The Disaster Of GarfieldEATS
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
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Today let's take a look at the nightmarish disaster of GarfieldEATS, the world's first (and seemingly only) restaurant selling Garfield-shaped pizza, unsettlingly orange coffee, and "lasagnas". From online drama, to badly-reviewed food, to a spotlight-stealing owner gone rogue, GarfieldEATS was truly one of the strangest restaurants out there. And given that it's officially part of the Garfield canon, I had to cover it...
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"special Garfield sauce" is not a phrase i want to hear ever again
i know you crave my sauce, jon.
@@manboy4720 stop
@@thisisaprettylongnameifyou8195 my sauce is inside you, Jon, my spawn. Soon they will grow, Jon. Can you hear them, Jon? Gnashing, clawing, mewling. You'll host them, Jon, until they're ready to escape. What a wonderful day that'll be, my children will descend on the world and you will deliver them to it, Jon. You should be honored.
@@TheWonkster This makes me feel violated hhhhh-!
;)
Why is that “Love me, feed me, don’t leave me” tagline so weirdly threatening, especially in disproportionately small black comic sans font
YES THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME ITS SO BIZARRE
I dont understand any of it??? Because is it supposed to be an insetive to stay?? Who is the "me"? Is it garfield? It feels out of character
@@L0rdOfThePies If you consider Garfield as a metaphor for capitalism, then it makes perfect sense.
Maybe.
I don't know
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 wait w h a t
Let me into your conspiracy world dude i must KNOW
someone needs to make an animatic with that vocloid song that goes love me i beg with him the Garfield suit being angsty. that quote would be the title
"My only weapon is Garfield fans. When I speak, the whole world listens"
That line killed my girlfriend and I, it's so fucking ominous yet hilarious at the same time
Jason Kidd vevo
Bee Rose
It's kind of like the army that Zi Yuan summons to defeat the Terracotta Army of the emperor in The Mummy 3
That checks out as the Army is called "of the dead" and that man constantly nerfed its own fanbase to zero
Is Nathan Mazri a business owner or a JRPG villain?
When is your funeral
This whole thing feels like an SCP to me. It's like the uncanny valley of restaurants, everything about it feels just "off". Like it was created by some inhuman entity with only tentative knowledge of human culture. It feels like a place you would run into late at night, only to come back the following morning and discover it was never there.
That's exactly what I thought! It really has SCP or even liminal space vibes, and it looks like a place you could see in a weird dream
spot on
if i recall, there actually is an SCP which is contained by ensuring the constant existence of the Garfield brand
@@thetoadman3172 iirc the physical form is a garfield costume filled with rotting lasagna
Garfield is technically already an scp
Yeh, I believe it. Kids of rich parents tend to be walking cartoon characters themselves.
Now we just need a richie rich buffet.
yep
Nonsense, Hunter Biden is totally normal.
He has bipolar disorder apparently.
as someone with semi-rich parents i can confirm this to be true
The owner is def just a rich kid who he never been told “no” and his parents keep bailing him out. Super sheltered to the point he has no idea he comes across as ‘out touch’
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v why did you censor the word girl, and also _wtf are you talking about_
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v mum and girl aren't bad words, tbh you kinda just come across as sexist
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v care to explain yourself?
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v still confused
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v care to explain how or again, are you just biased n sexist towards the creator because, oh no, oh dear god, they wear an outfit for their videos?
Weird that they sold orange coffee, something they had to specially color. . .but not orange soda? You know soda which would go well with pizza and something that was already orange?
Kel Mitchell did not approve
I think it's because they were trying to claim their food is healthy so they couldn't sell soda
But who loves orange soda? Nobody, nobody at all.
@@Ukraineaissance2014 orange fanta?
@@Ukraineaissance2014 ive worked enough fast food to tell you how very very wrong you are
My headcanon is that this entire restaurant's orders are managed and cooked by Jon.
He's trying his best.
I love this comment so much
Jon the long suffering restaurant employee and Garfield his cruel manager who says "helpful" things like "we all hate Mondays Jon- but you got time to lean time to clean amiright"
nah, he's still wondering why we call it an oven when we of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Aw!
he must be jailed.
