Whitney Cummings Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @Rathesungod21
    @Rathesungod21 5 лет назад +1603

    "I don't wanna be at the mercy of smash mouth in public" has to be the greatest out-of context quote ever

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 5 лет назад +25

      And then she picks the option that does exactly that. This broad is dumb as a bag of rocks.

    • @success2ez
      @success2ez 5 лет назад +5

      @@lamosos So are you! (dumb as a bag of rocks) You're not wise enough to 'get her.' She's a comedian moron.

    • @maxboo7995
      @maxboo7995 5 лет назад +1

      Smash mouth would be the luckiest man

    • @thunder01xb
      @thunder01xb 5 лет назад +1

      Phrasing. Boom.

    • @yourmother638
      @yourmother638 5 лет назад +3

      @@success2ez no she's dumb. But she is funny

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan 5 лет назад +2192

    At first I thought she was a porn star and then I realized the men weren’t laughing that hard at all of her comments so figured she must be a comedian

    • @michawkwalter4205
      @michawkwalter4205 5 лет назад +60

      Gold 😂

    • @rvc5915
      @rvc5915 4 года назад +59

      She does really look like Kendra Lust tho

    • @davidbouchard5451
      @davidbouchard5451 4 года назад +24

      and that’s still better than anything you’ve done 👍

    • @TheFIoridaMan
      @TheFIoridaMan 4 года назад +25

      Anna Needle Anna Needle How is that sexist? If anything its the opposite cause I’m calling out fake people that laugh at a joke to try and get sex. Just cause a senario involves a man criticizing a woman doesn’t make it sexist. Now here IS something sexist for you to feed on since obviously you’re looking to be offended by anything cause its like a sport to your kind.

    • @jujucasar2003
      @jujucasar2003 4 года назад +23

      She wouldn't have to change her name to be a porn star.

  • @pnut3844able
    @pnut3844able 5 лет назад +884

    All of her cousins ears just perked up 😂

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 5 лет назад +882

    I need to see Eric Andre on here 😂

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 лет назад +5

      YES!

    • @bonerjams42069
      @bonerjams42069 5 лет назад +1

      He's doing Eric Andre live soooo I think he's not on a contract

    • @javierlazaro4767
      @javierlazaro4767 5 лет назад +5

      @Gavin Devine no one can ever hold Eric Andre from doing what he wants and saying what he wants

    • @BridgetJonesDiary
      @BridgetJonesDiary 5 лет назад

      OMG YES

  • @naturadventur7425
    @naturadventur7425 5 лет назад +417

    I'm from Arkansas, I married my cousin, we have 2 wonderful children who eat glue

    • @olivia8080
      @olivia8080 5 лет назад +24

      FoolishlyFoolishFool and you won the powerball, good for you

    • @drewch5039
      @drewch5039 5 лет назад +5

      best thing iv read today

    • @zombielandtay4827
      @zombielandtay4827 5 лет назад +5

      Oh come on im from Arkansas

    • @naturadventur7425
      @naturadventur7425 5 лет назад +5

      @@zombielandtay4827 I'm sorry for you :)

    • @dylanadams6533
      @dylanadams6533 4 года назад +3

      You must have some good glue in Arkansas.

  • @amadeusdre
    @amadeusdre 4 года назад +61

    Bruh hearing all star when I'm done is the dream

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 5 лет назад +75

    The gift card coupon thing: When I was in my late 20's there was this "gold book" going around the city. You paid $50 and you got this massive book of coupons. Literally there was $10,000 worth of coupons in it. For 2 for one dinners at expensive restaurants, 2 for 1 skydiving, 2 for 1 movies, use 2 of them and you made your money back. The gang and I would sit around the pub after work and use it to decide where we were going and who would partner up so we'd all get in for half price. It was hilarious.
    Or if someone used up their coupon and wanted to go back and you'd trade them because you'd never go there.
    We had a temp in as a receptionist because ours was sick and I invited her down to the pub with us. She thought it was a little weird all these adults sitting around trading coupons but realized the benefit when we used them to decide what we were doing that night and all got in to a play for half price.

