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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @ritatodd1070
    @ritatodd1070 Год назад +87

    How much do we all love this woman, and her useless farm.😊

    • @tiffanystokes5509
      @tiffanystokes5509 2 месяца назад +2

      I just came across a short video of this channel a week ago and laughed my ass off! I subscribed immediately and went back and watched all of the older videos. So funny 😂!

  • @Lucyy392
    @Lucyy392 Год назад +163

    The brutal reality of actually owning a farm. This is the most honest online farm owning presence I have seen on RUclips and I am here for it! Love the content and the everyday life with the animals. ❤️

    • @minagelina
      @minagelina 9 месяцев назад +6

      I love it because I always think I want to own a smaller version of this and I'm learning a lot. So far, it looks doable. I don't mind shoveling poop and I've dealt with birds before, and hauling huge bags is in my background. Hopefully one day......

    • @hiramhaji7813
      @hiramhaji7813 8 месяцев назад +3

      It’s an absolute fact, it’s got to be one of the funniest channels on RUclips because I just got a text to airdrop the day you know😂😂😂

    • @richardburnett-_
      @richardburnett-_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      Plus one o' those emus WILL put an eye out in time.

    • @richardburnett-_
      @richardburnett-_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      Useless . . . a severe understate.

    • @67laquaa
      @67laquaa 6 месяцев назад +4

      Oh my goodness.... This is an extremely entertaining channel! I hope this lady doesn't really do this all by herself... I hope she has someone else with her! Love y,'all! ❤

  • @kelli_kellz
    @kelli_kellz Год назад +124

    Not Stanley taking Karen to pound town! I just choked on my water. 😂

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle Год назад +22

      4:59 when Karen’s head pops up a few seconds after Stanley’s…😂 I died!

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Год назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Год назад +110

    I love how Mrs. Little Duck waddles down the hall as if she is on the Met Gala red carpet! Butt feather swoosh and all! Magnificent! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @artvet2
    @artvet2 Год назад +116

    You, young lady, have my total admiration! You, your husband (partner), and children (?) are absolutely special! I just finished catching up on all the BS activities and news of our political class, and I opened a bottle of wine to fight the "depressions" and tuned in to you. Spirits soaring now, and I lift a toast to you!

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 Год назад +31

    The official footwear of Useless Farms-sandals with socks. Also, crocs with socks. Or looking like a dirty wet sock, in Michael’s case.

  • @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
    @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT Год назад +89

    If you had a 24/7 live cam of the farm, I’d watch all day & night. ☺️

  • @jsully8076
    @jsully8076 Год назад +134

    You know how interesting and fun and entertaining you have to be to make a video of yourself cleaning out a barn and just hanging with your animals and I'm like loving every minute? That's a damn fine accomplishment right there!

  • @jimmyj5035
    @jimmyj5035 Год назад +62

    Right on Cue Karen & Stanley pop their heads up like they were "Helen & Stanley ROPER" Doing it! OMG So Hilarious 😂

    • @scorpion-lg4ic
      @scorpion-lg4ic 7 месяцев назад

      ohhhh.... taking me back to my childhood. I used to love Mrs. Roper. she was so sweet. Stanley was an old crotchety curmudgeon but as much as he said she annoyed him, he loved Mrs. Roper

  • @conmckfly
    @conmckfly Год назад +23

    The comparison to toddlers that don't wear diapers - brilliant. Had me laughing my tush off!!

  • @mufasah888
    @mufasah888 Год назад +98

    If Stanley took Karen to Pound Town more often maybe Karen wouldn't be so cranky. 😂

    • @lizzikujala-korpela6791
      @lizzikujala-korpela6791 Год назад +16

      She was kinda tame this time. I guess it worked lol

    • @BlackBilby
      @BlackBilby Год назад +15

      That sounds she made was even more frightening than her normal self. Poor Stanley. He must be terrified to comply but it did give Amanda a break from Karens' relentless attacks.

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Год назад +1

      😂

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Год назад +1

      ​@@lizzikujala-korpela6791right 😂

    • @terrihickman1823
      @terrihickman1823 Год назад +7

      OMG! 🤣 when you let us all in on what was happening...STANLEY'S TAKE'N KAREN TO "POUND TOWN" I JUST LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣 AMANDA, YOUR HUMOR AND SARCASM ARE SO APPRECIATED YOU'RE A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!! STANLEY, YOU'RE VERY BRAVE, AND KAREN, WELL WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. When will we be seeing little STANLEY JR'S , can't wait 👍
      Much Respect Amanda, for the constant backbreaking hard work on the daily. For the love and devotion that is there for all your animals...even KAREN and BRAD. YOU'RE AMAZING!!! ❤

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 Год назад +10

    2:19 I know peacocks sound eerie at their best, but that bird just said, "oh, no!!" in a voice distinctly reminiscent of Mr. Bill.