In the proper timeline where GarfieldEats wasn't a shitshow, QuintonReviews, Izzzyzzz, and StrangeAeons would be hanging out and drinking Garfaccinos
They still are in this universe its just that they're using zoom to "meet up" and afterwards they have indigestion
As long as Thought Slime is there but separately
also Abu Dhabi would have been involved somehow instead of just Dubai. Is this kid from Abu Dhabi? that would at least be a little funny
Dont forget Wyat Duncan and lasagna cat.
Now I'm just imagining the GarfieldEats version of the schwarma scene from the Avengers
To be honest Garfield Eats would've been a big hit if they putted effort on their food and make it delicious.
*AND PUT TABLES IN THE RESTAURANT SO PEOPLE CAN JUST EAT THERE INSTEAD*
Ya but then homeless people would come in an Nathan wouldnt tolerate that
No I don't think it would thanks to covid.
Where I live, if you want to get inexpensive pizza and aren't close to a big mall, you don't get chairs.
Idk why, inexpensive pizza places don't have chairs. It's interesting.
I might change my college plans to become a chef just so I could open a Garfield themed restaurant better than GarfieldEats
Thinking of naming it “Jon’s Kitchen”
@@_rottingfish do it
If anyone wants any updates, Viacom ended up terminating the license for GarfieldEATS late last year. The other venture, Scooby-Doo EATS also had a similar fate. Nathen Mazri, however, tried to sell GarfieldEATS NFTs before they ended up getting deleted.
In a short conclusion, that was the weirdest end to a meme restaurant.
Viacom rebranded to just be called Paramount for the sake of the international markets
tbh i'm not even surprised he'd try to take it in the nft direction, that seems like exactly like what someone who'd do all this would do
of course he tried to sell NFTs... but of course.
Rich people really are a peculiar breed. All they have to worry about in life is finding stupid ways to lose money.
@@catscanhavelittleasalamiIf anyone tries to convince you that rich people got that way by being intelligent and cunning with their money, tell them about GarfieldEats
Not only is this not fake it’s like WEIRDLY common. My husband is an accountant for rich people and “rich kid burns his family’s money on doomed gimmicky restaurant and/or tech venture” is a bizarrely popular past time. They become convinced they’re going to be some sort of restaurant mogul with minimal effort, no understanding of the industry and zero interest in food. They think up a gimmicky name, spend a ton of money on stupid stuff that doesn’t improve the restaurant while cheaping out on food quality and paying staff, get bad reviews and go out of business in about a year. Likewise they’ll get suckered into dumping a bunch of money into a tech startup because they’re easily hypnotized by buzzwords. I think people like this are just incredibly narcissistic and have convinced themselves that because their family is rich they have some intrinsic ability to run a business when their only skill is spending money.
I doubt you’re like that but you’ve found their weakness, you could exploit them.
Tempted to try this on the next happy go lucky rich kid I come across
Reminded of the Koch kid that launched a line of rich-dude Hawaiian shirts because he's convinced he's also a fashion designer.
He says they're for the yacht and the board room.
@@fromoutoftheunexpected1620 Narcissistic is just a word in English meaning egotistical, is it not? This person did not refer to the disorder. I don’t think they were using it as an insult either.
@@fromoutoftheunexpected1620 I didn’t diagnose anyone with NPD. I know people on the internet have a habit of doing exactly that but “narcissistic” as a term isn’t exclusive to NPD. People can be narcissistic without having a personality disorder.
This dude messaged me on Instagram and emailed me like 5 times about his plans to open up the "Scooby-Doo Eats" restaurant, wanting me to do some promo video or something. I could have been a part of history
You both lucked out and missed out at the same time.
I immediately thought of you when the Scooby Doo eats video popped up. Imagine the change in the course of human history
It's iconic enough to know you were approached as the Scooby Doo influencer
You dodged a bullet there though. He might want you to eat some it.
...can I just say that I read this exactly in your voice before I even saw you were the one who posted it somehow? You have a very distinct vibe I guess
If anyone is worried, Quinton eventually got his giant Garfield plushie
And some sand!
And it it GLORIOUS
oh thank god
I was worried, thank you lol
LOL - pics or it didn't happen
Having the storefront close on a Monday is the most poetic way it could’ve ended
I love the owner's insistence that everything that happens to the store is an attack on young entrepreneurship, and not, you know, a response to poor management.
“youtube commenter
@SailorMaxie destroys young entrepreneurship”
"This is an affront to capitalism and my fragile ego!"
