I hope you all enjoy the new storytime. I know it's long over due. As such, this video is almost an hour long. :3 And only 7 of those are the endslate.
I have to wonder if you enjoy doing these Bullshit Creepypasta Storytimes... they are entertaining, but I wonder what you think about making these videos?
Okay... Your parents leave you alone for a week at 12. While they're away, you burn your house down and critically injure yourself. Then your life goes back to normal with absolutely no negative repercussions for them... Yup, that's definitely how the real world works.
"Don't tell nobody!" Says the greasy cashier,: which, as a double-negative means that Author should have immediately ran through town and told everyone who would listen
Also, despite the first spooky video falling mid month, there will be at least two more for the month. I'll catch you all again around the weekend, next Monday, one of those :3. I planned ahead.
No don't hate your voice! That's the thing I love the most about you and your videos! You have a very nice voice to listen to. It's nice, gives off good vibes, and makes entertaining things sound more entertaining :3
I hope his voice never changes, every time I listen to a new Yuriofwind video I get serious nostalgia. Everything down to his inflection is pretty much identical to when he released his Sonic.exe video.
"Birthdays never really made much sense to me. It is just a celebration of the day someone was born that is based on the manmade unit of time that is elongated into years." IQ: 0
I love it when these stories try to be about adults with jobs and stuff. Like that Mario Kart one where someone becomes a nurse and buys a house in, like, 6 months.
Yup. To a guy who looks like her brother. In Louisiana. And it's established that she was seventeen at the start of the story. Sounds legit. Turns out the true horror of these stories stems from the life expectations of their authors.
@@FTZPLTC And the best part is when they go back home after the wedding, and go like, kiss and stuff, and then they drink lots of beers and like, smoke all of the cigarettes.
I love how every single one of these creepypastas spends an hour talking about the author and five minutes actually talking about the ultra-spoopy, hyper-realistic haunted game.
Actually my grandfather was in the hospital so this was delayed. I still have at least two more videos for this month. But I'm very sorry grandpa got sick, I'll be sure to scold him for you.
@@kabobawsome You see, these stories are written by video-game obsessed 11-13 year old buys who don't understand how the real world works. They don't understand that in real life, there would be CPS agents up their asses, the police would've definitely gotten involved, and if the kid told the truth, he'd get a ten-year tenure in the loony bin, and if he lied and took the blame, that's arson. Also, good fucking luck with the 250, dumbasses, you actually think that'll feed a 12-year old boy for a week? That pantry would be gone the next day. Plus, listen to this kid try to write stories from the viewpoint of a kid from the 1990s. Chances are, if you didn't live it, you're not gonna write it well unless you do some homework.
I like how that person owns an N64DD since he describes the DD boot up screen. So he's like the only one who owned an English N64DD with a Disk Drive version of Mario 64... and then he burned both of those "two of a kind" items down, with his house. What a great child, he is.
Saying a year is man-made is like saying a cow is man-made. A year is literally one cycle around the world. We didn't make it, we just named it. Months, days, minutes, and mesurement of time in general, on the other hand, is an invention of ours. But cycles around the sun, that was a discovery.
@@RoflFishFTW I didn't mention seconds in my list of time spans. I stopped at minutes before moving on to time in general. Though, as a human, I'm imperfect. I could be wrong. In fact, I probably am wrong, except about Months (Julius Caesar apparently decided to reassign days so months they favoured would have more days.) and time in general. (Nanoseconds is just dividing seconds using metrics non-americans love (base ten), for example.)
Just goes to show,that a long detailed story doesn't make it good.Most of the detail wasn't needed anyways. Like the note from the mother,the way he jizzed in his pants as he held the n64 box.Sometimes short and to the point is the way to go as long as its not cliched blood and hyper realism .
Don't forget the sticky note with the million-coma warning and the teen who was technically older than him who he called "kid" smoking a joint in a public game store with a Rubik's Cube on hand (unless Yurio added that). Because that's totally normal and not things that people don't do in real life (especially in a country and point in time where weed is/was illegal).
