i don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have is full blown Aids
I've been a fan of that part since the first time i watched it, and, amazingly, then happened to me just like that. Exactly like that, with this famous bass player from my country. Instead of being hurt i was in tears of laughter.
I also love the Brainstorming scene between Warwick and his secretary in this show, where they try to find new ways to make revenue for "Dwarves for Hire".
mrjo2thec “Neeson asked what colour skin the attacker had; after learning the attacker was black, Neeson said that for about a week, he "went up and down areas with a cosh ... hoping some 'black bastard' would come out of a pub and have a go" so that Neeson "could kill him".”
@@Alastor_UrLocalDumass and in Southern Ireland ... My father in law said that about everyone even if they only had a touch of it. He ended up riddled with cancer ... but took it on the chin in fairness.
Tbh, he had an appointment with them clearly and he had only been in there for about a minute. If they'd blow me off like that I'd be pissed too. Respect the Neeson!
Now I believe Liam can pull off the role of Frank Drebbin. No one can do it better than the great Leslie Neilson but Liam can do it his own distinctive way and still be hilarious.
I can picture Liam Neeson doing a stand up comedy routine where the audience laughs just because they’re all shit scared of what will happen if they don’t.
Stevie Stuff And who the fuck cares about other people stopping videos to make comments? What difference does it make to you? Get a life, you insufferable bellend.
So, I went of my antidepressants in September of 2019. I did it more or less cold turkey. I. was. *crushed* emotionally by doing so. The withdrawals felt like my mind got stuck in a trash compactor. On December 24th, the day we Swedes celebrate Christmas, I felt worse than I ever had in my entire life; seeing sentimental shows on television, and being reminded of better times was just torment. There was happiness around me, but I felt like I was being flattened. I got home early from the celebrations, and got on the internet. By coincidence, I found this clip, and let me tell you, I hadn't laughed as hard as I did in *years.* I fell of the chair laughing. It was one of the worst days of my life, and this was one of the funniest things I had seen in almost a decade. Liam, Ricky, the rest of you, *thank you all* for this comedy gold.
This sketch is exceptional. Apart from the obvious Warwick is v good in this as well. Asked to leave he stays & subtly involves himself. The face he makes as he shakes his head @ 04:12 disapprovingly is excellent. So light & understated. Anyone who criticised Life's too Short shld realise that without taking risks this sketch for instance wld not exist. Ricky, Steve & Karl's work is outstanding partly because they take risks, work honestly, push the boundaries & don't apologise.
When I’m feeling down.. I watch this It brings me back.. Renaissance... Reborn... Rinascimento... Brilliant writing Wonderful acting Possibly/Probably one of the most genius comedy sketches..EVER... God bless Ricky,Stephen,Warwick and Liam Such beautiful brilliance guys So FUCKEN funny 😂 Every time 🙏🏻
Liam being funny - by not being funny at all - is really funny. This really made me laugh, i've been feeling really down lately. I've got full blown Aids
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"I wasn't here. I was at the doctors. I'VE GOT AIDS."
Comedy gold. Holy shit I was dead.
+Golgiapparatus2 "Everyones got aids" by trey parker and matt stone :)
same lol, "thought you might have"
From AIDS?
That's the bit that did it for me.. sides in orbit
i don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money.
But what I do have is full blown Aids
This is Liam's greatest performance.
couldn't agree more, what a superb performance, irony is, he's clearly brilliant at comedy, great writing as well
Jason Sparks if they ever remake the naked gun series he'd be a great leslie neilsen
That's a great idea, it's just not fair they call you thicko.
Sure is pisses all over schindler
I've played Rob Roy McGregor, Michael Collins, Oscar Schindler...Zeus for God sake. And this is my best performance?
I've got AIDS.
"Tring"
"We're closed" fuck me that killed me 😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
😂
So funny 😂
Me too 😂
So simple but so feckin funny
"We had a scene together" *Doesn't look at him* "Ok..."
+CR_FromTheNorth I think it's the slight sideways glance without making eye contact that makes it.
Funniest part LMAO
Yeah the “ok” statement. So good
Yeah man haha 'We had a scene together but it was deleted.. do you remember?' 'Ok' 😂😂😂
I've been a fan of that part since the first time i watched it, and, amazingly, then happened to me just like that. Exactly like that, with this famous bass player from my country. Instead of being hurt i was in tears of laughter.
Years later, this is still one of the funniest scenes I've watched in my life.
Fucking incredible lol
Same. I come back to it every now and then.
Even more years later, still as good.
Yep, can confirm. Still laughed a ton so many years later.
@@ArchedgarI’m here now, to watch it again with the lot of you (fresh from watching the making of The Phantom Menace I might add).
"I've got full-blown AIDS."