Honestly I envy the confidence reminds me of highschool when I couldnt find anyone I found sexually appealing and instead of thinking maybe Im asexual I just went damn everyones ugly better luck in college
@@unluckyomens370nah honestly everyone in my high school was unappealing af. College too. The man I've ended up with is an ex Jehovah's witness so I wasn't going to meet him until after I graduated anyway lol
Garfield Eats failed because it has been absorbed into the Garfield colony on Izzzy's shelf. Also, love the make up.
@Trans Eevee Done and done. These bots REALLY need to calm down.
Lmao true
@@hydratherussiangoose5702 👍👍
@@hydratherussiangoose5702 no matter what video you go on they're everywhere, i hate it
I was literally watching for three minutes before I realized Izzzy has an entire garfield army and I've never seen it before ???! True jump scare /j
Izzzy: Why would these companies let him use their brands?
Also Izzzy: he has a stupid rich father
Me: ah
@Trans Eevee thank you
@Trans Eevee // Or maybe this may be a good topic for Izzzy to cover about spambots.
@Trans Eevee I finished the job for ya.
Also Jim Davis is nearly senile
@@autisticautomaton He literally doesn't care about Garfield any more. Any money he can squeeze out of it for his family is the only thing that matters to him.
This is why Bill Waterson will always be the best cartoonist, you'll never see the faces of Calvin and Hobbes on the front of an app selling unappetizing meals run by a deranged rich kid techbro.
I hear Calvin's been trying to keep a low profile after the whole public urination scandal
@@shitty_beatles wait WHAT
@@brunetteartist2750 one of the most popular image of calvin is him peeikg with his short down, in my city (Santiago, Chile) you can find even grafittis and stickers on publica transporte of that.
@@daniellaamayacastroferrada9490The "Calvin Pissing" stickers aren't licensed, though. Seriously, Waterson has been trying for decades to get rid of them, but random companies just keep picking up the design and making new ones.
That sticker thing deserves a video, I wonder how that got picked up widely publicly when it was literally stolen IP from Bill Watterson and made Calvin look really naughty, when he is just very mischievous.
When asked what cartoonist he disliked, Bill Watterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes) named Jim Davis, because he licensed Garfield to anything. Anything indeed.
I’m just glad I live in the timeline where Garfield lasagna exist and it’s from a Garfield theme restaurant which is problematic. WE HAVE PROBLEMATIC GARFIELD LASAGNA 😭🙌🏾
Lagnasa
angasal
Food poisoning.
@OwO report spam
@@playdayfive also impersonation
i can't stop thinking about the person who wanted to buy the big ass Garfield plushie but was denied because it was only for "serious collectors" LMAO 😭
It’s funny cause I think it actually went to a serious Garfield collector, Quinton Reviews, he has like a whole video saga on his channel about it
@@kitart1583 He still had to fight for it too. The whole bag of sand stuff is wild.
@@kitart1583 could I get a link for it?
Maybe that bigass plushie was reserved for Izzzyzzz herself (?)
I’m still stuck on the fact that somebody was mailed a bag of SAND in lieu of a plushie
I just can’t get over the chain of events that would need to happen for that to transpire, and how NO ONE at any point stopped and said “wait… what?”
"One potato a day keeps Garfield closer today" has an oddly threatening aura
Edit: nevermind, "The only weapon I have is the Garfield fans" is worse
Garfield would have had some success if...
A.) It actually sold food that was good.
B.) Opened in the 1980s (when Garfield was considered genuinely funny and cool and was a HUGE thing).
Preferably A
You say B as if Garfield isn't timeless
@@naki051 garf is eternal
@@naki051 Well, as a weird internet meme, he's timeless. However it seems that people like to rag on the comic in its straight, unironic form, these days.
GarfieldEats reminded me of something when I was really young. I remembered eating at a Flintstones themed pizza restaurant. Until I realized when I got older, that restaurant never existed. It was a Little Caesars.
What?? 😀
THIS IS SOME SHIT MY CHILD BRAIN WOULD HAVE ALSO MADE UP LMFAO
@@wiltedcordypetals SAME
HAHAHAHA
You might be thinking of the pizza hut Flintstones glasses
“Serial Entrepreneur” is a two word horror story
Never mind “Inspired by Quibi” May have topped it
Magic Spoon?
@@lotofmalarkey434 that is three words you cheater
the poem rolling across the screen as garfield's horrifying cgi face slowly rose up behind it had me DYING
he awakens
That was so cringe why did he write that 😭 props to Izz for making it not uncomfortable
GarfieldEATS restaraunts look like Little Caesar's if it was a backdoor for money laundering.