    • @Witchezcat
      @Witchezcat 8 месяцев назад +1

      I *knew* I heard that ! 😆

  • @shawnfranke2637
    @shawnfranke2637 Год назад +44

    I will always be entertained by Stanley’s Interpretive Dance routines. ❤❤❤

  • @hiba4935
    @hiba4935 Год назад +68

    How do her nails always look this immaculate 💅 💝

    • @lynnbaileyrose
      @lynnbaileyrose Год назад +6

      I always wonder this. Although thinking back to my stripper-esque nails while bartending and serving they are pretty easy to clean and hard to break if they're quality.

    • @RiesenWuschel
      @RiesenWuschel 9 месяцев назад +1

      Careful mate, you might spark a new conspiracy with this comment XD

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 Год назад +46

    LOVE this extended chorin' video! I'm entertained by every second. I hope this means I'm now a certified Useless Farm intern (without having to lift a finger). ❤

  • @LuisaD93
    @LuisaD93 Год назад +92

    Luv those animals ❤
    “A truck stop toilet brush!” I usually stick up for Michael but you ain’t wrong on this one sis ! LMAOO 😂
    Gotta hand it to ya Amanda but your a Boss! You work so hard and luv on those animals and your videos never fail to make me laugh and entertain me. So thanks!!

    • @ktbean10
      @ktbean10 6 месяцев назад

      I was screaming laughing at the toilet brush comment....🤣🤣🤣

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 Год назад +18

    Stanley's "pecking" up some bad habits from Karen! 😱

    • @earthlingjohn
      @earthlingjohn Год назад +4

      HR needs to remind Stanley that Karen is *not* a role model

  • @lisaobrien4898
    @lisaobrien4898 8 месяцев назад +5

    Stanley is really brave to peck someone who's holding a pitchfork. 😆

  • @janflower4068
    @janflower4068 Год назад +10

    Seriously Michael is like an instant chill pill just a look at his face makes me feel better

  • @blue_0.0
    @blue_0.0 Год назад +19

    Karen and Stanley looking over like "mum wtf are you doing"

  • @staciespur8293
    @staciespur8293 Год назад +7

    Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!!

  • @amymurray2273
    @amymurray2273 Год назад +42

    Amanda I could be having my worst day and I watch you and the animals and it all goes away ❤❤❤

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Год назад +17

    Jason never fails to make me burst out laughing just by seeing a glimpse of his face! 🤣😂🤣😂
    Ok I did not know Trevor was.....fertile. I mean I guess I should’ve known when I saw what his neck resembles..... how great that he passes that on to his children! 😱😳🤯

  • @1962tami
    @1962tami Год назад +27

    I am so in love with your animals --- yes, even Brad❣ Thank you so very much for sharing them with us, Amanda. I hope your arms heal quickly ❤

  • @MommaF8
    @MommaF8 Год назад +16

    You, dear lady, are far braver & more forgiving than I! I'd much prefer a freaking out horse than a calm emu...the emu are freaking TERRIFYING!!!😢

  • @mayhembeading3737
    @mayhembeading3737 Год назад +12

    Ooooooohh nice, Michael has spiiiiiiiicy llama kisses. Spicy! Can't wait to see what Karen brings to the table this episode. Stanley will be his sweet self as usual.

  • @davidsavage6227
    @davidsavage6227 11 месяцев назад +6

    I could watch your videos for hours. You have great comedic timing and the way your eyes express so much more at exactly the right time. Great talent!

  • @texastwister6417
    @texastwister6417 Год назад +9

    Lol Stanley got the ‘I just got laid’ dance

  • @lauriestone9373
    @lauriestone9373 Год назад +5

    50 shades of Stanley? The alpacas are looking like wet and dirty unmade beds but are still so freaking cute lol. 🦙🦙

  • @cathywhite721
    @cathywhite721 Год назад +11

    Every time I see Karen lurking I hear the theme from Jaws 😳

  • @Leenasmar
    @Leenasmar Год назад +31

    Sooo cute thank you for sharing!! Oh my gosh whenever you can, can you show more of the baby alpacas and goats ? So adorable 😊

  • @k.d.3664
    @k.d.3664 Год назад +15

    There are special people in this world… You are one of them… I could never, and I mean, absolutely never do what you do, which is where all my respect and admiration comes from… You’re adorable!

