actully many of the vets i known over the years always say the same thing and i feel it applies they are more fearful of a small animal then a big one because the big one is usually easy to block and you can see them coming and also your less scared of hurting them and feel this applies here because karen has such a long neck its so easy for her to stop her attacks where has brad hes on top of her legs and the only thing she could have done to prevent it is use her feet aka small kick wich would result in a maybe injury to brad so instead she lets him get to the legs and asks him to stop witch shows great restraint on her part has for karen hurting her is not a fear all she has to do is put her hand up and let her run into it
Those are the silliest Bunny Horses I have ever seen. Michael's mullet is just spectacular. I'm pretty sure that Gary Goose is the Manager that Karen has been wanting to talk to- he just seems to know he’s gotta supervise these fools.
All poultry are surprisingly chatty I hand raised two chickens at the farm I was working at and gave them names, if you addressed them they would click in response and follow you around If you gobble turkeys gobble back at you
I love how Michael is 100% your baby 😍😍😍 the way he came running to you. The stuff dreams are made of. He knows he's the favorite and his brother/dad knows also 🤣
I'm sure the title "Useless Farm" is tongue in cheek because you have a great farm. It's so relaxing watching you wandering around it talking to your birds and animals, each with their own name. Keep up the good work 👏
She calls it useless farm because she has no expectations of the animals. They are allowed to be just who they are and none are work animals. Such a beautiful, chaotic space :-)
I guess this is what addicted feels like because I can't stop watching these videos this lady is so funny and she loves her animals so much I love these videos thank you for posting
You have an amazing piece of land! I pay to go walking in forested areas that look like where you call home.. You must feel so blessed to experience the things you have surrounding you in your world. Enjoy everyday with all of your friends on the farm!
The alpacas are living their best life! They were happy to see Amanda but they weren't too excited that their exploration was over. What a dream property and loving humans for rescued animals ❤❤❤
I feel like Gary, Pencil, Michael, and Brad were a stadium rock band in a different life. Brad on vocals, Gary on Guitar, Michael on Bass, and Pencil on drums with Craig as a hired gun on keyboards. I'm certain.
my mom used to have a rooster like Brad .. she would pick him up and carry him around under her arm, not able to move his legs or wings .. after doing this a couple times he became much more docile and quit trying to flog her everytime she went outside .. it's an old wives tale to do that
Maybe she could make a carrier & carry Karen on her back all day long like a baby. At the very least no one will bother you at Walmart. But you might end up on the internet!
We used to visit my Aunty who had geese and rosters. Scary animals! Could never catch them! Not that I tried! Always loved animals! Had menagerie of cats and dogs. Have disappeared the others ruled the roost. 12 siblings. Assortment of skills required. I remember when one of our ole cats was sick, several robust brothers in tears! The same that tortured him. No animals presently having lost my two dogs past two years. I walk neighbours dogs until I’m ready.
Just discovered your channel. It’s perfect for very early morning coffee. I love that you love all the animals. It’s a nice thing to watch during these chaotic times… thank you for making the time to share.
I love how when she talks to the "sweeter" acting animals(Gary, Michael & the boys, Stanley, etc) her voice changes to the sweet, childlike voice we all use when we talk to our babies, human or otherwise, Lol.🥰
When the ducks and Gary were all talking to eachother I thought of them being on a daytime tv show like the view but they make way better hosts than humans do
Gary and his buddies conferring about what might be wrong with the tractor was the best. Reminds me of my husband and his buddies standing around the open hood of a car going “try it now!”
I adore the relationship you have with the animals! I’m surrounded by people who see any critter as a nuisance. It’s so refreshing to see people truly enjoy such an array of animals! Thank you!
How rude of then to think your critter is a nuisance. We have 4 cars and 1 dog, it's love to have more, but we Dune have adequate space. I don't particularly care for people, I do love animals. I get to work from home full-time and I'm with my babies all day long. I love it. I hate when I have to leave them to run errands. We only have a few rules, mostly for safety, so my fur babies get to be themselves.
I love how they all have their own little "gangs". They all seem so happy... even Karen and Brad seem to really enjoy that they get to do a little violence.
Shes just authentic,funny,hand working,sarcastic and kind.I enjoy it so much and it appears ALOT of other people do too.Its nice to see.I hope all of you struggling find some peace.Im struggling myself and every moment I can get thats peaceful or makes me laugh is a beautiful thing.I love the useless farm
I love your life and these personalities. Im ready to spend a weeks vacation to help you out on the farm to experience your joy. Not afraid of hard work. Thanks for sharing your farm.
