I assumed that was the case since, "The female will drum for several reasons; sometimes to warn other females away from her male, or to summon him to her side. "
@@AnandaSea Insecurities are SO EXTREMELY. annoying , destructive, offensive and ineffectual….AND quite plainly RUIN a GOOD DAY……… POOR BIRD (she has an unfortunate dna)
I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.
Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD
I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x
Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣
You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!
Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!! God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!
I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.
Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese. I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️
“Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤
I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜
He is a sweet boy. BUT, he has personal space issues. It's been a matter of contention and has resulted in Doug doing many HR meetings to curb his invasiveness.
@@ericasunshine8169 YES!!!! I need a shirt with Karen on it in sunglasses & her big feather boa neck saying "Not today" & I forget her name, but insert the lady's name 🤣 Or one of Michael & his mullet & chops side burns that's says something sweet like good morning sunshine
I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟
Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks
For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding! thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.
Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world
I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :) (edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)
Same .. always say if I won lottery … I’d buy land and take the abused and unwanted animals. That’s my dream life .. I’m 50 today so don’t think it’s happening lol
I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!
"That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods
I so enjoy your subtle side comments with all the animals. Thanks for always having such a good attitude with all the animals and their idiosyncrasies.
Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏
Imagine my delight to discover that my favourite RUclipsr is only a little bit away from my parents house in Kingston! I’ll be visiting them mid January and have already talked them into driving by the Useless Farm. Just knowing that I am near Michael, Karen, Stanley and all of the others will be enough!
@@phantomkate6 no, there was no address to look for, so we just roamed around Kingston and the surrounding areas. The roads were not in great shape because of the snow, so we had to keep to the main drags.
@@phantomkate6 yes. I just wanted to drive by it to say I’d seen it. My girlfriends and I all watch the videos and I thought that being in and around the Kingston area I might see it, I would not have stopped the car or gotten out, I’m not a kook, just a pastor’s wife in Austin who appreciates the humour of the videos.
Talked them into "driving by the farm" Obviously this lady wasn't intending on just going out and bothering anyone. Good to know the inter net police are still out in force tho. Ffs.
I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️
I love your useless farm! It's actually very useFUL to the animals that you provide wonderful loving homes to. You are amazing and quite funny as well!
Something else thats awesome about your videos is that its all about your animals!!!! You dont prance around in tiny shorts, you work hard and respect the animals!!!! So entertaining!!!!!
Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.
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The contrast between Stanley being so mellow, and Karen being permanently on angel dust, is truly hilarious :)
😂😂😂
You are Canadian, you have timmies, where are you from?
Lmaooooooooooooooo loloollllolllll hahahahahaha!!!!
Angel dust 😝😜🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 great call
@@70sHollyDaywas about to comment on it as well … angel dust lol!! 😂
I truly feel like Karen is jealous of the love Stanley has for you.
I assumed that was the case since, "The female will drum for several reasons; sometimes to warn other females away from her male, or to summon him to her side. "
Yeah, meanwhile she doesn't actually *want* that affection herself (unless she really doesn't feel good lol)
She’s crazy. Stop looking for excuses. Lol.
@@karenmoriarty5754 🤣
❤❤❤
The way Stanley closes his eyes when you kiss him... he's in heaven!!
Hey are you mix asian/ african? You look cool 😀
Can you blame him I would be too!
Messing with Karen's head though!!!
@@AnandaSea Insecurities are SO EXTREMELY. annoying , destructive, offensive and ineffectual….AND quite plainly RUIN a GOOD DAY………
POOR BIRD (she has an unfortunate dna)
@@thehighestpraise8519 take a Xanax
Does anyone else just smile and laugh when they see Michael?
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Plop
He's my favorite by far.
He's so damn clueless and such a derp
Yes, and you gotta love that mullet.
That mullet is beautiful.
You and the critters are a huge boost for my mental health. Even Karen. Thank you so much, Useless Farm!
So the "useless" farm isn't so useless after all! 😊
I’m new here and Ready for my BAPTISM OF JOY Since I haven’t found it anywhere else
Maybe in another hundred years I can find myself again if I just stay here with all the animals
I promise I’ll be really good and really quiet and I’ll help I’ll even pick up Pooh and I’ll pick up shovels I’ll rake I’ll scrub just let me stay
“Even Karen” 🤣 agreed
I don’t know what I like the most about you, your amazing sense of humor or your unconditional love for these animals. ❤️
Especially Karen 🤣
Hello 👋how’re you doing?
