Anna Needle Anna Needle How is that sexist? If anything its the opposite cause I’m calling out fake people that laugh at a joke to try and get sex. Just cause a senario involves a man criticizing a woman doesn’t make it sexist. Now here IS something sexist for you to feed on since obviously you’re looking to be offended by anything cause its like a sport to your kind.
The gift card coupon thing: When I was in my late 20's there was this "gold book" going around the city. You paid $50 and you got this massive book of coupons. Literally there was $10,000 worth of coupons in it. For 2 for one dinners at expensive restaurants, 2 for 1 skydiving, 2 for 1 movies, use 2 of them and you made your money back. The gang and I would sit around the pub after work and use it to decide where we were going and who would partner up so we'd all get in for half price. It was hilarious. Or if someone used up their coupon and wanted to go back and you'd trade them because you'd never go there. We had a temp in as a receptionist because ours was sick and I invited her down to the pub with us. She thought it was a little weird all these adults sitting around trading coupons but realized the benefit when we used them to decide what we were doing that night and all got in to a play for half price.
@@dubious6718 not you. Who said you had to spend $10K? I was odd man out but the gang went 2 for 1 skydiving. 4 went. Price was $150 each regular, 2 paid $150 2 went free: cost to each $75. Savings of $75 each. I was in a relationship at the time and we'd go out to dinner once a week "date night". 2 for 1 entrees. $20 each week in savings. Same as movie tickets: 2 for 1 $10 savings every few weeks. Yes, you have to spend money to do things and get goods and services. But if you're going to spend the money anyways, you end up saving in the end. Now I wouldn't go buy any weight watchers meals but since I and the gf had clothes dry cleaning only 2 for 1 was savings. You're complaining that that the dealer is giving your $5000 off the MSRP on a car but you have to actually buy the car to get the savings. Only a fool would expect to walk into a care dealer and expect them to hand you $5000.
"But i would order pain killers on the internet." That's how you gain a fan. "From Canada. They have good ones." And that's how you ensure you keep a fan.
She's my biggest crush along with Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. They're all three gorgeous as hell and their personalities make them like 10x more attractive.
Sadly he doesnt do shit like this. His podcast is literally the most viewed/listened too thing in the history of entertainment, if he needs to promote a special he just does it on JRE. Also, he isnt that ''off the cuff funny'', so it wouldnt be as funny as you think.
@@immasurvivor no hate. I just didn't understand that he was asking you the question, but I am still glad that you know Joe so well and could lend us your expertise
On that cousin question, two questions 1. Do I have to share the powerball with them, and do they know thats the reason why? 2. Do I choose which cousin its with?
Smart answer to the cousin one would be " Yes, but one from 10th generation or later" technically a cousin but so far out that you don't even know him and can even have kids if you like him.. and be rich.. so win win.
"I don't wanna be at the mercy of smash mouth in public" has to be the greatest out-of context quote ever
And then she picks the option that does exactly that. This broad is dumb as a bag of rocks.
@@lamosos So are you! (dumb as a bag of rocks) You're not wise enough to 'get her.' She's a comedian moron.
Smash mouth would be the luckiest man
Phrasing. Boom.
@@success2ez no she's dumb. But she is funny
At first I thought she was a porn star and then I realized the men weren’t laughing that hard at all of her comments so figured she must be a comedian
Gold 😂
She does really look like Kendra Lust tho
and that’s still better than anything you’ve done 👍
Anna Needle Anna Needle How is that sexist? If anything its the opposite cause I’m calling out fake people that laugh at a joke to try and get sex. Just cause a senario involves a man criticizing a woman doesn’t make it sexist. Now here IS something sexist for you to feed on since obviously you’re looking to be offended by anything cause its like a sport to your kind.
She wouldn't have to change her name to be a porn star.
All of her cousins ears just perked up 😂
My thoughts exactly!
*Sweer Home Alabama intensifies*
I need to see Eric Andre on here 😂
YES!
He's doing Eric Andre live soooo I think he's not on a contract
@Gavin Devine no one can ever hold Eric Andre from doing what he wants and saying what he wants
OMG YES
I'm from Arkansas, I married my cousin, we have 2 wonderful children who eat glue
FoolishlyFoolishFool and you won the powerball, good for you
best thing iv read today
Oh come on im from Arkansas
@@zombielandtay4827 I'm sorry for you :)
You must have some good glue in Arkansas.
