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  • Republican supporters made grand entrances at the former president’s grievance-filled speech at Mar-a-Lago following his arrest, and Stephen can’t get enough of the trailer NASA released to introduce the crew of the Artemis II moon mission. Stick around to meet the four crew members on tonight’s Late Show! #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 Год назад +286

    It's so disgusting to watch people like Lindsey Graham crying for Donald Trump's indictment, because they'd never cry for the thousands of children killed in school shootings each year.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 Год назад

      Because there are NOT thousands of children killed in school shootings each year. There haven’t even been thousands of children killed IN TOTAL in all of the years of school shootings. Be a bit more realistic when making an important point, otherwise the depth of the bs ruins the legitimacy of your comment.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Год назад

      They made fun of Obama for crying about dead school children.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад +22

      They don't care if kids die.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +11

      They'd happily dance on their graves.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Год назад +7

      BEYOND his "scope".

  • @tonyrae86
    @tonyrae86 Год назад +2280

    Lindsey Graham asking his (mostly) poor, uneducated supporters for money to help a "millionaire" is despicable.

    • @debwilson245
      @debwilson245 Год назад +163

      it is despicable - He knows it will work, though - rich evangelical leaders ask, and the cult sends their money to them as well - it's part of the madness

    • @mv1362
      @mv1362 Год назад +93

      They'll still send their unemployment checks

    • @guysabol8743
      @guysabol8743 Год назад

      the only man inthe usa without a brain even worse than the scarecrow of OZ

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 Год назад +96

      A cult’s gonna do what a cult’s gotta do.

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 Год назад

      trump has suffered greatly. he has been the victim of three hoaxes. the average person might never even have one hoax pulled on him. 1000 boots on january 6 hoax they can appreciate being tricked. the man's business' model is business fraud , hoaxes and coups. he on the other hand is the perfect sinless man. how dare they hoax him about the boxes they were all planted by the crooked FBI. he never had sex with Mc Dougall or Daniels and never paid a doorman off, it is another hoax and the third the election of 2020 hoax. one man 3 hoaxes he is pretty dumb to fall for it three times. how did he become a billionaire being that stupid. oh wait he inherited most of the money he has left. all those cardboard boxes empty it was all a hoax. all the classified documents another hoax. why are republicans not indicting trump why does it have to be democrats? the republicans are about family values, the rule of law and free and fair elections.

  • @patlynch6517
    @patlynch6517 Год назад +297

    Yes, I am praying for this country- that we can rid ourselves from these psychotic grifters!

    • @baskoller5506
      @baskoller5506 Год назад

      Good luck. You guys seem to be cursed with an endless stream of these parasites.

    • @johnnytmcq
      @johnnytmcq Год назад +5

      Pray if you want, but don't hold your breath waiting for a response.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Год назад +1

      RUclips ads are offensive and the comments largely vacuous. Notwithstanding, here's my suggestion to depoliticize the Supreme Court in the form of a simple recusal rule:
      Any nonpartisan Justice shall have the power to compel two junior partisan Justices to recuse themselves from any political matter brought before the Court.
      Joke time: RBG was the last surviving nonpartisan Justice confirmed by a majority of the Senators from both parties. But that used to be the norm for all the Justices.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Год назад +6

      Pray if you want, but *VOTE.*

    • @cornishmaid9138
      @cornishmaid9138 Год назад +1

      You’d have to start with the 70+ million people who voted for him because they think he’s amazing. 🥸

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch Год назад +154

    Why is a multi millionaire begging for working class people’s money??

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Год назад +19

      Lack of shame, lack of morals, lack of dignity, lack of honor ....

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад

      @@MTMF.london Lack of a usable brain

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions Год назад +13

      Rule #1 of Rich People:
      Never use your own money for anything, if you can use someone else's money.
      How do you think rich people get rich and stay rich?

    • @karimaogden3875
      @karimaogden3875 Год назад +14

      That's what grifters do!

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 Год назад +8

      Grifter's gonna grift. Rube's gonna rube.

  • @spacespector
    @spacespector Год назад +698

    Just a tip: when on trial do not threaten the judge and his family. 😂

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Год назад +19

      TRUE! Donny is "upset", though!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Год назад +1

      I don’t think he understood Miranda rights! Everything can and will be used against him! Just let him burn !

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Год назад +34

      @@johnmaki3046 - Upset is his middle name. He has the maturity a of a 5 year old that had his sand castle stomped on.

    • @Silvana716
      @Silvana716 Год назад +10

      @@Balletified or the judge unlike Trump, compartmentalizes work versus private life, and stays off social media. You may be forgetting that judges work for the government and it is unethical to speak on matters outside the courtroom.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Год назад

      Where's the outrage from FOX " news"??? Trump attacks the judge family ,now it's fine???

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +1552

    We just want accountability. He’s not better than any of us and if he committed a crime he should pay the consequences.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +86

      Yep. If Cohen got 3 years, trump should too.

