My friend was raised really religiously too. He tells this story about being like 5 and coming to the understanding that babies happen by a man kissing a woman in a bed because he watched a TV show where people kissed in bed and the next scene they had a baby. So he went through a month long phase of not wanting his mom to give him bedtime kisses just Incase LOL then one day he forgot about the whole phobia and started letting him mom give him bedtime kisses again .. a few weeks later his mom and dad came to tell him that he was gonna be a big brother. The poor kid said he started hysterically crying and thought he was the reason his mom was pregnant 😂 needless to say, he had to be given the talk soon after.
that special was soooo good! there are a lot of reaaaally boring stand up specials on netflix and some weird stand up documentary hybrids nobody ever asked for. BUT this one was gold
@@raphaeljasi5517 Rights are given to anything that has the ability to suffer. Therefore, Humans and animals get their own set of rights. Read the Declaration of Human Rights to learn more; So, fetuses before around 3 months, have *Yet* to develop a complex nervous system capable of producing "pain" signals, therefore, it gets no rights. This is the same principle behind relatives choosing to disconnect someone in a vegetative state: A bunch of cells in the form of meat and bone without the ability to experience the world or feel any pain does not get to have rights
I live in Kentucky and we had comprehensive sex education. I don’t understand what other people had. But there was nothing we weren’t told. We were even taught about female condoms and how new and rare they were, and this was in the early to mid 90’s.
This is why we need to hunt down progressives and send them to comprehensive island where you can play out your death fantasies and elitism on each other. Our birth rate is under 1.5 in the u.s.. we don't need abortion.
Dude, these female comedians need more coverage! I can barely remember some of them because it's all about Bill Burr and George Carlin, and it's not that those guys aren't great, but we already know their names. Jen Kirkman, Nikki Glasser or Jena Friedman need to become household names!
The only thing that should be "mandatory" is passing a constitutional competency test to earn the right to vote. You'd never qualify, so we'd all be safe.
My friend was raised really religiously too. He tells this story about being like 5 and coming to the understanding that babies happen by a man kissing a woman in a bed because he watched a TV show where people kissed in bed and the next scene they had a baby. So he went through a month long phase of not wanting his mom to give him bedtime kisses just Incase LOL then one day he forgot about the whole phobia and started letting him mom give him bedtime kisses again .. a few weeks later his mom and dad came to tell him that he was gonna be a big brother. The poor kid said he started hysterically crying and thought he was the reason his mom was pregnant 😂 needless to say, he had to be given the talk soon after.
Now that is hilarious
You should ask him why he was upset , if his mother was the first to insist
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"..and it almost caught on fire." 😂😂 she's so quick with those one-liners !
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You do realize this is pre-written, right?
PUT YOUR MASK ON!!!
That’s not a one liner
This whole bit was continually surprising! She kept taking turns, angles that I had not considered. What a fresh new voice to hear. Thanks RUclips!
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@@quarantube9200 Booooooo!
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Not new.
Yes very funny like sugar cereal 🤣
Guys don't worry we'll high-five you🤣
She said they quietly shoot it in the head I'm dead
Really wanted this to be longer.
And that's ok though. You do have 10 fingers
@@timmccarthy872 good 1
@@timmccarthy872 i'm dead😂
That’s what she said to you
Get Netflix
"It's not just for kids" OMG... rolling!
I know right ..,🤣😂😅
Her pacing is good. She has a great style.
She too fast for me but overall not a bad comedian
Im goth, can confirm.
I have HUGE fingers
I feel sorry for you.
@@The_Superpack I'm sure she would appreciate skilled over HUGE.
@@1BB22 'UGE!
@@1BB22 BIG skilled
“It almost caught on fire.” I’m a girl but I felt the pain.
Say hello to my lil fren
I’m a boy and I have been on the receiving end of that
I didn’t grow up catholic, but I went to catholic schools all my life. Now, I’m left with none of the salvation, but all of the guilt...
