Cattle Decapitation-Forced Gender ReAssignment(Radio D#$&ey Version)

Re-uploaded on my main channel! Music and vocals performed and produced by me. Here's the lyrics so you can sing along;
Fear breeds contempt in the heart of a man
One has to question this common trait
Why do we hate what we don't understand?
Forced into a body and damned with intelligence
Shoved into a soul, wired with circuitry you cannot control
A tradition so ancient that evolution will circumvent
Hell-bent on ideals instilled since birth
A price on life, the fleshes worth
Somewhere in this organism's development
A separate path taken, possible defect awakened
Some feel it was simply a choice and use morality
To strengthen their voice
For this rather Christian indoctrination
We have such sights to show you
The gimp shall get to know you motherfucking biblically
It's bound in human leather
Desensitized, its sanity weathered
To the wall your arms and legs are tethered
Say hello to your new gender
First we start with your private parts
Snip cremaster, your testes fall apart
Pain makes you faint as I slit your taint
While you're unconscious I just wait
Now you're awake, just in time as I make this incision
The next step in your sex revision
A slice up the shaft and around the corona
Unsheathed penile muscle exposing the urethra
Welcome to forced gender dysphoria
How does it feel to be a woman now and not a man?
Unnatural and unclean!
Lord, please forgive them as this is not what they mean
Are you there and are you listening?
Why would you even let this happen to me!
Shut up and take it
Just accept your new life
Look at it this way, you'll make a dashing wife
As for your new husband
We had to perform a hysterectomy
But, we managed to save your penis
And stapled it to her pubis
In order to elude tissue rejection
For seven days she must avoid erections
Since we grafted glands to make a clitoris
These operations are always hit or miss
An evolution of the self-destructing human parasite
A revolution, an advancement of human technology
A dissection, of the birth-given sexual organs
A solution, to the world's overpopulation
Now for the fun part, I introduce this
My new cradle of Judas
Perineal puncturing device also juices the fruit of the human
As force is applied, grinding and winding intestines and
Inside around it like a drill bit, turns anatomy into a visceral
Swill grating, excavating and making its way through the
Body like a bore, finding its way out the
Mouth announcing the gore
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[@MoltenMetal613]

Cattle Milking - Voluntary Gender Exploration

[@StefanoBartaletti]

Can't stop laughing

[@ericjordison]

Loool hahahahaha

[@carlosmontanez7229]

Oh, for the fucking sake, You're so erotically imaginative!

[@jmpsthrufyre]

The motionless crowd fits so well. Like they are actually hearing this version

[@mareksamuel6972]

I would go crazy in mosh pit if this version was played

[@randomnessrules4971]

They look like they're watching a TED Talk

[@Joltaic]

Perfect band for a Radio Disney Version.

[@cosminogon74]

Best of this video:
1:30 *EPIC SCREAM*
2:09 *LALALALALALALALALA*
2:41 *BURP*

[@MohamedAkhbar]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@juanguarin8783]

That burp.

[@marwankhalil3661]

I can't stop laughing 🤣

[@rodmarsaulaomarabonales2164]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@SirAuronthehonorable]

HE LEGIT BURPED XD

[@RowiDankelsaft]

Oh god this one. I'm laughing again.
I fucking love your Radio Disney versions of stuff.

[@miserirken]

oie qlo

[@miserirken]

pero pa ke po' oie ponte vio zi

[@MegaAedu]

I LOVE Andy's voice and the way he sings! Perfect for brutal lyrics :D

[@soul6985]

Now I introduce this: My new cradle to SANTA...

[@thattypicalslimy8548]

TheFleshEater I fucking died at this part.

[@vivipadman]

Jussi pussi

[@MoltenMetal613]

Please do a Radio Disney version of "You Suffer" by Napalm Death.

[@johnappleseed8369]

But why?

[@Doin]

Andy is very busy and probably doesn't have the time to work out how to play it and record it.

