Jen Kirkman Describes Her First Horny Date After Divorce | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @amsedelm
    @amsedelm 3 года назад +4392

    When I was 22 I dated a 38 yr old woman. She taught me everything. That was back in the the early 80's. I am now 64 and her about 80. Lol I just want to thank her. Best memories ever.

    • @RemyKBartels
      @RemyKBartels 3 года назад +95

      That math doesn't add up. If you were 22 in the early 80s lets even say 1980 and its 2020 you would still only be 62 and thats if it was 1980 if it was the early 80s like 1983 then you would be 59 so when exactly did you date?
      Now if you dated in the late 70s, say 1978 then your math would be perfect

    • @amsedelm
      @amsedelm 3 года назад +142

      @@RemyKBartels Actually I don't really know just how old she was. She never told me. lol So I'm just guessing. She might have been older. Because she liked dancing with me in her apartment to "I Only Have Eyes For You", which was way before my time. Ha! I think it was around 1980 when I met her. Roughly. My memory is fuzzy about some parts of my life. I really shd look that up. I dated her into the early 80's. I know because I became a hair metal musician then and she wd come see me perform at Lamour in Brooklyn, NY. So that wd make me around 24 when I started dating her. Not jailbait, but I wasn't very experienced and she liked guys with long hair. Thank you for fact checking! 8)))

    • @evaristusadindu7283
      @evaristusadindu7283 3 года назад +44

      @@RemyKBartels the issue ain't the year of births but the fact that he dated someone older....

    • @itzjdub282
      @itzjdub282 3 года назад +36

      She's dead

    • @amsedelm
      @amsedelm 3 года назад +67

      @@itzjdub282 Could be. I searched all over the net. Nothing. God bless her.

  • @KayZee1957
    @KayZee1957 4 года назад +12445

    Expecting a 20 year old drummer to have money is like expecting congress to act in our best interests.

    • @roumyapratapsingh3514
      @roumyapratapsingh3514 4 года назад +65

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @iamergoproxy3476
      @iamergoproxy3476 4 года назад +54

      You deserve more likes

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 4 года назад +96

      It's like expecting *Mitch McConnell* to have a moral compass.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 4 года назад +22

      YOU,"THE PEOPLE " KEEP ELECTING AS SHOLES FROM THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. ELECT THE GREEN PARTY IF YOU REALLY WANT PEOPLE'S BEST INTEREST FIRST! !!

    • @Soulslayer612
      @Soulslayer612 4 года назад +1

      @Winston Churchill It's pronounced 'Murican.

  • @dannyr2976
    @dannyr2976 4 года назад +14191

    _"There's no word for a man in his 40s, and dates someone younger"_ Yeah there is, it's called 'rich'

    • @thedon3579
      @thedon3579 4 года назад +244

      @ᄋᄋᄁᄌ yeah because she wants the money

    • @pleaseenteraname6590
      @pleaseenteraname6590 4 года назад +25

      @the don what?!?!?!?!?

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +361

      @ᄋᄋᄁᄌ
      Nah, either "gold digger" or "potential #MeToo scandal" (Get it ? Ha !)

    • @bribli2177
      @bribli2177 4 года назад +33

      John Wayne That’s illegal.

    • @apuuvah
      @apuuvah 4 года назад +4

      Yeah.

  • @ughettapbacon
    @ughettapbacon 2 года назад +1211

    100 percent true story. When I was 27 I hooked up with a thirty-nine-year-old cougar spent the night with her and drove her to her divorce hearing in the morning.

  • @ivano2863
    @ivano2863 4 года назад +17254

    Older divorced ladies are the best, they'll let you put it anywhere, and make you dinner after lol

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 4 года назад +766

      @Valkyrie You've got a lot to learn, junior.

    • @ivano2863
      @ivano2863 4 года назад +443

      @Valkyrie damn, why are you so mad?

    • @allier1867
      @allier1867 4 года назад +268

      thats what divorcees are expected of now... yikes. im never getting married

    • @pst5345
      @pst5345 4 года назад +98

      @Valkyrie after putting it everywhere he surely might be😂

    • @ivano2863
      @ivano2863 4 года назад +296

      @@pst5345 I always wear protection when I go for a ride in the fudge tunnel.

  • @robertkennedy1293
    @robertkennedy1293 4 года назад +1858

    Horniness should be rated on a scale of impairment of decision-making.

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 4 года назад +89

      On a scale from "i bought gas station sushi" to "i fell and it just got stuck up there", how impaired was your decision making?

    • @ATFprdepartment
      @ATFprdepartment 3 года назад +63

      From “slept with a cougar” to “woke up with a tattoo of the name Vanessa on my ass cheek, I do not know anyone named Vanessa”

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 3 года назад +5

      YES

    • @consciousbeing1188
      @consciousbeing1188 3 года назад +8

      From "Gonna go out and pickup tonight" to "Got so drunk I woke up nekkid next to a swamp donkey"... Solution? Should've paid for a professional.

    • @guyvelvet1980
      @guyvelvet1980 3 года назад +2

      Hey I'm going to quote you on that :)

  • @DavidMaclin351
    @DavidMaclin351 3 года назад +4167

    I was dating an older lady in her late 40s, once. We were laying there and she asked if I ever had a mother daughter 3 some. I said let's go!!!! So she yells "Hey MOM!!! Come in here!!!"

    • @kingbush8696
      @kingbush8696 3 года назад +226

      😂😂lol

    • @mohibelahi2189
      @mohibelahi2189 3 года назад +544

      Had us in the first half ngl

    • @stevenday9687
      @stevenday9687 3 года назад +208

      Lol. Be careful what you wish for. Comes in smelling like coffee & Ben-Gay & hands you Butterscotch candy

    • @roderickdabney9197
      @roderickdabney9197 3 года назад +58

      That's hilarious!😂

    • @RyukenXX
      @RyukenXX 2 года назад +19

      You awakened something in me, only to let it down. Fuck you

  • @donaldpriola1807
    @donaldpriola1807 2 года назад +310

    She's a cut above most similar comedians. She's not saying stuff just to be provacative, she's telling a funny, self-deprecating story. Good work.

    • @davemorphling7432
      @davemorphling7432 10 месяцев назад +6

      she's exactly like other comedians, and is talking about the only topic that is a 'guaranteed' laugh. pathetic.

    • @foxxstain
      @foxxstain 10 месяцев назад

      woman only talk about sex in comedy that's true@@davemorphling7432

    • @somecsguy9824
      @somecsguy9824 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@davemorphling7432 I guess everyone who's laughing is pathetic, too. Or you know maybe you just have different tastes. Grow up.

    • @davemorphling7432
      @davemorphling7432 10 месяцев назад

      yeah most guys are x-deprived in the west, why they find such things funny, including obviously you @@somecsguy9824

    • @jamess7315
      @jamess7315 3 месяца назад +2

      I think you are half right, she’s telling stories .. the problem is they aren’t funny. Sort of interesting I guess, just not funny.