I'm not sure if I ever left a comment here, but f it, gonna leave another for this classic. This is one of my favorite readings along with Mr. Busy Individual and his distaste for crudely drawn Smash Balls. I've been sick lately and needed a laugh, and the creepypasta readings don't disappoint. Your stuff always makes me laugh so I'm sorry I don't comment more. I try to make up for it on Patreon, I hope that's ok. Cheers-
This story is abysmally tragic. Some preteen latchkey kid was essentially abandoned by his parents, who didn't even tell him what FUCKING TOWN they went to: just SOUTH, which could be literally anywhere on the continent south of their home. Not only that, but he discovered his new orphan-hood in a goddamn letter with a relatively small amount of cash; mom and dad were either at work or fighting with each other, and now they are just gone. ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY. Next, this oblivious child goes to fill this fresh gaping emotional void with a Nintendo 64, only to have the jerkoff at the counter blow dope-smoke in his face. So this neglected and abused young boy gets high and freaks out while playing Mario 64, sets his house on fire, and jumps out of his second-story window. Which possibly resulted in a head injury and brain damage. When the cops showed up with the firefighters, he can't tell them where his parents are because he doesn't know (probably just told them "SOUTH!"). So author becomes a ward of the state, and gets adopted, but doesn't understand this due to his recent psychotic break and/or brain damage. This is one of the saddest fucking things I've ever seen on the internet.
It might be a little bit of both. But at least Yuri read it, so it wasn't that bad, but it was still a boring, pointless story. I feel bad for Yuri though.
This is my favorite series on your channel! I love your funny remarks and way of reading. It is also surprisingly good material to play in the background while falling asleep too!
So lessons of this story 1. Don't play games you pull out of a well; seven days later Samario will crawl out of your TV and hang you or, if he ate extra pasta for lunch, break your TV with his extra-fat ass and catch your drapes on fire. 2. If you don't want to go to school/work/pay your taxes, just burn your house down. Nobody will make you do anything.
"Set up the Nintendo 64. By plugging the cords into the back, and then the controller into the front." "Instructions unclear, accidentally hung self by the controller cord." "Wh-"
@@vendictusthefeymer-kin1306 omg, the hilarious thing about Yuriofwind is when he takes lines from the creepypastas and inserts sarcastic remarks. There was one where it read "the music started to sound off". Then he says"10 4", lmao....
The nintendo released in September, his birthday is in November, but he'd apparently gone without an N64 for a quarter of a year but also his first computer when he was 11 was an IBM and now he's 12 in this story in November 1996?
Just so we're clear, this guy was 11 years old in 1996 when the Nintendo 64 came out, while playing DOOM (1993) and Wolfenstein (1981) on a "revolutionary" IBM machine? That.. Doesn't seem right.
26:35 apparently this kid somehow bought a 64DD because that's literally what he's describing with this startup thing. Regular N64 didn't have a startup of any sort.
Okay... Um... N64 is a video game system. You know for video gaming... Do not! I repeat DO NOT put try to make love to the game system... That is not what it is made for! Just saying...
Man This kid sure has a very specific memory of everything that happened that wasn’t the spooky ghost story. I sure as hell wouldn’t remember exactly what the game shop guy looked like, was smoking, sounded like, or that or even exactly where my parents had gone tbh. Like. 25 minutes of setup just makes this story feel more fake!!
I did quite like that he called the bicycle 'Silver' that being what Bill Denbroe from 'It' calls his bike but I have no idea where the author got the name 'Finger Gym' from. Oh' well compared to Mario 64 Damned: This is a bloody frickin' masterpiece!
The fact that these creepypastas are still on the creepypasta wiki, theoretically means that they're supposed to be good? I begged a differ, I'm still seeing Tom's bad spelling errors.
“He shapeshifted into a large humanoid creature, the only thing that stayed the same was his sharp teeth.” O h I thought the waluigi hybrid thing was a joke, turns out you where right.
True 90's kid has no clue what N64 is, because they described the 64DD And I mean Jeff was like the same age as everyone else so maybe he was trying something and it didn't work
I just can't help but think that somewhere in West, USA that there's a retired vg store owner listening to this and thinking "so that was the little shit that sold my romhack."