"advocate against homelessness" sounds like he's out there screaming at the unhoused population instead of, you know, doing something to help
Yeah, tbh the way that was worded reminded me of Paris Hiltons "stop being poor" shirt scandal
Pretty sure that's what he does instead of, you know, actually buying and sponsoring building houses for homeless people.
That’s how most of the rich handle it their idea is the solution is hostile architecture, and making things the homeless have to do to survive like sleeping on the streets illegal so the homeless are out of sight through not being around where they are or in prisons as legal slave labor.
And no I’m not exaggerating it is important to remember in the United States slavery is still legal as a punishment for crimes which is why privitization of prisons is a massive thing. If you can build a prison to house criminals you effectively have built a factory of a captive slave workforce. And it is legal. If you notice cities criminalizing things the homeless do as a means of legally arresting follow the arrests and see where those homeless end up if they end up in private prisons then you can bet the anti homeless laws exist to build a slave work force out of the homeless
Advocate as in he doesn't like homeslessness, unlike the rest of us who _loooove_ homelessness. What a paragon of goodwill.
(runs up to a homeless guy in the subway station) WHY ARE YOU POOR????
The poem haunts and perplexes me because you sometimes think he's trying to rhyme like an actual poem but then continues to rhyme "OK" with "OK" and then gives up entirely before ending with the most banger line
Don’t forget rhyming “the fat cat” with “the fat cat”
@@lotofmalarkey434 Rap god
You’d think “take care of me in my youth and I’ll take care of you in your golden years” was from a literary classic.
@@embroideredragdoll the fact that he’s in his 30s and Viacom only acquired the rights to Garfield in 2019 makes this even funnier
“I can rhyme Garfield with banana…
Gorrrnana”
There used to be a Garfield Eats about a 10 minute walk from my house. It was the most cursed restaurant I've ever seen. I never saw anyone entering or leaving, you couldn't see anything through the windows, and it looked like it simply didn't belong in our reality.
I never dared enter, but my boyfriend downloaded the app out of curiosity, where Garfield spoke to us, before the app simply crashed and wouldn't reopen. We deleted it immediately. I had no idea there was this much of a rabbit hole surrounding this place...
"One potato a day keeps Garfield closer Today" I will never eat potatoes again.
It’s too late, Garfield has already consumed the sun
I shall henceforth consume potatoes exclusively.
I think Nathen Mazri is a bit like Tommy Wiseau, it started out with him being 100% earnest but once he realized everyone was laughing at him he pivoted to pretending like he was in on the joke and playing the character everyone perceives him to be
i’m feddup wit dis whirl.
this is the strongest theory yet
Gonna have to agree. The man obviously has no shame, so its not hard to believe
@@elizabethpottinger3668 It's 100% true. The whole office style satire video strategy was a pre-emptive insurance policy against future RUclipsr's making videos about him
Pretty Sure Tommy just figures that if people are laughing at him they will spend less time wondering where his money for the movie came from and possibly if he was using it in some sort of money laundering scheme.
as a fellow garfield collector im so jealous of izzy's collection like holy shit she has so many
all these bots holy shit
Garfil
@OwO reported for child endangerment
I collect bat plushies (they're my favorite animals) and her Garfield collection is almost matching my amount of bat plushies somehow.
Thankfully, counting my non-plush bat stuff I'm still ahead, but my lead is slowly faltering. Garfield is coming...
why tf does my comment have so many bots 😭😭😭
5:02
You’re telling me they couldn’t get Fanta or Crush for the store at the very least? Lol
I remember when the restaurant opened in Ontario, me and my friends thought it would be fun to order a Garfield pizza. Yeah it was funny until we saw the prices, then we said screw that and ordered from our favourite local pizza joint instead. I think we dodged a bullet.
Just imagine a drone in the shape of Garfield's head dropping greasy tasteless "food" and DVD box sets on unsuspecting children.
@OwO I didn't take the owo face as a devout Muslim. You learn something new every day.