  • @gaelnea4871
    @gaelnea4871 4 года назад +1416

    As a guy who dated a woman in her 40s when he was literally just 20, she will hold a special place in your heart. And fun memories

    • @Nangoncrazy
      @Nangoncrazy 4 года назад +38

      That's called mum complex

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 4 года назад +96

      @@Nangoncrazy or maybe he likes women who don't want to get shitfaced drunk every night and high of something like literally 90% of the people aged 13 - 30

    • @ViktoriaVision
      @ViktoriaVision 4 года назад +26

      @@0Heeroyuy01 You... you think 90% of 13 year olds get shitfaced drunk or high every night?

    • @jeshegames
      @jeshegames 4 года назад +8

      ViktoriaVision yeah it’s really attractive when your partner can barely make eye contact

    • @nickgrimes6484
      @nickgrimes6484 4 года назад +28

      @@ViktoriaVision drunk 13 year old here, fuck you i don't have a problem

  • @RiderRed
    @RiderRed 4 года назад +1275

    "I'm 37 but I haven't been single since I was 27 so I'm still that age in my mind" So many real levels to that.

    • @govikes005
      @govikes005 3 года назад +10

      Preach

    • @DJdeliverance
      @DJdeliverance 2 года назад +3

      N I'm on the exact opposite of that smh it sucks sooo bad and the other things that since feminism me too and now LGBTQ tran etc it's just like wtf oh can't forget dating apps so o haven't dated since about that age in a decade cuz it hasn't improved at all but only got worse ffs man I just wanna settle down with 1 good woman it's not too much tio ask these days not for $ or any other bs just for actual love likr have we ever heard of that in this society no we only hear about failed marriages and sex life sucks so maybe we should try it for love since I'd love to know the reasons why they got married in the 1st place men usually say cuz that's what she wanted and she has a reason(s) but lately this battle of the sexes needs end before we go extinct

    • @sstaners1234
      @sstaners1234 2 года назад +1

      666 like. 👍

    • @DJdeliverance
      @DJdeliverance 2 года назад +1

      @@sstaners1234 that's why I didn't click it lol it was just 1 like off and I wanted to thanks now I will make it 667 lmao

    • @spencerwinston4334
      @spencerwinston4334 2 года назад +3

      Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.

  • @quigibo
    @quigibo 4 года назад +4273

    Cougars are the most fearless predator around. Much cooler than lions and tigers

  • @dimehigh
    @dimehigh 9 месяцев назад +56

    I was 19 and she was 28, just separated. I couldn’t get enough of her and she loved it. Did everything for me.

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 9 месяцев назад

      Dude. Lame

    • @dimehigh
      @dimehigh 7 месяцев назад

      @@stormcorrosion176 Resident Evil. 😂

    • @bluecomet1109
      @bluecomet1109 7 дней назад

      You should have married that girl

  • @HoneyBadger0317
    @HoneyBadger0317 4 года назад +3157

    Only 37, 17 years huh? Try 48 when your 20 and she brings you home after the bar and the 1st thing you see after walking through the door is her teen-aged child look at you,, look at her mom, roll her eyes, shut off the playstation, and go to their room. Not a SINGLE word was exchanged between them... Probably the most awkward thing I've ever felt

    • @TheSanctionextremis
      @TheSanctionextremis 4 года назад +398

      I was 18 or 19, banging a 43 year old. She had this weird thing about wanting me to meet her 17 year old son, like it got her off how weird I thought it was. I never did meet him thank god. I laughed hard at your words.

    • @TheSanctionextremis
      @TheSanctionextremis 4 года назад +56

      @Maxwell Severins hahaha shit to that second one, and how awkward to the first story!

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 4 года назад +157

      Wow, that woman has no respect for that kid.

    • @MarekUtd
      @MarekUtd 4 года назад +308

      After you do the deed you can play her son in call of duty and when you kill him in the game shout “I fucked your mum” and he won’t have a rebuttal to it.

    • @Jedi-Tech85
      @Jedi-Tech85 4 года назад +11

      @@massojupiter3436 kid? He's 20 lol.

  • @cjsmith8319
    @cjsmith8319 4 года назад +1076

    I was 24 when I got out of the military. I started college and one of my teachers was in grad school. She was 39. Let me tell you, I didn’t mind being her stress relief.

    • @Eugenepanels
      @Eugenepanels 4 года назад +66

      Give us details cant leave us hanging bro

    • @S54VR6
      @S54VR6 3 года назад +9

      @Reggie Rendon fuck yea lmao Airborne!

    • @justtry8552
      @justtry8552 3 года назад +10

      Lucky bastard

    • @daddybondrewd7271
      @daddybondrewd7271 3 года назад +2

      @suicidal.nihilist pretty sure they pay well

    • @lasbrujazz
      @lasbrujazz 3 года назад +13

      At least tell us the full story, or better yet, a video.

  • @JB-cd6gn
    @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад +3434

    He's a 20 yr old drummer...of course his bank account it empty

    • @riccardomarino6893
      @riccardomarino6893 4 года назад +87

      He spent all his money to buy his drums 😂 (they really cost a lot)

    • @JB-cd6gn
      @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад +4

      @Jessica Hicking Good odds your ex is a drummer...

    • @JB-cd6gn
      @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад +10

      @Jessica Hicking i dunno....sure sounds like a relationship to me! Maybe go for the lead singer next time, cheapest gear and highest pay

    • @willquick5090
      @willquick5090 4 года назад +12

      Hey im a drummer. And that is accurate :D

    • @willquick5090
      @willquick5090 4 года назад +1

      @@JB-cd6gn its true

  • @AlexCrean
    @AlexCrean 3 месяца назад +19

    As a now 34 year old man who at the age of 22 dated a 43 year old for 3+ years, that was a fantastic experience and I would 100% recommend more people have relationships like that haha

  • @islandboy274
    @islandboy274 4 года назад +3028

    She looks like the lovechild of Uma Thurman, Wynona Ryder, and Drew Barrymore.

  • @Dudewitdaplan22
    @Dudewitdaplan22 3 года назад +1229

    When I was 23, I made it with a 42 year old woman and she was the absolute best lay imaginable. Made all the 18 - 25 year old girls look like trash in the sack. She taught me everything I know.

    • @JayBigDadyCy
      @JayBigDadyCy 2 года назад +77

      Yup. Can concur. Older women just know what to do and have no qualms about anything. Younger chicks are still worried about what people will think and how they look and shit instead of just letting the fuck go.

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 2 года назад +30

      Made it......just say fucked bro

    • @mr2_mike
      @mr2_mike 2 года назад +11

      Lay Hahaha
      How romantic. Lol

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 года назад +35

      Who says “made it”? Did you just arrive here from 1955, Danny Zuko?

    • @phesm4353
      @phesm4353 2 года назад +3

      Oh how I love your choice of words my friend 😁.

  • @lynngall4277
    @lynngall4277 4 года назад +979

    This is the funniest TED talk I’ve ever seen!

    • @arifjonatan9300
      @arifjonatan9300 4 года назад +11

      I can think of some funnier ones than this.. :D

    • @tomashize
      @tomashize 4 года назад +27

      It really does feel like a TED talk!

    • @lynngall4277
      @lynngall4277 4 года назад +2

      Pagan Pilgrim right?!!