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 Год назад +61

      ​@@jackderipper2233 exactly... If he was found guilty then trump should be found guilty too. It just sucks it's going to take so long when Cohen was convicted and already served his time.

    • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
      @user-kb9cu4rl9z Год назад +77

      "A crime" you say. He is guilty of many, many crimes. Accountability is far overdue for him.

    • @seanbain9086
      @seanbain9086 Год назад +10

      @@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings 😂😂

    • @majormurphy9354
      @majormurphy9354 Год назад +6

      There’s no crime…. This show sucks

  • @generaljellyroll8737
    @generaljellyroll8737 Год назад +130

    Just because you are facing consequences for your illegal actions doesn’t mean the judges are personally against you.

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад +5

      Trump has no actual reasoning ability

    • @hayleyferguson3346
      @hayleyferguson3346 Год назад +5

      Everyone is against him. He's a perpetual victim. 😂

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Год назад +3

      It's a "witch hunt"! I am ALSO waiting for "BIGFOOT" to have coffee tomorrow morning!

    • @andrelevesque2405
      @andrelevesque2405 Год назад +2

      That old 'you're WITH me or you're AGAINST me' simplistic binary rhetoric.

    • @pnpgutterfold
      @pnpgutterfold Год назад

      It does mean the judges are personally against you IF you are a narcissist. Had the profound misfortune of growing up with a parent like this. They love seeing other people being held accountable, but when it's their turn, they cry fowl and bloody murder. In their minds, they're not culpable for anything and therefore any attempts towards that aim is classified as persecution. It would be fascinating to witness if it wasn't also as trauma-inducing and damaging as it is for everyone around them.

  • @davidpete4062
    @davidpete4062 Год назад +69

    MAGA now stands for My Ass Got Arrested

  • @KatosBarr
    @KatosBarr Год назад +290

    So Graham cries and asks money while Agent Orange takes off in his own plane! Unbelievable !!

    • @josephmarkese8563
      @josephmarkese8563 Год назад +3

      Yeaaap

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Год назад +12

      Can't make this ship up.

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 Год назад +15

      jet fuel is expensive

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir Год назад +8

      ​@@moonhunter9993And Trump is a "billionaire", so again, why does he need money?

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Год назад +11

      ​@@EmperorSeramirare you asking MAGAts to think logically?..

  • @scotttrafford2617
    @scotttrafford2617 Год назад +158

    When he gets sentenced, I hope the judge gives him what he wants. FOUR MORE YEARS!

    • @laduchesse6530
      @laduchesse6530 Год назад +3

      👍👍👍😄😄😄👍👍👍

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 Год назад +1

      yeah!

    • @Dbeckdesign68
      @Dbeckdesign68 Год назад +15

      I heard he wants to be president for life, so give him that life sentence he’s dreaming of, judge! 😂

    • @Scarletspeedster68
      @Scarletspeedster68 Год назад +8

      Would that be four more years for each felony count? Lol😅😅😅😅😅

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir Год назад +3

      I'd prefer him getting life in prison in a cell with Bubba.

  • @WaningGibbous
    @WaningGibbous Год назад +25

    The maga tears are thick here, and I love it! 😢😢

  • @stevenwilkinson2031
    @stevenwilkinson2031 Год назад +14

    Make American great again put Trump in jail.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Год назад +615

    If by "perfect", you mean a "treasonous crime against our country", you'd be correct.

    • @Terastas
      @Terastas Год назад +18

      Trump only asks one question about everything.
      Q: "Was it done by Trump?"
      Y: "It was perfect. The best ever."
      N: "It was the worst ever. A total disaster."

    • @hk6780
      @hk6780 Год назад +3

      what treason?

    • @spacer125
      @spacer125 Год назад

      Prosecuting criminals is not treason.
      Don't be f*cking ridiculous.

    • @theduder2617
      @theduder2617 Год назад +9

      I see that a few who have responded missed the bus entirely.
      Such a sad state our nation. To think that there are so many intentionally blind to objective reality in order to cling to a blind worship at any cost.
      Reading comprehension is now a dead ability. I offer a few of the responses under your comment as objective evidence.

    • @theduder2617
      @theduder2617 Год назад

      @@hk6780
      Brace yourself as far too many these days no longer understand how to define words.
      TREASON (noun): the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT.
      That is EXACTLY the treason that was being mentioned. In case you forgot, those crimes have a date forever noted in historical records. 1-06-2021

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Год назад +1288

    “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.” Lindsay Graham 2016.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Год назад

      CNN should invite him on, and as soon as they start, just start looping that audio, nice and loud so everyone can hear. They should call him to the carpet. Let's see Lady G $hit her panties on Live TV.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад

      He should have stuck to his guns when he said that. Instead, he got in bed with Trump (Ugh. *There's* a visual aid). And it just might cost him . *BIGLY.*

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 Год назад +24

      Yea, that was so 2016!

