Okay, as a former math nerd, I’m going to talk about the math equations. There are three separate problems on that board, and my guess is that the first two were solved by other students before meth-head Garfield was called up to solve the third problem. The first problem has two equations where, for both to be true, x has to fall between -2 and 1. For the second problem, only one solution exists to make all three of those equations equal to each other, which is x=2 and y=3. The third problem is similar to the first in that it’s asking for what values of x exist such that those equations are true, and thinking back to AP Algebra classes, the solution is -2 < x < 4. Doesn’t make anything in this anime any more bearable...
3x-4=4x-2y=5x-8 3x-4=5x-8 -4=2x-8 4=2x x=2 3x-4=4x-2y 3(2)-4=4(2)-2y 6-4=8-2y 2=8-2y -6=-2y y=3 Which is exactly the solution on the board: (x,y)=(2,3) The teacher's bitching at him for already having the solution.
Oh the dude understands algebra alright. His chemistry rant in his Doomed Megalopolis review is gold lol. But yeah... I'm not even sure about the implications anymore lmao. It's not like all writers can be like the Simpsons writers with their math lol.
What I want to know is why does one of the brothers take on the form of a calico cat? Calico cats can only be female (unless they have an extra chromosome.)
the cat thing: just being alergic to cats does not mean one cannot love and want to care for them some people just love cats (or dogs) enough to fight through their allergies,
***** Actually no. The Devil looks like Sage. There's even a video where the two talk for a while. I don't remember which episode of Anime Abandon has this scene, but I give you my word that I'm not lying
Apparently so since that kind of style is pretty damn common in anime and manga from the 80's and 90's. You can see this in Yu Yu Hakusho and Devilman as well, among many others.
For male delinquents it’s a trope to be “yankii” (basically rockabillies but sometimes with huge tubular quiffs) - this has died out but it was really popular for delinquents gangs to dress like this in the 80s\early 90s
7:01 God, reminds me of the algebra questions my 8th grade maths teacher would give me at my first high school... without explaining to me how algebra works and just expecting me to understand. God, I hated you, Mr Jacobs. Bad enough you were also my Home Room, Science and Society and Environment teacher, but you were THE worst Math teacher I ever had. Plus, I still haven't forgotten how you gave me detention simply for reading a school book IN THE SCHOOL LIBRARY!
+Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat How about spiked LEGO bricks in a pond filled with man-eating goldfishes...Is that unusual enough? Or does it need the dolphin preaching about His Lord and Savior, Soda pop?
Was looking for classic anime to watch on RUclips, this came up and under it was Sage's review. Thank God I watched the review first. Instead, I'll watch They Were 11.
The dub reminds me that listening to Duke Nukem singing born to be wild off-key on the karaoke is a far more blessed sound than anywhere else on the planet, And Meth head Garfield is second best sound wise.
(x,y)=(2,3) is impossible since x is between -2 and 1, since 2 is bigger than 1 that part is impossible so lets skip that as wrong. If we assume last sentence is a condition to test it: 4x-2y=5x-8=3x-4 --> x-2y+4=2x-4 --> -2y=x-8 --> y=-0,5x+4 now for the conditions above: if x is smaller or equal to 0.99 it meets the conditions. but for the condition under the board ehhm... k lets try like this: 3x-8=5x-4=4x --> -x-8=x-4 --> -2x=4 --> 2x=-4 --> x= -2 which is impossible since x has to be bigger than -2, lets assume the teacher wrote that down wrong and x is bigger or equal to -2 (which means he is an idiot but ok) Either way, if x is smaller than -2 the condition on the last sentence is met if we replace ''is smaller than'' with ''is smaller or equal than'' y(-2)=-0,5x+4 =5 therefore the solution given at x,y =(2,3) is wrong as well since it should be x,y =(-2,5). Yeah the equatation makes no sence.
13:16 I think this is worse than bad continuity. I think they used his hairline as a wipe to black, and then the top of the back of his head to wipe _from_ black.