    • @townman1
      @townman1 4 года назад +5

      She was very good , I love the deep honesty she brought to the topic

    • @carloisnt
      @carloisnt 4 года назад +28

      More comedy in this comment section than on stage.

  • @chronicdoggy8812
    @chronicdoggy8812 2 года назад +118

    When I was 19, I started dating a 33 year old and we stayed together for 5 years. Learnt more in those 5 years than the entirety of secondary school.

  • @alfandev
    @alfandev 3 года назад +682

    "Do you need money for college book?"
    me: nah, i want my PS5

    • @govikes005
      @govikes005 3 года назад +10

      Actual Gamers be like: I want my 3090.

    • @kirakabinich4580
      @kirakabinich4580 3 года назад +2

      Me: nah I WANT SPIDER-MAN PICS!!!

    • @govikes005
      @govikes005 3 года назад

      @Alan Cork actually it's for families. The only muppet is you..

    • @adamcolebaybayboom7846
      @adamcolebaybayboom7846 3 года назад +2

      @@kirakabinich4580 no I want my damn door fixed

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 3 года назад

      Nah, I need money for more audiophile gear. Amps, DACs, and headphones are fucking expensive. A new gaming rig would also be nice.

  • @norainnoflowers1551
    @norainnoflowers1551 4 года назад +1607

    “that’s just called a man”
    no. That’s called a sugar daddy 😂

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 года назад +30

      Only if they're rich.

    • @guillermosilva5905
      @guillermosilva5905 4 года назад +27

      We have a name for it in Spanish: “Viejo Verde”. This term is pretty derogatory.

    • @guillermosilva5905
      @guillermosilva5905 4 года назад +2

      We have a name for it in Spanish: “Viejo Verde”. This term is pretty derogatory.

    • @ononek6346
      @ononek6346 4 года назад +6

      @@guillermosilva5905 solo cuando eres pobre. Ningún hombre rico es viejo verde para ninguna chica

    • @guillermosilva5905
      @guillermosilva5905 4 года назад +1

      @@ononek6346 in that you are half right. Older haters will call them that anyway.

  • @motoknivesandgunsbyjt
    @motoknivesandgunsbyjt 3 года назад +1682

    When I was in college (in the 90s), the whole “cougar” thing didn’t exist. Until one day in class there was an older woman who was in my photography class. We had to share dark room lockers and we went in there. Before you knew it she and I were at it like primitive animals. There were still people in the class so we had to be slow and quiet or it would rock that little booth. Needless to say it took about 45 minutes to “develop” that film. I came out of there like I had just gotten mugged. She came out fresh as a daisy. I was 18, she was 40. That was the birth of the quest of the cougar.

    • @unholy1771
      @unholy1771 3 года назад +46

      That's just trashy

    • @erich9925
      @erich9925 3 года назад +53

      Bless your heart.Youll never be the same

    • @gotskinn
      @gotskinn 3 года назад +22

      Lol...now your old...and cant get it up.
      Women keep going. 😁🤟

    • @Farhan_in_Delhi
      @Farhan_in_Delhi 3 года назад +53

      You lucky bastard

    • @govikes005
      @govikes005 3 года назад +18

      Legend

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver 2 года назад +39

    As soon as she said the word "drummer," I knew how the story would play out.

  • @katana4238
    @katana4238 4 года назад +534

    All I got from this story is that I never should have give up my career as a drummer

    • @mikewood9514
      @mikewood9514 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahaha.

    • @Kipchoge475
      @Kipchoge475 4 года назад

      Tommy Lee's a legend.

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 года назад +7

      What do you call a drummer whose girlfriend kicks him off the couch?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      *Homeless*.

    • @mikewood9514
      @mikewood9514 4 года назад +3

      @@CinemaDemocratica ba dum tss.

    • @jac0736
      @jac0736 4 года назад +1

      But then you miss out on one nighters with cougers begging for it

  • @rb9628
    @rb9628 3 года назад +268

    I was 20 and she was 32. Best sex I ever had. Still holds true 40 years later.

  • @rickyeldiablo800
    @rickyeldiablo800 4 года назад +2338

    Woman are laughing while men are like "that's us everyday"

    • @kishanchali8752
      @kishanchali8752 4 года назад +5

      @David C what do you mean by that?

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 4 года назад +243

      @@kishanchali8752 It's hard to get shit done when you basically have the animal part of your brain fighting you all day.

    • @rickyeldiablo800
      @rickyeldiablo800 4 года назад +31

      Piranha Plant ain’t that the truth

    • @whoisfyp
      @whoisfyp 4 года назад +7

      @@piranhaplantX word!

    • @joshc7765
      @joshc7765 4 года назад +15

      Piranha Plant ain’t that the truth. Got it so I bad depression starts kicking in

  • @geraldoyonoyon7819
    @geraldoyonoyon7819 2 года назад +166

    I was 29 and she was 40. Best sex of my life. Haha 😂 We dated for 2 years and traveled to 3 different countries. Still close my eyes to reminisce.

  • @Lozzie74
    @Lozzie74 4 года назад +333

    It’s true. The clock doesn’t start when the relationship ends. It starts when the love ends.

  • @joelkeane3160
    @joelkeane3160 4 года назад +232

    How many couples in that audience are sitting next to each other going, oh no, she’s talking about us! 🥺🥺

  • @to819
    @to819 4 года назад +212

    They shouldn't have put the best line in the thumbnail. Her delivery of that was fantastic.

    • @mattixender3016
      @mattixender3016 4 года назад +12

      I would agree, but seeing that line in the thumbnail is what got me to click

    • @cheesywiz9443
      @cheesywiz9443 4 года назад +1

      Good thing I didn't read the title of the video xD I just saw a female comic on the thumbnail... I clicked

    • @gregw4303
      @gregw4303 4 года назад +1

      Click bait 😬

    • @BuildYourOwnBass
      @BuildYourOwnBass 4 года назад +1

      Everyone knows Producers only get the joke when everyone else starts laughing 😂

  • @h.claymyers5096
    @h.claymyers5096 2 года назад +21

    Like some of the other comments, I had the pleasure of being with a cougar, and I am eternally grateful. For four years, she showed me so much about becoming a man. If you happen to see this, Madame T.R.M., thank you always :)

  • @udaya11
    @udaya11 4 года назад +208

    Lol “don’t look up to me but learn from it” classic😂😂

    • @tbone3972
      @tbone3972 4 года назад +1

      udaya 123 Classic but TRUE......

  • @peytonpdx
    @peytonpdx 4 года назад +245

    Funniest thing is that it stops as soon as she starts to describe the date.

    • @lohphat
      @lohphat 4 года назад +20

      You'll find the rest of it on pr0nhub...granny pr0n section

    • @zackspicer3481
      @zackspicer3481 4 года назад +5

      @@lohphat funniest sh!t I've read all day 💀💀💀👌

    • @AceCmbatguy25
      @AceCmbatguy25 4 года назад +5

      @@lohphat family therapy hitting different after this one

    • @yousseftawadrous1754
      @yousseftawadrous1754 4 года назад

      lohphat 😂😂😂

    • @trials6502
      @trials6502 4 года назад

      @@lohphat I literally was rolling. 😆

  • @abinashdehury8922
    @abinashdehury8922 3 года назад +282

    It's like she is giving a ted talk.