    • @jeanneratterman
      @jeanneratterman Год назад +34

      True in 2016. If possible, more true today. The 🤥 squad 🤬

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Год назад

      Now he’s crying for him & asking hard working people to send $$$. T*umps plane needs fuel. Freaking pity Party

  • @UncommonEyes
    @UncommonEyes Год назад +34

    Some yers ago when they were saying “pray for the president” I prayed for a real one and that’s what we got in 2020.😊

  • @steppenwolf3252
    @steppenwolf3252 Год назад +38

    MAGA = Make Accountability Great Again!

    • @ravi4846
      @ravi4846 Год назад +1

      MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested ....
      ... and so did I ...

    • @sylviaroberts8297
      @sylviaroberts8297 Год назад +1

      This needs to be on teeshirts lol

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +1461

    I’d like to thank everyone who voted Janet Protasiewicz onto Wisconsin’s supreme court. Repubs are having a full-blown meltdown.

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo Год назад +71

      The kids are alright man... they give me hope.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад

      I saw her opponent's speech after he lost. Sore loser doesn't even BEGIN to describe Daniel Kelly.

    • @robvangessel3766
      @robvangessel3766 Год назад

      I don't think so: the GOP cult conversely won a super majority in the state senate, and they're rushing to impeach the new liberal Supreme Court Justice - JUST for apparently being appointed! Republicans of today are like a lunatic witch's coven - but with maggot-sized IQs.

    • @BjManberries
      @BjManberries Год назад +65

      We did our job PROUDLY! Still don't know how Ron Johnson won.

    • @simul8rduude
      @simul8rduude Год назад +47

      She's definitely right about gerrymandering. Just saw her interview on Brian Tyler Cohen this morning

  • @Deseis
    @Deseis Год назад +1337

    I'm a Canadian and I laughed so loudly at "astronoot" that I startled my moose

    • @colinyandon6137
      @colinyandon6137 Год назад +42

      You have a pet mouse?

    • @Dbeckdesign68
      @Dbeckdesign68 Год назад +70

      Did you spill your maple syrup and apologize to it? 😂 Sorry, couldn’t resist. My friends in Toronto joke about the stereotypes all the time.

    • @ashleighzee1611
      @ashleighzee1611 Год назад +12

      @@colinyandon6137 I see what you did there...

    • @Renklaf1
      @Renklaf1 Год назад +5

      @@colinyandon6137 Wait, what? You pet your mouse? That's odd.

    • @humbleevidenceaccepter7712
      @humbleevidenceaccepter7712 Год назад +28

      Still upset they won't let my moose into Timmy's

  • @danwallach8826
    @danwallach8826 Год назад +10

    I hope Stephen gets to interview the entire Artemis crew on their safe return!

  • @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306
    @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 Год назад +51

    I can only imagine what his less then perfect phone calls are like when his perfect ones incriminate him so epically.

    • @starsalign9336
      @starsalign9336 Год назад

      Yeah, if his perfect calls are of him trying to commit serious crimes, then the less than perfect ones would be what?

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +577

    Lindsey Graham first cried for Herschel and now he’s crying for Donnie on Fox. Imagine how hard he’ll be crying when both Fox and Donnie are finally gutted in court.

    • @mctavish199
      @mctavish199 Год назад +19

      We're in the middle of a pronoun war. Let's get Missie Graham's pronouns correct here folks.

    • @cherylb6755
      @cherylb6755 Год назад +8

      @@mctavish199~ Where some folks are concerned, wouldn’t it be more appropriate and easier to dispense with pronouns all together and just go with “it”?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +9

      Eating a carton of chocolate ice cream in the bathtub level of sadness. lol

    • @kathyastrom1315
      @kathyastrom1315 Год назад +25

      I am just as excited by the thought of Dominion wiping out all of Fox’s money as I am at the idea of T***P getting an orange jumpsuit not nearly as cool as the Artemis crew.

    • @rfresa
      @rfresa Год назад +37

      If only he got this upset about school shootings.

  • @godofwar2790
    @godofwar2790 Год назад +1183

    If you're a trump supporter at this point, you left your sanity long ago

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад

      Truly, kkkult folk are so far out there, I don't think they'll ever make it back into decent society. What a waste...

    • @nahelbeuk
      @nahelbeuk Год назад +88

      ​@@lancebornmann1160 Stranger*

    • @alexmauger7033
      @alexmauger7033 Год назад +56

      @@lancebornmann1160 delusional-er*

    • @j05ep111
      @j05ep111 Год назад +49

      @@nahelbeuk *Crazier

    • @sareeyemanusqaame8723
      @sareeyemanusqaame8723 Год назад

      @@lancebornmann1160 is it true trump supporters love and engage incest?

  • @karenkieffer3684
    @karenkieffer3684 Год назад +3

    When the NASA promo had that line "to the moon", I was kind of hoping they would show a clip from the old Honeymooners show ... "To the moon, Alice!" ... classic line!