"Thought you might have."
Brilliant.
Honestly this may be the funniest skit i have ever seen
Yep, this many years later, I'd say it still hasn't been surpassed.
it's a tough call between this and Keith's appraisal.
Boondock first time I watched this when it was on tv I was in tears laughing.
As soon as he said I was at the doctors I knew what was coming :)
I also love the Brainstorming scene between Warwick and his secretary in this show, where they try to find new ways to make revenue for "Dwarves for Hire".
"As I said before, I've got full blown AIDS"
The delivery of that line has me in fits
he doesn't take notes!
*full blown* aids
He was riddled with it
The fact it’s full blown makes it even funnier
"Dont presume. Thats a backstory i didnt agree on"
so using that if someone tries to do improv with me
+Anodos Arcade Almost makes me want to join an improve group just to deadpan at them
+Anodos Arcade Don't forget to ask "Can we go again cause you ruined that?"
+Anodos Arcade I also love he says, "I don't make lists" right after he made his earlier point about making so many lists.
+Dave Muller :-s He says "I don't take notes", not really the same thing.
Ah so he does.
Liam's such a good sport, this is freaking hilarious!
Yeah but he’s a racist.
Fat chance he’d be caught with an African prostitute in the wake of him being a racist.
@@colin-campbell think he should of kept his mouth shut about something hed done years ago, if it ever happened at all
mrjo2thec
He said he wanted to kill a black man...
@@colin-campbell Because he was black or because he thought black men would assault him because of his ignorance at the time?
mrjo2thec
“Neeson asked what colour skin the attacker had; after learning the attacker was black, Neeson said that for about a week, he "went up and down areas with a cosh ... hoping some 'black bastard' would come out of a pub and have a go" so that Neeson "could kill him".”
Being aggressively unfunny as a punchline.
Comedy level: Grandmaster.
It was Andy Kaufman's specialty.
No, it’s not funny. It’s just pretentious.
@@loualcaraz6497 it’s hilarious
@@loualcaraz6497 you're fun at parties I bet
Liam Neeson not being funny is really funny, y'know.
Liam Neeson = Leslie Nielsen
+bloodyexec woody?
+bloodyexec oh my god you're right
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Tabbarn I wasn't here I was at the doctors I have aids
"We're closed!"
Lol, he makes it difficult as humanly possible for Ricky to do the improv
Could have then replied "There's been a rape out there!"
"we had a scene together... do you remember?"
"Okay."
gold
Brutal haha
honestly underrated part of this skit, the way it was delivered, so so good
Phantom Menace most likely isnt one of big Liams favs
Warwick's look of panic when he realises he got to leave at the same time as Neeson and make polite conversation
"How does he get away with it?"
"We don't know."
lmfao
4:46 We're closed.
LOL
+Navid Behroozi haha my favourite bit too!
+Navid Behroozi I had to suppress my laughter so hard because I'm at work. I have tears rolling down my eyes at that part. This is pure genius.
2:50 the dead silence followed by the pan on warricks face with the awkward chair squeak fucking slays me everytime! 😂 😂 😂
I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason, "I'm riddled with it" struck me as the funniest bit out of this brilliance!
곰요한 😂
곰요한 haaaaa i died when he said that
곰요한 me too
This must have been Liams input. The term riddled with it is common parlance in N. Ireland.
@@Alastor_UrLocalDumass and in Southern Ireland ... My father in law said that about everyone even if they only had a touch of it. He ended up riddled with cancer ... but took it on the chin in fairness.
"I make lists all the time."
"That's exactly what i'm looking for!"
"I don't take notes."
As an actor you need stuff to draw on, and he drew on that
@@SteelKatanas “As I said before I’ve got FULL BLOWN AIDS”
That shit killed me 😂
Haha. The only actual joke was inadvertent
I've seen this scene about 40 times. I laugh harder every single time.
Same xD
Same... Literally funniest sketch ever 🤣
I just rewatched it again after years. And I still burst into tears laughing! This shit is timeless!
@@rajendranadarajan8931 lol thanks for the comment, had to rewatch myself!
I love how solemn he is the whole time. His tone just brings the whole mood down in a hilarious way.
Warrick’s expressions are perfect.
Warwick Davies is such a great comic actor. I wish they would do another series of this. Hugely underrated
He literally stole every scene from Alan partridge
This is one of the best comedy sketches I've ever seen lmao. So underrated. I like when it pans back to Warwick's face and seeing his reaction XD
Liam's straight delivery makes this what it is. Cracks me up every time.
"Okay, let's do some improvisational comedy."
"I can't now, Liam."
"Let's do some improvisational comedy. Now."
Now that is some comedy gold.
Aldonos I would not dare to argue against him the way he said it.