Bruh hearing all star when I'm done is the dream
Mission Completed😂
The gift card coupon thing: When I was in my late 20's there was this "gold book" going around the city. You paid $50 and you got this massive book of coupons. Literally there was $10,000 worth of coupons in it. For 2 for one dinners at expensive restaurants, 2 for 1 skydiving, 2 for 1 movies, use 2 of them and you made your money back. The gang and I would sit around the pub after work and use it to decide where we were going and who would partner up so we'd all get in for half price. It was hilarious.
Or if someone used up their coupon and wanted to go back and you'd trade them because you'd never go there.
We had a temp in as a receptionist because ours was sick and I invited her down to the pub with us. She thought it was a little weird all these adults sitting around trading coupons but realized the benefit when we used them to decide what we were doing that night and all got in to a play for half price.
So you buy coupons for $50 and have to use at least $10k to benefit from it.. Who is the smart person.
@@dubious6718 not you. Who said you had to spend $10K?
I was odd man out but the gang went 2 for 1 skydiving. 4 went. Price was $150 each regular, 2 paid $150 2 went free: cost to each $75. Savings of $75 each.
I was in a relationship at the time and we'd go out to dinner once a week "date night". 2 for 1 entrees. $20 each week in savings.
Same as movie tickets: 2 for 1 $10 savings every few weeks.
Yes, you have to spend money to do things and get goods and services. But if you're going to spend the money anyways, you end up saving in the end. Now I wouldn't go buy any weight watchers meals but since I and the gf had clothes dry cleaning only 2 for 1 was savings.
You're complaining that that the dealer is giving your $5000 off the MSRP on a car but you have to actually buy the car to get the savings. Only a fool would expect to walk into a care dealer and expect them to hand you $5000.
"But i would order pain killers on the internet."
That's how you gain a fan.
"From Canada. They have good ones."
And that's how you ensure you keep a fan.
Theo needs a part 2
With bill burr most definitely
I thought Theo Von was one of the weaker episodes
Best part...”I feel married again.... why can’t you just answer the question “ 😂
She's my biggest crush along with Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. They're all three gorgeous as hell and their personalities make them like 10x more attractive.
So you have a type?
I'm sorry, you what?
This video makes me think I'd prefer to fillet my own penis than be stuck in a room with her.
Cecily Strong from SNL is so sexy to me. And I'm not the type to lust over celebrities.
Oh wow, you have a very clear type.
Perfect trio!!!
Audio was fantastic on this episode! It was nice to hear KFC and Feits.
Whitney Cummings cousin “so when’s this happening?”
As soon as he gets her 750 million and powerball
I love this series, great questions!
Gotta get Bobby Lee on here! Nosotros Papaya!
I love her!
I love you!
3:18 every guy on here immediately says they would lose a leg and seeing here answer compared to theres is hilarious
Bobby Lee please
Never said where you lose the leg from? The hip? Mid thigh? Lol. I love her, she is so funny!
She earned my respect on the gift card question
Can you guys do something about that stain on the wall in the lower right corner? Every video I watch has me wiping my screen.
You ruined a video for me a year after writing your comment, good job
Same.
Shes hot I've always thought
Looks like she would give amazing head 😎👍
She used to be a few years ago. She looks like shes been laminated now.
Hot you think she is, hmmm?
Used to be. Certainly still is if you put a towel over her synthetic face.
Her forehead is huge
It’s so strange to see Whitney acting like this knowing how she is now 😂
Whitney that was funny as hell thank you very much.
This is great
Christina P was made for this game, ring her up
Looks like I'm not the only one who drinks at JC Penney.
I had no idea who she was prior to this video but I enjoyed her responses more than the cake I was eating while watching.
I love Whitney
This is better than any of her standup
LOL!! Whitney's awesome!! ;)
I didn't think about this before. From today I'll put on all star every time after the "fum time", adding to ta total of once a year.
One of the best comedians out there
Lol okay, okay, we get it, you'd be delighted to jerk it to her picture. No need to simp with outrageous statements like that.
L
Not even close.
Okay I never heard of this girl before seeing this clip awesome well done super funny,
if that button snapped, swear to all gods
You would see her bra? Or maybe 2 fake boobs?
Unsnapped
"SomeBODY..."
**ohohohohohohohh**
“Yea!! Let’s go have a drink at JCPennys. FUCK IT!!” 😂💀
Remember that scene in beetlejuice where they stretch their faces?? Somehow her skin is tighter than that.
The real question now is, which one of her cousins got the winning Ticket! Lmao!