I'm so glad there's a general consensus that Michael would wear dark brown velour bellbottoms and have beaded curtains and circle glasses. Straight outta the 70s, maaaan.
Hi from Utah! I’m new to the channel and absolutely love it! I have been trying to talk my husband into getting alpacas for awhile now,still a hard NO. So I’m glad you share yours and I get to enjoy them. Thank you so much for sharing! 💜
I love your farm and I love all the animals And I love the woman making the post she looks so Gorgeous Thank you for taking care of all the animals!!🙏😀❤🏆☮⚘😘
Am I tripping or does one of those lamas have a Mullet?? I love how she interacts with all of her animals. She definitely has loving relationship with most showing their love in return. Except for Karen. Man that big bird is scary. Like Jurasic park scary. And I'm a big game hunter in grizzly bear country. Lol
Karen’s call is scary, other worldly. When she emotes it’s how I imagine dinosaurs roaring. She’s a mean one, but the rooster, Brad is evil. He’s the spawn of the devil.
OMG! Just discovered your channel on Shorts. So funny! I love the way all the animals have human names. I hope Brad and Karen become nice some day! Stanley is the best...I really want to cuddle with an Emu some day. So cool! Thanks for the priceless content. -Nate
I am so envious of your life-style…. I don’t doubt it’s hard work, but how rewarding to live in such a beautiful place surrounded by animals and nature
That’s pretty cool that Gary helps you check the gates every day. I have a cat that helps me go down to check the mail every day. On the way back he always gets ahead of me about 15 feet, then lays down on his back for me to reach down and rub his tummy. This goes on until we get back to the house, about 250 feet from the road.
Gary’s big flappy orange feet are dangerously cute. And the alpacas are adorable, running ahead of you. Their little knock knees and puffy tails keeping their junk discrete. I appreciate that kind of discretion.
I always end my day with your videos. Your home is beautiful with it crazy, unique kind of peace and tranquility. When the world gets me down you and your tribe left me right back up. Thanks for that. Much love from Wonthaggi, Australia xx
My thumbs up took it from 999 to 1K.... I am very proud of my self. New to channel can you give us a complete run down of all your animals? Emu's, Alpaca's, Duck's, Geese, Chickens, Turkey's, Horse;s.... what else? You love the large "birds". Karen however is scary.
God ,I follow you all the time, you are so lovely, I do love what you do. the animals are great, I find it so funny, a few of them has, attitudes, just like a human , too funny when they try to charge you. lol. you are just a wonderful person, doing that, to help the animal,s. you are the best, best wishes to you always, God bless you. have a wonderful day, & please, be safe.
Watched this two or three times now. Still not remotely bored. Enjoy the bits where you're just following Micheal, Keith etc, around too much. Loads of love to you and your crew.x
When they start coming out of the bushThey look like how toddlers do when they get found and have that suspicious look on them like they were up to no good
I really had my fingers crossed that she would find them smoking cigarettes and looking at Penthouse magazines or something equally old-school and dubious!
i think a spiteful wizard cursed a cotton ball and now Brad is here
I think you're right!
Facts
The cutest little demon Chicken
🤣🤣🤣
@@levity90 demon chicken lol
Michael seems like he'd have love beads hanging in the doorway to his bedroom and have incense burning...all the time🤣❤❤❤
There's a medallion nestled in this thick chest hair...
What are love beads ?are they like anal beads?
Ladies, welcome to my room.
@@liftedlegend710 well love beads are actually beaded hippy necklaces, but OP is talking about a beaded curtain.
smoked a few reefers too lol.
The fact that there is more fear in her voice dealing with Brad rather than freaking Karen is hilarious to me.
Her mother told her that it is never ever ok to hit a rooster. Even when he is being a cock.
actully many of the vets i known over the years always say the same thing and i feel it applies they are more fearful of a small animal then a big one because the big one is usually easy to block and you can see them coming and also your less scared of hurting them and feel this applies here because karen has such a long neck its so easy for her to stop her attacks where has brad hes on top of her legs and the only thing she could have done to prevent it is use her feet aka small kick wich would result in a maybe injury to brad so instead she lets him get to the legs and asks him to stop witch shows great restraint on her part has for karen hurting her is not a fear all she has to do is put her hand up and let her run into it
Same🤣🤣🤣
Dude, roosters are literally and figuratively cocks. And they can do serious damage, even through boots and leather. I freaking love roosturds.
Looks like you caught three llamas that have just been busy lighting fires and smoking cigarettes (but not inhaling) if you ask me!!
This.
I saw the guard tower. They managed to slip by whomever was on duty.