😂😂😂
@The Comedian You are a comedian lol
Lmao
Forget the guilt. Christianity is just one big scare tactic of fear and guilt... that's how it controls you.
@@jerrylanglois7892
Yeah, definitely. It's a dumpster fire.
Ahh Jen Kirkman, aka the Queen of Drunk History, her stand-up is hilarious but her Drunk History stuff is legend.
that special was soooo good! there are a lot of reaaaally boring stand up specials on netflix and some weird stand up documentary hybrids nobody ever asked for. BUT this one was gold
Try the Sam Jay one on Netflix, 3am. It's good.
@@TheBoxingNinja will try that. thank you :3
Bert kriecher, Tom segura, and ari are down right fucking hilarious.
She’s giving me Mrs. Maisel vibes.
That's right. Mrs. Maisel goes faster tho. But yeah you're right.
She wrote on that show.
You should taste her brisket !
Except Jen's the real deal
Writer, producer, and consultant on it. I googled it real quick when the show started because they have the same timing
Laughed so hard, I'm immediately jumping on Netflix to watch the whole thing.
"When you get to got Hands Free"!!! 😂😂😂 That's true for ALL sexes💯
I like how she dresses. She dresses like a lesbian who's not gay. Very pretty.
Bruh what
Hahahahahaha
So, like a woman?
The politics.
Doug Jackson how is this political ?
This woman is sharing her legitimate trauma but, you know, in a funny way.
Exactly! Just without the funny part
@@rich8914 Why are you like this XD
Rich i thought i was the only one who noticed 😂
Hands-Free' izzz the Best! Always Keep Wet tissue wipes around the room young men And Alway Remember to Return Tha Favor ;)
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Her delivery and timing of her jokes are great and spot on
But what about the jokes?
@@piratesmileprod6533 they are fantastic 👍
Last
Bro this chick is so talented, she had me on the journey of her life. I just got back after the Netflix logo came back towards the end.
So I'm currently watching this in the living room and then my parent's rushed in when the comedian mentioned fingering, like wtf
Well it's in the title playa you knew what you were gettin into
^ this and also headphone yung one
So they didn’t care about the shooting fetuses part? Lol
💀💀
I hope your parents seized the opportunity to have a meaningful conversation about the birds and the bees.
Better than Amy Schumer
Jen's been around for a while. She was a frequent panelist on the Chelsea Handler show. That show was a lot of fun!
If we’re setting the bar that low why don’t we just say she’s better than the Kardashians.
Not much of a compliment.
So much negativity😂
Obvs
Wow, that somehow wound up being way better than my high expectations were already 😂
Jen- "its not just for kidz"
Fbi open up!!!!
As a Christian I love - “ I was afraid of abortion not because of Jesus; but, because of church” that’s right hun, Jesus doesn’t judge you baby
Joshua Thomas nah uh
Jesus judges murderers
@@raphaeljasi5517 That;s not how murder works but ok
Jake Andersen actually is
After conception that’s already a baby developing
Stopping that is murder!!!
Jesus doesn't judge? What bible you reading?
@@raphaeljasi5517 Rights are given to anything that has the ability to suffer. Therefore, Humans and animals get their own set of rights. Read the Declaration of Human Rights to learn more; So, fetuses before around 3 months, have *Yet* to develop a complex nervous system capable of producing "pain" signals, therefore, it gets no rights. This is the same principle behind relatives choosing to disconnect someone in a vegetative state: A bunch of cells in the form of meat and bone without the ability to experience the world or feel any pain does not get to have rights
One of the best comics out there. So natural and her personality comes across with the jokes
Haven’t laughed at her jokes once...each to their own I guess
She's just nasty, not funny at all to me
I just love those pants
She is seriously hilarious with dark subject matter
Shooting babies in the head is dark now? Jeez...
Quickie By Pepe I think shooting anyone in the hard is dark. Unless you are joking I must be missing something
Jen: Date a man whose family is dead
Me: Date a woman whose friends are dead - yes, that's what it equates to 😆
What a breath of fresh air! Fantastic stand up performance. She is like a roller coaster - full of unexpected twists!