    • @murrayc9615
      @murrayc9615 3 года назад +9

      And I'm sure the drummer's name was "Ted"

    • @letsgobrandon987
      @letsgobrandon987 3 года назад +9

      So true and unfunny. Women comedians just don’t make me laugh.

    • @bigman9854
      @bigman9854 3 года назад +8

      Frank Silva You’re just watching the wrong ones

    • @kaloyankolev9804
      @kaloyankolev9804 3 года назад +1

      @@letsgobrandon987 Check out Nikki Glaser

    • @user-xb5bz4fu9o
      @user-xb5bz4fu9o 3 года назад +4

      @@letsgobrandon987 Taylor Tomlinson

  • @gordhildreth4630
    @gordhildreth4630 2 года назад +42

    When I was 19 met a 38 year old female. What a teacher. A true couger. Thanks Margie.

  • @drpibisback7680
    @drpibisback7680 4 года назад +389

    I had this on in the background and the sudden violent cheetah screeching brought me to full attention. That was unexpected. It was funny, definitely, but very unexpected.

    • @icecoldchilipreppers
      @icecoldchilipreppers 4 года назад +3

      Thank you so much for the warning!!!!

    • @mountaindew267
      @mountaindew267 4 года назад +1

      @Robert Bowles the lady was talking about wanting the sex, which is comical because one would not expect a lady to want the sex. Also the screeching was not a noise one would expect to hear at a stand up comedy. You see? It is comical.

    • @mountaindew267
      @mountaindew267 4 года назад +1

      Hi, I'm @Robert Bowles, and I've never heard of sarcasm.

    • @SuspiriaX
      @SuspiriaX 9 месяцев назад

      I read that as "brought me to full erection"
      Damn

  • @tomashize
    @tomashize 4 года назад +570

    I don't know how old she is now and I don't care. She's hot.

    • @robsnizzle7
      @robsnizzle7 4 года назад +13

      TRUTH

    • @liblib89
      @liblib89 4 года назад +44

      found the horny guy

    • @robsnizzle7
      @robsnizzle7 4 года назад +3

      @@liblib89 😉🤙

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 4 года назад +23

      She hit the wall long ago

    • @muizrahim861
      @muizrahim861 4 года назад +7

      She's pretty. If only I were 10 years older right now...

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 4 года назад +132

    Once briefly dated a girl from tinder who was at the time already separated and going through a divorce....
    Let's just say this explains much 😁😁😁😁😁😀😀

  • @cjnrc1305
    @cjnrc1305 2 года назад +51

    why are these older women so wholesome lmfao im reading these comments and everyone seems to have such sweet memories of these divorced ladies

    • @SecretIngredientK
      @SecretIngredientK 4 месяца назад +1

      Women, if they maintain their physiques, get sweeter, sexier and hotter as they age. That is why.

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 4 года назад +308

    Obligatory "Jen-could-still-totally-get-it" comment

    • @dnice287
      @dnice287 4 года назад +2

      @Adam Szasz...#FACTS

    • @ohisogedengbe7337
      @ohisogedengbe7337 4 года назад +2

      Fuck Yh she would

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt 4 года назад +7

      I'm pumping all kinds of nuts in them sugar walls

    • @tootart8858
      @tootart8858 4 года назад +1

      Teddy Brosevelt is auger Walls a reference to something I feel like I've herd it before

    • @haza123b4
      @haza123b4 4 года назад +1

      @@tootart8858 *Hodge Twins*

  • @kshitijghormade584
    @kshitijghormade584 4 года назад +1519

    She skipped the part where she took her husband's house and half of his money.

    • @Wandrew223
      @Wandrew223 4 года назад +124

      Most definitely correct bro

    • @GroupConglomerate
      @GroupConglomerate 4 года назад +77

      At least half, probably more tho.

    • @fernandopaiz3696
      @fernandopaiz3696 4 года назад +126

      Then again if she’s the comedian getting Netflix specials I’m almost positive it’s the other way around. He took the house and half her shit bro

    • @GroupConglomerate
      @GroupConglomerate 4 года назад +115

      @@fernandopaiz3696 your wrong, just because you get one Netflix special doesn't mean your rolling in dough. She was probably broke doing open mics until a feminist at Netflix "discovered" her. Even if she did have money do you realize how biased family courts are?

    • @Lordpianz
      @Lordpianz 4 года назад +34

      @@fernandopaiz3696 that's not how life works

  • @grim2987
    @grim2987 4 года назад +452

    Recently divorced women are something else..

    • @ciaran6309
      @ciaran6309 4 года назад

      Are they🤔🙄

    • @grim2987
      @grim2987 4 года назад +3

      @@ciaran6309 absolutely

    • @papst7377
      @papst7377 3 года назад +2

      @Guerro K Yeah but a ons with a fresh divorved can be pretty... (lets call it "fun")

    • @Farhan_in_Delhi
      @Farhan_in_Delhi 3 года назад

      How??

    • @grim2987
      @grim2987 3 года назад +5

      @@Farhan_in_Delhi obviously you don’t know why young one 👍

  • @xtremereviews5622
    @xtremereviews5622 2 года назад +48

    My wife is 42 and I am 26. We love each other dearly. The thing is that we both don't see that age gap when we look at each other plus she doesn't look like that. I don't think people should give up just because of age. Age doesn't change love. When you find it, keep it.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, well my ex and I had a GREAT sex life until she hit 48 and the menopause fairy showed up. Did I mention she is my ex?

    • @black11189
      @black11189 2 года назад +3

      How would you do when she 65, ready to retirement and you are in mi life crisis ?
      Or when you be at 55 still "young" and she 75 with some health trouble.
      Age gap isn't a trouble at your age but later on ...I hope you are ready to live long time as an old single man.

    • @frankbuck99
      @frankbuck99 2 года назад +5

      @@black11189 being alone as am old man can happen to anyone.

    • @black11189
      @black11189 2 года назад

      @@violettray2679 men at 35 at their peak sexual value ?

    • @jonvicmamon2529
      @jonvicmamon2529 2 года назад

      Because those women are matured. And not emotional matured by these new modern feminist fake woman.

  • @Mikej1592
    @Mikej1592 4 года назад +267

    when i was 23 I got together with a 39 year old, and it was glorious

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +16

      It was glorious for her too, I can assure you.

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 4 года назад +29

      @@carolyntalbot947 Why aren't women more open about this stuff? Guys love cougars

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +21

      @@UltraGamma25 Social stigma. Women are shamed about their sexuality on many fronts, though it is getting better and more progressive.

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 4 года назад +10

      @@carolyntalbot947 Riiight. I would love to smash a cougar. Not sure which anti sex region you live in.

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 4 года назад +3

      @@carolyntalbot947 It's not progressive hun, it's just natural instinct

  • @romesrepublic
    @romesrepublic 4 года назад +341

    I don't find her funny, but i do find her interesting. Like she'd be cool to hang out with.

    • @andrewt.5567
      @andrewt.5567 4 года назад +31

      Are you 20?