  • @luciamiller1555
    @luciamiller1555 Год назад +1

    Simply the BEST😂🎉
    Mille Grazie from Sicily❤

  • @elhoward7440
    @elhoward7440 Год назад +96

    Somebody fetch Miss Lindsey her smelling salts, she's having a conniption fit, bless her little heart!

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Год назад

      I fully expected him to yell: "Touch the screeeen, touch the screeeen! Heeeal, heeeal! Jeebus COMMANDS you to max out your credit card for Preh-suh-dent Truhmppp!!!"
      What a slimy toad of a scammer. What a despicable vile creature that guy is!

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 Год назад +1

      Bravo 👀💯💯🖐️

    • @sassykitty292
      @sassykitty292 Год назад

      LMAO!!!

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад

      He has no heart

  • @kenjeshadugui
    @kenjeshadugui Год назад +2

    Best monologue you've done Stephen! Cracking the fk up over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KenWesaw-up5wf
    @KenWesaw-up5wf Год назад +10

    Trump has to be the most hated man in america

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +433

    Donnie’s attorneys are competing over who can outstupid Rudy. Looks like it’s going to be a tight race.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Год назад +2

      Truth !

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад

      I see more rallies at the Four Seasons Landscaping Company next to the dildo shop in the future.

    • @wieslawmaciag2142
      @wieslawmaciag2142 Год назад +5

      Who .? Rudy Tutti Fruity Giuliani.?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад

      Tighter than a pro lifer's sphincter after hearing the word "abortion".

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Год назад +8

      NOBODY can OUTSTUPID Rudy, though!

  • @Screechsmom
    @Screechsmom Год назад +58

    Why does Drump need our money if he’s so rich?

    • @GN-vm4co
      @GN-vm4co Год назад

      Coz he's fighting for us, to take our country back. At Least according to him..

    • @thisbushnell2012
      @thisbushnell2012 Год назад +5

      Like all Grifting Oligarchic Patricians, he never plays with his own money, only that of the rubes, the marks, the dupes.

    • @matthiasplatz5919
      @matthiasplatz5919 Год назад +4

      That's how he gets and stays rich.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character Год назад +4

      He's addicted to opium - I mean OPM.
      Other People's Money.

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Год назад +1

      @@CD_Character clever!!

  • @kennethward9530
    @kennethward9530 Год назад +1

    He had the airing of grievances, without the aluminum pole and feats of strength? Someone is not living up to the true spirit of Festivus.

  • @themiltonguy4530
    @themiltonguy4530 Год назад +3

    The monologues are so well written and Stephen delivers them so well that people cheered at "Feline Leukemia"

  • @whiplashfatigue1430
    @whiplashfatigue1430 Год назад +88

    By definition, something cannot be “more perfect”

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +6

      Thank you. Was thinking the same thing.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile Год назад +8

      While I agree, it's part of the preamble to the US Constitution.

    • @francesinez126
      @francesinez126 Год назад

      @@sophiophile Hmm. Interesting point.

    • @evangonzalez2245
      @evangonzalez2245 Год назад

      ​@@sophiophile that's only applicable when we're starting with something less than perfect.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Год назад +678

    I could see the T____ hating wife joke coming from a mile away but still laughed when it hit.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Год назад +8

      It was indeed amazing 😂❤

    • @sixhats
      @sixhats Год назад +20

      That punchline hit so hard I thought I owed it money

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 Год назад

      He has a country that hates him too.

    • @norrisfong6445
      @norrisfong6445 Год назад +20

      Noticeably absent at the arraignment and the whinefest afterward.

    • @pisto30
      @pisto30 Год назад +20

      @@norrisfong6445 Arraignments weren't part of the pre-nup, I guess.

  • @meh52749
    @meh52749 Год назад +4

    You're right, CONald, there was never a more perfect call. 👍😄

  • @craigalexander966
    @craigalexander966 Год назад +106

    For a “billionaire” he begs for money an awful lot.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +524

    Donnie’s indictment has made Matt Gaetz’s mistress so upset she’s considering quitting middle school.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Год назад

      It's funny because Matt Gaetz is literally a pedophile.
      Literally.

    • @davidleedougherty6478
      @davidleedougherty6478 Год назад +28

      That one never gets old...*all together* just like Matt gaetzs gf !!

    • @mctavish199
      @mctavish199 Год назад +22

      Oh/ She's moved up a grade?

    • @davidleedougherty6478
      @davidleedougherty6478 Год назад +14

      I heard Matt gaetz is so upset his chin swelled up more than three jay lenos

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +9

      @@mctavish199 Nope. She graduates this year, so her middle school debut is right around the corner

  • @derektoronto1
    @derektoronto1 Год назад +4

    And one Canadian! 😂

  • @curtrice6060
    @curtrice6060 Год назад +5

    Steven, I hope you follow all these news clips. You and a dozen others are educating the world ❤ 😅 !