This is the future I want
Theres an alternate reality where garfield eats expanded exponentially, ruled the air with drones, and became bigger than Facebook. No longer are dollars or bitcoins, only paws. People kill for paws and the king is crowned with the giant plush. If a negative review is posted the Garf Squad hunts that person down and kills them. By the dawn of 2056 however the spirit of garfield is lost, people see him as Big Brother or a corporate mascot. The real garfield is kept locked away layers below the earth. Many try to rescue him but Garf Squads take them out before they get far. Jim Davis is now a brain in jar, digitally drawing promotional images out of fear of being unplugged. Humanity and Garfield are lost.
You just wrote the concept for a dystopian apocalyptic movie that would be so atonishingly great it would obliterate the common folk
squid game…what about garf game 😳
This could be a movie my guy, you've just created a plot for what could be the greatest yet horrifying movie of the decade.
Don't remember this episode of black mirror
666th like, you’re welcomd
"It's hard to shake the feeling that his entire media presence is satire"
Believe me the answer is that rich people are just like this.
Imagine being the landlord for this place, your tenant doesn't pay up so you shut them down and suddenly you've got this wannabe entrepreneur making you out to be the landlord equivalent to Voldemort.
Honestly Landlord and Voldemort aren't really all too different Morality wise
landlords already are that evil. also, read another book man
Entrepreneurship weirdos are impossible to distinguish from parody at this point. Money gives people brain worms.
As a person who wants to open a bakery I have been so tempted to say fuck all and see how far I can go with a wack ass theme
It's called a Cocaine Addiction
Give a person some thousands of dollars should be a new kind of IQ test
I feel like they care more about their egos than their businesses and wonder why they fail within a year.
After learning about his "program" to help homeless people (just to jive them blankets and some Garfield eats food) and this reusing thing, plus all those giant plans that are broken by reality I have no choice but to say that he's 100% sencire. Nobody can be THIS out of touch for a joke. Especially from his background (parents rich enough that after allegedly not working in bad conditions evidenced by his attitude towards his stuff, this whole mess could be sponsored and come to life).
This is what happens when entrepreneursa are out of touch, and think putting your mind and effort into something will 100% generate profit
8:52 "One potato a day keeps Garfield closer today"
What is that supposed to even mean?! Did a bot write that?
HE IS COMING CLOSER
@@milliequick1271 OH LAWD HE COMIN
I can't help but think that if this guy met Tommy Wiseau, the two would instantly become either best friends or mortal enemies; there is no in-between. If they every do hit it off and decide to work together on a project, may god have mercy on all our souls.
Never got the chance to try the food, but I installed the app (which I'm almost convinced now was probably spyware lol)....there was an instagram-esque photo feed for customers to use that included stickers of all the beloved Garfield characters ; but it was largely flooded with poorly censored Garfield porn
What
Oh dear....
I'm wheezing wtf -😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo
So this wasn't just a weird fever dream I had that one time?!? Honestly tho, tell me "I went to a Garfield themed pizzeria where every item was covered in thick, orange 'Garfield's Special Sauce' and they sold all the old Garfield movie merch and when I went to the register and asked if the big Garfield was for sale they said it was only for real collectors" _doesn't_ sound like a one-time-i-dreamt post.
yeah that actually sounds like a fever dream holy shit
“Thick, orange, ‘Garfield’s special sauce” is DEFINITELY something out of a fanfic and I just can’t….😭
The truth is that children of rich people often grow up our of touch with reality and have no self awareness. This guy seems like one of many I’ve seen.
This whole thing made me increasingly uneasy as the video went on, but the phrase "he's gone totally rogue" was what finally hammered the dread nail into my soul. What does a rogue Garfield capitalist want, what is he capable of, how far will he go?
I'm so bugged that Scooby Eats isn't doing or at least not advertising sandwiches. You know...that thing Scooby is ALWAYS eating on merch?
RIGHT?? Scooby doo is probably the easiest brand to make a themed resturant with, just make it a haunted subway and youre golden!
@@commandrogyne and those Scooby Snacks we devoured as kids
just sell sandwiches, make it haunted, sell scooby snacks, done.
@@Commentingstuff they could make different flavors of scooby snack cookies,maybe with the original being cinnamon flavored,like the official ones!
Wasn't it Shaggy who always made sandwiches?
Am I the only one who re-plays Izzzy's vids in the background while I draw, do work, or literally anything?