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 4 года назад +2

      So you buy coupons for $50 and have to use at least $10k to benefit from it.. Who is the smart person.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 4 года назад +6

      @@dubious6718 not you. Who said you had to spend $10K?
      I was odd man out but the gang went 2 for 1 skydiving. 4 went. Price was $150 each regular, 2 paid $150 2 went free: cost to each $75. Savings of $75 each.
      I was in a relationship at the time and we'd go out to dinner once a week "date night". 2 for 1 entrees. $20 each week in savings.
      Same as movie tickets: 2 for 1 $10 savings every few weeks.
      Yes, you have to spend money to do things and get goods and services. But if you're going to spend the money anyways, you end up saving in the end. Now I wouldn't go buy any weight watchers meals but since I and the gf had clothes dry cleaning only 2 for 1 was savings.
      You're complaining that that the dealer is giving your $5000 off the MSRP on a car but you have to actually buy the car to get the savings. Only a fool would expect to walk into a care dealer and expect them to hand you $5000.

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku 5 лет назад +190

    "But i would order pain killers on the internet."
    That's how you gain a fan.
    "From Canada. They have good ones."
    And that's how you ensure you keep a fan.

  • @jaimeframer6220
    @jaimeframer6220 5 лет назад +120

    Theo needs a part 2

    • @DEADPOTENTIAL
      @DEADPOTENTIAL 3 года назад

      With bill burr most definitely

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 2 месяца назад

      I thought Theo Von was one of the weaker episodes

  • @outofrole7728
    @outofrole7728 3 года назад +12

    Best part...”I feel married again.... why can’t you just answer the question “ 😂

  • @isaacwells8557
    @isaacwells8557 5 лет назад +163

    She's my biggest crush along with Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. They're all three gorgeous as hell and their personalities make them like 10x more attractive.

  • @meganmarie4050
    @meganmarie4050 5 лет назад +14

    Audio was fantastic on this episode! It was nice to hear KFC and Feits.

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 5 лет назад +40

    Whitney Cummings cousin “so when’s this happening?”

    • @ronniebasak96
      @ronniebasak96 4 года назад

      As soon as he gets her 750 million and powerball

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 2 года назад +3

    I love this series, great questions!

  • @godricgryffindor5421
    @godricgryffindor5421 5 лет назад +38

    Gotta get Bobby Lee on here! Nosotros Papaya!

  • @ashleywilliams9732
    @ashleywilliams9732 5 лет назад +12

    I love her!

  • @thecoclster8427
    @thecoclster8427 5 лет назад +5

    3:18 every guy on here immediately says they would lose a leg and seeing here answer compared to theres is hilarious

  • @MT-mg9bs
    @MT-mg9bs 5 лет назад +41

    Bobby Lee please

  • @jamessowder193
    @jamessowder193 3 года назад

    Never said where you lose the leg from? The hip? Mid thigh? Lol. I love her, she is so funny!

  • @Noahcantgame
    @Noahcantgame 5 лет назад +6

    She earned my respect on the gift card question

  • @cchilders1212
    @cchilders1212 5 лет назад +23

    Can you guys do something about that stain on the wall in the lower right corner? Every video I watch has me wiping my screen.

    • @anderseriksson7698
      @anderseriksson7698 4 года назад +1

      You ruined a video for me a year after writing your comment, good job

    • @hjj9269
      @hjj9269 3 года назад

      Same.

  • @matty7006
    @matty7006 5 лет назад +362

    Shes hot I've always thought

    • @NukaColaWarrior8434
      @NukaColaWarrior8434 5 лет назад +20

      Looks like she would give amazing head 😎👍

    • @ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout
      @ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout 5 лет назад +10

      She used to be a few years ago. She looks like shes been laminated now.

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker 5 лет назад +1

      Hot you think she is, hmmm?

    • @SpocksBro
      @SpocksBro 5 лет назад +2

      Used to be. Certainly still is if you put a towel over her synthetic face.