“Cigarettes”
@@useless_farm lol. Respect
Mike turned around like shit do I smell like smoke🤣🤣🤣
Gary was a mechanic when he was in the military.
I like your thinking!
I bet he's got an American flag tattoo on his leg 🇺🇸
Yes, I agree.
@@English_MoFo Canadian
His days in the motor pool were his finest!
Those are the silliest Bunny Horses I have ever seen. Michael's mullet is just spectacular. I'm pretty sure that Gary Goose is the Manager that Karen has been wanting to talk to- he just seems to know he’s gotta supervise these fools.
Im totally using bunny horses from now on 🖤☺️
Gary doesn't want to talk with Karen, she's always looking down on him.
My favorite part was when the Gary and the ducks were gossiping by the tractor 🚜😁😁❤️
All poultry are surprisingly chatty I hand raised two chickens at the farm I was working at and gave them names, if you addressed them they would click in response and follow you around
If you gobble turkeys gobble back at you
I don’t know why but Michael reminds me of Ashton Kutcher
Not just Ashton Kutcher, definitely Michael Kelso.
@@haileybradley6416 YES!! That’s it! Kelso! Ty!
Right?!😂😂
😂☠️😂
Now that I think of it, your right. Only that 70’s version!
I can’t get enough of how CUTE Gary’s little waddle is!! ♥️ 🦆
You walking with Gary, and Michael being excited to see you was just so adorable! 🥺❤️
I’d like to spend the day with Michael. Just doing Michaely Michael things.
Honestly Michael’s life is bliss
Me too!
Llama Guru
Where is Jason?
Definitely. 🦙
I love when you and Gary race. Gary's like you won't beat me cause I'm fast.
I love the neutral indifferent look on her face when shes patiently waiting for the rooster to stop crowing
This was like playing a relaxing first person video game! So nice to explore the farm
I would sell my eyelids to have a place like this and the family and animals as neighbours xxxx
RIGHT!?
Me too!!!!!! I absolutely adore animals!
😂 but your eyes would dry out to raisin consistency and you wouldn’t be able to see any of it!
@@ahill4642 but could still cuddle with eyes of fruit : )))
At 7:54 is when they start discussing how they would fix the tractor better than the human
Your animals are living the best life 👏👏👏
I’ve never seen such an intelligent goose running to keep up with you. Holy cow that’s impressive!
Don't get me wrong the goose is cute, but him running after his owner isn't exactly "impressive", that's just what geese do.
The cuteness is real. Gotta love when they started running towards you, happy for you to be back home with them. 💛
I love how Michael is 100% your baby 😍😍😍 the way he came running to you. The stuff dreams are made of. He knows he's the favorite and his brother/dad knows also 🤣
Michael was so happy to see you! What an Angel he is.
Michael has the best hair. Well and of course Stanley does too.😊❤️
I'm sure the title "Useless Farm" is tongue in cheek because you have a great farm. It's so relaxing watching you wandering around it talking to your birds and animals, each with their own name. Keep up the good work 👏
She calls it useless farm because she has no expectations of the animals. They are allowed to be just who they are and none are work animals. Such a beautiful, chaotic space :-)
I guess this is what addicted feels like because I can't stop watching these videos this lady is so funny and she loves her animals so much I love these videos thank you for posting
You have an amazing piece of land! I pay to go walking in forested areas that look like where you call home.. You must feel so blessed to experience the things you have surrounding you in your world. Enjoy everyday with all of your friends on the farm!
The alpacas are living their best life! They were happy to see Amanda but they weren't too excited that their exploration was over. What a dream property and loving humans for rescued animals ❤❤❤
I feel like Gary, Pencil, Michael, and Brad were a stadium rock band in a different life. Brad on vocals, Gary on Guitar, Michael on Bass, and Pencil on drums with Craig as a hired gun on keyboards. I'm certain.
Pencil on drums, perfect lol!
my mom used to have a rooster like Brad .. she would pick him up and carry him around under her arm, not able to move his legs or wings .. after doing this a couple times he became much more docile and quit trying to flog her everytime she went outside .. it's an old wives tale to do that
I wonder if that would help Karen?
not sure .. probably will need some special rigging to hoist her 😁
Maybe she could make a carrier & carry Karen on her back all day long like a baby.
At the very least no one will bother you at Walmart. But you might end up on the internet!
yep. under the title what video made you famous 🤣🤣
We used to visit my Aunty who had geese and rosters. Scary animals! Could never catch them! Not that I tried!
Always loved animals! Had menagerie of cats and dogs. Have disappeared the others ruled the roost.