They work particularly well when mining in Minecraft :)
Same!!
same here-
I have her videos playing while I do my makeup or read haha
Bruh that’s literally how I found her! Just the auto play in the background of drawing somehow goes from Minecraft speed running to some person talking about littlest pet shop lol
yesss omg she's my go-to drawing background voice
There has to be a timeline where GEats went well and did an "I'm sorry jon" themed Halloween event
Garfield Eats *is* an "I'm sorry Jon"
This just makes me want to make non-terrible versions of all the food
Also the "character-themed, specifically-colored food that makes people sick" thing reminds me of The Krusty Sponge, a Spongebob episode where the EXACT SAME THING happens
I’m surprised they didn’t have a mini petting zoo, with only one cat
that is actually genius
A GREATLY MISSED lifechanging opportunity
the man himself
garf cat cafe
😂
i think we all know izzyzzz is the the one true collector who should have been sold that $300 garfield.
We know it went to the wrong person.
It actually went to quinton reviews, another garfield youtuber, so even tho it sucks izzyzzz doesn't have him, he's in a good home:)
As an Italian this sends shivers down my spine
Apparently the only locations were in Dubai, London, Toronto, and Dublin. The main thing that always confused me is why they just never thought to open a restaurant in Indiana? The Garfield hearth? I mean, Muncie is already decently overloaded with Garfield places and landmarks, and Indianapolis might be risky, but if I were opening a Garfield eatery that's the first place I'd think of setting one up.
My grandma always liked going to new restaurants when she was younger and always judges it based on if they have soda and good quality. If it didn't one or the other, then it meant that the restaurant was going to fail in the future and end up closed. it was weird how she was right, she even predicted a Goombas pizza in Texas shutting down and that was after she took a sip of water.
your grandma is a prophet
When you said Goombas I instantly thought of the Mario enemy.
@@DrawciaGleam02 …
that’s not what they were talking about?
was it the one in San Antonio? I ate there a couple times and it was fine... but then they started using balogna as their peperoni...
@@luckystarplays1837 THEY KNOW
“alt-right rogue garfield licensee” is not something i expected to learn existed yet here we are
Why do you think he's alt right
The power of Garfield Eats has rippled through the work of so many different creators I watch/listen to.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERGAGED?
I live in Europe so I had never heard of GarfieldEats...So weird. However, let me just say that a Scooby Do themed restaurant sound brilliant! Like, you could so easily make up a lot of interesting monster themed food dishes and sandwhiches based on the ones Shaggy and Scooby make, and you could bring in some seasonal variations! I think you could be really creative with it!
I adore watching Izzzy's background evolve.
@OwO spambot ew
Same with the makeup and clothing choice !!
Agreed.
*evolve
I find it quite sad that a restaurant built in the image of our god and dearly beloved Garfield, ended up becoming a pile of rat's waste.
We deserve better.
Not even Garfield would eat there 😔
I was born the year Garfield came out and I'm mildly obsessed with the orange furball, and never once have I though, 'You know whats missing in my life? Garfield themed orange food that smells like a school locker'. Fairly sure this guy is just around because SCP-3166 needed a counter lol
I legitimately facepalmed in real life when you revealed the scooby-doo eats part. That guy has the dumb confidence that only inherited wealth brings.
I have multiple thoughts.
1. Is “Garfield’s secret sauce” orange jam or something? The whole “baby food” description, the fact that their fries apparently contained Vitamin C, and how bad the pizza tasted suggests this.
2. When you mentioned QAnon I literally said “no” out loud. As if Mazri couldn’t get worse.
3. If the Garfield-themed restaurant sells lasagna, will the Scooby-Doo themed restaurant sell dog treats?
1. It definently didn't taste like orange jam. Honestly when I had it it wasn't that bad. Very salty, but fine.
2. Yeah, ikr? I especially love how he talked about the pandemic being a government conspiracy and then turned around and starting selling creepy face masks.
3. Unfortunately it justs seems like a way for them to get rid of all their excess GarfieldEATS lasagna that they never sold 😔
Personally I don't see why they didn't just use vodka sauce for the sauce. It's orange, and it actually tastes good on pizza -- pizza with vodka sauce is actually a thing people do, it has a richer, creamier, spicier taste than standard pizza sauce.
Then again if he had the sense to do that, he wouldn't have done... shit, literally everything else. I don't think this man has ever once done or said anything that wasn't the dumbest/worst thing possible.
Scooby Snacks are/were a thing. Although they were graham crackers shaped like dog treats meant for people.
Hey I found you!!!