The one single thing that could be changed in this story to make it even a mite more interesting is if the message in the game wasn't signed as "the previous owner" but as "Jeff" so we could be like "oooh was this the ghost of Jeff??? Ooooh" yanno
He named his bike Silver as a reference to the times 90s cartoons made references to The Lone Ranger, I'm pretty sure. And here the name Red Rider was staring him in the face...
No wonder dragon warrior went to Playstation...We need a remake of FFT advance and DQIX. Not sure about the switch, but it would go great on 3ds. I hated the screen layout for A2. It wasted the top screen.
Damn, I remember watching your videos around 2011-2014 and then i got another RUclips account and forgot about you. But today out of nowhere RUclips recommended me you channel! Im so happy to be subscribed to you again!!
For some reason I'm more interested in the games in this video then the story. Bleach has like over 800 chapters when did they learn how to fly or walk air?
Drowns In Kool Aid Ah don't worry. that's one of my favorite Patrick lines from one of my favorite episodes of Spongebob. Just what is Wumbo!? And,why did he set it from M to W!? Curse you wumbology!!!!
Unlike last time, I rewatched the "Why I Will Never Play Another Mario Game" episode on a Wednesday. I remembered more about the protagonist's boring life story than the spoopy Mario game he was playing. That's sad! 😅
*States reason for posting the story* "But I don't why I should even care about that!" Wow, we're already off to a great start. Also, good to know you're still doing these!
I'm just starting the video but I'm calling it now. The last line in the story is going to be something like: "I still don't really know what happened, but I do know this. I'll never play another Mario game ever again." Edit: God damn it.
Me neither. I think some 12 year old made up a shitty story, burned his house down, and his parents are shitty too. Leaving a 12 year old alone for a week with no way to provide for himself, outside of giving him 250 dollars. Not leaving him with a relative, calling a babysitter, etc. But, leaving him alone for a week. Jeez, Timmy Turner's parents were a lot better at parenting than this kid's. This actually sounds like a certain Fairly OddParents episode where Timmy's parents leave him alone, and he calls Vicky, the evil babysitter himself. Did the author see that episode before writing this?
Firstly, I picked a good time to rewatch this episode. Today is Tuesday after all! 🤓 Secondly, "Why I Will Never Play Another Mario Game" was more boring than I remembered it being over a year ago. The protagonist wasted so much of our time by giving us his life story before talking about the cursed and cliché Super Mario 64 hack! 😒
Is it a coincidence that I just finished watching Chuggaaconroy’s let’s play of Xenoblade Chronicles in which he mentioned Yuriofwind only to watch a Yuriofwind video that features footage of said game? ...maybe
Awwwwe yeah, more YuriofWind. Your videos, among others, got me through a tough patch where I was aimless and depressed. Listening to these was fun and helped me sleep, so thanks a lot.
Following up the epic Castlevania Judgement rendition of Bloody Tears with that song from Deathly Premonition... My head is turned so fast my neck is snapped
The most spooky, most surprising thing would be if you uploaded more than twice a year. Just kidding, good to see you back. This is my favorite series on RUclips.
"This really scary thing happen to me! *But first!* A quick recap of my life and interest."
-every bad creepypaata protagonist
So...every creepypasta protag?
"quick"
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"My curiosity got the better of me" has to be the biggest non-motivation I've ever heard.
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The scariest part of the story was the romantic subplot between author and that poor N64.
Isn't that great?.....baby?
That author guy is a creepy one for sure
Every time he mentions the bike "Silver", you have Silver on-screen.
Nice
It's also in a red font. Very nice.
He tried to name the bike Red, but IT'S NO USE!
I hope you all enjoy the new storytime. I know it's long over due. As such, this video is almost an hour long. :3 And only 7 of those are the endslate.
7 of thia video is endslate i could only hope
Ur a cewl dood 030
You are great.
been subbed to you for so many years. love your channel dude.
I have to wonder if you enjoy doing these Bullshit Creepypasta Storytimes... they are entertaining, but I wonder what you think about making these videos?
It's October so it makes the story real, trust me. Sonic jumped out at me just today and threw Tom's corpse at me.
Maybe they just did not want tom anymore
@@darksouls-qv8jb who WOULD want him? He was a complete idiot.