  • @snowjewel3982
    @snowjewel3982 Год назад +6

    Stanley trying to bite us @19:41 was everything! 😂

  • @jerrodbeck1799
    @jerrodbeck1799 Год назад +8

    The natural therapy session. Thank you for sharing with us.🤟🏻

  • @lynryall1317
    @lynryall1317 Год назад +6

    Peacock display is awesome xxx

  • @missyyy-
    @missyyy- Год назад +11

    I couldn’t stop laughing at your moist michael kisses ❤😂

  • @tammywilshire4170
    @tammywilshire4170 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lactose intolerant toddlers that refuse to wear a diaper. That description is Pure gold.
    As a fellow duck owner i can fully atest that this is 100% accurate. 😂

  • @billburke2711
    @billburke2711 Год назад +19

    Lol You and your animals are so adorable.

  • @gailsprangers9388
    @gailsprangers9388 Год назад +7

    You clean like I do😊. I always take short moments to interract with my pets when I am cleaning too. It seems reassuring to them and rejuvenating to me❤. You can see what a loving person you are by the way they all respond to you, despite all their shenanigans 😂. Loved your "get a room" remark😂😂

  • @lisaricci4779
    @lisaricci4779 Год назад +14

    Well we all know Karen and Brad have murderous blood in their veins, but I am very shocked with Stanley he seems to be very aggressive lately maybe it's because he's around Karen too much. And Michael no comment LOL! Anyway the farm looks great the animals look great, stay safe no more bruises please.

  • @heidiembrey8320
    @heidiembrey8320 3 месяца назад +3

    The way their heads pop up looking busted like '.oh, how long have you been here ?'

  • @charlestait5303
    @charlestait5303 Год назад +3

    Sandals not my first choice in footwear for that job! I can however appreciate all the work you did on your makeup before all that work! Beautiful!

  • @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
    @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT Год назад +22

    Thank you, Amanda. I love you sharing your chores with us/ ☺️ Now I know how you stay in such great shape! 💪🏼💦❤️

  • @staciebrooks2583
    @staciebrooks2583 10 месяцев назад +2

    “Micheal? Are you drowning?” 😂😂 you are hilarious girl

  • @phaedrawidney5246
    @phaedrawidney5246 Год назад +4

    Keith looks like he took all his anti-anxiety meds and os waiting for refill day

  • @akowboyshippielife7405
    @akowboyshippielife7405 Год назад +6

    Much love to everyone and their families from Cedar City Utah USA currently 🤠💪🙏🏵️🤠

  • @dutoshahawkins3475
    @dutoshahawkins3475 5 месяцев назад

    I commend them all for the work they do every single day for this remarkable farm. I feel like I'm a part of the journey. Thank you so much❤❤❤

  • @woodchuck9
    @woodchuck9 Год назад +6

    Oh Stanley, why ya gotta be like that🫣

  • @MPARTEE1
    @MPARTEE1 8 месяцев назад

    I loved this it’s hysterical..horses birds..chickens, peacocks, guinea hens..silly’s, sheep, llamas, pines donkeys mules cats dogs pigs …it hard ass work but never ever a dull moment..I love watching you it reminds me of that time on my life.

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse Год назад +4

    I've got a pair of on-sale birks as work shoes, too - they're sturdy, you can go for miles in em & it's ok if they're ugly because no one cares 👍👍

  • @cathleenlindsey3128
    @cathleenlindsey3128 9 месяцев назад +2

    You always make me laugh out loud. That's rare for me to truly laugh but you manage to do it daily. Thank you. ❤

  • @christinarichmire618
    @christinarichmire618 Год назад +9

    Doesn’t anybody help you with the chores? 😢 also Stanley’s hair has that Jack Nicholson look 😂 ❤

    • @tameramorrison8966
      @tameramorrison8966 Год назад +3

      Or Gary Busey's DUI mugshot.

    • @jenniferbond7073
      @jenniferbond7073 8 месяцев назад +1

      Amanda is married and has two kids. Her family probably just chooses to stay private.