Pausing at 5:07 - Am I the only one who is reminded of Azumanga Daioh, and the early interactions between Ms. Sakaki and the neighborhood Boss Cat? Yes, I'm calling her "Ms. Sakaki" because this RUclips channel is all about the dub, mang!
***** Well, there were some parts that do sound funny, but it's probably the worst dub I've heard....unless there's another dub that's worse than Dark Cat.
I dunno, I think they're about on par. IMO, the actors of Garzey's Wing were at least trying and failing to act, whereas the actors here just don't give a shit.
This is what Ghost Stories would be like if the English dub didn’t throw the script in a wood chipper and decide to cut loose. That being said, now I kinda wish every boring 90’s/2000’s anime had a gag dub-even if it’s not as funny, at least it’s not THIS!
13:34 I am quite sure he was walking towards him the whole time, the shot that looked like he was walking away was just a close up view with a really bad and confusing transition.
13:31 pretty sure this just editing of the shot to transition betweem close ups by making the face slide down in sequence. Catboy didnt turn. he is just a victim of weird editing
The equation makes sense to me, well kind of. line 1: A system of inequalities, looks alright, can be reduced but it looks alright. line 2, looks like he's substituting in a given point into the equation, and accounting for the value of y. Line 3. Y is eliminated, and the equation is presented as an inequality once again. Yeah, he's right. I can't tell what he's trying to do with those equations either.
Speaking of hentai titles... The same studio that did Bible Black later made a hentai titled Starless. I cannot see any connection between that name and its contents. Did they do that just to make a Starless and Bible Black reference?
Actually not only that but that continuity error results in the scene where she mentions his "weird eyes" making no sense, their supposed to be bright blue like in the later scenes but they accidentally colored it green making his eyes look perfectly normal for a cat and making that scene make no sense
You know what this dub reminds me of? This one time when I started to watch FullMetal Alchemist (for the first time) I only looked for the dub of it on RUclips and when I came to an episode that didn't have the official dub on here I found this one video of these probably 12 to 14 year old girl voicing over the episode themselves and it was awful and hilarious at the same time! That's what type of dub this is, a bunch of 20 somethings over their shitty microphones recording what they think is good voice acting and dialogue and putting it out thinking it's actually good!
4:57 - "Hi there hoomin, I'm looking to star in a Studio Ghibli production or maybe some slice-of-life thing with wacky schoolgirls - you know like that one called Azumangy Badoing or something, can you direct me to a better anime that features cats?"
What was actually edited in that scene? I watched the other version, but apparently that video player is balls because it was little better than a slideshow of related 1-second gifs. So I really couldn't tell the difference between that and this version. Besides this version actually moved.
UltimaKamenRiderFan1 Yeah idk what was wrong with the videos for me, but they refused to load. Must have been a slow bandwidth day or something. Music would make sense.
the full movie is on youtube if anyone is interested to seeing it~ I watched it before Sage reviewed it and my gerd, it is hilariously terri-bad though worth a view
Brothers Hyoi and Ryoi Kagezaki use their ability to shape-shift into cats to combat a malevolent influence at their school. Licensors: Media Blasters LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
I don't get it...an ordinary-looking grub crawling out of a woman's mouth needs to be censored, but not an actual dick covered in pustules? And this is the _fourth_ anime featured on this show that has a scene where a woman grows a dick out of her mouth. Japan, why have you made this a thing?! _Answer me!_
This is probably one of the worst anime I've seen Bennett review. There is just no reason it should exist. The story is dumb, the characters suck, and the animation is dull and uninspired. It's just plain bad, not even in a "so bad that its good" kind of way.
Suave needs like a separate series where he goes through bad hentai and love comedies. Thumbs up if you agree. :D
+Ari Liu ouldn't he just give it a thumbs sideways?
Or three fingers.
Two in the pink and one in the stink.