12 siblings. Assortment of skills required. I remember when one of our ole cats was sick, several robust brothers in tears! The same that tortured him.
No animals presently having lost my two dogs past two years.
I walk neighbours dogs until I’m ready.
Just discovered your channel. It’s perfect for very early morning coffee.
I love that you love all the animals. It’s a nice thing to watch during these chaotic times… thank you for making the time to share.
I love how when she talks to the "sweeter" acting animals(Gary, Michael & the boys, Stanley, etc) her voice changes to the sweet, childlike voice we all use when we talk to our babies, human or otherwise, Lol.🥰
Arhh Micheal looks like he found the best secret room at the rave!!!
That is just adorable that Gary knows his name and follows you - goes on walks with you.
You must have snacks on you 24/7.
When the ducks and Gary were all talking to eachother I thought of them being on a daytime tv show like the view but they make way better hosts than humans do
So cute that they see you and immediately come out lol Michael is my spirit animal !!!
It's so nice that the animals have all that space to roam around in! 😊
Gary and his buddies conferring about what might be wrong with the tractor was the best. Reminds me of my husband and his buddies standing around the open hood of a car going “try it now!”
Wow, your property is beautiful! Those are some very lucky and well looked after animals ❤️
Love the "slice of life" style videos, very relaxing... Thank you!
The love in her voice, when she calls Michael!!
Gary and the ducks at the tractor repair scene -well , they made it into a scene - was hilarious!!!!
Brad sure makes it easy for you to find your way home from the back fields even if you were blindfolded 😂
Brad could wake the dead w/his cock a doodle do.
Her voice is so endearing and the videos do relaxing
New to your channel and I have to say I am in love with your animals and your very funny delivery!
Cuddles from micheal and Gary are just soul soothing. I prefer animals to most humans 😊
I really felt that "Never you Brad" 🤣🤣
I adore the relationship you have with the animals! I’m surrounded by people who see any critter as a nuisance. It’s so refreshing to see people truly enjoy such an array of animals! Thank you!
How rude of then to think your critter is a nuisance. We have 4 cars and 1 dog, it's love to have more, but we Dune have adequate space. I don't particularly care for people, I do love animals. I get to work from home full-time and I'm with my babies all day long. I love it. I hate when I have to leave them to run errands. We only have a few rules, mostly for safety, so my fur babies get to be themselves.
you need to find yourself some new people
3 alpacas running away has to be one of the cutest things
This is by far my favorite video of all, I loved that walk with Gary, you truly are an amazing person.
Their Mad from getting Shaved!! Blessings n Peace To You All
Michael and his mullet hat omg. Although he's also got a burned out hippy spirit. I love him.
I love how they all have their own little "gangs". They all seem so happy... even Karen and Brad seem to really enjoy that they get to do a little violence.
They looked so suspicious coming out of the woods 😆 🤣
What a lovely place you have. And lovely lives your animals are living. Good for you. ☺️❤️
the way michael's afro bounces up and down when he's running 🤣
How can you not be in love with Alpacas? Especially Michael! ❤️❤️
Shes just authentic,funny,hand working,sarcastic and kind.I enjoy it so much and it appears ALOT of other people do too.Its nice to see.I hope all of you struggling find some peace.Im struggling myself and every moment I can get thats peaceful or makes me laugh is a beautiful thing.I love the useless farm
I love your life and these personalities. Im ready to spend a weeks vacation to help you out on the farm to experience your joy. Not afraid of hard work.
Thanks for sharing your farm.
You and Michael crack me up. Love our videos.
I love Michael' poof of hair on his head. He's so cute.
I'm enjoying your farm! You all make my day!!
I'm so glad there's a general consensus that Michael would wear dark brown velour bellbottoms and have beaded curtains and circle glasses. Straight outta the 70s, maaaan.
You're just to funny! I love the way you interact with your animals!
Whenever I see a Goose walking, The music from The Aristocats always pops into my head! ❤
Hi from Utah! I’m new to the channel and absolutely love it! I have been trying to talk my husband into getting alpacas for awhile now,still a hard NO. So I’m glad you share yours and I get to enjoy them. Thank you so much for sharing! 💜
Isnt Amanda a sweetheart for giving these incredible animals an awesome life ❤
These videos are so calming. Thank you for sharing your silly menagerie with the world. 💖
At the end there it looked like the ducks and Gary were all having a very important conversation. A meeting perhaps.
Nahhhh...just discussing the tractor repair, and who's going for the beer...😁
I love your farm and I love all the animals And I love the woman making the post she looks so Gorgeous Thank you for taking care of all the animals!!🙏😀❤🏆☮⚘😘
I love watching your friends dancing around, they qiute & beautifull.