  • @KOOLBadger
    @KOOLBadger Год назад +1

    Truck stop toilet brush?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 but the poor guy does..
    I love his stupid face!
    🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @user-ej5qx4vo3d
    @user-ej5qx4vo3d 8 месяцев назад

    Her big brown eyes! Just love them! I could hear her talk and never say a word!

  • @QueenStarNova
    @QueenStarNova Год назад +6

    I haven't watched in a while so I had no idea you had those BEAUTIFUL peacocks!

  • @Primus54
    @Primus54 Год назад +11

    Newly subscribed… really enjoying your vids. A carbon steel square point garden spade would likely really speed up your floor scat cleanups… just a thought! 😉👍

    • @suelee637
      @suelee637 Год назад +2

      Heavier though.

    • @Primus54
      @Primus54 Год назад +2

      @@suelee637 True… but as often and the way she defends herself against Karen, she’s probably very strong! 😉

  • @dianet1659
    @dianet1659 Год назад +4

    Hard work and you still get a bruise that will be with you a while. Cleaning the animal with one brain cell to the ones who follow your verbal directions every day. Stay strong. Your love for the animals is awesome.

  • @phillipsmith4501
    @phillipsmith4501 Год назад +2

    You are a very special family I really have awsome respect for you and your family , liveing the real dream , cheers from Australia.

  • @Robert_Mark_Norris
    @Robert_Mark_Norris Год назад +2

    It’s like watching myself do barn chores…1 step forward, 2 steps back. 🤣

  • @FlowerChyld43
    @FlowerChyld43 Год назад +5

    My admiration for you is completely off the charts. ❤

  • @friggintourist7751
    @friggintourist7751 Год назад +5

    Must be emu opposite day cuz for once karen didn't try to unalive you even once. Stanley however was determined to take you out one chunk at a time

  • @denisemadigan1038
    @denisemadigan1038 8 месяцев назад +1

    My God, you are beyond patient with these beautiful creatures! It's wonderful, and also very funny to watch! Thank you.😂❤

  • @otishamiltonjr9083
    @otishamiltonjr9083 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your channel is so awesome I get a good laugh I get to see you enjoy yourself the life of a farmer I wish I could lend a helping hand and enjoy some farm life well don't hurt yourself to much sending you hugs and kisses for your wounds😘😘😊😊 have a blessed day love ya much 🙏🏾😇💙💯

  • @MsKindaSorta
    @MsKindaSorta Год назад +2

    Girrrl, get yourself a heavy duty straw broom. You’re using a soft house broom for all that bird shit!😂

  • @allyfox5900
    @allyfox5900 Год назад +3

    I really hope I come back as one of your animals in my next life. You are hilarious!😂🩷🧡🤎

  • @stompthedragon4010
    @stompthedragon4010 8 месяцев назад +1

    Its so sweet how the animals love you as much as you obviously love them

  • @crochetology12
    @crochetology12 Год назад +3

    Michael is an entire vibe.❤

  • @cat441
    @cat441 5 месяцев назад

    I LOVE how the llamas give you kisses, yah for food, but usually they do spitting and it ain't nice spit... LOL you are the best and I LOVE all your useless farm critters too

  • @jennbeth1
    @jennbeth1 7 дней назад

    "Stanley was just taking Karen to pound town." Thank you for that!

  • @juliaatkinson4012
    @juliaatkinson4012 Год назад +9

    I'm a fellow lover of the socks 'n' sandal combo, but I question the wisdom of wearing white socks whilst shovelling shit

  • @randquadrozzi5850
    @randquadrozzi5850 Год назад +7

    Good job i know it's a ton of work keeping that many different animals.

  • @FridaysCreek
    @FridaysCreek 5 месяцев назад

    Never seen anyone wearing Birkenstocks with socks to clean a barn...kick the rake forward...or use their nails to open the sawdust! Wish I'd known these secrets years ago! You make me laugh out loud, thank you!!😅

  • @Kimberly-jk5xm
    @Kimberly-jk5xm 8 месяцев назад +3

    I so admire your attitude. You explaining the shovels sentimental value says so much about you. I love that you let those animals kiss you.

  • @devinecatlady
    @devinecatlady Год назад +1

    I felt that "f#@k" when the chook pellets spilt over 😆😂💜

  • @michellecampbell3894
    @michellecampbell3894 Год назад +2

    "Oh... your mouth is so moist... oh...(ick face)... that was something else". You make me die laughing.