Jedi mind trick haha
Tbh, he had an appointment with them clearly and he had only been in there for about a minute. If they'd blow me off like that I'd be pissed too.
Respect the Neeson!
He said it so alpha that I started doing improv irl
@@youtubecommenter2 it was the hard stare and slight raising of his eyebrows that made that line
Liam Neeson's audition for the Naked Gun reboot
As soon as I saw the reboot announcement. I thought of this scene straight away. Which is why I believe Neeson will absolutely nail it 💯
Now I believe Liam can pull off the role of Frank Drebbin. No one can do it better than the great Leslie Neilson but Liam can do it his own distinctive way and still be hilarious.
Wait... Leslie Nielsen... Liam Neeson... L... N... I don't know where I was going with this.
Warwick's face when Liam Neeson says he has AIDS
TheBattProductions The North Remembers
this bit kills me every time haha
Warwick is awesome, facial expressions are genius
This is pure comedy genius. They should have won an award for this one scene alone.
were closed .....fucking lost it
+Mike Murray I laughed/gasped so hard it startled my dog!
lost what ? what did u lose ? I can maybe help u find it. what and where did u lose it ??
+Ohmygodhiscokisbig the letters y and o in the word "you"
Mike Murray I lost it at "Ive never been here before"
The way Liam says ‘ yes’ in the greengrocer sketch always cracks me up.
that's my favourite bit , also when Warwick talks to him at the start and he just says "ok" and ignores him .
I loved the ”You’re gonna storm it boy” line, perfect end to a scene like that haha
“I’m riddled with it” 😂
This is, without any doubt, the most genius sketch ever
One of the best comedy skits ever. I laugh out loud every time I watch this. Incredible humor.
'Trinnng' - 'were closed' - the best bit hahaha
"Oh no not you again"
"I've never been here before"
"Trrriiiiiiiiing-"
"We're closed."
Victoria Ollier best bit... this never stops being funny..
I know you from Gervais groups on Facebook. When meaningless worlds collide! :)
The layers to this scene are insane lol I come by every year and it's still as impressive and as funny as when I first saw it
*_I watched this 10 years ago, it's now 2022 and this still makes me laugh like crazy!!!!_* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you got bowel cancer?
"Tring"
"We're closed"
"I think the shop has to be open for us to do this sketch"
CRYING WITH LAUGHTER HAHA.
One of the funniest sketches of all-time. The tears were streaming down my face as I watched it.
This is actually quite brilliant, making unfunny things funny BECAUSE they're unfunny. You gotta hand it to Ricky; he's good.
Nah, it's Steven who's good.
It’s a bit of both
He's God*
@@gemsandlasers269 Stephen* and it's both of them.
Dur thanks Captain Obvious.
Hands down the funniest scene in television history.
_"Don't presume...That's a backstory we didn't agree on beforehand."_ -Liam Neeson.
“Let’s do it again because you ruined it”
I don't take notes
@@s6383 but he does make lists
@@mandead, he's always making them.
"we're closed" and the way he delivers it might be one of the funniest lines ricky and steve have ever done
The way Neeson says 'yeees' when Ricky opens the door to the green grocers. So intense and unrealistically it's so funny.
I can picture Liam Neeson doing a stand up comedy routine where the audience laughs just because they’re all shit scared of what will happen if they don’t.
THE NAKED GUN Reboot
2:51 - When it cuts to Warwick, I pissed myself.
+Sean Ó Briain that's not a cut tho...
+Sean Ó Briain *panned to Warwick
he nailed the look didn't he?
The chair cracking was an great addition
panned
@@WiseSageBum Yeah yeah, panned.
im not even a minute into the video, the way liam was just like 'ok' to warrick LOOOOOL man its too much
best part hahah
Sarah Frost who the fuck stops watching a video that they clearly enjoy 1 min in to fucking make a comment?
Stevie Stuff And who the fuck cares about other people stopping videos to make comments? What difference does it make to you?
Get a life, you insufferable bellend.
@@andyc6542 lol so true
The look on Warwick’s face when he’s listing off the types of comedy he wants to get into 😂
He’s going to be brilliant in The Naked Gun - I can’t wait.
"How does he get away with it?"
"We don't know."
the irony is liam neeson is beyond brilliant throughout this comedy bit. his timing is perfect.
One of the greatest scenes in television history
I love his voice, it's so majestic.
2:50 The pan to Warwick Davis' face and the chair creak sound gets me every time
It’s ridiculous how many times I’ve watched this.
3:00 “I’m riddled with it…”…. 😂😂😂😂 Fucking hell that line’s brilliantly deadpan delivered!!!!!😂😂😂😂
One of the best sketches ever in British comedy.