Tom is just the worst house guest. Throwing his own hyper-realistic corpse at other people because his stories suck like his stopwatch.
This thread was super funny, wish it went on longer.
Okay... Your parents leave you alone for a week at 12. While they're away, you burn your house down and critically injure yourself. Then your life goes back to normal with absolutely no negative repercussions for them... Yup, that's definitely how the real world works.
Stupid Story Insurance is really useful in their world.
@@XaxaWashington insures against all acts of criminal negligence towards minors. The parents in home alone had it too.
seems legit
That's how it works over in east (or south depending where you live)
@@XaxaWashington Yeah, too bad it costs like a million dollars in the wonderful world of Stupid Story Land.
"Don't tell nobody!" Says the greasy cashier,: which, as a double-negative means that Author should have immediately ran through town and told everyone who would listen
I can't hear or read that phrase anymore without hearing Senor Cardgage's voice saying "dump tell no Mandy" in my head...
Also, despite the first spooky video falling mid month, there will be at least two more for the month. I'll catch you all again around the weekend, next Monday, one of those :3. I planned ahead.
Glad to hear from you again!
excited for spooky finger puppet ghost month :PPP
Dude you have great content, I’ve been a fan for a long time and it’s always nice seeing an upload from you. I hope you’re doin well!
What game was that with the guys jumping around with guns and putting up them cool combos?
Thanks in advance dude!
No don't hate your voice! That's the thing I love the most about you and your videos! You have a very nice voice to listen to. It's nice, gives off good vibes, and makes entertaining things sound more entertaining :3
True
I hope his voice never changes, every time I listen to a new Yuriofwind video I get serious nostalgia. Everything down to his inflection is pretty much identical to when he released his Sonic.exe video.
Honestly I love voices like his.
I like yuri's voice too. Its vety chill and relaxing to listen to
"It's because of a haunted game that has no relation to the Mario games. I am so very stupid."
Wow, I totally guessed the climax before it happened.
Mario came to the author's house, jumped out of the TV, and nearly killed him.
"Birthdays never really made much sense to me. It is just a celebration of the day someone was born that is based on the manmade unit of time that is elongated into years."
IQ: 0
IQ: -10
Lul. Manmade unit of time.
elongated into years....
oh dear...
This kid and the “King of Pokémon” should hang out sometime!
Happy Birthday, a day with no astronomical significance whatsoever.
It's Christmas in October!
YuriOfWind is back with the hyperrealistic toms and all that :D
You mean spooky fingerpuppet ghost month.
I have a feeling that the author isn't really a PhD student...
I love it when these stories try to be about adults with jobs and stuff. Like that Mario Kart one where someone becomes a nurse and buys a house in, like, 6 months.
@@FTZPLTC hahaha
Steve Cheney and also finds love in that time too...
AND got married...
Yup. To a guy who looks like her brother. In Louisiana. And it's established that she was seventeen at the start of the story. Sounds legit.
Turns out the true horror of these stories stems from the life expectations of their authors.
@@FTZPLTC And the best part is when they go back home after the wedding, and go like, kiss and stuff, and then they drink lots of beers and like, smoke all of the cigarettes.
I love how every single one of these creepypastas spends an hour talking about the author and five minutes actually talking about the ultra-spoopy, hyper-realistic haunted game.
Spooky finger puppet ghost month has officially started.
Actually, it's half over. It just took 2 weeks for him to make this video.
@@AdamTheGameBoy Halloween is in 16 days! 🎃
Actually my grandfather was in the hospital so this was delayed. I still have at least two more videos for this month. But I'm very sorry grandpa got sick, I'll be sure to scold him for you.
poor gramps.. get well for spookytime grampy!
I am legit looking forward to being able support Yuri of Wind on patreon. As soon as I stop being so poor.
I can help with your money issues. I have a 12 set self help series, only $400 each. Please buy them, because I'm also poor
This guy was 12 when the story actually starts? That makes this guy at least 34, and he writes like this?
Probably not a self insert
Let's be honest, they're probably 12 now.
@@kabobawsome You see, these stories are written by video-game obsessed 11-13 year old buys who don't understand how the real world works. They don't understand that in real life, there would be CPS agents up their asses, the police would've definitely gotten involved, and if the kid told the truth, he'd get a ten-year tenure in the loony bin, and if he lied and took the blame, that's arson.