[@fraankwhoremonger8360]

✨"you-ah"✨

[@tamsinashton2293]

Lol yes

[@rothbardfreedom]

@@fraankwhoremonger8360 "You smile, but of course"

[@WehlerDealer]

1:30 kills me every time

[@WehlerDealer]

So does 2:09

[@thedarkmessiah874]

😂😂😂

[@yakumogunter3655]

cemetery gatesssssssssss!!!!!, hihi.

[@mrsockmonkey1969]

I DJ weddings and I'm lobbying hard to put this in the rotation for "first dance" material.

[@beckoningoblivion739]

Everything about this is perfect. Also seeing Derek strum the shit outta his bass while Andy sings made me lose it.

[@djentlivesmatter8895]

lord please forgive them this is not what they mean🎶
Lalalalalala🎶🎤
why would you even let it happen to me🎶
shut up and take it🎶
omg lmao 😂😂😂

[@rodmarsaulaomarabonales2164]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@emuhojoxparad7589]

Just Accept Your New Life🎶
Look At It This Way🎶
You'll Make A Dashing Wife🎶
😃😆😅😂

[@RicoLee27]

@@emuhojoxparad7589 that part sounds even a bit motivational😂

[@joshirby6659]

Travis Ryan is honestly insane

[@MrBigisBack87]

I remember this one, 1:29 is why this is one of my favorite ones Andy has done. Always lmao at this.

[@EndeAbgrunds]

La la la la la la luhh! Hahaha

[@craigb47]

he looks like a spoilt kid in a mall!

[@terria8825]

Craig Dsouza no

Man I've listened to this Cattle Decap gig over and over again on youtube, they fuckin kick ass ! This radio disney verison is funny as hell !

[@MRrealmadridRaul]

Can you make make a radio Disney cover of infant annihilator?

[@charliecobb3581]

hooker joe yes

[@omnitone]

that would be a great idea but there is a significant problem. it's hard to soften metal made with satirical intention. (the crazy fast drums are to fast to be softened, and some riffs are not clean enough either.) the best candidate would be blasphemian or cuntcrusher considering how they're less dissonant.

[@Marleau_Seneca]

I like the song better NOT KNOWING what the lyrics are!

[@RolandTR909]

Nice profile picture btw ^^

[@soledezruiz2860]

Lol your radio disney versions are my fave!! xD

[@MarcoAGJ]

How does it feel to be a woman now and not a MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?

[@ShredCrusade]

Andy you are a genious!

[@JAC3DG33K]

Coming this fall to Disney+

[@newcomerjason7791]

OMG so damn funny!!!!! Andy you're a damn genius

[@timeking6829]

1:21 they fucking predicted corona

[@liquidv2305]

I saw a far more lively crowd of senior citizens watching an Eagles cover band
Why don't they just go home if they are that miserable lol

[@crw164]

Hahaha fuck I love these Radio Disney versions. Every one is absolute gold.

[@fjballi]

Unnatural and unclean!
Lord, please forgive them as this is not what they mean
*LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA*
Why would you even let this happen to me!

[@RicoLee27]

So groovy, calm and happy

[@Alcoholica1989]

one of my favorites that youve done lately

[@drowninghive]

my fucking sides just became the 2nd and 3rd moon

[@gaetaboss_mattj3047]

Now THAT is what I call early.

[@IRVIZZY1]

I've seen them live earlier this year lol and this is way better

[@emuhojoxparad7589]

1:30 1,5x Slayer Angel Of Death

[@billtotman]

Andy, this is absolutely your funniest work yet.

[@xXbudred123Xx]

"Ozzy Osbourne-Children Of The Grave(Reggae Version)" is blocked in USA.

[@jordanmachado4247]

I loved this so much, why am I barely finding this now?! Lmao

[@ShadowCoH316]

excellent song choice! my sides! We absolutely need Babykiller.

[@matthewtopping2061]

Best one yet!

[@FourLetterGT]

Holy shit I NEED a radio disney version of babykiller by devourment, please!!

[@pizzaface4079]

yes finally Cattle D yes San Diego in the house :)

[@varg8696]

1:30
i ded

[@t.s.7493]

Fucking... genius... You should sync the audio to the original video. That would be a hoot.