    • @jelaninoel
      @jelaninoel 4 года назад +28

      Yeah i watched her whole special and didn’t laugh once but i did enjoy it. Partly cuz she’s oddly attractive for a woman her age

    • @AlfieTank
      @AlfieTank 4 года назад +8

      @@jelaninoel Make up does miracles 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Fakeaorta
      @Fakeaorta 3 года назад +10

      I didn't really laugh either. She had some good jokes though. The jokes just needed to be worked on and tweaked a little bit.

    • @aseroooooooo
      @aseroooooooo 3 года назад

      ofcourse she's cool to hang out with.. she's hot

  • @HimanshuMishra-ph9pd
    @HimanshuMishra-ph9pd 4 года назад +453

    Love it how women have stories of post divorce sex lives. Most men when getting divorced don’t know if they’ll ever have sex again

    • @s1029_
      @s1029_ 3 года назад +15

      so trueee 🙈😄

    • @JAMEYSIMMS
      @JAMEYSIMMS 3 года назад +78

      Women can get sex whenever they want

    • @silverentertainment3824
      @silverentertainment3824 3 года назад +11

      Except my dad once he's divorce another chick falls on his lap then theirs me where literally no matter what i say, do, doing or even have done all i get is no, excuses and wrongful threats

    • @mountaingator7673
      @mountaingator7673 3 года назад +23

      Quite the opposite - I got married for the first time when I was 22 and after about 6 months I never knew if I'd have sex again - it was only after I got divorced did I realize it wasn't normal to only have sex a couple of times a year and that it wasn't me .. it was her LOL :)

    • @pushinghumanstupiditylimits
      @pushinghumanstupiditylimits 3 года назад +13

      I am married for 24 years now. I only have sex with my wife once in a few years. I don’t know what is wrong. I did tried talking with my wife about the frequency, but got shutdown and told that I should see a therapist as she thinks I am the “abnormal one”. Anyway, other than the almost sexless bit, my marriage is fine. I have gotten used to DIY whenever I feel the urge.

  • @Juan512Parra
    @Juan512Parra 2 года назад +9

    Everyone who has had an older woman experience especially before your 19th bday and have that special woman teach you the "way to make love to a woman" .... you will always remember her name and she will always have that special place in your heart.

  • @jeremywolf9472
    @jeremywolf9472 3 года назад +505

    The world desperately needs more women like that.

    • @balsara675
      @balsara675 2 года назад +3

      Like these

    • @almccue7176
      @almccue7176 2 года назад

      Yeah but at least half the world will call them whores and treat them shittily just for doing the same thing a guy would. Little bit of a different standard for women.

    • @Ryan-cb1ei
      @Ryan-cb1ei 2 года назад +5

      Especially to boost the confidence and morale of some of these young guys. There is an epidemic of older, single women. Maybe they should give back to the community 😏

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 Год назад

      The world need less sluts like these.

    • @MorganHyde-ie5ru
      @MorganHyde-ie5ru 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Ryan-cb1ei where tf do I sign up lol

  • @D4PPZ456
    @D4PPZ456 4 года назад +506

    People focus too much on this age thing, "older" women are great.

    • @prithvibumia2941
      @prithvibumia2941 4 года назад +33

      I prefer older women

    • @D4PPZ456
      @D4PPZ456 4 года назад +12

      Young women are great to, everyone is beautiful. The Europeans think we are prudes for banning sex work or thinking we can prevent 16 year olds from having sex with each other. Everyone just needs to stop judging.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 года назад

      yeah as long as the male isnt a "younger" male

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 4 года назад +19

      just saying, im a 20 year old drummer and if this chick came up to me after a gig i wouldnt waste time on getting a second date going

    • @throughtheeyesofasage7096
      @throughtheeyesofasage7096 4 года назад +2

      Bra, I love that 162 of us agree on that on this comment alone😁💯

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii 4 года назад +454

    that's a good clip for a teaser : where does this bit go?? She's got great delivery

    • @larrycanepa
      @larrycanepa 4 года назад +23

      If you have Netflix, the whole routine is on there. It's called Jen Kirkman - I'm Gonna Die Alone

    • @JarettGray1604
      @JarettGray1604 4 года назад +3

      Agreed, she’s really good!

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 4 года назад +10

      Yeah it sounded like it was going to be a lot better than it actually was, alas.

    • @SilverSlothHikes
      @SilverSlothHikes 4 года назад

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    • @SilverSlothHikes
      @SilverSlothHikes 4 года назад

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  • @549BR
    @549BR 2 года назад +8

    Haven't seen her since the Chelsea Lately days; glad to see Jen is still at it. Always poking fun at her self and her life. Good luck young lady.

  • @ThorsShadow
    @ThorsShadow 3 года назад +634

    As a 28 years old guy I'm sitting here, kinda feeling left out. Being in your late 20s really sucks. You're too old for 20 year olds and not young enough for a cougar. Oh well. Maybe I'll find someone when I'm 40 lol.

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 3 года назад +74

      No you're 28. You can smash anyone old enough to be a viable candidate for said smashing. It just feels weird the closer you get to 20 or 40. No one really cares though unless you work together. Then everyone kind of cares.

    • @patrickmurray8886
      @patrickmurray8886 3 года назад +95

      Lol what are you talking about? I’m 32 and bang 22 to 42 year olds. Sack up buddy. It’ll be ok.

    • @willmorrison5950
      @willmorrison5950 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @raxzar
      @raxzar 3 года назад +42

      Wait What? With 28 ur are in the best position to hit on early 20´s

    • @JSaunOfficial
      @JSaunOfficial 3 года назад +41

      Bro. Im 27. This is literally the perfect age. You can have any age you want. I get hit on my both 21 year olds and women in their 30s. Youre in your head if you think otherwise

  • @nickjames4497
    @nickjames4497 4 года назад +103

    When I was 21 I met a 37 year old woman.Im 53 now,still makes me smile to think about those good times !!

  • @freeze1305
    @freeze1305 4 года назад +1925

    Congratulations women. You know how men feel everyday from the age of 13 to 30 and every few days from 30 to 60 and everyday from 60 to death.

  • @User20758
    @User20758 2 года назад +5

    Such passion!!!
    I'm convinced this how she really felt.

  • @keithshaversjr2634
    @keithshaversjr2634 4 года назад +36

    "His car ran out of gas, because his bank account ran out of money!" LMAO! 🤣

  • @DinsdalePiranha67
    @DinsdalePiranha67 3 года назад +160

    He was 20, you were 37. At your respective sexual peaks. :)
    And I found myself in a somewhat similar situation with the woman I eventually married. I was 30; she was 48. We met online, and she seemed interested but I was put off at first by the fact she was old enough to be my mother (younger than my actual mother, FWIW). When I finally worked up the courage to ask her out for a date, it was after she'd been stood up by an on-again, off-again male friend around her age. We hit it off really well once we finally met in person; there was something about her I just couldn't resist. The movie we saw was Titanic; we watched very little of the second half....
    Date ended back at her apartment with both of us naked on her sofa. We've been together ever since.

