @TheN64man 6 лет назад +1

    "Well it's been a while I bet I missed a lot of videos"
    Turns out I didn't miss any videos

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад

      Check again dude. I'm sure you might've missed one or two videos now.

  • @aplasticsoldier9130
    @aplasticsoldier9130 6 лет назад +2

    Just before i go to sleep, thanks dad!

  • @babyjeff
    @babyjeff 6 лет назад +1

    WHY DID I GET AN AD FOR CONDOMS ON THIS