Also, good fucking luck with the 250, dumbasses, you actually think that'll feed a 12-year old boy for a week? That pantry would be gone the next day.
Plus, listen to this kid try to write stories from the viewpoint of a kid from the 1990s. Chances are, if you didn't live it, you're not gonna write it well unless you do some homework.
I’ve spoken to 30 something’s that write worse
I like how that person owns an N64DD since he describes the DD boot up screen. So he's like the only one who owned an English N64DD with a Disk Drive version of Mario 64... and then he burned both of those "two of a kind" items down, with his house. What a great child, he is.
The kid’s romantic subplot with the N64 is genuinely unnerving.
Saying a year is man-made is like saying a cow is man-made.
A year is literally one cycle around the world.
We didn't make it, we just named it.
Months, days, minutes, and mesurement of time in general, on the other hand, is an invention of ours. But cycles around the sun, that was a discovery.
I think seconds are based on something too, like the movement of microscopic particles or something like that, I forget.
@@RoflFishFTW
I didn't mention seconds in my list of time spans. I stopped at minutes before moving on to time in general.
Though, as a human, I'm imperfect.
I could be wrong.
In fact, I probably am wrong, except about Months (Julius Caesar apparently decided to reassign days so months they favoured would have more days.) and time in general. (Nanoseconds is just dividing seconds using metrics non-americans love (base ten), for example.)
I'd consider days to be like years. A day is one cycle of the Earth around its axis.
Old Woman Voice: "It's been 84 years..."
Just goes to show,that a long detailed story doesn't make it good.Most of the detail wasn't needed anyways. Like the note from the mother,the way he jizzed in his pants as he held the n64 box.Sometimes short and to the point is the way to go as long as its not cliched blood and hyper realism .
But it must have stopwatches. A creepypasta isn't decent withouy stopwatches.
"I was so scared that I cried for precisely 36.45 seconds, and 2.737373 (repeating) minutes later the ghost appeared"
Then after the ghost appeared after almost 15 seconds.i had to call my good friend kyle who was currently camping with his family.
Don't forget the sticky note with the million-coma warning and the teen who was technically older than him who he called "kid" smoking a joint in a public game store with a Rubik's Cube on hand (unless Yurio added that). Because that's totally normal and not things that people don't do in real life (especially in a country and point in time where weed is/was illegal).
-6 RPGs? Are we forgetting the classic rpg of the N64?
Say it with me
Quest 64, that's right
*Loud hissing*
Name one more game where you can drop rocks on people.
(Shut up, that one doesn't that count.)
That's right. Quest 64 is art.
Roooooocks
The bad story warrior has returned to the front line battle
We may have lost our greatest stronghold, the Trollpasta Wiki, but hope remains if even one soldier is still standing.
Original plan: 16 minutes
Final run time: 56 minutes
This is gonna be good.
You sure got bullied by those green things in the Super Mario Galaxy footage. Also great to hear more super spoopy stories!
I'm not sure if I ever left a comment here, but f it, gonna leave another for this classic. This is one of my favorite readings along with Mr. Busy Individual and his distaste for crudely drawn Smash Balls. I've been sick lately and needed a laugh, and the creepypasta readings don't disappoint. Your stuff always makes me laugh so I'm sorry I don't comment more. I try to make up for it on Patreon, I hope that's ok. Cheers-
I get more hyped for a Yuriofwind video than for any other thing in my subscription feed nowadays.
October hasn't truly started until we have a Yuriofwind Creepypasta Storytime in our video feed.
Woah, I live in Maine.
Now I'm Really scared!
lh0000 Stephen King: Grandson, I am disappointed...
This story is abysmally tragic.