    • @stevenday9687
      @stevenday9687 3 года назад +2

      Sucks how that works everywhere except in this scenario

    • @xniyana9956
      @xniyana9956 2 года назад +15

      A woman's peak is around 25, not 37. She was 13 years past her prime. A man's peak is around 30, just when he is about finished figuring out how to actually be a man. 20 year old man with 37 year old woman is a very awkward pairing. Good for a few flings but not much more than that. They are two people at completely different places in their lives.

    • @cathyortiz1280
      @cathyortiz1280 2 года назад

      You have a very young mom!! My daughter wasn't born until I was 40.

    • @Chevydevil
      @Chevydevil 2 года назад +4

      @@cathyortiz1280 No disrespect, but that puts you towards the end of when women normally have/should have children.

    • @cathyortiz1280
      @cathyortiz1280 2 года назад +10

      @@Chevydevil I'm an older parent but it's not that uncommon. What's more typical is late 20's/early 30's. After a woman had graduated college & has a career. My mom was 32 & my dad was 50 when I was born. 18 years difference. Yet my dad seemed younger. I learned early in life that age is very relative & a state of mind as much as biological year's. I've met some people who seem old in their 30's & others in their 80's who seem young.

  • @splinter1psi99
    @splinter1psi99 4 года назад +54

    Not sure where this bit was going, but I'm curious enough now to go watch the whole thing.

  • @ahthisisgood
    @ahthisisgood Год назад +26

    Yep. Speaking as a man, who at about 22, hooked up with a divorced woman (maybe 40) a few times... Best time of my life. She took the lead and oh ya, did I learn some things.
    Cheers to ya Rachel 🥂
    Thank you.

  • @mintybidness6614
    @mintybidness6614 4 года назад +131

    lmao she actually played the card well without being sexist, that's awesome lmao

  • @bushmaster2936
    @bushmaster2936 4 года назад +165

    She is still very much doable in this video.

    • @donbrown1091
      @donbrown1091 4 года назад +2

      Ha! Yep! She could sure have me!

    • @filthbomb
      @filthbomb 4 года назад

      I concur ! ❤

    • @truckertriesfarming9792
      @truckertriesfarming9792 4 года назад +4

      Meh... she is certainly physically attractive. However, she reminds me of my sister, so... no. There is no turn on, there, lol.

    • @khazmodan77
      @khazmodan77 4 года назад +16

      pump and dump material sure

    • @richardshannon5758
      @richardshannon5758 4 года назад

      Oh yes she sure is Doable lol ?

  • @dakotachilders5827
    @dakotachilders5827 4 года назад +271

    I love how she is explaining every second of most men's lives and justifying it while men are treated like we make the shit up

    • @realamericannegro977
      @realamericannegro977 3 года назад +11

      True

    • @ignoranceisnotablessing615
      @ignoranceisnotablessing615 2 года назад +15

      Ty. I keep saying we gotta start being able to say no to alot of these women. Watch the divorce rate go down.

    • @sunshinef263y
      @sunshinef263y Год назад

      Jeez do you losers ever quit feeling sorry for yourselves and sanctimonious at the same time? She's just doing stand up about her cougar experience and you have to make it about yourself and your constant victimhood while living in a male oriented society.

  • @kooshamokhbery
    @kooshamokhbery 2 года назад +8

    Lmao, I love this. When I first “became a man” last year, it was a week after I turned 21😂 and she was almost 37

  • @thejasonbourne
    @thejasonbourne 4 года назад +89

    Aaand the wall is still undefeated.

  • @mate53
    @mate53 4 года назад +262

    She def nailed it on the head that dating when you're an older woman is basically what dating as a guy is like your entire life.

    • @spencerwinston4334
      @spencerwinston4334 2 года назад +8

      Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.

    • @miggs80
      @miggs80 11 месяцев назад

      @@spencerwinston4334Cringe

  • @justinbiege5975
    @justinbiege5975 4 года назад +150

    Thank god, I thought this was gonna be a step son situation

  • @rmt9321
    @rmt9321 2 года назад +31

    I met my wife she was 37 I was 23 she just passed away this past October we were together for 30 years

    • @ayushvaishnav3957
      @ayushvaishnav3957 3 месяца назад

      now you will find another one for your bed.

    • @rmt9321
      @rmt9321 3 месяца назад

      @@ayushvaishnav3957 not looking

    • @mushfiqurrahman1107
      @mushfiqurrahman1107 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ayushvaishnav3957not cool man. Let the man decide, don't say things that could hurt him

    • @Letsgopast6th
      @Letsgopast6th 2 месяца назад

      @@ayushvaishnav3957 disgusting freak

  • @suprecam9880
    @suprecam9880 4 года назад +244

    The whole video I was wishing I was the 20 year old drummer. She’s hot 😂

  • @idrisnewton4552
    @idrisnewton4552 3 года назад +109

    Most people who haven't been married or divorced do not get how that loneliness at the end is like losing your mind. By the time you meet other people when you get divorced you're desperate for human interaction, and intimate contact. Very relatable.

    • @dmeditz8100
      @dmeditz8100 3 года назад +3

      @Jessica B. that's a nightmare for me as boy that y i don't like granted love called marriage it makes you weak as well as lonely i live in culture where your both parents force boys and girls for marraige in order to get their spouse in closely related relatives.so i fight a lot with mother and father many time they blackmail atleast grandma can see you marraige and kids before she die

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 года назад +5

      Try being homeless and alone for over a year, the loneliness (in general, not just the lack of romantic or sexual intimacy) can literally drive you insane, you'll start talking to yourself and shit, it's bad.

    • @rawdawg15
      @rawdawg15 3 года назад

      not only that, which is true...but you want to fuck before your ex does

    • @Pond721
      @Pond721 2 года назад +5

      It is 100x worse being a virgin who's never dated for 21 years. The loneliness when you haven't even experienced what you want is the worst, especially when you feel you can't get it.

    • @spencerwinston4334
      @spencerwinston4334 2 года назад

      Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.

  • @maxsalman783
    @maxsalman783 4 года назад +207

    This is like watching an awkwardly comical TEDx talk...

    • @Imponderabilia995
      @Imponderabilia995 3 года назад +1

      Go be sexist somewhere else

    • @TheGameProdigy247
      @TheGameProdigy247 3 года назад +9

      KC he didn’t say anything sexist he just didn’t think it was funny. You’re the sexist one for insinuating that 😂

    • @murrayc9615
      @murrayc9615 3 года назад +3

      I bet the drummer's name was "Ted"

    • @oussamayassine1377
      @oussamayassine1377 3 года назад

      @@Imponderabilia995 go read a book

    • @S30raiden
      @S30raiden 3 года назад

      I didn't find it funny

  • @ramheader4635
    @ramheader4635 2 года назад +17

    This lady is great storyteller! I wanna go watch more of her stuff now lol, the fire hydrant joke was gold.

    • @ronclark9306
      @ronclark9306 Год назад

      "Do you need money for college books?" was what got me. Didn't see that one coming!

  • @blackswiftie2860
    @blackswiftie2860 4 года назад +58

    She *looks* like one of those Country Singers that sang that 1 song:
    "Love Can Go To Hell"

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 2 месяца назад

      @blackswiftie2860 - Your observation just sent me to listen to that song, and there is some resemblance between the singer and this comedienne.