I would pay for that
Psyche's Rose well censer Kaiser would make a mint with that new show
Okay, as a former math nerd, I’m going to talk about the math equations. There are three separate problems on that board, and my guess is that the first two were solved by other students before meth-head Garfield was called up to solve the third problem. The first problem has two equations where, for both to be true, x has to fall between -2 and 1. For the second problem, only one solution exists to make all three of those equations equal to each other, which is x=2 and y=3. The third problem is similar to the first in that it’s asking for what values of x exist such that those equations are true, and thinking back to AP Algebra classes, the solution is -2 < x < 4.
Doesn’t make anything in this anime any more bearable...
What do you mean 'former' math nerd? There is no escape.
3x-4=4x-2y=5x-8
3x-4=5x-8
-4=2x-8
4=2x
x=2
3x-4=4x-2y
3(2)-4=4(2)-2y
6-4=8-2y
2=8-2y
-6=-2y
y=3
Which is exactly the solution on the board:
(x,y)=(2,3)
The teacher's bitching at him for already having the solution.
-slow clap-
And if you assume the value of x is supposed to be applied to the equation below it, you get -2
Svart fra Sor He even solved the top equation because X has to be lesser than 1
1-1
... And you know, suddenly it dawns on me we're trying to make sense of nonsensical math equations in a hentai
Oh the dude understands algebra alright. His chemistry rant in his Doomed Megalopolis review is gold lol.
But yeah... I'm not even sure about the implications anymore lmao. It's not like all writers can be like the Simpsons writers with their math lol.
What I want to know is why does one of the brothers take on the form of a calico cat? Calico cats can only be female (unless they have an extra chromosome.)
I feel nostalgic for Gabe's unmolested eyes.
I feel nostalgic for Gabe himself.
Oh god, this anime is hilarious. That voice acting is something else.
Wow, the dialogue is very close to tommy wiseau levels of bad
DarkSoul712 You're my favourite customer
DarkSoul712 I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress..; What's that all about ?
DarkSoul712 The real question is where would it fit in any script, or even in real life.
DarkSoul712 I don't even think Tommy knows what normal is. To quote spoony " I don't even know what normal is anymore ! *chews curtain*"
9:51 - "You are tearing me apahrt mouth tentacle dick thing!"
the cat thing: just being alergic to cats does not mean one cannot love and want to care for them
some people just love cats (or dogs) enough to fight through their allergies,
You made him eat a bowl of Legos?! YOU MONSTER!
Not just a bowl of Legos... If you look closely, you'll note there were several bottles of hot sauce nearby. Now THAT'S some evil shit.
Troy Carr Oh man there's also some salt. Jesus!! Thats just satanic.
Whats so bad about that?
***** Actually no. The Devil looks like Sage. There's even a video where the two talk for a while. I don't remember which episode of Anime Abandon has this scene, but I give you my word that I'm not lying
zeldaed123 That's what that was. Yikes!
14:07 - Meet the ORIGINAL Grumpy Cat.
I love how she just floats away like "Fuck This Sh1t!" XD
5:40 it's emotions! They don't act on LOGIC! Therefore the CAT STAYS!
14:07 grumpy cat's ancestor that modeled for anime.
Why do the bullies look like they came out of Happy Days, was it fashionable in 90s Japan to dress like a 50s portrayal of teenagers.
Apparently so since that kind of style is pretty damn common in anime and manga from the 80's and 90's. You can see this in Yu Yu Hakusho and Devilman as well, among many others.
For male delinquents it’s a trope to be “yankii” (basically rockabillies but sometimes with huge tubular quiffs) - this has died out but it was really popular for delinquents gangs to dress like this in the 80s\early 90s
6:31 You know you're a bad voice actor when an alien bureaucrat trying to imitate a human being sounds more natural than you do.
Definitely one of my favorite reviews of yours. Great work Bennett.
7:01 God, reminds me of the algebra questions my 8th grade maths teacher would give me at my first high school... without explaining to me how algebra works and just expecting me to understand.