    • @mattfrictiom90
      @mattfrictiom90 5 лет назад +1

      Her forehead is huge

  • @besma2627
    @besma2627 4 года назад +8

    It’s so strange to see Whitney acting like this knowing how she is now 😂

  • @dutchman7216
    @dutchman7216 4 года назад +1

    Whitney that was funny as hell thank you very much.

  • @BarstoolSportsTV
    @BarstoolSportsTV 5 лет назад +3

    This is great

  • @leviharrison1545
    @leviharrison1545 5 лет назад +13

    Christina P was made for this game, ring her up

  • @xczechr
    @xczechr 5 лет назад +11

    Looks like I'm not the only one who drinks at JC Penney.

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 5 лет назад +1

    I had no idea who she was prior to this video but I enjoyed her responses more than the cake I was eating while watching.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 2 года назад

    I love Whitney

  • @suatuala5129
    @suatuala5129 2 года назад +10

    This is better than any of her standup

  • @shakester2010
    @shakester2010 5 лет назад +2

    LOL!! Whitney's awesome!! ;)

  • @chileanguyfleegman
    @chileanguyfleegman 3 года назад

    I didn't think about this before. From today I'll put on all star every time after the "fum time", adding to ta total of once a year.

  • @InDyingLights
    @InDyingLights 4 года назад +1

    One of the best comedians out there

    • @83HC
      @83HC 3 года назад +1

      Lol okay, okay, we get it, you'd be delighted to jerk it to her picture. No need to simp with outrageous statements like that.

    • @DEADPOTENTIAL
      @DEADPOTENTIAL 3 года назад

      L

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 2 года назад

      Not even close.

  • @bartaugustus4319
    @bartaugustus4319 3 года назад

    Okay I never heard of this girl before seeing this clip awesome well done super funny,

  • @nickaguilar2870
    @nickaguilar2870 5 лет назад +45

    if that button snapped, swear to all gods

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 4 года назад +3

    "SomeBODY..."
    **ohohohohohohohh**

  • @APR944
    @APR944 5 лет назад

    “Yea!! Let’s go have a drink at JCPennys. FUCK IT!!” 😂💀

  • @nickf8028
    @nickf8028 5 лет назад +29

    Remember that scene in beetlejuice where they stretch their faces?? Somehow her skin is tighter than that.

  • @GamingStar1995
    @GamingStar1995 5 лет назад +3

    The real question now is, which one of her cousins got the winning Ticket! Lmao!

  • @brentmcgill8770
    @brentmcgill8770 4 года назад

    Need to remember that last one for work tomorrow

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr Год назад +1

    "Always drunk or sober forever? FUCK!"

  • @AirkooledKustoms
    @AirkooledKustoms 5 лет назад

    love your humor

  • @thelthrythquezada8397
    @thelthrythquezada8397 2 года назад +1

    Those were the dumbest questions, and I feel like I enjoyed all of them!

  • @brandoncausey645
    @brandoncausey645 5 лет назад +12

    Whitney "I've never had plastic surgery" cummings

  • @thelthrythquezada8397
    @thelthrythquezada8397 2 года назад

    She said lets go get a drink at JC Pennys, Stop it, I can't

  • @Personalapocalypse77.
    @Personalapocalypse77. 3 года назад +3

    Props to the guys who craft these questions, they are brutal.

  • @brifries619
    @brifries619 5 лет назад +53

    Joe Rogan on one?

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor 5 лет назад +4

      Sadly he doesnt do shit like this. His podcast is literally the most viewed/listened too thing in the history of entertainment, if he needs to promote a special he just does it on JRE.
      Also, he isnt that ''off the cuff funny'', so it wouldnt be as funny as you think.

    • @oblivion8819
      @oblivion8819 5 лет назад +5

      Get Diaz... doooooo iiiiiit

    • @rumba6110
      @rumba6110 5 лет назад +2

      @@immasurvivor thank you for your "expertise" on Joe Rogan. I'm glad we have you around to let us know what Joe is really like

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor 5 лет назад

      @Ru Ma The dude had a question, i answered. Not need to hate on me because I have too much free time.