Me, too!
lol Ditto ❤❤
I agree 👍 💯
I totally agree, she's an amazing gal!
“Can you guys keep it down in the screaming bush” might be my favourite
Or when she says, “ maybe I’ll try that later “. Lol
and later when she mouthed, "shut the fuck up" 🤣
@@treeknome2642 I mean honestly we all could use a screaming bush at times.
*”work is temporary, Gary is forever”* truer words have never been spoken
That sound Karen makes is straight out of Jurassic Park. Wow and yikes
The "Useless Farm" is so beautifully useful to cure stress and pain from the soul... I love all the beauty and friendship seen here.
I love how they all have human names. So funny!
...Except for Pencil. 😂
I don’t see how she remembers all their names.
No, they were human, they were turned into animals by Karen the witch
@@tcarnot5297 that could be why Karen acts like she does, her magic isn't working! 😂
I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.
God Bless this Woman.She is an Angel.
"You're a dusty donkey" Totally melted my heart! So many beautiful things on this planet!
Everyone needs a screaming bush😆💜
I really laughed at that one!
Where can I get a screaming tree? No, seriously...
I keep mine at work…comes in handy
She's a natural beauty , a farm girl, loves the outdoors!! 😒 somebody is a very lucky fellow.
Doug is like a moth to flame when he sees farm lady.
Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD
I love the name Captain for a Goose 😍 I also love how the Useless Farm names all their animals people names 🤣
I think we all need a ‘Doug the support Donkey’ in our life. I could use one for sure!
I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x
The sarcasm and wit in this video is HILARIOUS!! Love love love it!!🤣🤣🙌💜
Amanda is one part comedy gold, one part BABE, and one part wonderful human.
"Michael put those away for God's sake!" Omg you're hilarious!
I love it when Gary complains…. What personalities they all have!!
Can we all just appreciate for a moment that mama UF kissed a dandruffy sweaty emu?
Who gave this a thumbs down?? Karen??? 🥴🤣
Ya Like really!!!!
Of course!!
You already know Karen a hater smh
No wasn’t me. 😂
Karen also runs a reaction channel , trying to steal subscribers....
Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣
Dirty Mike, Craig and Keith out there looking like the three fluffkateers.
You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!
So very well said.
I watch your episodes almost every night after working full time and studying physics in uni. It's the best wind down ever
😂😂😂the screaming bush
And “work is temporary. Gary is forever “ dead
I feel like we all need a screaming bush in our yard.
I love the combination between the very obvious love you and your beasties share and all the sh*t-talk. LOVE IT!
Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!!
God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!
I like Michael's mullet, it suits his personality
I love that Gary has his own kayak! 😄 This is how life should be.
I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.
Thank you! I’m living my “farm” fantasy through your antics. ♥️
Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese.
I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️
“Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤
Work is temporary. Gary is FOREVER.....love it💞
I just found you a couple
days ago. I'm obsessed with watching your videos. I feel like I'm standing next to you. Thank you. P.S. I love Michael.
I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE
A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜
I love how you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet very long😂. You missed them and had to go check on them all❤️
Doug likes “hey look…a rake!” 🤣
Awe Doug is sweet ❤️ Let’s see more Doug. Donkeys can be very affectionate
He is a sweet boy. BUT, he has personal space issues. It's been a matter of contention and has resulted in Doug doing many HR meetings to curb his invasiveness.
You with Gary and Stanley just warm my heart. Just the sweetest 💕
I freakin love this woman!😂
Just love this! I'd love to know the story behind this useless farm 😍 amazing to see animals with such open space!
You love her you should like Jacob's Ridge Donkey Sanctuary also. Love them both
AND I would be all in for some Useless Farm merch!
@@ericasunshine8169 YES!!!! I need a shirt with Karen on it in sunglasses & her big feather boa neck saying "Not today" & I forget her name, but insert the lady's name 🤣 Or one of Michael & his mullet & chops side burns that's says something sweet like good morning sunshine
Doug is such a good boy! I love him!
I just want to give a Doug a hug.
Great idea for a Useless Farm t-shirt: "Give Doug Hug"
I absolutely LOVE how you treat them like the people they are.
Karen is So Sassy.Cracks me up 🤣
I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟
Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks
“Brad…nobody wants your bullshit…nobody wants it.” 😂🤣😂
Thank you for these videos and for giving a wonderful life to all these babies. Even the ones that peck your feet! 💕
This lady is amazing. Thanks for illustrating the emense strength of character needed to care for and live with so many fascinating beings!