[@Mango_oh]

The range of this comment. I enjoy it quite a bit.

[@jeroendenhertog4975]

The bassist at 0:36 is hillarious! 😂

[@k_dawg7475]

the bass part at 3:00 also turned out great🤣🤣🤣

[@richmondyayarea]

I will always love this

[@ReclasTube]

2:10 hahaha losing my shit right now!

[@withoutone000]

Freezing moon radio Disney version

[@zachb3613]

At 2:05 I was officially done, lol

[@jrlanglois]

Radio disney Rings of Saturn

[@wil2173]

Is it just me or does this sound like Kermit the frog singing

[@mach442]

Freezing Moon FTW!!!

[@WillRipDime]

That's the best slam I've ever heard.

[@johnathanfoster4993]

Kermit the frog went through a dark phase when his songwriting was criticized.

[@grwrar]

I like the part where he goes lalalala!!!

[@MrJeezus]

Excellent arrangement. Really tasty guitar playing as well.

[@hollandgilstrap24]

Love this bands uncanny ability of approaching PC topics from a VERY NON PC perspective.

[@kilroyfrills3084]

Oh my gosh, Travis Ryan's face!

[@Setamine]

Haha the burp killed me

[@waltermatthewberg]

What a delightful little song

[@MarsRestorations]

Damn damn this song is so relevant today...😂

[@flaccid6pancake]

What 😭

[@karnagefails333]

Still the best thing on the internet. 2020

[@Francis_Castiglione]

The drummer looks like he's wearing a members only jacket.

[@bungmusturd5458]

I listen to this almost daily. Why?? cause its pretty great.

[@Ammeo]

hahahahah. This had me laughing

[@SlyHikari03]

Somehow oddly relevant

[@Larry_Ibarra]

Imagine if _this_ version played over the original video.

[@fos427]

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHHHHHHHWW

[@HELLYEAH1313]

To be honest... I was expecting the original version. When I first heard this I was like "WTF!?" Haha

[@shanegrothe]

Did you re-record the vocals?

[@somerandomguy4760]

Its worse cuz you know what Travis says

[@araknidlich]

Holy fuck I am crying laughing.

[@jeroendenhertog4975]

"La-la-la-lala!" :D

[@Lectwar6]

holy shit this is good

[@ImNho]

Eu não estava preparado pra isso

[@6lillium]

I've never laughed so fast?!!!

[@hammersmashedspud4345]

The drummer is wearing a jacket

[@aspidistra8433]

NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY

[@bartoszlasota6547]

1:30
I'm dying

[@QuantumBlazevitals]

Finally some REAL music

[@t77snapshot]

Laa la la la la la la la laaaaaaa!

[@Taurimenio]

i-d like to know what original group think about it.
i think they will invite you as secondary band.

[@observantmoose2563]

Kermit
oml
Its so happy

[@zlek4875]

Holy shit

[@flaccid6pancake]

LALALALALALALAAA

[@MrGeorgeGibb]

thank you for this 👍

[@cjsligojones5101]

Those lyrics are on par with somewhere over the rainbow.

[@alphabass3270]

2:10 😂😂😂😂

[@raymontdabizach]

Try *0.75x playback speed*

[@airsoftcoalitionist]

Metal Comfortably Numb

[@gabopenav]

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@mukhumor]

That singer looks like the manager from Radio Shack.

[@tuncelcel]

I LOVE YOU ANDY

[@FacundoSS_Guitarist]

SO FUCKING GREAT

[@hakenzolis9997]

ha ha ha (>o

[@Robkinggozer]

Sounds like He-man singing heyyy

[@tom.allez2134]

Greatness!!!! 😂

[@helplessidiot]

Worst shit I've ever heard, and I absolutely love it!

[@migueljimenez4201]

Interesting

[@cheesecake3036]

Why was 3:17 genuinely creepy. Just me?

[@wolffe93]

interesting lyrics

[@tuncelcel]

oh maaan

[@Nammsayin]

hahah. love it!