    • @curtrice6060
      @curtrice6060 Год назад

      Sorry I spelled your name incorrectly .😢

  • @lyudmillawasright.
    @lyudmillawasright. Год назад +28

    The prosecutors are going to ask some "VERY PERFECT QUESTIONS" beautiful questions.

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees Год назад +553

    Only poor people should be held accountable for their crimes - THE GOP

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg Год назад +4

    He had me HOWLING with the Lindsey Graham imitation! I think I woke up my family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg Год назад

      Lindsey seems to be turning into Tammy Faye before our eyes.

    • @robynsegg
      @robynsegg Год назад

      I know, right??? 🤣

    • @robynsegg
      @robynsegg Год назад

      @@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg I was in tears from "Grown-Up Campbell Soup Kid" to "Feline Leukemia, Amen"! 🤣

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Год назад +3

    He’s just so damned proud of those phone calls. Can he be any more petty? Yeah, he can.

  • @dana.j9062
    @dana.j9062 Год назад +43

    Business fraud is his brand lol .....so true Colbert!

  • @Shicksalblume
    @Shicksalblume Год назад +65

    Showing Gaetz and MTG as prom dates is just wrong. MTG is way too old for him. He prefers his women to actually be prom age.

    • @anhedonicauthor
      @anhedonicauthor Год назад +3

      This is the best Matt Gaetz I think I’ve ever heard. 😂

    • @mcgovemj
      @mcgovemj Год назад +9

      Sophomores don’t usually go to prom.

    • @mctavish199
      @mctavish199 Год назад +3

      She could perform the Nutcracker Suite for him -- ask Kevin.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Год назад +2

      You mean "he prefers his 'women' to be little girls"?

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Год назад

      And (perhaps) MALE?

  • @deathlokprime2645
    @deathlokprime2645 Год назад +1

    What I wouldn’t give to see Jon Stewart doing a Lindsey Graham impression here, with tears streaming down his face.

  • @chicagoboy1106
    @chicagoboy1106 Год назад +4

    *LOCK HIM UP! GAG ORDER, PLEASE!"*

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 Год назад +206

    Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for acknowledging the holiday of Passover. Happy Easter to you and your family!

  • @therealtulip
    @therealtulip Год назад +2

    Thanks, Stephen! Happy Easter to you and your family 🥰

  • @TheLadyMaul
    @TheLadyMaul Год назад +2

    Also Lindsay Graham: I failed at being a televangelist, so I went into politics.

  • @y2kelly66
    @y2kelly66 Год назад +226

    I wouldn't be surprised if gaetz, MTG, boebert, et al all get arrested someday. Shady as hell grifters.

    • @kathybarnett1905
      @kathybarnett1905 Год назад +14

      Can't be soon enough

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Год назад

      I'm surprised Gaetz wasn't already arrested for his part in that child sex trafficking ring him and his buddie had going. Good thing for him that the republicans openly support Satanic pedos.

    • @mv1362
      @mv1362 Год назад +8

      I'm praying 🙏🙏🙏

    • @GS-uy4xo
      @GS-uy4xo Год назад

      An exclusive club of despicable people - a true representation of their party - (the orange clown is the cherry on top).

    • @ddalberg5313
      @ddalberg5313 Год назад +2

      Quit teasing us

  • @theinternaut1991
    @theinternaut1991 Год назад +78

    Holy shit I nearly died choking on my water when Lindsey gram asked me to pray😂

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +8

      If anything he should insist that they don't pray. Those prayers might set Trump on fire.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Год назад +4

      Gotta be "HOLY MOLY" water?

  • @bober1019
    @bober1019 Год назад +1

    asking money to fund a criminal is criminal in itself. when will the insanity end?

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад

      Unlike how Republcans see justice, he is innocent until proven guilty

  • @newvickchick2818
    @newvickchick2818 Год назад +82

    Best late night host. True Patriot.

    • @alexanderr627
      @alexanderr627 Год назад

      Patriot? Bought and paid for cuck...

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Год назад

      Democrats are just becoming conservative pod people. You can barely contain yourselves anymore. Just own it already.

    • @reanimationeas342
      @reanimationeas342 Год назад +2

      Amen to that

  • @patrickmcgraw9168
    @patrickmcgraw9168 Год назад +3

    You may say to yourself
    This is not my Trump-hating judge
    And you may say to yourself
    This is not my Trump-hating wife
    Shame as it ever was
    Shame as it ever was

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l Год назад +1

    That Lindsey Graham joke was golden😅

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Год назад +762

    Pity They Couldn't Find A Handcuff Small Enough To Fit Them Tiny Hands!

  • @j.c.5528
    @j.c.5528 Год назад +264

    I know it ate up a lot of monologue time, but thanks for sharing that whole Artemis promo. Those heroes deserve it!

    • @richard1472
      @richard1472 Год назад +13

      You said it. It was a little intense but, okay.
      I'm actually older than NASA (for reals!).
      So this will be fascinating for me as a kind of "now and then" comparison type deal.