    • @rumba6110
      @rumba6110 5 лет назад

      @@immasurvivor no hate. I just didn't understand that he was asking you the question, but I am still glad that you know Joe so well and could lend us your expertise

  • @mikepeterson764
    @mikepeterson764 4 года назад

    On that cousin question, two questions 1. Do I have to share the powerball with them, and do they know thats the reason why? 2. Do I choose which cousin its with?

  • @faxzer1979
    @faxzer1979 4 года назад

    Whitney’s cousin watching this like “MY TIME IS NOW”

  • @danm3047
    @danm3047 5 лет назад +7

    So funny and smart! Loved "the female brain" her comedy is great, I hope she makes more projects like "the female brain"

  • @lrodriguez8878
    @lrodriguez8878 3 года назад

    B4 she went crazy. I love her and everything but tru

  • @soso14diaz
    @soso14diaz 5 лет назад +4

    Get the bodega boys on here please

  • @bornlegacy9847
    @bornlegacy9847 5 лет назад +3

    This girl is insanely loveable

  • @richie9670
    @richie9670 5 лет назад +5

    How does this channel not have many subs?

  • @ThePrometheus617
    @ThePrometheus617 4 года назад

    What is the beautiful sample beat in the beginning !!!??

  • @stark20ful
    @stark20ful 2 года назад

    She is so stunning and brave

  • @MidnightPodcast
    @MidnightPodcast 3 года назад +1

    Whitney, your phone's ringing. It's your cousin.

  • @FrameDrumAndFlute
    @FrameDrumAndFlute 5 лет назад +13

    Almost every answer had me laughing. Really funny lady.

  • @THMILLER
    @THMILLER 5 лет назад +3

    good question Weed is 100% better then alcohol!

  • @pulpfiction2122
    @pulpfiction2122 4 года назад

    >only wasted forever
    >always sober
    Imma smash that always fucked up button.

  • @impact-go9086
    @impact-go9086 5 лет назад

    Love u Whitney!!

  • @shuvospeaking3250
    @shuvospeaking3250 4 года назад

    That name gets me every time! 😅

  • @pinchepoor5461
    @pinchepoor5461 4 года назад +1

    Bruh what the actual fuck
    A lady that actually has decent humor WTFF

  • @corzahazard444
    @corzahazard444 5 лет назад +4

    No, the first question was 'drunk or never drunk again', so she had them with that one, I'd go never drunk again, I'll just smoke pot

  • @jayb3494
    @jayb3494 5 лет назад +2

    Does anybody know the intro song?

    • @earlyem3240
      @earlyem3240 5 лет назад

      I needed that same thing

    • @jayb3494
      @jayb3494 5 лет назад +2

      @@earlyem3240 found it. Its pina by David cutter music

  • @chescarino
    @chescarino 4 года назад +1

    this person scores high on the crazy hot martix

  • @dinam7497
    @dinam7497 4 года назад

    I waited the whole clip for it to break. IT DIDN'T!!!!

  • @brunobenetti8085
    @brunobenetti8085 5 лет назад

    This is 1080p? Was the camera out of focus?

  • @FishnFireworks
    @FishnFireworks 5 лет назад +6

    NELK BOYS NEED TO DO THIS!!

  • @M1R2S
    @M1R2S 5 лет назад +6

    These questions are definitely from guys for guys

  • @MrJharpermxschool
    @MrJharpermxschool 5 лет назад +1

    Thinking of getting metal legs, it’s a risky operation... but it will be worth it.

    • @abusername1270
      @abusername1270 4 года назад

      You're only human, but you're working on it

  • @BrolicCityFitness
    @BrolicCityFitness 5 лет назад +8

    Nick swardson needs to be on here for sure

  • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
    @TheWitchOvAgnesi 5 лет назад

    Answer the god damn question!!! LOL

  • @belowaverageluke1369
    @belowaverageluke1369 5 лет назад +5

    They must've gotten these questions from 4chan.