  • @sohailbhutta1439
    @sohailbhutta1439 4 года назад +78

    Spot on, honesty from a woman is so refreshing.

    • @spencerwinston4334
      @spencerwinston4334 2 года назад

      Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.

  • @andrewsegura3078
    @andrewsegura3078 4 года назад +132

    This woman is hotter than July. This is a no brainer for me. Easy work!

  • @pantherman16
    @pantherman16 2 года назад +34

    This was priceless stuff. Thanks, Jen for making me laugh.

    • @ukaz1400
      @ukaz1400 2 года назад +5

      Am I not getting something or like what? I honestly didn’t find anything funny

    • @Questioneverythingx
      @Questioneverythingx 2 года назад +1

      @@ukaz1400
      For real

  • @stephenwillis6937
    @stephenwillis6937 3 года назад +367

    I just turned 37 and I think as a guy if I went after a 20 year old people would think I was a predator

    • @kimbarling4213
      @kimbarling4213 3 года назад +67

      Yes that's so true in today's society.
      Its " you go girl" for a mature aged woman to score with a much younger guy.
      But if a mature aged man chased after a much younger woman in today's society, he's going to be charged with sexual harassment and be labelled a Predator.
      Or usually he's just a rich successful man, and the young woman takes advantage of the situation either way.
      As woman's word crying foul in court is rarely questioned.!!!
      And yet the man has already had his life, reputation, career judged and ruined before any proof and evidence has been presented to the court.
      So this is democracy in the 21st century!!!
      Women accept no accountability or responsibility for their action and behaviour
      Men pay for it ,for their poor mistake of being there.

    • @eduardogaxiola3907
      @eduardogaxiola3907 3 года назад +6

      @@kimbarling4213 Found the feminist!
      ... oh, wait

    • @elartaud
      @elartaud 3 года назад +14

      Well who cares, if there's grass on the field, you play

    • @nikolygtx8848
      @nikolygtx8848 3 года назад +1

      And still sounds cool, did u see that movie
      Also i'm not one to judge anything 27 got with 17 years old for 1 day

    • @sithlordrj8883
      @sithlordrj8883 3 года назад +13

      I'm 40, and got this 20-year old after me. It makes me uncomfortable. She is gorgeous. Great genes, her mom was a Miss Universe. The saving grace is she's incredibly intelligent and shares in many of my interests. To be fair, I am 6'5 and look like I'm in my 20s or so, but there is this hesitance. And being a sugar daddy doesn't come into it. Her family are wealthy. I think if she was 30, I wouldn't have thought twice.

  • @cloflojim2002
    @cloflojim2002 4 года назад +32

    Man, when I was doing my military services in the Caribbean we had this fantasy “b... dures pour femmes mûres”. Cougar didn’t sound like a woman coming out of the bush, but a promise land for desperate pirates. ;-) and 37 was the golden age :-)

  • @beefy1212
    @beefy1212 4 года назад +74

    "There's no word for a man in his 40s, and dates someone younger" Sugar Daddy, Cradle Robber?

  • @Imnotyourdoormat
    @Imnotyourdoormat 23 дня назад +1

    *_that PIZZA line was pretty funny ..._*

  • @_Woo
    @_Woo 4 года назад +113

    Dunno, late teens, early twenties I could literally see the hormones steaming off me. Sex was more of a first come first served sorta deal.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 4 года назад +10

      "First come, first served." Pun intended? 😀

    • @_Woo
      @_Woo 4 года назад +1

      @@erniebuchinski3614 lol

  • @omarrubio2909
    @omarrubio2909 4 года назад +43

    It's so easy to get with an older/divorced or let-down wife and I am so grateful for finding this out while young. Won't lie though, some can be hit or miss, but for the most part, it's a great experience!

    • @spencerwinston4334
      @spencerwinston4334 2 года назад

      Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.

    • @Ryan-cb1ei
      @Ryan-cb1ei 2 года назад

      For real, never done it yet (haven’t even tried yet) but I def wanna try it sometime. It’s literally so easy, just keep yourself in good health and hang around them and have fun, I’ve seen how easily they will gravitate towards younger dudes.

    • @SneedEmFeedEm292
      @SneedEmFeedEm292 10 месяцев назад

      is 27 too late to get in on this?

  • @edaxsachorwzky8898
    @edaxsachorwzky8898 4 года назад +42

    Damn she looks younger than 37!

  • @Fantasyremix
    @Fantasyremix 17 дней назад

    This is a big deal! The first female comedian to talk openly about S-E-X. I’ve been waiting for the day and it’s finally here

  • @richarde1355
    @richarde1355 4 года назад +29

    Her comment in the monologue at about 0:40 is so spot on! One of the first warning signs the relationship is not in a good place is no intimate contact! (Says this guy who went without fit 4 years and 3 months during a stretch like this).

    • @ronclark9306
      @ronclark9306 Год назад +1

      I've read that if you're in a relationship and aren't having sex at least once a month it's considered to be a "dead" bedroom. Thinking about that little tidbit made me realize I have a zombie bedroom.

    • @nickregian636
      @nickregian636 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ronclark9306'The Walking Bed'

    • @SuspiriaX
      @SuspiriaX 9 месяцев назад

      @@ronclark9306to me once a month is a dead bedroom
      it's like the 'ship is running on emergency thrusters

  • @WafflesNPotholes
    @WafflesNPotholes 4 года назад +269

    “Old woman in a spotted coat.” But cougars don’t have spots.

    • @JackBlackNinja
      @JackBlackNinja 4 года назад +48

      human cougars do

    • @Ashitaka1110
      @Ashitaka1110 4 года назад +1

      @@JackBlackNinja I was the second person to like this comment. Cheers on the next few hundred to come.

    • @magnolia2
      @magnolia2 4 года назад +21

      No, but as women age, they tend to start wearing animal print. I just bought leopard pumps the other day and almost 30. 10 years ago I was like “eewwwww yucckkkk animal print!” Look at me now... 😅🤣

    • @throughtheeyesofasage7096
      @throughtheeyesofasage7096 4 года назад +3

      Have you seen an x rated video on the topic, their scientists would beg to differ😂

    • @CableShock
      @CableShock 4 года назад +4

      This is what you got from this video? Dudes always gotta find something wrong

  • @neovenom9833
    @neovenom9833 4 года назад +256

    A man over 40 dating a 20 yr old girl, is not a myth, he's a sugar daddy.

    • @ab5903
      @ab5903 4 года назад +4

      Lol or he can just freak her out real good

    • @kiarrakiarra7269
      @kiarrakiarra7269 3 года назад +2

      A sugar daddy is a guy who pays a younger woman for her time, not one who dates a younger woman.

    • @dat2ra
      @dat2ra 3 года назад +2

      Women call him a "perv" or a "child molester". Guys call him "lucky" or a "sugar daddy".

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 9 месяцев назад +1

    I don't have many regrets in life, however one is that I wish I had listened to my mum and started writing a journal when I was younger. It would have been great to document all of these wild experiences as they were happening or immediately after with incredible details.. The intense and crazy stories straight out of the movies that most people wouldn't believe, would really make an awesome book today! 😎👌🏽

  • @iam_mayurpatil
    @iam_mayurpatil 3 года назад +240

    "There's no word for a man in his 40s, and dates someone younger" is this not called sugardaddy?