Some preteen latchkey kid was essentially abandoned by his parents, who didn't even tell him what FUCKING TOWN they went to: just SOUTH, which could be literally anywhere on the continent south of their home. Not only that, but he discovered his new orphan-hood in a goddamn letter with a relatively small amount of cash; mom and dad were either at work or fighting with each other, and now they are just gone. ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
Next, this oblivious child goes to fill this fresh gaping emotional void with a Nintendo 64, only to have the jerkoff at the counter blow dope-smoke in his face. So this neglected and abused young boy gets high and freaks out while playing Mario 64, sets his house on fire, and jumps out of his second-story window. Which possibly resulted in a head injury and brain damage. When the cops showed up with the firefighters, he can't tell them where his parents are because he doesn't know (probably just told them "SOUTH!"). So author becomes a ward of the state, and gets adopted, but doesn't understand this due to his recent psychotic break and/or brain damage.
This is one of the saddest fucking things I've ever seen on the internet.
Poor kid.
Okay, is that pasta about a generic haunted game or the parents divorcing?
Because the parents fighting is the most interesting part of that story.
It might be a little bit of both. But at least Yuri read it, so it wasn't that bad, but it was still a boring, pointless story. I feel bad for Yuri though.
This is my favorite series on your channel! I love your funny remarks and way of reading. It is also surprisingly good material to play in the background while falling asleep too!
Omg I do the same thing!
So lessons of this story
1. Don't play games you pull out of a well; seven days later Samario will crawl out of your TV and hang you or, if he ate extra pasta for lunch, break your TV with his extra-fat ass and catch your drapes on fire.
2. If you don't want to go to school/work/pay your taxes, just burn your house down. Nobody will make you do anything.
"Set up the Nintendo 64. By plugging the cords into the back, and then the controller into the front."
"Instructions unclear, accidentally hung self by the controller cord."
"Wh-"
The head injury basically explains the story entirely.
"This had been buried..." OH MUH GAWD!! IT'S AN ATARI E.T. PORT!! That would be a horrifying twist
It would be better then anything in this story
What are the odds that the author is a distant relative to Tom, Kyle, Derek, Chelsea, their boss, Diary, or hyper realistic blood...?
Or... Its Tom under an alias... Again
@@vendictusthefeymer-kin1306 omg, the hilarious thing about Yuriofwind is when he takes lines from the creepypastas and inserts sarcastic remarks. There was one where it read "the music started to sound off". Then he says"10 4", lmao....
@@Joe_334 One of the best things about him.
@@vendictusthefeymer-kin1306 think about all the cookies he owes us for watching the whole vid, lol...
A good chance, but he is DEFINITELY related to King of Pokémon in some way, shape, or form.
The nintendo released in September, his birthday is in November, but he'd apparently gone without an N64 for a quarter of a year but also his first computer when he was 11 was an IBM and now he's 12 in this story in November 1996?
That 3D N64 Logo coming out of the water with Mario running around is the startup for the N64 DD 😂
Just so we're clear, this guy was 11 years old in 1996 when the Nintendo 64 came out, while playing DOOM (1993) and Wolfenstein (1981) on a "revolutionary" IBM machine? That.. Doesn't seem right.
I was wondering why Yuri started throwing Sonic 06 footage at us all of a sudden, then he said the name of the bike and it all made sense.
26:35 apparently this kid somehow bought a 64DD because that's literally what he's describing with this startup thing. Regular N64 didn't have a startup of any sort.
If you don't remember Fresh Prince, Tamugotchis, casual consequence free arson and people routinely smoking weed at work, you're not a true 90s kid.
A full 56 minutes? Better get comfy for this one
Only 35 minutes of those it the endslate! Less than usual.
Seriously?!
He FINALLY bought his N64 at around 21 minutes in AND FINALLY play the goddamn game at 26:34
Okay... Um... N64 is a video game system. You know for video gaming... Do not! I repeat DO NOT put try to make love to the game system... That is not what it is made for! Just saying...
No matter how appealing the cartridge slot is, it is NOT intended for human genitals.
Common noobie mistake.
The real horror here is the number of A Button presses in the footage. Pannenkoek worked so hard!
Man
This kid sure has a very specific memory of everything that happened that wasn’t the spooky ghost story.
I sure as hell wouldn’t remember exactly what the game shop guy looked like, was smoking, sounded like, or that or even exactly where my parents had gone tbh. Like. 25 minutes of setup just makes this story feel more fake!!