    • @CDNmukherji
      @CDNmukherji Год назад +17

      USA!! USA!! And one Canadian!!😂

    • @candersson65
      @candersson65 Год назад +5

      REAL American heros.

    • @rickfairfax9631
      @rickfairfax9631 Год назад +6

      @@candersson65 and one Canadian!

    • @elisemiller13
      @elisemiller13 Год назад +5

      @@rickfairfax9631 On last check, Canada was part of America....ya' know...North America.....

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Год назад +455

    'Trump Hater' -a label to be worn with pride.

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +27

      I want the cap and the t shirt!

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +40

      Exactly. It means you're a decent good -hearted informed American who is wise enough to never join a cult.

    • @kathylittlejohn4823
      @kathylittlejohn4823 Год назад +6

      Can I get that shirt on Amazon? 😂😂😂

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад

      @J. FK leave the cult son. They never end well. Get your GED, kiss a girl, find a job.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад +1

      The tat will be everywhere.

  • @Navigator2166
    @Navigator2166 Год назад +1

    That is a cool promotion for NASA! Thanks

  • @rebeccapaul6455
    @rebeccapaul6455 Год назад

    You were ON FIRE last night. Thank you. I may live after all.

  • @facespaz
    @facespaz Год назад +66

    Excited about the Artemis II moon mission, a salute to the crew!

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Год назад

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      TIME IS ALMOST UP! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM, ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM INTO YOUR HEART & LIFE, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze Год назад +2

      I LOVE the MOON,, you astronauts do our world proud.

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Год назад +1

      I was 16 when we first went to the moon and remember it well. I'm just as excited about this mission and I'm now 70.

  • @stealthattack2209
    @stealthattack2209 Год назад +220

    The judge specifically asked him not to issue statements attacking the judiciary and he goes right into it lol

    • @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306
      @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 Год назад +26

      Even a gag order would not stop him. He still thinks he is above the law. I could imagine him scribbling "I WON" all over the prison walls with ketchup.

    • @erikl827
      @erikl827 Год назад

      ​@@whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306W comment

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir Год назад

      I don't know what the judge was expecting. Trump can't keep his tiny hands off social media for a minute. Always whining about being a victim like a little bitch.

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue Год назад +17

      he was never told ‘no’ growing up.
      He was never taught to respect anyone except incredibly wealthy white ‘men’;
      He has always had lawyers to get him out of any trouble.

    • @matthewemrys1798
      @matthewemrys1798 Год назад

      ​​@@whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 Right because a court order to not exercise speech is clearly in your best interest?

  • @daemenoth
    @daemenoth Год назад +2

    If the USA and Canada ever merge we should call ourselves the US-Eh

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe Год назад +3

    I miss jon batiste - but I equally love what this current band is pumpin out. THEY friggin JAM tight! 🖤

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад +1

      Why'd they push the conga player into the background? No a better question is why do they have that commercial break where they show the band but not hear what they are playing. Better to silence the commercials as we've seen most of them countless times before?

  • @Nigglebaun
    @Nigglebaun Год назад +130

    Republicans flip flop so much it's an exercise routine.

    • @katwalkable
      @katwalkable Год назад

      The GOP can flip flop at will and rewrite history at will
      Since their followers have memories of goldfish.

    • @ricardosanchez4112
      @ricardosanchez4112 Год назад +4

      It's the biggest raves in all the gyms throughout the country. Lindsey girl perfected the flip flopping technic it's a sensation, NOT said no one. 🤔😆

    • @Jaq365
      @Jaq365 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Год назад +404

    I look forward to Former Guy not being able to vote for himself in 2024.
    Coz convicts can't vote in FL.

    • @alexanderdumas-
      @alexanderdumas- Год назад +9

      Bruh the law in Florida was changed in 2019 so felons could vote however the catch is that they must pay all their court fines which can be in the hundreds of thousands for some, but Trump even a convict could pay that easily, and still be able to vote for himself

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Год назад

      @@alexanderdumas- Ooh, that's some cognitive dissonance there. Does he pay what he owes or does he vote for himself? Hmmm.... Such a conundrum. I think he would vote illegally somehow, like steal someone else's ballot. He made a video not long ago telling his supporters to go ahead and cheat, so it's really no problem to him, he'll just gamble that he'll get away with it. No way he pays his court bills! Paying bills is for chumps, not Trumps!

    • @Katiedid1975
      @Katiedid1975 Год назад +34

      He'd be in jail in NY, not Florida. But, good thought. I'm looking for him to go to jail in Georgia.

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Год назад +4

      @@alexanderdumas- bruh that sucks

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Год назад +20

      Doesn't apply if he's convicted in NY.
      What is a problem is that he is barred by law from using Mar-A-Lago as a residency, so he's already voted illegally, and will do so again. Authorities in FL already declined to prosecute.