God, I hated you, Mr Jacobs. Bad enough you were also my Home Room, Science and Society and Environment teacher, but you were THE worst Math teacher I ever had.
Plus, I still haven't forgotten how you gave me detention simply for reading a school book IN THE SCHOOL LIBRARY!
"Sadness golem."
I'm gonna come up with D&D stats for that.
Or, I would, if not for Wizards ditching the OGL.
i forget how many of Bennetts videos i still need to watch!! A lot of hard work in these!
Meh... I still say having Gabe walk barefoot on the Legos would be a more cruel punishment.
But is it unusual enough?
+Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat How about spiked LEGO bricks in a pond filled with man-eating goldfishes...Is that unusual enough? Or does it need the dolphin preaching about His Lord and Savior, Soda pop?
Galfin 01 That's... AN AMAZING IDEA! We must inform, Sage! Now!
7:02 As a nerd, I went ahead and did some of the math. There are three sets of equations, the top one is solved by the inequality -2
+helios5868
geome-alge-calu-fuck it. My favorite math class. XD
+Kaleigh Anderson I hate math ;-;
+Loquendero Amv we all do
557deadpool I don't remember any of this shit been a long time
Was looking for classic anime to watch on RUclips, this came up and under it was Sage's review. Thank God I watched the review first. Instead, I'll watch They Were 11.
"Dark Cat's blind date with Felicia" THERE that's a better Night Warriors episode then the actual OVA! LOL
The dub reminds me that listening to Duke Nukem singing born to be wild off-key on the karaoke is a far more blessed sound than anywhere else on the planet, And Meth head Garfield is second best sound wise.
13:38 wait, why is there a light saber here?
Meth Head Garfield would not be out of place as a voice actor at Dingo Pictures
The dubbing makes Shaw brothers movies academy award winner movies for best dubbing by a non engrish speaking person.
I find it a little ironic that the ad for this video was a commercial for cat litter, I am not kidding.
Methead Garfeild, best name ever. XD
lol it's funny the fact the lead protagonist switches from shatner acting to speed racer acting
(x,y)=(2,3) is impossible since x is between -2 and 1, since 2 is bigger than 1 that part is impossible so lets skip that as wrong. If we assume last sentence is a condition to test it:
4x-2y=5x-8=3x-4 --> x-2y+4=2x-4 --> -2y=x-8 --> y=-0,5x+4
now for the conditions above: if x is smaller or equal to 0.99 it meets the conditions. but for the condition under the board ehhm... k lets try like this:
3x-8=5x-4=4x --> -x-8=x-4 --> -2x=4 --> 2x=-4 --> x= -2 which is impossible since x has to be bigger than -2, lets assume the teacher wrote that down wrong and x is bigger or equal to -2 (which means he is an idiot but ok) Either way, if x is smaller than -2 the condition on the last sentence is met if we replace ''is smaller than'' with ''is smaller or equal than''
y(-2)=-0,5x+4 =5 therefore the solution given at x,y =(2,3) is wrong as well since it should be x,y =(-2,5). Yeah the equatation makes no sence.
+elem etra
Three separate problems. The solution to the first equation is -2
ill just take your word for it
And you reminded me once again why my collection all has subtitles.
I can't be the only one who thinks Meth-head Garfield sounds more like he's doing an Abridged Series, right? Right? Right...?
Waiting for the Ghost Stories reference
We love you too Sage.
Those hentai needs Suave to review them
I saw them all years ago. Now I feel pathetic.
5:11 Penguin! There's a penguin! My penguin spotting super power never fails.
10:14 : Insert Silvio Dante saying "Our true enery has yet to revevl himself" while Tony is "walking" in place down the boardwalk.
13:16 I think this is worse than bad continuity. I think they used his hairline as a wipe to black, and then the top of the back of his head to wipe _from_ black.