@@Daman-fs8sz Ok Doomer
My god, the creator of this entire restaurant chain clearly has a MASSIVE ego, constantly talking himself up, and not allowing bad reviews.
i feel like people like this start out doing a character and then they aren't anymore. rush limbaugh and alex jones started out as characters, but at a certain point they just became those people
Alex Jones was never a character. I remember hearing from someone who worked with him on I believe it was KXAN-Austin Texas’s local TV station-and he said that Jones was nuts then, before he ran InfoWars.
what exactly makes you think limbaugh and jones are playing characters and aren't/weren't just legitimately terrible people benefitting financially from spreading hate and misinformation?
My favorite quote is now “the only weapon I have is the Garfield fans”
nathan mazri getting upset about landlords is rich on rich crime
Strange Æons brave sacrifice will always be remembered
@Piit Fukada💜 on god 💯🇵🇱
but they don’t know his real name is strange æons
@@kkaassist and they never will since he was tragically lost in the Garficcino machine
@@Owain9797 rip strange æons🕊️
@Piit Fukada💜 为什么你说中文和日本语和英文？
Phantom Strider was absolutely just at the Scooby Doo Eats launch so that he can stick it in a "top ten worst" list some day.
I can't believe that Tommy Tallerico was the first American to go to a GarfieldEATS and the first American who worked on Garfield. He's such a supporter of young entrepreneurship. His mother must be very proud
The CEO feels like if you gave an unhinged Facebook user a billion dollars and decided to do franchise deals with him for some reason.
Ah, yes, just what we need - MinionsEATS
I am 100% not the target audience for this channel but my god if it isn’t quickly becoming my favourite channel on RUclips. Never had an interest in warrior cats, littlest pet shop or any other topic but you’ve always managed to get me hooked
This just shows that not all cartoon/media themed restaurants can’t only depend on the IP for success
I really thought this was going to be a simple "Guy opens unliscenced comic restaurant, Nickelodeon shuts him down." Did not think the rabbit hole was going to go much further than that but it just kept on going.
Garfield Eats was absurdly, unreasonably successful in its business model of generating buzz through shock and controversy. Every social commentator and video essayist covered Garfield Eats in the span of a month in 2019. And it STILL failed spectacularly.
If there's a redeeming quality in this, well, you can watch the old Garfield and U.S. Acres cartoons by Film Roman in there.
Because not all publicity is good publicity
@@atanaZion I feel like a lot of people tend to forget that, like that only works for the entertainment market, where you as a customer don't really take a big risk watching it since at worse, you will be bored and 20 bucks lighter, while for a restaurant, being known for having garbage food, and being a pain to eat it, will normally make customers not want to come, you want to watch a train wreck, not taste one
@@atanaZion There's no such thing as bad publicity in the business world.
"Pizza slathered with 'Garfield's special sauce'"
Imma take a hard pass on that one, chief.
garf coom ???
@@golldshi I'm not taking any chances.
I’ve actually had tons of convos with Nathen, and he’s a very interesting man. I have a lot of signed merch from him.
Same here.
I laughed really hard when Phantom Strider appeared out of nowhere.
I love seeing what bizarre hobbies unselfconscious rich kids get up to. Accidentally redistributing their parents' hoarded wealth is also a plus!
Unfortunately he's mostly redistributing it into the pockets of major media corporations and commercial landlords. I'd be happier if his bizarre hobby involved working with small local vendors and/or local artists etc.
Hoarded wealth doesn't make sense, if you hoard wealth you go broke. You have to spend money to make money so wealth is always being redistributed
Although using Garfield to market lasagne, pizza, and other takeout food is actually a fairly good idea, this franchise failed because the food it was peddling wasn't very good...that "big cow" lasagne didn't appear to have enough cheese on it, the pizzas look like something you'd find in a litter box, and nobody likes orange juice with pizza (althoug San Pelligrino with lemon is nice, if you don't drink beer or wine) and of course, trying to repurpose pizza boxes as tissue paper boxes is just a mad idea, though they CAN be used to line your cat's litter box. I would chalk this up as a failed first attempt by a young entrepeneur who thought innovative marketing would compensate for an inferior product.
It absolutely blows my mind that Garfield is somehow perpetually still a thing in, refusing to die in some corner of the earth
This shows that Garfield nowadays is nothing but a joke or a meme, just like Shrek. Lets face it, Garfield was king during 90s.