Love how Liam Neeson is depicted as an actual brute that made into Hollywood purely by being persistenly aggresive and intimidating hahahaha
"I'm a funny guy.. aren't I? I'm funny, right?" 😂
I smiled at this throughout, then burst out laughing at "I think the shop has to be open for us to do the sketch"
and now we will get Liam in Naked Gun reboot! that is perfection..hope we get the old spoof way
Liam Neeson not being funny is really funny
liam neeson is not only a badass actor, but can be hilarious in REALLY deadpan, straight-facedy comedy too!
This is gold. Especially the close up of Warwicks face every now and then..
I keep coming back to this....Its the best scene in a mockumentary EVER...Neeson is totally believable...
The way he delivers the anecdote about him making lists is hilarious. It's so real and serious.
i wasn't here!,i was at the Doctors,
I've Got Aids, thought you might have! Lol,,,, the timing is perfection!!!
Steven, I make lists ALL the time.
That is exactly what I'm looking for.
+harry wardy Hahahaha
+Bird Law I really wish that's how he got the role.
“I don’t take notes”
The wide shot of him charging in is the funniest thing ever, especially when you know what follows.
the thing about this scene of all the comedy scenes in tv history, is that there literally are excellent jokes in every 2 sentences without exception.
" I was at the doctor yesterday "
Dead.
Rickey Gervais tweeted ' For the curious, the homosexual actors name is 'Lip Reader' '
Thank you!! Always curious about it when I see this video.
Must be his porn name.
Stan Taylor Mine is 'Lip Eater.'
I'm so funny.
Ian Mckellan
Tom Cruise
This is literally too much I can’t stop laughing. One of the best comedy sketches in history
I wish awkward comedy was more of my thing, I'd be on the floor right now.
"That's a backstory we didnt agree on beforehand" 😂
Never gets old! Will always be up there(for me) as one of the greatest comedy sketches of all time!
Quite easily the funniest sketch ever filmed.
"As I said before, I've got full blown AIDS" absolutely brilliant sketch, can't figure out which part is my favorite. This deserves more recognition.
This is one of the videos I treasure the most.
That's a back story we didn't agree on beforehand.
So, I went of my antidepressants in September of 2019. I did it more or less cold turkey. I. was. *crushed* emotionally by doing so. The withdrawals felt like my mind got stuck in a trash compactor. On December 24th, the day we Swedes celebrate Christmas, I felt worse than I ever had in my entire life; seeing sentimental shows on television, and being reminded of better times was just torment. There was happiness around me, but I felt like I was being flattened.
I got home early from the celebrations, and got on the internet. By coincidence, I found this clip, and let me tell you, I hadn't laughed as hard as I did in *years.* I fell of the chair laughing. It was one of the worst days of my life, and this was one of the funniest things I had seen in almost a decade.
Liam, Ricky, the rest of you, *thank you all* for this comedy gold.
I understand torment. I'm so glad you found this video. Don't forget to come back to it. It never ceases to make me laugh 🤣👍
@@gaysy1st I will, thanks! :)
*tring*
"We're closed"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy fuck man not laughed like this for a long time
4:40 Ricky saying "let's just do our own accents and get this... done," was so hilariously subtle.
I am in tears. Neeson should be in a comedy film he is gold.
This sketch is exceptional. Apart from the obvious Warwick is v good in this as well. Asked to leave he stays & subtly involves himself. The face he makes as he shakes his head @ 04:12 disapprovingly is excellent. So light & understated. Anyone who criticised Life's too Short shld realise that without taking risks this sketch for instance wld not exist. Ricky, Steve & Karl's work is outstanding partly because they take risks, work honestly, push the boundaries & don't apologise.
"Thought you might have" 😁
Liam will absolutely land the deadpool of The Naked Gun and this sketch proves it.
This is a truly incredible sketch. holy moly. Liam and Ricky, absolute gold.
I cancelled my tickets for rickie's show and wait for liams. What a natural.
This is better than any Saturday Night Live sketches
When I’m feeling down..
I watch this
It brings me back..
Renaissance...
Reborn...
Rinascimento...
Brilliant writing
Wonderful acting
Possibly/Probably one of the most genius comedy sketches..EVER...
God bless Ricky,Stephen,Warwick and Liam
Such beautiful brilliance guys
So FUCKEN funny 😂
Every time 🙏🏻
You're always making lists
Soon as warrick said “it was cut though “ and Liam said “ok” I was sold lol funny shit.
"How does he get away with it then?"
"We don't know"
That is just brilliant.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, it ALWAYS kills me...
Pure GOLD... I've watched it quite a few times over the years and it's just funnier each time.
Liam being funny - by not being funny at all - is really funny. This really made me laugh, i've been feeling really down lately. I've got full blown Aids
How did you contract it?
Underrated reply🤣