  • @badoocee1967
    @badoocee1967 5 лет назад

    FUNNY SHIT!!

  • @jewishstinky3003
    @jewishstinky3003 5 лет назад

    What is that music at the start

    • @jgaltele
      @jgaltele 5 лет назад

      Jewish Stinky darude sandstorm

  • @mikecoffee7548
    @mikecoffee7548 5 лет назад

    Lol, she's great!

  • @BuuGz86
    @BuuGz86 4 года назад

    Smart answer to the cousin one would be " Yes, but one from 10th generation or later"
    technically a cousin but so far out that you don't even know him and can even have kids if you like him.. and be rich.. so win win.

  • @OGNoNameNobody
    @OGNoNameNobody 2 года назад

    .....Everyone loves that episode of _Seinfeild_ .

  • @ilianaangelova6553
    @ilianaangelova6553 5 лет назад +4

    Would you date a guy knowing all of his exes are dead? *laughs in Sam Winchester*

  • @zacharyrodriguez6027
    @zacharyrodriguez6027 5 лет назад +4

    Get Joey Diaz and Anthony Jeselnik on this show ASAP!

  • @emmettenglish1537
    @emmettenglish1537 5 лет назад +20

    I only found out after watching this video that Whitney is my cousin.

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano 3 года назад

    I need to learn how to bake!

  • @jedispiders7204
    @jedispiders7204 5 лет назад +3

    3:19 I choose both. And I wanna lose both legs. Don’t ask why

  • @joecity856
    @joecity856 5 лет назад +5

    We need big time tommie on answer the internet

  • @randallstrozier7097
    @randallstrozier7097 5 лет назад

    You are a funny skinny little lady. I do enjoy your videos.

  • @bighominid
    @bighominid 4 года назад

    If you want to make a Wonder Woman parody, you have your stand-in for Gal Gadot right here.

  • @TeamoJXZ
    @TeamoJXZ 4 года назад

    Buzzfeed, this is kinda how you do your thirst tweets section.

  • @pauldavis7146
    @pauldavis7146 5 лет назад

    Melted candle

  • @rockets4kids
    @rockets4kids 5 лет назад

    You weren't joking about collecting the Internet's dumbest questions.

  • @Rooster1172T
    @Rooster1172T 4 года назад +1

    I guess I'll be in heaven with Chester, Robin and most of my mates so I'm down with that:)

  • @MatsDestruction
    @MatsDestruction 5 лет назад

    Stupid questions! Great that Whitney nailed them!

  • @mddprozz
    @mddprozz 4 года назад +3

    I love her humor 🙂

    • @daniellynam2364
      @daniellynam2364 2 года назад

      come on

    • @mddprozz
      @mddprozz 2 года назад

      @@daniellynam2364?

    • @samueljlarson
      @samueljlarson 2 года назад

      She really isn't funny at all. She just makes loud noises and says controversial things.

    • @mddprozz
      @mddprozz 2 года назад

      @@samueljlarson ohhh good for you, you realized WE don't have the same humor.

  • @akairborne
    @akairborne 3 года назад

    I liked her before but now I like her more! I love her thrifty comments!

  • @imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222
    @imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222 3 года назад

    2:10 ok that’s fair

  • @Magic_Toaster
    @Magic_Toaster 3 года назад

    Hey now!

  • @fobbitoperator3620
    @fobbitoperator3620 5 лет назад +3

    That last 1 was kinda saucy, hearing her say it!

  • @TheLiveMusicGroup
    @TheLiveMusicGroup 4 года назад

    She was ahead of her time, but now we're catching up to her!

  • @bryanmmusic
    @bryanmmusic 5 лет назад +55

    I feel like she doesn't understand the questions.

  • @marcespinoza6068
    @marcespinoza6068 5 лет назад +4

    Thank God, a woman who get's it. Take notes Andrea Savage.