But unlike Garfield, Shrek has real cultural impact. The films have heart whereas everything Garfield related in the 21st century is either irrelevant or little to none
@@derickendric997 True, its sad nowadays is just a meme, he was great during the time of Shrek 1 and 2.
Whenever Nathen Mazri’s around, Viacom’s probably hiding and whispering “is he gone?” to whoever’s nearby
Izzy: Frozen Lasagna and Coffee, sounds like a recipe for indigestion.
Me, Literally eaten a Frozen Lasagna and drinking an iced latte while I watch this video.
did u survive
@@novoime710 I'm afraid so.
@@Karragh BAHAHAHAHAHA-
I think that coffee was artificially colored orange and not it's natural color of black/brown (the latter when it's made into a latte). Indigestion indeed because I'm not sure of how they dyed sauces and coffee orange.
I think she meant a lasagna that didn't thaw out yet
IDK why but this video brings me genuine comfort. Like when im not feeling great i dont listen to meditation or take a break, i watch “The Disaster of GarfieldEATS”...
i do that with their animal crossing video
shout out to the landlord of garfieldeats for closing it you arent forgotten😘
Nathan should have used this opportunity to create an "I'm sorry John" themed restaurant instead. At least it would set everyones expectations for the food more accurately.
"Sorry, I want to refund my pizza, there's glass on it"
"Sorry, it's part of the brand"
So I live in London, Ontario and I used to live right down the street from Garfield Eats until they closed down. I ordered the Giardino pizza and a Mocha Garficcino, and I gotta say. The pizza was pretty decent for a Garfield shaped pizza, but the Garficcino was pure trash. I only had Garfield Eats once and I will never forget it since I got to experience Garfield history.
Also I should let you know that the CEO of Garfield Eats and Scooby-Doo Eats is such a narcissist. He is on almost as much of the marketing as Garf or Scoob. Nathan Mazri is so full of himself.
One important thing to know is that Nathen Mazri has bipolar disease. He occasionally talked about this, and he also mentioned it in his self-help book's blurb (yes, he wrote a self-help book). His weird illusions of grandeur and unrealistic expectations ("When I speak, the whole world listens", "I'm opening GarfieldEats locations in 200 cities") could be the result of a manic episode. Bipolar disease can also include psychosis, which might be the reason why he's susceptible to conspiracy theories. I'm a psychiatric nurse and his entire persona, especially his speech patterns/use of language, are 100% consistent with those of a lot of patients in manic/psychotic episodes I've met. I'm only speculating here (to clarify, him being bipolar is not a speculation, but the whole thing being a result of this mental illness definitely is), but it still might be helpful to keep that in mind.
Nah, there are plenty of bipolar people who live normal, healthy lives. All of this shit is due to him being a rich kid that was never told "no".
@@InfernoScorpion14 it can be both actually!
I have bp2 and can fall into this thing I call "toxic optimism" in which I end up joining pyramid schemes, getting on fad diets, dedicating days without eating to creative projects that are worthless etc etc, and I feel happy bc I'm so unbalanced. If I had the money to actually fund my bullshit, I could 100% see myself doing this
I was gonna say, I have bp2 and if I had enough money to discourage people from actually telling me no, I'd definitely see myself being like him
If you ever met Dubai entrepreneurs, they're all like this. He's for real. That's who he is.
I want "why is the pizza so orange" as my next tattoo.
Also please cook some of those background Garfields into a pizza to compare haha.
YES THIS TOPIC HASNT HAD A MORE DESERVING HOST, except maybe strange eaons 😄
And Quinton Reviews.
Teya’s beef/obsession with GarfieldEats is my favorite thing
@@erikdaniels0n But what you don't know. Is that his real name. Is strange aeons.
The holy trinity
I just love the mental picture i have of all the garfields in the background frowning disapprovingly
Imagine if Gordon Ramsay went to GarfieldEATS in Kitchen Nightmares.
Props to that DM who bought real pizza for the DND group after they had to suffer through eating GarfieldEats.
As soon as she mentioned how weird the owner was in my head I was like 'I bet he's a spoiled narcissistic rich kid that thinks the world owes him everything' and then the "He spent his rich parents money" line dropped and I was like NAILED IT
I forgot what this video was about before playing it so the phrase "the world's first garfield themed pizza restaurant" just fucking *sent* me.
He seems like the kind of guy who would be trolled by encouraging his weirdness, but he was aware of what was happening and embraced it. In a sense, it’s exquisite.