Need to remember that last one for work tomorrow
"Always drunk or sober forever? FUCK!"
love your humor
Those were the dumbest questions, and I feel like I enjoyed all of them!
Whitney "I've never had plastic surgery" cummings
She said lets go get a drink at JC Pennys, Stop it, I can't
Props to the guys who craft these questions, they are brutal.
Joe Rogan on one?
Sadly he doesnt do shit like this. His podcast is literally the most viewed/listened too thing in the history of entertainment, if he needs to promote a special he just does it on JRE.
Also, he isnt that ''off the cuff funny'', so it wouldnt be as funny as you think.
Get Diaz... doooooo iiiiiit
@@immasurvivor thank you for your "expertise" on Joe Rogan. I'm glad we have you around to let us know what Joe is really like
@Ru Ma The dude had a question, i answered. Not need to hate on me because I have too much free time.
@@immasurvivor no hate. I just didn't understand that he was asking you the question, but I am still glad that you know Joe so well and could lend us your expertise
On that cousin question, two questions 1. Do I have to share the powerball with them, and do they know thats the reason why? 2. Do I choose which cousin its with?
Whitney’s cousin watching this like “MY TIME IS NOW”
So funny and smart! Loved "the female brain" her comedy is great, I hope she makes more projects like "the female brain"
B4 she went crazy. I love her and everything but tru
Get the bodega boys on here please
This girl is insanely loveable
How does this channel not have many subs?
What is the beautiful sample beat in the beginning !!!??
She is so stunning and brave
Whitney, your phone's ringing. It's your cousin.
Almost every answer had me laughing. Really funny lady.
good question Weed is 100% better then alcohol!
>only wasted forever
>always sober
Imma smash that always fucked up button.
Love u Whitney!!
That name gets me every time! 😅
Bruh what the actual fuck
A lady that actually has decent humor WTFF
No, the first question was 'drunk or never drunk again', so she had them with that one, I'd go never drunk again, I'll just smoke pot
Does anybody know the intro song?
I needed that same thing
@@earlyem3240 found it. Its pina by David cutter music
this person scores high on the crazy hot martix
I waited the whole clip for it to break. IT DIDN'T!!!!
This is 1080p? Was the camera out of focus?
NELK BOYS NEED TO DO THIS!!
Full send baby
Reel them in with darts and ronas
@@trevonmartin7465dont forget them shottys too
These questions are definitely from guys for guys
Thinking of getting metal legs, it’s a risky operation... but it will be worth it.
You're only human, but you're working on it
Nick swardson needs to be on here for sure
Answer the god damn question!!! LOL
They must've gotten these questions from 4chan.
FUNNY SHIT!!
What is that music at the start
Jewish Stinky darude sandstorm
Lol, she's great!
Smart answer to the cousin one would be " Yes, but one from 10th generation or later"
technically a cousin but so far out that you don't even know him and can even have kids if you like him.. and be rich.. so win win.
.....Everyone loves that episode of _Seinfeild_ .
Would you date a guy knowing all of his exes are dead? *laughs in Sam Winchester*
Get Joey Diaz and Anthony Jeselnik on this show ASAP!
Joey Diaz would kill on this
I only found out after watching this video that Whitney is my cousin.
Oh hello brother
I need to learn how to bake!
3:19 I choose both. And I wanna lose both legs. Don’t ask why
Why?
Same. Dont ask why tho
Deciduous Capybara I just hate legs
@@jedispiders7204 w-wh- you know what? I aint gonna ask
We need big time tommie on answer the internet
Keep it OS take it eass
You are a funny skinny little lady. I do enjoy your videos.
If you want to make a Wonder Woman parody, you have your stand-in for Gal Gadot right here.
You must be blind.
Buzzfeed, this is kinda how you do your thirst tweets section.
Melted candle
You weren't joking about collecting the Internet's dumbest questions.
I guess I'll be in heaven with Chester, Robin and most of my mates so I'm down with that:)
Stupid questions! Great that Whitney nailed them!
I love her humor 🙂
come on
@@daniellynam2364?
She really isn't funny at all. She just makes loud noises and says controversial things.
@@samueljlarson ohhh good for you, you realized WE don't have the same humor.
I liked her before but now I like her more! I love her thrifty comments!
2:10 ok that’s fair
Hey now!
That last 1 was kinda saucy, hearing her say it!
She was ahead of her time, but now we're catching up to her!
I feel like she doesn't understand the questions.
Thank God, a woman who get's it. Take notes Andrea Savage.