    • @mermpydermpy2047
      @mermpydermpy2047 3 года назад +26

      Only if he’s got money

    • @sirbattlecat
      @sirbattlecat 3 года назад +24

      @@mermpydermpy2047 and he's paying her for her time.

    • @samuelsorenson4360
      @samuelsorenson4360 3 года назад +3

      Cradlerobber

    • @crosswiz6
      @crosswiz6 3 года назад +1

      No

    • @liviaclaire
      @liviaclaire 3 года назад +4

      @@sirbattlecat they always are. I doubt there are any 20 year olds hanging out with 50 year olds because they are sexually attracted to them.

  • @BansheeMilk
    @BansheeMilk 4 года назад +237

    Actually they call us "Dirty Old Men". Cougar sounds waaaay cooler. "Silver Fox" is not the phrase for an old guy dating a younger woman. That just means old guy who manages to still be good looking with loads of white hair.

    • @zr1888
      @zr1888 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jdwhippersnapper7071
      @jdwhippersnapper7071 4 года назад +1

      and cougars aren't spotted.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 года назад +11

      Yeah I was like, what's she talking about? They got words for it. Like pig, perv, predator, prisoner #43517 ...

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 4 года назад

      @@eternalreign2313 Spot the broke virgin neck beard

    • @wmmv2019
      @wmmv2019 4 года назад +1

      I don't think Cougar is a compliment either, i wouldn't like somebody calling me that😏

  • @silverback3541
    @silverback3541 4 года назад +59

    Awkward is when an older Woman's teenage daughter says to her Mom "he's closer to my age than yours. I should be dating him".

    • @d.solomon4592
      @d.solomon4592 4 года назад +4

      That's the one I experienced.. these other stories are funny AF😂

    • @wmmv2019
      @wmmv2019 4 года назад +8

      Well my mom came home with a 27 and i was 20 back then... i interrogated her bf and wasn't pleased..at all😒

    • @6P3-MK4
      @6P3-MK4 3 года назад +5

      That's why you smash both. Mom was 40 and her daughter was 19.

    • @pr00009
      @pr00009 3 года назад +1

      @@mariantea9225 how about tHIS, IF THEY DIDNT PUT A PART OF THEMSELVES IN THE KID, they shouldnt be your partner

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 2 месяца назад

      @@wmmv2019 Your mom's bf was probably as displeased with the interrogation as you were with whatever it is you found out.

  • @lakshyajeetsinghpanda3974
    @lakshyajeetsinghpanda3974 22 дня назад +1

    This thumbnail so sick, made me wanna watch the whole clip

  • @lemonnlimelight2760
    @lemonnlimelight2760 4 года назад +42

    What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
    Homeless

  • @radamus210
    @radamus210 3 года назад +52

    I had a college girl babysitter, friend of my mom, who watched my younger my sisters. One hell of a tutor. Although we've all made our own families, she still teases the hell out of me and she's still a head turner, but a good girl. We never crossed any lines but damn powerful memories.

    • @SuspiriaX
      @SuspiriaX 9 месяцев назад

      Was searching for that plot but it never came and neither did I. #radicalhonesty

  • @XtremeDogg
    @XtremeDogg 4 года назад +105

    Cougar is a hot title, just unfortunate that most are not as attractive like this comedian.

    • @ReneEstrada1991
      @ReneEstrada1991 4 года назад +3

      As a female I agree especially the women in the 40s are just not..There long gone

    • @jylmama
      @jylmama 4 года назад +1

      Jen's hotness is impossible for 99% of men to deserve...

    • @TwinTalon01
      @TwinTalon01 3 года назад +4

      Dude, seriously.
      She’s really good-looking, but the crazy is so obvious that I know exactly why she’s divorced. And I bet it was her idea in the first place.

    • @jerkoftheyear4565
      @jerkoftheyear4565 3 года назад

      Ehh she's ok I guess

    • @realamericannegro977
      @realamericannegro977 3 года назад +2

      @@TwinTalon01 They almost always end the marriages. Smh. I bet she was hell.

  • @shivashishsarkar8584
    @shivashishsarkar8584 2 года назад

    When you throw the f word in my face it's endearing. Using it transitively menacingly like that ❤️.

  • @DerekSmort
    @DerekSmort 4 года назад +42

    Ah, Netflix, putting the punchline in the thumbnail. Just like you spoil every episode with the descriptions

  • @Brindabass
    @Brindabass 4 года назад +119

    "his car ran out of gas" You should have hooked up with the bass player, he probably has a day job.

    • @smokeclouds8
      @smokeclouds8 4 года назад +1

      Yeah sure, coming from the bass player. smh LoL

    • @deangullberry5148
      @deangullberry5148 4 года назад +4

      Somebody has to make the van payment....

    • @crazytrain7721
      @crazytrain7721 4 года назад

      I assume you're a bass player lol. All musicians are a wastd of time to date I'm afraid...

    • @emmanuelpena2228
      @emmanuelpena2228 4 года назад

      @@crazytrain7721 Not really. Being a musician is a very unstable career, but music as a hobby is great. Its one of the best feelings to finally play a song perfectly after hours of practice.

    • @herbsewell4995
      @herbsewell4995 4 года назад

      My car got 7mpg and I had to use 93+ octane all the time but okay. Also one of my symbols was worth 60k$ back then. And I was working for State DOT and board of school's.. at 20 year's old. A drummer... And don't worry, I tuned your guitar for you. 💩

  • @nameless.greyceo
    @nameless.greyceo 3 года назад +28

    Listening to age difference stories are the most sweetest best things ever. The world needs more of it.

    • @nameless.greyceo
      @nameless.greyceo 3 года назад

      @Riley D Do you even know what a sexual predator is? I never said anything about no consent, or do you just listen and follow everything "friends" and everyone around you tells you a lifetime of lies.
      More freedom in this prison of a world of mi*erable people being robots following rules made up by corrupt liars to make people miserable, unfree and trapped in the consumerism to keep them in business hooked on their drugs.
      You never fancied anyone older than you or younger than you by over ten years? Give it time, I gurantee if you live to be 70 you will do, but keep following societies corrupt lies, watch what happens to your life. F*t, talentless Ron Jeremy is in his 70s and having the best se* and fulfilling all desires and getting everything a man ever wanted and getting famous and rich for life for it with girls over 50 years younger. Whilst real men get h*ll and less than nothing giving blood sweat and tears everyday "Who runs the world- GIRLS" yeah girls created the most p*thetic, di**usting, lowest, hellhole of m*sery and death anyone could ever imagine and the most p*thetic, mi**rable world, but no guy will ever have the strength to tell you this truth being too scared of labels. Talk to me when you go through life and get a brain of your own that you'll be regretting when older when you do saying such simpleton things.

    • @yourarseismine1016
      @yourarseismine1016 10 месяцев назад

      Until you switch the genders then everyone goes fucking nuts

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 2 года назад +2

    This comment section is gold.