  • @bethcushway458
    @bethcushway458 Год назад +8

    Ooooh Amanda! Those pecks from Stanley looked really painful. Hope you're ok?
    I'm genuinely shocked he got so spikey towards you.

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 Год назад +6

    Never knew Stanley was so aggressive wow

  • @indiacoon2933
    @indiacoon2933 Год назад +2

    I really like the longer videos, you are hilarious, and I’m so thankful I don’t have that life but it sure fun watching someone else’s shit show

  • @adalouellis5706
    @adalouellis5706 5 месяцев назад

    I love how Karen& Stanley supervise your cleaning of the love nest and putting fresh down in their enclosure! The shavings I mean. Amanda, you are such an amazing woman and you give SO, SO MUCH to these amazing creatures, far more than just their upkeep and it shows in their unadulterated love for you. Except Karen. Was she ever abused by a dark haired female in her past? No way of knowing i guess but your Karen bonding videos are priceless, so you've made progress! All the love in this shit world we live in to you, Amanda, who by sharing your world actually makes ours a bit more livable.God Bless dear woman. And your Creatures of love. Thank you.

  • @wfdix1
    @wfdix1 Год назад +1

    Laughed out loud to the “pound town” quip. I like your balance of class and humor (or is it humor?).

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Год назад +6

    I thought the Alpacas 🦙 were the grossest.....but congrats 🎉 Paul and the HR team!

  • @susanmaguire9009
    @susanmaguire9009 8 месяцев назад +1

    You are clever, clever, clever. 😂 And, you take wearing eyelashes to a whole new level. 😂

  • @fiftydoggy9829
    @fiftydoggy9829 Год назад +2

    Love your life. It's a big job though but very rewarding taking care of animals. Brava!!!

  • @tmtb80
    @tmtb80 Год назад +2

    Stanley with his after-pound-town dance!
    There's no I in TEAM, but there is a GaryGoose on that team.

  • @adalouellis5706
    @adalouellis5706 8 месяцев назад

    Stanly just took Karen to pound town!! I spit my drink on my phone and laughed so hard!! Love you dear Amanda and thank you for sharing your beautiful life with me!! You have no idea how you inspire! Thank you

  • @lindaherr8307
    @lindaherr8307 Год назад +2

    You are so much fun and hard work love the ducks❤

  • @notthatkaren7580
    @notthatkaren7580 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your patience with them is amazing.

  • @DebShort1
    @DebShort1 Год назад +1

    He was shaking his tail feathers and everything😅
    He wanted her to look.at.his.tail.feathers. 😂

  • @kathymyers7279
    @kathymyers7279 Год назад +5

    I wonder if it would be easier or worse if she got ahold of an emu costume to do chores in.

  • @lreppy10
    @lreppy10 Год назад +1

    Steve’s being a real show off today! 😂 🦚

  • @hezdale
    @hezdale 3 дня назад

    A five year old truck stop toilet brush… LMAO! Poor Michael… 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @alicial1239
    @alicial1239 10 месяцев назад

    You love for this menagerie is palatable; and I love watching the affection you show each one!

  • @nuthinbutlove
    @nuthinbutlove Год назад

    My first time seeing anything other than a short. You are my hero... and I think Stanley is your spirit animal 🤗

  • @cathyburns750
    @cathyburns750 Год назад +4

    Stanley seems to be getting snarkier and snarkier! I believe Karen is a bad influence on sweet Stanley!

  • @mikemilnes7093
    @mikemilnes7093 Год назад +2

    Lets start a go fund me so Amanda can get that new shovel she is secretly dreaming about or we could surprise her at Christmas. We can say it's from Karen!

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 Год назад +3

    Gary telling you about his day all the way across the yard lmao

  • @yourstruly9472
    @yourstruly9472 Год назад +1

    That kiss was just precious, they love you 😻😹🐈🕊️✌️

  • @deethompson2854
    @deethompson2854 Год назад

    Gary is such a sweetheart ❤❤❤. Stanley dances like ants are in his pants 😂😂😂.

  • @karynpowers3355
    @karynpowers3355 Год назад +1

    Thank you for my morning giggle. You are the queen of simile!

  • @bethcushway458
    @bethcushway458 Год назад +7

    This is the first time I've seen Keith look worse than Michael!!! I didn't think anyone could look worse than Michael 😮