Your interaction with your animals is most endearing. Love following ❤️
I really miss my geese, when I watch you and Gary….
Gary Goose's little waddle is too freakin cute.....
Am I tripping or does one of those lamas have a Mullet?? I love how she interacts with all of her animals. She definitely has loving relationship with most showing their love in return. Except for Karen. Man that big bird is scary. Like Jurasic park scary. And I'm a big game hunter in grizzly bear country. Lol
Yes, that’s Michael with the mullet. 😂
Karen’s call is scary, other worldly. When she emotes it’s how I imagine dinosaurs roaring. She’s a mean one, but the rooster, Brad is evil. He’s the spawn of the devil.
Karen is definitely scary!
Yup. That's Michael Hunt with his 1 brain cell and iconic mullet. 😀😀😀😀😀😀
OMG! Just discovered your channel on Shorts. So funny! I love the way all the animals have human names. I hope Brad and Karen become nice some day! Stanley is the best...I really want to cuddle with an Emu some day. So cool! Thanks for the priceless content. -Nate
I think I saw an EMU included as one of the showcase prizes on the Price is Right.
She's gonna make me like geese....I used to not...but Gary is so sweet!!!
Such calming vibes are difficult to find these days🥲 on youtube
All normal and pretty basic names....which I LOVE.....and then there's Pencil 😂 LOVE it too!!! You can just tell they are all so loved. AMAZING!❤❤
So precious and adorable beautiful lady 🤩
That is so funny the ducks and goose were discussing how to fix the tractor.
Why is Gary so cute? I don't know but in any case im glad his efforts don't go unappreciated.
I am so envious of your life-style…. I don’t doubt it’s hard work, but how rewarding to live in such a beautiful place surrounded by animals and nature
My husband and I watched "Not a thought behind those eyes..." about Michael and we will eternally use that to call people stupid. Thank you. Xo
That’s pretty cool that Gary helps you check the gates every day. I have a cat that helps me go down to check the mail every day. On the way back he always gets ahead of me about 15 feet, then lays down on his back for me to reach down and rub his tummy. This goes on until we get back to the house, about 250 feet from the road.
Your channel is a great place for smiles, laughs, wonder and admiration for your Love and care for all of the Useless Farms dwellers. Thank you.
What a lovely piece of land you have. So free of the people noises. No wonder your eyes are always smiling and your skin is so smooth. 😊
Your farm is so beautiful. All the animals seem so happy, except maybe Karen and Brad! I love all of them especially Michael.
Gary’s big flappy orange feet are dangerously cute. And the alpacas are adorable, running ahead of you. Their little knock knees and puffy tails keeping their junk discrete. I appreciate that kind of discretion.
I always end my day with your videos. Your home is beautiful with it crazy, unique kind of peace and tranquility. When the world gets me down you and your tribe left me right back up. Thanks for that. Much love from Wonthaggi, Australia xx
Gary is ADORABLE!! So crazy how he stays right with you! ❤️
The chase with Gary goose was so cute!!!! What a card!
They look so good with their new cut! Love it.
"Michael I know you have absolutely no idea where you were" lmao
Keith is my spirit animal 💕🌟😊
My thumbs up took it from 999 to 1K.... I am very proud of my self. New to channel can you give us a complete run down of all your animals? Emu's, Alpaca's, Duck's, Geese, Chickens, Turkey's, Horse;s.... what else? You love the large "birds". Karen however is scary.
wow that is so beautiful there, good place for the animals. you have quite a bit of animals, that so good.
God ,I follow you all the time, you are so lovely, I do love what you do. the animals are great, I find it so funny, a few of them has, attitudes, just like a human , too funny when they try to charge you. lol. you are just a wonderful person, doing that, to help the animal,s. you are the best, best wishes to you always, God bless you.
have a wonderful day, & please, be safe.
Brad takes up all the oxygen in the room😁 The alpacas look guilty.Michaels mullet is so 80's!!
Seeing some of these animals - the alpaca gang or the emu - in your clips like here is very often like a scene out of a fantasy movie 🥰
Watched this two or three times now. Still not remotely bored. Enjoy the bits where you're just following Micheal, Keith etc, around too much. Loads of love to you and your crew.x
Michael has THE BEST mullet. Business in front and party in the back!
When they start coming out of the bushThey look like how toddlers do when they get found and have that suspicious look on them like they were up to no good
I really had my fingers crossed that she would find them smoking cigarettes and looking at Penthouse magazines or something equally old-school and dubious!