Ha! And then having the patience not to play it for a week. No twelve year old has that kind of unwarranted patience
I did quite like that he called the bicycle 'Silver' that being what Bill Denbroe from 'It' calls his bike but I have no idea where the author got the
name 'Finger Gym' from. Oh' well compared to Mario 64 Damned: This is a bloody frickin' masterpiece!
First time visiting your stuff in about 3 years; you've gotten a lot less mic shy, which is good to see. Keep it up!
Lol Yuri hasn't been mic shy since like... 2013. You missed the journey, my dude.
A more fitting title would be, "Author the Totally Hip & Rad 90s Kid's Massively Melodramatic Pity Party"
The fact that these creepypastas are still on the creepypasta wiki, theoretically means that they're supposed to be good? I begged a differ, I'm still seeing Tom's bad spelling errors.
Scarly Six I think you meant to say, I beg to differ. You wrote I begged a differ. It's close at least.
“I ran my finger over the smooth cardboard”
Me: *whispers seductively* heater reveal your secrets to me
“It all went to Hell when when you added brackets” I absolutely lost there!
Sweet, Yuri came through with some crazy not-at-all-unbelievable creepypasta just in time for Halloween!
I can confirm this story is real since November 19th 1996 was actually a Tuesday!
“He shapeshifted into a large humanoid creature, the only thing that stayed the same was his sharp teeth.”
O h I thought the waluigi hybrid thing was a joke, turns out you where right.
True 90's kid has no clue what N64 is, because they described the 64DD
And I mean Jeff was like the same age as everyone else so maybe he was trying something and it didn't work
Im almost 20 minutes in and they haven't even gotten the game yet jeez
Ikr I had to skip to it
Return of the SUNNY D BEVERAGE plot line, I'm hooked
I just can't help but think that somewhere in West, USA that there's a retired vg store owner listening to this and thinking "so that was the little shit that sold my romhack."
The one single thing that could be changed in this story to make it even a mite more interesting is if the message in the game wasn't signed as "the previous owner" but as "Jeff" so we could be like "oooh was this the ghost of Jeff??? Ooooh" yanno
He named his bike Silver as a reference to the times 90s cartoons made references to The Lone Ranger, I'm pretty sure.
And here the name Red Rider was staring him in the face...
4:30 "playing -card- video games sure does beat doing school work, arithmetic is for losers..."
Had no idea what the hell they meant at 26:35 but apparently this is the 64DD startup
How the hell did this get in this story?
Fun Fact: the president of Nintendo at the time hated rpgs
No wonder dragon warrior went to Playstation...We need a remake of FFT advance and DQIX.
Not sure about the switch, but it would go great on 3ds. I hated the screen layout for A2. It wasted the top screen.
Yeah, and Paper Mario became a thing.
@@Joe_334 A2?
Damn, I remember watching your videos around 2011-2014 and then i got another RUclips account and forgot about you. But today out of nowhere RUclips recommended me you channel! Im so happy to be subscribed to you again!!
I like how he said he went to college, then said he turned 12 in November.
The best thing about october is that yuri gifts me these videos for my birthday
Is today your birthday?
It's at the end of the month
But I'll take the video as a present anyway
Happy b-day
@@NessExplains First, happy early birthday. 🎂
Second, my 20th birthday was on Saturday, October 6. This was like a belated birthday present for me.
@@pipimisbiggestfan9508 Your username and profile pic just reminded me about Pop Team Epic. I miss that show. 😢
For some reason I'm more interested in the games in this video then the story. Bleach has like over 800 chapters when did they learn how to fly or walk air?
Probably around the same time One Piece did it... lol!! Everything's gotta be DBZ, didn't you get the memo?
apparently tite kubo didn't like drawing back ground so he gave them that ability so he didn't have to draw them as much
You can’t spoil me with an hour of good content like this! I always manage to listen to these at least 20 times sooooo
Boi you started up that Deadly Premonition song at 10:28 and I started frantically looking for my phone, it's been my ringtone for years.
So, dude, did you find it?
Yes, I did!
@@amandaggogo Cool. I don't even have my own phone, I'm just borrowing my mother's phone. This isn't even my real name. Names Shawn.
I know the kid's bigger problem - the controller. He had it set to M for Mini, when he SHOULD have set it to W for Wumbo!