15:07 I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going
7:15 I thought this was supposed to be in JAPAN! Why does this guy and the bullies in the next scene sound like they're from "The Sopranos"?
Pausing at 5:07 - Am I the only one who is reminded of Azumanga Daioh, and the early interactions between Ms. Sakaki and the neighborhood Boss Cat? Yes, I'm calling her "Ms. Sakaki" because this RUclips channel is all about the dub, mang!
Oh dear god, the dub is TERRIBLE!! It makes the dub of Garzey's Wing look like Cowboy Bebop. X(
It terrible but not that terrible.
***** Well, there were some parts that do sound funny, but it's probably the worst dub I've heard....unless there's another dub that's worse than Dark Cat.
I dunno, I think they're about on par. IMO, the actors of Garzey's Wing were at least trying and failing to act, whereas the actors here just don't give a shit.
This is what Ghost Stories would be like if the English dub didn’t throw the script in a wood chipper and decide to cut loose. That being said, now I kinda wish every boring 90’s/2000’s anime had a gag dub-even if it’s not as funny, at least it’s not THIS!
Why does Catman Crothers look like Koichi from Diamond is Unbreakable?
13:34 I am quite sure he was walking towards him the whole time, the shot that looked like he was walking away was just a close up view with a really bad and confusing transition.
"Pure… unadulterated… terri-bad. See the unedited version of this episode here: "
Yeah, not with VidMe being gone, it's not.
I'm gonna take wild guess and say that the lego scene had background music and RUclips made him remove it.
13:31 pretty sure this just editing of the shot to transition betweem close ups by making the face slide down in sequence. Catboy didnt turn. he is just a victim of weird editing
The equation makes sense to me, well kind of. line 1: A system of inequalities, looks alright, can be reduced but it looks alright. line 2, looks like he's substituting in a given point into the equation, and accounting for the value of y. Line 3. Y is eliminated, and the equation is presented as an inequality once again. Yeah, he's right. I can't tell what he's trying to do with those equations either.
It's a set of equations used by bankers to calculate their bonuses.
I think I've seen porn characters with thats cats face
What anime is that at 0:41?
0:16 YOU!!!!
Why does the black haired cat sound like he's whispering his lines?
I've always wondered what's the music at the end of these reviews? Sounds almost like something from guilty gear.
Video won't work on your site, Ben...
where was censor kaiser for 9:47?
DON'T TELL ME YA DRUGGED HIM SAGE.
HE WAS DOING THE LORDS WORK.
9:15 omg this is one of the inspirations for twilight.
14:40
I swear to god, I heard that same exact choir in Ferngully.
I'm pretty sure that IS the same choir from Ferngully. I think Sage was making a reference.
Oddly enough, this ova was key animated by Yutaka nakamura. Pre Eva of course.
wow...
that's unfortunate, because the premise of this show is awesome
xILDSx AssEater Actually, it's an OVA.
12:01 Sage acting as Sage off-camera.
Speaking of hentai titles... The same studio that did Bible Black later made a hentai titled Starless. I cannot see any connection between that name and its contents. Did they do that just to make a Starless and Bible Black reference?
does any of e know what the outro music in this vid was?
hey sage, review crying freeman will ya? It's one hell of a trip.
5:10, the cat's eyes change color...they REALLY can't get their continuity straight.
Actually not only that but that continuity error results in the scene where she mentions his "weird eyes" making no sense, their supposed to be bright blue like in the later scenes but they accidentally colored it green making his eyes look perfectly normal for a cat and making that scene make no sense
one of sage's best
Now review Fire Emblem!
oh god xD
wait that's a video game.
No, it has an anime OVA.
Miles Teg
When!?
You know what this dub reminds me of? This one time when I started to watch FullMetal Alchemist (for the first time) I only looked for the dub of it on RUclips and when I came to an episode that didn't have the official dub on here I found this one video of these probably 12 to 14 year old girl voicing over the episode themselves and it was awful and hilarious at the same time! That's what type of dub this is, a bunch of 20 somethings over their shitty microphones recording what they think is good voice acting and dialogue and putting it out thinking it's actually good!