Yeah the killing babies part was the funniest huh?
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@@AfricaGeo it's a COMEDY. Don't be a sourpuss.
And this is why we need comprehensive reproductive health in schools, not just whatever the hell gets taught in the states!
Reproductive health sounds a whole lot better than parents killing their own kids doesn't it?
I live in Kentucky and we had comprehensive sex education. I don’t understand what other people had. But there was nothing we weren’t told. We were even taught about female condoms and how new and rare they were, and this was in the early to mid 90’s.
We learned whatever the hell she was naive about in 5th grade and middle school. She almost seems brainwashed
@@blueshirt1619 that's hilarious 😆
This is why we need to hunt down progressives and send them to comprehensive island where you can play out your death fantasies and elitism on each other. Our birth rate is under 1.5 in the u.s.. we don't need abortion.
You can get my fingers if u need some. They work well.😂🤣
She kinda gives me the female version of John Mulaney vibes
Yeah she’s great, her cadence is very similar to mulaneys.
@@bcoates87 ojkkikkkkkkk
She gives me a Bill Burr kind of vibe - I like it
Justin Timberlake: I’m bringing sexy back
Jen Kirkman: I’m bringing fingering back.
Why is she dressed like Catherine Carpenter?
Cus Jesus was a carpenter. She must’ve been trying to channel him for moral support.
@@magnolia2 Or maybe she's trying to hide one helluva 🐪.
Karen?
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@@randomelvis3359 KAREN!
🤣 hilarious, delivery is awesome
She kinda looks like Madonna
Totally. I kept thinking: Madonna, no Julia Louise-Dreyfus, no Julianne Moore - all good company!
What if her ex is watching this who doesn't know to finger 😂
Hilarious. That perceptive on Jesus is awesome. You are great.
Theologically speaking, almost every other statement is correct. Like right wrong right wrong right wrong right wrong.
Which ones aren't for instance?
michael labarge I beg to differ!
@@OneRichMofo for instance, in abortions, they generally don't shoot babies in the head. Think that statement is not correct!
;)
@michael labarge your finger has a pulse too.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 First time I've watched stand-up with a partial.
bruh what
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Damn is this the same lady that introduced Drunk History to me a decade a ago?
Yes!
Aha! That's where. Oney Judge. Thanks for jogging my memory.
The first clip I saw from her other set, I commented the same.. don't know who would care but.. I like her
I care, random internet stranger. I care.
This is a really good set holy shit, I'm not ready for this its 6am here haha
“Prevents a pregnancy from becoming a pregnancy…” 😂
Thats a good female comedian. Well Done you!
This is great 😌
Love the way she talks!
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"It's not just for kids....."
okay Jen, step away from the mic
mic
@@ArtofLunatik cheers
Yeah I caught that I was like tf she means
The shooting the baby in the head joke wasnt the funniest shit I've heard this year.
then what was?
Fix your typo you lazy fuck
Loool
Dude, these female comedians need more coverage! I can barely remember some of them because it's all about Bill Burr and George Carlin, and it's not that those guys aren't great, but we already know their names. Jen Kirkman, Nikki Glasser or Jena Friedman need to become household names!
Omg she’s hilarious 😂😂 I wasn’t expecting to laugh so much
Very funny. No idea of her accent but she has the most listenable speaking voice.
This woman is so funny😂
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Found a new favorite comedian, hell yeah. She's FUNNY!
Not really
Every single women comedian is all one topic.
Her bits about sex are so original.
Idk why, but she reminds me of Mitch Hedberg
Is... is this woman a vampire? She hasn't aged in a goddamn decade.
Jen is so much more funnier since she got divorced.
I'm funny and I've never married, does that count? 👉👰👀
Holy shit to be that confident to talk about that☠☠☠☠☠
WHY AM I GETTING DIRTY THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING A STAND UP COMEDY?? 🤔
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Indian thoughts maybe
@@danisirooszadeh7305 LOL
Spoiler: she never fingers herself on stage.