  • @suezbell1
    @suezbell1 Год назад +1

    Safe trip, Artemis II crew.

  • @sheenak3733
    @sheenak3733 Год назад +2

    No one calls it "the boxes hoax" but him.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад +213

    "I have a Trump-hating judge, with a Trump-hating wife".
    "Well.....at least that's one thing you and the judge have in common".
    😂😂😂😂

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Год назад

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      TIME IS ALMOST UP! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM, ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM INTO YOUR HEART & LIFE, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 Год назад +4

      Brilliant 😂😂😂😂💯

    • @MiloZfunk
      @MiloZfunk Год назад

      Yep. Our lock his ass up music video you may enjoy ruclips.net/video/RWvprHE6dNI/видео.html

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +1

      He also has a Trump-hating chef who spits in his food every night.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Год назад +1

      One of a very few and honest things he uttered 😂

  • @mk1st
    @mk1st Год назад +20

    That WAS a perfect phone call.
    We could hear every word.

  • @teresagallagher3943
    @teresagallagher3943 Год назад

    Top notch piece. Every moment was successful.😅😅😅😅

  • @barryl.spencer1564
    @barryl.spencer1564 Год назад +1

    No money, no prayers. LOCK HIM UP!

  • @bellagirlgirl8827
    @bellagirlgirl8827 Год назад +2

    Any political party that allows MTG and the Pillow guy high visibility needs to do some major house cleaning.

  • @marilynmurray3041
    @marilynmurray3041 Год назад +116

    I remember my dad waking me up on the morning of the first take off to the moon. It’s been a while. Looking forward to seeing history being made again!

    • @lindakautzman7388
      @lindakautzman7388 Год назад +4

      Yes...you never forget

    • @nunyabiznez7269
      @nunyabiznez7269 Год назад +2

      My dad did the same.

    • @dale3404
      @dale3404 Год назад +2

      My father is a huge space program fan. I remember watching all of the launches and moon landings. My future FIL worked on the odd-numbered space flights, and my husband and I lived on the Space Coast for decades. It was a lot of fun.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 Год назад

      We used to get up at the weirdest times and watch every launch 🇨🇦

  • @francesinez126
    @francesinez126 Год назад +21

    "And, of course, Kellyanne Conway." Awesome call-back.😂😂

    • @Jaq365
      @Jaq365 Год назад +1

      I caught that too! Maybe the most under appreciated comment in this great monologue. That and the trump-hating wife.

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 Год назад

    Everyone at Mar-A-Lago knows about the boxes, that's *why* you're being investigated!

  • @Traint_Trungdrundringsron
    @Traint_Trungdrundringsron Год назад

    Traint Trundrungdringsron here - just sending praise again to the band. I get a lot even out of the 7 second outros before commerical break. Catos' arrangements / compositions / tunes are so catchy, so musical and consoling.

  • @leonardmecca8169
    @leonardmecca8169 Год назад +38

    Nothing like the orange grifter asking for money to pay his legal fees but goes to court in his private jet.

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg Год назад

      A very, very old private jet, which as Lawrence O'Donnell amusingly pointed out recently, used to be owned by a Mexican airline. Trump's favourite people.

  • @byronjohnson4097
    @byronjohnson4097 Год назад +71

    If these phone calls are so perfect, why did he classify the official transcript of him talking to Daddy Putin?

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 Год назад +7

      And why did he insist on private meetings no interpreters , recording etc. Of their meetings?

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад +1

      And why in the world do you presume he is capable of truth, reason, higher level thinking?

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions Год назад

      Do not forget, Trump ban all Americans even his translator from that meeting with the Russian ambassador.

  • @mphmph1198
    @mphmph1198 Год назад +1

    Too bad Miss Lindsey couldn't feel that kind of compassion for murdered school children.

  • @u0455294
    @u0455294 Год назад +1

    I would rather light my money on fire than give it to Donald Trump...

  • @edd2184
    @edd2184 Год назад +54

    Give a supposed billionaire money... The same billionaire that help no one that protested on his behalf, or provided them any legal aid.

    • @lezafreemont1863
      @lezafreemont1863 Год назад +8

      Plus.. what does rump need money for?his legal expenses? The guy doesn't pay his lawyers 😂

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry Год назад +2

      Seems it would be easier to just give us the next mistress' Venmo so they can just pay it directly to her this time.

    • @lezafreemont1863
      @lezafreemont1863 Год назад +2

      @@Shortkingharry ah but you understand not.. hes cheap and wants to write that money off as a business expense. Lol. You see he doesn't pay lawyers OR taxes

    • @paulluchter137
      @paulluchter137 Год назад +1

      @@lezafreemont1863 But don't you know, the IRS is still auditing him! lol

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions Год назад

      Losers will be losers.