Wait. Was it always Legos? Could've swore he had Gabe eat something else.
4:57 - "Hi there hoomin, I'm looking to star in a Studio Ghibli production or maybe some slice-of-life thing with wacky schoolgirls - you know like that one called Azumangy Badoing or something, can you direct me to a better anime that features cats?"
Where did you see it and why?
...That bit here you make him eat legos is really creepy without the music...
urotsukidoji + (speed racer dub/the room dialogue) = ?
someone needs to finish this equation for me x
What was actually edited in that scene? I watched the other version, but apparently that video player is balls because it was little better than a slideshow of related 1-second gifs. So I really couldn't tell the difference between that and this version. Besides this version actually moved.
Um... I saw a better version, and there was background music...? Maybe there was a copyright issue...
UltimaKamenRiderFan1
Yeah idk what was wrong with the videos for me, but they refused to load. Must have been a slow bandwidth day or something. Music would make sense.
I don't get what was changed about the Lego eating scene.
?
the full movie is on youtube if anyone is interested to seeing it~ I watched it before Sage reviewed it and my gerd, it is hilariously terri-bad though worth a view
The voice acting... IT BURNS... but at least I get a chuckle out of some of it
The lego thing was hilarious
So... We go from Fighter Month to Cat Month? Oh, you silly Sage, don't you know there are already too many cat videos on the inter-webz? :P
What did Gabe eat?
Pain
Well, that AND legos.
Kaizer Prime Same thing
Peter Hanson Legos are also fun.
they are meant t be legos, but there is an actual candy that is shaped like legos, i assume that was what was consumed
love the IZ reference
Brothers Hyoi and Ryoi Kagezaki use their ability to shape-shift into cats to combat a malevolent influence at their school. Licensors: Media Blasters LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Dialogues reminds me of Samurai Cop.
Bennet needs to review the infamous Fire Emblem OVA.
And thus the beginning of Sage's breaking of Gabe began.
WTF
I'm having some bad Legend of the Overfiend flashbacks
I can wear this much black and not sweat, I'm black, I dont sweat... ever...
14:17 and thus all the crappy warrior cat oc's came from here.
Sage: Does this scene remind you of anything?
Me: Well, it's a bit like that scene in Princess Mononoke WHAT THE FUCK.
but the equation works
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO GABE?!
That is so fucked up XD
Gabe drew dicks on Sage's face with Sharpies while he was passed out last episode.
I don't get it...an ordinary-looking grub crawling out of a woman's mouth needs to be censored, but not an actual dick covered in pustules? And this is the _fourth_ anime featured on this show that has a scene where a woman grows a dick out of her mouth. Japan, why have you made this a thing?! _Answer me!_
This is probably one of the worst anime I've seen Bennett review. There is just no reason it should exist. The story is dumb, the characters suck, and the animation is dull and uninspired. It's just plain bad, not even in a "so bad that its good" kind of way.
And I thought stepping on Legos barefoot hurt
Imagine how a centipede would feel.
that voice acting is a nightmare
at first, i thought this was Black Cat
HOLY FUCK THIS PLAYED AT OTAKON!
"you cant wear that much black without sweating"
holy shit ! i was wearing black while watching this! o_o
Oh god the voice acting. 8:46 in and I bet the emo guy did it. Also: Yes Sage, it seems you finally understand women thanks to this episode.
MforZorro | Movesets is it just me, or does *everyone* sound sleep deprived in this anime?
you made him eat legos? what did legos ever do to you other then your feet i mean
Ah, what a atrocious OAV! I've seen it some time ago... Anyway funny review!
*OVA
DenMon 2019 i think is the same thing just spelled in another way (Original Animation Video)... but i get wrong.
*****
I dunno, to me OVA sounds better than OAV.
ok....