Just what in the heck is Wumbo!?
@@shawnfields2757 Wumbo? Wumboing? Wumbology?! The Study of Wumbo?!
It's first grade!
:D I couldn't resist
Drowns In Kool Aid Ah don't worry. that's one of my favorite Patrick lines from one of my favorite episodes of Spongebob. Just what is Wumbo!? And,why did he set it from M to W!? Curse you wumbology!!!!
Unlike last time, I rewatched the "Why I Will Never Play Another Mario Game" episode on a Wednesday. I remembered more about the protagonist's boring life story than the spoopy Mario game he was playing. That's sad! 😅
Yeah, this one was SLOOOOOOW.
*States reason for posting the story*
"But I don't why I should even care about that!"
Wow, we're already off to a great start.
Also, good to know you're still doing these!
Dude.. Yuri... I'm going to level with you. You are the shit! Never change my friend.
I'm just starting the video but I'm calling it now. The last line in the story is going to be something like: "I still don't really know what happened, but I do know this. I'll never play another Mario game ever again."
Edit: God damn it.
I have watched this video full from beginning to end at least 7 times and I still don't know what happened
Me neither. I think some 12 year old made up a shitty story, burned his house down, and his parents are shitty too. Leaving a 12 year old alone for a week with no way to provide for himself, outside of giving him 250 dollars. Not leaving him with a relative, calling a babysitter, etc. But, leaving him alone for a week. Jeez, Timmy Turner's parents were a lot better at parenting than this kid's. This actually sounds like a certain Fairly OddParents episode where Timmy's parents leave him alone, and he calls Vicky, the evil babysitter himself. Did the author see that episode before writing this?
The kid's parents left him, gave him money which he then bought an N64 with, got a spooky Mario cartridge, and then had his house burst into flames.
Firstly, I picked a good time to rewatch this episode. Today is Tuesday after all! 🤓
Secondly, "Why I Will Never Play Another Mario Game" was more boring than I remembered it being over a year ago. The protagonist wasted so much of our time by giving us his life story before talking about the cursed and cliché Super Mario 64 hack! 😒
Finally. My childhood hero returns.
I love reading a creepy pasta and half the story being shitty exposition about the author's made-up life. Really builds up the festive spirit.
Do people still make creepy pastas about video games? I feel like this is something I would read back in 2012 or 2013.
Yes. There are a shitton of video game creepypastas being made.
Time flies, I subscribed to you 7 years ago or something, and sometimes didn't watch for 2 years, then bingewatched again etc. :D
"birthdays don't make sense to me I don't like people eating cake and getting presents"
"you have allot of nerve being alive"
Is it a coincidence that I just finished watching Chuggaaconroy’s let’s play of Xenoblade Chronicles in which he mentioned Yuriofwind only to watch a Yuriofwind video that features footage of said game?
...maybe
Wait. Chuggaconroy not only played through Xenoblade Chronicles, but mentions Yuriofwind too? Sweet.
This is the first Yuriofwind video I have watched in four or five years. It's good to be back
Why were you gone for so long?
Life, that's why
@@mr_beezlebub3985 Life? Okay.
I can't believe this creepypasta is a crossover with Lassie.
Those cords are kinda tricky if you don’t know what you are doing.
He named his bike silver... like in It. How original.
dog was also named lassie. Methinks author is a classic movie buff?
"Wolfenstain 3D" - Yuriofwind, 2018, spooky finger puppet ghost month.
Awwwwe yeah, more YuriofWind. Your videos, among others, got me through a tough patch where I was aimless and depressed. Listening to these was fun and helped me sleep, so thanks a lot.
Following up the epic Castlevania Judgement rendition of Bloody Tears with that song from Deathly Premonition...
My head is turned so fast my neck is snapped
God damn dude, I forgot how much I appreciate your content. I love the vibe of your vids, thanks for posting!
The most spooky, most surprising thing would be if you uploaded more than twice a year. Just kidding, good to see you back. This is my favorite series on RUclips.
I think this might be your best video yet, purely because I can tell how much you’re enjoying making it
*sees the video is almost an hour long*
*grabs popcorn*
Was waiting for this! Thanks Yuri! 🤗❤