Michael's Mulllet is hilarious!
For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding!
thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.
Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world
I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :)
(edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)
Same .. always say if I won lottery … I’d buy land and take the abused and unwanted animals. That’s my dream life .. I’m 50 today so don’t think it’s happening lol
@@jaxsmom8542 You never know what fortunes the future still has in store for you... ;)
I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!
"That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods
I LOVE this woman! She is smart, funny, capable and has such a genuine respect for our feathered and furry brothers and sisters.
How in the world is this so calming to watch. I would. Love to pet and kiss every animal.
I just love the way that you love all of your animals! So glad that I found your channel! Your videos truly make my day! Hilarious!
Hello 👋how are you doing?
You come up with the BEST names!! I mean they are all great… but girl, Gary Geussey!?! That’s brilliant!!
I so enjoy your subtle side comments with all the animals. Thanks for always having such a good attitude with all the animals and their idiosyncrasies.
Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏
Thank you Jesus for letting us borrow all of your wonderful critters especially in times such as this... And Karen too
Such love and affection you show to them!!!♥️♥️♥️
I applaud all of the good that you do. A very honorable sacrifice for the wonderful creatures...thank you!
I love this priceless channel. You are the real deal Dr. Doolittle! 🤗💛
I love your narrative. I was purging old documents.. boring activity.
You are your friends were a great background.
Thank you, 😊👍😊
6:24 🤣🤣🤣 I’m cracking up tonight I just binged on almost all the shorts and then I came across this gem
I love that Michael has a mullet. 😍
Doug is trying to help. Better than the atempted murder from Karen!
Love all of them! You friend are hilarious 😂. Although I think I would give anything for Stanley snuggles and Gary cuddles. 🥰
I love your videos and love the names of all your members of your farm. This one is a long one this time and loved it.
what a beautiful pond with trees' in the back 1:04! Just found this channel a couple days ago, and I already love it!!
"Maybe break some things, maybe not...." I love this.
I can imagine Karen saying: “B****** be gone!” before she runs off 😂
Michael's hair, when you look at him from the side is very 80's Bonnie Taylor'esk!!! Gorgeous!!
I need to remember to not eat or drink while watching your videos. Choking with laughter! 😆😆😆
Oh, your scenery and nature looks so familiar and alike ours here in Finland! 😊😘🤗
Your animals are so beautiful and happy 😍💖💕
I just found your Useless Farm today. It is delightful and so are you and your critters. I'm in love!
I need a Gary goose in my life, he's so calming.
Ahh I love this! Real life at its finest. The animals are fascinating, but definitely are humorous.
😂😂 “Work is temporary, Gary is forever “ 😂😂 Love it. That, and the screaming bush hahaha!
Imagine my delight to discover that my favourite RUclipsr is only a little bit away from my parents house in Kingston! I’ll be visiting them mid January and have already talked them into driving by the Useless Farm. Just knowing that I am near Michael, Karen, Stanley and all of the others will be enough!
Did you actually just show on up to their house? 😱
@@phantomkate6 no, there was no address to look for, so we just roamed around Kingston and the surrounding areas. The roads were not in great shape because of the snow, so we had to keep to the main drags.
@@sandradelvoie2716 Thank goodness! You are aware that the farm is not open to the public, yes?
@@phantomkate6 yes. I just wanted to drive by it to say I’d seen it. My girlfriends and I all watch the videos and I thought that being in and around the Kingston area I might see it, I would not have stopped the car or gotten out, I’m not a kook, just a pastor’s wife in Austin who appreciates the humour of the videos.
Talked them into "driving by the farm"
Obviously this lady wasn't intending on just going out and bothering anyone. Good to know the inter net police are still out in force tho. Ffs.
Of all the animals, I think I love Michael the best. His personality is much like my black cat, Hallow...sweet, adorable, and clueless. ♥
I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️
Thank you for the Narrative behind each resident animal… VERY entertaining!
You are such a cutie ! God bless you for being so good to animals! I love your videos!
I love the names you give your kids! I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you sweet lady.
I love your useless farm! It's actually very useFUL to the animals that you provide wonderful loving homes to. You are amazing and quite funny as well!
Man, I could chill on that farm all day and just walk around all day and talk to everyone! I believe animals make you live longer!
Thank you for sharing your journey and humor ‼️💜
Something else thats awesome about your videos is that its all about your animals!!!! You dont prance around in tiny shorts, you work hard and respect the animals!!!! So entertaining!!!!!
Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.
The animals are sooo spoiled, i love this!!!!!