I clicked this so fast. I’m a dude. You can’t really blame female comics for talking about sex constantly, it does get attention.
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Actually, I can. At some point it starts to sound like recycled garbage
Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up
Kinda looks like a younger Joan Jett and idk something else lol
Mickey Flanagan isnt happy.
"Prevents a pregnancy from becoming a pregnancy"?
9.9 on the mental gymnastics.
Yeah, I noticed that one too.
She's had at least one abortion. She said that because she cant admit to herself there was a life inside her, and she killed it.
Maybe she meant from becoming a baby
That was deep, slipped by many.
@@J4A22 Unborn babies have hands and feet at six weeks. So if its before then, then maybe.
Goddamn. She's amazing.
This was brilliant 😂
“It’s not just for kids” HOLD UP. 💀
Netflix knows how to click bait
"hands free" lol
Sex education in the USA has gotten way better but still needs to become mandatory.
Can they teach sex education online?
The only thing that should be "mandatory" is passing a constitutional competency test to earn the right to vote. You'd never qualify, so we'd all be safe.
Who are you to force your values onto other people's kids?
Mo. Ka. Wanting to educate kids on safe sex, reduce stds, teen pregnancy, and teen abortion. So horrible.
@@leirsdeirs6212 Wanting to force your agenda onto other people's kids against their culture. That's what's horrible
Murdered it.😂😂😂😂
This is the first female comedian who has talked about abortion and religion and not only was 100% correct, but was hilarious
Absolutely not.
Esico6 then you have no sense of humor
So good!
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Always have the backdoor for loving
while she is really funny, the lack of education about sexual topics she talks about as a young woman is worrying ...
Divine Rising OFFICIAL hear hear
😂I love funny women, the part where she wakes up in the middle of the night
If something like this a comedian would come up like that on God in india. They would literally rip that person apart
Well just be thankful you are in America you are one of the Lucky ones.
Ray Mcarthur i doubt u have ever been in india. Yes its true this comedienne would risk censure in india but so would she in some usa backwaters
@@raymcarthur3870 It may not go well for her in Parts of the US, the bible belt is like another country. The deep South the cesspool of America.
@@mtadams2009 Yeah but govt enforced censure and a shaming by the public are not equitable.
Uh, which god? India is not monotheistic
The way she speaks, her cadence is like John Mulaney.
I love you!!! Thank you for being true and real.
OMG shes so good! 😭
im so happy to hear a female comedian that not totally cringe i actually laughed a lil
You should leave your bubble more often
"There's a living breathing person in there!" Hmm... living yes, breathing, not so much.
"Breathing" in the only way it can...
💜Jen was on Chelsea Handler & she’s a great comedian. More, please!
Instead of her saying where my prostitutes at would have been better with where my hoes at
Right
Nah too predictable I like the prostitute word better more original
This is soo hilarious 😂😂
We need a full show upload
Did she say that abortion prevent pregnancy?
Lmaooooo once I wasn't the only one who noticed 😂😂😂☠️
....FROM DEVELOPING!!!!!
HILARIOUS!
At 2:08 did she say fingering is not just for kids but for everyone.......REALLY?!?!?! 👀👀👀😡
Ummm last time I checked .....that’s not funny lady! 🤬🤬🤬
Kids as in a teens 14-18, calm down, we do it too
Bwa ha ha ha! This lady is out of her fucking mind, lol. 😂😂
Although most female comedians talk about the same thing, sex, she is different, not like Nikki Glaser
This was so good.
So late term abortion is a thing but yh I'll stay in my corner
Yeah, it's a very rare thing, and none of us except the people who need them can possibly know the real story, so we'll all stay in our corner!
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Bring back Dice
It's just not for kids??wtf
Most teens experiment with hands stuff, most adults dont bother with it and go straight to sex. Thats the joke
Self discovery is awkward af.
95% of these comments seem planted
Women Comedians: All jokes are about sexual encounters.