  • @dkayflowers79
    @dkayflowers79 Год назад +27

    So they had, not a soul train line, but a treason train line with all the back up dancers down the center line😅

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Год назад

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      TIME IS ALMOST UP! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM, ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM INTO YOUR HEART & LIFE, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @deathlokprime2645
    @deathlokprime2645 Год назад

    How can you have something that’s perfect and then a similar thing that’s even more perfect?

  • @rosamundg.3789
    @rosamundg.3789 Год назад

    One of Colbert's BEST!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +169

    Based on MTG public display of intelligence, it only takes a couple of brain cells to be victorious over her.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +1

      She's an embarrassment to every decent good-hearted informed American.

    • @wieslawmaciag2142
      @wieslawmaciag2142 Год назад +17

      Good lord ,
      She can be out witted by a sloth .

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад +9

      Literally anyone would be better...

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +8

      "Deeerp?" -- MTG's retort

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +11

      A rock has more intelligence than MTG.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Год назад +163

    Trump supporters twisted logic : our dear leader is a billionaire still we will send him money.

    • @tonyr683
      @tonyr683 Год назад

      Biden is a millionaire on tax payer money,,, don't even start me on his son

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад +20

      And they will. They're radicalized

    • @KappakIaus
      @KappakIaus Год назад +5

      Well, it's not much different from what's going on with streamers (twitch, RUclips etc.) nowadays. People making millions are still getting donations from their viewers. Always seemed weird to me.

    • @stanleylizewski5300
      @stanleylizewski5300 Год назад

      @@ferox965 democrats are uneducated , ignorant and brain washed....

    • @mandyharewood886
      @mandyharewood886 Год назад +8

      ​@@KappakIaus At least the viewers are getting content they love.

  • @stevenmyers6153
    @stevenmyers6153 Год назад

    Colbert knocked it out of the park again!!!

  • @COPKALA
    @COPKALA Год назад +2

    dump is so rich but so rich that he needs to have linsey to beg to give money to the 'criminal in chief'.

  • @randystegemann9990
    @randystegemann9990 Год назад +31

    The most perfect call will be the next guilty verdict he gets.

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 Год назад +5

      THAT'S THE ONLY PERFECT CALL THAT'S IMPORTANT!😂😂😂

  • @peterthinks
    @peterthinks Год назад +66

    We placing bets on how soon he catches a contempt charge?

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Год назад +4

      I say three weeks in, on a Monday.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Год назад +1

      Side bet on who takes him into custody if he does..Federal Marshals or FBI?

  • @ragnorrock416
    @ragnorrock416 Год назад

    The Honeymooners said it best "One of these days TO THE MOON BABY!"

  • @lindaouellette6656
    @lindaouellette6656 Год назад

    Ohhhhhh, LYNDSEY I am praying and it’s working 😂😂😂😂 thanks…

  • @beansnrice321
    @beansnrice321 Год назад +26

    Anyone notice Lindsay's spray tan and Trump doo? XD

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 Год назад +2

      Yes! I'm like WTF?

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 Год назад +48

    Yep, he has listed all the perfect crimes. I had to chuckle when he said, "do you remember..." Yes we do. Because you never let anyone forget.

  • @JD-FU
    @JD-FU Год назад +1

    Proves this is for the ignorant by the ignorant!
    FACT.

  • @georgeg6549
    @georgeg6549 Год назад +58

    So trump fathered a child with one of the house keepers in the 80s
    Would that child be George santos??

  • @prissilou
    @prissilou Год назад

    And once again, that's why I love Stephen Colbert....

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +98

    The Lardfather booking it back to Florida as soon as his arraignment is over has the same energy as a little kid who lost a fight and then threatened in tears to come back with his big brother who knows karate: whiny, pathetic, and precisely as immature.

    • @Yowza78
      @Yowza78 Год назад +2

      That sounds oddly specific.

    • @tomo.3678
      @tomo.3678 Год назад +13

      The Lardfather...brilliant!! 😂

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +1

      @@Yowza78 it is. Because we're talking about King Baby Coward.

  • @donaldwilliams4161
    @donaldwilliams4161 Год назад +47

    Did anyone notice that at the Mara Largo event in Homophobic Florida that they were playing as a warm up song Rebel Rebel by David Bowie. Got your mother in a world where she's not sure you are boy or a girl.

    • @jeffreyhirshenson8060
      @jeffreyhirshenson8060 Год назад +8

      Sad they cowardly did it after David Bowie is dead and can't protest

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Год назад

      Republicans are too dumb to understand song lyrics that aren't just the title. That's why they think "Born in the USA", "Rockin' in the Free World", and "Fortunate Son" are _"'Murrikah, hell yeah!"_ anthems.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад +14

      Pretty sure Bowie would have put a stop to that if he were here.

    • @Chris.Pontius
      @Chris.Pontius Год назад +13

      I believe it's "You've got your mother in a whirl
      'Cause she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl"
      Thank god he isn't alive to experience this horrible abuse of his music.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад +5

      Are they all that deeply closeted?
      I'm just asking.